I’m Going To Blame Peter Dinklage Too

0:00I think there should be a new rule now where if there's a movie and it's one of these bloated franchise flicks where they're going to push it to the three hour limit anything over two hours and 30 minutes should come with a little like rain check on your ticket or on your app where if you walk out displeased with the movie you get your money back you're like I'm I just wasted I just wasted my time and my money I you can't give me my time back so I should get my money my my money at least back and I should get a thing a popcorn to go for free. I'm going to do you want better because every movie I've seen there's a great moment at about 90 minutes sure I'm almost even like

1:01I'm getting up I'm like I'm like over and then there's 45 more minutes of bullshit so it should be where you roll to credits I leave no money back absolutely if I stayed it's another 45 minutes of bullshit yes I get my money back actually you didn't waste my my you didn't waste my time until after you know what I'm saying absolutely it's funny this phenomenon really started to take effect when the Lord of the Rings movies came out I blame Peter Jackson for all of this now because he came out with the Lord of the Rings trilogy first one I think it pushed two hours but then the second three hours but either way they were I remember distinctly the third one was like three and a half hours and my friend Dave who I went with my crew to go see the movie they did around the second or third ending of the third one before they went back to have the shire hobbits hug each other and cry of each other like they did that extra yeah the extra it was so unnecessary it was too much but I distinctly remember because this was the first movie

2:06before it became a thing where they were hitting the three hour mark my friend Dave stood up at the at the third final fake ending he stood up and people were booing him and yelling at him and he said no I'm done this movie is over what are we doing here it's already over he threw the ring in the life it's over roll the crack it's over the ring is it a lot but I mean it's been three years six hours of movies and I'm about to thank you token you threw it in the lot it's over sorry no more goodbyes you've said goodbye it's over but I blame I agree I blame Peter Jackson he's the one who started this whole thing we're like oh I'm doing this epic from a book so I can make this bloated masterpiece and you know

3:08you're all gonna love it yeah it's unbelievable so you know what his name is Peter and I'm sure there's a mention to in the movie so I'm gonna blame Peter dick like yeah just so we can oh man my god we roll we hit it long time we we we ate up a lot of time with the technical difficulties is there anything else you want to hit I mean I gotta know what you hit on the elbow first of what we got and then we got black woman MS now I mean I'm assuming it's the same thing my elbow and I don't want to shit I'm black people too hard then to the show out so we'll we'll go with your elbow but no your elbow hilariously aligned with my elbow this time around I so the DSA the socialists of Chicago had a meeting this week insane and I mean I could dedicate an entire hour to all the clips that came out of this just insane of a peek into an insane asylum I can only

4:14imagine because that's what it literally is yeah because if you're wondering how it went they're still pointing out their points of privilege did the point of privilege that is the craziest enlightened me on the point of privilege you don't know point of privilege no I'm not familiar with this where you're like hey just point of privilege I suffer from sensory overload so if we cannot clap if we couldn't stop dude I didn't know there was a phrase for that yeah because they kept talking about all these clips they always do it yeah point of privilege if we could not use gender it's so funny like you guys so these socialist meetings these meetings if they just focused simply on the agenda would usually be about 45 minutes long but they run about two and a half hours on because they have to go through all of the offenses and microaggressions that they need to avoid when they're discussing the time that's why I'm not worried about socialist taking over

5:15America they came to figure out what they'll be planning everything the whole time yeah good call a woman will never annihilate the world in nuclear and you know Armageddon she'll have her committee plan it and talk about it re-plan it and then they'll reconvene months later maybe we should pull the trigger you know let's get in love I love when they're like the feminists are like you know every war was started by a man when every woman never got around to it they couldn't pick out the right uniform wow great call dude yes bitch you have an army of woman trying to pick out a uniform oh man never gonna have a dude also that's totally offbeat in my book Libya was personally destroyed by Hillary Clinton like she made it her mission in life to completely destroy that country and annihilate it so I would argue there's been several war started by women honestly right and do it through men through men yeah don't even tell me Bill Clinton

