Theo Von & Rimbo The Kimchi King

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1:00What do you go to prison for killing people? Did he kill somebody? I think petting against the fur, you know, sometimes if you pet a cat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you pet back to front. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't like it. No, yeah, it hurts apparently. Two counts of murder for hire, eight counts of violating the Lacey Act and nine counts of violating the Endangered Species Act. A little different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one count of petting. Petting the wrong way. Damn, dude, 21 years, 252 months. It's like petting against the grain. It's like when you see that guy who was like drunk driving up the interstate and you're like, what are you doing, man? You what are you doing on the interstate? I saw a buddy of mine. I knew his girlfriend was driving to work in the morning and got hit by a guy going the other way. Just driving in the morning drunk on the other way. Just smoked her. Wawa, wawa, she's alive. Yeah, got I don't know anymore. I mean, this was a while ago. I ran over a motorcycle list. You did? Yeah, remember? We're in Pyongyang, but that's just driving violation. You know what, dude, those stereotypes

2:00and those tropes are very true. Yeah. Yeah, have we started? Yeah, we can. Do you want to not start? No, long as we're going. You want to start with a song? Yeah, when I drink my beer. You were singing that on the way in. What is that drink, my beer thing? I don't know. I just get the turning point USA. That one got drink my beer. That's my head 24 hours. What is that? Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show. Yeah, let me hear it. Yeah, yeah. Drink my beer. Who's that brandly Gilbert? Kiss my girl drink my beer. Ride my truck. I'm right here. No two queers. Ears, squirrel. Ears, squirrel. Pat my cat, starting at the back. Right. That's what rocks work. Do you own a cat guy? Huh? Hey guy. I don't know the cat man. You own a cat guy? You don't have any animals. I don't, but I'm gonna get some soon. Gotta get a dog. I'm gonna get a house and a dog. Well, you have a house. What are you talking about? Yeah, but I'm gonna get one that could be. That's a little more dog appropriate.

3:02In Nashville? Yeah. You'd never move back here, would you? I don't think so. I'll come back more to visit more. I'm realizing that. Yeah, we miss you. We miss you, baby. We miss you guys. Well, you're loving. You love Nashville. I mean, it's just growing so much. It's like you're, and it just feels like a big town. So I mean, there's, there's all cities grow. All cities grow. These Phoenix is growing. Right? When I go there, it's the same. It's the same. People talk about their cities and they're growing the whole grow. Yeah, you're right. Will you have, will there? It was a smaller city. Yeah, it's gotten bigger. Will there be a, will there be a, a Theo section of Naitland? Are you getting your own attraction at Naitland? I don't know what that would be. It'd be a petting zoo. Back to front, yeah, I love you, man. Back to front petting zoo, Naitland. What's it called? Is it called Naitland, right? I'm not, I have no, is that really happening? He's opening up a theme park. That's a real thing. I've heard rumors of it.

4:02I didn't know if it was real. Oh, it's legitimately real. Look at that. Comedian Apargotsie, early stages developing a hundred plus acre family friendly theme park called Naitland in Nashville. Good for him. Yeah. Nashville. Do you ever hang out with him? I see Nate in passing sometimes, but he is very busy and I'm doing my thing. So it's just like, you know, you see the trailer for his new movie? I haven't seen it. Yeah, I haven't seen it. Have you seen it? No, he's got a game show. I saw that. Yeah, I was in the theater, man. Were you? I was in the movie. First of all, good to see you guys, man. I love you, Theo, man. I don't know what he's doing right now. Thank you for having us. He likes a pro, dude. You can't blame it on Lexa Pro. Why? That you're being annoying. That's not one of the side effects. I know what's going on. You know what, I'll be quiet. No, beat it. It's that, yeah, Lexa Pro, huh? You're good, dude. Yeah, yeah. Let's we forget. Yeah. No. Go ahead. When you, thanks for the dinner tonight in Vegas. It was great to see you for your birthday, man. Yeah. And it wasn't my birthday. Oh. Is it your sober birthday? It was.

5:03I don't think you were aware of it. No, I wasn't. I thought it was your actual birthday. I have a video of you. I know. A girl that brought you the cake and everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I forgot to put it up. I'm just sitting there in a restaurant in Vegas, all of a sudden, a big cake with a bunch of candles. And everyone's happy birthday. You did that for me. And they played like a traditional music, you know? Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. To you. To you. Yeah. Yeah. Boom. Boom. Boom. You seen that funk, the funk monks or whatever. It's like a band. It's like there's monks that are willing to be funky or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not aware of it. They're the funk monks right there. Yeah. Oh, those are the funk monks. I think so. Funk monks. Do you know them? Huh? No. Oh. But damn, they look fun. God, do they ever? Yeah. It's a big band, too. It's like the white jab walkies. There's one black guy.

6:04You got to have one. Oh, you got. Do you? Do you need one black? And Jamal on the horns. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Save us, Jamal. Boom. Boom. Boom. That's good. Ladies and gentlemen, the funk monks. Funk monks. That's a good horn. Dude, I want to... Did you ever see that baby, dude? I forgot to even ask you. What baby, man? Um, you're actually... You're ex... He's saying, if you met your Eccalaula's baby yet. I'm translating. Did you ever meet it? Yeah. You did? Many times. Wow. I play with it. Really? He bites the face. ぐ for me when you hold it like man. What are you doing, man? Why are you fucking coming around here doing that? Is there any time when you put it in your little arms? I do. And you say, you know, you're doing... It could have been. Yeah. What could have been? Do you think there's any... He was left over in there and... As some of it got in that baby. Oh, Bob, yes. That's him, over, Bobby. Yeah. That's part of this. Whoa, my sperm is low. Big cling. It's slow, too. It clanged to the ovaries for years.

7:05Yeah. He came back to me. and jumped in the other sperm, grabbed the tail. All right. Here we go. Like a little rick sperm, like a rick sperm. Oh yeah, I was like, yeah, a rick sperm, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So maybe there's some of my stuff in there. You ever looking the eyes of the kid and do you think about that? Yeah, one of them is like this. No, stop it. What? Don't deflect. Don't deflect what? Tell us the truth. You look at the kid ever and you go, look at that. I'm kind of honest, I'm a little bit of me right there. Well, you know, well, you wouldn't, you want to get real? Let's get real. Yeah. Yeah, let's get real. Um, I'm alone late at night, you know what I mean? And you ever look at pictures of the kid when you're alone, sometimes. And I go, um, what could have been? I, I, I think I made some mistakes. Yeah. Yeah. Funk monks. Let's get real. Let's get real. Sorry. Sorry about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

