THE WEEKLY ROAST AND TOAST - 09-02-2026

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1:28The weekly roasts and toasts once again, everybody. And once again, I am, Cory Coleman. Mark Thomas. Yes, I am. Cory Coleman is out there. All you wanna know. Yeah, there's others out there. I can tell you about what happened. And this is not about me. Mark Thomas. Yes. How you doing? I let you up in here. It's a cat. Oh, I got a talk in that cat. Oh, I am still, Billy. Not here, not here, no. Yeah, Wednesday night. Yeah, you know, it's white one on Wednesday. It is through all of us. Yes, it is. She's that group, yeah. Yeah, he killed me. I was reading it, white woman. Yeah, son. That old white woman, son. When she gonna die, let us have Billy. Why has there been no meme of that? Of all the hundreds of things, never that. Because they know. We told them, you know, we're not supposed to know about this. We really appreciate your silence. You know, some things we need to keep between us, y'all.

2:29Thank you. But he'll be in here a little bit. If you know, he's walking in a little stiff every week. I don't know what she's doing here. It's got to wipe down. Oh, people, how y'all doing? I know what this is. This is the show where we take a movie of your choice. You vote for it. We have a poll here. Democracy in progress. And you vote on that film. Usually considered to not be very good by society. And we put them in the grill and roast it. Nice and toast. And who knows? And might feel so good. Might taste so nice that we would dumb might even raise a glass and toast that. It happened last week. Did it? No. Oh, good luck. Yeah. You expect to get to see it. I genuinely like it. I expect to get you to. I do. No irony. You know, I'm not going to be there. I'm not going to be there. I'm not going to be there. You know, I don't have to. I don't have to. I don't have to. No irony. Oh, that's okay. Okay. Oh, man. I've had a good time. And look, I am. Why is this a silly movie? It's fine.

3:29I'm not ashamed to be me. Speaking of mine. Sometimes you go, you go, oh. Well, concern this movie is really for kids. Yeah. Why am I even getting upset about it? It was so much better than first speaking. For me. It was, you know, it was, it was true gadgets. Yeah, yeah. It was. know what it was for the purest it it it it respected the source exactly now see they get it yeah never thought I say that about expecting edge to never in my life but here we are the same thing happened again this evening well we'll see we'll see because well we got this evening is a movie that I don't even remember I remember we saw it hmm I remember that I didn't come out there praising it but I you know I don't know how deep my feelings run with this yeah I found out today might I turn around we'll see we'll see all folks great to have y'all here today we're gonna get things started I let I let I did start

4:33intentionally a little later today because of Billy yeah because this is all we got to do is just the roast you know last week people were dying oh yeah we had to jump right in there yeah yeah yeah yeah I guess that's true actually this roast is a theme from last week when the green reaping we don't hit the damn rampage taking that some people said taking the wrong white people you got them you got them I got them for your boss yeah who you get no I said Donnie not Dolly people you got a you got an 80 year old white man pride for hell over here you didn't want to take him yeah I said that cockroach and going nowhere too evil to die yeah yeah we've all no relatives like that too boy I ain't gonna say who it is but my I had some cousin mind just say they had I had I had a relative had and they said you never met them before but they say yeah

5:34yeah we we thought you might have because we yeah they were yeah they were they were feisty yeah he said yeah we didn't think they were ever gonna go yeah I'm talking about a relative y'all oh man oh look at this I see we got something new over in the chat bam start on the OG chat oh there we go Marb Marbill I tell them to cadets oh my god look home pixie did you see you made it you're in the movies I love that G Colby that's excellent oh they're going Billy yeah Billy he'll disguise himself as they then into that white girl he'll find a way I'm I'm sorry Andrew uh G Colby got you beat on yeah yeah yeah yeah but both of his right here oh we got it don't even know

6:35what that is kind of funny when is it I can't make it out that's I think that's Hector and Salamonco or whatever okay oh dang okay you redeemed yeah that is funny oh we got a tele to Billy oh cocky cocky boy I gotta tell you man now I don't know if this man used AI that's the only way he'll get points off because this does look kind of aish oh yeah I'm not no no no no no no it's not no it's not no yeah cocky I think because cocky he made the tele to Billy's right there but I think Marfield got you beat yeah thanks oh nice play on words hmm wouldn't that I know cocky's like oh we'll see about that I guess I better get rid of some memes about me what you get that picture you call Bill pixie that pixie is too funny and the

7:37worksheet but she's actually making me laugh more than the main thing yeah and you know why because her eyes are trying to look at both the other yeah right there's the eye on each kitty oh nice nice work my friend very nice I took some of y'all's advice and we're gonna have I don't know if they'll be contest but they will be I guess sort of top 10's our awards for some of the best memes and some of the best uh the ice trains out there yeah David didn't make it tonight oh he said I'm kind he said I'm coming back tomorrow and I guess maybe he got caught up in some maybe so yeah you know out them streets yeah exactly he looked like you looking for ads last night did he like none worked out he just got here I bought this bottle of scound for whatever honey I brought like to the crib but now here you go yeah yeah I'll take it yeah we cracked it open last night he

8:40brought over a bottle of mescal it was good yes good that's good I really wasn't angle in for you to open it I was just look I was just admiring the bottle yeah good line all right I know what you know I'm not man nice bottle hmm well it looks like a very good one you got oh I give it a kick give it a bottle man no it was good though it's funny I always think of mescal is brown but well there is oh there is there is repressato oh just like tequila yeah just like tequila okay actually I think I've just bought because twin liquors here was having a sale and I think I bought some repressato a league out oh okay yeah league out is another mescal out there yeah so last night we had who we have here yeah David Prin was here and oh Julian yeah finally it was in crack open those tacos you wouldn't able to eat yeah yeah you got here yeah cuz you tried to get some tacos and then come over to the show and they were according to him they taking that sweet-ass time

9:41over there and then Adam was in there yeah Adam walked in yeah and I and boy Adam be lying I can tell you lying cuz I said cuz we all cracked up this mescal and I I didn't ask Julian green I know he ain't like he's if he ain't shooting them bus balls I don't know like blue balls yeah you ain't shoot like the grossest shit out there he ain't drinking it right you know he's not about the fine the the fighter no no the finest spirits in life you don't get this because to give it to you would be to throw it away it would be yeah I'm gonna go ahead I'll be better off putting your car but I didn't even ask him a lot of me to Tim burgers but David the guy brought it who was a guest just today gave him some of course gave you some poured myself a little bit and then Adam was in there and so you know that Adam likes to feel included so I said Adam be you you part taking the mescal and he you could tell he did not want to do it but he didn't hesitate a long time he said

10:47occasionally I was like okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and I said well you're gonna do it now cuz you said so cuz I know you want to be included but I know you really don't want this but I and he's at a game just a little bit and boy and it's really I poured just a sip and I know I know I know I know I know you poured him just a little just enough to cover the surface and get the coat the surface of the body and I don't know how long he was there is that coming from I can tell you know I got I got left before he finished and I think what you love is like thank you cuz I think I took his okay and just poured that little drip that I he won't even drink it he just put it to a listen is not too bad you know he think you undercover yeah we are going to train it there you man

11:48yeah good old Adam boy I love man yeah you know he's a he's a team player you know you don't want to be oh yeah you see what Tyler did in his Netflix show no I did not I don't know what he did but I know I saw something where it's like he's breaking hearts with this one breaking hearts as in like breaking hearts because people are loving him or breaking hearts no no like it like people are gonna watch this and they gonna cry it's what it's what the least what the the copy the I don't know if it was an article or just the blurb that that they're putting on so he did something pretty good I mean maybe I hope not somebody these bros are already broken your brain I was gonna break your heart yeah I mean they might have been the ad copies of saying that yeah you see here but it didn't have any of the usual players in it okay yeah maybe

12:48one of his tv shows I think I think it's the tv movie like maybe it's gonna be okay he says his TV show cuz oh yeah no that they take that back yeah TV show black and beauty and thing a beauty and black whatever oh no no this is something else yeah cuz he's about to get me to watch this when he's crazy I said beauty in the black yeah beauty in the black he's about to get me to watch that and that that looks crazy okay yeah that looks like vintage Tyler Perry right there is ninjas Corey wait a minute what he's doing something with ninjas okay now I didn't see that is that because he didn't want to use the inward because it's real ninjas is it black ninjas like some history of black ninjas let me see what he's doing Tyler Perry nice to see him do something completely different I mean he has it's always been crazy what well he's at comedies he's have period pieces he's he's he's had dramas I'm talking about it completely different what more do

13:51you want from this man sci-fi action man his movies are so fine we're talking about they're not reality intentional sci-fi okay you gotta be very specific hell his shit is right there with Lord the rain is all fantasy Tyler Perry and ninjas look what are you y'all talking about there's a miss so you say there's a ninja attack there's a ninja attack and beauty in the black well you asked for something different man I guess hey remind me not to do that no more hey you haven't seen it man come on it might be just what you were asked before boy I am late in the game on this man I wish I had got started with this okay I do remember on a general hospital with soap opera they they type soap opera eventually they got their stories

14:54around to having the KGB Russian sleeper agents and a man who had a machine that could control the weather oh that's normal Tyler Perry you know you're in that movie with it was a man who created some sci-fi adventure yeah I need I need this need you it believe in me in my sci-fi invention right here you might be making a time machine what the hell is this this so there's a ninja attack and the reason why people this this sounds crazy and I haven't seen it so I can't really give you any details I can't judge this but this looks like it's exaggerated if it's Tyler Perry of course but it looks like it's it's it's pretty much a straightforward soap opera soap opera drama going on yeah yeah so for a ninja to just come out of nowhere but you knew he had to lose his mind at some point Tyler Perry will show restraint for only so long yeah yeah yeah but I mean if they're introducing the ninjas to the show aren't you gonna start watching fuck yeah starting now

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17:19yeah come on why don't you go down just happy come on he like no Negro for real what the fuck just happened ninjas came out of nowhere you know what show we in that wasn't even in the script that they kept that in that that was a real take what the hell just happened man they didn't tell that brother ninjas going to be in here took what young Julian hey dad asked serious yes and this is why I love mr. Perry okay what are the most bold filmmakers out there we have today what your low-writ ninjas jump out have a big scene of alley and a pilot who a van and drive off and you talk about ninjas these are new rules that got they just came from a costume shop exactly

18:27I'm dropping a damn van the middle of the day coming out middle of the day neutralizes the effect of the black suits but you know these these are apprentice ninjas I guess you know what you have the Wu-Tang clank of yeah and this brother like what the hell is this what he's shocked what the fuck just happened in what did you get me involved and my toe is ninjas going to be in this show come on come on no way we ain't going nowhere exactly until you tell me what the hell that was about come on come on my ass man we've done two seasons of this shit you know this is that come out of nowhere

19:28shit I mean he's like I know Tyler Perry's crazy but god damn it was at least grounded for a little bit usually there's some easing until it not not the Tyler Perry way shit then ninjas came from it just came from another show crotch over with some other show he's working on you should probably move okay tell us what this is about chat y'all brought this up so what happened I'm like this guy what the hell just happened let me get twitch gippy out the way or something that's new up in there oh somebody said it's insane well yeah we got that part ask us they came from the from the Neil Bringson oh I gotta tell you something about Neil Brings oh it's uh

20:30yeah they say it's it's a backdoor pilot to a new show that's what I was saying oh boy man propria ninjas are appropriate for for Tyler Perry cuz Tyler Perry is the man with no fear the daredevil of filmmaking just don't give this shit man I am going to start watching this show now I am watching this episode when I get back that's what we doing on Sunday we're going to talk about what the hell this shows not right here at least for the time figure out what led up to this yeah yeah Terry Tyler Perry bimms up a backwards to insult the intelligence of his audience you slap some in the face do that I was a deafness slap in the face cuz I was I don't even know if this shows about not just saw this one clip and I'm shocked right what do you think about all the people who watch it just for the soap opera aspects and then suddenly they're getting ninjas hey man are the ratings down on Netflix for this show I mean

