Is That Your Bite?

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1:06big arch their largest ever. Red Rachel who used to be a McDonald's manager says I can't believe it's bigger than the double quarter pounder or the double big Mac. But it is I mean it's huge. It doesn't have three buns but it has two quarter pounder patties. That's right. And it's just when you see it it's a hefty it's a big yeah. Now of course the double quarter pounder with cheese has two big patties quarter pound bigger bun here. Yeah I Christen we've never had a big Mac which is shocking to some but not to others. But you know the big Mac it's not a it's a tall burger but it's not a real big burger. The meat is not huge. Yeah it's not as big as the quarter pound patty. And the circumference is smaller. Yeah that's true. Look at somebody using a high school network. Yeah okay. Are you taking SCT prep as well? I should be circumference like it. Well this biggie says what's what's going viral now is the McDonald's CEO and I have seen it now. He I guess is what they all do now when you come out with something you go onto your social media

2:10the McDonald's social media he's going to eat or take a bite of the big arch and when he showed the burger now I've seen it that's a hefty looking burger. It looks really good to me. I mean they make it look just perfect. Yeah obviously. So this is the McDonald's CEO biting the big arch. I'm going to do a tasting right now but I'm going to eat this for my lunch just so you know here we go first holy cow god that is a big burger. First of all let's try to get this thing I don't even know how to attack it. Got so much to it. All right the moment of truth that is so good. That's a big bite for a big arch. It's not a big bite. That was his Neil Armstrong moment. That was a big bite. Oh man. It's the tiniest bite you can possibly imagine. A lady bite. That's a lady bite. You can tell that this is this man's first time tasting McDonald's. He's CEO. A lot of people were saying he doesn't eat that at all. Let me tell you let me tell you

3:10a dirty little secret in the business world. Okay a lot of your CEOs of companies you know they didn't work their way up. This guy wasn't cooking fries in the 80s right CEOs of companies are normally hired because of their business of course they ran an insurance company here. Yes a car company there. If you ever looked at a CEO's resume who's let's say you know been the business 40 years. He's probably bounced around from I mean at one point when I was working for Papa Johns they hired the former CEO of Blockbuster. Yes. Because they're hired for their business skills. Of course. So I would bet my next paycheck that this is the first time this man is putting McDonald's in his mouth. Okay. Oh no big. Your next paycheck affords you a little McDonald's. I don't know if I do. I don't know if I do that. Okay. But I'm just saying he's not you can tell how he's picking up the burger. Yes. Yes. He's not somebody who eats with his hands. How's that? I agree. I agree. I mean he looks at oh look at that. How do I pick it up? I don't know how to attack this thing. Wow. Now but here's if I became the CEO of McDonald's I would taste every item on

4:18the menu. I would go to McDonald's over a week's time and I mean I've had a lot of McDonald's and I'm not paying for any of this. Absolutely not. But I would I would eat everything on the menu. The Papa John's guy you hired from Blockbuster. He should have immediately make me one of everything. Give me a slice of everything on the menu. Over the next week I want to eat everything on the menu. Of course. Papa John. But I don't know that they do that or think like that. No they don't because you know they have MBAs from Harvard. That's right. You know they they haven't they're not pulling through drive-thrues. Recently in fact the head coach at my gym. I'm wearing a gym shirt given to me by a P1 listener named Frank. Many are calling it a lady shirt. This is not a lady shirt. Okay. This is not a lady shirt. But the head coach said to me fairly recently the head coach of our of our region. No. Just the facility. Just the facility. She said I like to coach at

5:23least once a week every single time slot that there is. That way I see every single member of the gym at least once a week. If you have an issue you can talk to me. She's there all the time anyway. I see her a lot. But she said I always like to be all around as the head coach to make sure that everyone's not in some ivory tower. She's not going to be in an ivory tower. She's going incidentally. If you'd be creeped out by this I went to my gym in Savannah as you know. I wish I'd had this shirt. Yeah. You need this is a masculine shirt. This shirt screams I'm a man. I'm a man who knows you know it's a great shirt. Nonetheless I took the class and the coach was great. I was there twice. You know Friday and Saturday. This was Saturday and as I was leaving this guy who just took the class with me went over to the coach. I heard him say this. He said I've been to 42 different locations and I review the coach after every single class. Would you like to come with me to a

