THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 09-08-2026

0:00satelli A-yes We go roast and toast I'm Curricur And I don't know who this is over here Makes mark Thomas I'm never seen top is here Sir who you All right, you know what you say you are Thomas This is only mark Thomas you're going I guess okay, you know what? No roll up make the best of it the role of Mark Thomas whoever the hell this is

1:03We'll just let you be marked for now Thank you, oh, they like it when he gets it Just wait let me deal with him. Okay. All right. You see that hat walk that up You said I didn't try to warn you and Billy Brooks see what see what I'll see nothing At least I'm here But you know what when Billy gets here he'll be the real Billy will see You know because we know teeth No hat no teeth The only authentic thing around here is me Cory Coleman how y'all doing Well, I didn't sure that no I'm not sure but anymore. I don't even know who I am You got me so confused around here. Is this the real pixie here? Oh, that's definitely the Oh, that is looking in my eyes right now. Oh, yeah, that's probably the only real thing in here And it's positive it's struggling to get those eyes going in directions. What you say pixie? Oh, that is March Well, you would know Because you would see right through a fake it was over there She can see behind me

2:05You'd be glad pixie vouch for you man. Oh People how y'all doing welcome to the show this evening and this is show we take a movie that you have chosen By vote we still do that in some places in this country. Yeah, and some people still show up believe it or nothing the Supreme Court can't stop us No, they for now. No, no, no, no, but it's moving that you voted for in our poll and It's usually moved that's considered Very good by society out there, but you know what we take it We put in the grill we roast it and who knows we might even take it off that grill having a little bite Residu las and say you know what you weren't so bad after all toast it even yeah, yeah, I wouldn't bet money on it But well what on today's movie on any movie. Oh, man. Hey look. I was not in the favor I still stand behind Inspector Gadgeto. I know you But you ain't gonna sit here saying it's a good movie. What is good?

3:05Not that you know again, it's all relative I'm not you you know you you have your opinion. I have mine. That's right. I only like something that spider-man's in it Yeah, that's right and we don't like things with Jonathan mages in it so we can talk trash about it You know man. I can't believe that all the not gonna stand you say spider-man Man, I mean got John at the mages in it y'all can't talk shit. Yo, y'all don't do it What you man? We got 4,000 videos up and probably only 10. I'm got Jonathan mages in it 10 Thought it was five, but I'll tell you what when I knew Jonathan mages movie come out. We gonna be on his answer So you little right can't wait. Yeah, I can not can't wait for that window I was already like man cut in some slack till I saw that trailer. Yeah I tried to tell you know better than the Santa cut that man some slack I know I know I know When will I ever learn? You know friend to those who have no friends and those who have no enemies

4:08And you know you end up with no enemies and no friends you know, but nothing I know Oh, people how y'all doing I tell you we got some friends over here Sometimes enemies to be know what date Who it is open the chat fam starting to og chat no side Look at that Come on man, I decide that's two on the nose Yeah, I like it man. I like it too, but it's two on the nose. You say it's all nose. I like work Took you so long I'm a most of them weren't born when I was on TV They like to know the theme song well, you know what that's why we are getting the reboot with Hector Here we go. Yeah, yeah I'm sorry 2026 Try you to put Hector side on there Oh Wonder Woman's begging us not to do this roast today Coral no I make no guarantees Oh, and thank you. I see open the og chat. No I'm already getting happy birthday wishes

5:13That's not until tomorrow, but but thank you anyway, and I got my birthday brethren And am I gonna see you tomorrow maybe yeah, I was thinking since we have tomorrow I was thinking maybe we could do Something I don't want to see what it is. I was thinking to watch. I'll tell you what he is I was thinking to watch in those beauty in the black beauty in black episodes Talking about those oh, you know you originally said we weren't gonna do it Did I yeah, I got picked my wife up from the airport at 11 30 11 30. Oh, oh shit We go to more than 55 we're gonna see that movie. Yeah, you know that nine nine 30 We do something quick. Yeah, yeah, do something we have it. Yeah Cory's birthday. Yeah came around again seem like just last year with your birthday. Yeah, man They come in quick every year Why I think I was gonna see them are yeah, so I got some oh nice. Oh nice. You know

6:14I saw you coming with that bag and I say that you know that you know all about me. I was like that's for me Should I look at it now? I mean I got your tickets to a show But you sound like your girlfriends. I gonna let you go no I can't get a refund of the tickets well, you know You want to take pics I thought this bag kind of match What are you doing that way he's spreading these rumors rumors over here? Man, let me see this Margin me this gay bag is just People like see even Martin nose even your man knows you Let me see Wow It has the weight Yeah of alcohol no, no, it's a model rocket ship. Oh, okay. Oh you the data is a bottle finally Oh my god, what is this oh

7:16My man to kilo what is it to kilo to kilo? Coro Coro Coro Lelo Or Coro Lelo mm-hmm and what made you look this looks the bottle looks amazing Well, you know I just see those bottles and I thought they were novelty bottles and then I had somebody who drinks to kill all the time She's like no, this might go to really yeah. Oh, you know what I'm glad what happened here. Oh, that's a bomb. I thought I thought this was a camera Did I not the mind you you knocked the camera the way? No, okay man, I have been up I'm a little loopy y'all I have been up all night It's been a lot of stuff that I had to take care I'll tell y'all it's like a lot of things are just coming in at though at this moment, man And I've been having to answer emails and sign sign stuff and and this is what this went on to like four o'clock in the Morning last night. Yeah, yeah, so I went to bed woke up early and it was just on my mind to just

8:22Get the roast together today. I did not want to postpone it. Yeah, but I am yeah So I got up early and got it out the way got it done. It took all day to get done long enough thought it would but Yes, I'm just letting you know. I'm a little I'm a little out of it, but I'm on one. Be all right, but At first I thought you're gonna say I got you this bag make sure you take the key out of it give it back My god, I got my hat tonight Come to a little strapping everything Ikea bag so it is yeah, so they must have been during pride month, you know how these corporations will be like Hey, we're all about pride until the month is over and they like it the shit Are you guys get the hell out here? Yeah, man, it's listen. They these corporations they about nobody but the Brazil They don't give fuck about nobody. Yeah, right. Are you green? Right? I think that target we were talking about something for

9:26Hispanic heritage money like yeah, targets doing a big thing like man Why would y'all still believe target on anything? Yeah, I don't believe no one on anything Now the only time they about gaze blacks Irish I would I don't know if but the only time there about any kind of cause is when that cause seems like is good business Mm-hmm. It seemed like some some some some kind of wave they can ride Bring it right away. Exactly. Yeah. Oh there he is Yes, the he is Then he is Why am you talking like that? Oh, it's that Billy Billy boy Billy boy. Where have you been? Darling Billy? I Have been down to the farm and I have not done no harm That's where I've been darling Billy Oh, no, oh there it is It's open garage is open. Okay But anyway Back to Back to this man. No, thank you so much man for getting this. Yeah, I really appreciate it

10:29And I was like give me the biggest bottle you got So what you're saying is actually cost $20 the bottle's just big no It was not cheap at all. No, I'm just kidding with you but somebody somebody did do that. Yeah, somebody got me a big-ass bottle That said now I want you to know don't drink that too quickly Use up a very special occasions because that right there is some of the best tequila you can get I mean look at the size of the bottle It that tequila right there it cost around Probably a hundred and eighty maybe two hundred dollars. Yeah, and I was like wow. Okay, shit Let me go ahead and uh Let me go ahead and be careful with this and then one day I want to drink it But I say let me look this up and see actually how much this cost yeah I looked it up that shit was like $49 some of them Oh, okay Yeah, it was just it was just the big-ass bottle they thought I was gonna believe it cost that much because it was it wasn't a it wasn't a good looking bottle Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't shit the bottle product the tequila's probably worth about $10

11:32You probably paying $30 just for the bottle, but I was like I'm like, okay I didn't think because whoever gave it to me. I was like you did not spend no $200 on this You ain't got $200 in your bank account right now. Yeah, I would never even consider doing something like that Okay, this was not nearly that much But I'll take it in I'm fine. Thank you very much. You know, I love tequila. Yeah, yeah And I've never seen this before so this is something new for me to try right right right can't wait to try it tonight I'm gonna pop it open and pop open now. They're not having none of this This is mine That's you know, you want do you like to kill? Yeah, I know you don't okay my mic cracked is open Oh You don't want any Has been

12:46Oh, I see you like tequila Now you want to sip? Yeah, don't mind I don't know the bottom I might stop putting rat trap down Budget alcoholic wimpy's Get to you take the bottom There you go I never told you Martin knows this I never told his story about a old boss of mine um You know resting piece. He's he's gone now, but Old boss of mine We used to buy food and put in refrigerator at the office that we had it was my first thing then It's that the first anime studio right there and I used to eat cereal over there because I used to get there late and and I didn't have time to eat breakfast So I on my break out. He's just a bowl of cereal and maybe a muffin or something. I don't know, but anyway

13:52There's this boss of ours He didn't had he would he had no real embarrassment about going in there and going to shit Yeah, and so I walked in one day and I saw him he was he had a box of cereal and he was and he had his hand All back yeah, yeah, yeah, oh real box Who say a box for now? And his hand but he had it he had the box and he was eating that shit like he was eating the bucket of popcorn Like he's already like the back of chips just dig it in yeah Talking look at that. Yeah, like he's eating the something red all the stuff But he was like digging in the box and just eating and I looked at him and I said I said done you want some cereal and he's like Huh, oh? He's like, well, should I mean it now? I thought he was gonna say I already got some cereal Yeah He was embarrassed until he realized oh wait, I'm the boss It was almost like what shit you got me so I mean And I know what they should back now

14:56Now for now, I'll do bring two boxes I said you know, you gotta watch your shit around done You gotta bring tribute for him Gotta work my big two, man Well, man, if you dumped a bunch of cayenne pepper Well, that was the joke I told you I said I was thinking about getting the box and putting a mouse trap And then he just uses all the in here That'd be the one day he didn't go in there and then you forget going there Do you remember something where it was like a thing on the internet where a woman who worked at a office her son would come in And just go through the fridge and eat people's lunches. Who is this? It was it was something on the internet because I remember it was a big thing That was a lot in the offices, but yeah, yeah, yeah, but she would bring her son in she was like Well, I don't have daycare form. He got to come to the office and everybody was like all right cool When people go through the fridge eating people's lunches and one guy got tired of it And he sabotaged the sandwich like I think he put like a bunch of peppers on it and shit and I can't be screaming

15:59Ah I didn't like it. I called him an asshole like man you should have done that. Oh He had to have been the villain. Yeah. Oh, not well. He all know. I do how he deserved. Oh exactly. Yeah Keep up to for you whole big old bike. Yeah. Oh, yeah, or you read for a kick-in. Oh, yeah Submission today Why does mom it's all done? He don't eat that stuff Yeah, yeah, that was it. Yeah, her thing was like he's just eaten Lunches. He's not even really hurting anybody and a lot of employees are like oh, it's okay And that one guy was like no it ain't wrong. You better be glad to put no goddamn thumbtacks in this How about you bring his lunch? Yeah Well, I thought a lot of work. You know, I got dick here He even damn one of jigsaw puzzles The jigsaw traps

17:00Yeah I'm riding on a tricycle The wanna play a game Keep fucking my lunch, you know, that kind of kid he'd be right there next day. He does shit. Yeah. Yeah I'm serious. Yeah, he's kind of like look that you got me that time Yeah, I'm just be checking before You remember, Don? Of course, of course. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm serious. Yeah, he was notorious He was going to just eat people cereal and and always got busted, but never stopped. Oh, that's okay He's probably bust the boss I mean, you probably like oh, you know, I probably shouldn't done that, but you know, I did You know, I did it, but he would always act embarrassed like oh, oh my god. This is yours, but then just keep going You know some people like that. They just mind me grab shit. They mind us to grab stuff Like my dad will do that at like at their house. Not anybody else's house. Yeah, so same Like like my mom will have a play the popcorn out and he'll think he poured it out and grab it and start eating she's like Are you doing

18:08And it got to the point where people started they started just tonight if you had stuff there after Don was being discovered for doing that You just let it there and let them have it because you didn't know if he went in your box or not and nobody would take chance There's nobody would knew what you're dealing with you the boss, but nobody know your dirty hands right right right We've all been arrested because it was it was an office That was small had one bathroom. So you got this watch with everybody would you go take a shit? Oh, yeah I mean, you know you you knew passed by and see them sitting on a toilet I got that it wasn't little wooddrows or anything, but Man, yeah, a lot of y'all worked there. Yeah, yeah, and you had and you had the people who You got to know people by their bathroom habits because you had the people who took shits there And you had the people who did not take shits there like I can't do it. I never took a shit in that Yeah, I drive all the way home Yeah, I'm just me look I will talk about me taking this shit out of mind telling you being honest with you

19:09I mean, you know everybody does it so I don't I don't mind joking about it, but I cannot do it in a public place You know unless I absolutely have to yeah, I'm the dude that y'all gonna get mad at me at airports because I'm the guy that goes into the family bathroom The one meant for you to take your baby and change them on the handicap like you to wheelchair you just gonna wait You gonna be mad at me when I walk out cuz do you at least limp when you come out of the bathroom? No, you know, I'm having me a jay of k-pop you have in New York. I was like Oh, I got the urge to purge and they were like they were banging out like hold on man I have to hold this one No, I will walk around that bathroom and hold out sometime. That's been times it was it's like I was about to explode But I will hold that shit and I will walk around that airport until I find a bathroom that's dedicated for one person Yeah, and and and and I will use that I cannot do that out in public I just can't sit in a in a place as communal. Yeah people talking outside and see we've got me jay of k-pop Empty when I walked in

20:11It was just Everybody doesn't point the same time yeah Man, I had that in high school too where I would have to go to find the bathroom It was way on the other side of the camera. I have a car, but I just came up points right around that time after that where I just like set myself down and say you got to get past this man I I have not I'm not past it I am not and I would just have to be it would have to be a really emergency real bad situation for me to do it I just is and I'm you know I do think it's silly, but I don't I just not past it. Just a hang up a mind Yeah, but if at the office at the time So you had the people who they didn't give do I think no pun intended But they yeah, they were they didn't care you know they they they they in fact they they almost were

21:18To you know they they almost got a schedule they they were almost to the second on that schedule They were they were taking shit they were they were dependable Yeah and the one that was And the one that was the most reliable I ain't gonna say her name, but it was it was a girl Yeah, she and she and she let you know like she would find a magazine and stroll past everybody with them You saw her own that that magazine you knew she's gonna take a shit And she was gonna be in there for a while You never thought about timing it so you could get in there before her just just hang 30 minutes. We already knew We already knew getting there before this person. We know that schedule. Okay. Yeah, if you got a piss going there Before the the fucking bunch going Yeah, but you know what Ask when I first learned that matches are some of the most effective Yeah, cuz because uh One time somebody took a shit and there was no matches and we and Susan the woman who was the manager of the office. She made shit again going to whatever the equivalent cost goes was and bought that shit in bulk

