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Karsch and Anderson — Stoney's small pet peeve.. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Um. Did it just turn into night? Hey, can you turn on the lights, Doug? This is, this is, it is so dark outside. No, look at this. It's a little crazy. I know. Wow. I mean, we need the rain in everything, but it looks like window tend everywhere. I know, right? Right. It is, it is, I don't know where people are in around Metro Detroit, but it is dark. Dark where we sit. Exactly. It's like a tornado is coming or something. It kind of has that look, right? Yeah. 2485399797 we are supposed to get storms today. Um, so there you go. All right. So Stoney, you said it's a little thing that bothers the hell out of you. Yes. And Doug, whenever I bring up weird stuff when I work with you, I always say the same thing. Yes, you always say the same thing. Which is, don't ever change. Don't ever change. Mike. Okay. So yesterday I went and this has happened a lot and I just, I, it finally, it just got
to me. I said, I have to talk about this and it's such a little thing. I went to our restaurant and had some pancakes. And it happens with other food too. Sometimes if you order corn in the cob or whatever, they bring you your butter and it's the butter in the pad. And you have hot pancakes and you want the butter to be melting on it and it's really, it's frozen practically. It's ice cold. First of all, it takes a little bit to get to open the pad. Then you need the plastic knife if they give you that or a regular knife. And again, and you put the pad of butter on the pancakes, you just sit in there waiting for it to melt because if you spread it with the knife, it might break the pain, you know, the pain cake, you know what I mean? Yeah, you don't want to injure your pancakes. Yeah, so those pancakes have previous injuries? Yeah. Why do they sign it? Was it the brand home? Sure. I know. I know. I know.
I know. Why do these pads of butter? Why can't they be like, why do they come cold? Yes. You want them sometimes. Why is that? Well, am I the only one who thinks this? No. I suppose you're not. I love that it bothers the hell out of you. I told you the chance and Jets says, oh, I hate when they come when it's melted already. Really? Why would you hate that? I don't know. I have no idea. Okay. So the one thing, what I'm going to bring up might not be a little thing, but you said a little thing, so maybe this doesn't qualify. I can't stand people cruising in the passing lane. I can't stand when people are going, it doesn't, speed doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how fast you're going. You shouldn't be in the passing lane unless you're passing someone. I completely disagree with that, especially if you're driving on 75 home from up north, and there is nobody in that lane, and you can just go, why go in another lane if there's nobody behind you looking the past? Well, I can't stand you.
Okay. Get out of the passing lane. Yeah. Because eventually somebody will be going faster than you. Yeah. And you see them, and then you move over. Yeah. You think you see them? Yeah. But I bet you've been over there and you haven't seen them. Maybe. You were the scourge of the earth, you people. No, the scourge of the earth, the people who are in that lane are going to speed limit. Well, anybody, I think if you're going, if you're in that lane, you should be passing it, and get back over. But that's just me. That's okay. That's the little thing that drives me crazy. All right. Do you have something out there? 2485399797. That is relatively a little thing, but it drives you crazy. 24853997. I'm more of a question. What's that? When you get a burger or whatever kind of food when they give you your ketchup or your mustard packets, why is the ketchup one so much easier to open than the mustard?
Open the ketchup like this, the mustard. It's just putting my mouth on the ground. I don't understand that. Is it? Yes. Kang, have you noticed that ketchup packets are easier to open than mustard packets? No, because I don't like mustard. So I have opened up the mustard packets. I'll take your word out of that one. I do, I'm trying to think back though, though. It is feel different though. Is it a different packaging with the mustard compared to the ketchup? Yeah, right. I think it is. But why? You have to ask Gator, he's the mustard expert. He loves mustard. I'll be back next week. He likes the packets though, I think he likes the. He does not like packets either, but you know, uh, 248, 539, 97, 97 got some more. Don't be surprised if from Omar, don't be surprised if upon a return of Isaiah Pacheco, fans and pundits alike, see similarities to the previous year, Sonic and Knuckles tandem, promoting, uh, prompting another video game inspired nickname of ratchet and clank to the surface that eventually not stick at all.
