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2 Guys Named Chris, Daily Show Highlights — We Play The Birthday Game!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
0:00As we welcome you back to the two guys in for a show I'll give red Rachel and BB Shay and Chris dim and That it big Sorry, I forgot you there I forgot I was going to no particular order of Celsius is wearing on Started off real fire right now real coming down down. Yeah, who else? I thought there was one more You started snippy and now you've been living across the panel man. I was so snippy. I can't even tell you're fired up over frozen three this morning Yeah, most are Poor Biggie felt the brunt of that. That's for sure Now we have players on the line to choose who you want to try and yes, how old these celebrities are today or this week Casey is one of them. Casey you can have Chris dim you can have red Rachel BB Shay or Biggie who you got I'm gonna go with the man the Mr. Legend Chris dim Christopher Maryweather dim is chosen by you today now
1:03We have player Chris you can have BB Shay red Rachel or Biggie player Chris who you got? I'm going with mr. BB Shay BB Shay is chosen we have Another player Chris and player Chris you can have either Biggie or red Rachel who you got I'll take a red Rachel red Rachel who won the game yesterday Going away Diane Biggie is left to play for you today Well, that's great. He will not be forgotten. That's right Well, I'm not anymore Okay, the way it works. I'll give you a celebrity celebrating a birthday either today or this week You will try to come up with how old they are if you were then let's say five years That's five points at the end of the game. We add the points and the low score wins We have a college football legend and he played in the usfl and in fl Running back her shoulder walker Here is is this talking about Ricky Bobby We have a quick clip from her shoulder walker. I'm like Ricky Bobby
2:08I don't come to lose He's gonna be tough to beat, but let me tell you why you got a wrong Georgia here on That's when he ran for office He did lose Spectacular He did win a lot, however in College football won a national championship on the Heisman trophy at the University of Georgia I think he may be the best running back of all time college. I mean, he's that good. He was amazing. He hurt Campbell and Bo Jackson yeah and and her short walk when I saw him play I mean he could run over you around you through you And was unbelievably fast and powerful In my mind since he played in the usfl He wasted some good years he could have been in the NFL went to the Cowboys part of Probably the most lopsided trade in the history of the NFL. They point to it as such He was traded to the Minnesota Vikings And then the Cowboys got back a ton of picks which they turned into great players for years to come and built their dynasty on it her shoulder walker now. He's gotten into politics. He's a public figure
3:13After playing NFL football. Let's go a plate for the New Jersey Generals in the usfl and then Finished, I believe with the Eagles in the NFL So it's Cowboys Vikings Eagles and then started with the New Jersey Generals. How old is he today big? He hurt your walk 68 68 for Biggie Christian. I think he's closer in age to me. I said 63 Red Rachel. I said 61 and BB chef. I put 61 as well He is 64 today. Nobody has scratched it out. But he has it right But it's okay. Christian has one point Red Rachel and BB Shay both have three and Biggie has four points And we say happy birthday to actress Julie Bowen Best known for modern family Are you a modern family fan? Yeah casually First three seasons. I absolutely love. Is that bad after that? I felt like it really went off a cliff after that. A lot of people say that about this radio show. Yeah I said first three seasons is really good. After that Everybody hanging around way too long Eventually you get new co-stars that push out old co-stars
4:17I mean, that's just how it is. That's just what you do We have a modern family scene with Julie Bowen I have tracked Luke's cell phone and he is nowhere near his friend's Anders Honey, I love technology as much as the next was the app But are we sure we want to be spying on our kids? No And you also shouldn't try to friend us with fake Facebook profiles Marvel Accroy It's really helping some of us to go away when you got a job Player Duffy was the name of her character on modern family That's it really is great for a while. She also was in Boston Legal, which I didn't watch Think you'd you watch that you're nodding this now, but I know it from happy Gilmore. Yep happy Gilmore Yeah numerous film and TV roles Was she a big part of the original happy Gilmore? Oh, yeah, she's the love interest Julie Bowen She has earned multiple Emmy Awards and outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series for her work On modern family she's in the sequel all son Briefly. Yes. Yes. Not to give away too much. Oh, yeah. Okay, so you know from that also Julie Bowen Biggie I think she's about Chris Kelly's age 55
5:22I don't like it when we have a qualifier Uh, by the way, there was a story about her a few years ago. She was hiking She's very physically fit and she was hiking and at somebody had she was a sister and somebody had An issue like an attack and she gave like CPR and admitted gave water to the person and the person like regained consciousness and said You're that woman from modern family And she's like now. You're in a fever dream. Don't worry. I took her away. I mean, she did apparently just completely just Regular person they say she's great. All right. How old is she today? Christim. I rode 55 Let's go to red Rachel. I went milestone 60 and BBC 57 She's 56 today 56 for Julie Bowen the score becomes Christim to BBC four biggie five red Rachel seven. We say happy birthday to actress Jessica Biel. Here she is in seventh heaven When we were playing basketball last night, Simon tried to block me and I fell on him and he called me big butt
