SHOCKING ALL PIGS: HOUR THREE

0:00The rise guys morning show that's what it's all in the radio. That's why you guys are still around in the competition going The right guys morning show rule. Yeah, I'll never forget that time that oh We were we were varsity and we were we went to support the JV playing Lawrence Oh long. Oh, yeah, by the road trip way down there going to Lawrence and They got hacked guy was driving The guy we're talking about yesterday the guy with the YouTube channel he was driving Okay, he's in the front seat. I was behind the driver and then this whole I don't say all this whole boy I ain't gonna say his name people don't like it said sometime. I don't know they hate it and I hate that they hate it Like they could have not that it I mean it wasn't anything on him, but anyways name was Dave and oh red headed fellow Lonkey and Lonkey Lanky Wide receiver

1:02Oh KP in the front this is at the time when we were chewing red man golden blend. Oh, I remember that page He we're getting ready to go in somewhere and KP decides to take his uh value cup from Chick-fil-A What they called it then the value cup that was full of Residue of their set that was the one where all is passing around And then he goes and throws it out the window Not realizing The Dave's window was down and it went out the window and sucked right back in the Dave's face All over the shirt all over everything and we're going to Taco Costa afterwards So there he was in a white shirt way to hempton general shirt Sorry for disparaging the school name, but in it had this dip juice all over it He did not want to go in because that was the hat in his spot. Yeah, that was That was like the old school bus Trick where you want to spit on somebody and their window was open pull it right back into him It fly right back into him. God it reminds me the first time I ever chewed

2:05How's that like I actually was dip I and this is your fault Josh Patterson because you didn't tell me how to do it right Oh, he says names so I got the dip You'll skull and they're like you know, they didn't say put it in your lip I guess they assumed I knew how to do it, but like I put it in my mouth. Oh like a tune. Oh like a pinch of it Yeah, oh god big hog too. No, well, I was puking in like you know Number two at the same time. Oh, no, it's the same damn time. You were well, they're laughing. You were shooting And then I tried it again probably about 10 years ago I bought a dip because I just wanted to do the the smack and of the can yeah that you could do Yeah, but I can never do it So I did it just to smack the can but eventually I wanted to like smell it and try it And it was rough You get that head buzz so you can do it without the can Let's use or two stiff Yeah, I'm just not meant to be Puss when it comes to drugs tobacco alcohol. Oh, that's awful None of it tastes good. I don't have good memories when I did weed years and years ago

3:08When I did weed I didn't even like doing it then But you but and you know what? What what else I was gonna say is you you've quit the the huffing like I you don't huff anymore Not even for those that listen like fat boy huff to hand sanitizer Huffing he would just hit it like Oh man, it smells good. And then he got smelling salts. It was hitting him Yeah, little just little quick hits here there right I saw somebody on TV a plumber using this pbc glue And I kind of like like I felt like I could smell it like it it was tempting I'm afraid to kind of admit, but When you talk why are you looking around as you say this for on the radio Like a little nervous little freaked out when you talked about getting new tires. Yeah, the other day You ready to go smell my hands. I really did want to go smell Because there was still somewhat fresh because you got you got in the day before They hadn't been in the farm yet. Yeah, they're not kept up with some mud And that new rubber smell is like when I go to Walmart and smell this or Costco. Oh, yeah, and smell the tires. Oh

4:12Like wonder what that is like you what is it what is There's bad stuff when you smell people like Doing pot as you said does that smell good to you or does that smell like like cat piss Yeah, it's it's it's not a good smell. Yeah, but I got gas this morning. So if I could get gas like that's a good smell Oh, it smells good. Yeah. Well, God they're good show you birthday money right there By the way, did you hear the and I'm not trying to like send the world into a panic again I read headlines. I don't I don't click on a lot of them. You gotta be informed Yeah, but I don't necessarily click on like at first the kid rock thing I thought that they were investigating him With they might be now like why were they lowered ever his house But then I realized oh, they're the armies investigating their own people like why were y'all doing that um, but So there's a big room in many of you have probably already seen it. I'm sure it's already been debunk