And eventually not stick at all. Uh, from MJC, don't be surprised the lines, Mr. playoffs. Um, from Garbo, don't be surprised if Savion Heiter is taking more snaps than Marshall by the Ohio State game can include receiver snaps as well. 248, 539, 97, 97, Scott in Farmington Hills, you're on 97, one has. Scott. Hey guy. Okay, so here's mine. This is, this is the one thing that has always hurt me in my, in my time. Uh, when you go into a public restroom, I know it sounds weird, you go into a public restroom and something is automatic like the, the sink is automatic, but the, uh, you have to touch the soap or you have to touch the, uh, to get the, the paper. There has to be other, it's all in or nothing to me. That, that's my biggest. You want, you want uniformity? Yeah, because like, what if you are, if you're not touching the sink, but then you're touching
the soap or you're touching the thing to get your paper towel, you got to touch the thing to get it out. Where does it end? You know, does it ever bother you being a tiger fan, though, that the toilet paper company in the, in the stalls is called torque? Well, I mean, it's better than, than the toilets that are named scotties, potties. I mean, that's what I grew up with. Oh, yeah, Scott, thank you. 2485 3997 97 Matt, we have torque rolls in our building. Do we? Yeah, never noticed. Matt in highland, I'm Matt. Okay, Doug, hey, real quick before my point, there's not enough lanes on the road for everybody out there. So if we take out one lane, I think it would be even worse. Yes. But my biggest pet peeve is going to the drive through and people asking me to donate money. I did not come here to be charitable. I came here to eat. And then you get that feeling. It's like, if I don't give you and round up, are you going to do something to my food?
So you're, you're stuck rounding up every time. And what makes my pet peeve worse is ever since I, we've had my children have been born, I've saved change and you would not believe how much this adds up to over 16 years. I'm sure it's thousands of dollars, Tony. So now Taco Bell wants my change for their student education program. So that's my pet. And you want to pay for your own kids education program. Yeah, you can do exactly. I know that's exactly where I'm at with that. Thank you, Matt. 2485 3997 97. Just pull a gate and say, I hate kids and give me my food. Jeff, I just sell, huh, Jeff? Hey, how you guys doing? I want to thank you for letting me say this because I'm embarrassed that this bothers me. Okay. So in baseball, whenever a batter strikes out and they're walking back to the dugout, they all look down the line or down into the outfield seats. They look away.
I call it the look away, whether you're at the home team, you're looking down the left field line. I think they're trying to avoid a straight on gaze with other players in the dugout. And now that I you're 100% correct, every player after strikeout walking back to the dugout, I always interpret it as why are they looking to the outfield? That's where I've always thought, but they all do it. Yeah. You're right. And it's now I can't not see it. Like I can't not notice. It's the care of shame. It is. Yes. Let me say it, guys. Yeah. These are little things that drive you crazy. Like for Stoney, when he ordered pancakes and the butter came cold and he had to wait for it to melt and didn't want to destroy the pancake, trying to spread around a very hard pad of butter. It happens everywhere. Like on bagels and things like that, sometimes you order it. Don't be surprised if SGH and Hassanine combined for 10 plus, 10 plus sacks as excellent rotational
pieces. I like that. That wouldn't surprise me. No, I think that's a good one. Don't be surprised. The lines lose two or more games as a direct result of Miss Kicks from Jake Bates. I thought about that. But you put it on your show sheet. Am I worried about Bates? Yes. Yes. I am. Now, some forgiveness. We finished 30 second in field goal percentage last year, but five of his misses were from beyond 50. But you know, that's not great. Why haven't taken it? I think it went four for nine from beyond 50. And 50 is not, I wouldn't call it a chip shot, but it's not as tough as it used to be. And then you have a dicey preseason. Yeah, he missed two extra points last week. I'm not. I'm not worried, worried. But it's on the radar for sure. He, you know, I guess I wonder if it was a mistake not bringing in competition for him. Yeah, they didn't bring in anybody. No. They can't win. Yesterday, they cut the running back, the small, small, yeah, it's very small and they
cut stuff in the middle of the center. They were injury related too. They were. But they have two open roster spots. Is something brewing or is it just going to be practice squad call ups? My guess is practice squad call ups, but what do I know? Kang, something brewing or practice squad call ups? I feel like once for Tom Kennedy, because they need a punt return. I'm not saying it's the biggest thing in the world, but just, I mean, you still need somebody back there to catch him, right? Yep. And two is running back off the waiver wire from some other, you know, who's available around a cream hunt, whoever maybe someone they worked out recently. Interesting. Anyway, more your phone calls and feedback next hour and 97 one.
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