21:35what because soap opera's do crazy shit too yeah like I said yeah the the the the spies and the and the weather machine yeah I remember I used to say my godmother some days that like uh when I was home from school sick or something I just skipping a day and I was staying my godmother was next door she'd watch soap opera's all day and I remember there was there was a a couple episodes where a gorilla escaped from the zoo and and kidnapped one of the female actresses and they many pretty much just did the cheapest ass version of King Kong because it was the obvious gorilla suit yeah because also poppers ain't gotten enough money to do like major special effects right right yeah it was a dude a gorilla suit and I remember y'all might find this clip but I remember he was he was on that he kidnapped his woman he's on the edge and they shot his ass and I remember just the bad acting for the gorilla cuz they had to leave on cliffhanger so they had to make it linger and so the dude in the gorilla suit he's like just fall just just die already yeah so yeah

22:47the soap operas do crazy shit so in a way yeah Tyler Perry just keeping the tradition going and the bet and he'd know better there's no one better suited than Tyler Perry well you know you have these directors like Tarantino and Adam Wengard who are like I want to make movies like this one's I grew up with Tyler Perry must have grown up watching soap operas yeah and not movies that's why it's movies are so you know just join it and weird but but this is so proper ish yeah maybe he watched soap operas in Hong Kong cinema yeah kung fu flicks or somebody just said man what you need to do is put ninjas in there popular yeah and spider man you're making a comeback right now ninjas are hot again right now ninjas are hot again I don't think they are this brother I would have loved to have been in the room with everybody who's been watching this show

23:48from the beginning to see the what the fuck expression on y'all's faces cuz these are ninjas who really did come out of nowhere like these guys just got through from a business meeting yeah I don't have lunch break yeah throwing down throwing knives and stars so I'm Asian too look at them oh yeah yeah okay I thought they really were some Wu-Tang ninjas actually you got deep authentic so I guess that van dropped them off in the morning went to go get donuts to eat lunch let them let them climb up on top of the building just wait he wants to pick the bear right starbucks order came back boy that's old jenky has ninja here too cuz I think they hit those dudes they ran straight

24:54oh boy god bless you thalapera you know the wind but leave my wings he's never gonna let you down there's me I love this man I love this man hey all right hey you never know keep hey thalapera keeping you on your toes what you say that dropped them off that like a damn work crew I guess they're around home people they have home people ninjas on they want to eat and sack lunches and wait for them to show up hey man you want your chips yeah what you want to eat sandwiches and shit wait yeah cuz the man couldn't just pull up let them out get killed those dudes and get back in haha yeah that somebody ready who said this man spud sasky I guess I'm about to be as ninjas up in here

25:57somebody said it looks fake oh we talking about like you like it looks fake like this ain't Tyler Perry you say AI all right that's why I would say AI can't fake some bullshit like this hmm he's somebody I bet that we are man I would make it look too good no actually would look clean you can tell this was shot on the cheap yeah hey I would actually put atmosphere yeah I'm talking about man they shot this the middle of the day of a the day of Allen before the day of the destruction crew chase that stuff come on man look that would look that that would look so much better if AI had done it and I'm not even this is not a pro AI type thing no no not at all that looks like flat lip uh-huh no this is hey listen these these forms they're these poses and not all that type one now you know they say no AI this is like a damn YouTube video what you talking about oh man what in camera is all over the place yeah

26:58shit I've seen Ninja Turtle shows it had more atmosphere than me yeah it breaks that's where I'm at I got damn shit that that coming up their shells to look better than this you talking about AI did this no AI AI AI can fake cheap shit like this hey I said you're gonna bear it man man thank you so much for sending us this this is we we got to put this shit up yeah ask I'm putting this up on YouTube and asking y'all right now what the fuck is this cuz I'm just I'm late to the game right I wish I wasn't that'll teach me to sleep on Tyler Perry uh wait did anybody did they mention which episode it is no that's a great question cuz I I'm not going through this whole series just to find that one episode oh I'm oh I watched the one before this one I don't blame caught up no I Martin that's what you should

28:00do no but I'm a glutton for crazy shit so what yeah what episode is this so Martin can know oh let me see here you best protect your neck his eyes up you know what I'm gonna call eyes right now he was the first one telling you to watch this episode he was the first one telling me to watch this show okay before this happened okay now he didn't tell me to watch this episode that was somebody in the chat hey Siri call eyes green speaker man what if it's been this crazy all this time I know eyes green mobile on speaker then I'm going to be kicking myself all night see if I can call eyes real quick get some clarity on me oh do you have a moment okay do you mind being on air okay all right I'm sitting here with Martin and myself and we have a question for you

29:04yeah what the hell is up with these ninjas man don't act like you don't know yeah you've been watching you've been watching that Tyler Perry so you've been trying to put me on oh oh oh oh oh my friend I'm on the hang up right now you you continue your journey with that show which show is this beauty in the black yeah oh my friend yeah of course of course Tyler Perry has dinges like where the dumb was it like what he's yeah you stupid ass what you think of course it's gonna be ninjas I hate that we spoiled it for it so I am sorry I said anything man but you know what I think my friend you went for a treat oh I can't wait ninjas on my little god that's the national evolution yes yeah of course of

30:08course get get Tyler Perry time this is why you don't get Tyler Perry a series no that is why you give Tyler Perry a series are you talking about you know because he only has so much time in the movie the gold that's oh yeah yeah yeah this is gonna turn the game of thrones after one black house of the dragon except us there is no development this shit comes out of nowhere yeah man you listen I am not gonna say anymore because I don't want I've already said too much you know I'm like to just drop everything and well they dropped everything in this yeah move over landing yeah you know John Stewart gonna have to like just sit this one out for a little

31:12I got I got to hang with tp tp all right man well what's uh thank you for your time sorry just try this Dean we're trying to get some clarity but of course it's none to be had sure all right talk to you later man all right see you guys bye man I wonder if this is the first episode of the new season do y'all know man y'all put his on this so somebody got to have some answers got there so what's the information this man is getting man episode five from last season I guess whoa is that last season episode five of oh it's just so episode five of of this season because this is season three okay oh season three yeah I was gonna say if it was an earlier season I was probably would have seen it yeah yeah okay all right okay I'm on it y'all I'm on that's what I need to know

32:15is out there yeah let me say yes this season yeah Mike Ennis I'm sorry Mike nice I thought it was one of those my penis kind of no no it's it doesn't mean it's my penis apparently that's just that's me yeah sorry yeah maybe maybe he didn't mean it like that uh somebody school said he found it oh let me see what you find oh and my man he did he found okay you man you got you got tell me what it is you found I'll stop you still talking about these ninjas he found the gorilla oh from that soap opera detective skull yeah thank you skull yeah I knew that I look I knew was out there yeah this is the uh this is the soap opera that I saw I hadn't seen this since I was probably nine

33:21years old y'all this is the soap opera and I don't know which one it is I forgot general hospital maybe I don't know uh as a well-turned it's all crazy shit doesn't matter but this is the episode I saw it nine years old at my godmother's house where the guy was in the bag real a suit who got shot is about to fall off this building with this woman he kidnapped he's like he's teeter when we heard over the edge yeah he was on the edge and man did I not get it right he's we've got him over there before it's too late anymore we make a course of the dropper we could try another tank my driving back to the end fuck that's a matter of monkeys I told you what were you expecting god damn plenty of the age yeah natural gorilla yeah you expect to see Caesar

34:23come on he could drop deal you oh my god well you can see how that leg you see how they you remember till they drag that out uh-huh oh I remember how they would do y'all got dammit come on now yeah dropper fall back do something boy now whoo he's stretching out out we still got two more minutes keep it going he started like a doll tone everybody standing there looking yeah it's a damn it it's a monkey the fake ass gorilla I was a man the fake ass gorilla suit and they put this in slow motion showing you just how shitty it looks yeah so it could go off that

35:25weight and then come back the next day on the same thing yeah they just back it up 10 minutes exactly what they did show you the same thing oh there goes the other leg is he is he meditating what the trying to find his in place okay this is spence is killing you what's spence this is stupid is she gonna drop man drop that bitch again I get going with your life and let us get over ours put reverb on it

36:25what you just you know she's one of us was that we just go behind the pushy push both of them down yeah exactly no you can make up your mind you're both going down and mercy he can his breath oh uh that is tossin ironville God, damn, he had dragged in this out. It's insane. It really is. I didn't know it went on this long. My godmother was, she was on the edge of her seat.

37:27If you ate a gummy, you're still watching this. You start to lose your sense of time in Spain. It might make this quicker. It might speed it up. You just dissolve into it. Or you can either eat a gummy or watch this. You get the same effect. Oh, there she goes. Look at this old Styrofoam castle they got right there. For sure. The floor is right there, by the way. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. The bad time to wake up. Yeah, yeah, that gummy war. Oh, shit, where am I? Oh, at least that was a real stunt man, though. Yeah. I thought it was going to be a dummy. Oh, shit. I can't walk.

38:28You like shit. I did my best. I did it. Of course. Oh, I'll let it out. For that. If you've been watching the soap, you know they're not going to kill it. I mean, it's a pretty do kill people with it. Never that gruesome. But the actor is, our actor is going to say I've been not dying. It's fake in. It's stupid airs. It's stupid airs. Wave just fake airs monkey up here. So when the gorilla falls over, do they move? The traveling. You know what? I don't remember. Let's see what happened to the gorilla. I don't think they ever showed you. It's my doctor. I'm a husband. Maybe he got away. It's like Michael Myers. They go up there. He's gone. There was nobody, sir. Kill you.

39:31I can't get a false. We see a movie. Let me see if the, yeah. They never answer anything about that monkey. What soap was this? I don't know. I'm playing. I want to see the name. I'm working as a hero, exactly. They take their time with everything. I'm normally the title winner come up. You sit through them. 30 minutes of b-roll right in. Yeah. Are there titles? Oh, Ryan's hope.

40:37Okay. We never watch that one. Yeah, that's one I never knew anybody that watched it. I'm not my godmother. You know, because of dumb shit like this. I don't know anybody watched it. I bet they were like, man, we got to do something at the rating. If not ninjas, they're gorilla. Woo. See, I think I'll be bullshit sometimes, but I'll tell you all, man. Thank God. I said there's a chance that the old Mandela might have been in here. Mandela effect. I don't know. You have some pretty good details for it to not be true. But then there's some things that I remember details on. It swore that it was there and then completely wrong. Like I, my classic one that I remember getting completely wrong is on a robot chicken. I swore that JK Rowling was digging in a trash can and ate a dead raccoon.

41:39And that, that, I don't think that happened. Sure. Not the way I described it. I know I described something and did not happen like that. Okay. Yeah, but I thought it opened up with like the second open up and just dig into the trash and then getting a raccoon car. And just like, I feel like I saw that. But it could be you saying it made me imagine it. Yeah, because I've seen enough robot chicken to wear on my brain to put that together. Yeah, oh, somebody said that was real life. Because they would make a fun to her before she made it big. Oh, yeah, yeah, actually, I know how she was homeless before she got it big. And it's like, yeah, you weren't homeless. Yeah, that's still dead. Dicks with time machines. Yeah, that's what it was. It was going into back and changing time. Yeah, I, oh, yeah, I remember that all wrong. So yeah, let me see here. But yeah, that was, I'll thank y'all for that, man. That was, that was quite something. Yeah, that was like a weird Brian's hope.

42:41Oh, let me see here. Fatem, not think he put up that robot chicken segment I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, man. But you know, I don't know. Maybe I did remember she is digging in the trash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, it was a pizza. Yeah, but I do remember, I was like, I know I've seen that with her digging in the trash. JK Rowling. Cool, but I'm a, are you an angel? I am from the future. In 15 years time, you will be a best-selling children's book author whose net worth is more than one billion American dollars. I had an idea. I bet a boy wizard. No, your books will be about magical raccoon. I mean, they mentioned a raccoon for some reason. I don't know how I manifested that into her actually eating a raccoon. Well, I mean, it's close. Well, look, along she was digging the trash.

