STEVE, YOUR WIFE IS ABOUT EIGHTY PERCENT PLASTIC AT THIS POINT: HOUR THREE

0:00The right guy is morning show with Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down an accidentally litter. Peach. My life is like a ball band with a new brush. In fact, boy. Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The right guy is every morning. 93 minute reflux full date. 83.3. The planet rocks. Uh, you know what? I was not going to start with this one first because I usually don't like this name, but we'll do it. Steve, good morning. How are you? How you doing? Hey, morning, guys. Good. Hey, I'm doing good. I'm driving to meet my wife. I figured I'd call you all before I got here to blow off a little steam. Oh, oh, God. Oh, let me guess. No sui's. I'm going to meet my wife. I felt like I heard air quotes in that. So you're going to force court? Is that what we're doing? No. Go into the plastic surgeon's office. Oh, my gosh. For you or for her?

1:01Well, for her, it's a little man going to call in and talk about that. What's he thinking? It does. I'm getting some filler put in. For a resilient. You get a new butt lift, it's her. Maybe it. No, God, watch this is going to be like facial reconstruction or something. Now we've talked crap. What's up? Hi. It went crap. Everything OK, though, for real? Oh, yeah, I know that she's fine. This is voluntary. OK. What voluntary? So she is doing, is she going back to 35 or whatever it is? Well, trying to face lick. Face lick. What? I had a dog that way. I really did. She's getting a face. So wait a minute. She's all this at once? Well, consultation today and surgery later, assuming she gets her way. You don't want to see her right? Not really. I think we're getting too old for this crap. How old a guy are you?

2:01If I may ask. Well, we're both in our mid 60s. You don't sound it at all. Do I sound 50? Do I sound 50 do you see? Because he is. I'm 50. I'm 50. Yeah. 50 years old. You do not sound that old. Do you look that old, though, Steve? Do you think? You're hard to. Do you look mid 60s there? Who me? No. Yeah. So you think. That's my story that's sticking to me. There you go. So you think that, I mean, what age is appropriate for plastic surgery? Because that's when, like, you know, that's, I swear, I say it all the time. And I think people think it's bulls, bulls, bulls, stud. But I feel so bad for women. And the way that they're held to this different standard than men, you know, with the look stuff. Like they say a man, a little gray makes him look more rugged, more mature, wrinkles on a man. Don't you sample me? Yeah. Sometimes. But then a woman, you know, like you're talking about bailing.

3:03The mom on that, she's, of course, she's beautiful, Julie. But then the second season she's come back and she's got the lips going, you know? And like, what, what, what do you see that makes this right here look good? Men love it. I don't. You don't like it? I mean, I don't. I can't tell if she's just like, I'm just. Like you want to kiss right now or you just, it's that's the way you lips look. I want to get my other. I've ruined it. Don't do that. You look goobish. Okay. Steve wants to talk. Steve, you're both in mid 60s at, and I mean, you're fine with her, right? Like you, you're, you know, you like, oh, well, yeah, yeah, sure. You know, but at some point you just got to let nature win a few rounds. Know what I mean? Now look, I hate to bring this up. I don't want to be disrespect. Oh God. But oh boy. He took this show too much. He knows what's going on. Do you think she needs a face lift? No, man, you see, she looks great. And that's what's driving me crazy.

4:03Oh, yeah. But, but, but, you know, I don't want to be too nosy here. But like, did she feel that from you though? Like you tell her like, honey, listen. Oh, every, every day for 40 years, I told her this morning. Yeah. I mean, what'd she say? Well, she's standing in front of the mirror, pulling the skin back on her face. Oh, God. This look better. What'd you say? That said, I can't tell the difference. See, that's the wrong answer, though. Oh, no. Hey, too late you said that, pull her skin back. You know, I mean, you're under phrase, right? Yeah. Yeah. So that, yeah, that was the wrong answer. I suppose. Well, there's just not a right answer to that question. You know, she, she got mad and said, well, this is why I need you at the consultation. You don't pay attention. Yeah. She's going to bust your balls good on that one. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, well, you could, you could get a remedial husband school if that was available. Is this her first, uh, plastic surgery?

