The Bangkok Exclusive

0:00That was a little high on my side. I don't know about you. A little high on my side. I don't even know how to do that right now. We're living in funky times here, Mike. Oh, but we're live. Oh, yeah. Alright, fuck it. Hey, alright. Yeah. We made it back. The end part, guys. I did it for you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, we needed that. Holy cow. Wow. Alright, we're here. Back. Anybody listening? Colin. Yeah, I don't know how that works actually. I think maybe there's some sort of a link and somehow on rumble they let you call

1:04in on some way. Hey, rumble, you know you made it. The dude man's on your fucking. Don't, don't, don't. We used to do it. I feel like back in the day. But something happened and then now we're back and here we are and we were having some series issues there with the old. Restream that we use. So, you know, here we are now. Mike, we're back. We're at it. It's Labor Day. I'm figuring out all the gizmos and buttons on here. So we'll see how this all works. But Labor Day, good day to reflect on how unions were the greatest thing to happen to the working man and then became the downfall of America. Those man is inherently greedy. You can never give him enough. Eventually they become corrupted. Right. Good call and I'm sorry, I'm playing around with there's new sound happening here.

2:05I'm experiencing. Yeah, man. All right. So, let's see here. I think I got it situated. I'm not too sure we're a new territory here, but I want to thank everybody for joining us right back at it. All right. We got a few people on the rumble there looking good. So, so funny. I just realized it like because you got Mike Tyson back and you up. I got sad Fouchy back and me up. Both men made a lot of money knocking people out. Yeah. Good call. Good call. Absolutely. Right. A lot of people fainting live on air. I also remember that chick who was like the comedian who was like double next triple boosted order and then she fucking fainted. Dude, that was a rough scene, especially because a lot of people in the audience were

3:06laughing. They thought it was some sort of gag. Yeah. I ended up being she was just really literally dying in real time from the vaccine. No, it goes very easy. Absolutely nuts. I am in the midst of we had the production crew right now is kind of just figuring out where we're at and how we're doing this, but we're live on rumble. I think they're not letting us square. That's right. The guy who drives the Subaru, I imagine, right? Yeah, man. We heard a story earlier. My only self-defense is flicking nickels at people as I'm being attacked. I was literally laughing thinking about that dirt when we weren't on. That is so funny. I'm literally headed where I flick a guy off. We turn a corner. He's still following me. Within two blocks, he's pulling it gone out. Right. We're here like corden, nickels and Pepsi cans.

4:07Pepsi cans. Nothing. Nothing. There's anything wrong with that. It's the difference between, how do I say this? Diversity. Right. And, you know, yeah, man. Yeah. Well, we didn't lack of. Sure. Yeah. I could throw out there that I don't know the exact ethnicity of the fellow. This plays into what we were talking about before we got cut off, which was Mexicans. Congratulations. You've joined white guy because I, he had like a Hispanic-ish, but he was very white. You know what I'm saying? He was like, generations removed, it seemed like. You know what I'm saying? Right? Does that make sense at all? I don't know. Right on, man. All right. So, we're here and you're right. Three-quarters queer over here.

5:07I am the super-rubanster. But before we did get cut off, we had plenty more to get to on the docket, I recall. You know, because we were unable to share stuff, we didn't actually talk about anything on the docket now that I think about it. That's okay. We kind of got through a lot of it. Anything tickling your fancy. It is holiday weekend. Are you working tomorrow, by the way, because I don't want to take up all your time, Mike. Now that we've been delayed, I'm ready to rock and roll for the next two or three hours, man. Dude, I don't have to work tomorrow, but I am going in just to move tools into my new truck. Bro, this is a lesson for every fucking guy out there. Dude, for four years, when I started at this company, I had my own fan, right? Yeah, man. And then there was this apprentice who had one little toolbox, like a Milwaukee packout

6:07on wheels. You know, real men know what I'm talking about. You know, the big packout on wheels, he had that filled like a saws-off, like a quarter inch impact and a drill. Anyways, bottom line, he's, they just gave me, when he left, they just gave me that. And then I kind of just like scrounged around the shop for tools and I took all hand-me-downs, you know what I mean? Yeah. So I never really got like my own new tool set. What usually what they'll do is they'll buy a van, they'll fill it and then they'll give it to a journey, man. And then they'll, he gets a credit card and they tell him buy all the new tools, fill the van, whatever you need. And it's a, it's awesome. Anyways, that went like four years, right? And really buy anything. And then they bought me a fucking jettertruck from California. Yeah. It's a box truck with a built-in fucking jettert, water tank, got these shelves.