43:42That's all I can about. She was digging the trash. A raccoon was mentioning it. Hey, you can't get them all right. All right, y'all. Let me see here. Let's go ahead and do the, let's do the poll before Billy gets here. And I'm probably getting here as we're doing the poll. But we let y'all know ahead of time that you said what our themes will be. Oh, you know what? So we mentioned this last week, Martin, so that we were specifically going to do two B movies. Oh, right. Yeah, there's some two B movies that we need to do. And we got a, we got an unusual entry. Yeah. When you would not expect for a two B movie. And there's five of them. So you have starting with the unusual entry. Big shark. Tommy Wazoo. Something that he's been working on for years.

44:44I don't know. His post room stuff has not been so great. But yeah, it's like now that he's in on the joke. Yeah. It's like, okay, maybe that makes it even worse. I don't know. Yeah, it's worse, but not in a good way. But go ahead. So Martin, you have also give me back my baby. Love beat the hell out of me. Sloppy seconds and the caretaker. Have you all heard of any of these? And then some people had mentioned the stepmother. I think that's what it is. Somebody say, hell of a title. Oh, let me see. Somebody said, let me see the baby one. Somebody's ever heard the baby one. Somebody's unfortunately no. Sloppy seconds. Somebody said, I know downward step. Yeah, stepmother. I'll put stepmother in there. I'm gonna take what out. You can take anyone. You don't have brown. I don't know. What should you replace it? Y'all tell me. What do you think should replace? Because I, because we have been talking about stepmother for a while back. And so you tell me which one I should take out.

45:46Stepmother should be in there. Nope. All would be classic BS. Remove big shark. I like this list. Somebody said, that's a ninja that said that. By the way, that's ninja turtle. Sloppy seconds is way too wild. Let me see. Replace big shark with everybody saying, no. Please don't remove, please don't remove big shark. Okay, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if somebody would be that these. Caretaker would be a great role. Somebody said some people give me some things. No big shark must stay. Okay, all right. All right. I actually have seen some of big shark. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, he might. He's been working on it for years. Even if he's even on the joke, it's one of those that's. It's, it's not him trying to act bad. It's him just going crazy. Okay. Can we watch the trailers? No, we need to watch the trailers all day.

46:46Now you know that. Well, how do we know how to vote? It's like sending people to the polls without them being informed. Well, they have to do the own research. You can't even watch trailers all day. I know, but there's no time now. Somebody keeps saying scary movie too. Two people sitting here. See, now you all got to make up your mind. I see two people asking for scary movie or whatever. Oh, it is. And I'll do that one day, but y'all got one time y'all saying, please do it. And he said, no, don't do it. That's it. I was like, what do y'all want? Y'all got to make up your mind. Well, the chat is not a monolith. No. Can I see the options? I just came back. Yes. Yeah, chicken wings is like, I don't know what none of these.

47:48And it has been pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, seven up is fighting back with their new line, lemon soda. Now, line comes first. Seven up. Flip the set. You have big shark. Give me back my baby. Love beat the hell out of me. That title. Sloppy seconds. That title too. And the caretaker. Sloppy seconds. I'm probably going to take out because that looks like a cheap one. I'm going to take Sloppy seconds out. And I'm going to put in the step, step mother. Let me see here. Okay. Keep love. Beat the hell out. I will. I'll keep that. Just from the titles. Mostly. Do Sloppy seconds. All right. I don't know, man. No, I'm going to break you saying, take that out. Now I'm taking that out.

48:48I'm taking Sloppy's thing. No, you can put gifts up in there. Good. Look at that. Please don't get rid of it. If I can put six in there, I'll put six. I think I can put six in there. Let's see. Well, you know what? Before we do anything, are y'all fine with this? Because. And I'll put step mom or step mother, whatever in there somewhere. But are y'all okay with this? And if you are, I'll go ahead and proceed to pushing for people like, yeah, we're good. All right. All right. It's a good pole. Sure. Yeah. All right. Yes, we're okay with this. All right. Okay, then. Well, you know what? In order to get this done, we need 50 subs. And y'all can start dropping those subs now. Y'all know how it goes over here. Let's see here. Let's see if we can do this before Billy gets in here. So when Billy gets in here, we can start. Oh, did we reach level three today, by the way? I don't think we did. Let me know. Did we reach level three? I don't see.

49:49Of course, y'all are waiting for the pole to drop subs with. So I can see why y'all are hesitant. So I'll wait for this and then we'll talk about what's going to be on the show. And actually, I'm just going to go ahead and do it. Let y'all know tonight. You know, we got Garfield, a tell of two kiddies. The cats are nice. They had to do them twice. I will have a hell of a try to say. All right. Let's see what we got here. Daniel. Daniel were smith. Dropped that sub. I was saying, that's a start, y'all. One sub. No, no, no. Okay. Stop being childish. Mellow cream. Some of the tell of two titties. Now, you stop that. You know better than that. All right. Alex is just okay. Okay. Okay, just a sub. And that's just good enough of us right now. All right, y'all. Still waiting. I need to see what the count is. So we got two subs.

50:50I'm rushing through this. We have 1093. So I'll tell you what. Yeah, let me make sure. Okay, 10 subs just came in. So I'll tell you what. Oh, my God. 25 subs just came in. Oh, really? Yes. 25 subs came in. I'll ask for just 15 more because I think that's where we need to be. We get to 1135, 15 more than we are ready to go. Big rev. Thank you for the big subs. As always, you are so kind to us. And we appreciate you. You want those guys who are on the right. If you ever come to Austin, you're giving us so much. That's one way we can gauge people be on the show. You can think you give enough subs because he's giving a lot. Yeah, that's true. So Austin, we got you some drinks. You get to sit on the show. Because maybe the drinks after the show. Definitely. T-Pin Man gave five subs. That should do it, right? Let me see. I said, what, 1035?

51:51I don't think so. I was asking for 15 more. Oh, I thought a big rev gave 10. He gave 25. But that was part of the. Yeah, okay. Exactly. Level 6 on the high train. Level 25. 10 more, y'all. 10 more. And we are well on my way. Because I'm curious to see how this is going to work out. Yeah. There's no way of knowing. No. Might be, might be doing an interview with Tommy Wazal. Buffalo Y Mix. Thank you. I don't know yet. Cor, you saw my new height. And look at this weather holes at. Oh, look at this. Right here. Well, you are definitely giving subs. We are your whole game. Subs to us. All right, folks. I think we made it weather holes at. Thank you so much. Thank you to our big donors tonight. Big supporters tonight.

52:52That would be big rev weather holes at T-Pin Man. Thank y'all so much. Level come to Austin. We got you 1142s where we're at. I'm sorry. No way. 1137. We made it. We made it. I'm sure it went higher than that. But we made it. All right, y'all. Luigi. I did see that you gave a new height train. I got downloaded. It looks like we have to play it now because we reach level six. But before we do that, let me go in and get this pole together. You got six choices because we're throwing one in there. I could not figure which one to take out. We're protesting everything. Big shark. Give me back my baby. Love, beat the hell out of me. Sloppy seconds. The caretaker. And I'm going to throw in there. Step mother. Love, beat the hell out of me. How are you going to write that in the pole? I'm just going to put love, beat. Okay. I ain't going to put that on the title. Y'all know what it is. Love, beat. I don't even think I'm going to remember this whole thing to be honest with you. All these titles are crazy.

53:52Yeah. You're allowed to look for us. Yeah, now one. All right. People, I can only put five choices in here. Uh oh. That's the only thing somebody got to be voted off. Somebody got somebody got to go. Somebody got to get the hell out of here. So I don't know which one y'all think it has to be. But Sloppy seconds. I'm taking Sloppy seconds out. How appropriate. Yeah, keep Sloppy. See people keep saying keep Sloppy. Get rid of Sloppy. Keep Sloppy. I see more people saying get rid of Sloppy seconds. Yeah, I'm going to get rid of Sloppy seconds to put in stepmother. Look, Sloppy seconds is that good. We'll go for another day. We don't have another 2B2s day in this case. So let's just go ahead and do this. Be all right. Uh, what do you mean hold on? What is the next roast? Keep that question Martin right then.

54:52Big shark. Stepmother. Love beat. What is the other one? The caretaker. And the last one I can't even remember. Give my baby back. Give me back my baby. Give me back baby. I'm going to put that right there. Give me back. Give me back. Baby. All right y'all. Hope this works for you. Y'all said you okay with this poll. So we're going to go with this. You have 10 minutes to vote. No additional votes allowed. No channel points required voting stars. Meow. Sir, what were you going to say? Our one screening next week is on Wednesday. Yes. So I didn't know if that would make you want to go. Oh, we should actually make it a two-be-two's day.

55:54Yes. Yes. And it looks like we might have to do a show on Thursday. That's Friday. I don't know. That's going to throw everything off. All right. Let me go through the garage for Mr. Brooks here. He's outside right now. And there we go. Hopefully he sees it. And he'll be in. And in the meantime, let's go ahead and see what's going on with this poll. Well, something's definitely winning here. I think it's going to run away with this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's been an actor and stuff before. He looked crazy. And... It seems like a lot of things. Some mainstream movies. And the rest of them... Oh, no, no. Yeah.

56:54He looked crazy. He contemplated the daddy from good time. John Amos. I don't know why, but to me, the caretaker looks like it would be cheap. You know it really looks cheap to me. Sloppy seconds. Because that picture's on a lot of this. All fuzzy and everything. see but yeah love beat the hell out of me well you are from the door at the crazy stuff it's not a same time wait me that cat isn't here look at that cat uh just like clank your on I'll be back motherfuckers yeah yeah yeah you can go ask me alright let me go and focus be gonna catch see he's you want to come in and say hey

57:55you can't take it you know that's my people so y'all gonna do me like that I watch it never wrong did you close the garage door I did but now you got me thinking about I got to wrap him anyway so let me see you did I did yeah and actually said was close with now I'm opening the game you did I don't know what did this no no I know I got it from up here yeah I'm coming to the side like I feel like Eddie Haskell he's showing up on the side door oh there we go I close it yeah yeah I got the right new ride oh last week oh that's right yeah no we went and hung out we I'll tell like I told you we hung out late yeah we went up was birthday a little wood oh yeah you're right he's new right yeah he came okay yeah he came and scooped you know oh nice we were the college we we we end up going out he's like midnight after midnight yeah it was after midnight was that yeah yeah it was actually about 12 30 because yeah I was hungry for a minute you showed up I was like I guess he ain't going there just chill

58:58because he didn't know we were like oh man this is cool yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know he doesn't say look man oh my baby I'd be in 20 minutes my man he's always when he's downstairs yeah yeah you don't tell you he's on his way nothing don't don't kick you never like you wanted to show up kick your shoes off relax maybe turn a shower off no it's not not my way man let's just say whatever about my mom to call me back I just go take it down and I leave the phone the other room otherwise can't get it how you're doing doing well man we do we got a lot done before you got in here we were good deal got the pole ready and everything here's our choices right here big shark give me back my baby love beat the hell out of me oh god that's like this yeah I told you oh that's the one they got you yeah just just when she's looking it's not true well I replaced sloppy seconds with the stepmother

1:00:01and then there's the caretaker and love beat the hell out of me 20 thousand older brother no three lose like candy man up candy corn man yeah dollar three candy man jolly wrench of man see yeah all right there's two yes a two-be okay next week we gotta do two be two be actually we'll have to be a two-be-two is it we got to move it to go to boy no let me tell me he's like I know I know yeah his name must be love but he's like like we're with the patience the composers like you sure you used it when you want to use it well I'm pretty sure that that was going to be the winner so I'm gonna go and download this new hype train from the Ouija let me see did you send it to me my friend oh let me see what do we have we talked about yeah we talked about um

