Bobby’s Beef with Adam Ray

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1:00Right, no. No, Earth will not lose gravity. The claim is a viral hoax or draining from the social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram. Okay. Nath, what are you gonna say? I love how last like a week ago he's like you're on TikTok too much. I'm on TikTok too much. You think the Earth is gonna lose gravity. For seven seconds. For seven seconds. Insane. I'm gonna be indoors. Just in case. Just in case, dude. Because it's like I know where I'm gonna be standing to in my house. Whereas the lowest roof. You gotta be on the lowest roof. At level. Right? Push back. Right, I have pillows and stuff so I go, I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and I hit the ceiling. All right. I'll lay down for a second. I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, and I'll be hit the bed. That's the fizzy lifting drink in Willy Wonka. Yeah. Who heard the latest internet conspiracy theory? Apparently, Earth would lose gravity for a whole of six. This is what you're watching. This is your family. 20, 20, 30. Apparently, have you heard? To it. Of course, not. Oh, it doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way. I had no idea it didn't work that way. Oh, what I'm saying. There's up to your end level. No, what I'm saying to you is that people pray prepared.

2:02Why am I people prepared? Because of the fact that you don't know what's going to happen August 12th, I would hate for you to be in the sky. You really care about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you fell down hard, I'd have to find you. I'll be on a golf course. I'll fall on a golf course. Yeah, okay. You don't have to find your wife. It's the whole thing. Gravity can't turn off. It's not a machine. There's no power switch. And by the way, if it did, it wouldn't do it for seven seconds. It would be forever. It's coming back. I talked to him a week ago. Yeah, he's not coming back. No, he's going down to the Bahamas. Oh, he is. As a business. He loves the Bahamas. Yeah, yeah, okay. He's got a house down there. Well, I mean, he's doing the landscaping for a house down there. Where? Asus? Asus down and down in the Bahamas. Oh, the Bahamas. Oh, it's not different. Jesus. As far as I know. Yeah, yeah. As far as I know. There's more than one. Yeah, I would hope so. Well, anyway, I'm preparing you. I don't want you to die. And there's a lot of things. Cycle Spora, we talked about that. That's gone. I've been eating salad every day. I just, I just, I just, I, I want to talk about five times in a row.

3:03Trying to find out. Yeah, yes to see. And it's gone. It's got to be gone. Yeah, there's no way it's going to stick around. Yeah. And by the way, what? I have diarrhea right now. Do you really? My stomach has been killing me. You ate a salad. I saw that earlier. I did. I've eaten one hour every day. I'm testing the waters. I don't want to go on tour. Oh, that's what it is. No, get it. Yeah. No, no, I want to get on a plane. Actually, having a stomach ache on a plane is so much fun. Go to my diet. Well, what is it? Sardines. Okay. Still doing this, Sardines. Yeah, I am. Free holers. Beans. Yeah, but in a nice, Artisan, Artisanal Beans. Artisanal free holers. That's what I'm talking about, guy. Right. Some kimchi. Kind of smoothie. I love to do everything. In a smoothie, they're all mixed together. Yeah, inside the smoothie. Yeah. Give it a couple of seconds. Because the kimchi, you know what I mean? Doesn't really grind up. Yeah. But yeah, you should do my diet. I don't think so. Okay. I was making fun of, do it out. By the way, last night, I don't know if I should call it out. I don't know when you call things out. Well, a bit, should I call them?

4:03Let's call them to find out. Well, who are you finding out? Marin. Oh my god. Here we go again. No, this is, this is amazing. Your mind's going to be blown. He's going to hate that he's on the show. I know. Jesus Christ. It tells you never to call me. Okay. Hey, you're on bad friends. I need to say something into the show because it got brought up organically. Can I talk about your new revelation of life? What's going on? What, what you did last night? What meat? Yeah. Beef? He's eating meat. He's amazing. I don't know how long the meat thing's going to last. You know, it was pretty enjoyable. I don't know if it's, it's, uh, it's great. Do you know what I mean? Like I was eating the plants for three and a half years. It got pretty used to it. So. Well, where, where do you eat the meat? Well, he did it at the comedy store. Oh, that meat. I know that show. You mean the barbecue? Yeah. Yeah. Bobby there? I'm right here. Oh, yeah. You're the guy in the show. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. I'm here working. Mark. No, no, no, no.

5:04That priscuit was good. What, what? Am I on right now? Yeah. Yeah, you're on right now, guy. The pod world needs you. The pod world needs you. We need you. Hey, Mark, but that was the first time. Which glasses you got on today, guy? Oh, my god. He's through the walls. Yeah, he can see it. Oh, my god. You knew I had glasses on. Here's the deal. I mean, you can talk about it. I don't know how committed I am to it. But I mean, why is it coming up on your show? Because we like the deal. We want to hear about the meat deal. We want to hear about the new meat deal. Yeah. And what's the meat situation going on? Because I didn't know you weren't even eating it. He hasn't been eating meat for three years. I didn't, I didn't eat meat for like three and a half years. And I just got like bored in angry. Yeah, you got sullen. Your face was sullen a little. I will tell you, there was a collection of comics who all universally said, Mark's been in a really good mood lately. And somebody goes, he's been eating meat. He got there. He needed the, you like the juice? He liked the juice. Yeah, you like the juice. Yeah, I just got very bored of what I was eating. And like it didn't really the reason I got into eating plant-based was

6:07for health reasons. And it didn't make me feel better. It didn't change my blood, my cholesterol or nothing. And I was into it. I'm probably still going to be mostly the way I was eating. But I just wanted to open up the lens a little bit. Man, I'm like, yeah, I get a guy. Yeah, that's right guy. Mark, are you willing to try or are you doing a guy thing? When did that happen? He does it all the time. Yeah, I've been doing it lately. Yeah, but it's kind of new and it's why I kind of all putting it. Yeah, because I said that dude the other night, I think it was all putting. It's awful. Yeah, yeah, Mark, Mark, will you try Bobby's diet? Bobby, tell him your diet. I eat frioles, beans, black beans, sometimes. And then I eat sardines. And kimchi. That's what he eats during the day. That's it. No, no, it's great. Maybe a hard bulldog. And I got sardines stacked up in the cabinet right now. Because my original plan was to eat lean, grass fed, grass-finished beef every once in a while, and then have 10 fish.

7:08I've got sardines right here. I've got, I've got a right. Fish wife? What's a brand? I got the Russian daughters from New York. Oh, that's a good one. Okay, I know. I got the fish, fish wife. Yeah, that's what it just said. Fish wife, right? All right. Yeah, I got two of them. Yeah, I said that. And you know, okay, Mark, I love you. I love you, Mark. Love you, man. I love you. We talked about this for one second. Wait a minute. Oh, fuck. Last last night. You retired from podcasting. This is enough. Enough enough. It's done. It's done. What, Mark? You know, last night, it was funny. Because you know, we were, you went on stage and did almost the exacting I did about, you know, busting balls on Jay and Howie and Russell. It was so funny. Why, I love you. They went before you. Mark, I got up there and I said, you know, you know, Jay Leno's been dead for three years. Yeah, that's what it looks like. Yeah. And yeah, and he just shows up. He manifests in the dressing room and then he, I don't know, man. Why is he into the sky after you think he's ghost rider?

