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Feels like a pretty great night out. It is. It's a carnival cruise. Time to take another look. Carnival is calling. Ships registry, the Bahamas and Panama. This week at Vons and Albertsons, USDA Choice Tri-Tip Rose untrimmed are 599 per pound. Limit 4 Rose with membership were applicable. And medium ripe hassovacados are 99 cents each, with membership were applicable. Plus Kellogg cereals 8.8 to 16.1 ounces, selected varieties, or peppered farm goldfish, 5.9 to 8 ounces, are 190.9 each when you buy three. Limit 3 offers with membership were applicable. Visit vonsoralbertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. Dave Roberts here. There you are, surrounded by fans, sharing wings, sharing drinks, high-fiving random strangers. Everybody remembers the game. Nobody remembers the guy coughing behind you until a few days later. At 2am, you wake up with a fever and your throat's on fire. Now what? Urgent care?

Close. ER? Slam. Telehealth maybe. But the pharmacy's closed. You needed a medical emergency kit. These aren't first aid kits. They contain essential prescriptions used for over 30 common conditions. Sinus and ear infection. UTIs, stomach bug, travelers diaria, and more. On hand before you need them. Use your doctor-developed guidebook to select the right prescription. Or call their telemedicine doctor standing by. It's like an urgent care and drugstore at home. When you're sick, traveling, or stranded, you'll wish you ordered a medical emergency kit. Order online in minutes and it's shipped to your door. And say $45 with my promo code blue at urgentcarekit.com slash blue. That's promo code blue at urgentcarekit.com slash blue. Jake Towers in the morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. Spider-Man brand new day is the all time highest grossing movie at the domestic box office with $936.77 million that record previously held by Star Wars The Force Awakens with

$936.6 million. Azee Osborne's final performance hitting theaters next month. So Azee and Black Sabbath back to the beginning comes out worldwide on October 28th. This was filmed just 17 days before his death. Tickets go on sale next week on the 24th. Maclamore has donated $1 million of his two earnings to organizations that support Palestinian people and Robert Kraft has donated $2 million towards humanitarian aid. Travis Kelsey reportedly named a victim in a multi-million dollar Ponzi scheme tied to an investor. Now this investor pled guilty to three counts of wire fraud was sentenced to 11 years in prison with more than $31 million in restitution ordered. Prosecutors did not detail what Travis's involvement was, but they did say he was an investor in a fund that was connected to this investment company.

Big news yesterday, Lena Dunham welcomed her first daughter, her first child, I should say, and it was a daughter with her husband, via surrogate. Now, she had a hysterectomy back in 2017 after struggling with endometriosis and evoke essay. She recalled telling her baby we've been waiting for you. She said she felt very grateful for her surrogate rather than jealous about not being able to carry the child herself. And finally, after being robbed of $6 million back in 2016, the court has ruled that Kim Kardashian will be awarded with $1.15. Yes, $1.15, while that amount might seem laughable, it is actually the amount that Kim petitioned the court for. She requested the symbolic amount in an attempt to focus on official recognition and accountability rather than collecting this massive payout. TV tonight, we have Thursday night football. The lion's gonna be taken on the bills and the traitor's new blood.

Every Thursday, we do a little something called crazy lines. So with crazy lines, we go around the room and tell you something about ourselves to make us a little crazy or not right in the head. Was this crazy or not? I'll tell you. I saw something online that came up on my feet and I bought it. That seems about right. It's called, I think it's called extra and it's these bags that you buy with zippers on them and you throw your stuff in them and then you shrink them. Oh, those are great. Yeah, they're back in sealed. Yeah, they're great and they shrink them down to like a fraction of the size. These are all my underwear, socks and I think these are my underwears and socks. That's nice. And a couple of undershirts, all squished down for my trip to Vegas later today. Am I crazy because did it really take up that much space in the yeah, it does.

But I think I think the suitcase packed nicely. No, what's crazy is that that can happen. I've seen that it used to be an infomercial, a full half hour infomercial with putting the thing, the nozzle and the thing and you're like, how did you just make 30 sweaters shrink down like I know that's the part that I can't wrap my brain around. Maybe the crazy line part though was what I did do. I tried to put a couple sets in there and that didn't work well. No, I'm surprised because I would think that I've seen influencers talk about that stuff and it can shrink anything. Maybe I needed a bigger bag. Probably. All right, I think what's crazy is that you were considering putting your sets in any kind of peril. Well, I don't let any kind of more space for sneaks. Okay. Anyway, Allison, you're up for crazy lines. It was Chelsea's birthday yesterday. Yeah. And I had her birthday bag by the door so I wouldn't forget it and Warren saw the bag and said, well, you have to put that in a bigger shopping bag. You can't carry that down. And then got real focused on why I had stuffed it.

