THE RISE GUYS: FULL SHOW: 09/07/26

0:00The Rhyse guy is born a show. With Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down an accidentally litter. Peach. My life is like a ball band with a new brush. In fact, boy. Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The Rhyse guy is every morning. 93 minute rough bucks full day. 83.3. The planet rocks. We got a bunch of people on hold. I give you some boy stuff. Hmm, how long some boy stuff? Are they on hold? Can you say a light to talk? Yeah, yeah. It's pretty much how that works. You guys taking calls today? Uh... You believe people? Peach pick a number. Why, pick any number? Three. Three would be Kevin. Hey, Kevin. Hey, uh, yes. What's going on, Kevin? I mean, um, I can't believe Maxi talking to you all. Hey, Kevin. Well, believe it. Here we are.

1:00It's hot off. And it really gets less impressive the longer it gets. So take a close. No, I, you know, I've listened to you guys since I've been like 16 or 17. Is it hot? It's Christ, Kevin. He's. He started off the call and he fell old. Megan has fell out. We're 90. I'm only 50. Sorry, I'm just... I'm excited. 50 years old. It's excited. Aww. You got to get out more. Uh... I'm kidding. What's up, though? You don't know? Um, I don't really know how to ask this. Yeah. Well, uh, you know, you called. You heard us say, yes, we're taking calls. So you called and you talked to fat boy and you've already gone through really the hardest part is going through fat boys. I mean, he's right. He's right. He almost didn't let you through. Yeah. I mean, I'm just nervous. What's your nervous about? I see that in quotes here. It says, uh, nervous Kevin. Well, you're nervous about it. A million people will be here hearing this about that, at least about the end of the week.

2:00We just goob or so. That's it. You know, it's me nervous talking to us. I mean, this is weird. Um, you know, hearing your voices talking back to me. Well, I ignore you. It is a little weird, I guess, when you, you know, like when I met Dennis Rodman, I was like, wow, it's weird. You're actually responding back to me when I... All right. You don't want to. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Tell me about the bit. Yeah. The listeners will come and sit in the studio and watch the show. Yeah, Chris Farley. I remember that. Remember what you did with the Rose. They made me. Yeah, we used to do it all the time. Yeah, before the world ended, we did it. COVID, that's another thing. COVID, COVID, COVID. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you see what Ihrer is fucking consistent with it. Come on Cover might be off. But I think this is a challenge. człowiekak. about why the people in more detail don't know, but why is that? There's a lot of things to take care of. I just wonder how long it's been since we started exploring folks, know, many collecting

3:01things, right. Again,石头,石头,石头,石头,石头,石头,石头,石头... Mess przestบs up. I think there were fairy wasn't there as well. That's where there were actually fairy wasn't there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there was any fairy was, you know, after nobody reported ama' showed up, they were originally here in about twelve weeks. What procedure? That's a great question. It's gonna be kind of. Okay, kind of what? I mean, I was on the, I wanted to do it seconds. I always wanted to do it. I remember hearing people come in and y'all would talk to them and sometimes put them on the air. Yeah, yeah, and it was fun. I enjoyed it, you know. There for most of the time. I just, I just always thought maybe one day I'd get to do it. Right. Well, they don't let us do it anymore. Kevin, I appreciate you doing it. Yeah. It only some people even come to work here anymore. Yeah. So they don't. They really don't. So you can do backstage, pass from home, I suppose. And I really, I mean, other than that, I apologize, yeah, they don't let us do it.

4:02But you're kind of doing it now, you know, remotely. It's a nice way to look at it. What else is going on? Yeah. Now, a few weeks ago, I got some news. Yeah. Okay. And I guess, you know, maybe start thinking about some things differently. All right. What kind of news? You should avoid the news. I told you. Well, I found out I don't have much. I was much time as I thought I did. And I can't really. You mean you don't have as much? I really don't want to get in all the details. Are you sick? I'd rather not exactly, you know, get into it. Oh, man, I feel bad for Tony. I almost didn't put you three now. I gave him 10 seconds. I'm in it again. It's from my family. He doesn't even know yet. You're family doesn't know. Dude, let us tell him right now. No, not everybody. God, Kevin. You know, they were these, you know,

5:03Kevin, I work with two people who constantly try to bring me down. Fat boy reminded me that we're losing, you know, all these different things. Very soon too. You know, constantly using AI and ruining the data centers and the water. I'm not. And then I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Kevin, I'm sorry, man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that he is being so. No, I'm sorry. I was just trying to, you know, you should probably shouldn't call him and say that before you've told your family. Oh, you know, I don't think he didn't listen to y'all. So well screwed, man. I think it's. Yeah. How long have you had this information? How long have you known? Probably a few weeks now. And you haven't told anyone at all? No, I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure it out, figure it out now. Damn, let us do it. Please let us do it. You know, I'm having, I'm processing it now

6:07and it's, you know, it still doesn't feel real, you know. I can't imagine, I can't imagine, I can't imagine. Good song. That was a great one. Yeah, they're pretty straightforward with me. Who was? You know, the fine folk hang on everything. You know, really the entire staff. Yeah. Um, well, they're used to it, so. Just curious like, if they told, like, you have a timeframe, like how long they've told you? How long have you, you know, how much time? They said, listen to your Jesus. God. I don't know if you don't mind, Kevin, but how old of a fellow are you? I'm 38. 38. Oh, man. Yeah. That is, that's, that's, that's, that's dude. It kind of is close to home. I'm 46, I'm not too far away from you. Wow. You know what? Oh, man, have you told your parents? Are they, are your parents with us? And have you told them? I mean, yeah, they're still around, but. Yeah, I mean, I have a problem yet. Yeah, you need to tell them.