6:26Come on. What's the big deal? Well, apparently my butt Why do you even care about something Simon said? You think I have a big butt. Don't you and is she Married to Justin Timberlake. Yes. Yes, you know earlier today. We talked about Justin Timberlake He's suing to not have the body cam footage of his DUI arrests from two summers ago Out to the public news organizations wanted and I read since that time since he was He's since he got the DUI She's in complete control of his schedule and those where he is at all times after that familiar Yeah But I couldn't bring a toothbrush home from Georgia I didn't get a DUI. I hadn't had a DUI or a DUI My wife told me no more traveling alone. I can't do that anymore I've done all my suitcase in a face time every time we check out of a hotel room alone To show her all of the empty closet under the bed This body cam footage I heard was so laughable because one of the things he said was this is going to ruin the tour Oh, yeah, right. Like you were drinking and driving and you're worried about that
7:28That's right and the guy we mentioned this today too the young guy that arrested him didn't know who he was and didn't care Through the book right at him She is from 7th heaven his wife Jessica Biel also in the Texas chain saw massacre Terrific little update on that for unbelievable hot for a generation Yes, not the first generation a remake I saw it Whoo, man, she was just she still is just smoking. Oh, yeah, Jessica B. I'm sorry. I shouldn't be this way. No, that's too much Critical acclaim as a producer and star of the sinner not to be confused with sinners which I have not seen she has Apparently done well in drama action some comedy Jessica Biel biggie 45 45 For Jessica Biel, Kristen. I have no idea 49 Red Rachel 47 and bb. Shay milestone 50 one of you has it exactly right today. It's our new leader biggie
8:29She's 45 abuse my body to some of her work It says that here to my notes Yeah, if we needed more little more time to pass. Yeah, we didn't As soon as you said her name, I was like I know that one Right on the money Shot call me shot for baby. She told me I'm in control of your whole schedule in life. I'd be like taking baby before Were you cranking it to 7th heaven? Not to 7th heaven. She had a big butt though. She did have a big one. She said Texas chainsaw massacre for sure tremendous What a oh, Jackson that what she looks fantastic. I mean, okay, biggie's a leader now five points. Christian has six red Rachel and bb. Shay both have nine Still anybody's game advantage Chris damage his favorite movie of all time pitch perfect pitch perfect starring rebel Wilson, but I am a survivor I just have to pull back Because I'm limited Because I have notes Chloe, this is horrible. Well, at least it's not a hippie's
9:33I do you have that as well She's the one with her piece. That's fat Amy at the end of that in pitch perfect. She's in the franchise Rachel had an interesting theory about pitch perfect. We discussed this Sunday driving home from her to be your fan. I loved it. Of course. Right What would have you noticed that men love that movie? I do like I remember like okay, so my dad refused to watch it. He's I think he thinks it would be a You know a little girl He said name one man that's watched it and loved it and I was like all of the men that have seen it Yeah, I've never known a man's not love that movie. It's great. It's such a great movie You know, remove the bravado and go in there and watch it and enjoy it. Yeah, because it's fantastic everything about it Yeah, but don't use these two queens as you say See if that's the kind of language that's exactly why he won't watch it This is why yeah, okay, we can't do these kind of things. She's also in bridesmaids. She's in isn't it romantic And she's known for her fearless self-deprecating humor
10:36She's producing now. She's doing some hosting on television shows. I guess he hosted a summertime game show Okay, yeah, and hasn't she had like weight loss? Rastic weight. Yeah, I thought so no longer well she played fat Amy in all of the three I've only seen the first two. I did not see this. Yes. She was in all three. Okay. All right. Is that there's a third one hold up? No, it's terrible. Don't watch it. I'm sorry. It'll ruin the other ones because I liked part two pretty well I thought that was pretty good diminishing return. Yeah, the first one was great. Yeah, of course All right, Rebel Wilson today, Biggie. How old is she? I didn't change my answer from before. I said 45 You think I'm playing that old game Christian. I didn't change my answer 49 and red Rachel makes just 46 Bb. Shay 44 One of you has it exactly right. It's red Rachel. She's 46 Biggie keeps the lead six points nine for Christian nine for red Rachel 11 for Bb. Shay. Then she lied about her age Remember that came out after pitch perfect hit or maybe bridesmaids
11:38Yes, she lied about her age. She said she was younger than she was to get some part. Yes. She did That's right. I think in reality, she was older than she Head presenters. Stay in chunky keeps you looking younger Right, so that fills the wrinkles. I've always said that. That's right. He always we could just bottle it the other day We bottled everything we bottled it the other way now we can't we're not bottling this Uh, he said the other day about Christim he's looking at some old photos of Christim said Boy, you've aged well in the Denise. There's a lot of sag there. There's a lot of because the weight loss. They're sag Okay, six nine nine eleven happy birthday to my favorite rapper Tonlo Tonlo His debut album double platinum One of the first rappers to achieve major mainstream crossover success With you I can't decide which I like better wild thing or funky cool Medina
12:45To wildly different songs I'm gonna be stretching in order. I'm gonna talk about stretching Tonlo He's the first one you'll carve into my mouth rush more rappers as you know To go along with vanilla ice and young MC But Tonlo is first Has done some acting work and some voice work in film and television, but most known for these two songs. He's not a bad actor What's he been in? Surf Ninjas blank check Yeah, he's good at blank check Ace Ventura There's a great funny. He just voice just sounds fun. Yeah, you can see he'd be great in animation Okay Biggie you're leading by three Tonlo. This one's tough. Chris Kelly loves him I do. Chris them knows I'm 62 Christian 60 Red Rachel 59
13:46Baby Shay 60 two of you have it exactly right. He's 60, but it's not enough Biggie, 8 Christian nine red Rachel 10 barbeende Shay 11 It's the cascading squad 8, 9, 10 11 Biggie holds well done. The forgotten man comes through and wins the last Chosen the Forgotten Man is a winner today God It's a winner today. See you guys
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