7:08Oh, dude, he asked me what my favorite rod and machine was. I said the 62 hunters my favorite. They don't even make it anymore. They fucking found one. I've never, I've never seen one brand new. I have a brand new. I've never even seen one brand new. Cause you know what I mean? The reason they stopped making it, it never breaks. Right. So everyone you've ever used is 20 years old. Well, I was gonna add. Because the guy bought it and when did they stop making these bad boys? That's the question. So here's the difference, right? The one I, the reason I love it is because it's literally just a motor spinning a drum with a cable. Right? So literally it will snap cables. Like you know, like in your fucking like fighting this machine. It's so powerful. It just breaks the cables. All the new machines, it's a motor on top and then they have a belt. And so what ends up happening is you end up burning out belt. The problem with this machine is you buy it and then for 40 years you never need anything

8:13else. Right on. You buy the new ones. You got to replace the belt. You got to replace the clutches. You got, you know what I'm saying? Yes. So anyways, they found a new one. I can't believe it. I'm doing everything brand new in this truck. So tomorrow I'm going just to like organize it and get ready for Tuesday, taking it out. Yeah man. I'm having a great time. I can't wait. Hell yeah dude. No, it's good stuff. And I also think it's worth it to put in the time, the effort, the energy, earn the respect and then get the reward in the end. We live in this satiation generation basically where everybody wants the dopamine hit immediately for everything. We want to be gratified at all times. Porn culture and the fast food delivered to the house and we can go to the store down the street and buy the super powerful maximum strength marijuana. You know what I'm saying? Like it's all everything at all times. If we want it whenever we want it, it's nice sometimes to wait on the good things and

9:15good things come to those who wait. It's been better. Yes. Like we have this, there's a lot, this is weird mentality where a lot of guys are like, well, if you just bought me the best of the best equipment, then I would be the best of the best. No, no, the best of the best guy, you can give him garbage and he'll be the best of the best. Right. And then you give him the best equipment and it's, you know what I'm saying? But you should learn how to work with the worst tools. Right. And then they give you the best tools. You know what I'm saying? And I just can't stop thinking about Will Smith and men in black when he's there to be the best. The noisy cricket. No, the best of the best of the best sir. Remember, they're there to be the. This guy doesn't even know why we're here. Oh, what's the best bag then? Pre-slap man. Come on. That is pre-slap Smith, dude.

10:17That was the best of the best of the best. The glory days of action movies, right? And dude, it's funny. What do you think about Will Smith back in those days, too? It wasn't like, it wasn't like, this is a black man starring the first, there was none of that. It was just charismatic. Will Smith. Everybody loved Willie style, big Willie style. He was the fresh prince. He was funny, sarcastic. And he was just in all these action movies. And we didn't care culturally the color of his skin. We were just like, all right, got a funny new action guy. This is great, man. You know, like it's now there's like a stigma towards everything. It's ridiculous. Well, dude, you know that show I watch kill Tony? Yes, you are a fan of that. That's right. I never did. Dude, there's two. There's literally everything you need to know about what's wrong with the world. You can see it right there. They had this black guy who they made a regular. He's this young guy.

11:19Fuck, Kavron, remember his name. He had like a weird pro. Don't cheat. I presume. I think he was like, you're going John Cheetle. He has like a son or something. But dude, he wasn't even that funny. I literally, he had one viral moment because he would keep rocks in his pocket. So it became this like viral joke and it was funny. And he did have some funny scenes. But other than that, half the time couldn't really understand what he was saying. Right. I didn't get it. I guess because I'm not a young black, I don't know. They call him YN's. I won't say the un, right? Oh, wow. I stick to brothers. I like that. I think brothers is quite universal. Yeah, man. Anyway, his name was Cam Peterson. Right. Right. So where is Cam, the probably the least funniest regular they've had in years? Oh, he's on SNL and in the New Kevin Hart movie on Netflix. In the meantime, there have been so many guys who were just waved. They have this one guy Pat O'Neill now who's unbelievably funny.