8:06And so that was the thing that we're not really, um, I regret. Well, you were also saving up your urine in a lot of jugs around the home, I know. I know. I know some people call that doomsday prepping, but I'm like, I don't know. Yeah. What's the, what is the, for what party? There was a collector's item for him. It was more of like a, what's ambiance? Yeah, it's ambiance. Yeah. Because when the sun goes through it, it has a glare. Yeah. That's a show you saw. That's a show you saw something. That's all it is. A spicy show you. Yeah, we go to jang with love. Oh, go to jang good reference. Don't you jang with love? Yeah, yeah, but there are moments where you have that thing where it's like yeah That I could have a fight of just got my ducks in a row, you know Yeah, but that's life and you keep going yeah, you keep going good reference Um, but you know what I learned if I would have hung my ducks correctly in the window. I could have still been with her that could have been my kid You like duck man It's too it's too gamey for me. I've had duck net still oily The the the meat. I've never had duck body. I've had duck net. You have I've had duck neck. I've never had duck body duck neck

9:09What's duck neck man duck neck Duck neck catch. I mean, it's it's in the title pretty much. Yeah duck neck Duck neck So um you eat the neck of the duck there it is It's like sausages. Oh, you can really eat the neck. Oh duck neck. Yeah hot spicy duck You ever any exotic animals. What if you're somebody that eats a lot of necker you called a Go ahead go ahead a necker. Yeah No, you're not or you look that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh necka Nika back up. Yeah, my bad. He'd be neckin dude. How have you guys been feeling man? The show's been doing so great It's like you guys is Did has it cemented you guys his friendship differently? He's had a crazy question. I'm not just making things silly No, that's true. No, it's good. Yesterday or what the other day we shot our six-year anniversary Pretty huge we did six years. We're kind of nuts. We didn't think we'd continue He can't do it

10:11This lexapro this lexapro side gotta be we've seen positive usually you don't have a ton of energy. I think yeah It's all this on the cellular level Yeah, I just I know only it to exist Yeah, um, I had a dream that my dude. I had a dream. Oh, I just saw hexal Ridge thinking of speaking of that. Yeah, yeah Good movie What were your dreams? Yeah, what were you? That's what I meant. I had a dream that um we went camping me you and my brother Whoa, let's go. Yeah, yeah, and then my brother was making too much noise. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah And then he woke you up and then you faked yelled at him What do you mean you pretended that you were sleeping right? I knew of the bit you were gonna do Right, and I go and it was really mad if you wake him up I knew that you were still awake but pretending to sleep right and you didn't an extra you know me in snap Oh, good right and a freaked him out and then he ran out of the tent. He Bob. Yeah

11:11Hey, Bob Why is Andrew so angry Bob? Yeah, so good. Yeah, Andrew. I mean What do you do he left it was just you and me? Yeah, and then you and I and then you and I both laughing then I woke up That's a nice dream. Don't you eat? I eat one peas and it yeah, why do peas and dreams? Because otherwise you would pee in the dream Yeah, but life was so good when you peed in the dream when you used to ride that bitch You're like I'm staying in here. Yeah, and in your dream everybody's like whoa. It's kind of just pee in everywhere You know Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that kind of means it bro. Yeah, I've spitting my dream one time and I woke up spit all over I really I felt like something was in my mat like I must have been stuffy and in my dream I just And I spit and then I woke up all over my pillow I was spit and I thought that's so fun to do that in your dream and it to be happened in real life It just feels good, but do you know when you're dying to drink we really die in real life Just they say wait is that true guys impossible? Yeah in the matrix and the matrix if you die in the dream you die in real life So it's got to be real Because we're living in the matrix. Are we not does anything feel real lately?

12:16No, dude, bro, not at all. Yeah, so I think this is Wait, no, everything's going well. Yeah, yeah, nobody's living in complete fear. Yeah I just take a day by day, you know my pal. Oh, yeah, that's all you can do man. That's what I'm doing I say that a couple of us is ago No, but there's nothing you do is so we do have to monitor it. Yeah, what you repeat things. Yeah, yeah, shorts are memory loss You think so yeah, that's what is that a side effect Alexa Pro? Yeah, yeah, let's do a symbol Can you do a symbol like a hand single symbol? Yeah, I'll do that do this When I've said something before okay, yeah, do something like that very subtle something like that. Yeah, yeah, that's just point your eyebrow real subtle Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very good. Okay, so did I say that? Oh, yeah, that's no, that means no, yeah, yeah picture lips. What's the lip thing? So this is no. Oh, yeah, yeah That's hungry Yeah, what does this mean? I know this means something. Yeah, that's like it You know, I mean you went back in the 40s the black people on stage

13:17Jaztime Yeah back in the day. I haven't seen that Jaz hands. Jaz hands. Jaz hands. I should have said that Yeah, yeah, Jaz hands dude Oh, yeah, you have inside of before. Yeah, dude. This is awesome. Did I never been on here? This is your yeah, cuz I asked you to never been on the show I don't know. I didn't even I swear to God. I waited. We've been trying and now we're here We'll be trying. Well, I think yeah for I mean since I moved away It'll just touch it's been tougher. You know, and then it's having to do the do your own show You know how it is. Oh my god. Yeah, you're on shows the nightmare. We do miss you a lot I think about you all the time. Yes, I really do and I go I wish to you because we saw you more often Yeah, we did yeah back in the good old days and you're the only only guys that have moved away That I kind of miss Who else moved away that you don't miss go ahead. No, I miss. I see there was a lot of them that it's blatantly obvious

14:17I mean, you're the ones you're the one that is in my mind the most Oh, that's nice you to say man. Yeah, um, yeah, I forget about so what I don't forget about what some of those days are Like I forget about some of the times at the store and stuff. I definitely long for it. I think um Yeah, you have that in Nashville at zany's or something Mm-hmm. You don't have like a club thing in in the city that you go to. No, they're the only club Yeah, good as any sometimes and there's another place they're city wine restaurants We'll try to stop over there and make a show happen and zany's has a lab now too so you can do like just a You know, I got a show there coming up. I got a couple shows in like the next month coming up So that's gonna be good. You can just pop in or no Yeah, you can but they have like booked acts and so oh, that's right You know, sometimes you don't want to show up at somebody show and they have a full green room and now you're in their space and there um But Also, I was just on tour. I was out it was like a lot of times when I was out when I was doing shows It was just out of town so it was like when I was home I was just kind of trying to relax or podcast. So yeah, it was like the past couple years was just it was just very busy

15:18You know, it's busy. You can take some time or no. Yeah, well right now. I don't have much touring I mean, I'm putting some shows back up now because we're gonna retake my comedy special in a couple like a month or so Your scrap in the old one Yeah, I think we might just we may I don't know. We just want to have a better shot at it, you know, I'm sure How many did you shoot the last time we shot two we shot same day load in same day There was just like I mean we talked about it. I don't know if we we talked about it. Yeah I already talked to my bottom person. He's on the floor. Yeah, it was just like a lot You know, it was just like a it was just a crazy time and so I think it was just too much to try to do something But I know also want to get it good It's like, you know, I've worked hard on it. I want to get it at least to where I feel like hey, this is the best that I can serve it Yeah, yeah, where were you gonna film this time? I don't know. We were looking at eerie, but the uh because I love that theater there when I performed there really but um eerie weather. Yeah, the weather is a is uh Is might be putting it out of there. It's eerie, Pennsylvania until I think maybe we're looking at also at Jacksonville