22:21Like we ain't ever going to get one of those matches in hand fucking up this fucking up this office Because and the women would blow that shit up more than man And I would I wouldn't want the girls you know, I'm gonna have a say that might even ever tell you but The the the tiniest man you'd be surprised at some these tiny girls Yeah, these girls would these That was one girl who was it was two girls that were normal when they're taking shit one was not as As you know reliable as the other one as far as the schedule goes But she would go and she had no problems letting you know you know, I'm taking a shit and she was going there And she was a tiny girl, but she will blow that shit up man And it's like I protein guy That's where when I see I have the thing about when I see a tiny girl I always think you take us a man size shit She's like Like if you shoot her She's gonna have shit coming out of the

23:22Yeah, man also I know that we're on YouTube right now. I just didn't stop the flow of everything I was doing a Q&A show yesterday because I's had to do some labor day stuff So I'm about to go and take YouTube off. I forgot about that. Thank y'all for telling me Yeah, you two been ticked talking. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know a little little I don't even want man. I don't even when I see a small petite girl and she's fine as hell I don't even want to think about her man the man is cuz I know she's going in there and taking like giant That's part of it. Yeah, that is Yeah, I mean, you know like that stated to dalsers girls dating time and then every time I had to go Like join and the lobby and she said where are you going? Say you know the fuck? Downs in between I'm like a rule no more You can be nasty girl. I can't imagine taking a magazine to a public toilet or one that's got people around like Yeah, I can go if I gotta go and this and this people like whatever I gotta I gotta do this

24:24Right That have a sooner than usual You're using me messing with a boy while then it comes out Okay, I got some tell you The get who I just mentioned you do not remember this person name but uh, but she used no she's she rolled up that magazine And took took a stroll through the bathroom I'm a pan you to be in there Well, we would she would uh do it like sometimes doing break times. So her break with you spend taking the shit The bathroom Sitting in there reading for a long time. Okay, she wasn't in there like for 15 minutes or so it was like about you know

25:28Five minutes something like you can't deny anybody the bathroom especially a woman Yeah, they can be any other kind of thing that's that it's going on in there you'd be a boss and see what happens to you You don't That's for sure, but you know it's gonna be some pushback It well push I mean you know some some micro aggression some some snag comments. Yeah, I mean look You know what kind of job you have but what if you say it was it was quick and no yeah But I mean even if she was in that for 15 minutes you can't tell nobody quit the shit Yeah, yeah, you're too long you have to whatever's in your production schedule You have to actually rule in bathroom time right you know 15 to 20 minutes and believe me boy they were They were strict about time, you know, but that bathroom they left you alone like we you had to be in on time every day I mean, and this this man was trying to he had a he had a huge contract He had this contract from the people who made Barney. It's that religious thing that I did

26:29He had a million plus dollar contract and he didn't want to fuck this up And he had to like bring in a crew and make sure that he was still on budget And so and these deadlines had to be met because he want to keep the these the because you want to keep working with these people Because that the imagine to do was that if you produce this first episode If you produce it well on time on budget then we will work with you again and they did But he but yeah, that you had to be there No later than nine something, you know like if you at view there at nine you're late Uh, you had 15 minute breaks twice a day. Man, it's in prison shit You have ten minutes in the yard. Yeah, yeah We would do a breaks we have to look at the way Or just walking around y'all supposed to look at the way Shit, Adam is with the light that we shanked But yeah, and they were strict it was so strict that even at At six o'clock It's a god damn Abraham he works for Disney now he actually has uh, he worked on some kind of special the recently that was promoted by Disney

27:30He was in their Introducing in the special, but yeah, he he's a funny guy man and every day at When it was time to go he had this hammer that when you hit it It would make it like a shatter in glass now. Yeah, yeah, and at six o'clock Which is when we were going every day he hit that shit and you and he's like Y'all ready to hear that hammer And and everybody got up and that's when we know it was time to go and Susan came in and said damn me we talked to you Oh, man We believe that the hammer makes people too excited to leave And that they might stop working a little bit early. So could you please just retire that Yeah, I mean it was maybe we have fun we have fun, but some shit it was just kind of like it It felt like it was fucking with the schedule She's like she's like so y'all just gonna quit right on time That's what she's saying Y'all ain't got to get up and leave right at six

28:33They didn't like saying people leave and mass exodus I mean it was time to go Yeah, I guess they never worked at a state job because I work very hard I guess she was like five o'clock like y'all and just just drop pencils Yeah Like like I guess you thought we even we weren't giving them the the every minute like the last five minutes We would like drop the pencil and just wait for the hammer to drop Which is because boss is like that they don't like they don't like to see you just get up and leave like they want to see you Easy out of what you're doing in I'm telling you they try to suggest like well, she probably stay a little longer You know We like you you put in that extra time Yeah, it's man It's man for for for for management and bosses is all about the visuals Why you think they want to bring you as back to the office? I have a friend that goes to he's quitting his job Because they make him drive to San Antonio for a meeting that he could do on zoom

29:34And I'm not I know that sounds crazy. I'm exaggerated next time you see and you ask him about it Oh, I don't doubt it. He's like why are y'all fucking asking me a drive? Yeah to to to San Antonio I live in Austin and by the way I live in north Austin Yeah, the opposite end of San Antonio. Yeah, and they were just they were like well, we just like to know that everybody's present Can you see me? I'm right here on the camera right here camera. He's ready. I'm present my fucking image on zoom is a You think you think it's a picture of me This is stuff animal The man cardboard cut out me the fucking ceiling fan blows a little bit But I think that we even like if he's doing the camera on you can still hear me interact and get engaging and stuff like that and whatever like you know It's that that's you right is about the you know, I zoom meetings nobody ever has a camera

30:34Like when you first went to COVID me when you were doing the The zoom meetings and I was you know, I get dressed get on there and after a while they were like hey, could you stop doing that? Nobody else wants to put the camera on really Yeah, man our cameras are Yeah, and by the way, I'm not I'm not talking shit about the job anything. I'm very grateful that I had it I'm not so if anybody who used to work with me hears me saying this is not me talking bad about anybody actually These are these are fun memories You know You know why she was so cool about taking that shit she'd he she would be like yeah, I took shit's everything She let us know but man, we we use to have a lot of fun in that office man It was just I was my first office job. I thought that that's how offices work Sorry Last name no, but if you work me know what I'm talking and the thing is if you're working me even about it say her name

31:36You knew what I was talking about right right there was the people that did not take shit I could tell you the people who did You can't love it You can't keep talking I didn't take no shits. Uh, this girl named Deborah didn't take no shit. So we're never I She told you But that's the thing he said it was a small like you have to know like okay, oh such just go to the bathroom It was very intimate around that and that's nothing if you if you were to get off people from being in the bathroom too long get an office with more than one bathroom Yeah, I had a shit list Yeah, Debbie no dude I Know she did not No, do do yeah, I didn't I don't think Dan with that hammer. I don't think he did

32:38Uh, you know, uh, oh, you know another guy gay dude I work with you know him. Yeah, uh, what's his name? But you know, I'm sorry. I'm a nice guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like guy. Yeah, yeah, no, I love this guy You take no shits over there Yeah, the no poo crew Yeah, I would have to join their career can't be the yeah, especially the unisex bathroom man, I went to that building a few years back and yeah, it was It was trashed. It was like it was like it was like on bk's road. Yeah, it's gone now This like there's new office buildings Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I went over there and then started walking through and and I swear to God I heard some homeless man or something in there and I got to fuck out of there But it was it was yeah, it was all yeah, it was all You know just it was the shambles man windows were broken and everything. Yeah, yeah BK's Man, that was homeless people

33:39Man, when we were over there was like there was there were homeless people in the woods Yeah, I can Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right over there by rolling with them cross over there in somebody's yard though, you know Chit yeah, yeah, that's what was so crazy. I used to I used to It got to a point where We were had such a a sharp deadline that we had to put some people on overnight And and I was put on overnight, you know So I was working from like eight to two in the morning or eight to to to to four or something like that and I remember I'm been walking out, you know The creeping you know even yelling sometime all right. I got a I got a weapon Look, I thought I thought those homeless people were right now That's it. You know, that's how hard will be start man. Yeah, you know damn killing the woods and shit Well, you know, I mean putting you on overnight Uh, you know not not ideal but if you've been working for a gaming company a video game company That that eight to four would have been eight in the morning till the next four in the morning. Yeah, yeah

34:40I didn't mind it. I actually liked it. Yeah, we was very small three people, you know, because that it wasn't like where you could uh You know, you put on a strict schedule and somebody's watching you at your desk every second. I mean, you know You know, yeah, yeah, man, we did our job But we played and talked crazy about you to play the loud music brought in TVs and watch movies on night and shit It was fun. I got to like when people were left. I got to take a shit Not to say yeah, at some point I know you took a night shift. You think about yourself. Yeah, yeah Yeah, coach is clear. He has to go ahead. I'll walk up But now it was it was fun times man. I was you know, I have fun memories of all kind of things So yeah YouTube I'm so sorry because I people like man, he but kukos. Oh, you know, yeah, you know, I have to I have no choice That's why I do the Q&A shows for the the the the youtubers out there because we can't stream copyrighted stuff on yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, what what's some of the best stuff they asked? Well, you know what they did ask

35:42Did ask a question, but I don't I don't want to derail the show I'd like to get into the roast sooner than later. Okay, but they did ask that somebody did ask something every that thing It was somebody who already asked me this question somebody's infatuated And I don't I can't really blame them. I can't find your email. So all right. No, somebody sent so the way the chat works is people send super chats You know, they pay to have the questions answer and so Somebody sent one today and I I could probably scroll to try to find it, but I don't think I can But somebody and they asked me this so somebody is kind of obsessed with this San Antonio Spurs mascot Have you seen this? Oh, you haven't seen this coyote Martin. So they're called the Let me see here the same more coyote Oh So let me see here Martin. So you you you are familiar with the San Antonio Spurs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I didn't know about their mascot. I thought it was a spur At that would be that would be the logical

36:44conclusion that it is Well, it would make more sense they're called the Spurs Then Texas, yeah, San Antonio I you know, listen, I know it may sound crazy, but if you had a dancing spur out there. Yeah, it would make sense More sense than this crackdown coyote radio Yeah, this coyote is on some shit. Yeah, he's on that's a coyote on payo People Looking to my That's just trying to get sued by Warner Brothers Yeah, you see what they're like. These are two ways like wildy coyote. Yeah, we gotta be getting some praise At that point choose another animal. I choose another mascot. It's right now. Yeah, we're gonna take wildy coyote and put them on crack

37:46My man been in 35 years This is a craze I had no idea Would you got him a 40 you see this make no sense Like I really want to know the maybe there's some origin that I'm missing But it looks like they got this fool right out the gutter. I mean we do have a lot of coyotes around And half of them are maimji. Oh, I thought you said have them met that oh, no, no, no I mean, I don't chase roadrunner they eat cats. Yeah, yeah, he cats are crystal Or maybe it's supposed to be a coyote that smuggles people across the border I know whatever he's doing Yeah, cuz they've been there 35 years It looks like a coyote that is smuggling drugs For the cartel and all of those balloons exploded his ass And he's been that way ever since Yeah, he ain't been racist 30 years ago this coyote and put balloons of coke up his ass

38:50They all blew up and he ain't been the same He's a new the county new Fuck you Like 35 years when is this shit where all when is the high come down I Just come to the game They should see me You You do the ball He stole the ball from there right there His halftime y'all know it's not Yeah, he's always hallucinate Yeah, he's shaming the games. Oh, he's still up there shaking hands You have to play you have to play against the legendary team. Yeah Yeah

39:51Hell they leave his ass at the stadium. Yeah, I'm still at that like okay. Yo, yeah, great great. Yeah, great Yeah, I don't know what the origin of this thing is man y'all maybe I can tell me that's worth looking up Yeah, cuz I don't I've never I'm y'all y'all know me. I don't keep up a whole lot of sports I've seen his ass, but I've never thought you know, oh, that's the spurs Eyes of glow Glazed over yeah tweaking look at his tweaking totally tweaking Like a me today Ain't changed a bit. I'm still high as fun. Oh look at this picture, man. I love this He's in the whole thing you holding out on me No, man Where's my shit man? I gave it to you He pulls his eyes off he rides a unicycle What yeah, he pulls his eyes off and rides a unicycle Okay, so they are I saw right the unicycle one time. I went through again. He pulls his eyes off and rides a unicycle

40:55So they are embracing that he's a drug addict. Yes, but he's in a mask a whole thing Like every other mascot probably right I mean We're talking about the mascot holiday. That's a little barfall Yeah, it's like everybody's in this way. That's a participation Yeah, you even feel it sounds good riddles in it. Yeah, say come on You're like who Is that a purple really as a purple gorilla oh And at least you know he's a coyote they the who is it that in the hockey team it has an orange monstrosity You know, I'm talking. Oh, oh, yeah, he was on reach it Uh, oh the Philly Phanatic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah Um Somebody send me a video gritty. Yeah, gritty man You know what I look I got no problem with it y'all make these man the crazier they are the better I want them all to have a drug addict recovery backstory on them

41:55Gritty yeah, the great of the mascot messes name. Yeah, there Gritty watches you with night Jesus. Oh, yeah, yeah Said who's who's higher gritty other coyote. I don't know man. Gritty is terrifying Look, I can tell you what you won't either one those fools hanging over your head You wake up especially not that picture a gritty in the middle that dark one right there that one that one that yes Yeah, that looks like you're making five Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, Freddie would look at them and say hell no No I'm moving about this You got a problem man. I got no problem Five nights with that coyote gritty how about that? You're stuck in the basketball court at night with them hanging out Yeah, this is yeah, I'm all about it make these mascots as crazy as you want to Gritty His name is gritty I by the name is terrifying

42:57Oh, shit Oh, rule 34 Oh man, oh wait, put that back up and over on the side is like somebody comparing Jason Kelsey Yeah Yeah, you made Jason Kelsey's just the orange version of this the white version of gritty A gritty is the orange version of him yeah Yeah, man. Oh, if somebody has That video of that coyote what's that coyote's name by the way, but if somebody has a video him riding the unicycle of pull his eyeballs out Look let me see that I love that just embrace it. Yeah, he's and it lazy too Everybody's got a name. He's just the coyote They're dirty. Oh

43:58I emailed a couple of odd videos. Okay Thank you. Appreciate it. You own it Coyote eyes are detachable. You know, I think I've seen this Oh It's like he's so high You know next time he does it they should have blood packets I take some off the ride to unicycles so he can see where he's going. Yeah, that's that's it Yeah, next time I'm having them the beans come out

45:03In the middle of everything We find the fake guys back in the sucker punches All right, thanks to everybody thanks to everybody for letting me know that we are streaming on YouTube because I did not know that to you Tell me about decided to leave it up there for a little bit so that we could give a little YouTube's a little some Little some X-Tree over there Uh Hope that answers your question No, I think the mystery is better You know, you try to get NASA's the ruins illusion Let's see. I think what we made up was better. He's a damn tweaking coyote from the cartel What I mean like he's he's a goofy one that their master does it like that grew up from Phoenix sons

