
About this episode
This week on Adventures of Des and Cort, Cort is fresh back from Puerto Rico and still mentally on island time 🌴☀️She shares all about the golf, the warmth, the ocean, exploring the rain forest, and wandering through beautiful Old San Juan. The people were incredible, the vibes were immaculate and if Puerto Rico is not on your travel list yet… it needs to be.
Of course the trip also included the true test of human patience. Air travel.
We discuss the absolute chaos of people who lose their minds while boarding and un-boarding flights. You know the ones. Standing immediately. Pushing forward like the plane is on fire. One man stood up so fast that Josh got a surprise right on his shoulder. Yes… someone’s full wiener. Personal space officially cancelled ✈️😳
Then there was the guy who took his shoes off the second he sat down and walked into the airplane bathroom in nothing but socks. Straight to jail. We are both convinced those socks came back with souvenirs no one asked for.
Cort also realized her flight path went straight through the Bermuda Triangle and her 10-year-old self would have absolutely panicked about disappearing forever in mysterious ocean fog.
Back home we talk about our evolving granny hobbies. Des is lobbying hard to start a puzzle swap because once you finish a puzzle, why let it collect dust when you could trade it and start another one? Honestly… it’s not a bad idea 🧩
Then comes the mystery that sparked this episode. Des asked Cort what she thought “Beaver Whistles” were and let’s just say Cort’s guess was wildly incorrect. Think you know what it is?
Des also shares a hilarious call from her 7 year old nephew Waylon. Little southern accent, big personality, and the confidence to FaceTime his aunt just to chat. Once he saw her on screen he was suddenly less interested and ready to move on. Kids keep us humble 📱😂
Add in our usual side tangents, random life chats and unfiltered yapping and you’ve got another episode that feels like sitting at the table with your funniest friends.
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0:00Hey. Hey. Hello. Hello. How are you doing? Excellent. How are you? I feel like I'm singing. I'm happy. Leret. Leret lera lera lera like a... She tan as hell y'all. Yeah. I'm tan. I just feel like I'm looking at them. I feel like I look Dominican or something. You do. And I have Tanner, like fake Tanner on, and she Tannered in that. I'm like this. I'm out here painting it on, and then even that dark bass go. Mm-hmm. How was it? It was good. We had a good time. Yeah, would you go back? I would go back to Puerto Rico. Yeah. I'm just one of those girls that wants to see so much, so many things that I'm like, next. Yeah. Yeah, we're still like this, yeah.
1:01Haven't had one spot that I'm like, I'm coming back. Right. I mean, I probably will go back, like I would go back to Puerto Rico. People were awesome. It's beautiful. It's really not that expensive. Like, there's so many Airbnb's. Because it's part of the United States. So like, we could buy a house in Puerto Rico, right? Yeah, absolutely. Dang. I met a mortgage lender there. You did? Yeah, in the liquor aisle. And she says, she gave me a drink there. Oh, man, she said. She was helping somebody from Florida buy a house there. How in the hell did you meet a lady in the liquor store or liquor aisle? She was in air. Josh was wreck it and popped two things of champagne off the end of the cart, and the end of the aisle, luckily, didn't break. Oh, shit, okay. And we were asking her, oh, it was beer wine.