We have tons of gift bags in our closet. I could have easily put her gifts in two bags. But I didn't think I got her good enough presents that I didn't think a second bag was deserved. Okay. Jammed it all into one gift bag and it was all like falling out and bust in the scene. It looked like way more gifts. But it was no problem to take two bags out and put them into two bags. But I was like, no, I'm not going to make this look more exciting than it is. I didn't even get her anything good. Yes, you did. Well, thank you for it on yourself. But what a dumb reason to not pack appropriately because I didn't think the contents were good enough to just use two bags. Yeah, that is crazy. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. You know, that's not right. All right, Chelsea, go. Okay, so I'm not sure if I've used this one recently, but you guys know that I've been taken my grandma to the library. That's like one of our activities. I love it. And I always check out these books. Well, my books are due on September 18th. I have two of them that are due. Do you think that in the six weeks that I've had these books that I have started them

until yesterday? And now I will only read from now until what tomorrow when they're due to get these books done. And so now it's not even fun anymore. It's a chore. I want to outlaw her from reading. She's not allowed to read. I was going to get her book for a birthday. Yeah, no. She couldn't have been the fall I want, see full. That's what I want. But she, this is what she does. Who reads a book and doesn't finish it? You read a book. You almost can't go on without finishing it. That's how it's supposed to work. But she doesn't do that with her books. Well, how it's a race against time. Now I have to. What about Ethel and the Seven Wives? Did you finish that? I did. Two years. Two years. There's something that makes you a little crazy. You're not right in the head. That's what crazy lines is all about every Thursday on 100.3 WNIC. Hi, Ryan Reynolds here for a Mint mobile. Are you looking for a beach read this summer? May I suggest your big wireless bill? It's got suspense, mystery, a slightly flat emotional arc and a shocking twist where you

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anniversary of October 7th attacks. Churches, synagogues, universities and communities are planning Israeli flags. A powerful declaration that Israel is not alone. Now, together, we can combat hate and anti-Semitism one flag at a time while supporting the fellowships life-saving work for people in need. And this is where you come in. I want you to get involved in donate or plan a flag and boldly show your support for Israel and the Jewish people. Join this historic movement with a gift of just $25. You can raise your voice and show the world that Israel is not alone. Visit joinfof.org. That's joinfof.org. Want to know you're on the best path to the right car? Visit CarMax where every car is car-max certified and backed by a 10-day money back guarantee at a price that's up front from the start. Visit carmax.com for details.

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Plants are back in action. Tonight on the road and Buffalo, the bills are opening their brand new stadium. So the bills mafia is expected to be loud. Both teams are called. That's their goal. Both teams won their season opener Sunday and for Detroit, the big test is handling a short week and their first road game of the season says Fox two is Ryan Armani to me and a little message a little while ago. That is a really short week and like really early on. Yeah. Where are we on the road to? Buffalo. Oh, the first thing that you said on the bills, you know, the bills, the thing you started with. Oh, that's nice. I have my mom on the show. That's awesome. Tam playing out to Las Vegas. The IHR radio music festival is this weekend. Jam Pat with the stars. Seriously, I was just looking at the lineup. It's crazy. Snoop Dogg, Cardi B, BTS, smashing pumpkins. 50 other people. Vincent Boone. Love nature laser.

I like nature laser laser laser. It's crazy. I see Sierra. Yeah. Sierra great with child. Great with child. Great with child. Numerow Quattro. Did you say Snoop? I said Snoop. Snoop. Quattro with Russell Wilson, Cinco Altogether. Oh, she's got to kid with feature. Right. Yeah, a doi. I'm going to try to get myself over to wax tracks record in Vegas too. I love that place. Well, your priorities are all in order. So that's good. Do you want to get me a record for my player? I don't know. Those little ones. Oh, from yesterday, the little ones are new issues. So you have to, we have to buy those new. God, speaking of things you have to do, you have to get a picture of you and Paul and Vincent Boone. Oh my God, that'd be really funny. Our old boss Paul, Corbino. Yeah. The world's most interesting man. He'll be there. Well, of course he'll be there. Paul. Is he hosting it? Paul was the boss. Paul was the boss that I visited out in LA. And we had a nice afternoon.