8:10You think he gets on his motorcycle? I will let me know if you need any more. All right. I love you. Bye, bye. Bye, Mark. I love you. Bye. He's the fucking best. No, we were joking around because the show was like 45, 50 minutes late. And I was like, what happened? It's not because of Jay. Tell me who. How we went over. Russell Peters went over. And I said, Russell, I go, hey, man. Yeah. Did you not see the light? You said that. I turned into Sebastian. Did you see the light? Yeah. And he goes, no, I thought it was going to be on the face and the back. I go, it hasn't been on there in 10 fucking years. You know what you do now. And he let me do it. Play music. You tell the sound guy? Yeah. Play the music. But he was doing Russell. I don't care who's on stage. Play the music. Like after 20 minutes, play the music. The music played and their big headliners and their ego is get affected. They do. Right? And they're like, what's this music? Because they never heard it before. Right? And then I'm on the side of the stage going, you know what it is? Get the fuck off. Get off. All right. We got shit to do, man.

9:10I revert back to it. I revert back to childhood. So look, Jay went a little bit over barely, by the way. Yeah. How he went way the fuck over. Yeah, I'm gonna call him that fact. And then, and then, and then Russell, and then Russell Peters goes over and I said, Russell's like, why are you yelling at me? We're joking around. But he was like, why are you yelling at me? I go, because you're the last one that got caught. Yeah. Right? Like the first kid that broke the window, the first kid that goes into the mob rob, he doesn't get caught. Oh, talk about the mob rob. The mob rob. Yeah. Talk about it. I love it. They do those mob robes. I love them. Yeah. Because if you're in first, they're never going to get you. They get the last couple of stragglers. Yeah. Here we go. Just fuckers. Call them out. Call them out. I'm calling them out. He's not going to pick up. Yeah, you will. For you, he will. If he doesn't, it's going to break my heart. Hello. Hey, how are you, Bobby? Hang on one second. What? But you're on bad friends right now. No, I'm on, no, I'll be on bad friends. I'm on, I'm streaming live on TikTok.

10:11I have to ask you a question real quick though before you go. Okay. What? Why'd you go over last night? Your time at the comedy store. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, why do you do this? Because you know what it is when you're, why do you do this behavior? Like me. Yeah. They loved me. I know they love everybody there. No, they love me. This is Bobby Lee. Bobby, you're live on TikTok now. Oh, yeah. He's on fucking TikTok. That's why he's going over. He's on TikTok all day. Yeah, he goes over on that too. That's the problem is that there's so much love we have for all these guys. You can't even get mad. Yeah, get fucking up. You're like upset with it. And then it's gone. But Mark went out with a little bit of vengeance because he wanted it. It was crazy late. Well, Tiffany went on it, you know, midnight. Tiffany had it. Went on like dead last. She loves that though. Well, because she's a, she's the queen of the stage. She complimented us on our Shasha interview. She said it was great. She goes, you earned a lot of black support.

11:11Like some, like she was like, you got a lot of black community support. And I said, really? So do you think more black people will listen to our show? And she said, no. Yeah, they all they just like that. You did the show. They think you were funny on the show. Yeah. So the black community loves us now. We'll take it. Good. We'll take it. Because we got the Filipinos locked up because of you. We got the Asians parcel. I got to locked up years ago. It locked in. Yeah, yeah, about 10 years ago. Yeah, but the Asian community still half and half on you. It's not all of them. Oh, half of them hate me. Right. Yeah. The other half love you. So we got the whites because of me and Carlos, even though you're not. I got half of the blocks. I've got I've 75% of the black community. You're maybe six. I've had black. I'd say we earn more from the black. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods. No, you're definitely not Tiger Woods. Do I'm so Tiger Woods? Okay, you're Tiger Woods. Okay, you're right. Precise precision. Look at how quickly I just was like, fine. Yeah. If we get any more of the black vote, it comes from for Carlos. Black people love Carlos. What were the other ones? People from Shangri-La. I got those. You have two. Yeah. I have five. We can look at our YouTube analytics. I bet you we have people. Shangri-La, dude. I got that. You have Mongolia.

12:12For sure, Mongolia. The hawks watch me. They love you. Yeah. They do. They do. No, they do. And sometimes I go out there with my little glove. I bought one. Well, you don't. The hawk gloves. Okay. Yeah. And it goes on to my right. Again, on a horse. I know that I'm gigascon. And I have fire. It's the whole thing. We should buy hawk gloves. You seem to be in summon a hawk in your backyard. You have hawks by you. I know I do. They fly up there all the time. Yeah. Where are the ones that kill the cats? They're hawks that kill the cats. Guys, see one hawks. Pretty big. They love cats. He eyes my cats. See if there's hawks that kill cats in LA. If you could lose one of the cats, which one would you lose to a hawk? There is no. That's that. Dude, that question is ludicrous. What if it took it away and it was the good. It was a beautiful end. It was like, no, no, no, no. I don't want any. I love my animals all the same. You have to choose. You have to choose. Probably Ming. It's so quick. Yeah, because she's the oldest. You're right. That's what I'm saying. It's a peaceful exit. Yeah. It's not a peaceful exit. I tell you that right. No, it seems terrible. It gives her back to the earth. It's a red tail hawk. Is that another hawk?

13:13Oh my god. Red-tailed hawk in Los Angeles. That's what they are. They're swooping around and they're taking your cats. Yeah. Hide your cats. Hide your kids. Hide your cats. Yeah. And then I hear the coyote is doing their little conversations in the woods. Dude, they are. They love conversations. They are so great. Oh, I hear what he just says. I went to Giata today. It wasn't as good as it was. Yeah. No, yeah. They're stuck by scams. And I couldn't find the parapet. I got a yoke. I ate last night dinner before the show. And I ate on sunset. I ate by myself on sunset. I think I was like, uh, for here to go. And I said, to go. And I just sat outside on sunset eating by myself. And he's cleaning up like they're going to close. And he opens the door and he goes, are you good? And I was like, oh, I'm, I don't, yeah, I'm all good. And he was like, okay. I was like, he was worried about me. And so I was like, you know what? I'm going there and give him a nice tip. Yeah. He was very nice. You're, you're a good guy. Well, he saw me eating alone and I'm thinking he thought, is this guy going to jump on sunset?

14:14Oh, right. Can I have a story? I have my broccoli bowl. I know, who's going to tell anybody about it? But I was all, you know, we're, you know, we're Prince Streeters. That side street off of the Lankwisham. Yeah. You know that place? Yeah, we've been. I don't like your energy. It's not Lankwisham either. Yeah, it's Laurel Canyon. I don't like your energy either. Well, just telling you the truth. Yeah, I'm talking about Prince Street Pizza. I like both of your energies, but, uh, Okay, sorry. There's a dick sporting goods there, I think. It's a big five. Big five. God, you're bad at stuff. I just changed the names for, yeah, for effect. I just don't want to want to go there. Okay, well, then tell the story. Yeah, I'm hanging out there. Anyway, there was a homeless man that came up to me and he goes, can you buy me a tent? Did you? So I went into the store with him and he goes, no, I want a sleeping bag. I go, you fucking make your mind. Well, buy them both. You could afford both. So I got them the most expensive. Did you really? Yeah, sleeping bag. Thank you for that, because now he's on my doorstep. You can't make it up the fucking hill. They sleep on our doorstep.