16:19Jacksonville is also in is in Florida Carlos typed in eerie, Indiana What's funny? You have three white guys over there who obviously conquerors of land But they don't know where anything is So but yeah, we're trying to figure it out. So but it's all good Well, yeah, so that's it Netflix Yeah Yeah, we did we didn't do Netflix. They don't they didn't want us around. Yeah, they said no thanks to us But you guys did Hulu Hulu Hulu, which is great Yeah, it is something new spread it out. Yeah, we're trying and what is the what's your call Bobby? Finally Isn't that good? Yeah, finally It's time. It's about you like it or no Virio Yep, no, be real be real be real be real like it. I was just thinking if I like it and I do Yeah, you got to give them second to think about what it give me some other suggestions the names you might call it if it was you have finally That's we talked about final Lee. Yeah, I thought I thought finally like finally yeah, like fine. Yeah, it's got fine. Yeah

17:22Hmm Sorry, I didn't even laugh there. That's the thing to have And then Lee at the end got it steves brother steves brothers. Oh, that's a good one. Steve's brother Yeah, what's your mom's name? Oh, Jeannie. Jeannie's boy dude. My mom's Gina Oh Why not we should put them together somewhere Yeah, we should put the only way to respond to what he said. Oh, why not? Why not? Yeah, dude. We should put them together somewhere. Why not? Do what? Huh? Be around each other Are really yeah, you said you're absorbed out of energy, huh? Is it? Yeah, just absorb absorb each other's inner Didn't you say steves out to live with your mom now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why did he move out there? Because I need an eye on her What is she up to uh Some dark stuff man like put him in like espionage or what? No, she's all night long Epstein files just five in the morning She's sitting right the eating people Oh demon state

18:24What why so much pizza? Yeah, yeah, so much pizza all the time Yeah, Lindsey Graham game Oh And I want to say shout out to my my producers Zach powers. It's here today too. He can shout out to Zach Zach's back. Yeah, how's she guys? Zach popping on camera real fast. Just say what's up Just look into the campus. Yeah, move him a cone out of the way. Hey, what up? There's the man Yeah, there he is How long you been producing man, and his girl just got laid off. Oh, yeah, really? That's not to clap for country in the world That's country in the world. Yeah, thanks. Uh oracle Zach, you're good. How you feeling? I'm good. We just potted today. We're chilling. Okay. Good. Yeah. Who'd you pile with? Chris hymns were Australian. Oh really? Yeah, wow Wow a smart guy trapped in a good looking guy. Oh my god. What happened? What a bummer

19:25I was I thought it was just you know, and it just judge you know You see a guy that's that much of a you know a handsome-ish guy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude Handsome so smart cool like just talking about like Just stuff like it was a valuable chat. I needed to have it today You ever noticed like that when you're in those moments. You're like god dude. Things are so Oh my god off or something and then somebody's like they are and it's just like you have the you have whatever comes in the That's the perfect you know, it's a perfect comment. I want to live in that little space between it's fucking you know His stomach right there. What are those little happy trail? Yeah, I want to live in that gap I'm so happy. Don't you know, it's so funny about this guy doesn't work out He doesn't all genetics. Wow. He says he refuses to go to the gym. He channels a gym now. He does meditation. It was brain Yeah, it's brilliant. He has a $60 a month membership for a channeling gym The mental gym like when we had Zach Zach affron on right and when you really see a real good looking guy It's crazy because sometimes you know, I'm around you and if I don't want to see a good looking guy for a while Right, I go. Oh, it feels very good looking but then once I see Zach and then I look at you. I go. Oh, it feels ugly

20:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that's a disrespectful thing to say. You know what? Let me just say this man. Oh god Oh, this happens on this show too Yeah, let me let me just say this man. Okay. I want to say this right for comedian man Right, you're very handsome. Mm-hmm, and you too. Mm-hmm. You know, Andrew is better looking than me. How about this? Yeah, how about this? Yeah, how about this if you think he's ugly you are Fill in the blank Bottom Feeder disaster. You you really think about yourself that way. This is my you you're the one that gave up the scenario My point is why are you putting him down? Don't you find beauty in yourself and in Theo? I'm trying to create funny, you know Yeah, good. Do it. Yeah. Yeah. I would show the create something new being mean to him You just being mean. I took him. I mean, I know how luck I've seen myself a lot No, you know, let's let's let's let's go back. Can we go back a little bit? Huh? Can we go back a little bit? I don't think so, but yeah

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24:35Way better than points never lie during a Scorpio full moon. Just tell the manager. You'll sue instant room upgrade Stop taking bad travel advice start comparing hundreds of sites with kayak and get your trip right Bad advice You talking to me kayak got that right No, I mean look at let's look at the Asian comics all right Ronnie can all these people Nancy Scott. Yeah, Nancy Scott retina. That's a good one. He's got deep cut Uh, so fuck uh Randall park. Where am I in that group? We're dead center Yeah, I'm dead center. I will say this when I saw about when I was like I was in Las Vegas And I'd never seen Bobby in the wild before right. Mm-hmm. I've seen Bobby in contained environments podcast or comedy right And Bobby somebody's like Bobby's in Las Vegas and I was like Why would happen, you know, was there like was there a plate shift? Did something How did he get over here? You know, I'm saying I'm like was did I walked did actually move

25:39Move his bed over here like what traveling is allowing just people to sleep and travel at the same time And uh, they're like he's here and I texted him and he's like yeah, I'm gonna come meet up And I was so excited dude. Yeah, just to see you in like a This living like your life dude like I just feel like Your attitude over the last few years to me has just been like more I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna take advantage of things and I'm just gonna say yes to doing stuff You know, yeah, and I feel like it's been a lot more outgoing. Do you think that to end or is that just no? He has been a little bit more time. It's it's all firing to me, man Well, cuz he's the single thing has helped even though I'm not a good-looking guy whatever It's still as an ugly guy you understand Yeah, as an ego. Yeah, he's been getting more Because he's single girls have been making him more active dude And I saw you with the UFC and they put you in like kind of this bad the um the special needs Sorry, I did it and it was it was still you got it was awesome. I couldn't even go to his I we I couldn't even go to your section