46:07He's a gymnast in there. So he's always jumping off of things and Well, there you go y'all that's our story He's a he worked for the cartel. He smuggled some cocaine packets of the ass. They all burst and he was just who we have today I think there's way more entertaining than anything you would look up on this coyote That's what we going with every now and then he's so high clauses eyes on there you go put them back in You Let's see all right y'all so We didn't say hi to some people in the chat chat how y'all doing toasted evenly how you doing Uh third street saint OG is up in here night crawler only mangalan griffinix Han Cholo is up here one eye Johnny is here Mr. Man is up in here Edward Collin Rayia What is this uh coopsie daisy and what is this night night mark me

47:08I think you know if I seen you before I'll just say yes because every time I say that it's it's a yes also Uh-oh 20% off subs today. Why is that I don't know but it's getting us to level two Uh, you know, we had some height trains come in How was I doing? You're birthday? Tomorrow tomorrow Yeah, we don't know rush on that Okay Guess I'm staying in town on Yeah, I was gonna go out of town on there, but I'm not anymore No, thank you and Martin thank you for this man really I I really do appreciate this Crack this open man and you know what I'm here. I might even I'm not even drinking And with that Thursday Yeah, I'm just gonna leave that I always good since there's so much of it. I'm gonna take a sip but I'm gonna leave that on my on my On my bar for a little bit. Yeah, it's decorative. It is you know, I got people I got a nice bar

48:10Whenever I want to like really impress people I light it up and and it really The bottles that you get really do make it man. Oh nice and bottom. Yeah, I mean You see how much design work they put into these liquor bottles because they know they're gonna sell a lot Just based on the bottle. Yeah, there's another one. I almost bought you because the bottle was so pretty Yeah, yeah, no, I love that and man I'm I'm a simple man today if you really want to give me something for my birthday I'm not asking but if you want to give me something if you give me a bottle of alcohol Don't do no chief shit now. It's my birthday You know, I ain't asking for I ain't asking about $200 bottle You know, you know if you want a lot about it to go ahead. I'm gonna look that price up anyway, but No, just give me a nice bottle of alcohol and I'm fine man Uh Man I was getting so much tequila for my birthday. You never had to do a tequila party Yeah, I was living on a small condo But we opened every door open every bathroom and open the balcony and somehow we fit people in there

49:14We fit a hundred people in this place so many people Yeah, I don't know how we did it, but we put a hundred people in that spot Uh, and it was yeah, it was it was uh, it was fun. I even brought somebody over to make to the tacos I had a bartender in there. So yeah, it was it was fun If I ever get to that point again, I might do it again. Anyway, y'all who is that making the tacos? Oh Um man, I'm gonna put him on a spot like that. I haven't talked to him in a while. I know. I know. I know Glasses. Yeah, he's oh, oh Matthew Matthew. Yeah, yeah, I haven't talked to Matthew in a while But yeah, yeah me either. I haven't seen it But we have we'll have to try to try to do that again one day. We had a lot of fun with that boy that tequila was fucking people up Oh, yeah A lot of amateurs yeah Yeah, we had people pass out and showers throw ups We had people that have been a parking lot pass That's exactly why well, I mean I'm nice to go back over there. You tell me the one you said on down in South Austin, right? Yeah, yeah, I mean we put a lot of people in there a few times for other things not not I didn't go to that party

50:20But yeah, we know we said that place is deceptive like yeah You get a bunch of people like how does everybody open this? Yeah, I don't know how that happened man We had some great times man. Oh man. I was in there for about 10 years and I got no 20 years and I got that place thanks to Martin you and your wife. Yeah, your wife helped me find that place. Yeah, it was it was real nice man So Tonight we just been going down memory lane All right, let me go ahead and cut off Y'all course Uh, let me go and cut off the YouTube all right youtubers We didn't mean to be here, but decide to just keep you here in fact. I wasn't a bit long So I can be give you a little something, but we have to go So good night to you people on tick-tock you probably see us right now We have to leave you too But if you want to see us for the rest of the show come out over to twitch check us out there you can check us out on kick

51:21And we will see you somewhere at some point later. Thank y'all And there you go get out of here. All right Get out of here Get out of here Get the fuck out of here I want to put it Eight feet tall We talking about this and I didn't know they did it. This is movie called food of the gods is based on the H.H.G Well story, but they modernize it is a movie about these uh this this this concoction is forming like bus loose and makes animals Large and carnivorous and angry and aggressive and um you know it's one of those killer animal movies from the 70s Like they had jama ski-dos and giant rats giant chickens Yep, and at the end of the movie

52:24They pour the formula out and it goes down this stream and you see these cows drinking and you think oh shit We have killer cows now, but then they show the cows being milked and they cut to a school With these kids like uh drinking it and in the last images like some little kid look at the camera and drinking it Yeah, and I thought okay Now that what they're gonna do kill the kids next, but that would be stupid that I go and do that and they did Is that the hell we ain't Food the guys to right. What did you just say Go Just shot like a giant Bound little this up. Yeah, just little kids. So yeah, so they made the uh so they made the the sequel in uh And yeah, this little kid grew to be some giant asshole Yeah, asshole. Yeah, he's like he's like he's like that he's like let look that little shitty kid this mean to his parents

53:24Except he can beat his parents ass because he's a mutant eight-foot kid and this kid comes out and damn The clothes Comes out a belly shirt and he's telling his mom get the fuck out of my room Look at come at little belly shirt. Yeah, yeah, I'm tired of his pose Look at it. He coming out with swag. Yeah, yeah, I know you're in my room. I tell y'all about this Bobby Pull the hell is Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, what you you want to be my new daddy? Yeah, yo, yo, Colin boy. He walked out like he just stepped out the prison Yeah, yeah You know, he just got out like he's swollen shit look at yeah

54:25What the hell is this Okay I wanna meet He's gonna hear like all right Yeah, I can't do no with that I said you had a kid as a grown-ass fucking man Just a kid Like you come out the gay wing of the prison in His shoulders all back Your colleague

55:30Bobby Fuck y'all Call me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, little bit you can't be springy shit like this on us Like Come on Can you know boy man 35-year-old tragic Shoulders back and everything yeah, look at the way he walked the door you know he was in way down to come in oh Yeah, we saw you All right

56:33Yeah The one of yeah, I mean about the end. You know some little girl I think she was great We didn't even know you know what let me before we go then that you got me Let me see if I can find the end of that it's see if I cuz you know I'll say these things and then I But this sometimes is better with car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true Let me see here Yeah, in the food of the gods credits. Let me see cuz it look in my I might be exaggerating But I could have swore ended with some kid drinking milk and then I don't know and maybe we're looking at the camera. I love it with drinking Here

57:35We want to see one eye just one eye So here it is So there it is it's the formula going down Yeah Yeah Yeah Oh Now we can capture you Yeah Like There's the cow and there's the school

58:38So you put you And she was I Did No, I think she did look it's dark because it said boy she drinking in milk so she got Yeah I I Know

59:46I Is Maybe Well on YouTube but you know every night and we just like to do one for fun And that might be one that we actually look at that movie is crazy. Well, which one's crazy one or two? I've never seen two so maybe two because it's got a jacket and I I knew I saw them It's dark and shadow is shit Yeah, I saw it right Yeah, no, she's Don't like You Don't No She got that just too

1:00:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see you doing that What the hell You must have got in here has anybody ever seen food of the gods too Oh, I know we got I know it's probably not a lot of people The members in the audience and our community that you know I Orange angel you one of them you always here we you and I connect man you always you're not He'll be the first one to put the clips up Oh, yeah, he's there time we talk about something especially his old he's like I got you and he puts it up That's what I'm saying You hear my bad you support me but I come on man. Oh wait a minute a Liest a liar is that he saw saw both of them So what's what's it like man Which one's crazy? Yeah, which one is which one is crazy? Oh, that was better. I thought it's gonna be both of them Yeah, for Ryan's angel was in here he would he would actually be putting the clips and telling me he's not in here right now

1:01:49Oh somebody said it's all below. Yeah Let's see here. Yeah, whoa, I'll look it up Oh Man, but you right I didn't notice he did look at the camera This is the one this is what you saw earlier and I'm drinking it He's tripping ass movies The first one is crazy, but the second one is odd is what is it with probably the one you want look at then What's called food of the gods? Yeah, based on the story, but it can't be okay You had that wrong. Yeah, she was man. He's she will yeah He says just wait. I got something for you. Yeah, I don't know if that what you saying about me or that girl It's you with the girl saying All right

1:02:50Just you wait Let me see here Everybody let's go ahead You've never seen either no, it was always curious I thought you would have since you from that period. I know I know But it was like one of those movies they were they were showing the afternoon like plan of the apes Yeah, but I somehow always missed it. Yeah, I feel like I saw a lot of those other animals giant animal attack movies, but somehow I always missed them And you should see too because they'd even they when they tell you what the explanation for food of the gods is You know what the actual food is no it's factor man. That is the food of the gods out there minus and along So Man they say that this is the real But oh, he barely come here man. I got something for you man. I'm really barely come on man Like no, no, no, he can listen. He's gonna miss out on something good right here. You know

1:03:53I'm just trying You want to be biggest from like that boy we saw food of the gods too, Mark You want to be not be tall with a belly shirt man if you want to lick your smile But he's bad No, I'm looking at these bad movies with this great food over here. You want to talk about food of the gods Let's talk about our sponsor today, which is factor And you know you've heard me talk about factor Martin. I'm busy you busy. Yeah both of us trying to we're trying to eat nice We're trying to eat healthy. We're trying to take care of ourselves. That's hard to do when you've got a tight schedule out there or but Factor makes it possible to have a nutritious meal and a very short amount of time factor meals Their chef crafted Dietitian design ready to eat meals so you don't have to choose between your tight schedule and so on As for what I don't know you don't have to do that no more back to got you know what Rest easy Martin eat nasty no more Factor got you fact of meals the reason why this works because I read it two minutes

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1:07:03Today He's just being by That's But we got you And today we have you the emergency roast Yeah

1:08:16Oh, y'all will be fun today will be a good time good time today Can't wait to get into it wasn't worth Wasn't worth stopping everything Well you gotta ask Oh those freak ass memory Yeah Hey Martin, that's not right man Still a good man the nut job too still range best family animated movies here You are so cheap Man you got a wayward why I say that I don't know but I love it. That was eloquent this hell mark Oh mark and take those string of profanities and make them sound as elegant as he does right there we appreciate you Martin

1:09:17Thank you not my finest moment Martin yeah, it is Well, I see that first name Marjo Gortner. I was like oh he was in nothing but trash really I don't know if that is he was that they actually did a documentary on him because he was when he was a little kid I thought it would like a lot of like a light colored curly hair When he was a little kid they indoctrinated him into a church where he was like preaching and faith healing and all that really Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know, he got all the hurry and kind of grew out of it Start acting got a lot of you know substances and all that but he was acting a lot a lot of be movies Marjo Gortner. Yeah, I'm only looking at see what he looks like. Yeah, yeah, because Dr. Miriam's Marjo

1:10:17It was it was like back when he was acting and everything is Yeah Yeah, I'm still around Marjo Gortner. Oh Oh this dude, I've seen him and stuff. Yeah, man He almost looks like that dude from their greatest American hero. Yeah, yeah I'm gonna get back when everybody had them curly per Yeah, they're curly permed a curly blonde permed Yeah, I mean this guy I did not expect him to live to get old. That's good. That is good way to go Marjo All right All right y'all ready for it. Let's go ahead and get to this roast that we have to do today All right, everybody it is Tuesday and it is to be Tuesday. We have for you love beat the hell out of me

1:11:19Stop wait a minute It's not to be Tuesday. We have an emergency roast to do right now People stop everything to me go back to where you came from we have something that is so urgent right now So crazy that we had to like Change our schedule stop the presses and move something up in the queue Yeah, people Let's slide it on up Yeah, something crazy happened last week Well, you know what Billy? It just might be And some of you might remember oh, it just seemed like yesterday We did a review on a movie a little removal a little movie and Amazon put out there people say is Soon to and destined to become a classic star in your if somebody who is not a stranger to the roast at this point A good friend gal godot as you say you might know as long as the dog gal good oh yeah, well one to one

1:12:22I've got a big day in court today I love you monkey 99% of defendings someone is telling the right story Now we're calling Okay, what did we forget this time? I haven't forgotten a thing Maya You know what this movie It it earns points for Before you even see the trailer it just It is stupid just by the description Some movies describe themselves and then you could be one of craziest dumbest weirdest movies ever You've ever seen but they got a way of describing it to make it look like oh this might be good. Oh, yeah No, I've often seen some bad movies, but the description sounded so good. Yeah, they often get us by the description No, not this this tells you around the back. Just don't make no goddamn sense. Oh complain later No, we told we told you before you even saw a frame on this movie. We put it in words for you

1:13:25But you decide Wait, wait, everyone else step back Come here People just buy the plots enough to say this thing is insane so Gal Gadot she started as a high profile lawyer. I told y'all something this already you might have already seen the movie I'm gonna tell you getting on she's a high profile lawyer I Have profound love that movie. There's nothing else My brother shit lawyer or you a high profile right who's about to make partner. Yes That's a partner well, that's staying with this one deal with Maya who's the girl in the the lawyer here She's she's made partner. She's good and she's so good that they gave her the case where they got a star witness Some dudes about to rat his boss out and of course My boss is being who they are and he like I ain't having that and he puts a hit On this guy that's about to squeal on him except that

1:14:28He went out and and like I said, I guess he got his man up a crag's list of some you try to Try to save some money because it's stay he got to do that stays on the phone and instead of doing the hit He called up the lawyer Maya right here say you know what you do it He found it out You know what you do it. I don't know where I'm on the phone and give you instructions, but yeah So I need you since you out jogging right now you love to run so much I need Joe asked to run to this witness before he leaves that hotel room and I need you To pull the gun out and kill him now. I packed the gun for you like a lunch and everything If you go and look in the woods as a sack lunch and then with a pistol in it And And just in case you thinking about playing me. Oh, yeah, that call that I made on you that you thought it was your son Yeah, that's me calling and let you know that I got your boy. I know he's died better. I already gave him some cookies a nice creep You know, so I got a sugar. I got his sugar

1:15:34I just say I got a cookie right here waiting to give him we got one more bite. He's gone Yeah, god, yeah, and actually it's an insulin drip, but he like hey I'm just a couple of drips away from open dosing this boy. So if you want to play keep going So you better get this job done You wonder if he tried five her first All right, I gotta step this up Yeah, this mob boss called about 10 people are rated all up with two high And he finally got this guy and said well, yeah, I save you some money. Don't worry about I do it I'm sure when he got on the phone. He talked to me. I'm so good. They don't even know why See yeah, you see I passed the savings to you because I don't even do the head. I actually get the lawyer to do it Hey, it's worth every penny though. It's a new thing. You know trust me. We got this