6:26private area so I can review you review the area coach and he says can we go he said can we go outside to a more private setting so I can review your coaching and I thought you got some nerve. I mean he's just a guy. He's just like me. He wasn't like he worked for corporate. He said to her I've been to 42 locations. This is my 42nd across the country. I travel a lot for business and I make it a point to review every single coach. Would you like to do this in a private setting outside and she's like well okay and you know what I I kept an eye on her. I was like let me let me just let me just see what this guy's really doing. I had to shower anyway. So I was like let me let me what up. I thought so I was like that's some audacity you know that is and I don't know what he said to her but she was an excellent coach. I mean I've had many coaches myself and she did a great job but I thought you're really full of yourself. God I should that can be like me going into pizza places and going I've eaten a ton of pizza in my life as you can tell every guy. If you'd like to have a private minute about the slice I just had I'd like to meet you in a private

7:27area out back by your dumpster. It's kind of creepy the private area. That's what I thought. I thought this guy's a creeper. I thought he's a creeper. I mean he's yeah so I thought really somebody watched this girl and I kept an eye on her. I had a shower. So I sat on a bench until the shower was okay available. Listen I've listened to a lot of radio most of my life. Chris Kelly if I could get you to a private area. I want to talk to you about your radio. This is real awful. You are really terrible. No that is dead. I thought it was bad. I didn't like but so they were out there for like two minutes and she smiled and shook his hand and came back in. I didn't say anything. He's like a Yelp reviewer in restaurants. Yeah I guess so. But did demanding face defense. Good service or these influencers who demand free hotels in Bali. I guess because they have X number of followers. It's not the way he put it. You're so pompous. I was standing right next to him and I'm like you're so pompous to do that. She had a very very good. I wonder how many people have said no. Yeah I wonder. He said I make it a point to review every single coach. So I'd like a private. Most humans have a hard time saying no face to face. Oh she smiled. She

8:30said oh okay and they walked outside and I thought keep him in broad daylight. I don't know you know who knows. Yeah. It is morning time. So and there were a lot of people around and so he wanted to go outside. I guess so no one else heard the review. Well anyway after the guy from McDonald's the CEO took the lady bite of the big arch. The next day the Burger King CEO had almost the exact same setting with a whopper with the new bun with the new bun. Now if you don't know the whopper is improving too. Creamier mayonnaise different bun and a box box. And he says let's take a real bite. Not bad right. Only one thing missing a napkin. She's mouth is full. Oh yeah. He made a point of bite and like half as well. That's a bite. The other guy. No I'll tell you this though same thing applies pompous pompous and clearly because he's wearing an apron which he's clearly has never had to wear. So we had to borrow it from the help. Yeah. He's wearing an apron that says

9:31you know flame grilled since 56 or whatever. And once again I'm just from his body language everything. I think this is the first whopper bite he's ever taken. Yeah and he's trying to make fun of. He's trying to get your CEOs off these. Yeah. This is not just to help in anyone. It's not selling anything. Who should do it? Like you know what we're talking about him. Well yeah. Oh of course yeah. Look of course. Yeah. I mean people aren't going to stop eating in McDonald's because the CEO took a lady bite. I will tell you I'm much more interested in the new whopper than the big arch. I mean look if you're as a consumer to me new bun new box. Y'all. Oh I agree. I'm really I'm really way more. McDonald's has created something new sandwich. I will seeing the sandwich itself before the lady bite. He's held it up to the camera. Yeah. Made me want to try. It looks good. I just I like the whopper. I like the whopper too. So I'd like to see with the new bun. I'm sorry big in the rub. I'm going to have to overrule you can you're no longer allowed to talk about how you like