1:01:02soap operas because Tyler Perry has a show that's kind of soap operas and format but yeah but somebody said there was an episode third season shipping look this is already exaggerated for Tyler Perry but just like over dramatic but season three episode five these brothers were now all about to go back to work or something from their lunch break and ninjas just don't know okay damn it's one thing to hear it but to see it right right and then he got us a talking about soap operas and back in the day I talked about I remember soap opera where man in a gorilla suit was holding a girl on the edge of a building and somebody found it it's it's just as I it's I already described it as crazy it is crazy than the way I described it so when the man dealt with that no that's exactly what you say yeah my grandma used to watch the stories stories yeah yeah yeah I would I would just get depressed like I can't watch this I mean you were little you had no control over the tea oh no oh no I used to get into the so

1:02:07and when summertime was around I used to get into the one that the one that I was into because this is the one that my mother my sister loved it was the young and the restless and then after that no it what was it was it the the prices right came on first yeah and then the soap operas came on after yeah yeah yeah during nighttime moments Dallas yeah yeah that was an Falcon breast and and dynasty that dynasty yeah or Dallas was huge oh yeah it was enormous and then my mirror was man when it was killed off your boy yeah Patrick Duffy Patrick Duffy yeah and then they're like we got such backlash to be like I was a dream right now we're more angry yeah yeah yeah no Dallas was huge man I think it just now has started showing Croatian so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so funny yeah they killed the J.R. I thought they shot the J.R. who shot the J.R. yeah I saw porn film that was they were trying to be like uh Dallas no they're trying to be

1:03:08uh yeah it'd try to be like Dallas and they the closest it got to it is that they just wore cowboy hat in the beginning and the intro and after they just started fucking it right right right are okay I want to say I'm racist I don't know if I say this but it was either German or it was it was Swiss where they shit know each other because that would be German yeah yeah no so it was yeah yeah so it was definitely from Switzerland but yeah they like they just in the beginning of the show they just they called the real Dallas or something and they just introduced all the stars and they were just wearing cowboy hats and on fake horses and they're like yeah no no and after that they just fuck they do yeah y'all get the idea the story it had no had no connection that guy they were leader holes in it they were not they after them was done they didn't they just

1:04:08went on about there like everything was their culture after that yeah yeah whatever story they would tell they had nothing to do with oil anything like that it was people just find them excuses have sex and shoot some oil was involved they was some jelly we got we got to sell this baby what is going on with you you want to say how to build it is that it no she literally walked the other direction she looked at at least look you up and down she's like I see that I see this ass she said what's up CPT yeah no she just like the last way she was in the same thing yeah just act them you know act them up and she's acting weird she getting bored some bush go look for treasures yeah yeah her hidden treasures yeah yeah think sometimes she doesn't like to just she doesn't like the sit-up here in cough she wants to go to the ground so she goes that in coughs she can get it out there yeah exactly and then she wants to get back up here so you get it out

1:05:10girl you good yeah she's like to the next one all right true all right howdy yeah I remember because I like I remember I was a teenager something we were all like trading tapes because we all of nasty as teenagers and then somebody gaming is taping on and I was like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know just saying nasty as teenage by the way boys and girls it was way harder back then you get to be lying and fast forward to the good parts of the tape ass yeah you did because that's when I was like the girl who was saying to the kids I was like I was like because I didn't understand what the theme of it was at the time I didn't know it was influenced by Dallas so at the beginning it was just it would just take like 10 minutes to like yeehaw yeah see we are Texas and then like the fuck is this and then obviously they work because everything with the architecture the room the interior decorated it was all yeah yeah it was all you know European so yeah you said like what the hell is this yeah man you can play in there like

1:06:12are you really here for exactly but also like now the parody ones now are so elaborate like that's true can you start I'm starting fucking music yeah I don't need this story I know what happened in the video game I saw it and they and they nasty too I remember that ninja turtle room while the ninja turtle yeah fucking April me and then gang banged it in the case coming in to me I mean didn't that ninja turtle allude to that when they were all Oprah oh yeah yeah and they made it happen yeah they all had they were these so they were these dudes and costumes because they switch so they they they're dudes and costumes and the costumes are elaborate and then the costumes got cheaper so that Dixie hang out yeah yeah I had to be able to do yeah I told you the crazier's one that I saw was was was one about Elmo Elmo in poinland or something and it was oh because it was inspired by when what's the name was on

1:07:15there and I'll be a parent Katy Perry was on there so this is this was inspired yeah by when up to this was shaking them up and down they're like all this is what the dads out there so they did they did I think I'm saying it was a parody they just did a take on that and so Elton and and and boy you talk about cheap like they had a cheap ass Elmo puppet like it's all right it's like like like like like like like like a lamb chop it's like it was made out paper mache probably just enough to not get sued yeah but it was I mean not that they were trying to make it look good they they like you ain't here to see this damn puppet right right they look like it was like they painted a damn uh uh paper sack red and put a nose on it like that it was cheap yeah and it was Elmo you know because it was the Katy Perry character she's like hey Elmo and Elmo's like hey are you doing oh you're so pretty as you're like oh Elmo you want to do the ABCs you think I'm so pretty yeah let's do the ABCs together let me show you how to do it my way and then of course you stripped down and start having sex with Elmo and that damn paper sack puppet when she was

1:08:19having sex with Elmo it turned to a full romance yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway and he wouldn't even try to do Elmo no more because you're like peaceful booty Elmo you like like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna black nigga no it was it was a white penis that was sticking out of it either way it wouldn't matter it's just a red carpet on it yeah it was just to do like a like a giant pinata oh no I believe you I'm just I mean you got to think through the thought process like how are we going to do this yeah transition from the puppet because well let's try our having sex with the puppet yeah that's not working oh no they just didn't care they're like you know I was like why we why you been trying to do what even like they gave up to do like yeah yeah like it yeah okay he wasn't like oh yeah like oh y'all the I love that like y'all you know we here for you so you mean if you if you

1:09:20made it this far right right you looking at it dude a shared carpet every time that does not sound like you know but that's how it's but even the ones with the good production value starts up oh y'all spent some money on this yeah yeah and then it's like it's time to fucks we gotta do some with all this yeah I got a whole panel's costume I can't be no you can't do it man's on it turns into plastic yeah either they're comfortable man I got I got it be flexible I'm not sure 20th are giving it like that but somebody said is this it uh yes you can show it yeah yeah it well it's on IMDb uh oh wait a minute no no this is no this is 2012 y'all this is like they said this is this is this it Dallas triple X a parody no that's made in 2012 oh but when I saw is like 80s made in 1980s and it's from and like I said it is either from Germany or Switzerland so keep my kiddos we said VHS yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and it sounds like it was like when Dallas was

1:10:29popular yeah that's right that's what that's exactly what it was yeah I mean I'll find the name of it so I can watch it again yeah let's all know it is it's called I think it's called you the real Dallas are Dallas something Dallas European style or something I don't know like European style butter Z-Boot Bell who wants that all right y'all let's see we got here well we have a winner yeah yeah love beat the hell out of me beat everybody in the whole all of us yeah yeah the stepmother of course was second I'm telling you this one because of the title but then you had big sharp came in third uh the caretaker fourth and give me back my baby yeah so that's it y'all we got our poll for next week and let me see here yes what the hell are you

1:11:35going to get the back in yeah let me see here uh oh somebody might have found it hmm you know what you somebody I mean I hate to be looking at porn on you somebody's to do you yeah somebody sent the uh yeah they sent the i and b pages up here this is 1984 yeah this is probably it except the title that I know it from is not I'm not gonna say the title I'm looking at everything that's even in even a foreign language because it's French but it's definitely nasty so I'm not okay okay and it's in French but you can still tell what it is I'm not saying the name of it the the the name that I saw it yeah under was Dallas something so anyway well let's see here y'all oh my page here Martin this quarter I gave you a little bit of a break with

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1:15:54right not that's your show oh all right y'all let me just do a little something here and we can be on our way all right y'all let's go ahead and get started with our latest roast this so so people Garfield the the first movie that was out there it was such a success that when they decided to make a sequel they said we got to give them twice the Garfield one Garfield ain't enough now people we gotta tell y'all they have to give y'all a tail of two kiddies right whoa how do we get two Garfields do they clone him did he did he have a long lost twin that just showed about another no people not even related Garfield and even know there was another Garfield out there

1:16:58what we have here is a cat that looks just like Garfield but is not in fact he said I don't mean gonna be Garfield because Garfield poor me this cat is born to a life of luxury cat has a staff waiting for him and by the way his name is Prince and he is living the life that is until Garfield shows up into London where this cat is living and living large too well he's a fat ass cat I ain't doing a damn thing you know my fat ass off that right you see these holes are right I ordered vanilla and chocolate you see yeah you wish you had yeah now when you get two cats that look like each other once from another country I mean they have to cross paths wacky miss does have to ensue and of course they lies getting mixed up Garfield gets pulled of the life of luxury Prince gets pulled into life of

1:18:02at least come in compared to the way he lives oh can they get back together and furthermore can they help some other situations that are going on you'll see as we talk about this no need to really play the trailer for you all should be revealed as we talk about this movie what you need to know right now however is that this is even though it's a roast it is a tribute to the late great Tim Curry right here who is up for anything he's forced a word man yeah he lives there act is gotta act act is gotta act and this man acted his ass off if you have you had a script he's like where do you want me to be right I'm standing over here over here yeah this man worked he knew the value of being out there and working while you can because you never know when something when the when the bottom is going to fall out right and and that man I keep digging up things oh Tim Curry like I mean there's so much crazy shit oh yeah yeah with Tim Curry out there I don't even know what this is this was sent to me by Kevin

1:19:06King thank you Kevin this is a Halloween video where it's him doing his best David boy imitation with the craziest videographics that are going on in front behind left right and above on him in some even below every soul a little shake with me the Aleminati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music that hits on named after the color of lemons nautical incidents big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years think about it but now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip this step into

1:20:15mouth I know he's that boy. Yeah, got that bat bat bow time. He's feeling good. Yeah. That's a bat bow time. Oh, he has a bat bow time. Yeah. He threw himself in everything that he did to the point where the shit just built good. I mean, the thing you cast him, he wasn't going to just phone it in. Right. He gave 100%. Like, he even stole every little thing he was in in Charlie's Angels. Oh, he stole both those things. I'm going to give so much of myself. I'm going to come in my pants. I'm doing it. Oh, yeah. People like, my name one role for one point he did is like he was busted in his face. I'm talking about him. I'm the food normal. I'm true. Spies. Spies. Spies. Spies. Spies. Spies. Spies. Spies.

1:21:16Spies. Spies. He even stated that he even had sesame cake. Yeah. I'm eating my sesame cake. I'm going to go to people. Yeah, yeah. Somebody should keep going. Let's see where this goes. No, yeah. We, we, we, we, we, we. Nice one. Nice one. Oh, people, I love Tim Curry. Man, love this guy. Yeah. I love Tim Curry. I love even the most crazy things that he has done. I have found a way to love him, except for this. I loved him, Curry. I hate this fucking thing. You still hate this movie. I hate this. Because even watching it. No, Martin, you know what? I'm sorry. Hate requires too much energy. Okay. I really, no, I ain't going all out for it. Okay, I'm really dislike this film. Okay. I dislike this movie because, like I said, I ain't going to say hate because that just requires a little bit too much.