1:16:38Yeah, so so can she can she can she go can she actually go through with this and furthermore Can she go through it on time so that she can save us son from that last dose and that last cookie Before he sits up there looking like a damn real one People let me tell you something the reason why we stop not I don't tell you now because you just heard the description, but this is this is truly one of the worst movies of the year And it's it and I gotta give it to to to Amazon It's almost like y'all have too much money So you just do stupid shit like this just for just for shit's and giggles. Yeah, it's like Jeff Bezos going into space Yeah, yeah, I spend a lot of money to go to space and do what? Yeah, Amazon dance way too much money. Do you make him bush it like this, but I'm glad you did I don't know what is about y'all, but you put out one movie every year that is consider

1:17:41It makes my list of worst movie on the year and y'all are streaming. I bet it was two this year for you For from from Amazon. Yeah, it might be like you bet that that won't over. Yeah, they're balls up I gotta think about it Because this one is definitely because balls up is the comedy. You always get coming a little bit of a pass But played eight play. Yeah, they made Kevin. He was last year. Yeah, I was oh that made my list last year Amazon makes movies of such terrible quality that they're streaming But they move up onto the list to to hang out with the actual theatrical releases That are terrible good job Amazon and We are doing this because it was just not enough to do a review. No, we gotta go into the cracks We gotta get this fired up. Oh no, oh no, we gotta go through this with a fine as to comb and go through the details And why this is so bad a simple review will not do it is just too much stupid and crazy shit in here to point out and here we are About to lay it out to you right now, so

1:18:42Well, let's move you start south cell phones You know and their effect on society It's that's a big theme here and part of that message is It's made everybody sloppy With it with their business. I mean we're talking about the opening of the movie right here Uh, a no one being subtle with their shadiness Now if you creep it on your spouse I ain't saying that that's a good thing, you know, but you know and you can see this guy right here So I'm not hitting his side to piece pull them nickers out tonight Tonight we're those nickers XX like oh you think that text could never be found by anybody And you boy you know, settle to like you said he just put it out there. Wait him draw girl I'm talking about a candy bar and I misspelled I put that XX on there, but you know that I'm being asked for the night Your titties are yeah But my wife is gone. I ain't talking about those nickers bar nickers bitch. I just like to stop and talk about how bad the writing is

1:19:42To write that text. Oh, yeah, Amazon tonight. Well those nickers Hey, triple XXX. I'm nasty. She's like is this yeah, but you know what Creeping on your spouse. I ain't saying it's right. What is normal? So him putting that out there If he got caught with it, he might have him a divorce or you know some you're gonna have a hard time But he's gonna have some explain to do but it ain't like You think like these criminals Who putting this shit out there? You know talking loud on the phone Not being settled at all before legal things You don't say that on the phone. I didn't hear what you said. He said anybody found out about this with both dad You know the crimes about Grab of code somebody How many drugs you like to purchase Yeah So who's bringing the party treats, you know, who's bringing the party favorite?

1:20:43Yeah, don't get the sugar when you go to the grocery store. We got that white girl Yo G where'd you dump the tool somebody's hiding a gun This is a tool The yo g says you have to know good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's man Obviously hit a weapon somewhere now. I don't know what shaman's task to do that thing But I know he's up to no good if he's on this tech right? Yeah, shaman's is probably the co-feather Everybody in London is doing something shady and being terribly sloppy about putting all y'all's business in the phones don't ruin everybody The city has got the most slang I think I've ever heard my life They're laying it out there You show dude yeah boy, like they have surveillance and London like we could not even imagine Yeah, yeah people sabotage and flock cameras. That's a city of flock cameras. Yeah, that's probably why they don't care about just putting it out there They don't see it anyway So no one of the villain here is using a phone to commit murder because he blizzed right in with the rest of the fools

1:21:45Too many of them too many talking shit the same time I'd be better doing them in the phone so I can hide behind these fools They only notice what you ain't doing so shit I mean everybody else is doing it so shit The fact that they tried to hire a hitman he stand down What so One of the things that this movie is getting praise for it Is it's an Amazon movie that's not doing shameless Amazon product placement in here like what the world did and they're right Because I went through and watched a lot of scenes and I carefully looked for any promotion in there And so you know I went through and I did not spot Emotion at all. Oh wait me there's a man right there. Let you know there I When we say was something He's He's hanging out knows our This kid for 2026 got a twirpin 80s

1:22:46And that's an original he man Yeah, they know they know they know kid this nine years old got no original he man toilet. That's he man. I had My boyfriend left that house Oh Six out of it But hey, it's a movie called the run and I tell you we quickly get to our protagonist right here Who is Maya and her son Noah and she's getting him ready for school and she's getting herself ready for her morning run

1:23:46And we know that something bad is about to go down because They are getting ready for their day in the Hollywood movie way You know because they announce everything they gonna know my god. Well everything first of all I hate this and now in every movie almost every Hollywood movie Either you and such a rush and you're doing it for comedy are Everybody just loves each other before they go to work and they go to school You know like she's up here doing hand job for us Oh I Like you ever see any parents like my mother who never did I never I wish I would do not we do that So she'd be slapping me in the face Got them I'm just house boy. You don't eat your cereal get your ass up and go home. Oh, go get on that bus Yeah, yeah, years of raising kids and getting them ready for school

1:24:46Never a moment. No, it's always come on you guys get get your stuff together Why are you still doing this are you are you leaving? Yeah, where you shoes that yeah, yeah, she was in on you already Yeah, yeah, I have every morning Cory Cory, Eric Cory. I'm gonna cut the TV off and keep looking at Cory it's your cereal Cory you're gonna miss the bus Cory and like I said the most famous line is get your ass out this house You know, we ain't all about that. Nobody ever does this. No, how do you got time to do all this? Yeah Secret and shake that even dark outside Yeah But we must establish that she's a good mom. Yeah, screw me going off for an hour My kid shows up when he does and I'll sue you I'm a hot parent in 30 In the movie as they get ready the movie keeps reminding us oh Did you know that Noah has died beaties?

1:25:47We change your incident part Boy the movie stops to actually check his numbers. How are you numbers? Night six Uh, and just the case she forgot that he has died because it was a whopping 30 seconds to go Seriously that we talked about it and don't forget to check your glucose numbers Martin, I wanted to die beatings that's something to do with this club And it's will for brimmy gonna come out talking about the diabetes Do you have your syringes? Did you eat your old milk is great for diabetes? Don't forget your nickname I want to have diabetes is going to play into this story Also this boy could do all these diabetes So this boy He could do all the diabetes but this fool Kate ties on

1:27:06Oh Everyone You can't tell you got me He's too old nothing me know how to tie his shoe I mean in struggle look at them My

1:28:09But you know his little dumbass gonna get snatched Like man something was going to get yeah like like right into that And I you know what and let me see if I can actually find the clip right here Because because I didn't get this clip But let me see if I can find this because uh That not give me anxiety man you never go get that now that I have to cut the shoes off So she Where she uh he's walking to school And she just said fuck it she let him go to school to order to the shoe on time I Like my mother would do it because she was tying the Yeah, every morning we done it is fun up. Yeah, yeah, it is your time next time don't forget to check your glucose numbers Okay, no watch this Watch it look She just said fucking I That's the one that was tied to not she like this

1:29:13You You want to walk in there looking like down far as gum She's barking me I don't know what I You know what you did yeah, I know so So yes, so you know his little dumbass gonna get snatched up but hey so Maya is uh You know since she's a high profile lawyer that means she's also a strong woman and she don't need no man She got this guy named Ted who she shut his ass down real quick She like just to just to just to show her who has real nuts over here. She hung up on his ass mid-sinn and see you in a mile You're trying to argue my point, but it's not even my point. I gotta run I'll see you at the office Bitch I'm You're every time with her

1:30:14She got a whole new photo Now when she runs so she's oh yeah Cuz she's the runner look at she run I have To point it up line. Yeah, we're running close I'm like running she running my nerves right now coming But yeah, she is the runner the title of the movie the title character and You know again, she's a High profile low strong woman so that means that she's also very competitive So she's that kind of person you know, you know when she goes to the park to run everybody hates her man When she gets to the park, you know, she everybody they they're saying yeah, he comes just bitch right here Cuz she's aggressive You know, it's not good enough for her to go to the park and just mind her home business and put her headphones in there Just run like everybody else can't do it. She can't do it. She got to go there and race Other people who aren't racist and that's the thing about it I'm not even sure if the other people know that she's racing them

1:31:15Cuz I think these people think that this is just a crazy woman who started to chase them because you can see this guy Fuck And the longer goes on the more really don't come in Crazy Which It looks like she's running them down You see I know y'all see this Every Man

1:32:16Let her You I see your finest On you Go for your morning running start breaking out the sprints like that Hases when all shit here she go again, and a people probably don't even go the time the day she go sure Because you know somebody runs up and tries to laugh you like that but way from way back. It's unsettling That's why he's like what are you doing? Stop right. Yeah, so So after she's done stalking her prey she finally gets the car

1:33:19No, it has been kidnapped who is this way on my son's phone Because I have your son Oh That would even her fault that's a director I did yeah, it's so much director It is not her I'm so sorry if it is her fault that's a little bit of me That's awful god that was terrible Hey listen VHS shit That's the zoom in when the hero is about to deliver a one-liner Yes, yes, yes it is Always been on black And And by the way I'll tell y'all y'all think I'm being mean, but no I Told you his little ass was stupid because it wasn't hard to snatch him. He sold himself out. I knew it He's yeah, I knew it. I knew it. I bet you I know what it is I don't say that on them this He sold himself out for snacks

1:34:19I Stop the food to talk about it three times I bought the audience tell them about your diabetes you're bad I feel like You know you ain't supposed to be in that sugar right now. Yeah We just checked your numbers right now. We did all diabetes commercial. That was good now I'll say I don't have to get some cookies ice cream from the stranger and she tried to tell him boy Like like she madly god damn it up. Just stay there. It doesn't look at you. No bad, too You know stupid ass just stay don't go nowhere Yeah, look at where are you? I'm the temple and she's like all right stay where you are you stay exactly where you are and he ain't even listening because I bet the caller promised him more snacks. Yeah, don't move. I've got to go now Your friend said we say no she can knock it's next Yeah, I got to go No, stop you stupid mother I got to go now the ice cream stuff on you

1:35:20He Ireland God damn it boy. I like the accent is gone boy god damn it. You can't hear I have stressed I have my voice right now To do mommy. No boy Yeah, I gotta go yeah, yeah, yeah, he's talking happy meals. I got roll. I don't move Go on and get someone candy what he said We got more shit. We have sugar free Yeah, he's cheating. Hey mommy. He's giving me sugar money

1:36:21I'm getting right right now Numbers you help me back from this. Yeah, no, no, it's in fucking numbers Yeah, the number snacks I can eat today You know he told me he told me I even have diabetes He said you've been lying all time He's ran a stranger I never had diabetes mommy What's the room speed? God damn it. No, you love don't I gotta eat more ice cream Yeah, I've got a better face don't you take another goddamn way Oh mommy The numbers go So now it's on the craziness begins and it starts with the paranoia because because the boy just got snacked

1:37:22Tell you still he's still eat nice cream right? He's on his second school We got this boy man It's like like Halloween you got a basket of candy right now But it starts with the paranoia because they still out there so the mystery man He could be he could be anybody in the park he could be anywhere nearby and know it could be nearby And of course the movie tries to get us with some of these fake outs and these fake outs are just Ridiculous man. I mean it just like come on man. Don't make them that obvious This will be like a complete to be this is people this is this is This is comedy right in for the way they do this yeah, so where they do these fake outs because they're so obvious Why do you know that just happens to be a kid dressed just like Noah got the same haircut just stand Stand up feel like he's the bledwitch project right right she was tied to yeah

1:38:26It's dead in the face. She sees that haircut nothing and that's certain that best and she swoops down on his ass like a Hulk Yeah, I thought she was gonna look at the fly weight Although we don't see a number that kid Noah did not know that's not him sure I know that could be Noah. I mean they act on saying like they look alike what plus that that call sounds like AI Uh also On this brightest sunny day They got some dude out here dressed like silent bar Cuz nothing says shading is like a trench coat. Yeah, and listen. I can't blame my up with this one because My man is out there. He is pretty much doing pedophile cosplay Yeah, cuz he's dressed like a pedophile in bright day like Hot ass son at that. He's in all black in a trench coat. He's also got the pedophile creep In the park

1:39:50All right Watching you but I can tell you why I'm so My man must have been waiting in the trees for her to get befuddled and confused because he While she was distracted he struck while the iron was hot and got the last laugh Fuck you It's me getting bitch How's the field? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly And if you hear him he actually laughs To the flash for a second that's a That's a car that went by If he had hit it with me like a train run to that one Yeah So now that he's toyed with her it's time to get down the business

1:40:53And from there we start this is this is where we start to see just how stupid this plan is Yeah, let's get the lawyer It's of the of the of the witness The the to get her to kill her client. Let's get her to do that By making her run miles Through the city. Hey, want me to run? Keeping you running keeps you where I can track him also any infinite number of things can go wrong So you want her to run in crowds of people are one the business cities in the world why you want a A time punch and also I can probably track you easier if you're on if you're in a cab by yourself Right, right or she could get a cramp she could twist her ankle anything. Yeah, exactly Yeah I mean she can run like a cheetah real fast for short distances, but not all the way over there Making somebody run To do to do any kind of goal like this is stupid right. I mean unless you want to torture that person

1:41:54But yeah, if you want a clock, yeah, right right you the motivation of her son not dying should be enough to You know to be able to track her to get across at least across town. Yeah, no as I said the This mob boss. He was trying to save money He he saved money by hiring Instead of a hit man. He hired a hacker. That's where he yeah, that's where he made a mistake Then the man can't hack anything, you know, he hacked the phone right here That we see This is good. That's the one she hung up on you Yeah, yeah, you can tell by his smile. She just run over him He's thinking like but one day though. Yeah, yeah, he's dead. He's hanging in there. Yeah, I'm playing the long games. Yeah, I just spent three years I just keep smiling I just keep with this goofy as my The group is possible to give you so me well, she's like lay out and started more for the long

1:42:56Yeah, how many free days I got out this fool Yeah, I know I ain't got no ass yet. I ain't got any had to give up nothing for his stupid ass Yeah, I might not even say he buys my insulin for my kids That's the thing. Give him no shit He buys that shit out give no shit He kept my kid laughing last three years and I gave him a nut but But he could hack so of course he's hacking the phone and whatnot Apparently and this is the thing if you if you're If you're insulin dispenser is online and can be hacked. He got that too That it is quite low, isn't it? You hacked his insulin dispenser Now you would think that if he's doing all this hacking it would be easy to somehow I don't know hack this guy a little bit closer get closer people who are closer around. Yeah, to do something Instead of the fucking runner that's five miles. I tend miles across town You know, there are people in the room with him with guns that could have done this right right