15:14I got him a pretty good one. Not that big. $2,000 for a sleeping bag? I didn't do that. Is that how much they are? For like North Face. I know, I got like a $200. Who the fuck is paying two grand for a sleeping bag? Well, I would if I go went camping. Mount Everest. What would $2,000 get you out of it's extra pillow, with the stuff. The two, no, the $200 one is just as good. I don't know, dude. A $2,000 what could be different? Click on it. No, it's a, this is why it's a, what do you call it? It's a designer. Yeah, I want designer. I want bears to go, oh, Gucci. Leave the Asian one alone. He's in North Face. Yeah. Yeah, there's nothing, there's no difference. Yeah. The level of impossibility to get it back in that bag, you should get awarded life points. Forget it. Never tried that. Is that hard? You can't get it back in the bag. Oh, really? Yeah, it's for a lot of things. You can't get it back in the bag. Like what? The cat? Yeah. Once it's out. Yeah. Once it's out, it's getting scooped by a red tail hawk. Drawstring hood, zip closure,

16:15root, wrist, stop lining, rip stop lining. What is it when they call it? When they put the two cats in a, and they threw it over a closed liner. Meal prep? No. I'm saying there's a, there's a terminology to that. Do you mean when someone ties shoes together and throws them over? No, cats. The shoes mean someone died there. Yeah, I think cats mean something. There's no single specific term for let the cat out of the bag is what I'm talking. That has nothing to do with that. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's the term I was talking about. You let the cat out of the bag. It's, it refers to a European, an old German joke about selling cats in bags. People used to sell cats. That's what I meant. Over the phone. Over the phone wire. You're crossing your wires today. Your, your zips absoumen in two different places. You think, I'm sorry. I'm like I'm, I'm okay. I'm sorry. I fucked up. Thank you. Let's go do a different direction then. Let's change. Yeah, yeah. I apologize. I thought it was a term, but it's not. It's say I'm sorry to font fancy, fancy. A font. See, you're fucking up to it. You're doing it. You know there's like when somebody yons and you start yawning.

17:16Yeah, yeah, fancy. You get me every time. Yeah. How's this going so far, fancy? Beautiful. Yeah, it is. Yeah, you knew he was going to say that. He can't say anything else. Carlos's hair is coming in phenomenal. I told him the other day looks good. It's getting good. It's getting real good. He looked different too. I got to tell you the energy in this room is so good without McCone. I'm glad he's gone. Yeah, I didn't even notice he was gone. I don't think he's ever going to come back. I really did not notice. Did I even mention where's McCone? Not one. Put up that picture of that dumb ass. He sent him a, this is what he's doing. We go, everyone's working hard. I'm going to call him right on fire. Well, he's overseas. He's in Rome or something, right? Yeah, they have phones in Rome. Not him. You think you can afford a phone in Rome? His thing doesn't reach there. He's working on Wi-Fi. Look at this guy. Look at he face time. Look at this, Bob. He face timed him from the Coliseum. Wow. He went to go see Odyssey at the Coliseum. That's great. You're been forwarded to an automated voice messaging. Do a lot of phone calls today. Sorry. No, I like it. You are called. Yeah, he's gone. Hold you. He's dead. He's gone. He's gone. Yeah. I hope nothing bad happens to him. Also, Carlos, bring that photo back up.

18:17You're face timing with McCone and... He'll let me find it again. Yeah, I did a mask. I was in bed. That's just my breastplate. Look at your tits. Wow. Did he comment about your... I see a shadow. Beautiful tits. Why is there a shadow? Who's in bed with you? I feel a shadow in the other room. What do you mean? There's a shadow there. I don't like it. The shadow. The shadow. Oh. The shadow is talking about... Ladies and gentlemen, it's Adam Ray. Adam Ray. It's a great captain. High, sweetheart. Good to see you. Yeah. Adam Ray's here, everybody. Give it up for Adam Ray right now. Yeah. Hey now. Yeah. So, let's clear this up, Adam, for what's in for all. Let's squash the beef. Let's squash the beef for what's in for all. Man, why did I just... I'm the driver over. I was like, probably just going to bring up some sort of Korean beef right out of the game. Yeah, I love Korean beef. Well, don't be. Yeah, bulgogi. And I always do it. And it's a... It's welcome. Welcome to Korea. Sexual sounding foods. Bulgogi. Yeah. Kimchi. It sounds high.

19:17You used to go to school with them. Oh, Bill kimchi. Bill kimchi. But for... Thank you. I like it. Yeah, I'm such a good... I'm such a good... I love your laugh. But real quick, and then I'll let you... We'll saute it. Yeah. William, I went to high school with a girl named... Bitch Ho. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Bring up a picture of Bitch Ho. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Don't look her up on Facebook. She wasn't Korean. She was Vietnamese. Oh. Oh, yeah. YC. Yeah. And there was a hype fan after the HL. Yeah, you're gonna get made fun of. Yeah. It's not fair. I was... Adam Ray was too easy for Adam Gay. Adam Fatem. penis and tits kid, you know. You're a fat kid. That's why I'm in by that, yeah. Yeah. He's not a fat kid anymore. All right. No, he's a fat man. No. Do fun. You and you guys get together. You do charlars games. I like it. What the hell? What the hell? Draft Kings. Draft King Sports App is now live in all 50 states. That means from Texas to California to Florida. Every fan is in on the excitement ladies and gentlemen.

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24:24When I was you when we met I think and then I definitely thought when you open for me how were you good you're really good and then but then I remember the day when we were in San Diego and I was you know I did not dress well I did not I did not take any Umbrage with the fact that I mean I didn't have any money. I remember when I got my first check from the heat Bobby put me aside he goes hey put that away save it spend it whatever you do but you know and I know you're all feeling good wow the heat pretty cool right yeah yeah and some 11 30 spots in the OR wow feels good doesn't it doesn't feel good yeah that's why when you nothing's gonna change back to the grind baby and and and dude I said that and I appreciated it because then we went to San Diego a couple weeks why would I see that because you're fucking bully no because you're trying to shoot me straight and be in light like you could see me getting ahead I was getting a bit of a head I was like I'm gonna fucking big comedy blockbuster and then you hit yeah yeah you've never been that way but Bobby made me throw out my jeans he goes we walked into what's your jean store what you want self edge APC is it there was one in San Diego there was a run the corner from ACC that we went maybe a fashion gal fashion gal yeah don't make one of

25:28my parents are all that was a dad on a circle fashion gal I always wish my parents on the store yeah not like this you don't you don't yeah yeah so you go I'll buy you new jeans and I go uh oh okay and I didn't like know how to say no I was like yeah I was like I think my jeans are fine and you're like you look like you order those off a website that doesn't exist anymore yeah and they were also too big now I think at least like you know there's a everyone figures out like what their legs can handle tight too tight Bobby goes I'll get you these jeans are like $300 jeans I was buying $16 old Navy jeans oh yeah and two for one I'd go down to the to Bray in Prove and I'd hit that old Navy before after the show and be like that he's got a weekend wardrobe and then Bobby goes take him off right here on the street so I'm in downtown San Diego busy gas lamp district and I'm just dropping trow and I bought you a $300 pair of raw denim yeah and you lost it no no I still well I don't wear it anymore why don't you wear it anymore it was 15 years ago 15 years ago do you wear anything from 15 years ago I do actually yeah thank you very much

