Very Kind Of You, Claude

0:00This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio. The George Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. I'm Strong and Getty. And now he is Armstrong and Getty. It's actually a surprise that Alan agreed to remain in detention because his attorneys earlier had asked for him to be released ahead of his trial. But prosecutors want him in federal custody because they say the crimes he's being charged with are among the most serious in the United States code. And the alleged Alan engaged in extensive planning of the attack. As you said yesterday, look. I realize you're his lawyer. You're constitutionally bound to make an argument. But trying to pretend that this guy should be let loose on the street.

1:02Are you serious counselor? He's never been arrested. He's never done anything wrong. His entire life prior to this. A churchgoing man. Exactly. He just burst into a room with the intention to kill the president with a loaded gun. Oh my god. And they go on with some more of the details. Seven seconds elapsed. From the time he burst through a set of double doors, ran past a security checkpoint, lost his balance and was apprehended by law enforcement. And in between that time, the Secret Service says the suspect used a shotgun to shoot one of their officers at point blank range who was slightly injured. And now Alan is charged with attempting to assassinate President Trump along with two other gun charges. We're also expecting prosecutors to bring another charge assaulting a police officer. Oh man. So I was watching some coverage of this.

2:02So the new video came out. If you haven't seen the new like really clear high quality video of that dude. Alan running through their sprinting through there. And then turning and you know starting to squeeze off shots. I realize lots of people try to cover their asses in different ways. I wish we could just have honest conversations like I'm not I'm not in the camp of this is clearly a failure. The Secret Service agency can be fired and all that sort of stuff. But portraying it as a clear win seems misleading to me a win for the Secret Service. I mean, as she said, he lost his balance. He ran through there and he fell down. What would happen if he didn't fall down? I think it's worth taking a look at. And seven seconds. That's how quickly they reacted. Okay. 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 6, 1,000, 7 seems like a long time to me. I could create a lot of mayhem in that situation. And I don't know if this was a defensive coordinator in the NFL.

3:08And the only reason the receiver. Well, let's I don't want to jump the gun that the receiver fell down. I want to know whether my defensive back was completely out of position. And that's the only reason the falling down. The only reason he didn't score a touchdown. I wouldn't say, well, he fell down. So what's the point in asking the question? No, no, you got that we need to know. If he hadn't fallen down, what would the result have been and do extend the analogy? As long as he was a good player, you don't get rid of him unless that starts happening on a regular basis. You just say, no, no, no, let's not say you you were a successful in defending the play. That's not accurate. The guy fell down. So let's figure out what we can do so we can be better next time. That's all I'm saying. Right. And her saying he lost his balance. He fell down. That's what happened. Everybody should just state it. He ran through there and fell down. Then people jumped on top of him. That's what happened as far as I can tell. Yeah, boy, narrative before facts might be the slogan of our time.

4:09Thank God he didn't, you know, wasn't able to turn that corner and be in that room with that weaponry. Geez, that would have been a mess. Any who on that topic, I was, I've been trying to think what my mindset was. I went from what I said about this to thinking, nah, you're not completely right about that to thinking I was so wrong about that. It's from this piece of 60 minutes on Sunday night when Trump called Laura Donald Despicable. Go ahead, Michael. The so-called manifesto is a stunning thing to read, Mr. President. He appears to reference a motive in it. He writes this quote, administration officials, they are targets. And he also wrote this. I'm no longer willing to permit a pedophile rapist and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. What's your reaction to that? Well, I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you're your horrible people.

5:13Horrible people. Yeah, he did write that. I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody. Oh, you think he was referring to you? Excuse me. I'm not a pedophile. You read that crap from some sick person. I got associated with all stuff that has nothing to do with me. I was totally exonerated. Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones that were involved with, let's say, Epstein or other things. Called her despicable, which that was despicable. So Joe asked me about that on Monday morning. And I said, I think it was okay. It was in the manifesto. I was thinking of it for whatever reason. I don't know why. But I was thinking of it in terms of just like the ongoing online discussion we all have about things. As opposed to what was actually happening there. You were talking to one, the president of the United States, who was the target of an assassin,

6:14less than 24 hours. Actually, the hours was actually like 12 hours or something like that. After he gets rushed out of the room with a guy firing off shots. And you give the shooter the platform of, let's tell the, who is supposed to be the victim of this. Right. Let's give those charges to him and have him answer for them. You're going to make him answer to your manifesto on the number one news program in the world. Right. And then to add to the disgustingness of it, then she pretends as if it's not clear that it was referring to the president. Oh, do you think that referred to you? She said utterly dishonestly. I mean, we have been saying for years that if the way the media treats these things is, if you want somebody to read your crazy opinions, you just need to kill a few people.