2:04They don't really have seltzers over there. Okay. So we were like looking, like, where's the liquor? Right. And we don't speak, speak it a little Spanish. We know Abla. Yeah. And she did, and she said, let me help you. So she said, ask the guys there. And she said it's that they're, it's actually locked behind. They have the liquor at the store, but it's in a lock. It's in a locked cabinet by the register. So that's how we met. And then she said, I'm a mortgage lender. She said, I'm just here getting a champagne bottle because I got a closing today. That's awesome. I want to go to Puerto Rico and be a mortgage lender. Guess I got to brush up on the Abla Espanol. It's so nice. It did rain. It rained every day. Did it just different times of the day? And not like all day, just a little spurt. Yeah. So like, down south. Yeah. So on a way there, we're, you know, you're sitting at your gate,
3:07you're waiting to go. And they say, okay, you know, like, military, people who have trouble getting on, people with kids. And then they're like, gates are boarding one and two. Zones, right? And then you know how there's people that get up immediately and they're hovering. Yes. And they could be in zone eight. Yeah, but they first in line. You know who those people are? Always just guess. Educated. Oh, to get educated, guess who the first people up there are? Waiting in the line. I don't know how to say it. The boomers. That's what I was gonna say, but I let you know how to say it. And patient, so impatient. I love you guys, but y'all, every single one of them
4:07was like, doesn't come on, let's go. Well, and then they do, they, and then they're like, kind of in the way to, you know, and it's like, that was it. They have this whole process, guys, because it's proven in fucking works. So then they, there's a bunch of people just getting in line and everybody's like, what are they're just standing there? They're like, are they boarding group three? They're like, yes. And they're like, I'm five. So then they got a shuffle. Excuse me. Have you ever seen a gay agent turn one around? Yeah, I did. I love it. This time, I think she's so bright. You're in the wrong zone. Right now we're boarding group three. The back of the line, I think it's so good. Then they also did it on the plane. Stand up first. Ah, yeah. Why, why did I show them patients? Because they're, they're probably want to stretch their legs.
5:10They just feel like it's inefficient. Yeah, I think, I think that's what it is. I think they're like, yeah, moving, I'm going. Yeah. Yeah, move it, move it or lose it. So Josh is sitting in the aisle. See, there's nobody between us. This is from Chicago to Puerto Rico. We get there. He hops up immediately. Like as soon as we, Josh? No, the guy behind him opens the thing to grab his, what do you call him? Carry on. Dick on Josh's shoulder. Josh, my God. Josh is turned to me and he's like, fucking, that's facial awareness. I think that I got to do what he's trying to do. He's back in, you guys, I can't. With their patients, yeah. Just give it a second, man, I could have got it for you.
6:10Yeah, no patients at all. I love it when they pull the roller bag down. And I'm like, they're going to injure somebody. They're going to injure somebody or another. Or like even like a mom with a kid on her hip reaching up. I'm like, somebody help her. Yeah, but they just slam it on the scene. Boom. Or on a girl. Somebody's going to get injured. For sure. Somebody is. Then Josh is looking over. It's that flight from Chicago to Puerto Rico. So there's nobody in. A lot of the middle seats. It wasn't a full flight, which was nice. Nice. So we look over. I'm in the window. Josh is in the aisle. And there's two people across from us. But they decided to sit next to each other. So it's wife by the window husband in the middle and nobody on the outside. And they've got the screens up. He's playing both screens.
7:11One has subtitles on and one he has headphones too. And he's going like this watching two movies at the same time. I could never. Oh my God. People are so weird. And he puts his skill sits down. Shoes off. Oh, one of them. I didn't know people do that. Yeah, I've been seeing it a lot lately. Sits down. Go into the bathroom. Go into the bathroom. Socks off and probably gets in the bed. Oh God. With those same socks on. Ain't no way. When we were flying over and this is one of the reasons why. We were flying home from Kauai. We ended up with the seats that are like right in front of the bathroom in the very back of the plane. So like you can't recline anything like that. Which is fine. I don't sleep on flights anyways. I don't recline my seat because I don't want to. People lazy.
8:11Yeah. And I don't want to, you know, inconvenience the person behind me. I've been hitting the head with somebody reclining though before because I was leaning forward and they're seeing it. I think I was standing up. I'm like, oh my God. Anyway, so we were there. Not bathroom had so much traffic. And I was holding it and holding it. And it finally hit me. I'm like, I can't. I have to pee so bad. Like I have to go in there. And when I stepped in the bathroom, I have shoes on. Yeah. My shoes were like, ugh. Because there was so much dried urine on the floor. Gross. So much. And he just soft it up with his salt. Yeah. I just couldn't know it. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah. People are so weird. So weird. Not worried about the thing. I could never know. And you don't go to the bathroom on the flight anyway. No, I didn't. Yeah. I didn't in Hawaii. I would limit my liquid intake.