We went to lunch and did all the, and then he liked to do it. Totally blew me off when Vincent Boone entered the room. Yeah. Well, Vincent Boone's here. I'm going to have to go. Good to see you to Jay, safe flight. I'm like, I just landed in an hour ago. I'm like, I just got here. Safe flight home. I'm like, I just got here. Then what about the time you went to see Paul? Because you guys were going to get lunch and he was eating at his desk. Yeah, he just watched him eat. Yeah. That was lunch. Hope you don't mind him having a sandwich. No problem, Paul. Yeah, I was with JLo last night. We stayed out late. All right. And then we were going to the Beverly Hills hotel to eat. No? I didn't do that. No. You can watch me enjoy my Jimmy Johns. And then I'll walk you around the building. And boy, Jay, have you put on a couple of pounds? He didn't say that. He didn't say that. No, I was wearing, he has before it though. He has before, but I was wearing, I was wearing one of my tracksuits. He's like, wow, he looks like you're really, you came from the streets today, huh? He looks okay. Thank you. And I love him so much. I said, guys, it's so funny. Says anything. I know. Tell him we said hi. I hope I see him.

I can't imagine you wouldn't be all over, right? Do you remember a couple months ago he texted me and I got so excited that he got a text from him. And I think his assistant might be named Chelsea because it was like a task that she needed to do. And I was like, well, Paul, wrong Chelsea, but I do miss you. And he goes, oh, sorry about that. Miss you. You know what you should have done if you were being proactive, completed that task. You know, I wish I had a promotion. Yeah. That's nice. Well, listen, it's going to be a, it's going to be a great little trip. Yeah, look excited to see the show. We have a lot of winners there. I'll be texting you guys. Looking to see how hot it is in Vegas. Oh my God. I think I checked. I think it's like, oh my God, it's going to be perfect. 74 today, 75 tomorrow. Highest it's going to get is 79 on Sunday. You're good. Yeah, you're fine. I thought Vegas is always 90. Yeah, what are you looking at, Chelsea? That's not what I said. Maybe iPhone weather app. Have you updated it in a year?

No. I just thought that was the thing we're talking about all the time. I mean, I mean, something must have really changed here. Let me see. That is. I have today high, wait, today high 92 Friday, high 93 Saturday, high 93 Sunday, high 91. I don't know. We are looking at the right weather. We only need one Alice and weather forecast in here. Yeah. I got that. We only like one person wrong about the weather here. That's Alison. I already got that. Well, I just don't understand how we both have iPhones and they're completely different forecast. Are you looking at the low for the day first? That's the first number. Oh, maybe you are. No, I'm not. Well, I don't think it's. Oh, wow, weather.com says your thing. So maybe you need to. Yeah. Yeah, just for my phone. For future reference, I don't think it's ever 68 in Las Vegas or 72 or whatever you said. This isn't even correct. Is this Las Vegas, Nevada? Well, I think there's only one Las Vegas, Oklahoma.

Yeah. I mean, there's something majorly wrong. I don't know. I want you to go with my forecast, though. Yeah. I mean, I love it. I mean, it'd be raining every day. You know what? I'm going to do one thing here. I'm just going to shut your Wi-Fi off for a second and see if maybe it updates. Okay. Oh. Yeah. I think that's low at low. I think you've got the wrong city. I don't know. Well, low at low. So is a different place. That's in California. Okay. Well, anyway, did you turn? We just killed like a minute and a half of our listeners valuable time with your incorrect app. Sorry about that. We know your time is valuable. Yeah. We thank you for saying. We'll see you patient. Now back to BTS. That's a boom. We all have our rituals when we get up in the morning, right? So my ritual is, you know, I snooze until about 230. And then I finally have to get out of bed and I always go to the bathroom because I'm a regular kind of guy. I'm a regular kind of guy. So it's my boyfriend, yeah. He's regular. Yeah. And if I not read, it's the whole day's on the other bathroom.

And now that I, my vision gets poorer by the year, I had reading glasses all over the house, buying about the boxes. And, uh, you know, I go in and I check email and I sit in there and stuff. So I wrap everything up and now it's time for the shower and to go to work. I don't know what happened, but I got up and I flushed the toilet and I turn around and my glasses fell right off my head. Right. They collapse at the fall off the side of the toilet. Okay. Right? And then they went right down the hall, like a missile. Yeah. Not a dirty toilet, right? Went right into the toilet, uh-huh. Right into the toilet during the flush. Oh, oh, this is going on. It was sucked up in the flush. Yes. It was the last thing I saw. Right. But you know what? And you like, like, I wasn't going to reach, I was like, I'm, and I'm still hazy because it's too in the morning. Yeah. But I think when those are shut, I, that, I don't see that as being a clogging issue.