26:40Yeah, I heard yeah, they dragged me out of there But I couldn't go to yours unless I had a neck brace on Yeah, I had to rope like Vaseline all over my arms at neck Yeah, I'd be like oh, it's so hot in here. I know to go over there to get that section But it was so crazy. I'd never seen anybody get right where they come out right along the railroad That was amazing. Yeah, yeah, you were right there when they came out when they came out It was sick. I tried to high five no one high five. No, yeah, yeah Rose Nama Eunice. I tried to high five and she was shit Why did they come out with their eyes closed? Yeah, they were feeling it maybe yeah She was coming out like this and I put my hand out and it mits like this much cool Yeah, that's close though. Yeah, that's pretty close. Yeah, it was pretty cool But um the reason why I went to Vegas is because um I was like I got to do something Because I had done the special before the weekend before I was like I got to Not go up all the time and just like do something so I asked Joe for tickets and I went and uh

27:40It was so much fun. Well, Joe didn't give you those you bought them on ticket master But Joe gave you he said you had a link to ticket master Yeah, yeah, yeah, I paid money. He was called Rogan 15 15% off. Yeah, it's stuff up. Yeah, I always put 750 dollars Well, let's see, it's but um But having dinner with I didn't know you're in town So having dinner with you that night and walking around with you afterwards Basil was there. You guys love each other. Yeah, yeah, he's the best the biz. Yeah You still touring with him Yep, whenever we go out like whenever we go on a big tour again next year probably we'll do it. Who's busy? Tim Tourman is a guy where it's same hat as you oh the tall guy. Yeah tall guy. Yeah, you guys are always pushing each other Pushing I have video you guys and mold include it. No, um I have countless hours. You guys pushing against I know we probably push. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what is that guy invite sent Yeah, yeah, you try and hit everybody kind of in the packer and then run off or whatever yeah like a kid Yeah, yeah, you started. Yeah, he'll play with you, but you started. I do start

28:43I don't think anyone's ever started it with you. Yeah, I like the fire. You do. Yeah, that's good Yeah, that's your new specialty my light the fire and back in the caveman days the Koreans Right and the Korean would go and light the fire you were the lighter fire. Yeah, you think somebody just What people would light their um Like what do you think was like an early comedian trick that somebody would do in like a caveman fart fart into like fart no fire to make it puff up a little bit For sure, they were so risky then Worth the laugh 100. Yeah, it's a good laugh back a little firefighter Yeah, they were the laugh lose their mind. Yeah, evidence suggests that they do we did have a laughing Similar laughter patterns. We would copy each other's laughs Look at that Laughter and pre-primates involved sounds made during tickling and playful interaction. You'd be a tickler You would 100 oh my god be ticking gear all kinds of animals. Yeah You're a tickler dude. I would tickle everything. I didn't sleep last night I'll come back. He's out legs approach to some nights. I'm once I'm on

29:46Escatala pram or something so generic. Will you mind looking that up? Please brother. Hey, he's played basketball with that guy Escatala pram He could hoop that kids crossover was not generic standards. Escatala pram. It's called How long have you been on it? I've been on I think for 17 16 years wrong But I've been I swissed some other ones. Oh, yeah, and yes sometimes I get to a point where I don't know if they're working It feels like something's like kind of going wrong and it feels like they're not working anymore Sometimes I'll try to take breaks and get off So um, but for the majority of time I've been on I've been on something. Yeah, wow for a while It's kind of crazy that we stand on that long. It's like you would think you go in for something and it's like a problem But then 17 years later it's still you know, like you're still wearing like a leg brace or whatever duct tape holds up You know, I mean, you know, I mean like it's if it works. It works. That's a good point actually That's a good way to look at it too like I just think if it if it if it if it's not If it's if it's helping and not hurting. I mean for you, I think you should change Do you think so already? I switched to something else. Oh, he's doing boy. Yeah Give me some notes since the beginning

30:48Hmm the boys will tell you yeah tell me I think it feels like maybe or maybe it's maybe it's bumping up against the Vagovie or whatever I think they're good. I think they're they're in are you on gLP ones? He is yeah, yeah, no, he's on sorry. He's on We go be oh Yeah, we switch. Yeah, we switch. I think they're bumping heads on there that SSRI and Vagovie are going toe-to-toe you think so Yeah, it sounds going on whett rattled and around in that brain. Yeah, and probably the riddle and two that also doesn't help Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's the one where your spit tastes like meat or whatever that's one? Yeah, yeah, you clear your throat. It tastes like it's like a meat taste. Yeah, I heard of that. I don't know Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you so um something. Oh plant packs love it packs love it. Yeah, yeah Packed love it. Yeah, yeah, that's a good one That's a great side effect. Oh, yeah, meat meat taste. Mm-hmm packs love it. I'm gonna take a step back Take it in. No, I think you should go in I don't know what you're doing. I think you go further No You want to see I think it resets back. Oh, yeah, you guys go on. I'll interject look look look look look look at that road down there

31:53Yeah, that road where does it go? Oh, let's go down it bar style. Let's go. I'm going to bar style That's what I'm saying. Take a ride. Yeah, yeah, you're having fun. You're already there Yeah, who's that turning point? Uh-huh. That's an attorney point. I've never heard that song in my life Um, I've never heard that in my entire life dude What would you say body? How did what is your magnet like a roll so you get in a movie right and it's a big movie It's like what is the role that gets you to a level? We're like wow that guy is the Daniel Day Lewis of our time kind of you know We were okay. I'm a roll that like Daniel Malay Lewis right right um I'm the guy a movie about the guy that made a discovered gunpowder in China Right and and I'm sitting around Right, everyone's like you're like what is it buddy? What is it buddy? Right and go We can make guns out of this agonol file walk. Oh, the fucking firework the king of fireworks

32:59Got some of that bang sand on him You did the dialogue David you could write it, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah together You shouldn't have to write yourself, but it was Chinese alchemist that did it. Yeah Tang Dynasty y'all are the ones that started guns I Chinese discovered gunpowder and what they did was if they if they Did made guns? They would have ruled the world, but they didn't they made it they did other things with it What were they doing with it? It's called gunpowder I don't know putting it in food. Yeah I like oh this is better. Yeah, it owns chicken. No, um, but then look they would eat it and then it's blast off against the wall But they wouldn't figure it out But the Europeans are the ones that used you know me use the gunpowder and made weapons out of it. Yeah, you guys are doing just fine I think they did stick it in sticks and they did you know me use it as a weapon as you know what I would have done Yeah, put some wet stuff on a stick. Yeah, put some gunpowder on it. Yeah against the wet stuff hit somebody really hard

34:03With the gunpowder. Yeah snap That is look at those history gunpowder first Gun arrow. Yeah, that's what they used to use a garrow. That's a firework. Yeah Yeah Oh, so you guys used to celebrate and then some asshole came along and is like you want to celebrate How about a funeral? Yeah, yeah, and he just shot somebody with it They used to be a weapon and then they thought it'd be fun when they killed someone for color to come out So they would shoot someone with it and then you'd get wow Exploded with color as a celebration of your death. Look at that. That's an incredible that it's the original canon That's incredible. That's Paul Schien's back in the day if you look at that photo actually super close And that's a that's an early curveball. Yeah, I don't think I'm that good of an actor to be Daniel Daly was that's right Yeah, I don't know I think you are if you had the right right so much of it is like you've got to get the right role in somebody has to see how you can operate Bob Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you'd be good. I mean what what about you do it by yourself Bobby. Yeah You think you guys could wear an Oscars. No, what the fuck? No, that's what I'm saying. No, I don't ever need to act again