12:22But the guy who did the longest regular ship, whatever you want to call it. Right. Really a Montgomery. He's not on SNL. He's not in any movies. That guy was so much fucking funny. And you even see that SNL every time that cam guy comes out, he's not even funny. He's not even funny. You're just a young black guy who had a moment and they, you know what I'm saying? They try so hot. Like, if you fit the image, you know what I'm saying? They go, they just go full force and they try to force you into the spotlight. You know, I think that's the problem with woke and the box, the checking of the box culture that we have going on. You're not actually doing anything on merit or talent. And so you're just doing on skin color or gender preference or whatever social thing that they're into that you will get tax credits for or whatever it is nowadays or the care

13:22you get the Oscar or whatever it is that you so desperately need. So you check all those boxes. And so we're left as viewers and people seeking out entertainment. We're just getting crap, man. We're watching crap. And it's, I'm not saying that the product is crap because they are lesbians and blacks and black lesbians. I'm just saying. Bro, the last hour I literally just said the funniest movie ever made. The last funny movie ever made was two black eyes. Right. Yeah. It was one of the funniest movies ever made. So don't even tell me it's a racist thing. No, he's just objectively give him a couple more years. Maybe he would have been that level. He wasn't the level you tried to make him. It is just you tried to fast forward these guys who you think further your agenda. It's it's Camila Harris, dude. I think Camila Harris is the greatest example of somebody who failed upward and also moved

14:23on upward by getting on the knees. We all know the stories. All right. I don't have to reiterate any of that kind of salacious stuff. But the reality is that Camila Harris attained the second highest position in American politics by checking off two boxes made explicitly stated by Joe Biden. He said, I'm going to pick a woman who is black. And that was how Camila Harris got chosen as vice president. Frank, that's not how she got chosen. He just made that statement and then 87 or 94% of America went, I guess we're out. But there was zero merit, zero record, nothing about Camila Harris made any sense as far as being vice president. Rather than checking the two boxes, when you hear Joe Biden say, well, I had two boxes and she checked them and those boxes were black and woman. Well then it makes perfect sense.

15:24But then at the end of the day, when he had to duck out at the last minute because the world found out he had brain damage and was a total vegetable, they chose her and put in Camila as their puppet spent billions of dollars on makeup and podcasts and all that. I'm really a billion, I'm beyond say, playing at the, or not, not performing. I, I misspoke. I calm myself, but I misspoke. I think I just go ahead and they lost her the election. If you would, if Beyonce were to just sing a couple of songs, she might have won. No, I think what single-handedly lost Camila, the election was that she was a puppet picked by other power players and at the end of the day, when it came time to reveal yourself as a candidate, people remembered why she never in the first place got one primary vote years ago when she was running for president because she's unlikable and she's unintelligent

16:24and she's kind of comes across as a drunkard in a lot of ways. Educated. Educated. Yeah. And she, she just really, she's a, she's a DEI. I'm a higher though and it became very clear that from a political standpoint, Camila Harris not likable. That's the bottom line. That is the bottom line. She's not a good candidate and she never actually earned the status that she attained as vice president. Well, you're wrong, you're wrong. She's not likable to us because we're bigots. We're racist. No, no, no, no, just American. Oh, oh, right. But to the elite class, they love her. She's everything they want. She's a good call, the pantsuit, you know, the hair, lawyer. She's a darker Hillary. Darker Hillary, right? I see. I mean, what's better than a Hillary Clinton? A darker Hillary. Right. You notice they never go all the way with it though, like Barack, a little happy going on, right? Camila.

17:25Camila Jamaican, Indian. I mean, dude, they never, and then they make fun of Byron Donald's, an intelligent, well spoken, successful, fully black man. Who's going to be governor of Florida? Dude, they shit on that guy, right? But no, no, we're going to prop up these half black people as our minority king and queen of our party. It's really, it's kind of absurd when you really think about it. But big Mishmike, I know you love big Mish. I have, we headed on the docket for last week. I feel like it breezed around on the social media as a little. The proof is not a man they have around a podcast with her clearly gay brother. I cannot listen to this podcast. I literally, it's one of my favorite things to listen to. This guy is clearly gay. He's got to be gay. Right. What's his name again? I always forget this guy. Craig Robinson. Craig Robinson. Right. Wow.