7:07I know, you need to tell them. I know, I'm going to, I just, I just don't want everybody to meet differently yet, you know? Of course, of course. Wow. People are great when I'm on a roll just bringing me this. I know, I know, I know. I'm just kidding. I had a react to it. What, have you made a bucket list? Sorry, I'm just thinking right now, like, I'm putting myself in new shoes, like, I'm thinking like, okay, put everything into, like, if you, you should. That probably should. I'm serious. Can you hold on a minute, Kevin? You hear that fun, that fun music in the background means we need to get a break. Can you hold on one second? Oh, okay. All right. That's how they bomb, man. I'm so bad. You got to talk to this guy. You know, that's what, that's what, that's what the, the good Lord will do to you though. It's just like, not, not what's happening to him, but like, we're just sitting over here, lolligagging or whatever. And then you get that tap on the shoulder, it says, hey, guess what? It don't last forever, buddy. Reality's here, bud. Had a little chat.

8:08All right. Wow. We got to tell his parents. Of course. I'll try to get the number. Really? I have what, no, they ain't nobody. I would not, I would not. And where's Ready Buffer for this kind of stuff? No, you can't even say his last name, you know? Like, for real, what, you know, within reason. This was one of the main things. If I, you know, probably gonna make a bucket list. But calling us or coming in. Yeah, I know, I know that probably sounds stupid. No. Well, no, no, I don't think it sounds stupid. It's hard for me to say that, but I'm here every day. So why would I, you know, like, if I, what am I request would be not to go to work? You know? Yeah. I'm good here, bud. You know, rules is rules, right? Yeah. Yeah, I know, I know you got rules and security and management and all that. I just thought maybe, you know, giving a situation there the chance that maybe y'all could make an exception.

9:08Yes. Yeah, I agree. I think so, yes. Really? Yeah. I'm serious. There it is, man. You will come in for backstage fast. I don't care. I mean, I'm not trying to sound like Billy Badass, but I don't think management would, you know, and honestly, I don't, I know Mark wouldn't get mad. And then come talk to me. How about that? As long as it's not like you're coming in. The only problem that we had is if he was drunk, and it would be drunk boy Friday, but we never got out. Okay, sure. Yes, please don't arrive drunk, page request. No, I wouldn't do that. Okay, well, you're coming in, you're doing backstage fast. That's a deal. That's a deal. Hell yeah, look at that. You're not just coming in, sitting against the wall, watching either. We're gonna put a microphone in front of you. You're gonna be part of the show that morning. Yeah. Seriously? Hey, be careful what you wish for there, Kevin. Come up with stuff for you, do. We'll put you in the bit. We'll let you do headlines. We'll do a phone and B. We'll put you to work. Do Facebook fuss and you can read news.

10:10Whatever you feel comfortable doing. Make us coffee. That would be, that would be a credible. You will be the fourth rise person that day. Rise dude. Yeah, you will, you will be one of us that morning. Rise dude. That's a deal, okay? I'm sorry, you would know what to say. I'm sorry, you're, you don't say anything. We'll figure it out. And we'll put you on the board. You won't, what do you want for breakfast? What? What do you like? If you already forgot what the first meal in the day was. No, what do you eat for breakfast? Look, you don't have to do that. No, we will. He's gonna send it to you. What do you want? What do you like? As such, is biscuit, baby? As such, biscuit, done. Just one? Just one? You want hash browns? Sure. All right. To hell with one, just one. One biscuit, order hash browns. Coffee, can I get you a coffee? I drink coffee. How do you take it? The cream sugar. Done, we'll have it here. You got it. You really don't have to do all of that.

11:10Yeah, well, we're doing it. You know, it's a deal, okay? It's about to cater your last breakfast, but. He'll say last breakfast, but hold. I think he said I mean. I said last breakfast. You said last breakfast, but hold. But then he didn't mean it like that. He ignored him, he said bully. He is. It's okay. It gets his own beard all and he thinks he's Mr. Big Time. Know it all, Big Shot. I'm just taking a bite out of life's ass, bro. Kevin, is there anything else on your bucket list? Like somewhere else you want to go? Somebody you want to meet? Please be someone that we could make that happen. At least with phone. Kevin, I haven't really thought about it that much. Yeah, you like sports? Concerts, travel, anything? What would be your big sports event? Oh, maybe see a good game in Lambo. I got no help there, but go to Lambo. Yeah. No, Lambo. Don't mind me. No, no. Look. You're doing it. He's saddened like your mom so much, just then. But cause. You know what's interesting, you say that.

12:12Yeah. I'm trying to help the man. I feel very nice right now. There is something else. Okay, do you want an apple pie? Cinnamon, but it's just a no. Yeah, no. The other thing is I'm not actually dying. What do you mean? What do you mean you're not dying? I'm not dying. Kevin, what the hell? You just say something. I'm not sick. Why would you even say you weren't? That's just bad. What the hell are you? I don't feel bad now for saying what I say. I'm moving. Moving. Yeah. Where are you going to? I'm going to Iowa. Yeah. Yeah, my job's transferring me. I found out a week ago I've got about seven or eight months left here. You're a dirty son of a bitch. This is for you, Kevin.

13:12You son of a bitch. Yes. Is the rise guys' morning show. Gloria. Gloria is on line number. One. Oh, number one. Gloria, you're the one that wanted. Oh, it makes me think of the song. Gloria. Gloria. Hey, Gloria. Hey, Gloria. Hey, Gloria. Hey, guys. Thanks for taking my call. I hate that song. I don't remember. I have known girl's name, Caroline, that hate Neil Diamond and Outcast. And then I knew a girl. My sister was friends with a girl named Joleen. No crap. Oh. Yeah. So I can't imagine what that's like. Luckily, no one ever made a song about Matthew. It doesn't rhyme with anything. Turn the page though. Page you got that with from Metallica. What is your ask us question, Gloria? Well, I don't want this to come across the wrong way.