6:20knew where Kosovo was exactly right there's no posting in Kosovo no nobody ever talked about a Kosovo hugger before dude Bill Clinton I always I believe Hollywood makes stuff at the behest of the CIA to cover up reality that's going on and muddy the waters and they created the movie wag the dog with Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro yeah right right when they literally wagged the dog to distract people from the blowjob in the in the old office I still don't know if that's really a country bro have you ever met a Kosoven or have you ever had Kosovi in food I don't even have to say it the best part was we just got off of like a desert storm and they were like no now we're bombing Kosovo and you're like it looks familiar I remember that it's the same burnt out truck from I know to it seriously man

7:25it was literally clips from old invasion and it worked because you're you're leading main adults of that era were the boomers and they believed everything boomers boomers believe everything the TV tells them what's that bill Murray movie where he's in Afghanistan are you thinking of like uh I'm I'm not savvy to this flick man uh Murray Afghanistan but it reminds me of that because it's just like you think guys who were just like the Kosovo story you just say guys who were in a normal place but we're trying to sell a story right every time you turn on the news it was this dark picture of like a couple rockets going off right and then it was a guy like in a hotel pretending to be bunker down right in a bulletproof vest you know no here's what's fucked up about the Kosovo thing and the wag the dog movie in the Bill Clinton situation is in my mind I for Kosovo the

8:28reality war I always picture the scene from wag the dog where they filmed the lady running with the child yes how weird is that though that's how close the movie came out to the events they did the same thing with 9-11 by the way they created the film flight 93 it came out like a year after 9-11 yes the guys on the plane oh we're gonna take off the terrorists and save the day let's roll baby I'm talking to you I'm talking to you on a cell phone that never would actually work on a plane but let's roll like it was just so insane the favorite parts of the wife is like are you gonna take it over and land it now we're gonna crash it in Pennsylvania no they had to cover up the fact that our military or our air force shot that plane out of the sky which is really what happened we didn't even fucking talk about this this is the best part for those with the attention span of a net aka democrats boomers dude surely boomers shortly after 9-11 you were considered in Alex Jones off the

9:33walk of spirit these see theory if you talked about Diego Garcia and there was no Diego Garcia that existed yeah it didn't even exist what do you mean they landed the planes there that doesn't that doesn't even exist right well as of Diego Garcia was our mate was our only supply port into the Gaza Strait and that got a straight of her moves bro we used it as our main resupply port yeah it didn't exist yeah didn't exist didn't exist no it's our main yeah totally insane Iran war thrust Diego Garcia into spotlight as official calls US military base integral to the war in Iran it's integral to our military right now but it doesn't exist yeah I've talked about this on show many times either don't know what the definition of exist means or integral yeah seriously Diego Garcia famous for being an eye in a toll that never existed until

10:37it did now within less like five minutes of the siren war the best theory about Diego Garcia for me is the planes that allegedly crashed in the twin towers never made it to even those final destinations the planes were rerouted to Diego Garcia where the passengers were murdered and the planes that we witnessed flying into the twin towers were drones not all of them I think the children were taken to Epstein Island where they were raped and blood to death for the elites to drink never forget this is the prime time Epstein years you know what I'm saying like Epstein was rocking and rolling it I need to reiterate what I said earlier kill me in the Bangkok you're on the body bro honestly CIA if you're gonna take me out with that hard attack on can you do it when I'm getting the massage in Thailand please yeah dude great call Diego Garcia finally now

11:46exists but you know an island of legend exist it's an integral part of our unbelievable dude absolutely man absolutely you're the conspiracy theorist because you've been talking about it for 30 years yeah exactly dude oh it's so funny and once again I I continually go back to the idea of Hollywood muddying the history and our memories because we are all goldfish and time moves quickly and it's so easily to easy to forget and then mesh things together in our memory bank and so flight 93 and then that Nicholas Cage movie the greatest act of all time where he was trapped in the world trade center rubble and they remember dude they had that cold play theme song the cold play song was the number one hit that year oh where he was the fire yes dude and that cold play song was on every station there's like shut the lights shine your way home songs I didn't

12:48even know he was Jewish oh come on the other like at the end of the raw Ashkenazi Jews right come on I always goes back to the Ashkenazi Jews man because he never got COVID but that movie I think it was called World Trade Center even flight 93 all the presidents men that came out right after Watergate happened with Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffman seems to always be tied into these is so fun and weird Dustin Hoffman dude he was in the like the dog the JFK movie with right what's name from water world Kavanaugh cosner exactly everybody like dude people were like quote that movie yes facts for the Kennedy case where did my thing with I love flight 93 and 9-11 the let's roll story I remember when that came out I even as a kid I was like where did that bull shit come from like there's no way that guy connected his phone to the house phone and the wife heard him say let's roll and we tell the truth to the drum is nowadays everybody's like oh yeah you