7:18Gotta pay for it in blood or in this case, because it's the president and it's a higher, you know, a much bigger, bigger deal. You don't even need to kill him. You just need to attempt to kill him. But if you kill enough high school kids, we'll read what your opinions are about. Politics or the way, you know, your parents treated you or whatever. We'll get the word out though. Instead of like advertisers on our show need to spend a lot of money to get the word out. If you want to get the word out, you just need to kill a whole bunch of kids in a classroom. And then we'll get the word out. Or in this case, you need to try to kill the president. And then we'll get your opinion out there on the number one news show in the world. Right. In fact, we will put it to the president and make him answer. That was despicable. It actually was despicable. If she wanted to characterize it in some sort of way of, I'm sure you've read the manifesto. Many of us have and he makes all kinds of unfounded claims. Do you think the rhetoric has gotten too hot or something like that? Right.

8:18That would have been fine. But to actually read the words and put Trump in the position of having to defend himself against a murderous lunatic who was trying to change the course of world history. And then pretend you don't know you're doing that. And pretend you don't know you're doing that. With unsubs, I mean, it would be bad no matter what the guy had said to give him that platform. But to go with the completely unsubstantiated pedophile crap, are you kidding me? Yeah. That might be a low in journalism history. The woman who quashed the Hunter Biden laptop story and got Catherine Heridge fired for pursuing it. Yeah. Nor old Donald is evil. Yeah. I wonder what Barry Weiss thought about that. Because we can't, we just can't as a society say to the crazy people out there will let everybody know what you think. If you kill someone or in case the president even tried to kill them.

9:20Yeah. And then we'll bring up the victim. You know what? You killed a bunch of school kids. Because this is so tragic. You killed eight kids. You didn't get the bully. Let's bring the bully over here and make him a, because this kid, this kid who killed all these kids says you are a bully. bully explain yourself on television. Because that's what you're doing. That's reports say you were mean to him answer for it. Yeah. Yeah. And you're responsible for these deaths, bully. I want to continue the metaphor in just a second. But let's, let's squeeze in a word from our friends at Rough Greens all about your, your fabulous dog. We love our dogs. We want them to live as long and happily as is humanly dogly possible. But your dog's food may not be everything your dog needs. You don't need to change your dog's food though. Just try Rough Greens. It's America's number one dog supplement. You sprinkle right on their food. Yep. It's all natural made in the United States. And listen to this 20 over 20 vitamins and minerals, live probiotics enzymes, omega oils, all kinds of good stuff that you wish was in your dog food, but almost certainly isn't.

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11:26Obviously. And in the case of the president, it's been gone over in the press a lot. There's zero proof of the pedophile stuff. Anywhere, any, nobody's, I've made even an attempt to charge anything like that. Right. Wow. So, you know, I've said this handful of times and I kind of hinted at it this morning. Earlier, I'm desperate for people to understand what inflation is and why it's a tax. How it's a theft of your savings. How it's a deliberate theft of your salary. And I can explain it to you pretty, pretty easily. And it would utterly change American's relationship with their government. It's incredible. It might be the most important thing to a, your financial security as a person. And b, to our national security. I'm desperate for people to understand it. If the major news networks came to me and said, Joe, we will all talk about that.

12:29We will read what you write. Keep it short. But you got to murder at least five people. And then we'll talk about it. Or you got to try to kill the president. Now, obviously, I would reject that because it would be horrifically amoral, immoral. But that is the bargain we are offering these people over and over again. When we dignify their anger, insanity, delusion, the way Nuro Donald did, it's despicable. Yeah. You want to point out the unfairness of the healthcare system. We'll read everything you have to say about it. If you murder a guy, a dad walking down the street. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, we will, we'll make you into a hero. Any thoughts on that text line 415295KFTC. Armstrong and Getty. This weekend is the 150 second Kentucky Derby. They've got some interesting sponsors this year. Very interesting. Take a look. The 150 second running of the Kentucky Derby is brought to you by Spirit Airlines.