9:12I would purposely dehydrate myself. Yeah. And they say flying dehydrate you anyway. So yeah, no. But the second I get off the plane, I got to go. Yeah, for sure. And did you know one of the scariest things that we had as a kid, we flew right through it? What? Bermuda trying. You flew through it, and you made it out the other end. You made it out of the other end. Shit. That's a myth. I was like, we did? Josh was like, yeah, look. You could see right where I went right through the Bermuda Triangle. That's crazy. I honestly forgot all about the Bermuda Triangle. You know, I was so scared that the Bermuda Triangle is a kid. They have that fucking panic. So panic. Like, you're going to get on a cruise ship, and you better hope that your cruise ship and that's still never been on a cruise ship. Or flights. Yeah. Those around it, because if it doesn't, you're never coming out. I was so afraid of the Bermuda Triangle.
10:13We were afraid of quick sand, too. Yeah, quick sand, aliens. Yeah, terrified. There's coming to get us. Yeah, coming to get us. And the sand was going to swallow your ass. When Josh said that, I was like, oh, I never, I probably would have been not even on the flight if I knew I went through the Bermuda Triangle. You hear the fucking woo-woo shit. You're up. No, thank you. So we get there. We get there. And Josh and I spent two days by ourselves, and we golfed. And it was so pretty. It's really, it reminds me of Hawaii. That's just a tropical place. Right. It's not as developed. I don't, I mean, there's a ton of people on that island. So San Juan, I think itself has two million people. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's huge.
11:13But like Josh said, he thinks that because of a hurricane went through there a few years ago. Like you'll go down the street and there's like two really pretty redone houses. And then you have one that's just been left. And then you have like a nice house and three that have been left. Honestly, I believe that because that, Balexie was like that after Hurricane Katrina. And I want to say just the last time I went down, I went my, so it's 2019 when I went down to see my dad. And I was at the hospital a lot. And we were driving in those areas. There were still houses with a chain link, like six foot chain defenses, boarded up windows. And they just looked totally either abandoned or should be abandoned. But somebody sitting on the porch, like boarded up windows and everything. And I mean, Katrina was in 2006. That's so crazy. Yeah.
12:14That took a long time for them to recover. You would think too that like, I don't know. They would just sell them. But somebody said that like it's like a, you know, a family house and you have to find next of kin before you can, if it was like a house that was paid off. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Well, yeah, because you've got to find the, oh, yeah. If they just left it, they can't leave it. They can't just sell somebody shit. I would like this. Let me buy that. Yeah, I'm a sister. I'm a sister. But we had fun golfing. And then we were meeting my sister and brother-in-law and there are two kids for the rest of it. And we're sitting by the pool and we get a phone call. And we get a, we fucked up. We really fucked up. And I said, well, here, what are you talking about? She goes, we, we fucked up. Oh, my God. I'm like, what's wrong?
13:14She goes, we booked the Airbnb for 2027. No. Oh, my God. I just said, you're joking. And I said, she said, I'm not, because you guys were meeting them to stay in that one day, they booked, right? I said, she said, I'm not joking. Had you been drinking? Yeah. Oh, man. So then you were like trying to get like straight face. Yeah. Relaxed, drank and sit by the pool. Then I just started laughing. I was like, we're going to figure it out, right? God, it wasn't like a, like there wasn't an event going on there. Is that holiday or something? No way to go. Yeah. That would have been so terrible. So we, luckily, they got the guy to, there was two days they could stay at that one that they had. And then we had a night left at ours and we went over over there and we had, there were,
14:17there's so many Airbnb's that did choose from. So we were able to find one pretty quick. And then we went to Old San Juan, which is super cool. It's got a huge fort from the Spanish-American War. It's huge. And I love that they, like the walk up to it is, it's like walking out to a castle. Oh, really? It's so long. Like a half a mile long, probably walk up to it. Oh, yeah. Okay. It was just so cool to see and I love that they didn't touch it. Like they could, you know, put shops there or. Right. I love the history. Yeah. And then walking around and seeing that and we got to meet jam jam from traders and I saw you post on your story, got to meet jam jam. I'm like, who the fuck is jam jam jam jam jam. So, so I even googled it and Google was like, I don't know, man. So, you know, my reality TV. Yeah. Which one? Yeah. Which one? He was on Survivor and one.
