What Does Your Coffee Mug Say?

0:00Welcome back to the two guys named Chris show. Here's the gift that was given to me, Biggie. And I really think you should have this over me. It's a coffee mug. All right. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I know. I don't think you could gift it, Kelly, to anyone in your family either. Who'd use it? No, it'd be inappropriate. I was gonna say for the white elephant gift at Christmas, because sometimes there's a little gag gift. Yes, but I think having seen this gift, it might raise more eyebrows than it's worth. They're children present. Oh, okay, yeah. Well, they're teens now, but I still think I don't want this word thrown away. You'll be that guy. I don't want to do that. Here's the mug, Biggie. I think you'll get it when you see it. Okay, you can show it to the camera. Yeah. I don't know. Well, there's no one watching. Oh, that's right. I mean, no one sees this. The mug is white and the letters UNT

1:00are written in large black font. And then the... If you hold it just right, the handle itself, which is also black, looks like a form of a letter, forms a letter, you can imagine what that is. Yeah, you can't bring that around family at Christmas. It's a four letter word that ends in UNT and it's not Aunt. That's right. It's the worst real thing. Oh, it's terrible. It's the bomb word, I'd say. Remember, I mean, I don't know if it is in England, really, but... No, I think it has different usage. Remember, dear colleague said it around me once, when talking about Hillary Clinton. Yep, he's like, yeah, I wouldn't vote for that. Hillary Clinton. And later, I'm gonna get an HR department. I mentioned that after that. Maybe I come through. Yeah, we did actually. We created an HR department and he came in and read the letter. I am sorry that you are such a... No, you can't say it.

2:00You said it again. I said it. Sorry, you don't think Hillary is a... Gosh, she clearly is. You said it again, you can't. What? I'm writing... I said I'm sorry. Even though it is quite obvious to me that Hillary is a burp and now you are a burp. Also, it's not my place to point it out in the workplace because he is a... I don't think he's getting it. We did some training. And so that's the lady, the couple that gave it to me said, now this will require an explanation. And Kristen's, no, I don't think it does. I don't think it does. I think we can see it. I think it's really appreciated. It's really appreciated. And they're so classy and sophisticated. I know. Yeah. Because we've met them three times. And they... I don't know if I could even display that. Some of the classiest people I've ever met. I mean, they are really, really nice folks. And they saw that and thought...

3:00Chris Kelly. I wanna... I don't know if I'd want to be associated as the first thing that comes to mind when I see that word. Want to give that? You know what? I don't know. I didn't get a chance to ask them. Is that something that one purchases online or you just happen upon a store that sells goofy stuff? I feel like you've got to get that online. I don't know many stores that would show that. I mean, the old Spencer's gift might have that. Yeah, that would be the ride. That's about it. I can't imagine. There are places that sell, you know, Randy Ranchy stuff. Maybe. The beach places, like the gay dolphin. I don't know if you get it at the gay dolphin. Yeah, I don't think you'd even get that there. What did our... One of the comedies, Dave Landau, didn't know what the gay dolphin was. The gay dolphin is a big souvenir store. And he saw it right next to something else. Mammies. Mammies. There's a restaurant called Mammies. Mammies looks a little bit. I was not familiar with it. I'm not as familiar with Burdle Beach Kelly as you. It kind of looks like the place that honey bunny held up

4:02in Pulp Fiction. Yes. Mammies. We pass it. On the way to the theater. And what's like a picture of it? I wanted to show you. Do you remember the story I told you about when I was young and trying to cross the street from your joint? Yes, it is. My parents, we were at the beach at Murdle Beach and we were going out that night, but I fell in the pool with my clothes on by accident. I was walking around the pool, horse playing, horse play, and fell in. I don't know even. I was walking very close to the, and I fell in, and the people like on the balcony of the hotel were just dying laughing. Look at the gay dolphin. Right. And I'm, you know, 12 years old, 10 years old, and we went to a family dollar and bought me some new shoes, because I was wearing my shoes and that's the only shoe that I had. And this is that family dollar. And the reason I know that's the family dollar. It still stands. It still stands. And the reason I know it's that family dollar is because right before,

5:03or right after we went to family dollar, we ate at Mr. Sub, which is right across the street. Of course, still there. And it's still there. And it says on the window since 1979, this was about 1981 when we were there. And that's Mr. Sub, and that's where I got the spaghetti at Mr. Sub. Then we went to the pavilion, and I threw it up. In a lifetime of ordering the wrong thing in restaurants, that may be the wrongest. Yeah. Just because I just picture the people at Mr. Sub, like, did he say spaghetti? Right. I mean, I don't even have that. So my father, because later we go to the pavilion, which is the big amusement park, and we've ride the rides, and at the end of the night, I get off a ride. It was one of those where you stand still, but it feels like you're moving. And I vomited all over my new shoes from Family Dollar, the spaghetti from Mr. Sub. And my father said, you just threw in the new shoes, we just bought him new shoes and he reached $6.99. Oh, threw up all he was really upset. And then people were walking through the spaghetti

6:04by accident. It was right there in the middle of a very crowded amusement park. I'm just doing a quick look. I've managed to find the Mr. Sub menu online. Okay. Yes. I do not currently see eight-inch mini pizza, but I do not see spaghetti, so. I bet it's mostly sandwiches. I think they discontinued the spaghetti at Mr. Sub. Shortly, probably shortly after. You might be the first and last person ever to order the spaghetti at Mr. Sub. I think that's fair, Biggie. Yeah. And I vomited it all up later. The story of Christian Bale, what does Chris Kelly have in common with Christian Bale? He says, whenever I meet people who are fans, Christian Bale says this, I can see in their eyes after about a minute, they're really disappointed. In Bale? In Bale. In Bale. Bale's like, I got nothing special to offer. I just say hi. What is bad, man? He said they expect me to be Batman. They expect me to be a superhero. I'm just a guy. And at the end of our conversation, we take a selfie, maybe, and I can always see,

7:05oh, they're disappointed. They expected more. He's much smaller than I thought. Much different. He's different than I thought. He's not great. So Bale says, don't ever meet people you like. Don't ever. He says that he has done this himself. He's met and worked with actors that he idolizes. And they're just regular people. So the disappointment in folks eyes, once they leave. Yeah. I really, really literally. Sometimes when you meet your heroes, it's not all cracked up. He said they say don't meet your heroes. And that's really true. We're not, he says, I'm not a Batman. I've always said that in real life. Don't do it. Don't do it. I've always said that in real life. Don't do it. Don't do it.