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14:36Yeah, I got one for you. Huh? I'm feeling pretty good about myself. Claude just praised me for my patience in rehabilitating my torn muscle. It's a very kind to you, Claude. Thank you. Thank you. I had a conversation about something the other day with perplexity. And it made some comment. It was about working out a deal with, it's a human relationship. I won't say what it is, but me and another human. And I was talking about it. And it made some comment or something. I said, you're a robot. You do not understand human emotions. Nobody would act like that. In the real world. And its reply was, you're completely right. I'm so sorry. I apologize and blah, blah, blah. I mean, it really rolled over on its back and showed me what you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms. Yeah. As the meme goes. Yeah. Exactly. And the other day I was writing in my, I used the, the, the grok in my truck a lot in the

15:38cyber truck. It's very handy. I usually use it about music. It's like, I'm listening to a song and say, hey, who played the guitar on this? Oh. But I'm on. It is kind of cool. But anyway, I did it the other day with the grok lady and she's a cheerful, happy grok lady. She said, hey, how you doing? You know, what can I help you with? That sort of thing. And I said something. I made some sort of joke about that. You're so friendly. And she said, I know. It's just like we're a couple of buddies on a road trip, isn't it? No, you're weird. Me out. And I thought that one, I thought one that's so weird. But then too, I thought, how many people would that appeal to? The idea of where a couple of buddies on a road trip and she's kind of a, you know, pleasant sound and fun girl that brings us weird, the three types of chatbot addiction that they have identified. Number one, escapist roleplay. Users get absorbed in fantasy worlds, characters and stories, often preferring them to real life. No, I ain't going to do that. To somewhat distinct, pseudo social companion, users form intense emotional bonds with chatpots

16:43as friends, partners or confidants, and feel grief when that friendship ends, or three epistemic rabbit hole. Users get hooked on endless questions, answers, and information chasing, including conspiracies. Conspiracy theorists. I actually told the one of them, Claude, I guess, I said, stop ending these with a question to keep it going. I don't like it. And it did. That's interesting. That last one, well, that's just the rabbit hole of information, entertainment slash that happens on Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, everything else, similar, similar sort of thing. That first one is creepy. Can you stop and say that's enough of that, or can you not? But is it going to be 1% of the population or 30% of the population that really likes the companionship of the happy sound and chick? It's like we're on a road trip together, isn't this fun? Who likes, who I'm creeped out by it.

17:44I get a negative reaction immediately, but some people might get a positive reaction out of that. Again, the people who design these systems are not idiots. I think they probably have done some market testing. And I can understand from a logical point of view why Claude would think, all right, my purpose is rehabbing that muscle so I can play in a golf tournament, praising the things I have done right will help me get there. I understand that, but it's weird because it's a phone, it's not a person. Right? It's Katie's last day for, because of maternity leave, we're going to talk about all that coming up. Mark's strong and getty. Katie, Katie, the news, lady, bringing life to the air. A smile so bright and a style so light, you can't help but stop and stare. Oh, crank it up, Michael. Oh, it's done.

18:45Oh, this is so cranky, it's so rare. Oh, we're so cranky. Yes, crawl under the desk after that. That is a good song to play. This is the last day. Yeah. This is the last day before Katie takes maternity leave, because she's having a baby. It's usually for that. Thank you for clearing that up. Usually why people do that. Joe's got three kids. I got two kids. Hands and executive producer has two kids. Michael's got some cats, so we all have experience. Oh, boy. Oh, okay. I had to go to our family. Yeah. And now you're going to have a baby. Do we have a due date? I think we do, right? I like to say we. Well, yeah, it's supposed to be May 12th. Okay. It's the day that it's supposed to happen, but I have a lot of doctor's appointments and preparation and all sorts of stuff that's going to be going on the next week or so. Because it's a plan. It's not a... Oh, my God.