1:22:18This is the kind of movie that makes me forgive the Chipmunks. And I don't tell you why. It's because of the first time. I got all of them. I love you, I love you. I love you, I love you. I love you, I love you. The Chipmunks get a pass today. Yeah. Yeah. And the reason why is because at least these damn rats did something, man. This movie, for me, you know, they're doing nothing. Let me just have this. I mean, say it word. Yeah, I mean, look at me like I want to say something. I'm like, you finished. So I'm not about to speak. No, I'm not not for you speaking, but you're like, why? Why? Why? Well, Martin, they do a nice fresh take called the Prince of the Piper. Let me come on, man. Oh, that's it. It's like, it's just like, it's just a dumb, low-level kids movie. I just like, okay. Whatever. The reason why is because this is doing nothing. This movie is the equivalent of a laser pointer for cats, except for kids, because the reason

1:23:20why is that it's a movie that there's so much nothing going on. It just, they just keep things moving. Just for kids' attention out there, you know, keep moving, keep talking, keep doing silly shit. And it's so do nothing that it doesn't even make sense. Because as a toe, as you heard these guys say, so tell two kiddies. It's basically based on Mark Twain's The Prince of the Piper, the title, the Tell of Two Cities. That's based on Charles Dickens. There's a lot of literary references here. A nut, a nut, and we input. That's even a stretch for Garfield. Garfield don't need to be nowhere near no literature. He's fine right there in the funny page. But when you're lugging. Yeah, when you're lugging. But for some reason, the Prince of the Piper, that's not fairy tale. Tell of Two Cities, that's not fairy tale, but for some reason we open up with a fairy tale book where Garfield is just being an asshole.

1:24:22And push it up and go to the movies. And happy about it too. I didn't find that weird. They open it like a fairy tale. It was like, well, these are actual books. These are, yeah, the stuff that we see so far based on books. This is Nursy Rob's and Fairy tale. I don't think he's going to be the third blind mate. Oh, I'm saying. Trying to follow up the jazz ass and jacking up bean stuff. You know what? When I find his art, is it like they have the way he looks in the funny paper? Yeah. But he doesn't look like that in the movie. So you mind can't help but go do the differences. Like, well, he doesn't look like that. No, yeah. And I don't know. It's just kind of weird that they would think he would look like that. But, but man, so the movie opens up with prints, the rich cap. The one that's not Garfield. No, when I would print that, that would be too much. That would be awesome. Goddamn. No, it's prep of bad. This ain't end this right now. No, this is open. This opens up with the rich cat.

1:25:24But before we get to him, we see that he has a hustling bustling staff. Everybody's there for his every whim. So we open this up. Some people you don't know what this is about. You think, well, damn. You think that's Garfield. He like, damn, Garfield moved up into work. Goddamn, look. Ah, lovely. Damn, he's cold switching in everything. Yeah, man. He's like, oh, he's white clothes around. He's lovely. Yeah, man. So what she started eating the rich face. Yeah. He had that bougie now. You know, he come from. And as we just mentioned, that is the voice of Tim Curry right there. And even Tim Curry's like, look, this is Garfield. I ain't going out my way to create none of the new people. They say he ain't doing nothing but Nigel from the front of the wall, going berries. I'll do this with my hands. Now that's funny. Now that is funny. I'll do this with my hands.

1:26:26I'm out of my teeth, man. You're out of my mouth. That's funny, man. Manning. Manning. But, but, yeah, I'm like middle class Garfield out there. This, this, this Garfield, whose name is Princess. I say he lives in Luxury. Got a, got a big mansion that he's living in right there. And that's thanks to his rich, a homeowner, rich, a rich owner, his master, whatever, who made sure that he's taking care of his every whim, is met. Every bit of luxury is afforded to him. He's got his own, as you saw, a little wildgo, got his own personal sucess right here. Poor girl. Proud of getting happy in this way. I told you, I told you, Benella and Jogga. He wanted both of them. He's lower. He's lower. He's lower. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:27:27Jogga. You know how you work in the job. This is the regular day. No, not you, the black one. All right. I want to feel dirty. You stay. You're all Thursday. You all Thursday. My avenue queen. My avenue queen. My avenue queen. You're going nowhere. I'll deal with you later. I'll call you. Oh, man. He's a big bitch. Oh, man. But he even has people on standby to give him a silver platter whenever he wants to take a shit. No, stay and watch. Right, right. Help me go faster. Man. I could do this. I could do this. Yeah. You know, a shitty tell today. I know this is a food baby, man. I'm on a minute, I'm on kid. A minute. Yeah. Hey, you could be unhappy in the near future. And you could be unhappy in the day. Right. I'm sure this was shit. Yeah. Um, so yeah, you can see even to take a shit people there to make sure he does it in luxury

1:28:35and style. But he could give a shit less about this woman that gave him all this. The lady Eleanor who just passed away. Oh, she left it to him. Well, yeah, exactly. So everybody, and she just died. And I say that he doesn't give a shit, but no one seems to care. No, not really. No, like everybody was sitting around and I get it. You know, obviously she told a staff that, look, if y'all want to keep y'all's job, then y'all better keep this fucking cat happy. Yeah. I'm giving him happy. I take like a little cat like a brother, their family, but my, my book for 50 years. You leave it to him. Cat? Yeah, exactly. I'll take good care of him. So the staff is probably mad at himself. Hey, really straight out of the car. You better make sure this fucking cat is happy. All times of the day. Of course. So of course, Prince is a cat. You know, the most cats, they don't care about themselves. Yeah, they don't give a shit about them. Yeah, now that's probably one of the most real things in the movie.

1:29:37That cat is being given. Everything that he wants can give a shit less about this woman. Oh, damn. Oh, damn, man. Yeah, anybody, man. You think it was odd that we don't see the woman at all? All we get is that painting? I think no, I think that that's actually really cool. We don't see this one because it really shows that no one gave a shit including the movie. Show her back and out. Hey, Dave, was she was fine? Yeah. Yeah. All right. And the only other living relative that this woman has is her nephew. All right. What is she? Well, he's super posh. No, he is. So everything, yeah, gets to him. You leave this forcha to a damn cat. We'll see about that. But even before that, this man was our red. This man for all he knows, he's about to get. For all he knows, he's ready for it. He's about to get, he's about to inherit this whole estate. As far as he knows, he's got a lot of money.

1:30:39And, you know, he has a lot of money. As far as he knows and everything this man should be happy Does far you so what everything is sent his ass off He's up there trying to go for a swim with a duck pistol And the ducked on purpose by the way duck when I think I have bushes as I'm gonna have to hold in when anybody would react that way duck came to my neck I'll be back tomorrow Yeah, that's why I say that dog did that little purpose Zero He did a military strike But he does that reaction Oh What the next day same time they're gonna get it in he got me swimming

1:31:42No, you not see me covered. He's trying his best to be refined gentlemen though knowing that he's gonna have to play that role when he inherits Everything out there, but he ain't so refined that he can't do that product placement for Crox That camera with Get in time on the cross. Yeah, we got to pay for this. Yeah Jesus man, that was like even if you didn't know what product placement was That's why that shot there. So he's my man is trying to keep his composure That's why he got these comfortable cross You're like be cool be cool now Cross and he and so he's like, hey, you know, be a gentleman of German never loses composure over here. So He's trying to at least last into the reading of Eleanor's will right there Where again, it seems like the only person that is gonna get this is him even though the only person to actually show Any real respect and love towards Eleanor is Smith's the butler

1:32:44right here and Like he's like he Like he He's the only one to show any decency to this woman that just died and and even for that he gets ridiculed Thank you, Matt She's dead Smithy can stop sucking up Like you see a little bit you know I saw the wheel Just wait outside Yeah, really funny when you work for me By the way, that's my dog Yeah, doctors are there like sit your ass down so we can get this out with it. I can get what's coming to me I leave all my world liposession. Oh So my beloved kitty prints the 12

1:33:50We repeat that shit Billy Connolly look easy he's doing I did some parts. He's where he's They they that was I will say this that's some parts of this movie Where they got him what they got him doing that that's beneath him But when they give him something to do he's good. Yeah, come on man I mean the physical comedy he does and this you gotta give him his props Because they say they wanted John Cleese who said and now but he's done a pretty good impression He I will say that up to a certain point And I will tell you who and it's not like I say it ain't him the man trying his best. Yeah, yeah It's just what they're giving him what they're not giving him to do in this And it's funny too because Because Smith is enjoying this boy You know he's trying to be you know a debutler the man's man and be proper

1:34:54Evercrombie knows how to make those Let's sink in better than I imagine And my man d'Argis did not disappoint 50 pounds a week I thought he's real acid came out Just Rapids and apparently You see here this was funny because Yeah, the humiliation goes in even deeper man Because now it's it's made news that this cat hasn't heard you know all his money and

1:35:59Everybody who sees d'Argis like you a shit move. Yeah, we want to see that rich cat I can't get a good shot of the cat Three things McCarthy's husband I think that's yeah, but it's your was And apparently everybody has been waiting for this old broad to die man because even like she's made a safe haven for animals around here And even the animals a cheering when she's gone I You lord of the castle And look who gives a shit now Good child lady Eleanor and bless her heart you ain't shit You ain't Always love the honor You're such a sweetheart

1:37:00Yes That's good This shame the world does not have anymore And so with the humiliation going in everybody make a fun of this man He's got nothing. He says you know what enough is enough. You've got to go here. I Do your moses impression out there your impression of Moses out there But And since now that he's got now he's got prints out the way he's like the rest of you mangy bitches Well, y'all time is sure oh damn Oh Yeah, he's been called a duty staff. Yeah, if you were thinking to yourself what that stupid to leave all this money to a cat

1:38:02Maybe this guy has a point then he's trying to kill all the rest of it. Oh, yeah He's like hey, I got plans and y'all are not a part of it. Oh, y'all got to go. Yeah, where's your protective now? Better run bitch. I give you two minutes So she pushed him over the edge man. So people. Oh no, Ken can Eleanor man? To be saved can the animals be protected? It's Prince gone for gun for good and no one there to to help everyone Honestly, I don't really give a shit if I can tell you the truth But they are doing something to set up a little bit of intrigue with that part Even though we've seen this theme in this story a million times before actually we told you it was based on the original source Oh, sure. I guess ready it would so I guess next in line is darkest But you really can't right yeah, yeah, oh you can sit in the catapult you killed though so Because when we because y'all saying what down this is cool, but this movie is called you know Garfield Yeah, where's Garfield what do you Garfield that? Well people we finally get to Garfield

1:39:03Y'all been waiting on him you're asking for him. You finally arrived And he's got nothing He's so nothing that to keep the movie even remotely interesting They got to keep him constantly moving and jumping around hell his first if his intro when he comes in He's boss all over the goddamn place break dancing meow I'm the king of the cul-de-sad People I started even the character of Garfield out there. No, he doesn't do shit like that. No lazy Garfield is mellow Garfield is lazy Garfield is laid back Look, yeah, I don't care if you're a fan of Garfield or not that they ain't Garfield right there coming in Spend on the floor doing the doing Yeah King of the code People that

1:40:04And listen I'm I'm not a huge Garfield official not on fan, but the but you know I actually love the cartoon When it came about you know made a cartoon the the one where they had Because it the reason why the cartoon worked. I don't even say comic strip of the cartoon especially animated cartoon Oh between capturing the laid-back attitude with restrained and pullback animation and The the actors voice of the guy named Lorenzo music Who did it? They they really captured the spirit of the comic strip Oh Good morning sunshine welcome to another fun-filled day with your favorite pet it just it just fits it just works Yeah, yeah, there's a reason why Garfield is a success in the movie done Don't care. It's like they just doing what they do with every animated adaptation Let's keep moving let's keep dancing. Let's keep flipping around right right right where you got to hold these kids attention

1:41:09Yeah, exactly. I mean that cartoon was more for people a little older who knew the card right the comic strip And they did that excellent thing because he always did thought bowls so his mouth never moved Yeah, yeah, that thought was great. So And I would even say yeah, but little kids but little kids love peanuts They don't even know what they don't even get it But they just love that there's something about the allure peanuts and and the way those characters are so original that it attracts them And they don't do that with this it's just a studio movie and so Unlike the cartoons or the strip whenever things slow down whenever we feel like we got along Just start all the bouncing all over the goddamn place What is when you take your shoe off but you just pop his ass with That he would be doing that man We sing a Ted nudie. So People this is the lazyest form of children's entertainment right here, you know, just just keep a shape moving