5:03Oh, hell no. No, no. She started around 30. 30. What? What, like, with the boobs? Well, no, it's job first. She hated her nose and she was a teenager. So I supported that. I remember when I found out that was called Rhino Plasty. I was like, I'd seen that word, but never knew what it meant. What does that mean? Bits getting horn on it. I didn't know. I was like, what's she going to get it in a unicorn? So, uh, okay. So, uh, um, I was going to make those job at 30. All right. And then where did we get? What did we do for 35 or boobs? Boobs. Boobs. Okay. Still supportive? Oh, it is yes to please. Okay. No. And when was that around the same time? Yeah, I was around mid 30. So we were done having kids and she wanted them done. You know, I had no objection. Right. I've wondered now because, you know, a lot of women don't breastfeed, uh, now and this. Not other adults at least. Uh, I don't like it. Well, they look down upon that.

6:04But, you know, the thing about, uh, you know, they, they will do it, uh, in more of a, a kind of physical, what, not physical, but, uh, like, they know if they're school, right, they're boobies. If they, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, that's the choice of the, okay. So, um, you're talking about your lovely wife. She's going today to get a consultation on, uh, I wrote this, she had a nose job at 30. She got her boobs done afterwards. Did we ever say what she was going in for today for? It will, for a consultation. Oh, just a consultation. Yeah. So, um, what was it? You want to blow off some steam. I mean, you have, uh, it, it, it, is the steam that you want to blow off. Is it the money or is it, you want her to see what you see and you think she's perfect? Oh, you know, I, we've made a couple of, uh, a, a, a, just months, you know, it's, uh, both financially and emotionally. Yeah.

7:05Like, has your attitude changed, uh, about this, uh, over time, like now, you're like, honey, I'm going too far with it. Well, you know, yeah, it is like I said a while ago, you, you got to let nature take a couple around, you know, yeah, she's, uh, we, she hit 50. She discovered injections, you know, Botox fillers. She's kept it up ever since. Uh, okay. Does that bother you that she gets fillers and stuff like that? Well, it didn't until I tried it. You got Botox too? Yeah. Once. She talked me into it five or six years ago. So why the hell did you get it? Well, she kept pointing out the lines between my eyebrows. Yeah. I know right here. I was in a relationship at years ago with, uh, uh, young lady that worked at a plastic surgery play and she brought it to my attention that I had an 11 on my, uh, forehead. Did you get it done? No, so I, she, I, I got Botox one time.

8:08I've told you all this. Yeah. I, I, I'm not gonna lie, but I had, I had it done. And, uh, I couldn't tell really any difference, only based off what she said, but I think because she was in that sales mode, uh, me per se, cause I don't know. But like, we snuck in on Friday night and then I was just kidding. But anyway, um, she talked you into doing it and, uh, is she pointed this out so you tried it? So obviously you, you didn't care for it. No, I hated it, man. Yeah. Yeah. Do I? I mean, you have to consistently do it if you want to do Botox. Yeah. And it stays in your body. I felt like my, my, like I felt like I was wearing a little bit of a mask or something. You know what I mean? Uh, face filled. Did you wife like it? Uh, well, yeah, she loved it, you know, naturally. Of course. And she would. Yeah. And then, uh, one day, one afternoon, my, my granddaughter fell off the swing set and, um,

9:13oh, god. Oh, god. You know, but everybody was running toward her. I'm worried sick. I catch my reflection in the patio door. And I look, I, well, I look like I'm waiting on an oil change, you know, my expression didn't change. Like, your face was not matching the situation. No, man. My, my granddaughter's crying. My wife was panicking. I'm standing there looking mildly and convinced. How long did that last? No, months. I spent about four months waiting for my forehead to come back. Did it, did it ever come back? Well, no, uh, my wife tried to schedule another appointment. God. Did that change the way you looked at what she had been doing or what she's doing now? Over. Well, yeah, completely. I realized that I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, getting older. That's true. And what would she say to that though? Well, that's because you only did it once. Oh, you know, love what she does. That's what you said. The pain's like, that gets you with one and you got to, it's like people who change their gender.