I don't think it is going to be a clogging issue. Yeah. Could it be though? I think that's going to go straight into the sewer plan. I mean, you think of a toilet. What? It's like, this is it. This is the side. I mean, there's nothing here. These things aren't just going to, on their own, start doing this. No. I think it's going to missile right out. So where does things go to the, the sewer plan? Yeah. This is a very knowledgeable. I'm just where your do-do-go. Is the sewer people are going to have great vision? Yeah. I'm assuming they're out there every day straining the Q tips and all the stuff. And I'm like, yeah, there's a plan. In my head, that's how it goes. Here is no straining going on. That's how they recycle the water back to us. I just see a bunch of guys in columnars. Yeah. Yeah. Someone lost his glasses. These glasses are from the Rochester sector. Take a call. Only prescription. No. You're a $4 pair. You are about to break the pair that you're holding right now. They're meeting. They're so flexible and they are not. They are flexible.

Well, stop doing that. They made it through the toilet. They made it through the, yeah, through the, through the, through the, through the water. That's right. Well, another element. So another, I guess my court, so I don't need to do anything. If everything, the house seems to be working. No, no, no, no. What are they going to do? They're not going to find them. No, they're gone. They, they've sailed away. They have sailed away. What's that? Come sail away. Oh, that's a sail away. Very good. Jake Towers in the morning on demand. Here's the Hollywood Minute with Chelsea. The church. The church. The house. The house. The house. The house. The house. The house. Chelsea. The traders has gotten a three season renewal at peacock all the way through season eight following another big Emmy win. So the show and host Alan coming, both won for the third consecutive year. By the way, we have $250. It thinks to the traders new blood coming up right around 740 this morning. Do Alipa's $15 million legal battle with Samsung took another turn after Samsung officially

asked a judge to throw out the lawsuit. So she had sued the company earlier this year for using her image on retail boxes without her permission. Now, Samsung lawyers filed a dismissal request and said that the packaging never suggested that she actually endorsed their televisions. A judge has not yet ruled on the dismissal request. Chris Harrison is officially returning to television with a new original dating series. It's called Chris Harrison's The Vow. It debuts on November 11th. This comes five years after he left his longtime role at the ABC franchise with the Bachelor and Bachelor at. Now, the show is going to be focusing on a 30 year old bachelor who will test his compatibility with 10 women in C if they align on shared values, communication and faith. Barack Obama announced yesterday that his family's 13 year old dog, Sunny, has died. She was a cherished member of the family and they said they are going to miss her terribly.

The family had adopted Sunny as a puppy in 2013 during his second term in the White House. American Idol moving production from Los Angeles to the Atlanta area ahead of season 25. So that move aims to take advantage of Georgia's lower production costs. Shows like the mass singer and only murders in the building have also shifted production to take advantage of better incentives outside of California. And finally Amanda Saferead and her husband have announced their separation after nine years of marriage confirming that they have been living apart for some time. They said it was the right decision for their family. We've got each other forever. It's good. The two of them share two kids together. TV tonight, we have Thursday night football and the trader's new blood. I love when stuff like this comes out because like a quarter of it I knew and the rest I didn't

know. But are you ready for interesting facts about famous people that you didn't know? Yeah, I love these. I know. So good. You have like eight bears around here. I know. Okay. So like this one I knew him Allen was arrested for cocaine possession in 1979. And the two years in jail. Did you know that Allison? I did. You did. Yeah, I know he did two years. I didn't know that either. I just thought he was arrested. Did you know this Madonna originally wanted to kiss JLo at the 2003 VMAs, but that didn't go over. So it was Brittany, right? I did not know that. I would love to ask follow up questions because the choice that was made was actually the perfect one. Right. I mean, I've been coming Madonna wannabe and it was almost like a handoff. Yeah, like she's handing off to, you know, and they were the rivals to each. It was a perfect thing. It was a perfect. Why JLo is kind of mind boggling. I don't know.

