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That's incredible. That's incredible. Some incredible stories from around the world and beyond. We'll start with this. Oh, employees at an Atlanta soul food restaurant made a horrifying discovery. Oh, no. When they found a man wedged inside a kitchen exhaust bin above the frying area, firefighters pronounced him dead at the scene, but police say there were no immediate signs of foul play. An investigation are still trying to figure out how he got in there and exactly when he expired. I hate those stories. No, right. No foul play. Yeah, no. No, no, no, I saw where that was going. Sorry, Chelsea, I didn't know I was a slip of the dickens here. Doctors in China treating a 35 year old man for blood in the bathroom, several sewing needles inside of his body, including a 1.4 inch needle near his heart. Surgeon successfully removed the needle, which doctors believe may have been there for years. The stranger, the man and his family couldn't explain how the needles got in there.

That's a no. That's wait. That's going to be on TLC, like those people to eat foam because they can't stop. Could have been an action puncture thing that went wrong. I don't know. Were the needles were in his heart? I guess. Okay, because it sounded like it was starting. There was also a bathroom issue. So no, that's not an acupuncture thing gone wrong. That we don't have to literally put them all the way through. Listen, she's right. You say crazy things. No, no, no, no, it was right to think out loud like how let's figure it out. I don't have anything better. You can say Brad Pitt's in the news and you go who? A woman. A woman developed a strange net like discoloration across her back after using a heating pad for up to 12 hours a day. Doctors call it toasted skin. That's incredible. I didn't think that was possible, but the heating pad too much too often, too many days toasted skinned. That's not good.

The heating pad can be a little bit addictive, kind of like a nappy time, a daytime cycle nap. You can be like, oh, I'll do that again today. Don't do that. But I was using my heating pad like for a legit reason. Yeah. Like something in my bag. I believe you took that everywhere with you. Florida, Vegas. That was, but you know what that was for? That was before I had that hernia surgery. Oh, like I would get it out because I would start to have that pain on my stomach and the heating pad helped. Yeah. But anyway, I had some back thing and I'm just saying you get used to it. It's kind of like it feels nice and I was just getting out my heating pad for no reason. I didn't even have any back pain. I was like, No, it's a little bit too much for me. Yeah. Yeah. In a new report, reservations for wonder becoming more common with data showing there up 22% over the previous year. And in general, making reservations on Tuesdays up by 15%. That's incredible. I do love that people are really comfortable going out to eat by themselves. I want that to be something that I kind of eventually do. I think I've done it one time and it was like at breakfast. It does feel weird, doesn't it?

It did feel weird. It was kind of liberating. But at the same time, I was like, everyone like wondering what I'm up to. I don't care. I don't care about what other people think. That's not my thing. My thing is that if I don't have someone to talk to, then there's no reason for me to not take it back to my house. Right. And eat it on my couch where I'm comfortable. That's the only reason that I don't do it. I also want to go to the movies by myself. I think that that would be so fun. I love that. I never mind that. Officials finally this morning in Mississippi are asking the public for help locating a vehicle with fat girls only written on the vehicle. The SUV was being driven by two very large white men with long beards and they're suspected in a burglary. That's incredible. Okay. Let's go on on it, Mississippi. Let's get to the reason we're looking for them. Is it just because they like fat girls? Because that's just a preference and that's fine. Burglary is not fine. Burglary. Alright. I think you think that they had that identifier. Yeah. There's you.

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