14:17Well, if it is what I think it is. I'm in scene somebody. I'm married. And all the pages, friends are gay. But she's not gay, but her friends are gay as well. She's not. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that. But I feel like I wanted to ask this forever. And I know a lot of other listeners are probably wondering the same thing. It's about nine. OK. Well, I'll assume you all weren't allowed to even say his name anymore. It's been like, I don't know, over a year now. You know what? It will be actually two years in September. Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. And the crazy health fast time, like literally, health fast time goes. It's so well. Right out the window. But I mean, because you left the show and what we heard was medical reasons. So I thought maybe the company just told you all you couldn't

15:18talk about him anymore. But I just wanted to know, can you tell us how he's dealing or would that get you all in trouble? No. No. It's a good question. And I think what I will say here will probably surprise many people listening. And I don't want to, and I'm not speaking for the room here, feel free to interject this. Nobody's ever told me not to ever say his name. Nobody. There was never a company meeting where they said, don't mention him. In fact, like I do every now and then. And probably maybe what you hear is like, a lot of times I'll call him Jimmy. You know, he's K-Fave name. So, which is what I knew him as forever. So, no, there's never been a role like that at all. Oh. Oh, really? Yeah. But here's a part that will shock you though, is that, I don't know how he's doing. And I wish it did. Like, no, I'm going to. I haven't taught him a single time since he and the company

16:21went their separate ways, not a single time. We really like. Yeah. What? I haven't either. Like, the day that I found out everything, like, I will, and this is me saying this, only myself, not for where I work. The day that I found out that I immediately started calling him, no answer, I called him, no answer, I text him, nothing. I called, I text, over and over. I don't even know how many times. Probably it doesn't. And probably like 50 texts. And honestly, looking back, I probably look like a stalker. I mean, probably, like, I don't care. I wasn't trying to get like, answers on what happened or what, I just wanted to find out from my friend what the hell was going on. Because this was like somebody that I just worked with. I had known him for 26 years. Yeah. And if it makes me look weak or soft or whatever, so be it.

17:22I gave it to him. I cared. And I wanted to know he was all right. And I kept thinking that, I mean, I knew he was having a rough time. I worked with it. I thought maybe he wanted space, you know, every now and then, I try nothing, like nothing. And yeah, I mean, same here. I can't tell you the last time I actually talked to him. It's been way, it was before, because there was a time before he officially separated that he wasn't coming in. You know, after a while, glory, I started doing what I always do. I started to overthink everything. And I started wondering, like, I don't know, be completely honest. Like, was I the only one that thought we were friends? Like, because we worked together all those years. But, you know, for three or four years, we were friends before started working together. So I start like questioning myself. Like, maybe I saw it differently, you know? I don't know. And the truth is, I may never. I may not. That's sad. Uh, you know, uh,

18:23boy, my mom passed away. And when I never heard anything after that, like, from my heart, that's when I finally quit trying. Not because I was pissed off or angry or hated him or anything. Like, I just figured like, he wanted to talk to me, like, he would know how to and certainly solve my efforts. That's it. Oh, Matt. Uh, I had no idea about this. I thought y'all still talked or, um, I figured y'all would know how he was doing. I can't believe you've never heard from him. Hey, did you know what? I mean, I'm like, I'm saying, I'm asking you that, but I know, like, I mean, yeah. Uh, and before you buy twizzes into something that it is, like, I am not mad. Like, I'm not trying to start drama. I'm trying to, you know, glory. I had the question trying to answer it, you know, honestly. And like, I generally hope the, you know, one called the boy because I've known him since he was so young. But I hope the man is, is, is healthy.

19:23I hope he's happy. I hope that life is treating him well. And, you know, if, if, if he hears this or somebody sends it to him or whatever, like, I sincerely wish James, not gone old, nothing but the best. And I mean that, like 26 years is a freaking long time. I get really. Yeah. Well, thanks for answering that. I know there's a lot of listeners like me and we all want to do the same thing. Um, appreciate you taking my call. I said, but before I go, before I go, can I ask one more thing? Sure. Have you all ever thought about bringing Jeff Lewis Neil back? Now hang on a second. Lord, guys, is this Alty Lala? He is a, he is a Russian sympathizer. Lord, he's a traitor, a drug hunter. Gloria, thank you very much. Oh, I love you, love you guys. Thank you. We've been in every morning. Appreciate it. Have a live, have on the podcast. Thanks for everything you do.

20:25Yes, ma'am. Thank you. Have you talked to Mark? Have you? All right. Let me get your address. I'm going to get a writing star. I'm glad our part isn't up to us. Yeah. I got that number. Man, that was it. I mean, you get that question privately a lot. I've gotten into a lot. I have to. Listen to me, it would be public. Yeah. Well, not so much now that I got, you know, when it first happened. Again, no, but no, no, no one, you know, hand to God. No one ever said, yeah, don't say his name anymore. Just can't play anything with him on it. That, that, that happens. I don't get that honestly to be honest with you, but I can't do it. You know, I don't either. I lost that. I lost the page and I both. Fat boy part of yours, like our first eight years of our show was lost because some moments on it that decided to live a reckless life. And we lost those eight years of our broadcast. Then still lives the same. Hackers took about five years of our, I mean, literally.