15:17Mm hmm. You even watched Survivor? I don't watch Survivor. But he was on Survivor and one. I watched Traders and he was on this last season of Traders and we're walking down a street in Old San Juan and there's this little car that pulls up and I see like he's right here and I said, I think that's jam jam. And Josh said, no. And I said, no, that really looks like him. He was, oh my God, I think it is. And he gets out and he pulls the top of his car off and hops back in. I'm looking at him and I'm like, I really think that Rachel goes. You want me to ask? And she goes, jam jam, he goes, hey, oh my God. We talked to him and we were like, we watched Traders. We loved Traders or just talking to him and he goes, yeah, I loved it. But I lost. We were like, we don't care. It was cool to see him. And then we did the rainforest and that was wild and got to go down a rock slide and
16:23jump off a cliff. So the video you showed me of the rock slide, I'm going to tell you right now, I would have come out with an injury. I was so nervous that I was coming out with an injury because the rock, they're really close. They were like, yeah, they were high. So like they, you went in between rocks and dropped down on the video you showed me. I'm like, oh my, I would have cracked my head open. That's what I was scared of. Or like skidded across the, that's what I was afraid of. And they said, put, they say, you got your watch on and say, yeah, they said, hold your watch. And they told you, you couldn't leave your arms out. You had to go down like this and you had to go down legs together or legs crossed. And they said, you can either lay back or sit up. And I was like, I'm sitting up. Yeah, I'm seeing. I'm watching. So I kind of like half sat up and went down like, do I'm like, just don't put your neck
17:23up because my neck is done or I'm like, don't draw it like I'll roll a coaster or something. It does kind of draw you, but it really wasn't that bad. Paul was nervous. It was pretty. Yeah, yeah, I would have been nervous too. It was one of those things though that before we went, I was like, I don't think I'm going to do that. I think I'll get to the point where like there's a part, just the easy hike and then you could sit in the pool area and wait for everybody to come. I was like, I don't think I'm going to do this. And I was like, they were like, if you come, you can't decide and go back down. Like there's a point and no return. Right. So you're either down there or not. And I was like, you know what, being a little bit scared is good for you. I think to be that nervous and push past it. And I was like, I'm fucking doing it because I didn't want to get, I didn't want to them to all have fun and then be maybe like, God damn it. Yeah, I wish I did it because they're all sharing the experience and then you let your
18:27fear get the best of you. And it wasn't as bad at all. The rock climbing port was a little sketch. Because you got on fucking rubber bottom shoes and things are what the slipper like, oh yeah, no grip on the rock like that's flat. And then you got a water on it, you like this, don't slip every time you got your toes girl. Even though you got it like trying it, you don't need to. There's a couple spots too that it was like, I know, I don't probably need to do this mumble. Go down just a little bit. I'm holding on. But squat down here. Yeah. But it was fun. It was a lot of fun. And then we had a pool day and yeah, it was late in the show and I can do it. So you guys going back in 2027? Oh my God. No. You're fired.
19:27You're fired. I tell we told them, you know, you're never living. Living this down. Yeah. Like not ever. No. I would never let him live it down. I might give him shit when I see him. He said, I ain't even not close to him. He said he kept thinking like, well, usually Airbnb will send you the night before. Like, are you ready for your trip or like, here's how you check in and they didn't. Never got it. And then as you fucking, as they landed when he looked at it and he saw 2027, he was like, are you for? Yeah. Oh my God. I'm glad it all worked out. I'm sure like that. I would have been sick to my stomach. Like it's one thing booking a new bird at the wrong time like I did booking 365 days in a van for seven other people. That's what would have got me. I'm told.