35:09Yeah, how about you you think you wouldn't ask her? No, Bobby You're the actor you've done way more acting than any of us. Yeah, I know. I think you've done more no You must have done more well. I'm done. So I'm done too. We're both done. We're out. Yeah. I'm gonna do tires Stamp our card. Oh, yeah, he's doing two episodes of Shane show you are yeah, what about Tom Sawyer? Yeah What about him? I played Huckleberry Finn in a play. You did? Yeah, yeah Yeah, and who was your best photo on my Instagram, but who was your best friend? What Tom Sawyer? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I remember um, I played Huckleberry Finn Huckleberry oh there you are Talked about it. Yeah, cute Huckleberry Finn then every time I walk out the whole audience with laugh Yeah Yeah, just because you were so sweet and cute Yeah, yeah, there you are. There's your bowl. There's your buddy. Yep me and Ian Edwards Do you know about where I can get

36:11I got I got something for you and then you get off the new Brennan's there's like Yeah Yeah, he's mr. Notes, huh? Well, he's a bravest. I mean, he's so like he loves the art so much, you know He's just like I got some for you and usually it's always good. It's always good It's always good. Yeah, and then he cares to do it sometimes. I'll be I'll listen to him I'm like here's a tag and I'll just put it on my notes or whatever. Yeah, and then I'll just never tell him. Yeah Yeah, well, we'll get afraid to tell him sometimes you're like I don't know if they would want me to say anything. Yeah, if I'm cool enough with him I think I sometimes I do it, but then sometimes I think it's not that good of a tag anyway, fuck it But they might have wanted it. You should have given just try just give it to him. Yeah, especially coming from you I take it I would take all of them You know what I do now is when comics you mean notes normally like you're for years I'd be like okay. I'll try Now just tell me you have a note for me. I got a note. Nope. Oh, okay I just won't do it unless it's someone that's superior. Neil. I'll do it. You know, I mean if there's a Someone you really respect you would do. Yeah, but when some like open micer comes up to me and goes, hey man

37:14I got some notes. I haven't done a lot. What open micers doing that a lot. Yeah, that's wild. No one gives you notes I have dormant. Everyone give me notes. No, yeah, I don't think yes. No, nothing you're doing is working So let me they say that no, no, no one's giving me notes. I mean, I'm sure they probably have comments about it But no one's come up to me like hey, can I you ever get notes from like just strangers? um I don't think so. I don't know. I might It's usually from if anything I don't know someone that came to the show sometimes. Oh, yeah, that's happened Yeah, but they go you know what I really like this. I probably do probably what I might yeah, yeah But I've never given anyone a note No, have you? Yeah, I mean a friend. Yeah, you have Yeah, I have what are you selling it? What are you fucking encyclopedia like you're a detective suddenly to easy? Yeah, definitely I like it like all right, you just like a little landed on Plymouth rock. It's not a big event or dude. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, yeah, I'm never half

38:15Dude, I'm trying to think what is that role that you're in that's like get you to that crazy like academy award Webby I think it could be something uh, the webby spider-man the story of your life You know, I just kind of just get skied off your hands from jerking off at night. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, spider-man Spider-man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't kill the spider. I must buy the man It's a spider in the spider-man. You're just a tiny spider in someone's home. Yeah, spider-man I think it could be for you would be like um Your story of your life. Yeah. Oh, I play myself story of a little Korean man who grew up in in San Diego around amongst all these goofy whites. Yeah, and you made it out alive Eating doo-doo's with the dunes to know. Yeah Eating doo-doo's who thought with the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it could be your life What about the guy that invented kimchi who's that guy? Yeah, who is that bring that guy up? You You could have done that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if it's probably a woman, huh?

39:18invented by a spider-man, but the ancient Korean people so the kimchi we get to make up the story That's the best part. Oh, yeah, yeah, you become the guy who started the kimchi revolution. You began kimchi. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, okay Well, let's pick it up Cho Cho. Yeah, Cho Cho. No, Cho Cho. Cho Cho. Sorry. Yeah, yeah Cho Cho, the kimchi cowboy kimchi cowboy. Yeah, I live on a beach the king of kimchi Yeah, yeah, no, no, and I'm on a farm and I pick up some cabbage Oh, what do we do with these? No, it went bad. It already went bad. Oh, it went bad and all your cabbage is bad now Something's going on something is going on. Yeah, right and people are like oh, just throw it away, right? They throw it into the ocean. I don't know. He's throwing it into a vinegar thing Yeah, yeah, that's it. I go no We still go poor put it in the ground Right put some vinegar. I don't know how they make kimchi. Soy sauce. How do they make kimchi dude? I mean you should learn this is your past. Yeah, I don't make it at home. I don't have a home kit You make a home kit. What do you mean wait right now? Yeah, you don't I don't know how it's made wow

40:19Yeah, yeah, look at how he can make you some of it. Yeah What do you have to do you prep and salt the cabbage you wash and drain it and then you make the paste and a large So you do all yeah go Gochugaru garlic ginger onion fish sauce and sugar for a thick red paste you stir it all in there Then you put it in there and you ferment it right you pack the glass jar tight Pressing down get all the air out and then you wait for fermentation You let the jar set at room temperature for one to five days one to five days isn't it? Yeah, what while the more five the more days the more fermentation Once it smells sour and tastes to your liking then you put it in the refrigerator It'll continue ferment slowly in the last for months But whoever created this didn't this isn't the first time he tried it This is like fucking a hundred years of trying different ways. Well, we got to figure out the Yeah, there's no way someone it would got that right the first time oh Koreans are pretty smart Yeah, so what is this? What did you have to put it into ferment it in glass? What did you use? What did you use like a light bulb or something? What did you originally ferment? It had to be a glass Yeah, something in the story. Yeah, something in the story that you took the air out of it and you were able to put the cabbage in something

41:24Would you put it in? Well, there must have been jars, right? We had jars Oh jars of clay remember that band Yeah, rain rain on my face. Yeah, what about this? What about this? I about this up What a raining for me. We use jars as trash cans, right? So then I was just let's throw it away You worked for the trash company. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I worked for the trash company right and I took the cabbage and threw it in the Their jars the trash cans, right? Yeah, and then um I threw away salt, too. Where did we get trash can? Yeah, yeah, let's throw a salt. We threw All the ingredients. We're just throwing it away. Were you taking you were taking salt from the ocean? Yeah, yeah, let's throw it away Okay, yeah, put in the trash can yeah the greedy ocean have too much salt Here we go, right what else is in it Well, it's water throw water away. We have too much water. We throw it away, right? What does fish sauce? No one needs fish sauce We have too much of fish sauce in the village, right? Throw it away. We're throwing all of it away. What else is in there?