5:13If if it has but that I don't want to say mom and pop but let's say national Brands are saying beware at the pump a lot of the non-national brands meaning your mom and pops are your your whatever's Might be diluting the gas Oh, no, do we've heard that for years? I know that's the thing like How would that even happen? It was Water I don't know why they would do it though to get more but like I Those rumors were around the years get like you said and I always assume those were made up by The big companies to get bad. I mean they do that they have marketing teams PR teams way they twisted Colonel Tom Parker was selling Elvis Buttons and he was selling we love no, I hate Elvis buttons and we love Elvis buttons. He sold both Yeah, taking getting it on both sides. So um, I

6:16I can't I can't imagine that don't these new cars now will immediately tell you if the gas is bad Is it there's something that are the triggers or they just won't work? I'm not a man. That's I was gonna say it'd be a question for a job. You wouldn't know either I mean, it just drives. He don't know. I'm pretty sure that's the thing somewhere I heard that it would Well, I don't go to these small stations like it's got to be a chain where I get the gas I don't trust them because of that But that but why because you trust the other ones more like that's what I get what you're saying Yeah, I get what you're saying just sucks, but maybe they're doing the same thing or they have done before I just don't know why you would because people got to have gas. It's not you're gonna boycott gas. You got to have it Yeah, so you're gonna pay whatever they charge. There's don't know why you would dilute it to even Mess with it. So maybe you're right. Maybe what we grow grew up hearing was not a thing. Well, no, it's just like the uh, you know, it was part of I guess you would say so a little bit of leftover racism that in like the early 80s there would be

7:22certain restaurants in town that they'd say don't go there because You know, it's made with dog meaters, you know, things like that. The chefs got aids right? Yeah. Well, that was true I mean, they had I mean that was true. No, it was yeah, but it was just odd that like wow that one actually like they reported on the news Like one panned out. I guess like it was right when you know aids just became a thing, and you know, and it was white hot White hot aids. Oh dang it. I'm getting sick You get undetectable now get around them grandkids and all that and stuff. All right, Teddy Matt. Don't you want to get a sick? That's all you eating yesterday. Oh, he ate well yesterday. He loved to sweep. Take a souffle, but um I don't know I that would I still want that would just like wreck your engine bad God man I won't go to the Are we gonna have to call this early? No

8:22I want uh, no I don't want anything floating over here and messing up my day. Yeah Because it is my day that you know, still I got a list for you. Let's go and ask you what are the rest of your day? I mean once you go leave work, you like to go right back home. Yeah, not gonna do that today. Oh, yeah I'm gonna go to a certain factory May or may not make cheesecakes Oh, you have to tell me After air who it is? I always shout out to Lupert. Lupert, they wish me a happy birthday Appreciate you Lupert But there are a lot of other ones that haven't yet. So okay, and I'll keep a list. Well as you should All right, look Danny McClure You my guy I told you yesterday Like I thought you know, I'd be the first thing on your mind this morning, right? I'm sure Joe Marsook is already textured. Oh, yeah, King of cars. He's in early man. Good Good, look at that all the jug jug was in. Yeah, my mom even takes me happy birthday What do you mean your mom is that she tags you she was in too She didn't get in before jugged, but she got in I'd like to have big mom on the show again

9:25I don't know if I if I had enough dump button to uh, oh, she's a cussure locker sign. Oh, yeah, she gets riled up, but she could be And then what after the fact what what about the birthday dinner? Yeah, I don't know what that's gonna consist of It's gonna be like you haven't decided that. No, I think I'm gonna eat all day It's just gonna be a lot of saying. Yeah, but you should do something different. It's your birthday Yeah, really like you know, just focus on one meal Uh, and Janet she got into oh good shout out Is there anybody that you will really be heard if you don't hear from Yeah, probably yeah, probably a couple like look I know my son's not gonna say it. He's just not conditioned or like you know Yeah, he kind of he does really keep track of the days that way. Yeah, so he probably doesn't know what's my birthday I mean, he's just keep track of the days like he doesn't really like you know holidays and stuff like that or big birthdays He doesn't really you know, but he doesn't even make a deal a big deal about his own. Oh really so I may throw out of hand like hey