10:14It's like, if you stop taking those pills, they, they can't, they don't know what's going happening to your body. You go over my growth back. I don't know. Steve. I come back. So now she wants that you said the face lift and the neck lift. The money. I can't imagine. That's got to be a toll. Well, you know, yeah, we can afford it. Oh, damn. Look at all Steve here. Money bags. You worry about the surgery though? I guess. Well, yeah, I mean, we're older now. Recovery is in as easy as it is that you think. That's what I'm thinking. Yes, is the rise guys' morning show. You want to? Man, I don't want to do anything like crazy heavy yet. I'm in a good mood. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay. Well then, let's talk to Kevin. Let's talk to Kelly. You want to talk to Kelly? Kelly. Kelly. Kelly, good morning. Welcome to the rise guys. Is this your first time calling in? Good morning. Hey guys. Hey, hey. It is. What can we do for you on this?

11:14I don't know where you are, but dreary and nasty. Oh, yeah. It's rainy. Yeah. It is rainy. Yeah. And I need some advice because I've been dating this guy for about three months now. And I just found out something about him that has just completely thrown me off. Well, what happened? What did he do? What did you do? Well, okay. His name is Mike. He's a great guy. Oh boy. He's funny. He's smart. He treats me well. Everything is really, I mean, everything's been going great. Yeah. She said his name is Mike. I heard you. I heard you. Well, Mark. Lord God. I've got two guesses already. One, they was born a woman or two in the last name. Stop. His last name is Hunt. The latter. Well, you shouldn't want to say, oh, this is my boyfriend, Mike Hunt. You don't want to do that. Why not? He should be Michael. Yeah. It's pretty much that long. Okay. What's the issue here then, Kelly? Well, Mike is bald. Okay.

12:15I mean, this is Mike is bald. It's not really an issue. Well, except I found out he's not actually bald. He shaved. What do you mean? Okay. So I'm at his house over the weekend. I'm looking through old pictures. And he's got a full head of hair. So before he lost his hair, he had hair. Well, that's what I thought. Okay. So I'm in Lala land here. I don't, I'm not following here. What do you mean? Okay. He told me that he still has all of his hair. Oh, no. I don't know what that means. It's three months. Three months I've never seen my hair. He literally saves it every day. So like, yeah, but I mean, can you see like a recession? I guess you would call it like a receipt. Is he doing this on purpose? He saves it every day. So wait, wait, wait, wait. She's telling us he's voluntarily bald on purpose.

13:18That is exactly, exactly. You know, first off, that's weird. You've got to have the right head to be able to do that. You know, like, I got a dent on this side of the head. I don't know what it's like. It's all fine. Them trying to pull me out or whatever. But like, I'd look like I was in an accident. I mean, I really do. I feel like Beld are. Volunteerly bald though, is a phrase. I gotta say, it's almost like the new words for homeless or like displaced or whatever. I've never heard that one before. Neither had I. Yeah. And it's really bothers you at this point. Not because he's bald. Well, okay. So it bothers you. Why does it bother you then? I guess I'm asking. Because, okay, if you have hair, I think you should have hair. Yeah. I mean, it sounds a little ridiculous, right? I mean, I don't know. I know it does sound ridiculous.

14:19But I mean, a little like, if you don't like, let's say, uh, okay, I'm going to be very broad with this. Let's say that you're dating someone that their mom was from this side of the world and dad from this side of the world. And they just don't like the texture of their hair. So they shave it off. I've got a great example I could say right now, but I won't do it. I mean, it is a little ridiculous. But what? I just, I feel like I'm dating a version of him that he created. And I mean, there's been no signs that man's head was made to be bald. But then I see these pictures and it's, he's got a version of him. What do you mean a version of him? What do you mean a version of him? Like everybody, like I posted a picture of the own father's day of me and my daddy from like 2005, I want to say and, uh, I'm going to be and, uh, several people are like, I didn't know you just had a goatee at one point.