42:27Garlic and we're way too much garlic here. You're throwing everything away. Oh wait We put it in the trash can, right? And we just and the trash guy doesn't pick it up for a long long time One to five days. Yeah, it sounds like even longer. Oh, wow. Yeah for a couple of months And then I walked out of my hut and I go God the trash man, that fucking copy of two months We threw all this stuff away, right? And then I go out I go I bet I put you money and I open up the lid Yes, and it's like on it's like on breath of the wild whenever you open ever it's like And you cook your meal. Yeah, and you cook your meal ready And then look down. I go don't look delicious. Yeah, right? Well, you're starving. You've been eating days. Oh, yeah I haven't eaten in days. There's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine. Yeah, there's a famine going on. It's a cabbage famine Because I threw it all away Rocket money. Let me tell you something my friend. You saved me thousands of dollars a year I'll tell you why because of rocket money because I have so many done subscriptions I'm not even aware of anymore

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45:34Everyone's like where did all the cabers go right Bobby threw it away Where's all the garlic and the fish sauce you threw it away right then I open it up and I look down and I go I'm so hungry. I'm gonna eat this garbage right so I stick my hand in there I pull it out. I take a bite. I go Man, you're delicious. And that's the end of the movie. You think so? Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Why do you always end it? No, no, start it That's the beginning. That's the beginning. I like because there's a there's a sequel dude. What's going on in the sequel? Well, yeah, there's not a sequel. Yeah, yeah, soy sauce. I discovered soy sauce. Oh That was you too. Yeah, it's the same guy Right? Yeah And orange chicken is the third one That one you definitely did. Yeah, yeah. What do I do with all these oranges and Chicken Yeah, that's the third one, right? I have

46:35Right. This is chicken. He has an orange stuck in his throat. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you see oranges, right? Yeah, I have to eat it anyway. And then a car hit him. Yeah Yeah, yeah, so you know, this is so that's where I the third one the orange chicken one's where I wear my Oscar We got a call in that flicks. I think some of this stuff You will win an Oscar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And the Academy of War goes to orange chicken Bobby Lee You take it happen. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Spielberg goes up there with you orange chicken was invented by chef Andy Cowell in 1987 for Panda Express Also, Panda Express created orange chicken and Hawaii. Yep. Hi. The Hunan flavors with battered fried chicken for the American palette Iconic sweet tangy slightly spicy dish known today. It is good. Shout out Andy cow. Shout out Andy Cowell Your own legend is Andy Cowell still alive. He's on that Panda Express to heaven, dude. Yeah One stop. That's not real Andy Cowell was one of 11 people who died in shooting massacre at a dance studio in Monterey Park, California

47:40January 21st. No, that is not real. There's no way that is not real Yeah, people didn't like it It is real, dude. That's a Andy dive with a night of love. That's not real. That's the same guy that invented orange chicken got popped you as 72 at the time it looks like Well, what? Mom, somebody didn't like it. It always gives me heartburn That's not good. It's good. It's so good. I love orange chicken. All right, especially you don't know about it and somebody gives it somebody like Give it to you. You don't know about it. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. I'll take some compound. I like Kung-Pow Well, if I ever have amnesia, take me to get orange chicken, dude All right, all right, right back up. Well, no, just because there's no better feeling than that first time that you get introduced to orange chicken Yeah, remember you didn't know about it and then you knew about it. Yeah Yeah, use your life. Mine is August 6th 1987 orange chicken day orange chicken day. That's when I knew about it

48:42Oh, yeah, yeah, when do you when do you know about it? When's my D day? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's It was probably around the same time I would bet. Yeah, yeah, I cried probably the mall April 14th 2024 Oh recently took me a minute. Yeah, I took you a minute. I mean the old Easter orange. Yeah, you're orange So you had never heard about it before then heard never ingested right knew it existed never was interesting Yeah, and then when you did it what I've been a Kung-Pow guy for years But I yeah, yeah, we'll dive a little bit of orange. Yeah, a little bit here and there. Yeah, what's the one? With the cashews and other peanuts or something. Yeah, that's that's that's that's cow-pump Kung-Pow that's Kung-Pow. Kung-Pow that's good. Yeah, Kung-Pow is great. That's good. It's named after ding bazohan. Yeah The king dynasty official and governor of the Sichuan province. Yeah, Gong-Bow That's a name that we don't use that much thing Gong-Bow What do you mean ding? Yeah, things a great name. I know, but we don't see a lot of people More dogs and ding yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. What about rent? Oh, it's like Rambo. What if you did a Rambo? Oh

49:46You know, could I say something I asked about this my agent but that training montage is not two hours long There's no training montage in Rambo Yes, there is in this version. Well, he's saying he's got a you have to justify it for the fans. Yeah, somehow Yeah, they're gonna need I did calls my agents maybe many years ago I go is there any way we could I can be in a Rambo I this is real You just you just take him out and just put me I mean every scene right But I changed the dialogue and this and that like in the beginning when you remember the cop is in the car Whatever and he sees Rambo and I come up to the you know he comes up to me And go hey, where's the bathroom? You know like change the dialogue. Yeah, you have to get the rights for the thing You wanted to be Rambo. Yeah, yeah, but in a comedy way Right, well, explain myself with just you know me Rambo was kind of a comedy. Yeah, and then of itself. Look at that. It's hilarious Or Rambo Rambo Yeah, Rambo we change it You know, I don't know dude. I you're from the Pacific Ram

50:48Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Rambo Rambo Just ribbo is back. We fell off that cliff. Oh, yeah, who Rambo? Oh Rimbo's always falling off clips Most of the movies is him and I see you Yeah, that cliffhanger that was oh, that is a guess looking thing ever if you don't think that picture is him trying to meet a guy somewhere What is that you're doing down there? Come up here and climb with me. He's just waiting for Alex Honel to pull up on him He's waiting for Jared Leto to just scurry up after him. Have you had Honel on your show? I feel like you know he would do your show though. I can't believe we did that tie pay tower Now if you do that, I do you see it. We talked about it right. Yeah, this or this. We watch it. We talked about it. Okay. I saw some of it It's fine. Yeah, yeah, he lived he lived. Yeah, I was actually at a place on somebody said it somebody else who was a rock I'm like it just letting you know he lived and like all good