10:25Big day to day, you know, yeah, but like you know like your parents with you I don't want to just come out and say hey, you know, wish me happy birthday What if I told you your son's on hold right now? What if he's walking through the door right here? Come on Man, we missed bonamasa. Yeah missed it dang it. He was the he was the day after Ah dang it. What was the big Friday show they had at the will Bonamasa was the day after John party No, I think it was before potty It's a potty potty potty. Well, I think I packed it out You know, so I know someone who is Alabama this who was hey, it was Bama. Yeah, I know somebody that Is related to his tour manager and I this no joke. I said I got a solid idea that he ought to

11:28wrap his arms around and he should have bachelor at parties Where there's a lot of women in here. Yeah, I know or whatever and he's like, yeah, all right. I'll tell him I'm like you're a bastard first off for laughing. I'll give you no more free ideas You'll pay for them from now. If you were smart, he would at least spin it as his own when he told him Or that was probably what he's gonna do. You'll see it coming in Nashville. It's bachelor at parties with John party Did he do the hand motion to when he told you? Like he's using a shake weight. Yeah, that's a great idea shake weight. I saw a video of party He goes out in town. He goes to the mall up here Yeah, nobody recognizes the guy like imagine that what a heywood. Yeah You can walk around town do whatever and you come back and you sell out a huge arena That's probably kind of the life to have like that's perfect when we interviewed Tom Kenny He's like I have the best job in the world. He's the voice of SpongeBob

12:31Which that was first off I'd like to thank him run that that made me like dad of the year that I got SpongeBob to tell my daughter You know did the thing like that. I mean y'all can do it with your phones with the eye now I had the guy and he's like, you know I go in I work a little bit kind of like you guys work few hours And then he walks right out no one knows who he is and he could buy and sell all kind of stuff Hey, can't do that with the Simpson voices because you know People know their faces and everybody knows Seth McFarland, you know, they know him ma'am. Did you want that in paper of plastic? Yeah, I mean plastic wait a minute are you marty Simpson? Yeah, maybe I did that top the time that P1 Alston as Batman It's all grace happy birthday Years and years ago. She didn't know that that was not really him. I don't get you just ruined it She thought that was really she thought that was really Batman at her party that time. Well, look

13:33Hopefully her app is not working right now. I hope well the chances are The answers are Well been out on the farm, you know, the You know the internet connection and also obviously I mean, you know, I said dude. Did you get more chickens? Yeah, those are I saw your story, but I didn't know that's uh Those yes, I mean those are those are those are ones that uh We uh get let go ahead and hatch Oh, what do you have to do for the hatch you just nothing I guess put them under a lot all like an incubator Yeah, well, yeah, it is that's what it is how much can you get for a little chicken? Uh, those are gonna be for the old tum tum. Oh, no Wow, wow, wow, now you can do that but like your daughter's probably like no she no she Man, she doesn't have that rule some women do of like I'm friends with the animals. Oh, no, you don't you just don't name the ones you ever plan on eating So if you're an animal right now and they just call you Buy your species like come here chicken. You're not gonna make it

14:36I don't know. It's kind of a weird thing, but you know, I don't know if you have to do this If you've never seen supersized me too Is free on YouTube you should watch it because he goes into the chicken side of the uh the fast food business Oh, so you buy this as chicken farm morgan spur a lot no longer with us. Yeah And he tells you like or shows you what all you have to do to all these chickens and they're constantly going through the like getting the shot Yeah to a hormon or whatever. Yeah, and some of them grow so fast that their hearts give out and then some He's got so many and this happens to a lot of farmers you step on him And you just don't realize well then there's little chicks though of grace if you're listening on that Tell me which which I was so which brand which uh breathe they are but they They you have to eventually like this sounds so craft you eventually have to take their life Because they will overeat and get so fat they'll have heart attacks and die And that oddly enough Ruins the meat if they have heart attacks because I was like