10:33burger. You've not been since Bush one was in office. Maybe Reagan. I mean it's been that way. Reagan too. Yeah right. Yeah. Reagan second turn. Reagan too. Now we know you open the burger king when it came to town. I wanted a whopper junior. Yeah and your mom used to take you in the middle of the night for a snack. Yes. Which is I love. She did. She did. She'd wake you up. Don't doubt any. Let's go. She could have cheeseburgers. Oh that's so good too. But that was a long time. You are you are you are no longer allowed. Actually I trust lady bite more than I trust you when it comes to fast. Yeah. Burger. Yeah. I haven't had a burger king whopper in a long long time. McDonald's lady bite guy. I would like to have that sandwich. That looks very very good to me. The big arch. But is it even possible? I mean we're talking about it. A lot of people are talking about it. It goes viral because of his lady bite. Could he have fought to himself? I'm going to take a lady bite. Yeah. I don't think so. I agree. I agree. But is he thinking now? This is great. This is great.

11:37I'm everywhere. Maybe. I mean his other CEO friends might be giving him the good natured ribbing. I mean they're making fun of him. But the sandwich is out there around a gust of nationals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. As they play their rounds leading up to the masters. Yeah. What a pimento cheese sandwich. Too big for you. I cut it into bites for you. Yeah. Hey lady bite. See if you can handle this chicken salad. I'd bring him one. Bring him that Augusta. It's buddies. Yeah. He wanted to go box. Yeah. It's a burp for his pimento cheese. He couldn't finish it. I'll tell you. I think that burger looks fantastic. It looks great. You will which will you eat next? The new big arch or a whopper? I think probably the new big arch because I have interest in it. But it's been so long since I've had either of those. Yes. You know, I don't mean to. You don't live. I don't mean to harp on that. I just don't eat those things like I use to feed those baby shirts. I remember my first whopper where I had it.

12:44I do. I want to compare and contrast both. But I just have a little. It's a free country. You can do it in two hours. But I'm going to I would. Yeah. I can't. My salt. I'll be out for four days. It's salt intake. We just can't. That's right. Biggie's low so. We just can't do it. Right. If Biggie takes a lady bite of that sandwich, you'll see him. He's low so in your no food. That's right. I today, I saw an article about a cardiologist renowned in 20 year practice, Renato Apolito. And he was asked, what do you eat? You're a cardiologist. What do you eat? And I thought he was going to say like, it would be fun. Like, oh, I ate fun food McDonald's, whatever. But he said, no, always high protein low carb, uh, fresh foods only whole foods only. He starts the day. Um, it's not just meat and ferment. No, it's not meat and ferment. He does an organic low fat milk along with egg whites in the morning and a high protein low carb meal at lunch. Never likes the blood sugar to go high, avoiding those crashes.

13:47For a snack, he'll have one square of dark chocolate a week. Oh, yeah. That's right. One, oh, we, one square of dark chocolate. Yeah. Her we I've seen a lot of cardiologists, hospitals, doctors, offices, you sure has from the table. Yeah. Yeah. They're not, they don't seem like they have a lot of fun. Yeah. They don't, especially with food or jokes. He says he'll add a, he'll add an almond to the dark chocolate on holidays. Christmas in Easter. Yeah. And almond. That's right. He'll, he'll have a chocolate covered almond on Christmas in Easter. Otherwise, it's just dark chocolate. You want a biggie high low real, uh, instantaneous high low. How many egg whites have eaten in my life, biggie? Oh, that's a good one. All right. Biggie instantaneous high low amount of egg whites. Chris dims had in his life. Go, one, no, zero. Wow. Anyway, no egg white white to do that. I eat egg. He, he, he, he, if you eat an egg, eat an egg, I should, I should dinner for him is always grilled chicken

14:50and a lot of vegetables. He says vegetable, vegetable, vegetable, this is a cardiologist talking. Yeah. So of course, he's right. I mean, yeah. But I was, I was, I, I kind of thought he might say, hey, I eat like I like. Yeah. The dogs and burgers. Yeah. Didn't do it. He did not. We should get it be fun watching him take a bite of the burger. Yeah. Oh, oh, what is that? He, he, uh, Vulture vomit. Yeah. I need BB Shades review on this, on this burger, on this the dollar. I, I, that burger looks great. The bun to me looks fantastic. But yes, I'd like the creamier mayonnaise on the whopper. Let's sit down. Let's see where it goes. Yeah.