51:48I mean that is the number one concern. Yeah, what ended up how far can you go up the building? Woo Probably tell us see some tits in a window I'm ordering a sprite at that point. Yeah, I um, I sat on a plane. Sorry. Go ahead. Go. You sat on a plane too Um, Dante Filipino actor. Oh, no. Yeah, he was in a hook. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I like that great guy Rufio He played Rufio. Oh, great guy. Yeah, I have a story. So he has like 19 brothers. He has 19 brothers. He's got a lot of brothers Dante Bosco the Boscos He's got like two of the brothers. I exaggerate But I remember do I remember in commercial auditions back in the day I was always against his whole family. Oh, when it's an Asians. It was him. It was the Bosco Dude, that could be a movie Bobby versus the Bosco Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and they book all the Panda Express Act. Yeah, yeah, but sometimes I would beat them Yeah, god, god, I beat the fucking Boscos. Yeah, that's how it is

52:48But who did you used to go up against when you were auditioning? Dude, I was the I would get over there. I'd be furious at the drive over there. I was late. I would always like Leave my shit in the car. I'd be practicing and shit. Oh my god. I get in the room I was too scared to talk sometimes that I'm one time I'm open the window and then I was like Can you open the other window? I was like I just couldn't even speak or whatever and I just was too nervous to even talk I know it's the worst. I would start saying I was just like I was so bad. I don't know any like I don't think it was ever anybody in a hallway where I was like Oh, we're in for this same thing or if it repeatedly happened I don't think so. I don't I there wasn't enough that I went out for like regularly Yeah, you know one time I saw Ian Edwards in the waiting room and I said what are you going out for? And he said whatever the role was to say that's the same thing as me. So obviously they they don't know they've already booked somebody else Oh, yeah, it's like we a skinny black guy and then a red headed It was like what in the fuck are you guys looking for that that to me was always a signal It's like they already gave it to a famous guy. They're waiting for him to sign

53:51So they just have us in there to like play Kate the time so they can have a job Yeah, I wouldn't even go be called in with Asians. I'd be called in with the other Category yeah, yeah, so I'd be in the lobby and there's like a 9 foot 5 Nigerian guy You know a 900 pound symbol one guy right guy from a fire Yeah, the fire guy. Yeah, yeah It's like the afterlife in Beetlejuice all those guys That's what I that's what my that's what my love Bobby's audition. There's a guy with a little head Yeah, yeah, it's waiting with the handbook. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be like more freak care care I category. Did you love it when you went to audition when I look back on it I've realized I didn't like it Sometimes I if it was if it was like set up for me to win and have fun. Yeah, loved it But if I was if you knew that you were there as a just a sheep for them to push through the line I hated I would get so mad because I knew they weren't given it to you

54:52They were given it to a famous person. You'd have a conversation with someone an agent or manager would be like They already made an offer to You know canning Tatum Josh Hudson and you're like well, what the fuck am I doing? Now, well, they want to see other people it's like no, they don't this is just so people can have jobs Because otherwise, it's like well, let's get lunch So they that always made me sad because I was like one wasting everyone's time Even if I was nice and affable and funny and good at the audition It was like well, who gives a shit? They don't they're like, hey, but you don't think that if you were that good They might change not in a million fucking years. I think you're right. Yeah Those days of that old Hollywood like Anyway saw her and she blow us away. It's like that's not a thing. They already know Was it casting directors you get to once you meet them though and they know you they already all know They all talk about who they want if the room was cold. I would fuck up Oh, yeah, when I'd walk into room and they're just kind of I you know, I mean, I'd be just like I'm done I can't do it. Yeah, Kevin has create the energy completely yourself Like I was good at some of the talking and communicating but then when we get into the thing I think I would just be too nervous. Yeah, I just did there was something about

55:56You could do it now though Yeah, now I think I would probably be a little bit more like I understand it and I would only do so I really wanted to do you have the confidence now. I think to do well you got your own movie coming out You don't need other people's fucking movies. Yeah, when you guys released in that you in spade in April What's the name? Can we know the name bus boys? Bus boys boys Bum bum bum bum. That was a fun shoot brother Yeah, Nate Diaz is in it. That's cool too. Yeah, I met Nate through Shane one time and sometimes he'll FaceTime me like in the middle of the night and I get nervous to answer Because I don't know what he's gonna ask me to do like what is he gonna say I like bury a body right Yeah, he's gonna. I just like I could just see me picking up. He's like we'll solve brother What are you doing right now? I'm like I'm in bed Get on a plane immediately. You know like and I have to do I would be like I have what is am I gonna? Yes? You can't say no I can't say no to bro. That'd be a good. You can't say no to Nate Diaz That would be a crazy movie whatever he does call me. I get I'm like fuck I got I prepare a little bit But him and Chris Avila that's uh another fighter the um they they both came in dude

57:00It was freaking hilarious like the whole thing was just ridiculous But it was a it was a bit it was a good it was a good experience to learn about how to do it all Yeah, you know, we just paid for it ourselves and like nobody would help us make it Yeah, but when I did it right am I still in the movie? Yeah, okay Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but the reason I had so much fun is because um you guys kind of just let me do whatever I wanted to do Oh, yeah, you were good in there. No, no, but I was just like hey, can I just do this? They're like that's when you shine Yeah, so fun you can't you can't tie you down maybe but when they're saying no, you have to say like this Yeah, it's hard. You have to do it like this you have to walk like this I've had that note walk can you walk in the room different? I'm like what well yeah, you got an interesting gate Yeah, you're being very edgy and confident. No, I just said your stride is on you what the fuck is your problem? You not have a weird gate. I do so what am I saying? People have commented you walk like a GTA character. Yeah, you walk like a you walk like a NPC I do you walk NPC. Yeah, I have to change my walk, huh?

58:04No, no, no, okay, no, we're just joking around. Okay. Okay. No, this is real. Is it okay? Are there health concerns you do start to have Bobby? Oh, yeah For sure my I gotta quit smoking smoking is the worst one. I can't breathe. You got back on smoking after so many years I can't breathe and then some young lung So you need now either trans a plant dude. Hey bro. You need a transplant. You need some young lung Sorry, and that's very racist and I like I like I like I like yeah, I like it so good. Yeah, we're worried about COPD Yeah, and then another thing is I don't move That's right. Yeah, yeah, some days your bed sores. No, no, some days. I just all wake up. They're welts. They're bed well. I'll tell you my schedule Okay, all right. I'll tell you my schedule yesterday. Bring up bring up Walberg schedule and we'll put his next to yeah Wake up at 330 prey workout. Yeah, this is wake up go to Walbergers Oh

59:05230 wake up prayer time It's insane. What is this by the way? Can I tell you? Yeah, it's real. No, it is not my hand to 30 a.m. Wake up It's real wow telling you yeah, I had a small role in a movie with him and I and I jokingly brought it up and he was Dead serious about it. I was like come on man. You're not up that early in the morning like be real every day He's like every day brother. I was like come on man. And he looked he threw daggers through me like what are you talking about like you? Oh, I think he's confident. Oh, no, he's in it. This is his shit. Okay, when he's having his meal free is when I go to sleep And yeah, yeah, yeah, when he's yeah when I'm sleeping. That's what I'm gonna think Mark Walberg's eating his third meal That puts you to sleep. That's how you count that's how I see it. Yeah, wow. I love out 11 a.m. He has family time meetings work calls At family time when it's kids are at school. That's a best Yeah, but this is in real. Yeah, wow. It's real. Meal seven you zoom in meal seven. What is he a fucking hobbit?