18:25That's kind of Robinson's his husband's name, but he's not gay. He's married with kids allegedly. It's crazy. It's the, it's great. It's great. I'm now, I'm trying to find it now. I've, I'm all over the place because we did the refresh to be fresh, but I love it. It's so crazy. Oh, I got it. I got it. Well, the best part is it was trending last week a little bit. There's, we move too fast in the news world. The social media everything. Trending is getting used loosely too. A couple people listen. I totally agree with you actually, man. Considering, considering our elbow kind of tunnels that we live in now, the elbow, echo chambers, we all exist in that are individually tailored to all of us. Like, is anything ever actually fully trending? I mean, we have a literal segment on our show checking out your elbow. So funny. No, yeah. I know something went viral like legitimately viral if like the conspiracy guy at work and

19:25my dad bring it up. I'm like, oh, okay. Okay, this went viral. Everybody's done the young conspiracy and the boomer. Exactly, man. Exactly. So let's see here. We're going to, we haven't done this platform in a while. So I'm going to try and see how to add this to the action. Hey, all right. Not too shabby. We like John Stewart. He's back, man. He is back. Yeah, listen to the whole thing. It was actually not bad. Yeah, John Stewart's smart guy. I still like John Stewart. He's funny, man. He is.

20:26He's got a good way of painting the situation at hand. So I like it. Okay, but here's what I figured out. The reason why I could listen to John Stewart is because he starts with the premise of both parties are bet shit crazy. Here's why I'm a Democrat though. Yeah, I could I could value that because I'm my argument is both are bet shit crazy. None of them are looking out for us. Here's why I voted for Republic. Oh, totally. You know, I feel like we're on the same page, which is here's the nut jabs on the right. And then here's the nut jabs on the left. Yes, there's a chance we could all meet in the middle somehow on some way, right? Well, it kills me when somebody's like, you know, I just looked at everything on the board and I picked the best candidate. There's no best candidate. You're a moron. You've been fucking brainwashed. No, you're watching MSNBC. There is no best candidate. No, my. I'm picking the least of the worst devil.

21:27You know, like you couldn't be further from the truth, bro. Nobody's watching Miss now anymore. Not even the Democrats, dude. Nobody's watching this. No, the worst rebrand of all time. You just still call it MSNBC. It's Miss now, dude. Literally nobody's Joe Scarborough still on TV. I have no idea, man. It almost sounds like a joke. We came up with. That's right. Unbelievable, man. We were going to do PMS now, but after a couple of focus groups, we landed on just MS. Come on, guys. Unreal, man. So Mike, this will be an experiment. Let me know if it sounds weird off something funny. You know what I mean? It's the first time we've shared it on here. So I'll need a little input on your side from your angle. As I watch it from this angle, here we go. This is John Stewart with brothers, Big Mesh, Big Micoballoc.

22:27You got it. Big Mesh. And Craig. And let's see how this goes here. You know, the energy and excitement of kids being around us. A little loud. All right. That's good. A little hot. Perfect. Are you getting the sound effects by the way? Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. Perfect. Hey, no, no. There's my friends. That's right. I'm not trying to hide it, people. No, do you know what makes me hate to listen, listen, listen, listen. If you're ever like in an auditorium or something and somebody says something and you're doing this, what fucking I fucking hate you? What are you doing to me right now? What is that? This is the non-offensive applause because some people are like overstimulated by the noise. So you do this. A lot of the WMBA women will do this. Of course. Yeah. Pay attention. Pay attention.

23:28Angel, like some fucking, some fucking bitch will say like something about women's rights and then they'll be like, mm-hmm. And that's them clapping. No way, dude. I've not seen this before. So pay attention because you're not paying attention. You're right. I guarantee you. You know what the problem is, I'm centering myself or I'm not centering myself or I'm, no, no, you're two cent, you're the narcissist because you didn't even consider what I want to be called gender wise. Oh, right. Yeah, good call, dude. Now I get it, I think. All right, perfect. Somewhere I didn't center myself, but either way we got, we got John Stewart on the brothers, the Obama brothers, podcast, Big Meesh, and they are talking about Michelle's experience, post children leaving for college. Some would call this the opposite of Lindsey Clark or whoever that nut job is that killed her kids.