15:39I guess stressed like is I Makes sense, but I said well, why not just let them eat and have heart attacks And then they'll be bigger because you let them eat the capacity and then they die of natural causes instead of you Just wringing their neck or whatever. How do you kill him? You have to let him apart. That would be cruel You'd lie to him on fire No, you put him in a sock and you sling him around No, you do it ethically Do it after somebody after is there a hit man for the animals that you have to call into like To do I couldn't kill him Especially if they remind like I have to call somebody and say look I don't know how you kill these chickens or whatever you just yeah because I saw oh have you seen him do it to a pig? I saw this video man They put the pig through like they shock the hell out of the pig shock it like they shock it to death Like just for meanness not to like in the slaughterhouse I kill and the someone the quarter like after they're dead. Oh, it is gross

16:40We we we had to we had that one hog that Was just a jerk just a he was a bore. I mean like not you know, not like stories You know you always go with the one who's not here for you. I'm not here today. It'd be you Funny how she's not here on my birthday. Yeah, I know she flashed you on your birthday years and years ago Well, that was You know my eyes haven't been the been right since I fucking you know you get this little uh, what are they called when you see the little bubbles or the little What they has a name It's like when you look in it. It says it's basically saying you're gonna have to have cataract surgery eventually The little black ball or a little black dot that kind of follows your eye Whatever. Oh, forget what that's called like the horse act fifth Nope, not at all. That's nothing to do with welcome back Carter Yeah, I want to show you what the part where they get shocked. I don't know if you want to see it or not Care now looks like you're already dead. I'm gonna get in here. Yeah, we're the oh god, but I just saw that oh

17:42Yeah, they're putting them through the flames man. Yeah, that's that's uh, I mean that looks but that's the that's the everything it does not If you saw it with that's your plate if you go back and look at your plate and see where it started not at first off You'd probably not ever eat again. No Well, you would think so but I've seen these documentaries and I still eat but with the with that hog though like you know Shot it and everything and then it's still You know, you didn't use it all a lot of pork rendering from it. That makes for good french fries. You ever had that? No, but I wonder to like how much you could actually use if it's worth. Oh good bit Good. It's a big old hog Anyway, I wanted to keep the teeth. I wanted to make a necklace out of it wouldn't it be cool? I'm born a Boris Tooth necklace. Is that even legal? What can you do that? You know the CEO of Borshead probably got one dipped in gold Got a Borsie sitting there with the big old dukey rope on it's like. Yeah, what's up? I'm Borshead I got they got the meats. I got all the meats Oh, I got to want to click on some of this stuff. It says slaughterhouse the final walk. I mean not of it

18:48Hell even with vegetables. It's stuff is uh You know Yeah, the way they held the people that go in and Use the pesticides and all that stuff. I'd just tell you what oh more more you see about like How the food industry is like taken over in a more not even a corporate way just like a Like a I don't know like it's almost like using it for evil like We're gonna control all the farms and all the crops and all the stuff Others I had nothing to do with it I'm not fucking on these things. I'm trying to kill them But it's it's like and then of course and that's the thing. Oh, we You can't take advantage of people in a situation like with gas prices or generators or whatever But by God they'll do it with food all damn day, won't they? So does it ruin the food if like I never understood outly said if you in humanely kill

19:51Then it's gonna mess with the Meet I guess like does it maybe it does well That could be old farmers tale to um Because after seeing them damn pigs right there get shocked like that behind the ears, man He just walks it to him and just oh and and it I don't know maybe it helps cook pigs like it turns them instantly into bacon maybe or if you shocked me now Maybe she'd chicken me and he's all over the wall. God bless. I'm not in the original form here. I'm talking about people baby ones Chuck now 887 4 0 0 9 3 Yes And now arise guys reprimiere Oh, did you have any uh because you got a pretty big weekend Jammy cards or anything left over that's uh I don't know maybe just wanted to Hidden treasures I forgot about yeah or hidden spots you didn't realize we're uh, you know I went and pulled up the corner of the carpet in my bedroom just to see if I any treasures still