21:26Literally stuff that we could, we cannot. I mean, that's the worst thing. They promise they would release it back with, you know, that didn't happen. Nothing. Anyway, all right. Yes, 1-800-774-D, I mean, like we can't sit there and like, you know, from a standpoint of like work stuff, I mean, they probably, you know, I would love to give anyone I could an update. But I will say this, when you ask it on social media, like it's kind of, to me, that's kind of, like you're trying to start something maybe. I feel like that. It's like, okay. Like, you, Matter of fact, like on X, someone would tag him in a tweet. Yeah. To me, asking how he is. And I'm like, anyway, this is, we'll tell you if you see us out, like we always say. Yeah. I mean, I had nothing from nobody. And I'm, you know, nobody is on text or anything. But like, yeah, I mean that. Like, you know. I knew there would be a separation if it ever happened

22:26as far as like, you know, like a period of not, probably not saying anything, but, I kind of, this is a long time, every day, virtually for. You know, I mean, it is, it's, it's, it's, you know, one of the bigger shocks of my life, to be honest with you. But I mean, like, I hope he's in a better place than what he was here. Because it was not fun to be around for the past year. You know, the same, well, you use the same analogy, but like, you know, with my mom, like, and I know it's just like, fifth time I missed her today or I mentioned her today. I miss her every day. Yeah. You know, we're getting ready to, the house about to be sold to, it's kind of on my mind a lot. But when, when, you know, when I miss her, I think about like, well, she, she's better off. Like, she is not hurting me. She's not hurting me. So if this was not meant to be what was to be, then I honest to God hope that he's in a better place. Yes, is the rise guys' morning show. So we've been talking to Adam. Adam is getting married here. And Lola for five weeks.

23:26And what started over a disagreement about the honeymoon is now turned into an even bigger, bigger problem. And in my personal opinion, and I told Adam this all the year, I said, Yeah, a little chat with him. You, well, I think we all three did, but it's like you, that's that nervousness in the gut, especially like, you know, probably palm them down a little bit. Yeah, you're like, God, you know, in this world where people are getting divorced left after right and right after left, whatever. It's got to be more than 50%. Oh, very much so. I think I said my cousin recently celebrated her 28th wedding and I'm like, God, like that's, you never hear of that anymore. So, he's having a premonition. A premonition. The age. I have a premonition. I have a premonition on the last page. There is a problem though. Yeah. Because you know, the whole thing with truth

24:27of consequences, you called the person in you say, Hey, I've got something to admit to you or this, that, the other. Well, with her phone, she cannot or won't answer blocked numbers or phone numbers she doesn't. She should. For this very reason, but you won't. Well, I just think it about that too. Like I, if it, my auto goes to spam, if you're not saved in my phone, feel it with boismale, And then I don't even see it till I go look. I mean, that's just... I'm like this the same way. Yeah, if it says possible scam, all right, just go and block it. If it's possible, go ahead and just block the thing. But if it's do not answer, what you have a few of those, they go straight towards you. I do, I have eight or 10 do not answer, but I forget which one's which. So it's tough. PR fat boy. So that's not true, just you. So the way we've decided to do this is, just go ahead and call her, get her on hold. She's been listening to Kelly Clarkson. Not have diarrhea, but actually... Not have diarrhea.

25:27She didn't have it. She's just singing since she been gone over and over again. So on the count of three, we'll bring Natalie on first. Okay, ready? One, two, three. And Natalie. Hi, good morning. Morning. Yeah. Were you expecting this this morning? No, no, no. Oh no, we just waken her off. Okay, let me start this off. First off, you have balls, the size of planet earth to have come on the radio and to not know why. I'm just here to tell you, we're not here to ambush you. We just wanted to hear your side because your fiance, Adam, has given us his. Adam, say hello to Natalie. Okay, babe, I'm sorry I didn't tell you first. Yeah, I'm not thrilled about that, but go ahead. This is, this is, first off, let's just start simple.

26:30Is this really about Mexico and Tulum and all the danger that possibly could, you know? Hmm, I don't know anymore. Honestly, I don't even care where we go now. See? Oh, really? Exactly. Now because it's like, it's become about how we make decisions. And what do you mean? How we make decisions? What do you mean? So Adam researches everything. Yeah, everything, you know, any smart, he is thorough, he is prepared. But it's like by the time we actually have a conversation, he has already decided what the answer is. Well, that's not like, that's strike one. All right. All right. You see, like that is what I'm talking about. And like, like, here's the first three words. And he already has his response locked loaded.

27:30Let's read me a fire. Adam, you couldn't just help yourself, could you? Yeah, I know, I'm trying. Well, keep trying. Let's, let's, let's figure this out. Natalie, when did you decide that this wasn't about just Mexico or the honeymoon? Let's not downgrade the entire country, okay? But it's not about the honeymoon. It's like when I found out he'd already spent days like looking up everything that could possibly go wrong into loom. Like, he already had the know before he even asked me why I wanted to go. Yeah. Really? Adam? No, I thought that maybe we could have a strike too. It's strike two. It's strike two. You're making a case for Adam. You really are? Okay, I'm aware. And we're kind of blessed. So it's the thing. It's like he'll tell you, he'll tell you he's just being informed or doing the research. But like, it always feels like I'm walking into a debate that he's already prepared for.

28:30What? And he's just... Do you see this like, I mean, you say with everything, but give us an another example. Like with restaurants, like, oh my God, they had one bad review versus a thousand positive ones. Yeah, basically, yeah. Like, you know, like buying a TV took three weeks, we were wedding invitations, it was like World War II paint colors. Yeah. Whether we should get a dog now, get a dog later, and use all the reasons that are then where we're gonna spend things giving more perhaps, you know. And like, where to eat on a Friday night is like what kind of waffles to buy everything becomes a discussion. And like, but it immediately turns into a competition. Okay, I don't think that that's an accurate representation. I think you struck out. Yeah, you really did. This is a good need. So you need a statistician in here. I don't think you realize you're doing it either for whatever, you know. Sometimes it's a bigger deal. Not always. I mean, I honestly think that I'm helping. Yeah, I know you do.