24:29This is the opposite where you're, you know, you're happy for them to leave, but you didn't kill them, right? Is that kind of, it's the empty, yeah, yes. All right. That's what you hope for. You know, the energy and excitement of the kids being around is so incredible. I don't know. You're not crying about it. I don't. I love them. I'm going to see them tonight for dinner. I love them. Yeah. But, you know, Brock Pride, when they went to college, I was like, bye. Yeah. Goodbye. Now I know. Usually the woman cries and the man is like, good heavens. It's not yet normal family. The Obama's. Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing. There's anything wrong with me. I know how the lady is in this couple. Come on, man. You know, Brock was crying. So I just embraced him onto my six four shoulder. Big boy. Yeah. Friday nights aren't wrecked with terror and fear about where are you?

25:31Where are you? Look at the old Zahlan. Dude, isn't that insane? You are psychobro. Literally all I was thinking about this clip was. Oh, so, sir. It's, you know, it's these people who believe the science. Like, science is their religion, man. In medicine, it's somehow they just believe in it. And the ozemic thing to me is, it's got to be the same people who took the booster shots. You know, I remember when they were rolling out the mRNA gene therapies. I thought, for sure, the people on the news, the actors making the tick tock videos, even the nurses, I thought, no, there's no way they're taking this stuff. They're just pumping the population with the poison. And they're getting the saline solution and all that stuff. But now with all the celebrities that have been dropping dead and getting the cancers. And you remember Vanderbilt died at like 48 last year of cancer. I mean, it's just, it's now kind of, it seems to have played out over time that these

26:34people were drinking the medicine and selling it to you at the same time. And that makes it almost creepier in my book. I would rather live in a diabolical world where these people didn't take the poison in light to us in this world where they were had, they were so tricked and played. They believed so much in this science and in medicine that they were not only willing to inject experimental gene therapies created at warp speed into their own bodies. Without knowing any of the consequences, but they went on TV and did tick tock and Instagram videos where they made people feel guilty and feel like shit and called them murderers and, you know, and play grats and, and super spreaders for not getting the super super super. Remember that dude for not taking this experimental gene therapy that now turns out to be probably the source of these rampant turbo cancers, myocarditis and strokes that have swept through humanity for the last six years. It's just, to me, it's crazy that they bought it and they were taking it and they're all

27:37in. And now here we are, those who didn't die from the gene therapies, they're like, we got this new substance where you stick this thing in your belly and you stop eating for your entire life and you just melt away from the inside and you just, everything just starts to droop on you. But don't worry. We call it Stephen. It was, Stephen really skinny. No, Stephen King's thinner. You just disappeared. Dude, I was just, I had to look it up. Fanfeng is the drug I was thinking of. All right, man. Yeah. Remember, you know, you know, you probably don't, that was like in big in the 90s. It was the ozamic of the 90s. Right. Everybody was taking it and then it turned out to be an unfedermine and it was causing heart attacks and fatal, valvedamage of the heart. Of course. Of course. There's always a side effect. Well, dude, run does of here during what was it AIDS and then later on during the COVID? Oh, COVID. Yeah, but they were pushing. It was an AIDS.

28:38They were trying to use from Africa, Africa or something. In Africa, something. That was it. Yes. But in a, just killing people. It's the only thing in the world that ever killed more people than malaria. Like, who's, who's so bad? The Africans were like, no, no, we're better with malaria. So malaria, less Fauci drug. Yeah, exactly, man. My point being is when it comes to these medicines, they just rebrand and sell it 10 years later. No difference. It still kills people, but they're like, no, let's try it out. See what happens. See if anyone notices this time, right? I hear Jared's on a prison. Who gives him a refreshment? Where's Jared? But you're right with the FENFEN or whatever it was. And then now with this stuff that's just closing up your intestines, giving you intestinal paralysis and all sorts of other side effects that we've documented on the show over the last two and a half years. I mean, it's a one way street with the side effects with this thing.

