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Space Ships, Sales Tips, and Sassy Rants

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🚀 Buckle up, Besties this episode is flying straight to the moon…and it’s full of hot flashes, high brows, and zero tolerance for bad behavior. 😤🔥

This week, we’re ranting about disrespectful kids on the golf course (WHERE are your parents? ⛳️👀), and shady corporations dragging small businesses to try and keep your business (the audacity 🙄💼).

We romanticize the heck out of life 💐🎶✨ because when you pretend you’re in a movie montage, the vibes are brighter, smells are better, and we refuse to let anyone kill the mood.🎥🌈

Then we dive into the tone-deaf launch of Blue Origin 🚀 aka “rich people cosplaying astronauts.” The internet delivered chef’s kiss content on that one. Then the eyebrow sales coach 🧐 who wants you to pitch like eyebrow height makes a difference in decision making.

And finally…the internet’s kinkiest oversharers make their debut because apparently nothing is too weird to post.

🎧 Buckle up, Besties…it's a ride.

#adventuresofdesandcort #podcastlol #eyebrowcoach #blueorigin #romanticizeeverything

 

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