26:30well I even ask I what do you wear for 15 years T-shirts and stuff I worked for 15 years I have some T-shirts are 15 years old no you just rest them to look there no no no I have some but they're so brittle now I can't even wear them right baby I have them you have them still I do have them it is funny how do you think that we went to the thing or no do we what of the problem that we you and I have no please you want to get the beef out oh it's gonna be yeah the Korean beef we're talking it's full of gogitime yeah you're segment so Carlos told you right that I didn't I said that I didn't want you on this podcast which is not true it is that what him and is that what you heard Adam Ray show on Netflix you were being lazy about going on oh oh that's what yeah and I yeah here here show no and by the way I don't want to see can I just say that yeah yeah you're sounding defensive it seems as if it was real yeah yeah one would think this was real yeah yeah I'm calm you're yelling okay okay so what what dicks explain your side what you mean what side Carlos

27:32give us a set up Adam has a show on Netflix called the Adam Ray show it's fantastic please watch it right now on Netflix you know it's done an app and I just wanted to complete the puzzle with one of my other dear I get one of these people I know I'm not a puzzle piece by okay I think so okay yeah you are you're a little okay that's puzzle pop special what did you want me to do yeah he went booblay over you we want booblay over Lee all right so I apologize I don't know so what did you tell him I said he's being a baby about it that's not what you said to me what you said to me is I told Adam Ray that he didn't I didn't want to give him on this no no that's what you told them and that's what you told me that you told them no I told you that it was about the Adam Ray show not about bad friends I don't oh my god what do you like I'm going to you I'm out yeah I'm out talk of time out can we please explain your story then we'll hear the rebuttal because this is not solving any problems so what happened Adam reached out to me about having Bobby on Netflix's the Adam Ray show correct different from bad friend correct I reached out to Bobby maybe 19 times

28:38about it every time he said no stop you're not he's not done because because I texted yeah three times so we reached out the booker of that no no no response stop it so I go oh who has no Bobby I know Carlos Carlos is a control the calendar so that was a good move he said Carlos controls the calendar and also power over the room I go I'm gonna stop blowing them up clearly either he's not seeing it but three is a crowd so I did it let me say this it sounds to me can I defend Bobby for a second yeah please defend me I'm actually defending you know what last time we went to San Diego together someone came to us and say you guys are into comedy oh did you know Adam Ray he is really funny hmm and as you might oh Bobby took hold on to this Bobby took it really well I say oh yeah here's my body I love him so much he's great why do I feel like that's not how it went down that's how it went down he started smoking again it stressed him out so much he walked outside and smoked

29:41again here's what happened the server goes you guys are doing comedy down here you guys are comedians and we said yes don't know who you are have you guys heard of Adam Ray cheese funny cheese that's exactly what the that and Bobby said and I went into my heart we do know him yeah that's what he did we do we do know and then you guys oh yeah yeah yeah we do know him and you know that he stopped doing his podcast but we started one and it's the biggest show in the world so yeah I said yes he's one of our best friends and Bobby goes hmm you know is Adam Ray he doesn't know who we are I did not do that what do you do he said Adam is my boy no that's what I did that's a title that's I did you are fucking liar he's a fucking lie Bobby is the boy who cried wolf no I never cried wolf I've never done anything of a such such a sort yeah yeah I'm out 19 texts later what ended up happening 19 texts later I decide I'm not gonna lie like I always do this is Adam we've known him for 20 years yeah so I just gave him straight truth straight truth because I thought he can handle

30:43the truth he can I couldn't I couldn't he is one good man I thought that Bobby could handle that Adam could handle the truth like I thought that everyone could handle yeah but you're not as my representative I'm not a representative I don't make 10% so burn said don't go through him then so don't so go through Melanie go through Abby Melanie who's Melanie my assistant great you have a number I think I saw the Abby's email she'll look at you for sure maybe not the right date but she'll that is that is a fact it's a fact who's it Melanie Melanie yeah yeah but Abby's still your manager right yeah but she doesn't do my booking I remember when I used to reach out to Abby for dates and then she'd be like oh sorry Bobby's bringing Dean on these and then I ran into the I guess I don't know if you have to believe the same amount or whatever no no so no thing but then Dean and I talked to the comic story because it's when it's right at the turn of when I stopped opening you for and I walked up to the the the comic store parking lot which you know well and hopefully but let's call back to the the car thing I got it and so when you crashed into Rick it's

31:47a staggered he's the man but so so so Dean goes Bobby goes hey Adam he goes you want to go talk to your friend Dean here and I go and you're the big ground your face because you were like this is awesome like the opener is fighting over their feature time for you and that's the whole point of life totally and his goes he and Bobby goes Bobby goes hey Adam he goes hey cool guy Dean's trying to take your road gigs and I go what and he goes oh yeah man you're at Universal Studios you got plenty of money coming in yeah he goes you got that Wolverine cash he goes unstruckling yeah I go like dude I need the road work doing he was like and and you were like yeah he's trying to tell you that he he should come to San Jose Phoenix whatever and and that was shortly after that that was the end that was the end of it yeah are you um are you enjoying the road now you know I'll tell you this because it's exciting to see all these Bobby Lee dates dude yeah you aren't doing it good I'm enjoying it I know it goes on to November and then my special comes out and then we'll take a little breaky break yeah you know what I did the day all day was I woke up right and I had next to my girlfriend awesome we went to the pool right and we did a lot of grass and grab in the pool

32:54yeah yeah I mean I'm a mermaid grab out your your pirate oh so it's role play the pool is it a public pool it's my pool awesome but it is public it is public yeah you are a lot of you are that generous I am very generous yeah yeah yeah and so we could come around the back yeah no die real and I realized and I'm eating better so I realized if I can just maintain this lifestyle that's it you just coasting to the sunset yeah yeah that's all of it that is you've done it all what haven't you been doing that what the fuck are you talking you you act as if this was like a rarity like woke up late and hung out all day that's all you fucking do I know but every time it happens I go this is what I want while good it's working yeah don't change a thing kid yeah I'm just telling you that could be your future I yeah I can't wait yeah it does seem there are though but every time I feel like maybe just shutting it down for a minute but then you look at guys I mean Rickles went till the end right there's certain people that I think in all of us there's no there's no you get to 60 and you're just like I did it right I think there is maybe yeah yeah you mean in 60

33:55years yeah yeah it's 60 it's shut five years five he's 55 this year yeah yeah 55 and like a couple and soon like how old are you now 44 yeah it's like it's like it's happening yeah it's happening it's wild I mean I coughed in my back hurt today yeah that's it's okay yeah it's really cough so hard and then I was like I don't think I'm gonna be able to make the podcast but I've done this before to see this right here yeah this hurts that's how old I am yikes how do you be like that guy that monk that hell is arm above his arm above his head for like 50 years do you know about this guy I could do it for the rest of the podcast look at this yeah the monk you could never a monk or a barbeque party a marba Hardy 50 years 1973 has not lowered it for 50 years wow look at the fuck do you just pulled where did you hear this and why did you absorb it no time to bring this up yeah like I know about August 12 but you don't but now I'm hearing this in August 12th is in real this is real no that's not campy real 100% this is real 50 years yeah yeah look at his fucking arm