20:52That was my hiding place the carpet just hide the playgrounds under there did not I gave those to you And you look at him with your dad. How about that? Oh, is that bad? I donated them To uh, I tried to put somebody back to work And they're doing from work They're working out. Oh lord. Uh, I did do a treat for you though. I I'll send it to you now I was wanting to do it in the moment. Um, I had a couple people ask me where it was. Was I the fourth in the address? Oh, I know I knew you gave him the wrong address Oh my god, I gotta close like you look for the crowd Uh, uh, you know what I while I look for that right now I will say thank you to two people that came out and First off people didn't make up fun of me too hard for crying on Friday show, but then also once it came out and Came out to the estate sale Yeah, the best form of advertising because this used to be in the papers And search classifieds and then go. Yeah. What yeah and now like

21:53That's the thing doing I don't remember the last time I've done like a yard sale or whatever which I have You know, that's the thing yard sale versus state sale like You know yard sale to me yard sale means like It doesn't mean like necessarily you need money It just means like you want to clean out your house a little bit and this is stuff you generally don't care about Yeah, the estate sales seems a little more put together like okay. Yeah, I mean yeah, it's And now that didn't stop some people from doing some some low balls Which I mean, you know, you feel like in an estate sale like you could lowball a little bit more because all this stuff has to go I can't go back in especially well, you know when yeah, that's that's a great point But you don't want to use that negotiation tactic though because you seem like a lot on everything Yeah, not on everything, but like Only ran into that like a couple times and it You know, you put you put signs up around the neighborhood Like you go to the end of the road like tell you what

22:55If anybody's doing a yard sale or now or a estate sale coming up Amazon has a $60 package that comes with 10 huge estate sales signs with the the Stakes that come with it or whatever and those those things very helpful had plenty of them to to lead through I would have stuck one out on the main highway like the big highway So what this is I took this photo standing in the front yard fat boy and Someone was in there looking at something apparently um But that's that's the that's the view that my dad would have had from the front yard Yeah, somebody just happened to be in there holding something Well, I had someone go in there and hold so this is weird. You talk about things My mom had a shake weight. I don't know why I don't remember working now. I don't I never saw her using it or whatever. I hope I'm a door stop Yeah, but so I had him go in there. I said hold this shake weight because the story was is when

23:59My dad was out Cutting grass in the front yard and I thought that I had my my blinds drone Yeah, I got a little too busy and I was in there, you know right to find myself and doing that thing and You know how something will catch you in the corner. Yeah, and I just kind of look out the window and there's my dad He's standing there watching me with myself in my hand See I couldn't have done that. I would have acted like I didn't know what was going on Even if I saw out of the ground real quick like just disappear like I did not see what I just saw And then in the middle of the afternoon a sweaty mat man was going at it I thought god what can I do? I was like pointed behind him thinking he'd turn around and I've fallen to the ground and disappear But not ever come up He never mentioned to my mom, but he did as you know later that evening almost stab me with a fork Oh, that's cafe. Yeah, it's a blackmail for that's my e-stroll Matthew And uh because I could say something right now it puts you in him shame under this table

25:02Like god dad were men here. Let's not blackmail each other come on dad. Let's split the roll Just mac you can't do it anymore You uh did you have issues with neighbors for whatever reason? I will I you know Talking about you earlier wanting to go back and check Who told you happy birthday and stuff. Yeah, I will say in and I don't care like really I was a little disappointed that her neighbors didn't at least come by and say hi or I didn't care if they bought anything or whatever I was thinking to be odd if they like went in and was like decided to go through stuff Neighbors of 40 years Like literally 1986 Thought about that two yesterday. They've been exactly 40 years. No. Oh, yeah, again I mean people keep this stuff. Maybe they think they got to feel pressure to buy something or whatever Anyway, it was it was all right. You know my dumbass thought Everything was gonna be out in the yard. Oh god no, I forgot everybody's going through the house So what do you like when this is going on because I imagine at some point because you were there for a long time