1:42:14That's true. Yeah, just just keep a character acting stupid. Hey look you doing crazy stuff. You doing funny stuff It's it's it's it will ever be different. I wouldn't be complaining as much if carpet was doing this for some reason But it's just they're doing it because nothing's happening right right Yeah, we got a bit big splashy Jump through the doggy door is dancing around for nobody right and another thing But you had you said this before another thing in the cartoons they animated cartoons. He never moved his mouth You got blood on the The shit I have right now sunshine welcome to it. He notices mouth doesn't move so that's his thoughts and John doesn't know what he's saying And John doesn't know me saying now That's where the movie gets weird like there's not even any cleverness enough to try to make that happen Like it's it looks like when John who's played by Bracken Meyer and looks like when they're Sitting across from each other like they like Garfield can actually talk like they actually have an accomplishment

1:43:19Well come on cheer up. I saved you the wishbone. There's nothing I can do sure there is What is so is this a son of Sam? I think you know It's like that don't be like kill you girl You know John can't hear what he's saying Uh, but it does come across like you started to think about that theory that Garfield doesn't actually exist and John is just insane Yeah, and you know, that's always the thing like huh, huh, huh, but watch these opening secrets. I was like Maybe that's really a thing right yeah, because this doesn't make sense At all except except for that there's another cattle been London who's doing the same shit Uh Speaking of which Where does London even figure into this John so here's here's how it all starts John wants to propose to his girlfriend who was played by Jennifer love you Who who you speak about nothing to do she she ain't got nothing to do here, but he's coming in And say I'm going to love it

1:44:21So Like she showed up maybe once a year and she's at best a side side character in this yeah, she might as well be a side piece in your world Yeah, I was reading that after this movie they had them in the comics get them actually get together and be a real couple Yeah, but yeah, she's she's here because she signed a two-pitcher contract and she was in the first one Well, she in the first one yeah, and they ain't got nothing to do in this I figured that would come in and say I'm going to London Which gives him a reason because he wants to propose to her which gives him a reason to uh To follow her and he tell of course he sit down and has a conversation with Garfield It apparently Garfield whether he's real or not Garfield is surprised because I guess he thinks he's gay Wait a second Liz Liz Garfield This is a girl you and the dudes Yeah

1:45:21You know You always walking on the late night We caught that car right now But look guy never nothing Nothing you just think we're ruining your life We long overdue for this talk Considering how hesitant it John is to actually propose he has every chance to just say oh yeah He just keeps like no will I said hate shit like that It's a proposal surprise nowadays come on yeah, she doesn't seem surprised no So the proposal gets stalled Because Liz has to give a lecture in London that's when she tells them going up to the London so John decides Just on a whim. Yeah, you know what I'll just follow her over there And won't let her know and I'll surprise there and then I'll uh I'll I'll propose to her then and what better place to do in the city like London because she's doing a lecture over there because Jane Goodalls is it's it's nursing the sick children so she's feeling it She's a feeling she's a feeling he says I don't need that back story the bitch you can't go to London to visit your cousin

1:46:27You see how give them a Jane good all yeah because all the kids know that it we didn't need to even laying Jane good on Why are you feeling if Jane good on you work at the death of that the strip mall that's right here in the strip mall Yeah Next to a damn grocery store Like both of them are just imagining all this stuff. Yeah, she she don't got that job for real Good all gotta sick chill okay Well, she gets all day she goes to the auditorium rest Maybe she didn't she's right there And she's the one I call the police Jake tell them Restraining order But hey, yeah, so John just says you know what uh, yeah, that's a great idea

1:47:29I'm just going to go ahead and buy ticket to London and I tell her and I'm gonna propose to over there So that's a good way to get dumped It's a show it's a boy he does is all in one day so that's like uh that night he makes the decision next morning You know it's to the kennel with Garfield and Odie who we haven't seen yet Odie and I are not just coming along for the ride pal Okay Listen With Odie's funny to me because Odie ain't trying he ain't making labor marks and jumping out lowly places Trying to be all hip and doing a b-boy stance Odie just has to be Odie man Odie and I are not just coming along for the ride pal Shut up Talk And John by the way must have chose the cheapest one-star on yelp kennel intent

1:48:34Because they put Garfield in there and somebody left the cage wild open And I have the right with attorney two-pound and a bank and a four-wind one-mobile Hall these animals are tied to his head. They just exhausted somebody get his ass Well every animal's like thank god I get out of here man you gotta look at the cage on my purpose He can't take this anymore and So before leaving before John can even leave the building Garfield he's already sneaking out complete with that lame old Generic Sneak muze Yeah Ah

1:49:40the walker walker going out like Yeah, we try to drop these bars Yeah, sorry Yeah, well we got a long way to go so I love Odie always stays messing with Garfield man Cuz Garfield he's thinking all y'all left your ass behind he's like hey don't underestimate these back legs bitch This is all thing Yeah, he's forced to pull him into the car I'm gonna ruin my plan. They already look different like real dogs and weird. Yeah Yeah, he's next real animals in the movie. It's just like you just

1:50:43You know you got animals and I'm talking in here Odie for some reason. I guess he's Mimely challenges him. He can't talk but Garfield like what is Garfield did a man have sex with a cat I mean like Odie didn't talk in the car. You know, right? But what I'm saying is they could have made him look more cartoonish if he's gonna be spending the whole time Yeah, it just looks weird. Yeah, I'm saying man got the money Yeah, that's what well that's what it is. Yeah, yeah, so next thing we know hey look at least least movies moving They're already in London. We don't get no playing anything like that. No next thing John. Hey, man We get right to it they got they don't know they don't know no plan. They just get there. They just get there Let's show you how to do the dog and we go the way this is going Well, you can you imagine playing high jinks? Oh, no No, I just ask that so no listen No, I'm like my they even show the dog I even talk about on the plane like they need to play take off Much b-roll and here they even try to show the plane taking off people we go from this car right here to the

1:51:49Torin London around look at all the sides Yeah, you'll see Monty Python foot come down Yeah, we just doing spicy man And it's a good thing John is not a terrorist and how to bomb because he would have got that shit all cheesy And cuz security was lack that day Because he easily with no problem got live animals through security The Aleminati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything even our music That hits on named after the color of lemons Not a coincidence

1:52:49Big lemon has been pulling strings in the industry for years Think about it But now seven up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda now lime comes first seven up flip the set Now we are learning all right, so now Trying to get on with this story People from here on now let's load out a little bit because we still got a ways to go and we ain't got that much plot to do so Filler tide everybody since the movies paper thin on plot Let's just go ahead and fill it in with the usual predictable stuff of course. He's in another another country But we don't know about their toilets, so we got the bidet Joe Which doesn't even have a punchline

1:53:53Now They have the days in America And they escape again And so we get more tour stuff Yeah Notice us a big as light like look at that ass right now All to the I know I know Where Take the picture take it take it take it take it we gonna see every site

1:54:57Oh, he's getting souvenirs There's a get there's so little to do that we stop the movie to tour everything that we've seen in every other movie and London we stopped to tour London I could look dog your cat up a tour I mean they got money what most What people they left the not only they let the they let the Why do you get this shit Oh No, I can see it. Oh, he is very cute man. I like People we do everything we see everything we've still you know we go to every site we do every cliche That we see in an every movie of course they got to stop by and mess with the palace guards Well where Garfield tries to distract him with with with with lane ad living

1:56:01And uh, he's just they see leave it up to ody to hold it down. Oh, this guy ain't got time for that bush Boy and broke his ass like they talk about nothing can break those guards I Yeah, that was the last It was one thing was that cat She is really trying to get up to them

1:57:03Yeah So like oh shit the movie comes in and says all right now that we spend enough time You know wasted some time and put some fluff up in here We can do a little bit of plot Bringing this crazy twisted everybody's been expecting that you knew was coming up So as you just London is Somehow smithers of smithy whenever name is comes across Garfield ody help please No Now you I want to stand back and hold that whole man ain't gonna molest me. Oh, yeah, no, I see you wonder what you want to run these streets Now you live in that life I guess as you know

1:58:05Oddie you're his probably Health please If you ever want to kidnap Garfield and put him in sex slavery real easy to do just give him some pie At the same time Prince crawls out the sewer and sees ody right here and even crazier John finds both of them at the same time And since the cats looking like of course the cats trade places as I said whackiness and soos Like Garfield Addressing the animals back at the palace and they're confused because

1:59:09He looks like prince Sounds like prince, but prince would never do a lane stand up routine like this I know that whatever it is that you have there's some sort of affliction that produces this glazed look behind your Achilles Like your time We had a possible thumbs we can throw some shit at you right now Yeah, he actually is doing people he's doing open mic rise. I hope you defeat it wish I could take everyone in your home with me. Thank you I kill

2:00:11Yeah, girl Yeah, pixie give us some stand up Meanwhile we get more predictable stuff So you know like in these movies man, whenever somebody wants to take over property They want to build a resource It wants to knock out the mansion and build a resort over there spot all this kind of stuff I build around it. I'm gonna get rid of all the animals and animals. I don't leave. We gonna eat them and That's what I'm gonna resort you're right and then yeah and meanwhile the What a bonus the solicitor is helping him with all this you fired as hell play by Lucy Davis You might recognize him in the office are from Shana the dead anyway, you like when what a bonus. She's fine as else He's he immediately just they talk business real quick now. Let's try to try to hit that ass. Yeah, hi Don't suppose miss Westminster you could find time in your busy life for a wealthy dude

2:01:19Well, she's joking, but that poor girl she just putting up with this or she can get paid and get the hell out of there man She's dealing with a lot of shit for him and she can only keep up She can only keep up appearances for so long man because Because Like when he didn't get the reaction from her you said let me go ahead and step up my creep You and I stride in through centuries of dust like giants surveying her emerging empire to proud parents Yeah Like

2:02:20He finally stopped to look at her expression her body language, which is I do not read that You try to get away from But give you some good game Boy you want to fuck away. Oh, man sometimes it gives too creepy before a kids movie because that's one point head So this this this lecture team they of course everything is connected so they go to the palace that Dargis is in and you know prince and now Garfield's in there Yeah, the see the these well-preserved animals. Yeah, yeah, we use well pampered animals Yeah, yeah, exactly so So there's a there's a point where where he even hits on John's girlfriend Yeah, like his electric team was visiting and I even know that they were bits and they were there to see the animals And And when she gets in there he scopes our ass out like fresh meat off the greyhound

2:03:24He like a Look at all his next girl man Oh, Steve I love you go If you come this way, we'll visit somebody underground passenger Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no off y'all go You just get here are you hungry? There's a place across the street. Oh, this is mine Boy, I've got this pick game, but just the way he says so she's like You know hide his bulge with his hand Just got the greyhound buzz looking for a fresh hole And is very direct I mean, I know we talking about pimps and holes and everything but it but it really is like he's solicited for prostitution now What would you say if I were to donate to one of my priceless oil paintings to your concern? Um

2:04:25Thank you But how would you say it? Yeah I would say thank you That's what I said there right a little print Quick pro quo he didn't even miss a beat you know pause another now He put the drink back like look man. He asked that this dude is such a creep this character that he he asked that like it was normal He's done this so many times I got the formalities as a way. What's up? Yeah, he's probably fucking all that blows animals ass What would you say if I were to donate to one of my priceless oil paintings to your concern? Thank you. I noticed how he just keeps the same tone But he'll even think he'd donate they were all poor too

2:05:25But how would you say it? Just think about it You've got no ready? You could take your bitch ass back in that net Let me make this plain no no ass no painting I Didn't really ask you for that and take your bitch ass back with that old broad You just went in a while ago. I'm trying to help you bitch. It's not really my Consurbancy but okay There's a my see you really like pebble a pupil here. Oh, yeah Then just how are you willing to help me? Well, even peppy More game and time right he at least I got this poetry is shit like that Maybe he escalates the chasing right yeah, he's just wrong man. He's the first. Yeah And what are you willing to do for me But next thing you know she's out in the corner