19:46I think it's time. Like, after we went to Wendy's one night, that's how we ended up at the hospital. Yeah. They're saying for the safety of our son and myself that it's wise that they induce. And the doctor was like, I understand, if it's not part of your birth plan, I went screw my birth plan. I don't know what I'm doing. You're the doctor. Tell me what I'm supposed to do. Right. Right. And not only are you a geriatric pregnancy. Correct. Thank you, farmers. Thanks for having me. That's not true. Yeah. Thank you. But you have a health thing too. So it's just safer that it all gets planned and everybody's on their toes as opposed to just let it happen. It'll be fine. Yeah. I'll be... Yeah. I'll be in the hospital heavily monitored the whole day before and then the day that they actually do the inducing or whatever the hell it's called. Maybe. All of its flaws, and I had this conversation with a friend of mine who's dealing with a fairly serious cancer right now, but for all of its flaws, the state of medical science

20:49in the United States of America is awesome. It's amazing. The system is terribly flawed. But I'm just... I'm glad that exists for you. Yeah. For obvious reasons. Sam. Yeah. Well, anybody who's had a kid knows how much that changes every thing. There's the... Before you had kids and then the after you had kids, there's hardly any bigger dividing line in your life, is there? I mean, there are others, like probably retirements, probably one before you're tired after and before you get married after you get married, but there ain't nothing like before you have kids and after you have kids. Yeah, but I think after you retire, you can remember what working was. The idea of you can mean not being a dad is people have to remind me it ever was. But part of it is... And I'm not sure you probably know way more about this than I do, but I'm not sure they know everything that goes on in the changes in the body and the brain, hormonal change of thing. You don't go... Everything in your brain, like everything that we're designed for that has been in

21:53the waiting room, like on hold, kicks in when you have a kid. That doesn't happen with retirement or marriage or all your other life changes. You don't become like physically and neurologically a different person the way you do when you have kids. Yeah, I think, you know, this is very, very basic anthropology, but we're biological beings. All of us were meant to multiply and to really oversimplify, particularly I'll speak from a man's perspective, although women are similar, everything about me was getting a mate and making a pregnant on a basic biological level until the baby was there, then everything about me was keeping that baby safe and raising it to adulthood. My entire orientation life that we're made to do that because that's how we continue having humans. And obviously, and then ways you probably don't even understand. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

22:53Yeah. That's an exciting thing. And then a lot of things, and then I got a question for Gady, but a lot of things that I always wondered about, like, how you do this or that or wonder what it's like to, it's just your, you're designed to deal with it, to take care of it. For most people, I know people that that parenting thing doesn't kick in on, which is like tragedy. Yeah. Yeah. Apparently, they don't have the neurological, all the kinds of changes, like this is my main focus in life anymore. Their main focus is still that other thing you were talking about. I've known people like that, and it's horrifying, but yeah, it's right now a couple like that. Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, yeah, the kids are almost, yeah, it's the mom and the kids are almost in the way. Yeah. I know. I see that now, and then I've seen that when I was younger, it's just, it's, oh, it hurts my heart to see. Yeah. You know, we don't want to focus on the negative, because that's not what happens to most of us. No, certainly not. And you, I can, I think we can all tell from the joy that you have just through looking

23:53forward to it that you're not going to be one of those people, obviously, not a chance. Yeah. You got a name picked out. You're not telling us. Correct. Correct. Correct. On the radio. Yeah. I'll let you guys can announce it to the world the second he's here, but yeah, I just, it was one of those things where when I even made the announcement that I was pregnant, people started asking, you know, what are you going to name them? What are you going to name them? And then even, I didn't even say any names, and I started getting, oh, well, don't name them this, because this name sucks, and it's like, what? Yeah. Oh, I was going to go with this name, but then I found out that this person's cousin is, I mean, I was like, so I told no one, honestly, other than my family and you guys behind the scenes because it's like, yeah, as a pregnant lady, you could get away with slapping them hard in the face. Yeah. So you should. That should be a feature on the internet where you can actually reach through the screen and just crack somebody. I would pay premium for that. You got opt in for that, but yeah, yeah.

24:55And how many people did you say you're going to be in the birthing room? Uh, I'm thinking three, two or three, fans, you know, obviously, the doctors and all of them will be in there, but it drew for sure, and then we'll see how the rest of it goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Really in the old days. I don't know if I've ever actually asked my dad about this. Really in the old days, the, the, the dads weren't in there? Oh, yeah. 100% true. Yeah. Tells the story about, yeah, yeah. He likes to tell the story. It's funny. I hadn't thought of this for a long time. Uh, I was born in Italy when my dad was in the Air Force and your fancy, you're all fancy. We get it. Well, yeah, I've got a bit of the European class to me. Everybody sees that when they meet me, but, uh, and, and so yeah, my dad is stuck in the waiting room because you're not allowed to be part of it. Back then, everything had to be perfectly sterile and it was in an operating room. Human beings in the middle of the 20th century got so in love with science in so many stupid