29:30And that is why this is so frustrating. Like, I love you. And I know you're not trying to be difficult. You're trying to convince me, but it's every single time. Well, let me ask you something, Natalie. So do you think worrying about safety makes you a controlling person? I think you should ask him that she doesn't seem to. Well, I wanted to pick, uh, well, okay, you can answer. That's for you too, Adam. This for both of you. No, I don't, I think it makes me responsible. I think we're spending thousands of dollars and I want us to come home from it safe. And you have anxiety though. Natalie, what do you think though? Don't tell her what she's got. I don't know. I don't think that he's controlling because he's worried or just because he's worried. I think it's in his major. I think he's controlling because once he has researched something, it is impossible to change his mind. He's like, as per the truth, because one would leave that. Adam. Damn it, Adam. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. No.

30:30This is my life, you guys. I'm just like serious. Let me just like off the off course here, like, do you feel as though you're two different personalities, meaning like, you know, Adam, you seem zipped up, you seem to, you know, second opinion, third of it. And there's nothing wrong with that. Whereas I feel like Natalie's more like, you know, Bohemian kind of go with the flow kind of thing. Doesn't she have her armpits? I'm just kidding about the last part. I just kidding about the last part. No, no shame on people that don't buy. I don't want to like present myself as I get flowers. You have to have everything's going to be okay. No, I'm not pretending I'm easy. Yeah. If I think I'm right, I can dig into it. But neither would have you like, I'm losing. Right, yeah, no. Ah. Yeah. So who picked the wedding venue? I did.

31:30Okay. And no arguments there? No, we argued for three weeks. Yeah. And you won, I suppose. Yes, I won. Yeah. And Adam did the world end? No. Yeah. That's interesting. Who picked the photographer? Some say photography. I did. Okay. Oh, you, oh yeah. Yeah, look at that. Yeah, we argued. We argued for two weeks. And you know what? The Lord didn't come back, Daddy. Oh, no, the world didn't end. Shouldn't the woman pick the photographer? I mean, this thing was kind of G. It's guys, dude. Let's not, that woman just said, like, no, that scab scratch. It's not, it's not. Natalie, if Adam called you this afternoon, said, fine. Let's go to Mexico. Would everything in this relationship be fixed? Be completely honest. No. Golly. And then Adam, if she called you and said, you know what? Adam, we'll go wherever you want to go. Hawaii, the big island, whatever you want to do.

32:31Would everything be, would everything be good? No, probably not. See, this ain't about the honeymoon, y'all. It's like about who blinks first. It's like you two are to stand off. Exactly. Exactly. You need to compromise. And who's going to do it? Let's, let's try some. Adam, don't, this question just from Natalie. And the time is of the essence right now. Why do you think Natalie that he doesn't want to go to, to loom, Mexico? Because I don't want to do it. And, it's like, oh my god. Okay, I know, I know, I know. I know. I know. He physically can't do it. Listen to him. Who's that? Adam. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. He physically can't do it. Listen to him. Who's that? Who's that? Honestly, what it feels like with my everyday of my life. Like he has to answer everything. Adam. It's like a neurodivergence. Like I don't even know. Okay. Adam, since you want to talk, why do you think she wants to go there so badly? Because she's wanted it for years.

33:31And she's always talked about it. She wants adventure. She wants us to have memories. Yeah. I know why she wants it. Okay. And Natalie, is that pretty fair? Yes. At his accurate. Okay. Oh. Oh. Now when she's kind of even being a little sarcastic. A little sarcastic. No, I'm not. Oh my god. I'm like, I can't win. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now. How? What's the rise guys' morning show? The rise guys' morning show. With Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down and accidentally litter. My life is like a ball band with a new brush. In fact, why? Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The rise guys' morning. 33 minute, red blush, full day. 33.3. The planet rocks. Tell me about the times capsule. Because I really, really, really don't know. I know that there was one that was a... This is the big one. Big one.

34:32This is the big, beautiful time capsule. This is one they buried in Philadelphia. One of the crime in drug-ridden cities in our... But you know, it was the first like, you know? Yeah. They drank tea and stuff, then. They massacred. That's where they signed a constitution. When are they going to open that? In 250 years from now. Wow. So nobody's going to be around for it. But they didn't tell us, you know, until now, what each state. You think the people that live in this country then, under the new country name, then? Like this? Like the people of Trapania? Well, they are... Trapania. Trapania. Is that going to be a thing? I love it. I love it. Is that why you wanted Iceland? I don't know. Is it making my own country by chance? I want to be president of a continent, not just... Not just of one country. Trapania, they find this in 250 years. They're like, what was America? I just smogled it. That's who bought Google. I just smogled it. I just smogled it. I just smogled it. And it says America was a band.

35:34Yeah. You know? How about the rest of the world putting this over for the 250? You see the eye full tower? They lit it up? Red, white and blue? That's nice. Japan. Yeah. I was like, wow. I think Mexico did it, but I mean at that point in the middle. Come on. It kind of... Oh, it's right. Well. Why, it's soccer. Kind of look the other way for a long time. Soccer, mania. It's about a summer for the red, white and blue. I went to a restaurant, but let's call it some bar because it sounds cooler. I went to a bar on Friday afternoon, a little happy hour's thing. And just people sitting there drinking watching soccer. What would you drink? I drink... No, I'd drink. No, it was... It was pretty drinks. I don't blame them. Yes, I do. It's a beer. It's called bananas and paradise. I got to can't remember the name of the freaking place. It's over there in Greer. Anyway, it's a brewery. I want to hear Bill Brooksy brewery. I have no... No, I'm not going to.