26:07Yeah, there's gonna be a little sweet spot where you know traffic starts picking up Uh, well you you have so That's what I love stereotyping people to figure out like So this is fine to not in a bad way, but like People that are there like there were people outside for like 20 minutes before it even started And I was gonna know for yeah Like several and you could tell like they were pro flippers or whatever, you know, or they'll go in and they're eyeballed and stuff Oh, okay, think you know And then you get a little bit of a little but then like Lunchtime I think yard cells should now start at lunchtime rather than the opposite way because why are we We've worked all week long. Why are we getting up the butt crack a dome to go out with change and Wands and buy stuff. Yeah, I mean let's start them at noon. You're right. They used to wrap up at noon Yeah back into the yeah, this is So I know you got somebody that organizes this whole thing. Oh, yes. Yeah, she's great at it So is she on site dealing with people?

27:09Are they like going straight to you as far as like hey, she would point to me as the uh, I mean so My aunts were were there on Saturday my sister and nephews and uh and me and miss six and she also was like gangbusters, I mean she I told her said if you went to good at all the other things you're good at like you could be in a state cell Planner just going in just let me talk putting everything together putting all the Christmas together putting all the kitchen stuff together Just she's organized. Oh, so well Like so well like if I get a lot if I just have laundry out that I just got out of the dryer and it's like on the table She'll go there and she'll keep talking and she starts folding it. Why did you talk to that? I'm like Like I'm gonna do this. It's gonna stand by the car. My tires are dirty Ha ha ha ha Dude she is uh, she gets embarrassed about sure that she's solid as they come and solid just Out like I know you like selfless is a good word for I know you like to negotiate, but at a certain point

28:11You kind of got to get tired of it too Everybody's coming to you from hey, let me do a dollar on this puzzle Well, the one thing is like when you have people come in and they're like okay, I want this uh this bedroom suit here And then I want the curtains and I like they're almost buying the entire room. So I just ask these people that's like uh You know, I don't care your money's green. They're like like the judge buying new house or whatever and uh and here's the thing I don't I there's no preconception about people who on Airbnb's like they're rolling in money or whatever, but like So they're the you know if they this couple they they buy homes and have Airbnb's and that's their job Now granted that's got to be I can't imagine being a landlord or any kind of thing like that They don't use the service it does that for them. They do it themselves But the wife goes in and furnishes them the husband is the You know maintenance guy maintenance guy and then uh yeah, that's a lot of money. That's their job now Like it's pretty freaking cool. They got on the weekends and buy furniture and stuff

29:13Were you surprised that well first off did everything go No, but uh like The I mean not I didn't expect everything to you know, um, but the big stuff probably wins. Yeah, yeah like that piano I'm sure got gone piano was gone uh Yeah, piano piano piano was they had to negotiate it on the piano right or try to at least Uh, well funny thing about that is uh didn't have a I had a general price in mind, but didn't put a price on it did put on there is for sale So people think it's just to you know, hold the other stuff on and um don't let me get out of this spot without saying hey to a couple people but Like I it's like, why don't know what are you thinking and that number was bigger than the one I was I was like, okay, that's fine I mean that's the thing where it's like and they were checking the comps I'm already ready to from watching like American pickers in those shows where I say I can't buy it and sell it You know like what do you want pay for it, but then uh then there was there was uh

30:19Like it's just you get to see these things like I I'm sitting there I'm you know watching and you know listening to people are not only to make sure they're not stealing Yeah, that's what you didn't have any thank god dude like it's I'll be following everybody around Well, we had uh, we had Situation's going oh shoot god Oh, we got to take an injury time out. Oh wait, no, I just pinched my elbow in between the chair and the God