2:06:29Let me try to drop him by I can't talk to you What are you talking to over there Time is money job You're never to speak to him again. Oh, you'll get five of these No time to waste So wait wait wait a minute wait we've been we've been talking plot I'm telling we still got a little ways to go let's slow down on that nothing He can't be getting on you this good plot right here. We still got to drag things out right now. So yeah exactly So hey fill a time baby. Oh god damn Yeah, people This is so much like when you were like Pritz comes out of the sewer. I was like what was he doing in the suit? Oh, yeah

2:07:32That's right. I already forgot to do with the water but I forgot that he threw me the water Because man and keep in mind you you forgot and we had been just one hour yet Imagine watching the movie You can all these gaps of nothing in there. Oh, this bullshit. Oh, man. I mean, I'm trying to get nasty with her I'm like this is a Garfield movie. Yeah, this is actually I want this story to continue I'm gonna fall this All this other bullshit now come back to this but now we gotta go and deal with this damn cat again Who ain't again ain't doing nothing nothing is happening here man with Garfield So now that we back to like trying to conserve some time You know so that we ain't giving you all the plot away and this movie is only 30 minutes long We have to watch Garfield do things like talk slang. He already got his b-boy pose over earlier and so now Now he's you talking like the kids and you know what's missing when your crib is a museum It's called fun your crib

2:08:42And again You can You can see You can see like he's you think his life is gone I More danger By the way, we could end the movie right here the danger's gone dark dark is his dead Elinor matter is safe

2:09:42And this whole thing. Well, what about the two kiddies? Well actually at this point in the movie they are fine and trading their places They are fine and these new lies that they have We could end this but no, no, we got some time to fill so yeah, it breaks ceramic statue Now we don't So now we got to listen to Garfield do what you thought his rapping was bad earlier Now we have to listen to Garfield do the absolute worst version of the Jefferson's I've ever heard no yes no Lots of servings all doing my will I I gotta go with him man

2:10:43I got more And singing is lazy Wait till I say different strokes I think that over this What this is awful man means we'll be singing good time To serve and talk doing my will Jesus This is horrible y'all but wait There's more Can't forget the Garfield the isms out there you know the way y'all my man He don't he don't like Mondays we all know that I hate Mondays. Hey them. Wow. You don't have a fucking job We always did he always them even with the comics. I was like why he wait money. You sit on your ass all day That was a joke. He's lazy. He's got a coffee. I hate my ever he had coffee. He's I hate Mondays and John's like I'm going to work. Yeah, I get you see in eight hours and the thing is I know that you're yeah I don't like it with this coffee also with this con there's no context

2:11:44No, no exactly. He just goes out and yells to the animals. They're like you okay Sure, dude. Yeah, you're back. They're pretty much doing everything. He says in the end of the animals One one one fair come to like I don't know with amateur hour here right now Yeah, that was our dumb they just like we need him here right now. Yeah, boy. We got Mondays out the way So y'all know what's next? Never have I tasted it's equal Lasagna baby Okay, but you know what the great thing about that is that we did it We got it out the way we can move on with our lives But and no you cannot because that is princess eating lasagna What about Garfield you gotta get his lasagna to of course of course. Well cool wouldn't be a film no it would not be well You seem to be knocking these out. So let's go ahead and let Garfield do his thing, but you hate that song? I'm still pissed off. Oh, Garfield said boy. I got another song

2:12:46Listen, I ain't I ain't I ain't prince You know, I said I know lasagna. I've been here. I'm an expert on lasagna You ain't gonna just get my scene at the Ray real quick. We gonna stop and do all Hey, where is that big quality? I say if a musical number is the blackout piece playing while they have their cooking lasagna Don't go. Oh, I see our magnificent ribbons of perfection You can only do so much with a musical scene of lasagna. So they stop making lasagna That's how my pope fiction it well, that's because blackout piece did the same with it. Okay, I don't know so So we you know Listen We already talked about how they think that kids have short attention spans Kids ain't gonna sit there and watch the whole three minutes of damn animals making lasagna So So he said like They got a dancing they're doing that jumping around shin dancing

2:13:49You The compulsions this is the reason we need to be dancing because the blackout piece of plan. Yeah Are they because are they because in the context of this like can you stop fucking moving around with trying to make the lasagna? They just scratch by the way. They just told the animators. Fuck it. Just having to do something Yeah One for as an animator You know when people are just making shit move just to make it move. There's no there's no reason for a rhyme for this It's a story for this. This is just we got time kids like to see dancing just make them do anything Right it's just it's just doing stuff it look cuz it looks like it's you having convulsions It's like I said this is this is the lazy's form of Adam of children's entertainment right here And a fat cat doing the worms it doesn't look like the worm. It was weird unless you are age

2:14:54And then make a lasagna from scratch. It's like you want to help us or he sit the hell down I would tell you what I did laugh about with this though So he made lasagna for the rest of these animals and that's the reason why he did is because you're like wait I don't know lasagna so he stopped and cooked lasagna everybody and Everybody tasted it and it's almost like he gave them blue meth They are feeding I mean they're in England so they use to be a bland food But they taste the lasagna like what is this magical food And they were crazy I command you Damn I'll tell him what you got I'm about to get up all this right here Nobody has you gave a map yeah you're right They are feeding them right now they might the killer's edge Hey man is this you better just be cool

2:15:55Yeah you don't know what you started man right here ain't never tasting it like that There is Even for the time outdated or overused movie references first let's grab some chow before I eat your liver with some father beans and a nice Oh You're still doing And we can go even way back way back than that Lisa may I have some more All right Oh, that's some restraint eventually friends tries to go back to his castle and his home Garfield tries to go back to John Whatever

2:16:56You don't say something for him You go and whatever Yeah, this movie is just this is by time to we get to the obvious points The the craziest stuff is with Bill Connelly Who fills the climax Billy Bill I'm sorry Billy Connelly who fills uh, oh wait a minute even before before even that man We can go even We can even go back further than that you thought Oliver that's because that was Oliver reference Mark may have more sir. Oh, no, no, we're gonna go even further back than that At least it's back enough to where some of y'all might not know It is and think that Garfield actually originated this joke. That's a old Marx brothers gag Yeah

2:18:04Well, and the reason why he thinks that that's a mirror is because both the beginning of this of that clip is hilarious man Because it that wasn't mirror there and he didn't I don't know how he he doesn't realize that's grouching marks by the way He doesn't realize that he broke the mirror He It flexed it broke it broke on quick Yeah, as I said the the craziest stuff You ran right the hell into it Hear it. Yeah, no Shit, I wish you a rant dude I'm bleeding Oh, I do love that

2:19:06The craziest stuff those with Billy Connelly who feels it's so we have the we have the climax pretty much and he just feels the climax with a bunch of Physical comedy and we love T and Dores you think you could handle that? Thank you. There's a good chat Yeah And everything he does so many jokes I ain't that time pull on the clothes, but oh, there's about five times he hits us and he's like It's that sound the main and we love T and door like he's been asshole Right, but you think you could handle that? Thank you. There's a good chat Watch out for the break So he needs my step-order at least it starts with some sub plot some story element because You know stupid as it may be Because after several failed attempts on Garfield's life And not and not knowing that there's actually two cats messing with him. Oh, I just ain't done. Yeah. Yeah

2:20:12So he tries to train this dog that's just there. Yeah, this is rock, wild or whatever He tries to train to kill Garfield by giving him a pillow with Garfield's scent on it Hey start yeah, you start yeah, you start tearing the pillow up. You're like, yeah, yeah, get it boy. Can you get that smell? Get Garfield. Yeah, it's yes um I'll but the the tables turn Because he doesn't find when the dog is looking around he doesn't find Garfield But he does find the rest of the animals Who are way smarter than he is so and but this still doesn't really make any sense so They when he sees the animals. Well, you know, let's see. Maybe I miss something. No, it's not going Yeah, I'm joking. Go ahead. No, you know, I'm I have been prone to miss things here, but please let me know um So he doesn't find Garfield finds the animals and the animals they just happen to have a pair of Dargis's pants and they go ahead and play tug of war with the dog Hell, man. I know it's tiger war

2:21:18And this trains the dog to I do his pants whatever I told you You go get the cat it's a We don't get to anything here. It's like we just got his pants and let's tear him up And now he's going to pass he's like all right. I'm gonna bite on the dick now You mean the guy that told me to go do this go get him now The dogs that blind I mean the dog is psychotic whatever you you put in his mouth like well, this is what I'm all about now All right, after finally learning that there are two cats Dargis goes crazy and he's like you know what the hell with this. I'm gonna do the job myself And so this is the most nonsense This is the most nonsense uh thing that we got with Garfield here, man When he starts mocking Dargis here because I for no reason he just like things just happen, y'all

2:22:19Cry, yeah For no reason Garfield just starts mocking him but just the different accents. I got two words for you me Hey, you came right Don't you live So I don't know man Listen Me without the alone got A New York accent but to get man You left at the wrong time and you should have kept going You picked a bad time to come back because at least we can all kind take guesses that what that was Christopher walking

2:23:20Uh, just alone. I don't know what the hell this accent is Hey, Bozo Yeah, you bust uh What are you doing You Bust off I don't know help me y'all listen to it again Hey bozo Yeah, you bust Oh my god

2:24:20See you give a bunch of voices billboard I was messing with y'all but okay, you don't remember it's probably drunk what he probably was At this month Hey, he sounds more of a how much longer do I have to do yeah How soon can I go home but this sounds like one of them like it give us a bunch of voices And then he did like four five then he got annoyed and then did some bullshit like nailed it. He's like, okay I If he stops it like running like what are you doing But try And then people we really we just stretching things out because now this one talking about Billy Connolly man He's he's funny. He's great. There's things in here. They get in the do where he reacts And a way that's hilarious, but then the movie just stretches things out and just just leaves him to just do nothing They're long the long scenes of him just running

2:25:21I mean to keep the camera on a real time I was uncomfortable What Watch her run through the whole maze like somebody forgot to yell cut you got to cut to the animals running away again That's The way in the foreground And he just in an anytime crew because we be through with this button now he's trotting Like Like he was at the mr. On the garden and the house is too big and he's like all right

2:26:23They just kicked him right now. I gotta stay out here. He's man. He's running from something That's something. I don't know what he was doing right there. He's running from animals that are armed with weapons Oh Working just missed his head Oh, you're right. He's working his ass off. That's what yeah poor Billy Conlin and because he didn't learn the first time It after that dog big on the dick. He's still trying to go back and train that dog. Oh, no He saw the deac just got bit on the dick Yeah It's gonna sink in this time Mm-hmm Yum-yum

2:27:34Yeah Yeah, he tried to train the dog to do it again And It literally came back to bite him on the ass and boy you talk about some running Oh He's laughing now We ain't done yet We ain't done yet Is this school only didn't do it. We're gonna go right to the band going By now my man is he the cuz he's that dog we didn't see it but that dog toy is it So look at it. Look at what he's trying to tie Look, it's a trip. It's a Y'all gonna have to got that money No, he's he's sick of everyone's ship now. He's tied everybody but now everybody got to go He will sign the deal to me Cat

2:28:40Yeah, he got a crossbow and when I say everyone I mean everyone Get over there. Yeah, he gave me some ass Well, she walks in she's like oh, I see you're busy. I'm gonna go The worst thing about all this is my biggest drives Yeah That's Yeah, get your finance back over there. Where you go? It didn't have to be this way We didn't have to do this You brought this on yourself I bet you know Join the party But she does look good. Oh my god. So oh no man. All seems lost. Who's gonna save the day? I Prench it up. I'm your nation