36:34I hope there's an accident, but no one gets hurt near a brewery. They're... They're a traffic examiner. Buh-buh. They see the billboards, the time broke, and I went. So are we allowed to... So we do know everything that went in. Is there one that they opened? Like, is there... Every state had a compartment. Did they get put stuff in? Right. But it couldn't be stuff that would ruin the... No leather or anything like that. Okay. Because I guess leather doesn't... He did would get mad about that. Rather stuff... It would ruin the other stuff. So you were limited on what you could contribute. But I have what each state. So I figured we'd do what our state and the local ones did. God, what did... Did we donate... What would we donate? That's a state. Also, because the gas... Now you know somebody probably tried to sneak a Confederate flag. Rebel flag. With that in Dominic. It's a South Carolina flag. Because it's like a picture like a bento box. That's our little compartment. So what... Give me an example of a state that...

37:36You know, is what they... Like, did Iowa donate an ear of corn? Like, I'm trying to figure out what kind of... Did we send them a Carolina-Ren bird to put in a box for $200? I could tell you that South Dakota gave a poetry book. Oh, okay. Dude, we gave a LP version of Crack Review by hooting the blowfish. Now we did. That would have been a lot cooler than what we gave. I'm dying to wonder. We actually gave two things. Nikki Haley. No. I put her in a box. I saw she had a nice box that I'm Morgan Wallen. I must be heard about her. I don't know. It must be her just through the whole year. She gets... Yeah. A lot of perks. Yeah, she gets perks there. She works at a Walburga. Working for Old Don the first time. Okay. So we got... For South Carolina. Yeah. Two things. A Bible. A coin. A coin. Yeah, it was a challenge coin.

38:36You know what I'm like? Like for alcoholics and onmus. It was like, you know, it was Washington, like, kind of cross-eyed on it. Yeah. Let me see what the challenge coin is. Yeah, what are they challenging them, too? This is a represents... The Game of Horses. Oh, it's a 250 coin. What did you have one? Why would we donate that? Good job, Hanky Mack. I didn't know what to give. That's a good... What do you just look around the office and you have a couple things and throw it into a bindo box or whatever you call it? Give it just one second. I find you something to put in there, so much. Oh, man. Not only do we give it 250 coin. We put a 250 pin. Pretty much the same damn thing in there. That just shows no free thought or anything. God. Blancy Graham. Who do I blame? Who do I write a letter to to complain about that? That's suck. I thought maybe tobacco, maybe some textiles. Yeah. What do we know for anymore? It's traffic. Since I'm close, because these are in alphabetical order, Tennessee.

39:38Put a poster. A 250 poster. What is this? This is shaped enough to be garbage. It's like, you know what? It's a good example of when my parents had the 25th wedding anniversary. They got all this stuff that unfortunately I got to see again when we were cleaning out the house of all these 25th anniversary engraved things that they never even used. You know what I mean? Like some kind of vase that said 25th anniversary. I didn't have their names on it. Just kind of odd, kind of like, I don't know. I don't see. I'm going to find the coolest stuff they put in there. But North Carolina put a poem and a commemorative copper disc with a state house etched in the copper. Now how much is copper going to be propelled? I know. 250 years. You're going to have a bunch of tweakers try to dig up the capsule to get the copper out.

40:38I see this Ohio put a piece of fabric from the Wright Brothers first flight. Now they're still in North Carolina's fame. I feel like somebody is going to dig it up and try to make it look like they're the metal detector. So I'm disappointed in our state for that. Well the whole time capsule sucks. Who's going to want to dig it up? I guess they have to because you know what I keep talking about. Yeah but like what they find in there is good. Well y'all were born in South Carolina. You could have had like a little lithograph of kissing cousins or something cool. Funny, you know? I'm trying to. What are we known for like around the country? Never mind the world. Like what did people think about South Carolina? What are their first thoughts? Murtle Beach probably. Do they say Maine put a bone fragment from North Atlantic white whale into theirs? Well I don't know if that's much better than what we did. I mean don't stalee Louis Vuitton sweater in there.

41:41This thing's oh now hang on a second. Somebody put I don't know who put this in. But instead of molecular data storage device with synthetic DNA containing copies of Thomas Jefferson's declaration of bitten pendants. Wow. Why would that be called synthetic DNA? I don't know. That's strange. And an audio recording in the national anthem? They must be really planning for anything to get cooked over. Like we're literally putting in stuff to... It's like a reset if something happens. Yeah. Well that's the thing in Antarctica where they have the Noah's Ark. That's what they call it, the DNA bank. And it's DNA from all the living creatures in the world. God. This time capsule sucks. But if crap hits the fan blah blah blah blah happens, then you're gonna go... So you're looking for food in Antarctica wherever you are. And you come across this thing and there's a bunch of like DNA of... Hey you're gonna recreate it? Oh God. Like who knows what to have in the future?

42:41Now you can pick if you're having a baby, you can pick what I color you want. You can pick this that and the other one. How do you do that? They manipulate it with the IVF. Like you can pick features. God. That's weird. Do you see the family that got it mixed up? So when she got implanted it was somebody else's sample. And they said they're gonna keep the kid anyway. Well yeah. Well they had to tell the other parents, hey we mixed the samples up. So it shouldn't be like a... You kind of... That's their kid. You gotta get back to it. Wow. But the other parents like I would crew with it. I would crew with it? You can keep it. Those parents didn't stay in school, did they? I'm gonna... I'm gonna crew with it? I said, hey you had a kid. You had a kid. You take a kid. You're gonna be the guy on the cup again? Man, that's weird. So if you found out like, oh this kid's gonna have red hair and probably get bullied for the rest of his life, you could change it. Baby's on the man, yeah you could.