20:28Yeah. For sure. Yeah. That's a lot of pressure. Yeah. I mean, even when you're just booking a trip for just you and your husband, you know, they didn't bring you in the trip. They want to go. I think Josh would book the Airbnb, but he would be like, this ho got to decide because what if I picked a wrong thing? Yeah. Cory would be like, let me see your phone. Oh, man, I have a word and I want to know what you think it is. Tell me. Beaver whistle. I'm waiting. Why you? And I think it is. What do you think it is? Is it a cleaf? No. I mean, that's a good name for it. We have a friend mail and we were putting together some care packages and needed some
21:33feminine hygiene products as well. Okay. Friend calls me. Hey, I'm here to drop this stuff off. I'm like, okay. So God's side to help them unload and they say, here's your beaver whistles. Is it? Beaver whistles. That's hilarious. I mean, that's kind of close. I mean, I was laughing so hard. I was like, excuse me. Funny thing. A bird. A beaver whistle. They don't make no sound. But I guess. You can. I thought it was so freaking hilarious. I told Sophia and she goes, oh my God. Beaver whistles because it's shaped. No, I don't know. It's not shaped. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But it was great. It's hilarious. I wanted to know where it came from. Did you ask? No. No, because I was busy laughing and unloading 70 Walmart shopping bags.
22:38Beaver whistles. Beaver whistles. I'll never think about it every time. No. Do you stick one in there? You took it too far every time. You do. You go like this here. I know. I know. I know. I know. What else you got? So we had dinner at my mom's house. Yeah. And my mom has been working on this puzzle for. Yes. Ever. So I went over to her house like a while ago. And she was doing her puzzle and I started looking at it to help her. And I said, why in the hell did you buy this one? It is so hard. It's like a painting. It's like flowers, right? In flowers. And there's like fence posts. And there's a pretty house in the back. And it's just a ton of like little flowers. Lots of colors. Probably too. Yes. I'm like, I can't help you with this. Too much. Way too much, especially after a long day. Well, she's been working on it since like January.
23:38So my sister comes over. Oh, man. Not home. She loves the puzzle. She does. She had that shit put together. And my mom's like, ah, thank you. Danielle goes, well, I mean, it helped if you'd stop putting puzzles in the wrong place. The pieces. Oh, she had a couple of pieces. Like, if it looks like it kind of swore, she like her fingernail would go white because she'd be pushing on it so hard. Danielle's like, I've been finding a lot of pieces that don't go here. And my mom was laughing. She's like, well, you know, come to find out. This is the most grandma shit. And I was like, oh, my God, I love that. My sister has a client that she does puzzle swaps with. And they finished puzzles, send each other pictures. And then she'll be like, I'll bring it to you. And they swap puzzles. So she don't got to buy none. And then Danielle just sits and relaxes and does a puzzle. That's so funny.
24:38The most grandma shit I've ever heard. And I'm like, I would like to partake in that. Could you imagine just a puzzle club? I'm gonna switch puzzles. In a winter time, I can't. Yeah, well, no shit. I definitely could in a winter time. I can barely sit in a lot in a winter time. I know. Inside. Me too. Me too. But I just thought that was like, I love that. That is funny. Yeah. Puzzle swap. The puzzle swaps. I mean, you can have porties. Yeah. You have puzzle parties. Beaver whistles and puzzles. I was just gonna say puzzles and puzzles. Yes. God. Yeah. I know. I'm a man. Also, what happened? So you remember me telling you about the title. Hi. Hi. My nephew and Mississippi. Wailin. Okay.
25:38And you remember how funny he was in his other accent? I'm sitting on the couch on Sunday. I just got out of the shower. Hair soaking wet, glasses, no makeup. And my phone's ringing and I'm like, why is Rachel calling me? So I answer the phone and it's Wailin. Who is this? I'm on highway phone. It's Aunt Desiree. Are you okay? Yeah. I said, what are you doing? He goes, hold on. My aunt? I said, yeah, I'm your dad's Aunt Desiree. He goes, oh, I remember you. You living out of home. I mean, just to take his southern draw. I was like, and he looks so much like my brother and two. And I was 13 when Dustin was kind of like your own baby. So yeah, I mean, I babysit him, carried him around on my head. He was such a handful. Anyways, so I'm chatting with Wailin and he goes, you're the one with the kids.
