Vault: "Ask Men" Survey Part 2

0:00The Burt Show. All right, so this askman.com put a survey up online and I think they did it in conjunction with Cosmo.com also. And they asked questions of the modern man. They got a whole bunch of responses and they called it the 2010 Great Male Survey. I'll read some of these responses to you guys. You tell me if they're shocking to you or not. Or if you guys want to get in on it, just give us a call. 1-877-588-Burt, 1-877-588-2378. There were so many. There were like 100 that I sifted through yesterday and I think I found the ones that are the most debatable. Both Tiger Woods and Jesse James were caught cheating with what the media has deemed to be trashy mistresses. What is appealing about pursuing a relationship with a trashy woman? 48% of dudes said she will probably do things in the bedroom that I wouldn't dare ask a girlfriend or a wife.

1:0030. Or wish we could ask you to define that. What do you mean? Like what is that? That you wouldn't ask your girlfriend or your wife to do but she would ask somebody that was considered skinkier or trashier to do. I don't think we could talk about specifics but I think if you have like a sort of a fantasy fetish and you're just nervous to tell your wife or your girlfriend about it then you find somebody trashy that you can have an affair with on the side and it doesn't matter she's set up too. What's that? But you can say that too without fear of getting slapped. Yeah and if she judges you and says that you're a creeper then you haven't lost anything. Let me tell you. I just can't figure out what that stuff is but maybe I don't want to know. I think you'd be surprised like do you want me to whisper some of them to you? Yeah come here. Like I mean somewhere in this survey it also has like how comfortable are you telling your significant other about your fantasies and about half the dues and half the women so they wouldn't do it. Yeah. I think that's sad.

2:00They won't share it. Yeah but I think there's a lot of couples that probably don't communicate about the bedroom very well. I think you're probably right. 33% answered there's nothing appealing about pursuing a relationship with a trashy woman. 13% said she probably dresses more provocatively which heightens attraction and then 6% is a stupid answer. Heidi Montagz breast enhancement surgery drew a lot of attention. Do you find surgically enhanced breasts attractive? Remember this is just due to answering on this one. 40% said no I only like the real deal. Wow. That encouraging. That's cool. Yeah. I would have been in that 40% until my wife got them and then I realized I like them. I like the fake ones. 27% yes I love big breasts on women whether they are real or fake. 22% breast size doesn't matter to me. 10% no I actually prefer smaller breasts on a woman. Save that. Which of the following toned body parts do you think women appreciate the most?

3:03Wendy based on our last conversation you want to answer that? Bad on guys. On guys. Yeah. The next question is, do you think women appreciate the most? They are asking dudes when a woman is looking at you. Okay. What do you think she is looking at first? Oh there are little V muscles right by the abs. What are those things called? V muscles point near the right direction. Exactly. Jeff do you never mind. Yeah. 50% abs. I think that's part of the abs family. It's part of it. I think. 20% arms. 20% chest arms. Yeah. Guns. The back muscles are really hot. To me the arms. If you're talking to a guy and you reach over and feel his arms, it's like grass. Someone told me a long time ago a trainer told me this a long time ago and not the trainer you think. Told me that arms to a woman is the same as breasts are to a guy. I would say probably. Is that accurate? I don't think that's right. It depends on if you're a boob guy or a but guy though.

4:04I'm guessing this trainer had great arms. Well he's a trainer. That's right. Yeah. I kind of go hand in hand. He's strong and can hold you if he's got nice toned arms. So it's a sense of like security thing for you? Because if I got it and have big muscles he can't hold you. Nope. It's all right. Somebody can just rip you away. 20% said chest, 8% said bootay. Do real men cry? The guy's answered 40% yes but only in response to tragedies like death of a loved one. 28% said yes just not publicly. 27% of the guys said yes real men aren't afraid to show their emotions. We've talked about this before that that can be a real turn off for a woman too. Well there's the over-cry but guy who can express emotion at the appropriate times I think is awesome. I think it depends on what he's crying about. I mean growing and crying just rips my heart apart. Because like a dude who was a dude from the bachelor like he cries too much. Yeah. He's like, yeah, Jake. He gets all emotional about the weirdest things but I mean but if a guy if it's in sports

5:07something come on but if it's like your dad or your mom or your kids or something. I don't know and the guy starts tearing up it's just like that go by Landon Donovan didn't tear you up a little bit. That what? That goal by Landon Donovan the world cup. If you were hanging out and I would have teared up a little bit about that you'd go on. That would not have broken my heart. If a man is so affected by something other than sports that causes him to try to find it off but he has to let it go. Like if you were if we said if like we were asking you about your wife and said, Bert why do you love your wife and you were going on about Stacy and you got choked up and teared up about that. That would be cool. Okay. But if a guy is like crying over his dead dog for five straight five days like the first day would you give him like, okay. First day. First day. Yeah. First and second day. Fifth day too much. What if he has really nice arms? Then he gets tired. Yeah. Do women put too much value on a man's financial worth?