43:42So that would maybe cut down on the portions. That's the thing. Nobody ever talks about, you know, selecting, like it's always the abortion angle of it. Right. The IVF is, I mean look, that's just as controversial, right? But that's okay if you create it. I know. It's weird with that. Like some people, you know, the... Have you ever been aborted? Your call's next. Oh my God. The, well the, the Amish, you know, they will, you know, certain types of electricity, electronic stuff they will not use at all. They want, some of them wants, you know, certain religions won't even go to a doctor. You tell me the Amish are not using miter sauce and I mean come on. They're hands-solving all this stuff still. I don't know how the hell they build all them buildings around the world without power tools. How are they free of dry and the bananas for the banana chips if they don't use it the hydrator? Which you have to plug in. There you go. Wow. Plus all the leather stuff they do.

44:43You gotta cut the leather. Oh yeah, but you don't need the power to do it. Oh yeah, you're gonna cut it with a hands-sol? They did back in the day. They like to tell you they did. Well, shoot. Don't trust the Amish. Think about making a, think about being a horse and they come, they have a seat made out of a skin of another animal. They're gonna put on your back and you got it and then this, oh my God. Cowboys gonna rot around on it. That's gay. This is the Rise Guys Morning Show. If you just joined us, Alley's on hold right now. You think I'm gonna get in trouble for that? Definitely damning. Okay. Somebody else probably don't let you. Someone's helping. Yeah. Right. Alley hasn't talked to her. What's she's talked to him? She's been separated from her husband for a couple weeks, living with her sister. And she found some, it was, she sent letters, one letter, the ex fiancé of her husband. They broke up. She's moving back to South Carolina.

45:43And she wants to do War of the Rose, which we've not done in a while. And I can't wait to, I am nervous. I really am. I really am because it's been a while since we've done it. Alley, are you sure you wanna do this? I mean, the future of this relationship could really blow up in your face with hundreds of thousands, if not by the end of the week, a million people would have heard this. Oh yeah, I promise. I mean, yeah, I am absolutely sure. All right. Fatboy Mutor up. Alley, don't say a word until he tells us who he wants to bring to dinner, okay? All right. Well, she's muted. All right. I said, dang it. Hang on a second. I gotta look this up. All right. Paige, I wish me luck. I wish you luck. Wish me. Devil Damme. Devil Dam, this rain in the afternoons. I'll tell you. Although, you know, people who work outside love it. And soda flowers. Yeah. And we see it. Cleanse up all the residue from the firecrackers.

46:44I want my basil not to wilt, so let it pour. Oh, Paige, there you have it. All right. Hello. Hey, is this Simon? Yes, it is. Who's calling? Simon, good morning. My name's Nick Dipples. I'm calling from Greenville Restaurant Weekend. Did I catch you at OK time? Yeah, I guess so. OK, excellent. Excellent. OK. So, what's audacity? My phone, it says, A-U-D-A-C-Y? Oh. Simon? I am so sorry. My silly chubby little assistant here is supposed to block out the number for the big surprise. You simply cannot find good help these days. Devil Damme into hell. Simon, I apologize about that. Oh, no problem. I mean, what's the surprise? What's the surprise? Well, do you find yourself to be a lucky guy? Do you win things?

47:45No. Yes and no. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Well, again, Simon, I am Nick Dipples. And on behalf of Greenville Restaurant Weekend, I'm calling with some good news. Over the last year, you've apparently dined one of our participating Greenville Restaurant Weekend restaurants. And your name was randomly selected for our grand opening VIP experience. Congratulations. Seriously? Really? Seriously. Does Simon says this is freaking awesome or what? Yeah. Is your name? Yeah. It's awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Congratulations. OK. Thank you. You've won an exquisite Romanic dinner for two at Greenville's newest fine dining destination, Parle Vue Gale Restaurant. Yeah. I'm sorry. Can you say that again? Where is it? Parle Vue Gale Restaurant. Yeah. OK. I'm sorry. I've never heard of it.

48:45Is it downtown? Is it in Greenville? Most people haven't. It doesn't officially open until 8-1. Oh, OK. I got it. Yeah. So Chef Clark Hendrix is invited only 25 couples. That equals just 50 people before opening night. So it's going to be one of them. It's going to be one of them. Wow. Yeah. The restaurant is located atop Bonsocours, well, in a Serena. I'm sorry. The restaurant is on top of the arena. Yeah. That's correct. You've got a restaurant on the top of the arena. There is now one. They put it in after the NCAA women left town. Wow. OK. I had no idea. Very few people do. The elevator is hidden behind what appears. It really appears to be a janitor's closet. If you remember back in history, it's how Stain got up in the rafters on Nitro that time. Yeah. No, you're kidding. Well, I'm not in Liberty to discuss the janitor. No, we're in Liberty. It's real. It's real. I'm not in Liberty to discuss the janitor or the stinger.

49:47But it's like a spiky-z club 33 Disney thing. It's really cool. So you're going to love it. It sounds great. That's hilarious. Chef Hendrix prefers mystery. Yeah. He loves it. Yeah. I guess so. All right. So I want to reserve your table. I'm glad. Because you know what? People don't answer the phone anymore when it says a weird name like Oducity or whatever this said down yours. Would Friday, August the seventh work? That would be eight seven. You know what? You know what? Yeah, I think that should be fine. OK. That'll work. Now, actually, any food allergies? Can you gobble on some nuts? No. Yeah. I mean, yes, yes, I can. And no, no allergies. OK. I can gobble. Yeah, sure. I can gobble nuts. OK. They're going to change a script, dude. That's weird to say. Is it not Nick? Is window seating OK? Window seating? Absolutely. Wonderful choice.