26:44I said, no, that's Uncle Billy's wife Sabrina. I got your aunt Sabrina. And he goes, hmm. And we're talking, he goes, I'm all face time you. And I said, no, no, no, no, no. It's like, I am right now. And he goes, you can't talk. I said, I can, but I can't face time right now. And he goes, why not? And I said, well, I'm at work. He goes, people don't work on Sundays. I said, where's your mom? And he said, she's in the house. Oh, like, are you, are they okay? Yeah, I'm okay. So he goes, I'm a face time you. Hold on. I'm back. Next to you. I know my face time. I'm like, you don't want to. I'm there in it. Face time. But before he gets the successful face time, he says, do you know how old I am now? I said, you're like six.
27:46Maybe seven. He goes, I'm 10. I said, no, you are not. I said, you are not. I said, because I remember when your mom was pregnant with you and I started counting. I said, and your sister's not even 10. And he goes, I'm just doing it better than her. I'm going faster. I said, that's not how that works. He is such a shit talker. So face time comes up. And I'm like, I don't answer. And I know, well, this is why I didn't answer. Because I knew how this is going to happen. She calls and I'm like, I open it and you see his face. And his line meals, I go, hey, I go, hey. And he goes, hi, he's like, you're not a work. He thought he thought he had called Sabrina. Oh, he didn't get it. He spent a lot of time with Sabrina when they were in Idaho.
28:49He thought I was Sabrina. And so he's looking at me and I'm like talking to him. And he goes, yeah, you can see his little wheels turning. And he's being nice and everything. And I'm like, how far away from you are away from your house? And he turns around. He's cleared down the driveway. They have an acreage. He's cleared down the driveway. He's like, I was with the ducks. I'm like, okay. And then he goes, well, I got to call my friend back. Talk to you later. Click. Calls you back. No, he didn't call me back. That was his exit. I got to call my friend back. Because you could tell he had no clue who I was. Because when I went in November, I didn't get to see him. Because Rachel and Dustin were out of town. So it's probably been a year since you've seen him, right? Did they come for the... I have not seen him since the kids graduated. Oh, so 2024. Almost two years. Yeah. No makeup, no nothing.
29:49He was like, I don't know who this is. I called a stranger. She said she was. Yeah. Totally like stranger danger. Oh, no, no. Who's he? Who's he? Did I get a text from Rachel? And she's like, clearly, Wayland was calling everybody in my freaking contact list. Said, we had a good time. Then when he called me, though, I think it scared him. I got to call my friend back. I had to go. I'm not sure who you were. That's hilarious. It was so good because he was all about you. Chatting me up. And then he was all you. And maybe saw me. I don't remember who the fuck this is. I think I called the wrong person. I think he really thought I was Sabrina. I'm 10. No, you're not. No, you're not. He was doing what we was doing on them. Prank calls. Prank calls. And then chat. He was buying a mess and drawing'. 僕 мол 18, lire. Born.
30:50God dang. Oh, I love kids. Me too. It was so good. It was the highlight in my Sunday. Not fucking practicing. It was laughing so hard. I knew though. He even want to see my face. And he won't get scared. He didn't get scared. I don't know this lady. Did you tell your sister? I haven't been able to tell them now yet. I wonder who all he called. Oh my God, Rachel said he was calling so many people. I can only imagine he goes, where do you work? I said, in an office, because he was really concerned that I was working on a Sunday. I said in an office and he goes, are you the boss? I said, I'm my own boss. He goes, my dad's a boss of like, a lot of guys. I go, how many? And he goes, I don't know, like six, four or 10.
31:53He does like Sofia used to do. I'm like, oh, six, four or 10. I fucking love kids. I wanna call them a little chain on. And he, oh my God, he has the same calik as Dustin. It was just freaking hilarious. And he's already so full of shit. I'm like, Rachel, I'm sending you prayers, girl. You're in for it. Kills, buddy. Pretty funny. Cute. Yeah. Did you read? Yes. Ooh, through chapter two. How far are you? Through chapter four. Yeah, I have been meaning to pick it up. My brain's so tired. We got one to talk about it. Yeah, next time. Next time. I'll be prepared. Read it chapter six, maybe. Six, I could get to six by next week, next Thursday. This how tired my brain is.