34:57that's like one of these before and after cream commercial like that's not the same guy you know these are different oh look at that look at him smoking smoke so much pot he just forgot that look at the finger though zoom it on the finger he needs a fucking manicure dude yeah that's why look at that look at the black now figured by that guy oh that's move on ladies ladies yeah this guy held it for the why how did I hear about this I listen to these these podcasts these like weird intricate podcasts my wife gives me and it's all got these weird little quirky stories in it and this is one of them self help or just like mpr like world human interest stories yeah human interest stories about the the the the the patients and the and the display of his beliefs and all this stuff and what what what lengths people go to to carry out their truth yeah right like like pitting your openers against one another someone's truth someone's truth yeah yeah you can find the truth on that wait Adrian I were talking about you know there's black don't crack what is the Asian version yeah we couldn't don't raise it don't raise it yeah that's right that's is that the only

35:58that's that's just that's what it is well I'm not the president of Asia you don't have to ask the yellow is mellow yellow is mellow that's mellow that's mountain do or that was me yellow mellow yellow mellow mellow yellow yellow we're a very mellow look at me yeah yeah you can be yeah yeah am I mellow right now for five seconds ago you weren't but there are times I can go yellow mellow you go you do go yellow mellow yeah yeah and white what a plate yeah white what a plate I think I think at at white it's gonna be all right it's gonna be all right yeah yeah when you see me at 60 is when you're gonna see the deterioration of my body that's not true I think we saw it but wait you mean like full beard like yeah you're gonna go oh he's now in the twilight you're gonna be Pat Marita oh my god yeah you'll turn into Pat Marita because Pat aged very gracefully I think you'll the same but he had alcoholism well you're an addict I know but I don't I'm not an active it but he wasn't active when he was on his end it's like oh he was yeah he's right he got clean he drank

37:01till the end yeah I drink it how old did Pat Marita live until I'm gonna I'm gonna guess seventy seven seventy six eighty six he's kind of big head news eighty well look at it said Patrick's Wazey first the internet's all hopped look at he died at 73 years old wow terrible it's all up Pat Marita alcoholism crotic it in happy days only two things he's known for right what else you need wow I mean karate kid look battle severe lifelong struggle with alcoholism began during his childhood ultimately contributed to his death 73 years old in 2005 most of his adult life while concealing the heavy toll it took on his personal relationships and also his career well I gotta tell you big thing does it say that he had alcoholism or no it did that's what I just said okay yeah it started as a child would you take at 12 he started drinking at 12 yeah wow riddle me this Bob if you got approached by I don't know Christopher Nolan and there's probably yes director that yes first okay that example Ben Schwartz yeah no okay you don't even know what it is it's I don't even

38:04know what the pat marita story and your playing pat it's too difficult roll I think you think I think you could do it in what way would it be difficult yeah is it a silent film dude Bobby would kill silent film that I would get so funny climbing up a rope you know if they caught him oh no it's a surprise he's doing a kids party he's running away he's being chased by the kid they got him forgot my car oh he is nice kids like my son is stuck up his fucking orange Julius hey fuck you kid stabbing man cutting his throat yeah and then squeezing tit milk and put cool whip all over it yeah perfect okay we get another suggestion from the audience we are nice nice guy can it be a nice guy yeah be a nice guy picking up a box taking out drinks serving drinks he said a movie theater by himself and I'm like in a set again and it always goes back to my go to that's my go to yeah yeah why wouldn't you do the pat marita star I think that's you really could you rip that because because you come from addiction so you

39:07could oh okay they're never gonna give it to me stop this bulls who else who would get it above you Ronnie Chang oh Ronnie Chang yeah all those guys would be get it before me Jimmy O' Yang oh yeah Jimmy O'Hara we can keep going there so many yeah so many talented Asian guys right now I mean the Koreans are killing it in film and they would find any good car yeah it'd be hard to compete but don't you know all the guys now right all the film I do I do I do I mean I had to call a text maybe a year ago from a guy that's doing very well and he goes John Chu you want to do something I go space he called him but it never happened never happened he's back by the way he is back never happened that that happens all the time that's the hats Hollywood baby welcome to the you got a call and it didn't pan out grab a number I know you know what I'm getting used to the denial yeah you're cruising at the highest out your own rocket ship that is full of fuel baby yeah you're on a concord I'm on a fucking chess now I have to stay below altitude you're on a fucking

40:07flying jet around the world with different chapters huh this guy he's where he's I've had so many chapters what's your favorite chapter this the final one awesome this final one is already the best chapter this isn't the final chapter for you it's a big epilogue this is the epilogue you think yeah yeah you know I'll tell you I'm gonna say something cheesy I'll bring it on but I was in bed with my girlfriend what are you listening to in my mind no I can know what's playing on go bongo on go boy it's always on yeah and because you don't seem like it just we're gonna listen to each other breathe type guy yeah also I'm not just on go bongo I have weird science playing in the back yeah I'll only have sex with my wife with comics unleashed on in the back yeah yeah I have because so Andrew I heard you like the fuck Bobby's been taking bluetooth since I know him and I gotta tell you what do guys need what do

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45:14I'm the I'm the casting director for the pattern your story thank you so much I think we got it good not good the next time if you want to come back the lines are about the lines are wax on wax off no see we got it we got it we got it we'll hit up Abby or Melanie whoever the fun yeah see baby thank you so much thank you so much because they just seen the world you so much yeah but you can stop doing that I got that okay that probably get him the role yeah they go he understands Pat so well it's all it's his own dance for five minutes you never met him I met him he was a star what are you doing you never met him you're getting a fight with the casting director you guys never met him all right yeah yeah how do you know he didn't do that he could have he could have you have those types of things too in auditions right you always hear about those guys that did the wacky shit my mom used to read so many of those stories of like you know Ving Rames took his cacad or something like like sort of crazy or Henry Winkler you know did a tap dance when they seemed didn't call for it you know but he's thought his character did it just all these weird little like go above and beyond step outside the box yeah and then they got

46:17tired of that yeah and they were like stand side of the box stands the box do do the stuff what's his name T.J. Miller brought a bear to the yogi bear all yogi bear all that's how he got it well for Bruno I auditioned and I was wearing short like jean shorts yeah and I pull a testicle out oh yeah I hate it that way yeah because it was Sasha that's so funny he and I came the reason why I got the dictator is because he felt bad that I didn't get the Bruno awesome yeah no because Bruno would have had her I think um dictator was pretty great it doesn't matter it was great either what you were it it's my story yeah yeah it's my story yeah what do you care more about making it to the world or or making being let's define let's define the definition of by your peers you know I think I have a combination of both to be honest with you you do yeah it's 90 10 though for Bob it's 90 percent peers 90 percent peers 10 percent world yeah do you think so yeah I think so and that 10 percent of the world doesn't like you that much yeah so it's really they love you they love you that's so you're saying well yeah I don't like to pull it back and forth back and forth

47:18welcome to Hollywood yeah yeah I like to be real about things okay be really yeah you like to be real you were sucking your tits for seconds shut the fuck up I like to be real cut back I like to be real about stuff okay my bad no here's what it really is he cares as much about the fan adoration as he does about the respect of his peers it's a 50 50 split is true yeah yeah it is I think you do you care way more about that yeah wait you're talking about the community what do you mean we talked about no we're talking about the store about people going over their time in the store we called out some oh man I could talk about that for days it's gotten out of control who we talking about well last night Jay how we Mandel and Russell Peters we called Mark to talk about it and then he called how we Mandel to talk about now well well isn't it with the whole of the funny show yeah it was Jay so they give me so I get the call from Greg right yeah yeah yeah but I need a good guy he's a good guy and so we called me up and I go you go think we're doing holy funny holy funny comedic I go yeah I'm gonna come on you know I don't want to get out of my state they know and I go who's gonna beat it right you know I'm gonna be dead and I do I get down there I go I'm like to do 20 I'm like to do 20 minutes well here we all know that