1:43:57I even question his timetable of like well this has to happen right here at this time. Yeah It was like look you just need to take this guy out before he testifies Yeah, I'm gonna say why he's got to be at three o'clock Hey, he's a hacker. He's got the only thing. He's but guess I guess he's meticulous I got an IT job. Yeah, I got an IT job in 330. Yeah, I got a view that happened three o'clock Why can't I just do it before I said three Yeah, I got a fiber clip in client right four o'clock So I thought I thought this guy chose to do this by phone Because either he was lazy or maybe too much of a bitch to do on his own No, he chose to do this and I can tell you why he chose to do it because he's one of those people Who he's on the phone because he likes to talk? He just loves to hear himself talk before he chose to job. He's one of those people that just called people talk about nothing Probably even when the bomb boss was talking to him. He was like yeah, man

1:44:58Get fuck up phone, but All right, he was that friend there Whenever you go out with him you never got a word in he just talked the whole time Always just love to hear himself talk. So So you gave this girl the task of murdering someone you threatened to kill his son The last thing she needs is to be distracted by something else But because this motherfucker wants to be a better help therapist All online and online therapists and put to people out there He's just trying to cycle Adelaiser the whole time. You've been running from your past, haven't you? Hard to lose a parent to violent crime Hard to still win the killer is your mother. This ain't helping man. You got a time limit Yeah, do you want me to do this job? Yeah, that's really traumatizing also. I've never fired a gun before in my life Like the last thing you need is more shit on your mind right right I'm already about to commit a murder like you said which I've never done in my life shut the fuck up

1:46:03Let me do what I'm doing also He also likes to try to be he likes to do that that that cycle babbling cycle And you know analysis on people because it it It sounds better when he does his pervy shit. Oh Look, I found your lingerie. What is it say about you when your relationship? Why are you sniffing it? It awards that man when found heard found he been digging through it and this way He was too he been digging through her her folder and he has like oh look what I'm still but the put no hell Not he would look up to this all you look at all you look at what all you found a folder on your laptop You thought you deleted it But your digital hygiene is terrible But those photos for him you know he decked up to all the right right right I really like the one with the feet. Yeah You should do more of those oh look at what I found Yeah

1:47:08Look at me She's all hello He just just keep talking I'm a charge you Are you doing CSI on asses No You're costing with your book you gotta do You run a bitch That's full time but oh look at what I just happened to find Type in ass You jacked up an hour go right You got the most pictures man Yeah he's got duty in and back to do it again Yeah right So you got more ready to read Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like I'll reload I'll put it up What else you got? Yes yes You have anything we were in any hats? I mean lingeries nice and all but you got any new

1:48:10Do you have any tips? I'm nippin' with anything Just one will do me What a- there's a construction worker I mean you know you know Yeah so you got a You got any bad pics but I'll sum up in there But what? Are you still talking to me? I don't know where my video I have no idea I don't know You want to talk? I don't know I'm just talking to my dick Oh Yeah Fuck I You're doing shit You know man focus dude Yeah How are you doing? Yeah We're gonna do this with that Otherwise just let my kid go You can get the picture I'll tell you what I'll tell you what You see me some titty pics and we'll make a deal We will call it We'll call it even we'll call it even Yeah fuck this job you find this job He can't focus for that

1:49:10And the movie wants you to think that he's some Diabolical criminal mastermind because He's crazy You know because you got the He's got the crazy eyes right here There's even a point where he's got He got the crazy mouth Good psych about thank you and jail Oh Also what did you say? My man has even got crazy toes He's walking around with it Yeah He's the cat just the director goes out of his way Like with these super tight close shots and all Yeah And he's in walk normal And as we talked about in the review Like he even does the crazy knife finger game Oh God and assassinate flies with precision But Kill another But you can't go do it Yeah he can't go and do his But the job he's supposed to do I don't know maybe got hard to kill that

1:50:10I finished one job for today And you know my let's talk about your job But He's He's terrible at this He's not because he thinks he's smarter than he is Yes that's exactly it Yeah he's yeah he's too smart was on good And he's he's not helping Because he won't shut the fuck up And it really does play a part of this Because he Because since he won't shut up She spends the rest of the movie I haven't listened to his dumbass And she's distracted So the rest of the movie is spent With her just Bumping in the shit Because Yeah Because he's distracted Because he's distracted So she's just running in the shit To the whole film Also she's doing this Because as we said already The movie has nothing else going on So we got to fill this in with something Yeah she's got a bump in the shit Yeah And then she's on a bus Yeah this movie is Full of filler Of her just running into things And it's funny because They pissing off all of London Yeah What she's doing That's what we're saying in the review

1:51:11It's like Yeah she she she This movie is just Just pissing the city London off Man she's a minis It's funny because it really Yeah it really does make her the biggest We got this villain on the phone Doing nothing but killing a fly She's the biggest minis in this movie For a while she's actually the villain And it's like We know what her predicament is We know her situation So yeah we know what she has to do But for the rest of the movie She is the villain for the rest of this city Right Batman would build her ass if she She was doing this in Gotham But she's been She's been in construction in her wake Like if you were above watching her You would just see people getting bumped And hit and yelling And mad Yeah So it starts out It's gradual Because it starts out With her just being annoying Because she's just in the way Ah You do it look where you go Then people Yeah then she just starts pissing people off Because she's doing rude shit So to convince them because she's the she-man What the hell is that? I just think it went your way What's in your mind? What the hell are you doing?

1:52:11I'm okay brother chill You weren't all that You weren't all that I know I know it was not her She shouldn't have probably checked the drug there But you come out How are you like that over here Come on now You were fighting the sleep But if she had stopped the turn around He would have been like Hey I'm like What's up? That's a houseboat She probably ran on the top of the bathroom And piss on himself Yeah maybe God damn it What's up? How are you doing? Peel all of my goddamn hands All over his chinos The name of it Going to go back and change anyway Look at you Yeah Then She's so she slowly just she She doused the menace up Like with every action So it goes from Annoying people to Visically bumping into people Now I'm gonna give you this She legit Didn't see him I'll let you have that But this next person She saw there

1:53:13Mother fuckers Yeah I know she did Like that that that that action's gone Bitch Yeah I know you did But did she take her phone And she just shoved her Oh oh I thought she took her She's not the one Yeah what was the reason she shoved her I don't know Guess she thought she's gonna be in the way Yeah Which other is that the way Or she didn't like when people did selfies Yeah she's like I can't see she's like I've come to hate phones Yeah Somebody said whoop that trick Cause what you said No I think she did take that phone right there Yeah right Oh yeah Yeah she might have But no she grabbed it But the only reason why Because she does something else later But anyway No she's just collecting phones I don't know But It moves from Bumping into people to actually Physically assaulting people Don't catch it by no stairs People If you catch it by some stairs No stairs in her That might be the last thing you see in your short life Oh

1:54:14Oh I'm wearing my backwards Yeah And beating that in And now she got a taste So she's That's so good Yeah I can't miss you I can miss everybody else So So after that Everybody catching one Yeah yeah Everybody getting pulled over Everybody getting pushed over Everybody getting knocked down That's her She went out of her way to get that But Everybody getting knocked over the day That's the feeling Yeah She's there Everybody Everybody catching the shove today Yeah She's a happy alive Yeah She's playing tag with all of All of The London right now Oh She's loo She's even doing nothing And if she ain't knocking over people She's just causing general chaos In the middle of these streets He's like

1:55:14No, no I heard about you Is she gonna push so many people over that dude Say you know what I just knock my t-shirt Yeah yeah I'll get off I'll be less injured Yeah Oh no That couple turned around like Oh And he says she's slow Then she's like Damn, I want to get him too As you want Man I'll come back Get you the way back Yeah The push is somebody to call The push Yeah The shove She's been the shove The push Make about this point She's put at least three people in the hospital It cost thousands of dollars in damage at this point A minutes And she ain't stopping there In her chaotic spree She goes home to commit actual crimes I mean physical assault is But now she's gone from that to To thevery She's now she's She's gone from the pusher to the shover To an actual villain called the snatcher

1:56:16She goes with a city just snapping Fools bones man Snatches shit Yeah and no phone is safe Now He's looking up She had an easy mark Yeah What she did What she didn't plan on was that this old pool Because you thought it was an old dude You know I got that's easy I got this phone He can't run after me Shit you snatched somebody's phone You'd be surprised how quickly You can come back You got all your shit on that phone Boy you 25 years old Again trying to get your shit back Watch this old dude She got my phone Stop her Oh, he ain't giving up He had the old man He's like this He's doing this He's being a bitch Bring your back in He was like fat average And remember I fat every man Running like he's having a spas in the news And she looked like Oh shit He's still like still behind me And the birds are laughing at us So Watch this

1:57:18Yeah Yeah You better run bitch She got behind you Yeah Get a jam That old man is booking He was on her ass He was not meant to go Stop it It might be crazy rough But he's keep a bass He's keep bass He'll think like today he's special Yeah Yesterday his knees were hurting the day They fine They were bad spots Got one more choice today That pool was high step in the days of my show I thought they were like Andy Kaeperns Yeah I'm the Actor. Yeah You stash his phone Then If you look at him for real Old as Tom Cruise Your head just like this Don't curve gain it on you bitch people don't don't think that she targeted that guy just because he's older

1:58:23though because young people can get it too what she did she made it through oh yeah you want to put your phone at me but you're slipping you made you made that way to convenient for me right what I was mecapity yeah yeah you're gonna show up you're like what you're like she had it in that shit you know what you're gonna do yeah yeah yeah this is really dogbondicle right here because she's because the girl's boyfriend who's black started chasing them she said all right I'll finish your black ass I'm gonna tell these white dudes that you can try to rape me yeah look at this look at that play in that that white helplessness all right I'm gonna face please help me from this savage black man behind me all right white okay we got some of you gonna do it

1:59:25it's not about shoot you say yeah we know who it is don't worry about it yeah we got it she might already she stole your phone yeah yeah yeah yeah like that's possible she might as well say get that nigga yeah exactly got you all right yeah bring your little black ass here what you going no that's my phone it's my phone somehow he put his face on it too let me get like my good food it's my phone it's my phone it's this black yeah that's that water we're gonna tell you people she's been see been still so much she's been runs in the martin he even got his after baby because she's one Martin she running like you see she ran until today she said I miss my outfit oh no that's what happened what did you want this guy to do anyway

2:00:28I can land by standing took a t-shirt and a cap why cuz she tried to hide yeah they're all to her yeah oh girl man Monday is after her took a t-shirt like she was shopping but then pay for it she just and then just casually just took it and I thought what you're taking to just throw a 20 at the guy when she grabbed that but she like she been stealing this whole time she got three kids it feels better it actually better when it's stolen right what's one more yeah I'm gonna say matter time this is like a video game where where you like one of those one of those RPGs where you decide to play the villain and piss off every village you go to in the moment you pop the game in everybody's on your ass yeah everybody's chasing you all of London I thought I thought the movie is going in with a mob everybody in London chasing and then she's trying to fuck you yeah she's got five stars

2:01:29yeah she's watching you laughing but there's no cop to the nerry all really come on man yeah oh she threw it man the dogs even know about his point who she is the dogs I don't bring that shit over here I came on low air like every dog in the city knows his bitches bad and that do like oh shit damn she chased me yesterday I said no I'm not saving her she got my cousin arrested her here I messed with that I love that dog is so mad yeah you better keep it up brand that shit over here look at that deletion but is there reactions to her which are not reactions it's just it's just cutting the b-roll it's just cutting the b-roll of people doing random things people that I've said this yesterday they took this movie to the editing bay

2:02:30looked at it and realized they only had 30 minutes of actual story 30 minutes of movie and they just and the guy said well how much b-roll do you want me to put in? yes exactly yeah I heard and they said this is the b-roll because it's supposed to make like they're urgent things happening with her and then they cut the people just casually just doing shit and they're not looking at her you can tell they're probably not even in the same area if I shot that before she even arrived yeah like you think I'm playing look at this oh man you know in a pond it's a swimming in a pond yeah it's really a pond yeah you can tell there's no way that damn trash can't be digging in I can as if he could hear that all the way over there yeah he could why is he looking they're trying to be clever like this man swimming in a pond can actually hear it digging a trash can and furthermore like he gives a shit who did you get in my draw the chain?

2:03:37people she they cut the things that don't even make sense things that things are and I'm not even talking about people I'm talking about like these people ain't paying her no mind they cut the animals ain't paying attention to her that's a bird that don't give a fuck what she doing a bird just eating this crawfish you know what y'all doing? there's a bird eating some crawfish what are you doing? what the fuck? why is he way through a single crawfish? when she drops in a headgoer yeah yeah yeah can I finish my suck? yeah you guys have it you get that camera on me? the movies over there I'm trying to have a look the movies is the ridiculous plot and that's what I was saying that's another reason why this movie is so bad that's why it's one of the worst of the years between this stupid plot in the terrible editing I haven't seen a movie I say this year but in a while that is edited this ridiculously not bad ridiculously yeah

2:04:45I mean taking three when they did a bad edit they did a bad edit You know, when somebody, when you were looking at that, what's the name of it? Liam Neeson. You knew somebody was looking at it. It was on some dude in the down parking lot with his head and his parking lot, huh? So this is worse than when he jumped over that fence? He jumped. There's just so much more. It's just continuous through the movie and it keeps switching it up. Yeah, and it's a terrible edit for a different reason. They don't need to cut that many times for a man to jump over a fence. But this is a different thing, this movie just don't need to be cutting the things it just don't make any sense. Well, yeah, she dropped her headphones or headpiece, whatever. And then it cuts to the seagull eating coffee-ish. Yeah, yeah. You think the seagulls gonna pick up the headphones? Right, right. No. Now, he didn't eat raw fish. He don't care. He's like, look, he's even like, why am I eating this movie? The seagulls, man, that headphones are way the hell over there. I don't even know why you were eating it, man. I know you think I'm going over there. I'm not going over there. This is the kind of shot where the second AD,

2:05:49film miss just because they were boys. Oh, there's a seagull eating crawfish. Yeah, why not? I didn't think it was going to be in the movie. Right, I need that footage. Whoa, whoa. You could use it for an establishing shot. Later in the movie, you know. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, okay. Man, the fun is, just kidding. So they got, man, this one is my, I love this one. She ran through a funeral. And they just ran and lick, you remember this? She crossed through a funeral. And they just randomly cut to randomly crying black women. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no, no. This poor white girl was she having a baby. Oh, no. You're in the toes in the roots and it's, oh. Oh. I can't remember the, just, I can't remember the, just crying black women. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. What is happening?

