Small Town Crime Wave For September 8th

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1:04elephant trunk. Anyway, September 1st. I didn't Google that. Oh, Claire. A woman reported that another woman keeps calling her over and over again, offering her a job. But would not state the title of job. Yeah, you didn't get a job for you right here. September 2nd, oh, Claire. After a bunch of people were arguing over who got to use the tennis courts, they all parked each other in. Why are people like this? September 3rd, West Alice. A woman woke up and found someone had pitched a brand new tent in her front yard. No, like an actual tent. No one was around, but the tags were still on it. I'm okay. I think it was a euphidism. I think somebody was trying to hit on her. Quick, come outside. Someone's pitched a tent in your yard.

2:06September 4th, Wisconsin, Dells. At 910 pm, an anonymous caller to 911 reported that a band was supposed to stop playing at 9 pm. But the band did an encore song and played past 9. She wanted the band given a ticket. She wasn't reminded that the noise ordinances in Wisconsin, Dells go beyond 9. Second. Think an anonymous caller in Wisconsin, Dells thought noise? That's the same woman. She's bad. That's that same woman. September 5th, Rusk. The back door of a box truck was open a few inches on the highway with an arm hanging up it. A man in his undies who appeared to be dead. Stay patrol. Dunn County is sent every available unit to pull over the box truck. Turned out to be a group of guys helping someone move. They told the police that it was hot in the box truck so they stripped down to their undies

3:08and were holding the back door open to get fresh air. They said, they're not dead. They said, when people leave their dogs and testless with the windows up and people are like, oh, your dogs are overheat but usually a testless like the air is on and stuff. And they leave a sign that says my dog is fine calm down. They should have left. They shouldn't like, yo, we're not dead. Just a sign to let people know. Yeah, I probably would have called the cops too. Uh, September 5th. Lendana. Lendana. Linda. Lendana. Lendana. Lendana. Ah. At one, at one 10 p.m. A farmer reported that three men and women were at his farm. They moved things out of his barn, then moved the items back in. Then we're moving the items back out again.

4:13See the town of Lendana. I mean, I knew it existed. Southwest. The state. Lendana. Okay. Nice. Lendana. One more for now. September 5th. Maustin. A guy opened his door and a random woman came in. Saddoll in his couch. And refused to leave. Small town crimeway. August 31st, Chainsville. A naked girl is wandering through apartment building halls and randomly kicking doors. I think, uh, Dumb Drunker Stone, I know. Just yes. All three. September 2nd. Also, Chainsville. At Planet Fitness at 6.05 a.m. A man in the gym. He's pulling his pants up and down. Up and down. I'm so wrong up and down. I think he was doing it in sets.

5:15Like this small town is just exhausting me. What is wrong with people? Oh, three-day weekend. I'm exhausted. September 3rd, Baloid. How about this? Employees at the Wastewater Treatment Plan reported that a woman was sitting on the curb near their holding tanks. She told police that she likes to stop and rest there during her walks. Police reported that while it was an odd place to rest, no laws are being broken. It's like a cesspool. The holding tanks? Maybe she likes to smell. Some people like, look, not everyone likes to smell like gasoline. I do. Maybe she likes to smell a sewage. Gross, but you know, let's not yet, they're young. I mean, I used to like to smell a gasoline, but only when it came to come up here. September 3rd, Bailey's Harbor. Oh, man. I see what you did there. Yeah, I was. A person's neighbor, we're having a bonfire in the flames with three feet. Wow. With a bunch of people were standing around watching it, it was also lightly rainy.

6:21It's not sure what the issue was there, but somebody didn't like that. No, not at all. September 6th. September 6th, lowell. 50 cows found a hole in the fence or blocking the roadway. So, yeah. A hole in the fence. Got the cows there out. They all, how, why is it? They're just huge dogs. Every week there's one of those. No, but there's just like cows are just big dogs because dogs will always find holes in the fence as well. That is true. You know? Good point. Yep. September 6th, Altuna. At Cowboy Jack Saloon, two couples were arguing about music. They got into a fight. The men were hitting each other. And so were the women. Who? All of them got banned. Yeah, that'll get you banned. September 6th, Wisconsin Rapids.

7:23It's going to shock you. If the guy took a bunch of mushrooms, then it was hallucinating. That's what happened when you take a bunch of mushrooms. Allegedly, I've never done that before. I've heard, yeah, I've heard from people. I only imagine. September 6th, Lyndon Station. At seven at night, a random car drove into someone's front yard. The couple parked their car there, got out, started walking away. And when the person who lived there asked them to move it, they just laughed. It walked away. It was not a stolen car. So police had it towed away anyway. Understand what's happening. Or you would do that. You parked your car in my front yard. And you laugh as you walk away, it will be vandalized. Luckily, though, I don't have a front yard, so that isn't an issue at the moment. There you go. Right. September 6th, urgent bay. Look, if it's a sunny day, if you put mustard and mustard and baloney slices on a car,

8:27stop, stop, stop, stop it. You're going to give somebody a wrong idea. Just, no, don't you, just stop. It's fine. Baloney. September 6th, urgent bay. A person who lives near the Hill Raceway wants to complain about racing cars being too low. That's what happens when you live near a raceway. And September 7th, city of Appleton. The line was too long at seven brews, and a person couldn't get out of the line to go to Starbucks instead. Smalltown Crime Wave.