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Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Hallmark Movies

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Hallmark will kick off their Countdown to Chistmas with "Holiday Touchdown: A Bears Love Story" on 10/17. The Bears? Really? The Packers have a player on their team with the last name of LOVE. COME ONNNNNNNNNNN. Or maybe the Cleveland Browns.. well, maybe not.. that movie might end up on some questionable German kink websites. 
Hallmark for chosing the Bears for a movie should feel shame, shame, shame.

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Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Hallmark Movies

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Wife died and she's got a 10 year old kid. You're on the right track. Yeah. A hallmark is going to kick off their countdown to Christmas with the premiere of holiday touchdown. A bear's love story. A bear's love story. I'm sorry. What? Yep. Do they not know? The bear's you still suck. Don't they understand? A bear's love story will debut on October 17th. It's actually the third movie made in partnership with the NFL. Would you like to guess the other two teams that have made hallmark movies? A pack of love. Pack of love. No. No, that's not it. No. I don't know the titles these two, but I have the team names. A Titan Christmas. Kansas City Chiefs. Oh, is it about a tight end who falls in love with a budding pop star? Swiftie love story. And the Buffalo Bills. Oh, is it about a woman who puts a man through a table?

And then pounds. What? A bunch of buffalo. A bunch of wings. Keep going. A bunch of wings. A bunch of wings. Sorry, I said I took you to the. A bear's love story. Is it okay? Here's the premise. But you they bear down. It's about a Chicago firefighter who gets the local news to do a story about his grandmother who will attend her 500th. Bears game. Oh, where 500th is that even possible? Yeah, I guess so. How many let's see how okay? How many games are in a season and then eight home games in a season? Okay. Now it doesn't save she I mean, I assume she just be talking about the home games, but who knows? So if you do eight. Okay. How many years if you want to get to 500 bear games? 62 years. Okay, I'm totally positive. 62 and a half years. You have to have gone to every single home game for 62 and a half years.

And it's like or or and she's like 80. It's right. Right, right. So you got the Chicago firefighter who gets the local news to do a story about his grandma who's attended who's attended her 500th. Of course, the love interest is the reporter assigned to the story. Don't you know, that's how that happens. The reporter that reports in his grandma is the love interest. There will also be appearances from Bears coach Ben Johnson. Oh, let's see. Also Colston, Loveland. Oh, the tight end. Right. Well, why not? You have to have somebody with the last name, Loveland. For a homework movie. Of course, maybe that they're wearing the jersey and they run into him, you know, in a sourdough bakery, you know, he's getting fresh sourdough and he's like, oh, nice jersey. I don't know. Former Bearstar Mike Singletary. He's getting a hoggy. Charles P. Nuttilman, Dan Hampton. Okay. Also Connie Peyton, the wife of late Walter Peyton.

Oh, that's interesting. The full lineup of Christmas movies from Harmer Hallmark will be announced next week. But here's a little taste for you. Holly touched a touchdown. A Bears Love story. That will be on October 17th. Okay. So, all Mark for missing the mark because, yeah, I think what did you say? What would the packers would have been? A pack of love. A pack of love. Sure. For choosing the Bears, Hallmark should feel. Shame. Shame. Shame.

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