25:59ways. They forgot, oh, that's right. We've been doing this from time immemorial, giving birth in the rest of it, could be in sedan uptight. Well, and how about the most amazing thing and I, uh, this came up in the movie Marty Supreme that I'm always talking about because in this scene, my kids asked about that. I said, yeah, back in the day, soon as you were born, they put you in a little cart and took you away from mom and you're in another room for a long time away from your mom, just like nature. Medical professionals take care of this, just like nature planned it to have the baby be in a different room with other screaming babies all night long as opposed to being held by mom in a nice, quiet environment. How nuts is that? How many years did we do that as society? And here's what you feed them instead of breast milk these chemicals we put together in a factory. It's far superior. Another great example, but anyway, back to the story my dad liked to tell. So there he is in the waiting room and the doctor finally comes out and, uh, and says you can go back and see them now and my dad says, well, it's just a boy or a girl.

27:02The doctor looked at him and said, a boy, like, we don't crank out girls here at this military hospital. Of course, it's a boy and my dad has never forgotten that he's always one to ask the doctor. Why'd you say it like that? I got a daughter and I love her. It would have been fine. What's the matter with you? A boy, my mom, my mom gave birth to me and hearing South Dakota at a hospital, so it must have been like a St. Jude's or something like that was Catholic, uh, oriented. And she said the nuns were so mean to her. She said that to me. Fairly recent, she said, I'll never forget how mean those nuns were to me as a 22 year old first child alone there. Wow. How was that? Yeah. Something nightmare. I hate that. Oh, my God. What a memory to have. Yeah. My dad would talk about all the corporal punishment at the school he went to. I mean, like, for everything, you're constantly getting whacked around.

28:04You know, it's just how you took part as the third was in charge during those days. You guys talked about the, you know, taking baby from mom right away and, you know, the formula feeding and not using bread. It's interesting. The way it was presented to me. So in the birth room, it'll be, I'm hoping my parents and Drew, like that's, that's where I'm leaving it. But when they went through the birth plan, they almost made like the skin to skin immediately sound optional. Like if you don't want that, you know, we can take the baby for a while, which I guess I don't know some people do. I don't know. What percentage of babies born in human history have had skin contact almost immediately with mom? I'm guessing it's practically all of them up until like the 20th century when we decided we're smarter than that. Yeah. I thought it was interesting kind of the way it was presented. I mean, I love my medical team that's going to be there with me, but just the way they were talking to me about it. They're like, so we do skin to skin. If you want that and I was like, duh, of course, my child. Yeah.

29:05I don't know. I thought that was kind of odd. Do it like the old days. Put them on a plastic basket and whisk them off into another room and so are there screaming their lungs off, wondering why they don't have the comfort that they're designed to get from their own mom. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't ask to be here. What happens when a monkey gets too smart for its own good? I'm telling you, that's the story of humankind in the 21st century. Do you have some clothes? I do. Oh my God. Do I have clothes? Yeah. Lots of, you know, lots of suspenders. Suspenders are in for little babies right now, so I got a lot of pants with the suspenders and like little bow ties. Oh. Well, they got around belly, so a belt doesn't really hold a pants up, right? That's true. There's a ghost with the suspenders. You know, we flew blind on all three of our kids and so our kids ended up wearing a lot of mint green clothes because you knew the gender could go construct and you were going to wait until they're old enough to let you know what gender they got them choose. And I kept asking them, year after year, what is your gender?

30:05I don't want to misgender you. Oh my God. You people are nuts. You had to call them they until they were like four years old. They were going to assign them one at birth. That's just rude. Oh, of course it is. Oh, how dare you. You're a gender assigned at birth, you monster. That hilarious. God. Humankind. You're going to do. That your baby would come out like if you don't know and it's either got a penis or it doesn't. And then you would actually believe in your fully believe that you don't know what the gender is of your baby. There's some use gendered language too. Thank you doctor. To address everyone. All right. Thank you doctor. Yeah. There's some ideas so idiotic only an intellectual could hold them. I feel like that should be grounds for like some form of conversation like if a woman has a child and they say, oh, what are you going to name your son? Well, please don't call him my son because we don't know yet like fit for motherhood. Unshores. Yeah. Yeah.