32:53Constructulation. Constructulations. That's a really good listing. I hate when I get awkward, like one time and it carries through the whole day. Desk told somebody today instead of congratulations. Constructulations. Constructulations. Julie, guys, are you having a stroke? Do you need a drink of water? That's very, it's very nice of you to pay attention to me. But now I just tired. And just my brain is hit the wall. It's maxed out. It said we're turning off. Yeah. Well, and then we were on home tour today. You know, you're touring all the houses, and going to get making fun of me. Because I kept saying the same thing. This is a great listing. And why don't you say that one more time? I know. It's like, now that you've called it out, I'm going home.
33:54I gotta go. And then I just continue to be awkward for the rest of the day. Constructulations. You're retiring? That's amazing. Constructulations. And immediately news that I said it. And I'm like this. It's really loud in here. I'm going to congratulations. I'm going to say they didn't hear that part. They heard some form of it. Maybe they thought they heard constructulations, and they were like, she said congratulations. I don't know why I'm hearing like that. Yeah. Go. There's the nerve. Oh, my God. The best. I'm glad you're home. Me too. I missed you. I did miss you too. I missed being home. You need to go do something fun. I know. I agree. You know when you trade a puzzle or some shit? Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to bring you in a puzzle tomorrow.
35:00I'm not a puzzle girl. I might after I get sat down and like into it because I can hyper focus. Yeah. Like if you start getting pieces together. Yeah. If somebody gave me a puzzle that looked like my mother's I'd be like, regift. I was like, Mom, why did you buy this one? She goes, I just thought it was pretty. I didn't think about it. Josh usually likes a puzzle. Like if we're somewhere, like a lot of Airbnb's have fucking puzzles. If we're somewhere cold at an Airbnb and there's a puzzle, he's pulling it out. Yeah. Glass of whiskey in a puzzle. So weird. By the fire, I'm not. I get bored. But I guess walk, walk away and have to finish it. My thing is like it feels like I got to do it and I got to finish it all. That's how my brain works. I don't want to start a task unless I can finish it. That's why I haven't started like five tasks that will take a total of nine minutes.
36:04I hate that. I'm like this. Not today. I know. I totally get that something that you could check off that will literally probably take you 10 minutes. Yeah. But you're just like, I don't want to write it. Instead, I will figure out something that I did and write that down and check it off. It wasn't even on the list, but I'm going to add it so I feel a calm because you did it. Yeah. And I did that in. That's why I didn't do that. I did this today. That's why I did it. I was going to do that. The white justify things in our brains. It's the best. Congratulations. Congratulations. It's tired. I need to take it out. I did. It would feel so good. It would feel so good. I can only imagine that it would feel so amazing just to like, why does it feel so good to like, to come not completely shut off,
37:05but like vacation brain is so different than that home brain. Yeah, because there's not a care in the world. There really isn't. When I'm on vacation, I'm a completely different brain too. Me inhibitions to the wind. I'm on time all the time. Early hour early. I'm like, well, we did. I'm ready to let go. Yup. Everybody's like, okay, we're getting out of the pool. We need to be ready by five. I'm like ready at four, 15. What? Yeah. Less makeup. Hair is not curled as much. Well, you don't need it that much. And you got a tan. Yeah. It's the vacation is just the best. Easy breezy. Beautiful cover girl. This blow end through the day. Yeah. I'm ready early. Yeah. That's crazy. I like that though. And then you're ready and you're like this. Sitting, just waiting for everybody.
38:05Let's go. I could have stayed in the pool. Could have stayed in the pool. I was on a high the whole time before you. Good. I love that. I'm so grateful. I love all of everybody. I'm going to keep making money and going on vacation. It's easy to get in that mindset too though because you don't have anything to worry about. Yeah, you're not making appointments. Nobody you're worrying about. No work. My point is with myself for the next seven days. You're not cleaning a house, you're not feeding animals. Yep. Just living. L-I-V-I-N. Oh, man. But I could, I'm the one that always need. I would need a home base. Oh, for sure. I could come home for a month. And then I could leave again. Give me 30 days to check. Three things off my list. And when I ask you to check, oh, exactly.
39:06And that's why I didn't do that one. How do you get when I get back? I'll do it when I get back. No thanks. Oh, man. Well, we got on there. We got smut. Okay. That's it. That's it. Sasha wrote. Oh, she wrote. See you later, home girls.
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