48:2220 I'm like you're not 40 you know she's me come over here oh not bad what do you want come over here it's so bad he's doing such a good job and you're just killing it I'm trying to learn how to do impress it fuck you man it's so bad I'm trying to learn okay do it go yeah yeah go I'm in okay well yeah I think that's good you have Jay Reno Jay Reno that's a mad TV you know you know I lose confidence because of you good you have two fucking much you live up here all the time that's how you walk around yeah that's you too confident okay you do he does Jay Leno you don't do it I want to do it you imagine if you just fucking Peter out on his own show yeah so funny do another one I can do any person you do okay anything Adam could do you can do I do it in person yeah do Tony Danza yeah Bobby Lee you know

49:26you can come welcome the show 20 yeah yeah yeah 20 angel and do look come over here come over yeah yeah you have a bad Rudy no that's the thing he's doing he's doing Tony Danza right in the new guy's me back putting in the potty pop we have about this can you do master splinter from Ninja Turtles do That one's yours, that's right. That's for you. That you don't have to do it. Bobby. Yes, Bobby. Yes. I said, twice. It was going to be the fifth ninja title, but we couldn't find enough ooze to make you funnier. Okay. What am I? You are one of super shredders. I'm a super shredder. How did you make it, Asia? You made it more Asian somehow. He was decoing there. I had to feed him to it. I had to split it Asian. Yeah. Splinter was the Asian. He was a rat. He was a rumor. He was a rat since it. He was Asian. Yeah. Karate rat. That's Asian. It was eyes. Got to be. Got to be. Yeah.

50:26You know, does the voice of Splinter? Who? Same guy who does the voice of Elmo. Kevin Clash. I know Kevin Clash. You see the documentary? Yes. It's incredible. Unbelieveable. Elmo. You know, finding an emo. Yeah. It was all about that. Almost started an emo band. It was all about it. It was all about it. It was all about it. It was all about it. It was all about it. I can't get any questions. Operating Playstation. This is excellent. He's going to invest money in it. So you ate, some of them grow up and play with them. Like, maybe get all the Best younger brothers, but that's not right, but let's go and get him some of his best younger brothers. It's beautiful. Well I've thought about it. I. Think about it too. Hey, now, put it in a little bit. Come on, wait, lend me a hand. Hold on. Go on. Yeah, Thank you. Or, click there. It's so good that documentary. What can you do at Joe Biden? It doesn't be challenging, but you have to do it first What Bobby? We're doing it come on. Yeah, I don't mind my administration

51:31You know, I don't know if it's your physical features, but you've made all of these Asian even if they aren't Well then forget it. I don't have any support from you ever Creatively when it comes to impressions. Yeah, and I all right. Well then I can sing let's hear I am that was just me warming up okay Oh my god you're on the voice Guys I was warming Go Where Yeah Right to tits. All right The kid loves the tits. He did grow up in Baltimore, Maryland shot at the Kevin clash Sesame Street. I would love to know What the residuals look like for fucking Elmo. Well, he's executive producer of um, can you imagine of Sesame Street

52:34It's got to be the most sold doll in Sesame Street history What do you know the story behind it right is Elmo was a thing before Right and they kept passing the all around right? Yes, yes, and the one guy threw it at Kevin clash and Kevin was a young, you know, black Yeah, puppeteer. Yeah, and he was like you're giving this. I don't know what to do with it And he went home and he kind of because you should have a gritty voice. Yes Yes, you know, like a grad like a Oscar the Grouchter Oscar the Groucher type of character and he goes I love that you know The foundation of Elmo is going to be love innocence. Yeah, and love and pure innocence. Yeah, and he approached it from that direction And he created the voice. That's pretty beautiful. You're special Everyone remember we went and saw the mr. Rogers movie and both cried, but we were four seats apart Why would we four seats apart? I know did I buy four seats? Yeah, you like your space. Yeah It's like you treat movies like majano's yeah, you get a little extra space. I do yeah, you sit over there I got all these That would happen. Yeah, well, we both cried. I remember you look at this. We did have a separation like maybe one or two

53:36I think it's because there was no one in the okay good. Yeah, yeah, but you looked over me and you were like you're crying, right? And I was like oh, yeah, yeah, right. You got him mr. Rogers. Yeah, it's the documentary right? We cried together. Yeah, so beautiful You don't cry movies do you So last movie you cried in oh, I know what I know we already started hell air hell marry I cried pretty hard I cried I cried a lot at Everything everywhere all at once. Yeah, I cried about five times in that fucking. No, it was a great movie and then I cried I cried probably the hardest that I've cried. I know what what the rental movie Huh family rental family with Benefasure that's bar remember bald. Yeah, it was so fucking. Do you ever see that? It was so fucking good so underrated. It's an incredible story Brenna Frazier puts this actor who moves to Japan to try to reinvigorate his career because he can't get working at L.A. anymore Then he finds like a job Which is him being a rental friend basically and they you they rent you out for a companionship

54:39And a group this connection and this it dude. It's it's my god. Absolutely stunning. That's great one of the best cries I've ever had one of the best like heart warming film I also cried Ernest Ernest goes to jail bald. Yeah, no camp all the all the earth those earnest movies I grew up with unbelievable unbelievable jim varnie jim varnie No, what we're gonna say genius jim varnie was a fucking genius. He was yeah, I don't think we're ever why Characters that get to make films like a Sventura like characters that you really believed were human beings. Yeah, yeah I don't know if that's ever gonna happen again. I was a budget of those movies. Oh, I wanted the 70 grand I used to memorize a Sventura sit like long paragraph pieces of dialogue and recite it to friends on the bus. Oh, dude. I fucking love that movie 3.5 million to make rose in the 23 million and is in the 80s by 23 million in the 80s. Yeah, so that's like 60 million now What did he got for that? Not a lot. I don't imagine they paid him a lot Back then they probably didn't get anything up front. He probably got all this money on the back end sales

55:41Yeah, but that did a lot VHS. Yeah, that's yeah, but I'm saying for the film We probably got I don't know maybe 200 grand or something like because who else did like on a grand like who else create a character to where it was just like now He's going to camp then he's going to Alaska then he's going to the bunny ranch then he's going to fucking you know wild waves And he's so good. He just went to every place and it was like just drop the guy and it's fish out of water, right? Yeah, fish out Yeah, that's crazy. What does that think of some of in space? We did do they probably did space? Ernest goes to space. Yeah, I think no, they did it muppets in space. They did a polyphantine. I'm talking about Ernest. Oh gosh Okay, I'm talking about fucking Ernie's kind of a human muppet Okay, so it's so funny. He was at a plane. Hey, Vernon's out of space Hey, Vernon's outer space. They did go to our space. Ernest goes to space never produces a feature length Although an outer space themed episode aired during the characters 1988 Saturday morning television series. Hey, Vern. It's Ernest Wow, Ernest P. R. L Winnie die. He died. Winnie die Not too long ago. I'm gonna say 2004