2:06:49I don't know. Now, the fun is, is when, is when they've cut to people, and you know those people didn't get the permission to film it, when these people are being filmed, and they don't have the permission to be filmed, but they saw themselves being filmed. They're wrecking out the cameraman. And they're like, hey, what the hell are you doing? Like, look at this dude. What the fuck y'all doing over there? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. They didn't sign the release. Yeah, I didn't sign the release. Yeah. It's like, I see what you're doing over there. This guy, now, this, this, you can say maybe, I think this man, what the hell y'all doing across there? Maybe he saw, maybe he didn't. This man about to show you definitely knows that he was being filmed. What the hell y'all doing over there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hell, yeah. Man, I needed it behind me. I know what you're doing, but it looks like he pulled that out of the garbage can't be. Maybe he did, but I'm looking like that. That's what you're looking for. Shit, let's all that. Did y'all get the okay stuff, man? Oh, shit, okay. Mizuki beat. Yeah, well, there's a mouth. No.

2:07:49He dropped it and dropped it. I was thinking, pulled it back out. Where's barely anything on it. And then there's some people who know that being filmed and they don't give a shit. Shit. You did it. Yeah, I think he's right. I think he's right. Yeah. What's that? You don't think he's right now? Yeah, my man is just chowing down. That's what the hell. Boy, he's showing you too hard to know how to see. I don't care. I don't care. Shit, I'm going to eat my meat. I'm eating this for life. Y'all find this fascinating and go ahead. You want to see my fantasy of eating, boss? You keep rolling. Nine movies. I take this home and jack off to it. I'll go ahead. Yeah. I'm sure I went there, but that's it. So to answer Spence, her phone gets stolen. And we've already established that the criminals here are sloppy. And these thieves are about to see it. No different. So a pick pocket was still and move on smooth.

2:08:54Because they don't want to be seen. So they can pick pocket again. Not these idiots. No. No. I can't let you go. I can't let you go. I can't let you go. Yeah, he's just making a spectacle. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. Hey officer. Hey, please don't. Let's just say, hey, look what I got. Stupid me. Oh, what? What? Oh, yeah. But since she is the runner, Lord, she ran and beat the train to the next stop. The next station. Yeah. And since these dumbasses mocked her to her face, she knows what they looked like. And she easily tracks them down. Give it to me now. Now what my man right here doesn't know is that she has spent half the date already terrorizing London. It's actually a sexual talk. But physically, definitely physically assaulting people. So he ain't shit. And she can't just feel it. I didn't rush it. I started the train. I didn't rush it. You're not a joke.

2:09:55You don't know having people out there and pushed around the day. You ain't nothing to me. In fact, I've been waiting to use the snow on somebody. I want somebody. You want some too. Get him on. Yeah. No. Don't get your way. Why don't you come over and mess with these people? She was like, ooh, I was hoping you would do it. Thank you. Look, get sticky tongue out, brookie. I want to know that. I need to get a target. You're like, Dan Ratpink looking friendly. Yeah. I don't laugh at that. Dan Ratty can look at him to look at you. Yeah. Like it's the funniest shit in the world. Looking like a straight out of a rat straight out of a cartoon. Oh, boy, I was hoping you would stick that tongue out so I could use a gun on somebody. I'm sorry. You said you had a phone. You did completely inside it. Here's your battle. Now, so snow-dirty. So that was shit out of the two. That's the kind of stupid dude who can't see murder right front of his face.

2:11:02She reaches out and he's like, how would you go do it? No! Man, you can't fall back, man. Now, she runs down the train. And that part I guess could have been cool. It's a movie. They've done shit like that before in films. But the way they show it, this thing is edited so crazy that it is not cool. In fact, you don't even know how she called up with that train. And they don't know how to do it. They ain't got no footage to show it. They just got a bunch of random shots to put together. Can't put together to show you convincingly how she beat the train the next stop. So what they do is they just put a bunch of shots together and decide, well, I guess we'll just make a music video right now. Because it's all the shots at this point. Now they try to hide by putting filters on them, doing crazy shots and doing trade, crazy camera tricks. Yeah, now we have a rave.

2:12:02Yeah, I know. Yeah, that's when the strobe light comes off. Yeah, that's when the strobe light comes off. Yeah, it's going to cut the edges dancing in the club. Yeah, I couldn't make out what that song was saying. Yeah, right there, right there, right there. Just in case, you didn't know the name of this movie was the Goddamn runner. This shit is hard. It is hard. I just kept this. Yeah, I usually watch it in, but she's always been doing one of the most exciting parts of the movie. Run out of train and instead the Molly kicked in at the ring. Yeah, I did it. Yeah, I'm so. Yeah. So this night's never going to end. How does she happen to the fastest orgasm in the world? How did you catch up to the train? I don't know, man. She hit the speed zone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Other silly shit in the movie is revealed that her mother's in jail because she took the blame for Maya killing her father. What? What? Something we don't even need. Yeah, her father was abusive and so Maya, I guess, I guess what was it she was a, was she

2:13:07like a, I don't know, like one that sport where you fire guns. I don't know. Marksman. Marksman. Yeah. Yeah. Because they show her at a young age firing a gun. I mean, I would imagine she had to, you know, spend some time in the Israeli army. Yeah. Okay. Maybe that's it. Yeah. Yeah. So her father, you know, he won't know the best where they don't show her but she was, she describes it like he's dragging some, he's dragging the cart in the milk. So because when she shoots them, the blood makes the cool effect when it mixes in with the milk. Right there. That's the reason why he did it. But he's one of those things where he's dragging the milk like you ain't going to do it. I don't want to be here talking to you. Yeah. You ain't going to do it. Yeah. I didn't turn to the tearing side with that. Yeah. Right there. And now you laid out some derrius. I don't know what she was, she showed them, like 14 or something like that. I don't think she was in the army yet. Yeah. So I don't know. Or maybe she's out, when you go into the army, it was really army like 17, 17, 18, 18, 18. Maybe she was, you know, she was, because she was a teenager. She probably was. But I don't know, I don't know. I don't, I don't know.

2:14:08It doesn't matter because a part of the story, I guess, supposed to make you think that she, as it in her to, to, to maybe kill this guy, because she go like, why would he pick her? It's like, all right, he's looked her up and she killed somebody, her dad. But it's not, it's not, it's like the whole time this guy's saying, oh, look, your mother killed your father. So he don't even know that she, he gets that out of her later. So we don't need to splot, right? But does he know when he's just trying to get her, make her, no, he does not know, you know, because he's trying to be got better help and getting, like, he's getting off and getting his information behind her. Yeah, because he's all like, your mother killed your dad. She's like, all right, I never told nobody this, but it's really me that did it. Yeah. And he goes, what? Yeah. But the whole time he's doing his best, Jason, Jason, stay them in pressure. No, his fake ass, Jason, his brother broke ass, Jason, that's shit sounds. Thank you for sharing Maya. You know, he's like, fuck you. We've made some progress, Maya. You know, I'd like to shut the fuck up. I mean, you know, if you, you only just girl do her job at night. Okay, but you know, you know, you hear to be a therapist, our head man.

2:15:10And back, in fact, neither, because you ain't doing neither one of the better. Back, back to the pictures from him. Back to the pictures. And then we get over there. And he knew. She runs into a church and of course, whenever you go on his church, there's the priest who all the way comes out with religious wisdom. But I'm gonna tell you, it's the wrong timing for this so-called wisdom he's trying to drop. His blood is our blood and he bled for our sins. What about blood on our head right there? Also, I'm Jewish. I'm Jewish by. What are you even saying? How do you fit this situation? How does that help me? And by the way, you see, I'm being bleeding on my fucking head right here. You sent him to talk about blood. What about my goddamn blood? Call him, call him. And your blood is his blood. Yeah, yeah, blood is our blood. You're being pushed in my blood. I was gonna get that gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, man, your blood. You have a good bit that is really girl. Let me talk to you about Jesus. Hi. Come on, man. His blood is our blood.

2:16:10Your blood is our blood. Oh, fuck! Oh, my God. Oh, my God, my tree father. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I got the wrong tree. I just need to place the chill while the council is looking. Ooh, snap it in the car. Thanks, Larry. Stupid decisions. I'm being made all around. All of London is on her ass at this point. Like Billy was saying, she's wanting, she's GTA wanted it right now. She hit five stars. Every, every cop, the heat. She got the heat on her. She's hot. She's hot in the firecracker, man. That's what she, that's all of her face. Blood, every cop is looking for her, man. So the caller, the mystery man here, he decides to go with Plan B, which is pulling out one of these Wally Coyote Agni bombs right here. Which is probably another long clock on it. So I thought she was going to say Plan B, do the shit himself. No. I mean, it's just plan. Yeah, he said he's going to kid. Instead of like, like this dude has to be the lazy as hit man.

2:17:11Either he's going to get her to do it or if she doesn't, well, fuck it, I'm just going to blow up the whole building. Right, right. But I ain't getting up. I ain't getting up. I ain't getting up. Who would two sticks of Wally Coyote? Yeah. Who would two sticks of Agni dynamite? Agni, I mean, man, this is like, this is the lazy fisherman who throws dynamite in the water. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said an Agni fish? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Instead of being a hit man, he just saw a fuck. I'm not going to kill everything. Yeah. One, one did. You know, when it goes down to get somebody. I'll get somebody. You know, I'll get him. I mean, some of the people got to go to the field. Yeah. But when I finally do my job, it's your fault, man. Yeah. It's always like that. And you made me do this, Maya. But he might be doing some people's surprise. I mean, he might be doing some people's favorite rather in that building. Because there's some people who have to sit in that building all day. They established that she kind of knows where the, where the, the, the, the, the color is now. Because he's trying to make it sound like he might not be in the building. That she thinks he's in. But she knows because she heard a piano playing.

2:18:12Hmm. He playing, I don't know. What was that song? It's some classic jazz song. I don't remember. But she's a song. Now she heard that song early in the morning when Noah got kidnapped. And when she finally gets to the building, that song is still playing. Oh, he can't be entertained. He's entertainer. That's it. That song is you. That song has been playing all day long. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like I get it to play her piano that is automatic. Right. But you change out the songs. You would drive people nuts if it played that song all day long. Yeah. And ever since that man first called. I'm doing a lot of like this. I got to check out. I get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They take the gun and pistol with themselves with it. But it's like that that on the loop is like it's a small word on the loop. Mm-hmm. That's wrong. Seriously. Yeah. It's a small word. Like they're doing like that. Yeah.

2:19:12Just like that. Now the other thing that's still here. So the color, and this is real dumb. The color is saying all right. You know what? I got my plan B. I'm going to do that. So you're going to get it's going to die. You have to die. You have to die. You have to die. You have to die. Yeah. You have to die. You have to die. Yeah. You have to die. Yeah. You have to die. Yeah. I'm happy with you and your bullshit. And so he convinces her to not. She convinces him to not only let her keep going. Of course she wants to save her son. She doesn't see a bunch of people blowing up. So she begs him to let her keep going. But not only is the cops on her while she's asking to keep going. But the guy goes ahead and says, well, OK, also. You have 15 minutes. Thank you. 15 minutes now to carry out this job while the cops are all on her ass. This guy has to be the dumbest fucking whatever. He got hired for. Right. No begging from her. No, no, I can do this. It's like, no, you can't.

2:20:13No, 15 minutes and there's a copy every corner looking for you. This is ridiculous. This script is stupid. And this leads to one of the most ridiculous scenes in the movie. So since the cops are all on her ass, she always had, you know, she always has to make these neural escapes. Or in this case, the big grand escape. And all of the other day, oh, she's not going to do it. I think she's going to do. And to escape one cop because she's on a bridge, she does this. Oh, gosh. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. Your heart is shaking. Yeah, I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. My heart is shaking. My heart is shaking. I'm scared. It's a piece of crap. I'm scared. My heart is shaking. I'm scared. My heart is shaking. I'm scared. I'm scared. Look, I look like a fine man. Maybe you're sitting, Lizzy. It is funny how often, with these kind of things, they show the person just falling slow motion. Feeling that it's kind of soft Drops like a stone

2:21:14This is how people die when they jump off bridges cuz it's that they hit that water hard you look at this Listen you tell my my screen how long that drop is So The water that legs break If people this is Yeah, like great point Like they slow stuff down is to like show you to make it feel like it's longer they have to do that there No, that's a long-ass drop. Yeah, she's so cry so she should be dead just by hitting the water like her legs to be broken And she can't come back up to the surface more running. Yeah, but you know what?

2:22:18But but it's a movie in our minds is water so She'll make it she'll be alright except she don't hit water No Now that was the end of the movie right there That'd be realistic except the only thing I make a more realistic is that her legs be going through her shoulder Let's that bar just made of mattresses That is a long-ass drop her legs would be every every bone of her body She'd be super she would have broken her nose Lenny in the water. Oh, yeah, yeah, she didn't she didn't do right. Yeah fuck out of here with me She let that boat we just go stroll along like that's perfectly okay Well damn y'all I mean yeah

2:23:20We can't catch it now. He's close to do Yeah And I thought for mom and shit they know man, if you don't let these craters roll right now I'm not even mad about the guns is how did you do it exactly what did you learn on I Don't like hard shit metal got it. Okay. Yeah, that should have killed her That a scratch on I mean it looks like plastic, but if it ain't foam no if it no over to her would have to be thick yes She no you have to be a mattress or That even traveling because you were gone through a tram No, maybe you have to be like the phone like like well pole vault your legs. Yeah people that that boat would have been made out of foam Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah Like in the firm of the town cruise and I think People that had to be the world largest

2:24:22There would have to be world's largest sponge floating on there. No, that's that's ridiculous. But now she's fine I feel like you need medical attention I just need you to back Oh Bold balls of steel and balls of stupidity Where this movie has the audacity to look at us in the face and say yeah, I did it That's it look no further than the twist the twist Oh, you ready to reveal the twist now. Yes. Yes. Now we do I told y'all wasn't gonna do it the review We're gonna reveal the twist right here because me Amaya makes it to the hotel Just in time to pull the gun out in the witness who's name is yeah, yeah, and pull down the witness name Tommy boy

2:25:29And when she pulled yes, that's what this is the even the movie time in boy Yeah, I know that's that's how the the meat is referring to him Oh Tommy boys gonna take the big balls under and she gets it just in time to hold out to pull the gun out on Tommy and Whoa You actually Expect me to buy that shit Oh You know This clues that they just let her walks in there. Yeah, yeah, you know what I know we even act like they they expected this to To be Bob everybody out there they probably do they everybody knew there was a twist And they probably know that she didn't really kill this dude. We all know that come on This move is stupid, but it ain't that stupid. It knows that we know that that there's a fake out to be had Well plus he gets shot six times and his legs are still kicking yeah, yeah, everything would like

2:26:54But they know that we do expect a twist and they know that the explanation that's where the magic is you know They it's they you know we've done the we've done the slider hand There's a reason why magician don't tell you why they do some shit We we would have been better leave an ass on that boat Ladies Because what y'all about to tell us don't make no goddamn sense you just ruined it and it good faith this movie head at all It did not have any but it had a shred that shit is gone It said we going out like this y'all Yeah, it was like well, all right, well, we we can end this now and it's no that's it That's an interesting twist where she really kills the guy and they're like Tommy Tommy I mean this thing is so dumb is so outrageously dumb you got some fucking nerve even putting it in strip form