13:54call this wife you tell the fuck bro you had to pick up this attached corded phone with the internet red no no this guy was on a plane so it was attached to the headrest of the guy in front of him right you didn't take it up you had to dial about 300 numbers for your call for your calling card dude you have 37 minutes and then you're like I need to call okay now I gotta remember these numbers call the what did there's no way you got no I mean if anything he was able to get through with collect and they have you do the name at first and maybe the name that she heard was the only thing she heard he was just like let's roll you know like the collecting was like it's a bomb more about to roll imagine you're the wife and you get it and it's like you have a collect call from let's roll right and then there's nothing because you know the plane went down right and so that's the only quote maybe that's the only story I'll accept from from that scenario I'm just

14:56thinking about like for anybody alive at this time to those one how many times did you know did you get a phone call and you're like all right yeah you're you just land I'll be right there never right the phones didn't work yes exactly there's no way they call there's no way you didn't like put in your credit card my point being is with all of this stuff and this this happens especially with boomers they connect the Hollywoodization or the Hollywood movie to the true event and so if you ask any of your boomer parents out there any boomers out there to tell you about watergate they will quote all the presidents men to them that movie is the historical representation of what occurred they believe it verbatim and they probably and that's the point that's why they have the flight night there we played a clip from the view a year ago of Joy Bayhara she in all seriousness quoted the movie social network that's right believing in her mind it was a direct

16:03quote from Mark Zuckerberg that's how insane people are and how they cannot separate Hollywood from reality and that's why I believe the three letter agencies the CIA our government immediately put out the Hollywoodization or the Hollywoodized version of true events immediately after they happened so that way they could completely destroy anyone's true memory of what occurred do you think it's like a so like we grew up in the 90s so whenever we see anything older than the 90s we're like that's that's so fake it's unbelievable like you watch a clenese to from like the eight the 70s 80s you're like got like cardboard cutout right yes but the boomers grew up or they were like this so realistic oh my god yes now when you give those guys AI they can't they know right I believe clenese to it so AI I mean that's

17:05bro they believe the moon landing come leave the moon come on that's the litmus test I think you watch that moon landing footage and you tell me that's legit man I got an mRNA vaccine to sell you honestly because there's no way that that was a real footage of anything happening in real life yeah but frankly we've been doing it ever since a million oh we stopped in the 70s right when cameras got good yeah unbelievable did you got to look it up you got to look it up there's this thing where it's like DARPA invented the digital camera and it was literally that was like the year we stopped going to the mode that is not it's hilarious it's like they invented a way where they could actually like I forgot what it is I might be totally push it to this is everybody always knows this is a Friday show so right yeah so DARPA let's see here I didn't get much on that one maybe but I believe it was like

18:12digital cameras and then we stopped going to the moon so digital camera debut maybe and end of moon missions see what happens here let's see here don't do me dirty AI come on the digital camera made its debut on the STS 41 mission in 1991 what no that's just the debut in space and misread my idea here yeah because the digital camera came out the first digital camera prototype invented in 1975 interesting the and then when did we stop going to the moon in December 1972 wow man so it's like so the theory what is the coincidence you're saying the theory is when we started having the ability to take really great pictures we decided we don't need to go into space anymore what are we doing with this digital right once we invented digital obviously you would go digital especially

19:16to like something like the moon we're trying to send back images right exactly and then as soon as we had by the time we had digital well we're not going to the moon anymore because those are all like I think especially with digital you have a fingerprint if you alter it all right you know what I'm saying whereas like maybe it was easier to fake those other you know the film photography drunk plumber hey well so oh I know is it's a it's it's always coincidental you know what I mean well so the moon missions get a lot of flack for the photography because of the the hairs on the camera are like the hashtag things I can't remember what those are called but there's a lot of claims that you can remark there's something it's this crosshair element thing and they claim that you can tell if images have been placed into the image after the fact after the photograph is taken