29:39Oh, yeah. And what's funny is the side effects come out. News doesn't really talk about it. But then Good Morning America does a whole piece on how this, there's news that this stuff, these GLP ones might cure cancer actually. Amazing. Oh, sorry. No, these are the same people that they don't even talk about how. Yeah, back in the day, they would inject mercury in your penis for a syphilis. Those people, those people were crazy, man. Those people didn't know nothing. You take this drug that makes your face melt. I know you think we're advanced, but it's all relative. Yeah, we're a little further than the guy injecting mercury in his penis, but we're not at the pinnacle of medical understanding here. I don't know. Personally, I mean, I think you couldn't be further from the truth. I didn't really understand what I was reading at the time, but there was this incredible

30:42news that a story that came out about this influencer guy that I didn't know this dude. I've never heard of him before. That's kind of how it goes with all the yalgos these days, but there's a fellow, I guess, influencer dies from penis enlargement surgery gone wrong. Oh, man. I know. Look, he was an influencer. He had the nice car, the hot chick, and you can afford the surgery. That right there tells you. I guess so. There should be like something where you should know, like if I could afford the penis enlargement surgery. I don't even need it. The woman will love me for the money. Oh, yeah, dude. Great call, man. Absolutely. Very unfortunate, though. The guy, he got this injection. It's like a turk. It might have been a turk I ate now that I think about it. No, it's in some random place, but he got this injection. What's this guy's name here? British Nigerian influencer.

31:45His name is Tiny O'Bregos. So I think we know why he had to get this injection with the nickname. Tiny for Tiny. Poor guy. So safe. Yeah, I don't know. He went to the give you a size there. You don't know. They never revealed the size, but he got a penis enlargement injection. It was 40 milliliters of a hyorolic, pyrrolanic acid and lidocaine at an unknown, unnamed Bangkok clinic. Afterwards, he got a massage, started getting chest pain, lost consciousness during the massage. And he died hours later. They performed like a hundred hours or something of CPR on this guy and all that jazz to get him back to life. The injection floated through a system and caused the blockage in his lung, like a blood clot. Like a living, like a living will I could sign or something.

32:46It's like, dude, if my heart stops beating while I'm getting a massage and pain, just let me go. I don't want to go back. I got to be the best way to die. But I know a lot of guys that have gone out way worse. Right. More to cycle accident for sure. Hit a wall. You know what I mean? Wasting away from cancer, some sort of like, cancer or something. Yeah. You're in your prime because that guy doesn't know. Right. He just, you know what I'm saying? He's drifted away getting a massage and Bangkok. Oh, head, head's off to you, my man. That's right, sir. What is that? I remember that real man of honor. It was like something like real man of history or there was like, the blood like, yeah, I was going to say it was one of the high life or something, one of those commercials. Yeah. That's right, man. Absolutely. Shall we finish the big micobama train here?

33:47We'll just get a quick one on it. It's not like. It's a matter of fact, if you find out, I'm dying. Fly me to Bangkok. Right. You know, book me some massages. That sounds amazing. You know what's going on here. First, you get the injection of the hydraulic acid into your dog. So you get the super-dong. Go get the massage. Eat, tie, land, tie. The massaging is cock for sure. Yes, for sure. Yes, for sure. We all assume, Frank, you've just said it. That's what I was saying. That's the best way to go. Like, I probably came and then saw Jesus. You know what I mean? Like, that's a great way to go. I can't think of a better way. Might have been an assisted suicide for all we know, actually, at this point. You might have planned this whole thing, actually. Do you got to pay extra for this? I mean, how do I... You know how Canada does it way worse? So you're like surrounded by your loved ones crying and you push a gay little button.

34:48That's true. Right. Oh, man. Give me the Bangkok hooker. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, here's the Canada. Give us like a little brochure, a menued for the choice of the suicide and have the Bangkok option on there. Yeah, he can't help it. I'm not going to need it. I'd pay way more for the Bangkok exclusive, they call it. The assisted suicide program. Yeah. The BKE, the Bangkok exclusive... Take that one. I'll go out that way. I like that, man. Yeah. All right. We'll finish it up. It's a quick one now. It's John Stewart and the big mics. I love their man's patient and gross and... The thing I miss though is the job. Like don't you miss... No. See your kids are so on high school. The gay guys in the middle of their brother, look at how he says...

