Three-Penis Wine, Jurassic Park Porn & Pizza Tampering

Tim checks in with a quick update: a brand-new DV episode is still coming later today, but in the meantime he’s serving up a favorite classic installment from September 16, 2014. The episode features one of Tim’s favorite Leanne Paisley Howell “Simple Living” segments, a gloriously stupid Sextastic Tuesday involving Jurassic Park porn, and a trio of bizarre news stories about penis-rubbed pizza, stinky cabbies, and a porn school in Quebec. There’s also a plug for a new Sideshow-exclusive Commodore 64 training video that promises to teach viewers absolutely nothing.

This episode includes:
Tim opens with an update on today’s delayed new show and a reminder for Sideshow members to check out a brand-new Commodore 64 “training video” posted in the premium feed. Then it’s back to a classic extended episode from 2014 featuring the legendary Three-Penis Wine story, which leads into a new Simple Living with Leanne Paisley Howell, where Leanne creates a revolting cocktail called “schlongria” made with animal genitalia and brandy.

Also in the show: a Sextastic Tuesday reading of truly deranged Jurassic Park fan erotica, where Lex finds herself in a very intimate situation with a T-Rex. Tim rounds out the free portion with three news stories: a Papa Murphy’s employee accused of rubbing his genitals on a customer’s pizza, San Diego taxi drivers upset that body odor is part of airport inspection criteria, and a Quebec porn company offering a kind of “porno school” for aspiring male performers.

Voicemails touch on Tim’s recent garage burglary, insurance headaches with State Farm, missing him during a brief absence, and the usual assortment of abuse and insanity from listeners.

Sideshow Exclusive Extended Content:
In the extended portion, Tim riffs on the U.S. sending personnel to fight Ebola in West Africa, plays the bizarre viral clip “I smell like beef,” and reacts to an unbelievably terrible Cheesecake Factory employee parody song. He also features audio of a very drunk older woman loudly explaining why she prefers young men with “hard dicks,” plus a mini-documentary about a homeless guy in New York who survives by panhandling, drinking vodka with Gatorade, and sleeping with women for a place to stay.