2:29:42Well, I'm not every dog But also oh, he made me play to his not point it Boy every dog has had that dick and every animal is built up that ass. Oh, I'm a ferrite and I mean beasties Trumps and that can be space Hold on a jump Now with this dick and ass torn up Smithy I told you You should take you to 15 pounds a week So my man Darius has been defeated John is finally able to propose You think he would have done what he first got there Before she left yeah, right. We're gonna say look at that dumbass been like a follow there

2:30:44You know Garfield has made a new friend and together that twice the asshole. Oh, you forgot in the show Yeah, that's my comments. They are They are so abusive so already yeah, he's always Smacking my around yeah, the table was though, but there's an animal that had nothing to do with this movie They had an animal had one scene That animal did nothing and somehow Caught major srap. No, I'm here to discuss my new position. You're Had did nothing. I was yeah, I was wondering about that too. I was like did I miss something did nothing That animal did nothing just because he's talking and of course People you know look we got we got we have what another 40 seconds to go before we have beat your link film. Yeah, we'll go ahead I know You remember dancing

2:31:48After that they're like what we got What one more minute all right down and they just tack on something and just ends we couldn't look I don't like this but we could eat them just dancing. It's like the greatest rolling. What are you doing? Yeah, they could be like way other jiggin in do the in a lot of gagging and doing whatever they they could have just had to Create a star rolling, but then but they tack on a scene at the end with the movie just feels like it just cuts off Yeah, they just stop Yeah, when the going gets tough the great one's party Barbecue You're canable now what's going on? I think they just barbecue investibles. I think I don't know I'll be doing things right here. Get your ass in the group people. This is why I was like what the hell I like it's nothing like I look at the movie and I'm thinking I'm a bubbly I like Inspector gadget, but I've just never seen a movie where they just had so much space to spill to build They just had these characters and animals and in cartoons do nothing

2:32:55Another movie out. Yeah, no idea what to do. It's like oh prints in the pauper. Let's let's plug Garfield into that The easiest thing to do and and and the first one I guess was like I don't I just remember it was a huge hit right? I guess was it was big enough Well, maybe I've money from yours to the actually They made it decent. Yeah, yeah, and they were gonna do a third one, but this one bomb I wonder why even kids are like this shit For kids, but all these goddamn references that they would never get yeah Like you know Far from beans I'm a man trying to a man trying to get asked every chance he gets someone is chicken Yeah, I mean you even just basically saying you want to copy late with old girl was a name Uh, Lucy Davis Yeah, I grew you know, it's parents. Yeah, what does that supposed mean? And as much as you got creeped you'll go with it mean

2:33:56But yeah people there you go That's it have fun talking about it though have fun laughing at this Okay, there's some some jimmy stuff in there, but damn not that Jefferson's part. No painful. That was in that Maybe angry He really kind of did because it was so it was so bad and stupid And I mean like like I mean because the whole movie is a lot of like we don't really know what to do, but yeah, yeah Oh, anyway y'all let's see here. Oh, you know what? Oh y'all are roast. I'm not roast. We gave y'all roast Oh y'all a hike train Y'all Luigi has his hype train. I'm sorry man. They better lace it never Your favorite friend group is back FX's adults follows five roommates living in New York leaning on each other to navigate love work

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2:40:23He's Mr. Hobbs who was the lawyer handing handling lady Eleanor's estate. He was also in stop. My mom was shoot He was the villain in that movie. Yeah, Richard E. Grant. He voiced the parrot our guy. Okay. I know that Another voice it was his name Reese Iphone's yeah, yeah, yeah, you love recycling. I do actually like him a lot. He voiced one of the bunnies From the barnyard animals. He's also here from Little Nikki Third time breaking Meyer. I didn't know breaking Meyer was an escape from LA. He was a surfer in that movie I didn't remember that he's also in Roberto Benini's Pinocchio He was in the English dog for Pinocchio. So just a voice Jennifer love you it. Well, I remember her from the Tuxedo, but also. Oh, yeah, what you did last summer I still know what you did last summer Bob Hoskins he voiced Winston the bull. He's also in Super Mario brothers and son of them He was a son of a mask. Yeah, he was Odin us right. Oh shit. I did not remember that there you go

2:41:29You never come he was in wild all west Hmm see here Michael tips thoughts on GTA Like crazy stuff happening up to the release of GTA 6 the military is using the release of the game to get soldiers to Realist exchange for getting to play the game for a few days. Oh, yeah, don't y'all fall for that shit I will tell y'all right now. This is probably the worst time to get to the military. Oh, absolutely Probably yeah, yeah, don't don't Damn politicians got y'all out there fighting bullshit wars So they get you by telling you like if you say anything against The the troops are if you tell anybody not to join the army you are against the troops You must be against America. Do you know how many wars we've fought and how many conflicts you've been in where People with money politicians with with money influence their kids didn't go But they want to keep you know the poor out there They want to you know they want to and they want to get you by giving you all these Promises and this is the most bullshit promise though like these gifts give a sign in bonus or something

2:42:36I get to play the game a day early and go off and get my ass shot somewhere. Yeah, yeah, you get to play for a few days Yeah Yeah, don't don't fall for that if you want look just because you criticize the military I mean you criticize in troops you respect anybody's wouldn't go out there and put their life on the line But it's bullshit what they put some of these people through and you shouldn't feel ashamed to criticize it if these people Too cowardly to go and they find all kind of reasons to get out of because they got the money to do the connections to do it Not you dare feel like you your unpatriotic or you hate America because you criticize in that That's what they that's what they do they turn on you She want to go out go ahead girl Fuck Let me see here Let me see DT crew It's a beginning into a lot of arguments online about something I learned a few years back about Peter Parker being ethnically Jewish

2:43:40Martin you probably know this okay, I read about how Peter Parker being a kid from Queens which was That was a demographics at the time. He was ethically Jewish Which led me going out a rabbit hole of how Peter Parker is Jewish coded Even recently finding out Andrew and Toby spider-man a canonically Jewish Just want to ask Martin if he ever heard anything about this Indie Garple Jewish I think that's what he's doing But yeah, everybody yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Ben Grimm. I mean, they made up they made a point of being grim being Jewish Yeah, that's why they cast the actor that they have because they the actor who in this new fantastic forest Jewish And they want to make sure they put a Jewish act in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah But that's never been a thing with Peter Parker. Yeah, also bonus question the Billy not sure if he's a spider-man fan but Did you ever notice how Peter Parker was coded Jewish since you're Jewish I guess No, yeah, I'm not sure he means I coded but no Me being for Queens is on the ground. They get Jewish

2:44:42Even my mother's from Queens, but yeah, but uh, no, I did not know that. I only knew that Ben Grimm was because Who's again? Grimm Jack Kirby Kirby and he kind of based on his childhood. Yeah, it's only I knew Yeah, no, it's he's well known for being Jewish being grim Great roast of my favorite movies I Get that you all might not buy Bill Murray's claim that he thought one of the coin brothers was involved in his live action Garfield films But it's from Hector by the way, but let me share this actual story from the everything comedy archives podcast It's just light on why his experience was so uncomfortable Because he wasn't experienced in animation and context Bill Murray had to record his lines while working with a CGI great blob that was just a stand-in for the animated Garfield As the animators are still figuring out how the animation is laid out You've heard this before no so this led To spending a lot of time Rewriting and tweaking the scenes as a result

2:45:45It took three editors to put the movie together That seems about right While some filmmakers might try to animate first and add the voice later this method Often causes issues. Yeah, it does nobody does that the biggest problem is that the sink in the dialogue with animation You're really tough making it hard to get a smooth flow. So this thing has to mess. Yeah, so that's why he wouldn't do that But he would be in a sound booth. I don't know why he would need any kind of blob Yeah, yeah, you're talking about three editors to make this yes, I can see that But that's not how animation is done man nobody's watching the character that they animate first I mean I did the recording first so the characters can after animators can animate And after round the you know the recording voice Yeah, yeah, you always do the the audio first So it's still on me sir. You know, I mean just like just over the Shrek. Yeah, because my Myers Did it in a just regular voice and then he went back and re-did the entire film in the Scottish voice now They animated it first that would never work right right it would say like man

2:46:46Yeah, sorry, yeah, maybe on your next project right not not on this one It is interesting that you know Bill Murray's doing the voice of Garfield that was done by Lorenzo music But then with the Ghostbusters He's a part of Lorenzo music is doing the voice of the Bill Murray character. Yeah, no, that's right He was hit the real Ghostbusters. He's doing the voice of characters based up in him In by the way, we just saw Lorenzo music here. I know why he was so uncomfortable The lion's head to reading. Yeah, singing and dancing I don't even know if he was reading lines. He just sound like he was adlibbing sometime He sounded like he sounded bored Like I mean, it's I love me like I mean, I'm a man sounded Like from a phone like you know man, I got a bit Yeah, like this is annoying Uh The film is directed by Tim Hill. This is some uh teller Tukiti's Tribute here. This is from uh Mr. Yasman in the film This the film this time is directed by Tim Hill who's the best who's best known for directing some films at a part

2:47:49Of the Hector collection Muppets from space max kibble's big move the first album in the chipmunks hop The SpongeBob movie sponge on the run and the war with grandpa Can't wait for you to roast his the His films for Hector well one of these prime come up with some voice. We still got to do a chipmunks movie max I know it sounds like a old Jewish man going to the toilet Ah Billy asked if the tours was bill Falcon. Yes, it was him And I surprised that this is first appearance on the bad movie roast Sintering Outcomes are considering the terrible films he has made with his wife. That is amazing that this is his first appearance Yeah, yeah, he I was saying this is his wife. His wife is Melissa McCarthy. So yeah Seeing a lot of him That we consider to be pretty bad Uh, when looking at the film cast you have lots of regulars who previously appeared where I already went through that And I think this is it people already answered I already answered Hector's question and one last thing Adam Daniel's dog advice their core as one of you could give me some dog advice

2:48:56I take my dog Daisy out at night so she can go potting and often When I take her out she likes to go on a little walk around the neighborhood And she likes to go very fast and pulls me along along the way So I was warning if you have any vice any advice on how I can make her go slower Stop pulling me yeah I mean you got a little bit of dogs ain't pulling you nowhere. No, no actually When pixie wants to stop she puts all her weight down you just Get back. Well, you're pulling big dogs you pull them up like that. Yeah, you don't like that I've man listen. I don't know my my uh My dogs They don't really pull me what they do is they just stop Yeah, yeah, and I let them sniff a little bit but they after one So I need some dog advice a dog doesn't hear the things the dog I can't help you Hey, give me some money

2:49:57Rock one Anthony Mellie. Thank you for giving me a I'm stuck to do for dragon kind. I said thank you for email. And yeah, y'all that's it Go on line man. Uh, Adam you get some stuff on there. Let's share this stuff. Everybody we out here. It's 1230 I'm hungry too by eating all day So let me see here That's it y'all thank you Martin And thank you Chat over here. Oh no But OG chat just crashed dang. Oh well king jave 42 loud fan pro indian black a champ rj Was a loud fan Luigi that chicken wing Chris likes retro g-cobe Y'all gonna collect that outlaw blah. Thank y'all y'all for being here Boy you She hears that she knows about me done I was enthusiastic

2:51:05Right All right everybody picks us up to go K cool man the gmail.com that is k c o l m a n z at gmail.com email us for the any kind of questions comments Comments in so input on our advice is up on our social media's Instagram Facebook Explomed Twitter got that tick tock patreon Spotify just typing double toaster take you need to be mart you find me on Instagram at martin underscore no fro or over it Hello crawlers otherwise message me through double toaster dot com billy. Oh, yeah You can find me as you're spas on the corner six from red river shows Thursday, Saturday, seven and nine p.m. Cory Yes, and people if you are in Austin, Texas, you know the deal email us k cool man is a gmail dot com all right there, but that is it good night good morning that noon Good evening until next time Good night and stay Show button here football is finally back and prize picks is going crazy with the deals to start the season

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