20:20from old school code act film or whatever and so there are allegedly ways that people have dissected a lot of the moon photographs that indicate that there is some manipulation of of space going on and uh you know there's there's some some some you know there's some something going on some trickery with the photograph on some level eight we got a guest here we got a good blue yeah uh Mike is there anything else you want to rock I know we've gone way over the we got here we got a oh come on like woman at miss now the online gambling is crazy we had your we didn't do your guy by the way your docket guy your algo guy which I think plays into let's do

21:22it let's do it we'll do the algo guy uh we were talking about it that's right I don't know how we went down that route but we have we're checking out Mike's algo and Mike decided to tap into what I was watching this week which is the dsa meeting in Chicago very informative very entertaining can't just say something off the bat you're a very overweight middle-aged black man yeah man right covid and non-socialist white people are you the least of your words seriously yes absolutely bit the mask the mask does anything scream I'm insane more than wearing the mask in 2026 I can't take a serious absolutely not and if you would have told me like oh well I'm I'm in chemo I'm very susceptible to any you know bacteria for environment oh shit okay my bad I didn't

22:24mean to make no they said it's for covid 19 I know it covid 19 is called covid 19 because it came out in 2019 covid back seven years ago I saw an article today in the Denver Post that they're warning residents of Denver to be careful take caution covid is on the rise man it's on the rise we had a super spreader event just the uh this weekend at the fish sticks man I know you haven't seen anybody die around you but trust me they're dying and the only way we can stop this is by you taking our medicine lock it down and inject this gene therapy that we created a warp speed into your body don't worry we have no data to tell us what the effects are I love these socialists first of all I'm not taking advice from anybody that writes in the same notebook I wrote in an eighth grade haha haha can't even afford a trapper keeper my guy haha uh trapper keepers are fascist bro get with the times man go

23:28I was to probably yeah that showed my white yeah so there's a hub right now in downtown Chicago I had no idea I know Denver we have a big dsa uh situation unfolding but Chicago has its own on the agenda for the meeting there uh they were talking about confronting Zionism defending communities against ice trans care in the age of health fascism which this clip plays into the health fascism I never heard of this before this is amazing because for me personally telling me I couldn't go back to work or enter a restaurant unless I showed my vaccine papers was health fascism but I don't know maybe I don't understand definitions these days so uh health fascism and know what I love about all these guys too is they'll talk about how the white men are bringing them down I'm a white man I've been cutting my own hair for 20 years right how much does this guy spend on his hair and how much time bro come on maybe save a little money on the hair maybe it's not white privilege maybe it's ugly privilege uh co-chair of the dsa megan rumour who we play clips that

24:29fat chick who talks about abolishing everything and she's yep all we're all we're taking it all away from you that's right uh she is out there platforming their new slogan which is and you are going to love this mic it reminds me of a little something from about 80 years ago workers deserve more workers deserve more this is the socialist workers party mic come on man god nothing to be afraid of literally what they do I mean the minus well I have mine come uh right there on the table you know I'm saying like come on dude you pray it's all projection with the Democrats these days uh so this is a great clip that prank we have this new burger's called the communist declaration yeah no nothing like a manifesto the declaration no I'm like manifesto was so woke one you know I'm saying we're woke to we don't

25:30do manifestos anymore man manifesto such a white man manifestos are white supremacist fascists bro come on we're not manifesting we're declaring that's right that declaration of communism so this meeting has a million clips online it is just I know it's so powerful of insanity the mask I can't get over but they went on a tangent with health fascism and how health is the mask is insane though because none of you faggot's where this outside this meat literally just did this because it was being filmed yes absolutely too because I live in Chicago none of you guys are wearing that so there was a famous image and video clip of the dsa meeting here in Denver in 90% of them are where we're wearing the KNN 5 super respiratory mask I know I think it's part of the the culture I'm telling you these people believe in this kind of stuff it's the swastika on the arm it's the you know yeah well to me wearing a mask

26:38especially nowadays especially this year dude it's been so hot it's been 90 degrees nonstop for the last four months here in Denver and I see people outside with masks and to me that is like self torture you're torturing yourself when I see people with masks on right now in 2026 in the summer of 2026 it reminds me of that guy from the DaVinci code movie who like every night you whip himself with the chain or whatever what's that called self-file emulation or emulation or something like that yeah it's something like we're we're we're he is he's whipping the shit out of himself he's self torturing himself for no reason and my point being is that's what I am to me wearing the mask is that version of it and it makes sense too because these are people who don't believe in God or religion they're they're God their deity or you know they're Jesus is Tony Fauci and they believe in science and they worship science and so what better way to show the God of science that you believe in it than to torture yourself with your belief system and you cover