2:27:55Before we even shot it you have something to put this in words You reading this you like oh hell no, I know you're not doing that. Oh, here we are That camera over here is on the shooting schedule Yeah, yeah So what's behind the magic so people Tommy Boy is seemingly dead so the caller he goes ahead and leaves Meir got damn it Maya. She arrives just in time boy. She kind of look like man No, no, she always reminded me. Yeah, yeah, I ain't gonna lie, but man Maya arrives just in time to save Noah So everything is all right But as far as the caller goes Instead of getting the fuck out Like you shouldn't go in some place The caller who reveals himself to be Damien Lewis. Oh really? No, my god. He sticks around bullshit And I guess he's sticking around because I

2:28:56I sure Because I guess he's as dumbfounded as we are how they pull this How to see how how how stupid this explanation is Everything I mean it was nice enough that he left the kid alone. I was like Yeah, okay We wouldn't just kill the hostage Damien Lewis who's been the caller if you know Damien Lewis has he has a certain facial Certain facial features where you know is him and this fool instead of getting a fuck out after this job is done He just stays around to see oh, let me just I stare at him Yeah, hang it out because you got a hat that says ambulance on the right right nobody's gonna notice But it's right outside the window with the cops on Hacks is endless you know, we don't worry those Yeah, he's out there sticking around I guess I already and I guess he really wants to know not at my all in my great work that I've done

2:29:56But let me let me just how this stupid shit sounds when it's explained to somebody else. I don't see what you do like a person So the explanation People brace yourselves. You ready and don't don't don't don't don't put them up with the drag down You don't spit that shit all over everything It's revealed that throughout the movie She's been taking these phones that she's been snatching from people and leaving messages on them so that the caller Can't see them because of course her phone is hacked No, no, hey, we just get started so yeah in between running Yeah, right she's typing things out so Unbeknownst to the caller because she's using stolen phones. She's been giving them to strangers And telling the call for help and leaving numbers on there Oh Who the hell is this When she gives it to me

2:31:03I ate your messenger But no, you ain't gonna prank me today. I know some YouTube shit Somebody randomly put that in your hand This is some YouTube prank He's gotta come back to his phone Who the fuck is that yeah I'm telling you bitches miss with my feelings So maybe maybe you know this looks like a nice young man here probably call for her But here's where things this is where things get questionable. I'll let it slide with this But the next one Now I can kiss my ass on this one. She goes to she goes to a barbershop window And use a lipstick to to write instructions for them On the on the on the on the on the on the window on the window. She writes it so that it reflects on the

2:32:09The mirror And she's instructed them to call it called Ted McBain and hey My my my kindly barber over here call him and tell this guy Ted that you've never heard of Taking his matches from his woman. You've never seen tell them to order some uh some some blanks for a gun in some in some squibs So I'm gonna give you this this Hollywood special effects gross Yeah, yeah Worst in the collar yeah And Ted might be like the fuck is this yeah, what are you talking about I was waiting for she ran away for the city window wipe And come up Is that instead of getting all that shit?

2:33:09But no no they no now they no but now they got all If with them keeping mine the do gave her 15 minutes So we got 15 minutes to put this Hollywood production again Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, people we're talking about special effects squibs. We're talking about scripts. Yeah, yeah And to set up those blood bags You gotta hook it up with electronics right Who can push the buttons and make it time to just right yeah But like she was the first time in dick Seriously you like you have to they got 15 minutes to put this thing that would take a day to put together At least yeah, yeah, when people who know how to do it Yeah, yeah, and then I mean and they got within this 15 minutes they got people at the hotel staff to rehearse The person that got rehearsed You can see right here my lowly. Yes, you there's they had time to go put the blanks in the elevator Yeah, my man who was uh my man playing playing the part of the hotel clerk is the hotel clerk

2:34:09Yes, yeah look right over there and there's the script right over there Oh, so you remember your eyes your lines Now for the for the for the money shot here that we already saw I guess there's a camera Somewhere that that the caller Damien Lewis that was as we know him now he said it like on the phone on a arm He has like turning around so I can see yeah, yeah, so he well he wants to get the shot right there But He's acting in I said I want to see everything but Everything this fucking idiot He he cut off too early Because we had to stay at all, but just a little out like really just a few seconds later my man would have seen I just have a bloody award People that's dead is like five seconds later

2:35:11But by that point my man's already packed up You put out the end you get one Y'all both done no need to look back And I was for you to see and I think that raspberry jam is all of them in man Real blood Package I mean, I'm gonna pack up out and I'm gonna do the job. I'm gonna pack myself with a backup. Yeah, me. Good job. I mean, another side is back. You need to say I deserve it more. Yeah. I deserve it. Oh, Jones, you done it again. You're good.

2:36:13You're trying to get it. I would check, but I'm that good. I'm out. I want to do it. Yeah. I'm gonna check my work, boy. I like it. Yeah. So my man, like I said, he's out there bush and trying to look at all his work and just really made sense. And he's, and all this smirking leg. Yeah, I pulled all over everybody. Yeah, yeah. What's up, guys? Yeah, I'm gonna give it to all of Jones together. Jones is dead again. Jones, you slide W. And he's like, oh, Jones, yeah, he, like, because let me see him, man. You got like a real asshole turning him. Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, you got me. Yeah, he's like, look at him. Yeah, he look, look at him. Yeah. I'm just gonna tip back to myself, right? But it's funny, though, because let me see here. You all right down there, girl? You okay? Let me see.

2:37:13The runner. Where you at? Um. Because that's a point where he's actually seized. Let me see here. Oh, was that him? No. Well, he actually has a point where he actually seized that he didn't do. Yeah, let me see here, man. Yeah, I'll find it. That was a point where he's actually congratulating himself. I thought that's what he was doing right there. No, I'll show you what he's doing. Hold on. I got to show you this part. Hold on. Because we see here. Oh, yeah, he ain't going through all this stuff here. Let me see. Oh, yeah, here he is. So my man, yeah, look at him. He's out there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, got your bitch. Yeah. But oh, Jones. Oh, shit. Who's that? Oh, no.

2:38:13Damn it. Don't bring him out now. And he's like, I'll be goddamn right. Maybe I can attack real quick. Yeah, I ain't gonna work. Yeah, it did that. And then that's where you get this part right here. He's like, you know what? Two-shape mother. Yeah. Two-shape my ass. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You should have left while the getting was good. Have you ever seen it? At least he should take off right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it for me. Yeah. There's an ambulance right back there. He could have kidnapped our hijacked and drove off with Miss Sari. He couldn't have done that. No, he can type. He can talk. Yeah. Because he walks like this. Yeah. Even that bomb he had, he didn't want to use it. No, no, he didn't. No, that's you. Yeah, ample chances. Well, you say he's sorry. Yeah, this man sucks. He's sorry. He's one of those guys.

2:39:14Well, I got the impression, this is story I'm going with and I'm shivering Martin Grease. He saw this movie too. He talked up a good game and sold his man on a product. He could not deliver. He didn't know that this shit. This is what you do. This is happening to me. That's why I say they got this shit on a crag list. This is when you hire a contractor that told you they can do on a shit. They got everything. And they're head. They think they can. Yeah. They're messing up your drywall, your electricity is going to let you cue somebody. I don't know what they're doing. Remember, you stand behind them going like, I don't think you're supposed to do it like that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, you could have looked at him and said, let me get him to go. I'm going to hit myself. Yeah, he talked this game up and did it in his tail, let his jaw. And it sold him this mob boss on it, but couldn't do a goddamn thing. And this is what happens. Because all that he had to buy with a diabetes equipment to keep the kid alive. He's like, why are you spending resources on that in time? Yeah. If you're supposed to, you are in the same hotel. I don't get it, man.

2:40:14So yeah, so more of the story is, if you're mob boss and you need a hit done, and you need a hit done right order of proper hit, man. Don't go on crag list. Let's have got to say you like, I can do a hit through hacking. You know, yeah, yeah, they tell you like, no, this is how it's done. Yeah, it's all AI. You're going to be a technology. If you think about it, he will be out someday because anybody died. So if we have to trick somebody else again. Oh, no, that's funny. They can't get it from murder. Right. You know, let me out sometime, I got there. Hey, hey, just because I told her to do that. Yeah, she didn't have to. She said you're going to kill. You never want the little boy. She said you're going to kill the son with buying the, you know, give him too much insulin. She's not always giving him his insulin. Housekeeping, that's a lot. Right. The kid's going to vouch for that. The only thing you can get. I gave him ice cream. Yeah. He said kids biggest fat, the kids biggest fat brother. He's not so bad. He got to be ice cream.

2:41:15She's in cord. Oh, God. He testified for me. No, he's my friend. He bought me ice cream. I mean, it was a getting for kidnap and then probably just bust it down. Yeah, they would do. Like you said, they get it because they think you said you get the kid in. Yeah, he gave him a lot. Bottom ice cream. Took him out for a nice day. He took a nice little nap. Yeah, great. Put him in a fancy hotel. Yeah. We had adventures. We had adventures. We had to get back to this shit, hold it. Our house. Hey, hey. Every time he gets into a fight with his mother, she's going to be like, you're not like him. He was my real friend, mommy. He just, he just, he just, he taught me how to tie my shoes. Yeah. I knew. At least I did the last laugh on that. Yeah. Somebody actually took the time to teach me. Yeah. But hey, y'all. That mop boss is my nephew. So might not let him off the hook. Yeah, might not be so forgiving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's not going to make it. He's not going to make it as a regular whole himself. His old cragler's ass. He came, he came to fit himself. Nothing. They don't get his ass first to him present.

2:42:16He might not make it there. Yeah. I mean, make it a trial. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's ass is dead. He can't, he fucked his whole life up. Yeah, that's it. That's why he, that's why he tipped his hat. He's like, that's it for me. Yeah. I'll see how. Y'all never. Yeah. Yeah. I'm talking. I'm talking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why he's like, yeah. Okay. We'll just shoot me now. Give me a shit on wood. I'm surprised you didn't have that clip where she got hit by a car. Oh, I actually did. Yeah. She was running. I bet the way she, when she took that, that, that, that bridge jump, I bet she was running rolls right off the car. Probably. Yeah. I guess you know what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh, man, I, I, I came find it. Yeah, she, she brought us some money. She just said, fuck it and ran right into a car. Yeah. And how about that girl did she? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Anyway, put in the ambulance. And he was like, you better get out of there and keep it running.

2:43:16I see you bitch. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, you don't hurt that bad. And he's like, yeah, and she, stupid shit like, use the fear of my, fuck you, this shit hurts. Yeah. I just got hit by a car. Yeah. And it's dislocated. Sorry. Yeah. Which is what makes his, his plans so stupid. Yeah. Because what if you get hit by a car? And get up and keep running. Yeah. What about that? I guess you know. Oh, yeah. Here it is. She got, she got laid out. Let me see here. Yeah. Undescaped who you are. Leave me alone. And why does she get hit by a car because he keeps talking right now? That's why I think you've gone what it takes. You're worried that you're like your mother. She was a killer. And you think you are too. She wasn't a killer. You're wrong. Come on, Maya. Tell me the truth. All I want is honesty. What happened to your father? Get out of here! Whoa! What happened to your father? What happened to your father?

2:44:16Hey, that's you. What happened? Oh. You got it by heart. You shut his goddamn mouth. She would not got hit by that car. She's mad. She's mad. Oh yeah. And also the other twist is that she says like, I didn't kill my father. I just told you that. Yeah. That's what I was saying. The mom went to jail for her. Yeah. Yeah. Because she... Yeah. Well, when she tells him that, oh you know. I killed my father. My mom took the rap. And then later she was like, that didn't happen. I didn't kill my father. Oh, she did say that. Oh. Yeah, cuz I thought she is she's I was just messing with you. Oh, we Just telling you what you want to hear to keep you on the line. I'm no killer. Shut up. They had to have to do it We're like a damn him Yeah

2:45:24Yeah I got a car runs over. I got to run. He's all I didn't think this. Yeah, yeah. I think this through. All right, well get up again. I didn't even if you jump out there, I didn't even if you jump out there. I was under a few jumps. Oh man, stop it. You get out of you. Well, you step out. Well, had all that hardship, the day is saved, the mob boss is going down. My and her son are safe. Yeah, but now we finally see Ted. Right, there he is. Ted can go back trying to get some at ass. I'll drop by tomorrow. She like, I just got hit by a car. I just saved my son who almost almost murdered. God damn, you horny sons of, but you are right there. And besides all that trauma I went through the day, you horny mother. You didn't hurt your vagina. You still walking. You came from Harry Potter. Yeah, that is. Yeah, I'll pass some of that ass.

2:46:25Oh, drop by tomorrow. She's like, so you didn't get any dead. I did not. I tried to be bullshit. You like, yeah, you look alright to me. Yeah, yeah. I still do. Seems like a woman can just tell you do anything. Yeah, you take my approach. Yeah, I'll be over the mob. It's like you actually need some relaxation right now. Old ten. Yeah, I'm going to be over the mob. I'm going to be over the mob. I'm going to be over the mob. I'm going to be over the mob. I'm going to be over the mob. I'm going to be over the mob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old ten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said I'm going to be over the mob. Yeah, yeah. That's what it worked. Yeah, yeah. Right, you know, I'm the one about to switch. I told somebody about to switch. Yeah, you know, when you need something, you need to hang up on my ass and then dig it. Right, exactly. You need it so tight. You need to hang up on me when you need something, dig it. When your son was in danger. Right. I had your full attention in there. I will see you tomorrow. Tomorrow. And by the way, I'll be over and known.

2:47:26I had them sexy draws, right? Yeah, I started too. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. Before Damien went away, he put that shit all over there. I'll put it all over the office. Everybody office too. Everybody's left for me. That's why he was too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the last laugh, bitch. I'm going to be waiting. Yeah. Enjoy your awkwardness. Yeah. Enjoy your awkwardness. Enjoy your awkwardness tomorrow. You got me, but I got you. I got one last thing. One last call to my sleeve. What is that? You'll see. I'm sexy draws. Yeah. And Maya, most importantly, Maya can start terrorizing all of London. Ah! Yeah. Hey! That's her the next day. Yeah. That's it, man. You got a taste for it now. I think you can catch me this time. No, not again.

2:48:26Oh, folks. Yeah, there you go, man. I had to do this to just so you can see in detail how stupid this movie is. It's so bad. It's only an hour, twenty minute. Man. Get that helps. I was fine though, because we're stupid. You're right. Yeah. I jump off the bridge. Like, God. That was like, what is that through the actual figure right away? But through like something threw her down. Like, that's how fast she fell. Yeah. And then. Yeah. And then. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. It was over my teeth. Like, you see that? Oh, my God. This is how I look. This is how I look. Oh, it's too late now. Fuck it. Yeah. Because even people over the bridge like don't do the same thing.