35:50Come on, man. Help me help you. You know what I'm saying? Like, come on. It gave a meaning and like pattern to my life. I'm good. I have a wonderful... She's got a cock. She's... She's got a cock. She's... The long chicks are dude. Man. She's a man, baby. She's a man. She's a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. She's different. She got the biggest dick at the table. You know. That's big mish. Big mish, man. I love how he calls it mish so far. Big mish. Yeah, dude. I love it. I love that clip because of the famous rumors about the Obama's and their friends who allegedly as the legend goes, they have these friends who the two daughters look identical to.

36:54I don't know. I'm not an erasist. Black people look the same way. I know. I mean, like they look identical. There are certain facial features that are just unmistakable. The nose. Like I saw you. There's no way these kids are down fetals. These are... The nose bits. They're named... The couple is the nose bits or nez bits and they are longtime friends of the Obama's. They go back all the way, I think, to college if I'm not mistaken. The long held rumor and theory is that they were the ones who birthed the two Obama daughters. So that way the public wouldn't be aware that big mish, Michelle Obama is actually big mic, Obama. And it's strapping some big dawn between the legs. The thing is that dude has such a distinct... It's such an obvious nose and mouth. The dogger has the exact... And no...

37:55Brock and Michelle do not have it. You know what I mean? So it's like the one daughter... Really is a little weird, you know? It's a little too on the mark. Like either Michelle is a man and they had the kids or that dude slept with Michelle and is the father of that kid. No matter what, that dude is the father of one of those daughters. You know what I'm saying? It's come up so much and for me personally I really don't get down a lot with the mixing of different... You know, like all these people belong there. Oh my god, and then you're like... And then you're like, oh you guys are just crazy. She dropped the Obama name. Yeah, the kid. Sasha. Yes, this kid. I think Sasha dropped it because she kept seeing that picture of her credit card with all the cocaine on it from Hunter Biden's laptop. She thought maybe... I'm gonna trim the last name. I'm gonna just go with Sasha for a little bit. Dude, that girl looking in the middle on the top. She does not look anything like Brock or Michelle.

38:56And she looks exactly like that dude in the top left. Yeah, it's... That's the giveaway. It's pretty nuts and the bottom daughter very similar to the lady. It could go either way. I like the theory maybe of the mixing with Michelle. Well, potentially, I don't know how that would work. Maybe Michelle slept with the woman. Big Mike, you know what I'm saying? But... No, no, I think Michelle slept with the dude. Right. You know, Brock was sleeping with Larry St. Clair. Brock loves the fellas. That's what it looks all comes down to. And there's all this theory out there that big Mike is Michelle... Is Mike Robinson and that Mike went through the transition. He came Michelle, Barry, Sotaro and Michelle decided to go down the political aspirations. And, you know, they're like, well, you can't really be a dude, gay dude with a trainee lady fellow there. So what you got to do is have the... Buy these kids for a little while, raise them through college. And I think the Nuzbets were down.

39:56They probably got paid a pretty penny, right? I mean, that girl on the top looks exactly like that. It's too much. It's crazy. It's absolutely... You know what I mean? Yeah. The eyes, the nose. I'm not seeing any big Mike or Barry in either of the girls. I don't know. The one on the bottom. You can see how that's kind of a resemblance with Michelle. I don't know. You're giving big Mike too much credit. But we're gonna go maybe oldest with the Nuzbets fellow. I think that's our... But the eyes on that top one. That's... Come on. Yeah, man. I'm a big fan. Big fan of the theory. Big fan. And that's why I loved that clip because Michelle... is famous for being a man and not actually having a children. The legend down line is that there are no pictures of a pregnant Michelle Obama. Never seen? I've never seen one myself. I'm having with Candace and Marl. Oh, you talking about Big Ben MacRone, dude? Yeah. That's right. Big Ben. I think she decided I might actually get sued for this one.

40:56And I'm a hustler. I'm a... I'm a conspiracy hustler. And so, I'll keep doing the Charlie Kirk thing. I'm gonna let go of it. Is that when she pivoted? Dude, that is when she pivoted. Come on, man. It's like I'm gonna peer Charlie Kirk at this point. Oh, God. God. The French government came down in here and she's like, you know what? Charlie's wife killed it. You hear about those Egyptians at Fort Hachuka? It was the Jews. I got you. The Jew... Oh, where does it... The Jews! It's always the Jews, I love that. Yeah, I love when they blame the Jews. It's always the... I fail safe.