15:21And I was like, oh, yeah, this is the new me. I quit shaving altogether. Not just quit shaving. That's different. He told, so when I brought it up, he told me that he started shaving it because people treated him differently. He said they took him way more seriously. He felt more confident that women liked it. Yeah. Okay. Oh, women. Oh, no. Oh, okay. Right. So he's basically optimized himself. Yeah. I'm just called self improvement, if you will. Yeah. I mean, is it? It's like, I'm not going to be bothered. Well, I mean, kind of like why would, uh, you know, you know, okay, great example. I know someone who works from home. She gets up every day and goes and puts on makeup. Thank you. And, and, oh, why? And she's not even on like video stuff. She's just sitting there like coding and doing all this mess. It just gives you structure. It gives you structure. But it, but it clear he had the faith of that makeup. Okay. Sure. Okay. Have you, have you mentioned, uh, this to any of your girlfriend? I mean, I mean, unfortunately, uh, uh, got some feedback.

16:27Yeah. What? Yeah. One friend called him cause play ball. Oh, that's funny. You're out there. There was, yeah. It's be that now. Yeah. Um, another said that, you know, he, I don't know. Another said something that really got into my head. Oh, here we go. Speaking of his. Yeah. Here's the. Here's the. I didn't find out Mike has hair. You found out that Mike is making a daily decision to not have hair. God. I feel like I hear James Lipton saying that. Like a very, very dramatic way to put that. But I mean, she's not wrong. It's kind of making it worse though. Sounds like he woke up and made a choice. And he has been every day. Have you, uh, you know, Greenville Braves had a player named Mike Kelly, which is so strange back in the 90s. Have you told Mike Kelly any of this? Oh, I've got about that. About his, uh, his chrome dome.

17:28No. Don't good. Don't. Don't tell him. Yeah. I mean, why does Donald had to explain it without sounding crazy? Are you attracted to him or is that something? No, she's dating a guy she thinks is ugly. Yeah, God almighty. I mean, it kind of sounds like. Like. No. No. No. I know. I think. Try to explain it without it. I think it's not sounding crazy. Like for us that don't see my like, when I, when the way you're describing him, I think of like Lex Luthor, you know, or like Jeff Bezos, some evil, some bitch. Oh, so you go, oh, you go hackman, Luthor and not the, uh, not Heisenberg, Luthor. No, yeah, no, I don't any my Lut, like, Luthor and him. No. Okay. So explain it without it. Well, for me, it just, it almost feels like a lie. I get why. Stop. Oh, come on. I'm, well, I'm serious. Well, I have, I mean, where the color of the man? I'm gonna tell her his hair and women's names. Yes. They died because I, because I found out by accident.

18:31I mean, I just feel like that's something you tell somebody. I don't know why you would tell somebody that though. Because it's real, it's relevant information. Oh, it's not like he's hiding anything from you or not. Why, exactly. Like, why is it relevant? Because if you're intentionally making yourself look completely different than your natural look, I just think the person you're dating should know. Okay. You know, you make up then. Yeah, right? Well, yeah, you kind of treat it like, uh, he's lying about his identity, like his name's not really a mic or whatever, you know? Right. Well, not that bad. Yeah, but it's kind of close, so you get it met. Like, this is like, I don't know. I never thought about that before. Closer than everybody else wants to admit. Yes. Let me ask you this. Kelly, if that is your real name. Kelly! Because I had, I, no, like she's getting one. I knew it. I knew it. You ain't gonna come on here and say his name and your name, you're probably Grimble Brace, Phantasy, throwback. Tomorrow we're gonna talk to Steve about his girlfriend Avery.

19:32Yeah. Oh. Oh. If Mike caught wind of this and said, oh gosh, I'm gonna grow my hair back out tomorrow. What happened then? You're not gonna be a tragedy. Yeah. I think I would find him more attractive. Oh! There it is. You're a baldest. You don't like baldest. You said that picture, so that is when you had hair and you were not. What this is about. Exactly. What is it? What it is about him. What it is. I got to tell you. Who is you? Listen, I liked him when I thought that he was naturally bald. But now that you know that he, but now you know he has hair and. Well, right. Yeah, I'm not. You want the hair. You like that? I want the hair, Mike. There it is. I've seen it. I'm not saying that. I'm just saying. You're upset, you're upset. I think once my husband decided that he was just gonna shave it all off, because he was going lighter on the top. I think you look super hot. Why not just get some, get a snapchat filter. They have one on there. I made Fatboy have a big black afro couple weeks ago.