2:49:27We don't know. We don't know. Are you crazy? We could take a family guy's part. Yeah. That's how you feel. It's laid out. He's like, he's all like, damn. Yeah. Slansy. Somebody said that the crop is going to be a lot of things. Yeah. Slansy. Somebody said that the crawfish live on. Yeah. The crawfish live. And then the seagulls tear them up. It was. And the crawfish going, wait, wait. That woman running around, I don't want to hear that. Yeah. Well, we hope you all enjoyed that. We hope it was worth stopping things for. Next week we'll be back to our regly schedule roast. Are you schedule roast? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I told you to run over the kid like, dude, I tell you to do that crazy shit. That's on you. Yeah. I said do all that. Yeah. Hope y'all, I hope y'all like this, man. Oh. Somebody said, have a break. Yeah, I guess fish on my birthday. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, have a break.

2:50:27Somebody said do more emergency roasts in the future. They'll be something. They'll be something that come up for us. Longs isn't Amazon. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Damn. Yeah. Man, that was it. Jesus Christ. Oh, Jackie glucose, check your number. It said, mom, shit, I got it. Yeah, so when somebody says, it's some ice cream and cookies, you like, yes. Yeah. Because I'm tired of this bullshit. Check your numbers. Give me that. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. You know, it's ice cream and cookie. You got them right. I'm doing it. Give me that shit. Oh. It's so good. Let me see here. It's up, Corey. Martin and Billy. I've been, this one Chris Swarris. I've been watching a lot of that crazy and unhinged, but go to sitcom married with children every day on cozy TV. Recently, there was some shameless ass moments where dummies are always utilized, but an

2:51:27auto football season starting. This clip right here just took me out. All right. And they did dummies like on that show, like they did on three stages. Three stages. Yeah, yeah. And then we'll spend a little bit of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know it. Don't try to make some noise. No, no, exactly. Let me see here. And the end of me will get and go, whoa. Start at $2.21. You're going to get a back end. Okay, Franklin. I remember this ain't high school. No cheating, no ringers. Same for you guys, too. All right. Let's get the ref in here. Yo, ref. Okay. That's the point, John. Hey, son. Her butt. Her. Where's the coin? You'll flip here. Yeah. Damn, not with my purse in the car. We can't start the game if we don't flip a coin. Call it in there. Fuck! Damn. That one, that one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one.

2:52:27That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That one. That was a gymnast. Yeah. We can't start the game if we don't flip a coin, though. Call it in there. Fuck! Damn. That one. You that one, no dummy, man. That scream is funny. It's not funny. Oh. Let's see here. Oh, Neil Breen. I saw the new Neil Breen movie, Diary duplicity, over the weekend at the Alamo Drafthouse. I can only say Neil Breen hasn't lost a beat. Neil Breen, again, I always say this unironically. One of my favorite film makers out there. Yeah, man, I'm sad you're going to be able to go to my mom. I'm sad too, man, I really am. I really am. This might be my new favorite along Twisted Pair. That's a classic. If I had to describe it, the only thing I could say is that Neil Breen is a secret agent fighter pilot who gets betrayed and has to save the world. There are so many crazy moments and the stock footage gets hilarious.

2:53:27I used the same three pieces over and over to unintentional comedic effect. Combooted. One thing I would say is that Neil has evolved. Oh, oh. Let's see here. How is this man evolved? Hmm. Let's see here. Well, I lost my place as a long email here. He's gone from destroying laptops and now destroying iPads and computer monitors. Oh, I'll turn off. I'll turn off. Of course, he even has shots with actual coherent edits. It only lasted about two seconds, but it's there. Thankfully, the movie is just, it's not just him in front of a green screen the whole time. He actually shoots on location, even if it's just his house and that university that he's all, that is in all of his films. Did he teach there something? I mean, or he knows somebody. Yeah. He does get behind the old green screen and the fighter pilot scenes, of course, which are just mesmerizing. Hope you guys get to roast to one day.

2:54:28Yeah. Neil Metlis and Neil Green. He actually even seems like a nice guy. I've seen him in interviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've seen him. Yeah. Yeah, he's kind of self-aware. He's like, this is not, I'm not the best filmmaker. But this is why I love this man. Because he's not, he's not begging it to be accepted. He's not doing it like, he's not taking to the level that time. He was so ahead. Right. He really does enjoy doing this. I got respect for that. Hector. Hector Ram, y'all. I saw another, I saw him. I have another job interview for an usher position at Showcase Cinemas in Deadham, Massachusetts, except for tomorrow at 4.30pm. I really appreciate it. If you wish me luck. I wish you luck. Of course, we always wish you luck. You know we always wish you luck. Heck, come on. I always got your back. Well, this is how it goes. You can get the job, start playing his own movies. I'll go to the other one if he wants to see instead. Just talking about the Jacksonville. This is Matthias Polaco speaking of the food of the gods.

2:55:31I just watched a week ago because I record commentary on my channel. Next week we'll watch the sequel. I really recommend it for a roast. I think this scene is a good example of how crazy this movie is. Yeah, this movie has, it's funny because they, that's what people get eaten by rat puppets. You know, they're just a giant. And you can tell that they're big prosthetic rat heads. What scene is this though? Just a long time I've seen this movie, man. It used to come on all the time. And like on those channels where they had, those movies that were damn near. What would you call it? Public domain. Our cheap in every station had them. Yeah. Let's see here. Let's see this scene you talking about. Oh, this is the chicken scene. Yeah, I tell you the chickens even get aggressive. You can tell you chicken. Look at that.

2:56:31That's a pork. That looks like a ride at Chuck E. Jesus. He's short of. That's somebody wearing a chicken head. Yeah, like a latex Halloween chicken head. That's a big one. That's what I sound like. Dude, man. This is like Peter's riff and fighting that chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Or you want to leave, man. You see. You can just see you get tossed out. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just that. Oh, not in the cone. Yeah, no. And then the next thing you see a big ass piece of fried chicken. Yeah. You're black and you're fried and chickened up one.

2:57:32You're just a d. He's an amazing person. He's trying to make me roll the worst. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. He was clearly just regular chickens. That baby in the same room. That'll keep him in there. Yeah. No, that movie would make for a great roles. Both Nah movies are extremely funny. Two have some really insane stuff. There's one not safe for work scene that is honestly quite possibly the most insane scene of ever seen film. What is Nah? Nah, is that giant rap movie or something? It's really something else. And even if it's too extreme for you to show on Twitch, I think you owe it to yourself to see it. I will never forget it. Also, I also want to wish you an early happy birthday. I'll go by a Zell 2020 in the chat. I just want to say I appreciate what you do. What are you doing over there? You looking for shit to tear off? Come here. Come here. I know what you're doing. I know what this is. I'll read one more because the lady we got out of here.

2:58:33Let me see about the test of shit. I'll see. I think we read everything we need to read today. Dalton Stockwell. Oh, good old Dalton Stockwell. How's it going, man? Just wondering how life's treating you? I have been trying to make a comic of my own for the past year, put life and work to keep getting in the way. I hope I can get it done soon. Is Billy doing well? What is Paul like down in Austin? Hot. There you go. Just answer your question. It's going to warm up. Yeah, warm today. Dalton Stockwell. Thank you, sir. Yeah, hey, make it down when you can, man. That has to be doing bad. Went out last night, every one in the morning to put my garbage out and it felt kind of nice outside. Yeah. That's what you got to do. I went out real quick and just briefly took the dogs out because they had been in all day and it felt nice. It was nice. Yeah, it was nice. And tonight, right, coming over here, I was like, oh, it's dark. I was like, nope, still hot.

2:59:36I was supposed to get in rain to swim or anything. Not the 10 day forecast, also. Yeah, and on those days, they were like, I'll thunderstorms. I was like, well, the sky got dark. Yeah. I'm going to have to fill out. I got a little more humor. Yeah. Let me see. This is somebody, somebody, HG Hansen. I've never heard of this person. I'll never read an email from you. Hey, Quart, my name is Hayden. I'm a long-time fan here. I normally sit back and enjoy watching you and the gang bringing up the issues when they happen on alter or app, sorry, after. It was late, though. But the Zach Kregger situation is one I would like to hear your thoughts on. That's the situation? I don't know. I've never heard this. Maybe. I don't know. Let's read on. As you know, your man has a new movie coming out called Resonive, or I haven't heard this, which has been getting a lot of buzz. What is this resident even? I don't know. Who is this Zach Kregger guy you're talking about? Both positive from general audiences, but a lot of nasty comments from fans.

3:00:39Not too long ago, he went out and stayed it during a junket that he was naive to believe fans would be open to a new story, a step giving them what they are already used to. Those same fans went online calling it in an apology tour. Now, he not only will not do a sequel to his upcoming film, If Successful, he's announced that RE will be his first in-last franchise that adaptations stating he wants more creative freedom. I can tell you right now, I don't think it's because of any kind of feedback he got. It was never an intention to really do a sequel, at least not from him. So many wants to do it, they can do it. But he did say I'm in the beginning, he's like, I just want to make this and I'm not making anything. I don't want to make a resident even movies. I'm gonna rest in my career, try to be the next Paul Anderson. Yeah, exactly. Let's see here. He has even made it known that he won't be co-writing the weapons prequel, Gladys, but only producing it now. I guess those fans really did a number on him.

3:01:40Since you and Zach seen that report, let me put this out here right now, because I don't want anything to, I want anybody to think I'm ever name dropping, or I'm trying to make it seem like, oh, my buddy, Zach, listen to God. He's been nice ever since I didn't interview with him. He's been real open. He let me come to a couple of sets. I ain't gonna sit up here and claim to be like, what best buddy is there, anything like that? I'm not gonna do that. I'm one of those people that I'm realistic. I'm just like, hey, unless you continuously see somebody, if somebody's career gets bigger and you don't see them all the time, I'm gonna be shit, does that crack or crack or say, it's gonna be a point where if I ever, I don't involve anybody, I might get a text from him, a text him sometimes, but I will not, it's not consistent. I ain't gonna sit up here and try to act like we've been best friends, anything like that. And I'm willing to bet that as his career goes on, he probably even talked to me no more. You know, that's understandable. Yeah, it is, it is, but who knows. Who knows? I'm just being realistic. Sure.

3:02:40I don't, I don't, you just, you try to say what happens when it's like right now. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I'm being realistic. No, you roll people. Yeah, I don't want to ever, I don't want any kind of room is spread out there and be like, oh shit, you know. What are you thinking about there? He's buddy with this guy. No, he's been manless and he's a real nice guy. He's been real nice to me. I don't, I don't want to act like I'm talking to him consistently and I don't want to make it seem like, you know, everything he does, I'm going to be privy to it as his career is bigger, just blowing up. I probably won't even be anybody that he talks to anymore. I mean, maybe he will. I don't know, but I'm just, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm not a name drop. Sure. Sure. So let's get that out the way. But since you was actually in that report, what do you think of this whole situation that you feel for Zachary to support the fans and actions? Thank you for the great entertainment and look forward to the future videos. Well, like I said, I don't think, and it was told to me, he doesn't have any intention to make any more resident evil movies. So this didn't have any effect on him. That's he never wanted to do this. He wanted to make one, he never wanted to do more.

3:03:41He wanted to make one. And if Sony said that they were going to do some more, continue with that Sony, you know, you can't control what Sony wants to do for a property that big. Right. He laid the groundwork for one movie. If it's successful, they want to run with it. Cool. As far as people reacting, I think that everybody who creates something, and puts it out there, I don't care what people said. The biggest bullshit answer somebody gives you is that, I don't make movies for people. I make them for me. So you put all this time, effort, money into making something that you don't give a shit about what people thinks. No, I think feedback and criticism affects anybody that has taken on a long creative endeavor that they put a lot of hard work into. And if people criticize it, yeah, it gets to them, I think. I can't speak for him, but I also think. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I think that, but I also think fans get delusional about the power they have. Yeah, no, you know, the fans reaction, but that's hurting them.

3:04:44It's like, maybe, I mean, the box office numbers will be what hurts or you know, exactly. I would say that I'm thinking about anybody who does this. I think anybody would be irritated by people saying something. That's not released yet. Yeah, anybody would be mad. Everybody would be irritated by it. Anybody would be saddened by that, but at the same time, that's the way it's going to be. And it's, it's, like you said, the box office is going to prove how, you know, in the end, who gets the last laugh on this. And I just think that, man, let's just take Resident Evil out of it. There's so many movies that come out in fans. It's based on something. The fans are going to, the fandom, the fans of people who are hardcore about it. They're going to always have something to say. Oh, yeah, no, always. And if the movie, you know, say it, it does okay, not great. It's carrying the baggage of all these other bad Resident Evil movies. Because that, you know, it, that, like the movie wise, that brand has a stink on it.

3:05:47Yeah, the kind of thing. It's a new Resident Evil. People are like, yeah, I've done that. No, no, no, thank you. Yeah. I tell you, man, look, I play the hell out of Resident Evil. You know that. I'm a huge fan. And what, you know, is this the movie? Because everybody has the movie they would make. Is this the movie I would have made if I was making a Resident Evil movie. I'm like the fans. I would like to see a character from the games done right in the film. And a great story that is inspired by the games. I don't want to see a game that is, you know, just repeat what we've already played. I like to see these characters go up on a new adventure in a game. I mean, in a movie. And, you know, I want to see it. I want to see Leon. Leon's my favorite character. I want to see Leon in a movie being a badass and being in something that's kind of influenced by the games. Some of the best parts of the games. But it's not my movie, but at the same time, if I want to, you know, regardless of what I want to see, I'm not going to this movie saying, oh, man, it's bullshit. I haven't seen it yet. Right, right. I don't do that with any movie. If I haven't seen the movie, regardless of what my expectations are or what my trepidations are before, good. I don't, I always give it a chance. And so that's the way I think most people should do it.

3:06:48And if the people who are out there going to criticize, that's the internet. You can't do nothing about that. And that's the way it's going to be. Shit, that was a girl at Dragon Kind. We walked in and this girl was talking about, yeah, the, you know, people on the internet, they're constantly getting criticized about my age and what I'm trying to do. And people always have something to say. And these guys will be on the panel being very nice. The only people you have to impress is yourself and your husband and your beautiful child. You know, don't worry about the people. So, you know, you can press the, what you call it, mute button or whatever. What you call it when you want to get rid of somebody. You want to talk to any more block button. Yeah, you can press the block button and you can mute people. You don't have to listen to people. And I said, I wish I was up there. I would have told her I said, if this is what you feel right now and you trying to build an internet community or a channel or something, you ain't built for this. Because people don't build internet talking shit about you all the time.

3:07:48Shit, a little bit of hard love here. You can't take this right here before you even get started. Don't do it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got to read it. I can see you too. So, yeah. Yeah, man. Anyway, we got to hear you. Let me see. Good point. Yeah, okay. Thank you so much. Thank you. Everybody's here. Oh, the chat. We appreciate you. Thank you for the birthday wishes. I appreciate that. And let me see you. Thank you, Martin. Thank you, Billy. And when I want to thank our special guest tonight. Oh, girl. Oh, girl. Yeah. Next time we see she's going to be 10 feet tall. Yeah. And swollen. All right, everybody. K cool, man. It's a gmail.com. That's K C O L M A N Z.

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