27:39yourself with emulation. Congratulations is what it is yeah that's it man. Google is so fuzzy I just googled self torture for religious reasons I wanted to know what that word was but I had to scroll through like six things first thing I can't help is available speak speak speak speak speak was somebody today and then he comes into the call tags chat official website then second day crisis text line help for self-heart you faggot I'm just looking for a definite interval and at some point it calls you an Islamophobia by imagine right at some point in there yeah oh here we go I didn't know you were white go ahead and fledgly oh you the word you're looking for is fledgly and you should do it carry on I didn't know you were straight and white sorry about how that self-help talk oh man oh man oh that's what it is there it is totally nuts there's not jobs on both sides of the

28:49aisle people and speaking of these are not jobs here at the ds a Chicago talking about how health is fascism and being healthy and physically fit is white supremacist black fatness is made meaningful through suffering and the police of that black fat flesh anchors entire systems of governance without a population to discipline there would be no BMI no obesity epidemic and no medical or scientific institutions organize around managing fatness the diet industry reflects so we only have this chart that says I'm obese because you're fat and he's dude am I understanding he's saying we have an obesity epidemic because of black people is that the reason we have the obesity is that what he said the other fat is true yeah the if the highest blood pressure that look at this guy unbelievable stuff dude I got to say I went to fish this weekend on Friday uh liberals millennials hone it in folks run on the treadmill

29:58yeah start working out stop eating or drink I know why you're not fucking you bitches are too holy crap I just can find the hole no geometry I can't figure out how you guys I I haven't been to a jam band showing a long time first of all nobody under the age of 35 and everybody was obese like literally it was just a sea of whales that MNI were trying to navigate around it it's unbelievable millennials rain it in baby because I know it was only millennials and it millennials Gen X and boomers at this show at you guys were all fat we got a whole minute people it's disgusting the younger ones are even better it's crazy I gotta say I've been to a lot of shows this year a lot of shows with different generations of people nobody's drinking anymore no lines at the bars but here's my thing with like the younger ones so you work with like the millennial who's fat yeah he's fat now he's 40 right he was a high school athlete good call

31:03yeah man he's fat now sure piss him off the athlete comes out good call yes right the antinerole is flabby has never been an athlete right there's no athlete to come out you know that's that's actually great call because one of my favorite things to see in life are fat dudes who are fantastic at dancing or like or a dude with a phenomenal gut who's just a baller on the basketball court who just freaking moves like he's water you know what I'm saying like I you know I know like like our uncle our uncle right he's pretty big he's always been a stronger guy right but he's old now you gotta see to the other day he's just put it in perspective he threatened to beat me up and then 30 seconds later we're gonna go down the stairs he's like I gotta go backwards because of my he's

32:07that's our uncle yeah I love that man he was gonna box my ears and ask to go backwards on the stairs yeah that's a guy you want on your side but my whole point is you're like once in a while you'll see him getting angry and the pain goes away and you know what I'm saying yes yes and that athlete comes out and nobody wants to fuck with you know what I'm saying absolutely and that's what the younger generation I don't think they realize like if you're 18 and you're the fat guy you're not you don't have that that inner beast right absolutely and like you're writing the money I'm kind of what I was saying with the dancing the fat guy who can dance really well that was a young guy who was thin and had the ability to do but then now he's got the extra 40 50 pounds and the dancers in this still got it yeah but the body moves with it it's like it looks beautiful actually it's poetry and motion you know what I'm saying that's what I love it when you see the like the fat 40 year old

33:10dad who hits that that skate park yes once his name and Marjaro Marjaro when I saw when I see clips of him at the bottom like dude that got yes that's awesome right well he looks rough I'm gonna throw it out there like he does a little doesn't look fantastic but I did see this and that's so funny man you see that thing what happened at his whole at his is like park thing I'm not familiar with that story actually no not at all so something happened where like it went viral somebody posted this thing where it was like they posted it as him where they said if you come to this address where I'm skating you could come skate with me and all these people showed up and it wasn't even real wow but then he but then he told his security hey if they came here let him it it's not everybody that showed up then got to like skate with him that's awesome man yeah he's actually not a bad guy I mean that dude that is the dad skating as I love it still got it after