20:33You did almost got canceled for two. Take a picture of Mike and get the hair. Can I just ask him to see it once, like grow it all out? What? I don't think that's a bad ass. Why don't you buy different wigs from him? No, Paige, that gays it up. I don't know what's prime on it, but damn. Like, this is the Rise Guys Morning Show. Let me get through this. Try and get to me. You're in the artificial intelligence. You know what? You just pick a line and I'm, I don't have that screen. So Paige says line three. Rise guys, who's this on line three? Good morning. Hey, this is Greg. Hey, Greg. What's up? Well, you know, I was listening to that woman talking about her boyfriend, you know, Mike, the whole hair guy thing. All the voluntary bald guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's the one. All right, what did you think about that? I did it, really. Well, first, I was laughing like everybody else, right? Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. So honestly, I almost didn't call because I didn't want to be the guy that ruins the

21:39joke. Ah, we didn't want to, but yet here you are, Greg. Here we are. We appreciate the sacrifice there, Greg. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, I was laughing too, but like the more that I listened, the more I started thinking about a buddy of mine. Uh-oh. Getting turned on, right? Yeah, I'm just kidding. Yeah. What about your family? So years ago, uh, he, he started shaving his head. Yeah. So is he going bald too or what? No, no, he was not going bald. He had a great head hair. Oh, okay. Uh-oh. Yeah, bald. And then again, we go voluntarily bald. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. So, you know, and like guys, I was one of the people who make it fun of him. Like, he had a weird shaped head. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I had much more weird shaped, I think if I shaved. I, I don't even want to get your age. I do. And I, but like what? 28, 34. 15, 15, 15. Can we guess Greg? Yeah, go ahead.

22:40How do you? 39. Oh, 39. I found 34, Greg. Greg, uh, oh, well, I appreciate it. I was saying, that's a 39 year old man make fun of his friend. What do you call it? Like, you just, I mean, the same, the same stuff that everybody saved about Mike, you know, like, you know, such as saying, like, like, yeah, well, you know, like, why would you shave your head if you don't have to, you know, you got hair like you've got beautiful hair. Why are you doing that? Like the flowing locks, the stuff like that. Is it? You know, I don't want to say it again, because it is prog month, but that's weird. It is. Like, man, your hair is nice. Like, I know, I thought it was weird too. It is. Well, I think damn, Greg, it is. Well, you know, it, it, like we would ask him about it. He would just, you know, he would just shrug it off. You know, he said he liked it. Right. Like, Stone Cold used to have long blonde hair page. I told you that before and you were like, there's no way in a short picture. It's stunning.

23:40It's stunning, Steve. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, well, yeah. It was kind of the same thing. Stone Cold has a gorgeous skull, though, you know, but you know, Greg didn't, I mean, I'm afraid, I didn't have that thing. You kind of hear. I think they've got a skull, you know, you're the little, a little headscarf for saying we had a beautiful, you heard me. This ain't a good thing. Well, the question off did is like, what? Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know, he was shrugging off. He said he liked it. You know, we joke it and he didn't care. So I, but then, so a couple of years ago, a couple of years later after like, he started shaving, we found out he was diagnosed with cancer. Wow. What did I do right now? Yeah, exactly. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We eventually found out that he's been dealing with like the health concerns and the doctor's visit long, long before anybody knew about it. Really? Yeah. So, Shave and He's had it wasn't random at all. He was just, I'm not enticing. What do you mean?

24:40Like, he was just, I prepared. Well, so like, yeah, he told me, he told me later that he just wanted control over something. I get that. I don't know. I guess, yeah. Well, he knew that there was a possibility that one day he would lose his hair, you know, with the chemo and everything. He knew that the tests were going on. He knew that the results weren't great, but he didn't want to like burden us with it. So he just, he was like, yeah, now he basically said, I'd rather choose it than have it happen. Oh, that's heavy, man. Yeah. Should shave yours too, though, be honest with you. Yeah. I'm going to call the dirty. But so, okay, do not say that, like, the girl that just called, remind me of her name again. I was, I'm not killing it. Killing it. Killing it, I remember. So, you're not saying like, hey, there's a chance, dude, might have, you know, the seaword,