56:41I'm gonna go seven Seven eight Hey, go back to that real fast. No, this is 50. Yeah, this is an exploration. He smoked a lot Now is this is this was this a clever writing if you zoom in on his name is Ernest P. R. L So Ernest when someone is earnest and War El is that a play on worry or warrior or worrying He was like an Ernest worry warrior Dead Sea Scrolls what are you doing You don't think many times they're trying to interject that into the film. I don't think it leaves one of them Why why Ernest I think they write in a minute Have you ever heard Ernest before his name? They don't throw that into many scripts Ernest What are you getting so aggressive from me for you came at me bitch. You said this isn't the Dead Sea Scrolls. Oh fucking This space movie was unmaid but some fans think rocket man may have been oh that by Harland our boy Yeah, such a good fucking movie That's so good the reason I bring this up is because I read an article one time that went in the depths of Truman of the Truman show and the meaning was true man

57:43Every man he was supposed to represent every man on earth. Oh, that's deep and how he was representative We all feel trapped and a part of something else and we're all trying to find the real us as life goes on and most of the time It's right in front of your face. You're doing facial stuff, huh? I see your face. You're doing facial like getting facials You're getting some deep facial work your skin is almost too perfect. No, I shaved yesterday No, there's something rosy about your face very healthy. Well, you're gonna be a dad soon. Yeah, yeah Are you gonna announce that? Yeah, oh, you've talked about it. Maybe girl. Yeah, I don't know if you talked about on pods or anything like that No, did you take do the time you go you do the test? Yeah, I will find out who the father is like six weeks That's how I'm gonna talk can I tell you I think I know yeah mark mariner ding Delray Yeah, dude hey back You know how much I love that club she loves motorcycles Oh, I'm excited. I'm not excited. I'm terrified but I'm excited. Yeah, but I think it'll be good. You can do it. I'm gonna be silly I'm gonna be patient. I'm gonna be all about it, but I don't know who knows

58:47You know, we know I know it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be does that you're gonna be you're gonna be Twice if not three times the father that on Dracis That's a fact. Yeah, that's not too much You're dead. Yeah, he's got a beautiful daughter. Wow such a sweet little and she's bilingual She's bilingual and so she'll he gets mad because She'll answer she hears in spanish, but answers in English and so they're trying to curb that And what did she say will you do the thing you want to talk about making me cry? She loves this Did make here you want to make me cry right now tell them what you told me off the air about her That's what's Bobby doing here? And I said well he has a headache What's Andrew doing here? She's so cute. She's wanting to know what we're up to How she she's three three and she hears us in the background at their house. So she'll go that's Bobby Yeah, that's Bobby with Andrew. Yeah, Andrew's mad at Bobby again. That's what she says in the living room Wow Yeah, she gets to be part of my mental health

59:48So what I have at my house, Esther brings her kids over Colleila brings her son over wow, we have a little pool party And now you're invited side of days at night now you're invited now that the kids have a kid Yeah, don't bring a cat because there's red-tailed hawks in the room. Yeah, yeah My god are they really yeah, yeah, no, bring your cat. Yeah, don't you don't have a cat? No You guys have a dog two dog guy. I had got attacked by my sister's cat when I was in eighth grade and that's solidified me Cats, no, oh god Oh Well, good When you get a hit step by a cat, yeah, it's the worst because they they click before to let you know Yeah, and then it just hopped I look by the way. I'm sitting there. You to cup of soup. Oh this story gets good actually What happened sitting in a cup of soup by myself mom's out work and sisters out smoking or whatever getting finger And I'm sitting there and I mean my cup of soup. Why you can you fingered? She had a wild okay a couple years nice. Oh, yeah, but now she's great. Now. She's great Still getting finger. Don't yeah, yeah by dirt day my white rapper brother love and so I'm eating

1:00:51Shadow's shout out. It's the best I got his music just look up dirt day So I'm eating the cup of soup. Don't and I'm watching I'm watching say by the bell the college years most likely and I hear Look over like that and I'm sitting there and I'm like mid-bite and it's fresh. I've taken maybe two bites It's so hot this thing lunges at me And what there's there's no defense. There's it's in my lap So I put my hands up because I'm like I gotta stop saying boom spilled. I mean soup cock. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm just following fox. Yeah, I know hold on I'm seeing it Joe McKay. Joe McKay Spilled I don't want to say third degree burns, but I mean it was bad for at least probably three days And then the cat so not only is a cat so spilled and then the cats on me clawing Oh again, and then you know the worst things my sister you know gets home and I'm telling her what happened And she's like no way he wouldn't do that and I'm like Had cams. Let me ask you a question. Yeah, let's say I work for national geographic imagine

1:01:51That oh my god love you directing Bobby can't keep turning articles about poop We're gonna have to get something else Bobby's looking over all the uh all the african woman being like All right, I have a tiger sanctuary actually. I changed it. My god. Can you imagine go on right? And I raise cubs yeah to tigers. Yeah, so I go out and sleep in the sanctuary with the tiger they know me right But you come over. Yeah, would you go into the cage No exactly so why would you you know eat soup and run a fucking free cat like Ever there makes perfect and wait what the fuck are you to wait what When is needing soup in front of a cat been an issue? It's an old look it up look it up you cannot supposed to eat soup in front of cats. Yeah, like showing red to a bull Yeah, this is a real thing once you let the cat out of the bag You can eat soup in front of your cat, but but you must keep the bull completely out of the reach. Yeah, you didn't do that You didn't do that. That was your fault That's your fault Out of reach but not because it's gonna attack you because I mean Adam Adam it's our show the internet internet says

1:02:56Can cats eat chicken little soup and was it chicken was it Campbell's chunky? Yeah, it was cup of soup Cup of soup okay by Campbell's no less they did cup of soup they did cup of soup. Yeah, so yeah He had a cup of soup so go back. We'll look at this stop right there right there going. Yeah, no go back my friend You were there so zoom in garlic and onions these belong to the alien plant family and destroy a cat's Destroy the screen cutting out right to story cats red blood cells severe anemia So it was threatened by you so you were eating something that was gonna hurt it so it saw you as a now looking back I'm team cat this also I'm team cat over team that good good good, but now looking back I might have eggs the cat on because I was like Oh I did there might have been a little bit of encouragement on my part you can't egg warrant the violence. Yeah, okay But you know I raised my cats and I know my cats you raise them or do they just they know I have three cats I like raisins as they were the kittens. He did he breastfed him. Did you really yeah? Yeah, it hurt so bad

1:03:59You know and no milk comes out of here too. Yeah, yeah, that's by the way. I'm a man. Oh I've read your blogs. You zoo comes out of there. Yeah They All right, oh you sound like a cat All right I'm saying is if I had to sink a lion sanctuary you wouldn't go into the kid. No, no, no, of course not because you should be mindful And be aware of your surrounding oh, I get I get fired up when I see kids tapping on the protective shield of the zoo Yeah, I almost want those gorillas to break it down and just wrap I'll go one step further shut down the zoos Yeah, yeah, you really see world especially shut that the fuck down. How is that still going? I mean, I don't know But San Diego is home to see world and the biggest most popular zoo in the universe. You see blackfish guy Why don't see color, but I have yeah, yeah, yeah, I have regular fish documentary. Hi, I can So whitefish doing blackface. Do you ever see this doctor tonight? We have a whitefish sassimi in blackface Good is that new style the new style