34:16all that alcoholism and drug abuse you know we got happy yeah that's awesome I'm glad he's so bird up and he's doing a little better and I like a redemption story I like when people turn it around we are all allowed second chances in this world man so what would happen to his dad oh that was my favorite part of that show too like when he would just film himself going in just start punching his dad his dad's name was Phil if I recall that was why privilege dude look at these kids grow up in like the rich neighborhood what am I we grew up in a great time when that was our entertainment one of my favorites was a Tom Green show which was a similar vein as as Jack as he was before Jack as and and Tom Green had a great bit where he had a someone he commissioned a statue to be designed and put on his parents front lawn and it was his dad beating his mom and

35:17and it was called where's my dinner bitch I believe he was and he like dragged his parents out of their bedroom like two in the morning and the end is like crane drop it off it was so good dude it was fantastic I love it because you look back and like guys like that could only exist that was it yeah absolutely dude 90s is the only place to exist just like George Michael right six bag with an earring and a leather jacket is only a tough guy in the 80s when the fans is also a five six two you know I mean like these guys exist in their times it's so funny you're right on the money they didn't make it out of the 90s like some other people were able to make it out but no they they're trapped there the fans was the coolest of his guy in the 70s and then played the triviled short essentially Chuck Schumer the next 30 years

36:25like minuscule June for the next 30 yeah I haven't seen Henry Winkler really in much he was in I remember he was in Barry did you see ever see I never saw Barry actually yeah I heard Barry was good you it was fantastic I like how it's not on anymore right they just did a select amount of see yes I like that it's great carry on forever in no it was actually a good ending they didn't take it too far it was a it ended how it should every show becomes like weeds were like dude you you were you were a mom selling weed in the suburbs yes and now you've taken on the cartel I was thinking dude that was shameless became that shameless was not dude it went way out like they were all now you took on the mafia all these shows all of them at some point the main character ends up in

37:28prison for something and then they got to break out of prison or there's some it's just it's it's too much too much it's too much that ended after weeds should have ended after season three or four yeah and then nobody learned any lessons from lost lost was the worst example they just kept writing it out like no now there's a smoke monster see and yeah I think about that now there's a timer yeah we're going back a time now there's a clock now there's a new bomb now somehow on the island it's a gateway to the other world dimensions to heaven and have the hero and I found him playing a heroine you know what I'm just glad they did lost when they did because we never had the trainee lady fellow character into the scene or you know there was no like lesbian mom saw a plot that I recall at this point first though but that's fine we were talking to Arab we're black huh yeah but the Arab remember the one Arab did it in the Arab dude the Arab was a was secretly a hitman spy for like the intelligence agencies of Saudi Arabia which is crazy so he was still a

38:33terrorist that's what I love about that time when we grew up man no matter what if you're in Arab they were gonna figure out a way to shoehorn in a terrorist subplot right I'm telling you man if we go full on with world war three it'll do it like a scene where there's that episode was like not only was he a took he was like the torture of all torture master dude you know people in Afghanistan like he was just like a mass murder dude he was almost he practically said no it was just too good I forgot how much torture makes me come you're right I forgot all that has been so it's because back then dude the hottest the hottest show on

39:37the planet back then was 24 and it was just key for southernland beating the crap out of Arabs every episode running around yeah but Frank it was like 24 rubbers of the hour each real time I can see him beat up FD you know what that's why movies were better back then if you saw an Arab you knew he was a bad guy you already like no question now I got to figure out who's who I don't even know who's a man or a woman it was great to because sometimes they would trick you in the beginning the Arab he'd have his hair in a ponytail and he'd have like a clean mustache and I thought he was a tail yeah exactly everybody did he'd be like the camera guy or something like no one would suspect him right with the minute he put on the vest he's let the hair down right he's like all of a sudden he's

40:39I knew I would interest that guy from the beginning you know he was an Arab all along that mustache was too thick he knows the shoulder hair they gave him the way that's why they keep it in the ponytail to disguise themselves they're Hispanic not Arab come on man all right some blue tives I idd