Before the TV show friends, Jennifer Aniston turned down a job on Saturday night live. Really? Can you imagine at Jennifer Aniston being an SNL alum at this point? Who, and who does that? Who turns that down? She might think the sitcom was a better option for her. Well, she's really, really, really funny, but I don't know if she's like SNL get funny. She could be. She's also an SNL and she's pretty good. Yeah, Elaine from Seinfeld was not an SNL. That's right. That's right. How about this? Tanning Tatum played a bartender in Ricky Martin's Shebangs video. He was paid for $100. Oh, wow. Like, I totally want to go back and look at that now, right? Yeah. I remember the Shebangs video. I don't need that. Bill Murray was arrested when he was 20 for trying to bring 10 pounds of marijuana on

a plane. 10 pounds? What are you thinking? Unbelievable. Oh my God, of course you're arrested. And think about it. When he was 20, I mean, it's not like the security was the way it is now. No, no, no. Where you go to that machine and put your arms up, which by the way, every time I go through there, they always say we're going to have to pat down your stomach because it looks like I'm carrying contraband. Yeah. And I'm like, no, I'm just chunky. There's never anything there. Yeah, they always have to check the, my calves. Do they? Yeah, I'm like, no, that's just a swollen ankle. Oh my God. There's nothing in there. Maybe you're carrying something for Bill Murray. When Lady Gaga was at NYU, some students started a Facebook page called Stephanie, Germanada, you will never be famous. That's her real name. So who are the people that bullied Lady Gaga and said you'll never be famous? nasty, ridiculous people. And I love that. I love that she not only became famous, but ridiculously famous.

And your efforts to create that fake profile just to make her feel bad. That's a be a lesson to the bullies. You know, right? Well, you could be bullying somebody that straight to start them. You could be singing about Herazzi. Dennis Rodman has 28 siblings. Oh my God. Good luck getting Matthew McConaughey in a revolving door. He has a fear of them and won't go through. That could be a problem in some places. Sure. Taylor Swift has a frame picture of Kanye interrupting her in her living room. And the caption is life is full of little interruptions. Man, that girl cannot let stuff go. No. And I said that. It's the one thing she couldn't write a song about. So she did that. I was going to say, doesn't it seem like you're holding a lot of negative energy at that point? Like if you want that hung, put it in a room that you're not in every single day. All the boyfriend songs that can't move on. Leo. Leonardo DiCaprio got his name because his mom was looking at a Da Vinci painting at a museum in Italy when he first kicked.

Oh, that's cool. That's too cool. I like that. Um, last two. Jamie Lee Curtis is Jake Gyllenhaal's godmother and Jake is he ledger's daughters, Godfather. I knew the second part. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know the first part. And finally, growing up, singer Katie Perry wasn't allowed to eat like he charmed cereal because luck was linked to the devil for family also called devil eggs, angel eggs. Have you ever had hocus pocus for breakfast? It's like the piece of toast with the egg in the middle. No. Okay, I have some friends who were not allowed to eat that because it was called a focus focus, which is funny because when I had to make that in seventh grade in school, it was called eggs in a basket. Oh, one last fact. Yeah. I think along the lines of the Leo thing, my sister Jill got her name. She was supposed to be named Leslie, but at the last minute, my mom named her Jill because

I wanted her to from a John Denver movie. Get out. Yeah. It's a lady dies of cancer. It's real sad, but uh, she almost could have been Leslie. It's her middle name. My mom still stuck it in there. But at the last minute, she named her Jill because of this John Denver movie. Okay. And make that number 13 on the list, Chelsea. I will. Say, Parfidz. Dave Roberts here. There you are surrounded by fans, sharing wings, sharing drinks, high-fiving random strangers. Everybody remembers the game. Nobody remembers the guy coughing behind you until a few days later at 2 a.m. you wake up with a fever and your throat's on fire. Now what? Urgent care, clothes, ER, slam, telehealth, maybe, but the pharmacy's clothes. You needed a medical emergency kit. These aren't first aid kits. They contain essential prescriptions used for over 30 common conditions, sinus and ear infection, UTIs, stomach bug, travelers diarrhea and more. On hand before you need them. Use your doctor-developed guidebook to select the right prescription or call their telemedicine

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No, that's wait. That's going to be on TLC, like those people that eat foam because they can't stop. Actually, puncture thing that went wrong. I don't know. Were that where were the needles were in his heart? I guess. Okay, because it sounded like it was starting. There was also a bathroom issue. So no, that's not an acupuncture thing gone wrong. That you have to literally put them all the way through. Listen, she's right. You say crazy things. No, no, no, no, it was right to think out loud like how let's figure it out. I don't have anything better. You say Brad Pitt's in the news and you go, who? A woman. A woman developed a strange net like discoloration all across her back after using a heating pad for up to 12 hours a day. Doctors call it toasted skin. That's incredible. I didn't think that was possible, but the heating pad too much, too often, too many days toasted skin. That's not good.

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