6:09What do you think the percentage of dudes said to yes on that Wendy? Ooh, I don't. Maybe 46%. I think men perceive that to be very important. So I'm going like 70%. 52% of the dudes said. Yes, but men put a lot of value on women's looks. So it's balanced out. I think that's I think those are the equivalent. I do. I think women let guys looks Katie and I were talking about this yesterday actually with some friends of ours. We think that they've you know they're with guys that yeah in the looks department. But because financially they're sound that we find we realize that for straight women that's that's a huge attractive factor. It is a playing field. Here's the other part of it that makes it attractive is that ambition is sexy. Yes. So if a guy is ambitious and you know career oriented and going after what he wants typically he's more financially successful. So to me I think that's I think that's the hot part about it when you're attracted to somebody.

7:09Is it a mixed message for a dude though because I hear you guys saying that that can't even the playing field. But if a guy starts to flash his bling to you when you first meet him then you're all turned off by that. Is it your proof of something? I think that's different than being ambitious. It's like trying to show off new money. Yeah. You're being a poser. Okay. Um, do I did that? It what age do women start losing their looks? Oh, go never. 21. I never was one of the responses. How many what percentage do you think said never? I want to say like 96%. I said like six percent. I say five percent. Five percent six percent. What do you think they're going to say? I'm going with like five percent. Five percent. Well then you'll be happy that 12 percent of the dude said women never start losing their looks. I'm with them. Uh 32% of dudes said 40 years old. Seventeen percent said 50 years old. Twenty four percent said 30 years old. That's 24% was 21 years old.

8:11Six percent said 20 years old. So I don't want to know how old they were. How many pairs of shoes Jeff? How many pairs of shoes do you own? And that includes running shoes, dress shoes, etc. You told us yesterday you have how many pairs of shoes? I think it's probably more than what you indicated. What was the number you gave us? You know my memories can show up. What was embrace it? Just on it. It was only because it was higher than stasis now. What was it Jeff? Huh 90. Why are you guys having such problems hearing me this week? Did you say nine is my bed? Yes. Nine. Yes. Just as 90. Yes. Pairs of shoes. 44% of these guys in this survey said they have four to six pairs of shoes. Four to six. Four to six and that is it. That's low. That is very low. Come on. Why you get mad at me like I'm making up the numbers. Stupid. All of it. Twenty two percent said they have seven to nine pairs of shoes.

9:14Sixteen percent said they had ten or more pair of shoes. Well some of those guys have those raggedy shoes that they keep wearing over and over again. You know what I mean? They show comfy though, man. They try to. They try to. Like if you're in professional setting they get that one pair that they shine, they shine all bright. But then they got those flip flops that the back is all. Yes. It's like an old sorority t-shirt for you though probably. Like it just fits right. I gave those up a long time ago. You can't hold on to fraternity and sorority shirts to pass the sorority. I'm just saying like old t-shirts. There are some that just are broken imperfectly. You can't wear them. Same with shoes and sandals. That's fine. Wear them around the house. Wear them in the backyard. Wear them when you're mowing the grass or you know work in the garage. That's totally fine. But if you leave the house to go in public and one of those, you all wear them at some. Come on. Like come on. And then you don't do nothing with your feet. So you got those nasty, disgusting, crusty heels and toes and half worn off. The toenails are crawling under. I will say. I have to commend black men because they are not afraid of a pedicure or a manicure.

10:14And I think that that is so awesome. Really? They love their straightness and their male needs. And they will be in the nail salon when I'm in there. And I'm like, yes, you are doing something nice for your woman today because your feet are going to be nice and soft when you crawl in bed and try to spoon with her and rub those feet all over her. But they better be pedicure. Y'all said such mixed messages. Like, no. No. No. No. I'm not talking about you 12 cans of gel you put in your hair. I'm talking about just don't be so lazy that you feed enough dead. They're yellow nails and they're half dead. What's wrong? Just fill in the upper feet. Take a page out of this. African American straight man handbook and go get your pedicure. I don't date man in the air tastes the hell out of me. So you feed once in a while. Damn. On Monday, we'll read more from this survey and we'll start with this one. I've never understood. They're asking dudes this question. Have you ever faked an orgasm during intercourse?

11:15And you won't believe the amount of dudes that have said yes. I don't understand how that number can be so high. I don't understand the concept. Okay. Hey, the bird show.