This Guy is Totally F'd

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1:13Mr. Sports has a little something for you today that involves Oklahoma State football, which is weird, but we like funny bet payoffs as long as people are held accountable. There's a lot of excitement in still water Oklahoma because they have 19 players who were on the UNT football team last year and couldn't in the coach in their 25 year old GM who was, you know, largely responsible for making UNT very good last year. They're all going to Oklahoma State and Oklahoma State's like a new beginning. We're going to be good. We already got a good team that almost made it to the playoffs last year and then they got beat by Tulsa. So the internet has found this video. This kid who apparently goes to school at Oklahoma State and he was pretty cocky about how Oklahoma State was going to be this year. He said, I'm so confident that I'll do a bet payoff for every loss they do this year. Oh, so now I have the audio of some of his bet payoffs beginning with the week one loss to Tulsa. Eric Morris and the Oklahoma State Cowboys will go 12 and 0 this football season. I'm so confident

2:19that if we lose even one game, I will do a punishment for that loss for the first game of the season against Tulsa. If we lose, I will lock myself in a raisin canes for 24 hours straight and for every chicken strip I eat, I'll take off one hour of the total time. Okay, so he's got to do that. The chicken strip challenges are way easier to do than the pancake challenge. Just an hour. Well, yeah, every chicken strip reduces an hour of the 24 hours you'd be and you know, they're not going to stay open for you. If you eat 10 chicken strips, you're still there 14 hours. Yeah. But you know, that's easy. Yeah, that's not bad. It ain't the pancake challenge. That's way easier. Like just get the chicken down. No fries. You're just drinking a little water. Yeah, I think that's does he have his phone with them too or like a book or something? I don't know about that. And how is this good? How is this good? A little vacation for how is this good for raising games? They're kind of like we don't want you

3:23here, dude. Yeah, go away, man. We're not your punishment. I think I would be there for five hours still four or five hours. I think I could get out of there. I think I could get that many in that time. Yeah. They're good. Good chicken strip. Oh, yeah. Divided up, knock out some emails, get back to see another. I'll have another big box combo. I want to dip it in gravy and that just that makes it even harder. Can't sauce. Yeah. Problem is I really love their toast. Oh, that Texas toast. That's bread will fill you up quick. Okay. So we two or Oklahoma state plays Oregon and they're like 26.00 dogs. So this could get bad. For the second game of the season, if we lose to Oregon, I will run one mile for every point they beat us. Oh, oh, okay. Oh, that's a weird. We're hoping Oregon beats Oklahoma state by 50 now, right? Yes. And he's got to do this. A double marathon for a guy who's probably not trained. No, not trained at all. It's his account blown up with this a little bit. I mean, not crazy, but a little bit.

4:25I'm sure he won't do it, but we'll see. Oh, I bet he will. It's a little worse for him. Game three, Murray State. If we lose, I will transfer to Murray State. Dude, what if Murray State pulls off the uptake? That is great. You never pulled for a team harder than going from Murray State in a week and a half. For the fourth game of the season, our big 12 opener against West Virginia. If we lose, I will get dropped on a random country road and I'll have to find my way back home without navigation. Yeah. Country road to West Virginia theme works out pretty good. Yeah. Game eight. I will stay. If we lose, I'll be put inside a trash can filled with flour and oil and push down in hill. Estimulate what it would be like in a side form. I think you must say simulate. Yeah. So I don't be stimulated too. Flour and oil and then push down a hill. That would be terrible. What does this guy's making some really bad decisions? Game nine. If we lose the case, I will do a cat food model where I eat one can of wet cat food per lap.

5:31That's gross. We did the beer model that sucked. I'm friend of the milk mile Brendan. The cat food mile. The cat food mile is so worse. Who is the opponent? I forgot. Game state. Yeah. Thank you. Be a case state. I got two more. You don't know. Game 10. Texas Tech. If we lose, I will eat one extra large flour tortilla for every point they beat us. Texas Tech is going to destroy them. That is so filling. Oh, yeah. Corner flour. He said flour. Okay. Game 11, ASU. If we lose, I will get a bikini wax and a spray tan. And finally, game 12. If we lose the Kansas, I will rock chalk and eat an entire container of sidewalk chalk. This is really fun to watch now. It is. This is awesome. Thank you, Mr. Sports. Coming up next. Let's crank up the way back machine. Remember that time Kevin Costner got into it with Cal Ripken Jr. I don't either. Let's hear about it next before we get there. Thank

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