1:00:12Meal seven. He's a shark Wow at four workout two When he goes a bit at 7 30 day. I love that he works out like five times a day. I just watched um Hacksaw Rids last night So good you bought it up twice already. What's up with the movie? He loved the movie It's so good. I've never seen it. I'm watching a lot of warm movies right now. Just in case things get really bad really What's your favorite one so far Hacksaw 1917 was really good hamburger hill. I like is it good? Yeah, I like the The of what yeah, yeah, the event was insane. Armageddon is one to watch Armageddon just a prep. Oh, they there you go. Yeah, if we want to go back to where we belong. Yeah Platoon let's rank them platoon probably one of the best one of the best full metal jacket Probably first half of the movie. I think it's a great movie. Okay. I'll let her see what you ma Yeah, yeah, that's a good war movie Um That's pop apocalypse band of brothers Band of brothers is the best band of brothers. That's a great show. That's a great show. Yeah, band of brothers is so good. Yeah

1:01:16Married or no ever Yeah, yeah me too Do you think we can get there though Bobby? I mean, look I just want to talk with his tongue because I'll talk about a lot of my show Oh, yeah, yeah, let's talk about it. Just like you know becoming this whiny guy who's like You know, it's like, you know, you can figure it out But yeah, also just been busy and yeah, you you want to find somebody that's a good match There's been a couple good girls that that I should I could have hitched on to that out that I let the I let it go Yeah, and I didn't you know because I was focused on work. So it's all good Yeah, I feel like Sounds like somebody trying to convince themselves, but that's okay. We're doing good. Well, you know, it's all good If yeah, it's all good. If you're not you you find a partner when you find a partner I tell him that all the time he's on the hunt and I'm always like to just let it be your you've done so much That's rainbow dude rainbow That right there is rainbow The kimchi king rainbow. Oh dude, he'll hide in your bushes and eat your ass That's a rainbow dude My only had a little bit

1:02:20It's it's coming for you. Yeah, and I appreciate you guys so much dude. You'll love you brother I love you too, man. It's been a long time. It's so fun to see you and also How funny that we finally got you on the show. I know. I'm sorry that I haven't been in your book. No, don't be sorry It is my fault. I always thought that you did it before. It's so crazy. Well, I've come into on tiger belly I think the timing was just easier on certain times It's like, you know the past four years. I lived in Nashville. So it's like the timing on when I'm here It's just it's been tough sometimes, but we should go to Nashville for a while. Yeah, I want to I think fun out there Yeah, yeah, I've never I've never really spent that much. We did the rhyming together, but that was great But that was the last time was there in Carlos Carlos had himself a little bit of a night. Yeah, that's when you got Oh, there are a lot of Asians in Nashville. Yeah, there are some liotians Yeah, well, well We'll start it. I could be lay ocean for a weekend. I ain't I met a Korean guy the other name day name zack And I met a Korean girl named Emily As of right now, Nashville Davidson makes up approximately 3% Asian population there. There you go. You'll fit in. Okay. Yeah, it's good. Not bad

1:03:25What is it here? Oh, bring your lumina or bring your lumina. What is it called? Lumia Lumia. Yeah, yeah, bring your Lumia What's America? Yeah, what is it here? Yeah, I mean 12% wow, yeah, don't leave. This is this is 1.5 million of you guys in in LA alone. That's right. That's wild. Yeah, you could throw a chopstick and hit one of them And those don't go far That's beautiful. Oh Filipinos the largest group. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we love them Korean to the third wow and other notable groups being in me shout out to those guys Indian and Japanese is lower because they remain in Japan because they know that Japan is the best. Yeah hard to beat People love Japan hard to beat all the time right now dude. We're gonna go this year in July. Maybe yeah, yeah, you should come We should you should come Seriously, yeah, what if we all went to Japan? That'd be fun. We got to come this way to go that way

1:04:25So you might as well come say I made a documentary. Oh, I'd love that love that too, man I'd love to go to Japan boys in Japan. Yeah, yeah, the boys go to Japan. It'll be it'll be our three amigos Yeah, I'm d'artane. Yeah. Yeah Okay Okay, you should be with the sword. Okay Okay, I want to learn how to do that. No, come on. No seriously. No, what is sacrificing? No, uh, what did he go? um Yeah, not hurry. Krishna. What is it? Harry carry carry carry carry carry Hey, he's killing himself. Yeah. Hey, there's the Japanese stabbing himself to death comes with Go comes go How come, Skowl? Yeah, yeah. Did you see a picture of Bobby's mom there as a,

1:05:25that's Bob's mom. That was interacting days. I see why Steve moved back. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be a finisher in yourself. Oh, I'll have the green curry, you know? We want to thank our guests for coming on the show. Yeah, Paul. Dude, that's so much fun, man. You're the best. Yeah, I think I, yeah, I think like it's good. I just like, yeah, sometimes I'll get in the spaces where I isolate and stuff. So I'm trying to like kind of take a play out of your book, Bobby, and just like, you know, not do that, you know? You think sometimes that they, that they, the getting better is in the ice. It's like, I just need to wait, you know, and get better, you know, but it's sometimes it's like, no, I need to do more stuff. Just do it. By any way, yes, I'm sorry. There's a long answer. I've said enough. You had a great time and thank you so much, dude. And congratulations, dude. I feel the world feels so lucky that you guys make this show and your producers too. This is like, people wherever I go, do you know them? Do you know bad friends?

1:06:26Do you know them? The same with you, dude. You know, I think we're all in the same, we're family. And you know what I think about you is, is that I, I almost say something real, is that there's so much about you that I relate to. We're very similar in so many different ways. And so my heart really goes out to you all the time. And what are you talking about for what? Just same height, same look, same style. No, just in terms of, same guy. What? We, my heart goes out to you. I love you, I mean, oh yeah, just say that. My heart goes out to you like I'm like a trap on an island or something or fucking, like I'm an ICU. Sorry, go ahead, I'm messing it up. Go on. I'm gonna relax back, I'm gonna chill out. What are you saying? I love you. Is that better? I love you too. Yeah. There's many about things about you that I relate to as well. Yeah. What are you doing? Similar, you know, feels good. That's what I want to say.

1:07:27I love, we love it. When I look at you, it feels good. Anyway, say thank you for being a fat, bad friend. Allah. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you for being a bad friend. Thank you. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah. Woo. Yeah.