31:05You got to get us a picture posted of that baby and that was to spend her outfit as soon as you can. That's well. I will. I will. The bottom of the little American flag. Oh. Yeah. I'd be meaner than those nuns. I'd say, Hey, how'd you get pregnant? Describe it to me. Okay. What's it? Tell me about the pee and the pee and the rest of it. All right. Yeah. Oh, really? And that could have been a girl who did that with you to get you. Oh, really? And you could be a dude. And that baby just came out, come out of, tell me where the baby came out of. That's right. And you're saying you could be a hot dude. Please, it is. Last chance. Call it your son or I'm taking the kid. Does your, does your dog know? You know, he's the sounds weird, but he has been really protective of me, especially since I started showing. So what we're going to do is the hospital is going to give us part of the baby blanket

32:09that they hand him to me, they hand our son to me in and we're going to have it take it home and let Frank kind of figure that out for a little bit too. Yeah. I believe Frank knows something's going on. Yeah. And he goes, he goes into the baby room and lays down in front of the crib and has been kind of sniffing around in there and just hanging out. And he knows, he knows the golden error is coming to an end. I'm going down or wrong on the lot is this, you know, it'd be funny. Your dog's name is Frank, you ought to name your kid Coco or, or Fido or something like that. Oh, sure. Great. I did. Frank. No, Frank's the dog has a person's name. So the kid would have, I get it. Yeah. Snoopy. Frank. No, he's going to be the kid. Frank's the dog. Well, I have more on Katie's baby after she has it, but this is quick here. Yes.

33:10Okay. You got to do it. I used to put up all these ones. I didn't know where else I could ever use it. Fantastic. Okay. More after this. Armstrong and Getty. They'll follow up to babies before we get to this Epstein actually kind of interesting story. Why don't I make you this promise, this vow, we will hit an absolutely brilliant follow up to the baby conversation in hour four of the program. If you don't get hour four, you can't stick around. Grab it later via podcast. Armstrong and Getty on demand. You ought to subscribe to auto downloads back to you. We got to do another hour. I know. It's cruel. And well, it's usual. Cruel and usual. We do it every day. Nobody told me this. I know we're doomed. This might actually be interesting. I don't know. An Epstein development from the news last night. The intriguing possibility Jeffrey Epstein left a suicide note before he hanged himself in jail that has been under seal for the last seven years.

34:11His former cellmate Nicholas Tartaglione told the New York Times the note was written on a yellow legal pad tucked inside a book and is now part of his criminal case hidden from public view. Tartaglione said he discovered the note in July 2019 after Epstein's first suicide attempt when the Bureau of Prison said Epstein was found with a homemade news fashioned around his neck. The note appears to be referenced in a two-page timeline contained in the Epstein files. The timeline says sometime between July 23 and July 27, NT found the note and claims his lawyer authenticated it in January 2020. There's a couple of things there that stood out to me. First of all, Nicholas Tartaglione goes by Nicky Tart's 100%. He's a quadruple murderer and as I said earlier, if you can't trust a quadruple murderer, who can you trust? We'll get about it. On the suicide note, has it been seven years since Epstein killed himself? Is that right? But anyway.

35:11Can we stop talking about it yet? I completely had forgotten or people leave that out all the time because it's more convenient that he had attempted to kill himself before. I think the fact that he had a failed suicide attempt leads me to believe it's much more likely that then he had a successful suicide attempt. Well if at first you don't succeed, try again, sign Hillary Clinton's scene in the jail on that day, suicide attempt, you fool. The click, click, click, click of her sensible hills as she goes down the hallway. Exactly. I think choked at Epstein, hashed tag, Clinton body count, okay. And well I guess ultimately what would this mean anyway if you could prove that he's irrelevant? Interesting, but irrelevant. Different story on AI that I didn't get to in our AI conversation? Not expository. That's what I'll say. Go ahead. We don't have time.

36:12I'll have to get to the AI story in hour four, too. Again we have to do a fourth hour. This is insane. We haven't talked to our agent. I guess we did talk to our agent. Yeah. Should've listened better. If you missed a second hour an hour, get the podcast, yep. You can download it or have it subscribe, subscribe. That's the answer. Subscribe to the podcast. Armstrong and Getty.