25:40you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's, I'm not saying that at all. We don't want to scare her. It's an important distinction. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. But, yeah, all I'm saying is that everybody keeps assuming that Mike owes an explanation for why he shapes his head. Yeah. Okay. Okay. You know, and maybe he doesn't. I don't know why anybody thinks anyone like, oh, he didn't make it. I don't know. I say, if Paige came in here tomorrow, shaved head completely. Ballad equal Jones everywhere. Bulls doll. I mean, Dan from Columbia would have so many songs ready to go. It would be ridiculous. People would be texting in about Paige being blad now because they can't spell. It would be something. Again, I would say, hey, are you okay? Like when I lost a bunch of weight, I had a cousin who pulled me this side in public. I don't know why I needed to say in public how it's what he pulled me. He pulled me this side and says, hey, me and Mama was talking. Are you okay? I was like, what do you mean? Well, you've lost a bunch of weight.

26:41Well, God bless. I'm about to be 50. I want to get my ass in gear and live as long as they can, right, Greg? Is that where we're at? I think. People don't always... I think Paige was going, you know, the ball. What? Where are you? Some ballad fans. I've seen models that are balls. We got animals that are beautiful, but... Ballballs. Yes. Is this beautiful ballballs? I mean, like, you know, some women can pull it off. Mark Hendrix pulls it off. I mean, he or our balls, you know? I've never met him with full head of hair. He had the side thing, you know, whatever it's called. God, how does he call this here? Well, now he doesn't. I mean, he's always shiny. Like, I've never like asked him. I only taught him my friends if they have facial hair about their daily routine. If you fall. But I don't know if he raised her, does it or not. Did we lose freaking Greg? He's not. No, I'm here. No, no. That's what I'm about.

27:42I'm about to hire for a little bit. No, Greg. Yeah. So the whole, the, the point is that people don't have to tell you the reason behind something. You know, like, you don't have to tell anybody, like if it's confidence or insecurity or whatever. Not three months in the dating each other, like not that early. A bunch of people are texting in that maybe do, uh, hold on, scroll back. Maybe dude's dad or granddad lost hair early and he wants to just go ahead and get it out of the way. That I can understand. That would, that would kind of make sense. But you got to shave it at one time and make sure you don't have the den or the impression or whatever. He feels, don't you do? Oh, man. Yeah. I know. I totally agree with that. It's not looking. You rolled around with Nick Hogan. And I've never, he's ripped up now. You see him? No, I've never told any man that I was dating, you know, that he needs to do something different than the way he looks. Right. That's just really, like, it didn't hear you. Oh, yeah. Is there a death? Thank you. Greg. Greg. Listen.

28:43Are you calling, sir? You were a delightful participant today. Greg, quick making fun of your body. Yeah. I've got it. Yeah, everybody should stop. I've got it. People are texting and now about bald Mike. Some people are texting and glad Mike. I think they're doing it on purpose now. Glad Mike. Really is. All right. Greg, good call, man. We appreciate you. Gee. All right. Appreciate you all. Yes, sir. You know, I know. Appreciate you more. I want to ask them. They love you. Like, you know, the rock and all these people off their fallen to really bald. That's the thing, too. He got, is that it? Somebody texted it in yesterday when I mentioned that Cena had implants and MJF, you know, talking about wrestlers. Yeah. Jim Jeffers. Didn't the rock get implants? I know he had his boobs done. I do remember that the summer of him wearing T-shirts. He had his teeth. Are they? If he got it, he got it years ago before it was a thing. Is there implants? No, no. No, well, he had what you've called on the radio page. Oh, yeah, literally. Bitch teeth. Oh, no. That's from steroids.

29:43You can say dude boots. I guess, yeah. So, he wore a t-shirt for a summer, but I swear that he got hair implants done, too. But now he's obviously bald. The final bald. That's his name now. Oh, bald. All right. He might have. Yeah. I tell you what, if I had a dollar every time, what's the number to call on the number that they text? But again, man, it's not everyone knows. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now. The Rise Guys Morning Show.