1:05:00Okay, that's crazy black fish is why it's really expensive What I'm saying it's so fucking it's unbelievable. I mean, I saw this. Yes. Yeah, it's so hard break it traumatizing when it when it when a mother Can't get a hold of his kid when they get separated you You know, yeah, okay, forget it. No, no, I was on so I was in full support. I'm off. I'm off I went you're good. Have you ever been to the San Diego though wild animal park like if you've done the tour no When I was down there one time I we went and we went on the tour and you have this young You know, I was a tour guide universal studios and so I'm already a pathetic of course You are I'm already empathetic to the tour guide people because I'm like it's such a tough job because you're delayed your backed up But in the zoo This guy is calling attention to animals that 87% of the time are like I'm gonna fucking take an aptum Yeah, I'm tired inside the yeah, so this kid couldn't have been older than 24 We're going around you can tell it's like fourth of fifth day and he's like guys

1:06:00What my name is Brian and welcome to the San Diego wild animal kingdom tour who's ready to see some creatures We're going yeah, yeah, yeah, and we go and he's like if you guys oh my god You we're gonna for our first stop is Tony the tiger not the frosted flakes guy But he might enjoy a bowl of Fun if you guys get close enough look over there Tony is right next to that big tree Oh, don't really see it. Well, you know what we're gonna do a loop on the back And we'll see if we can see Tony next time and if you look over here You're gonna see Hank the hippo Hank has a sister named Henry edda and they came over from Zimbabwe look over in that creek There's a couple little no fuck it well Google picture of a hippo there and he just like kept struggling and we didn't see anything now every stop and you could hear You know as a certain point he would you know he was the scrambling. He was like there's a Latino family sharing a churro You know just to like call attention to something and you could hear people on the tram like It sucks three hundred dollars to ride that thing the zoo is a scam. It's a scam and it should be shut down immediately Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, there you go Tony tough eyes

1:07:09You're smoking inside Yeah, I didn't get in trouble, but how do we end up in that gym after hours? How did you get us in there pull that up There's one line that Bobby has in that I don't know we my friends Wife and so limps we did an Olympic submission tape taught classes in it It's such a fucking insane, but oh, yeah, your friend taught classes. Yeah, yeah, so that's how we got to run up It was spitting on us and choking us out. It's so fucking fun. It was the most fun. Yeah, yeah, click on the video What what year was that Adam? Do you remember oh man? I'm about to 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah 13 years ago, wow Exhibition tape Look at that some ice Oh my god hurt my hip yeah, yeah Smoking in a fucking gym. It's the

1:08:19Olympic anything No, you got to be graceful like a eagle like a eagle Grab the my's cock That means You In your heart God this tackle Kick it's so hard. Yeah, I remember how hard that oh, yeah, oh my god You

1:09:20Don't drink to drink to drugs this to drugs in your heart you have to believe All right Good day, we should do a part two we could we should we should get back out to the Olympics Do we ever make it they would take you guys? We didn't make it go to never made the car coverage though Yeah, never made it they never get up and B.C. He's gonna pick us up from that guys We saw the submission tape we we got to work with this guy. We couldn't believe it Unread my joining snoop and Martha Stewart at the panel Whatever what a revolution. She was like fuck them hoes and now my grandmother is like I love snoop yeah I love snoop how does he translate through every because he because he lasted so long on such a commercial level that like He just won over everybody he wasn't just a rapper at some point. He was a personality. Yeah, and it just look at that He's at the fight. He's at like Churchill downs. Yeah, it's insane. Look at it Highest balls right there

1:10:21You know, I smoked weed with snoop. Oh, you didn't yeah, I smoked all I want to do just yeah, yeah, yeah He couldn't keep up with you. Hey bailed out. Huh? Can you smoke a lot? No, dude. I'm exaggerating I could of course you could fucking keep up he's smoked All he does all day. I think the only guy could be with him would be Wiz Khalifa or Doug Benson I think Wiz smoked the most pot on planet. Yeah, does he really I don't think I've we shot an episode of punk with that guy and He was chain smoking joints. It was just joints just joints just joint. It was chain smoke So he'd light another one with another one. Oh my it didn't have a guy'd handed to him. He'd hand it back and smoke it Then someone who lied a new one. I'd never not saw him with weed. It was it was it was Impressive you were like are you high? Are you high? Yeah, he's function just He was just functioning that is one of the best parts of Sleeping next to a man is like when I'll get high like my her pregnant cravings are out of control So I'll be baked and then she's like oh my god We should get a pepperoni pizza with hot fudge in a baked potato and I'm just like That's exactly what I want You had my already ordered it. Yeah, I already ordered it already ordered it for my where what I remember

1:11:25Yeah, yeah, that kind of meal is very good when you're high Oh, yeah, you had your you had your day in the sun, huh? Hey dad did yeah What would be your go-to stony? It's actually in the dark. It was in his room With poop all over the walls. That's fine. Hey dude sometimes people like to paint. Thank you. We'll get creative Thank you. Hey when you were smoke what would be your move FIFA for hours or movies for hours Movies for hours. Yeah. Yeah, what could you would you play a little video games? Hi? I would as well Come of those and why you used to farm a lot. Yeah, yeah, you're still farm. I still follow the farm That's the game. What is it farm farm eight? Stardew Valley? No, no, no, she just said but Stardew Valley memory. Yes, it does matter It doesn't matter to me. Okay. How many no, no, no, no, I want you to be sitting there Yeah, fuck you. What do you have what do you have crops like? No, no, no, what do your crops like if stardew Valley say it? Stardew Valley gigantic melons. Yeah, big melons. Summer melons. Yeah, a lot of bok choy. Not a bok choy. There's some bok choy. Yeah, in the world Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's carrots. I love that. Yeah, there's apples standard farm apple tree. Yeah, standard farm. Yeah, standard internet farm

1:12:25There's a mallet melon standard fake farm. Yeah. Yeah, that's the melon. Look at that. What's the name of your farm? It's used to tag her belly farm. I'm sorry. Cool. That's fine. Hey, hey, every opportunity. Hey, every opportunity is a great opportunity Yeah, I don't know the owner the guy that created the game saw my farm and he goes that's the one of the best farms ever seen So I don't know what you're saying drought wait a second. Yeah, I love that dude. You just got so genuinely defensive and proud in this moment And I love that for you Eric Barone. I he came on the Tiger belly and he saw my farm And he goes that was the most amazing far away saying good for you man. There he is. How does that feel? Okay, it feels good and then he had a symphony at the Greek theater and I went that guy's just he conducts a symphony He wrote all the music for the video game and they made a symphony out of it. Wow That's in your face Bobby. Uh, I would love to have you on the show at some point your your Point is people I know no, I can also respectfully dude. I don't give a fuck if you are not doing it great Yeah, yeah, great. I'll tell you tell you the reasons. Oh, no, I'm alright

1:13:27I'll tell you the reasons. Yeah, of course. I mean, I tell you the reasons. Yeah. Thank you for being a bad friend Hello, I quit TJ Max dragged it the devil wears product to is now streaming on Disney plus and Hulu We are digital. We are downloadable. We are streamable The fashion event of the year is certified fresh Pull yourself together. We have work to do critics say it's smart and witty and the perfect sequel. That's all Get run way ready for the devil wears product to on Disney plus and Hulu rid of PG 13