50:47The sunset overlooking downtown Greenville is unbelievable. I will warn you, though. Don't look toward the downtown post. Will you be celebrating anything special? Oh, you know, it's it'll just be spending. Yeah, spending and eating together. OK, I'll like that, you know, at least you didn't bullcrap me. It's say, oh, yeah, it's a birthday. It's a thing. No, no, no. So what we're going to do is some special time. Yeah. That's great. It's time and what we're going to do is we're going to prepare a personalized place card for the weekend. Yeah. Yeah. And what we're going to do is we're going to prepare a personalized place card for you and your guest. I have you a Simon that's S-E-M-E. No, no, no, Simon, S-I-M. OK. Oh, N. OK. Not yet. S-I-M-O-N, sorry. OK. I was spying S-E-M. OK. No, no, no, no, just I. OK, I'll tell you, Simon. What's crazy is your name in Jamaica means yes, sir. You get it? See, Ma?

51:47That's crazy. Anyway, what's the first name of the lucky person joining you for this amazing romantic dinner? Oh. May I have a minute? It's going to be my wife. It's going to be my wife, Ali. Ali. OK. A-L-L-Y. Ali. Beautiful. I love her bank, by the way. OK. Yes, Ma'am. I have it now. Anything you want written beneath her name, you know, something in her name. Sweet. Can't wait for dessert, and you know, blah, blah. No, no, no. About something like, thanks for sticking with me. I love you. Something in this short and sweet circle. Very nice. Yeah, OK. One more question. If Chef Clark Hendrick's word to ask what makes Ali so special, what would you tell him? Oh, wow. There's so much. He will infuse this into the food.

52:47Well, I don't know how you get. She's my best friend. She's the funniest person I know. I'm stubborn, so that makes her stubborn, and our stubbornness works together with each other. Simon, you know what's great? There's actually someone who's been listening to this. Who's that? Go ahead. Go ahead. Ali. Hi, Simon. Hi. Hi. What? I don't know. She's not at the restaurant here with me at Odyssey, if that's what you're talking about. OK. I don't know. I'm not sure what's going on here. Ali, go ahead. Yeah. I'm here. Actually, guys, can I can I tell him? That's what I want you to do. Oh, please. Hi, sis. OK. Simon, you're on the radio right now. Actually, this is the rise guys on 93.3.

53:50Please don't be mad. Please do not be mad. I want to. Oh, wow. We're on the radio right now. Yeah. OK, I legitimately didn't. I think God, I didn't swear. Hi. Well, me too. Thank you. You might have during the break. You're welcome. You're welcome. Now, let's just so you know, you know, she told us a lot about what was going on. And the letter came in the mail and all this stuff. But it sounded to me what you said there, the things you wanted to say, like what you said, you wanted to thank her for sticking by you and you love her and all this stuff. Yeah. And you didn't know you were on the radio. You were saying that to a stranger. You were saying that to Nick Dipples from Greenhall Restaurant Weekend. So we believe you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes.

54:50All of it is 100% true. Yeah. Well, then why didn't you tell me everything? Because I thought if I, I thought if I ignored her, she'd go away. And then when she'd call, I wouldn't answer and then she let the voicemail. And then I deleted it because I didn't want to sit on my phone. And then it was like, then she found me on Facebook. And then I thought if I accept her friend request, she'll see, oh, I'm married and she'll leave me alone. But then I would, you know, she just kept contacting me and I tried the end of it. I'm not a very confrontational person as you know. Right. So I tried, I tried to end the conversation without an argument. Now that I'm saying it out loud and looking back, I know it's a very bad look. And I'm just, I'm sorry. I handled it. You are my life and I handled it totally wrong. I mean, thank you for saying that.

55:50It really, really hurt. I know. I know it's hiding in the bathroom all the time. It sounds like. No, I hope not. And then after you went to your sisters, I blocked her number. I blocked her on Facebook. She's gone. I don't want her. I want you. It's a million times over. Please come home. Okay, babe. All right. Is that okay? Really? You're coming home? Yeah, I miss you. I want to come home. I just needed to know that we were in a good place. We are in a guy. Trust me. Trust me. I love you. We're in a good place. All right. God, I, she is, I don't know if she's a worker. What's happening right now? But like this is muffled. Page is crying right now, I think. Bus? Yeah. Simon, leave for it right now. Go home to your bride. You really should. Leave. You know what? I think I will. Yeah.

56:50Yeah. It's about enough mush, guy. I know. I was ready to hate this guy too, but I believe it. No, I know. I'm sorry, I wasn't going to mention it. I know. You're coming. Seriously? Go home, go home to this woman. She's going to meet you there. This is the rise, guys. Morning, Cheryl. The bust. The bust. The bust. The bust. The bust. The bust. The bust. Damn, damn. Damn. Damn. And now it's time for the best. The bust. Damn. Audio. Woooo. Yeah, we're boys. We got some good stuff today. Yeah, man. Yeah. I think it was stuff that's so good, though. Man, man. He might have wet himself. Oh, hang on a second. Do you think he isn't left me a message? Let me look, you got to have keys to get back in up here. So yeah, I don't have a message. I know. I assume he brought his keys with him. There he is. Hey, they got that boy. I'm wondering. Howdy. I didn't get a message. Woohoo. I said, we had clips so good that you might have wet yourself. Oh, that talk got it mixed-cited.

57:52Actually, long story. I went to Fistville and... Oh, you got to check it out. You got to get a shirt. You have to get one. I went there. That's all I got was this Lousy T-shirt. That's all you got. Why don't you kick it off with a little court. A little court audio. A court audio. I guess you'd call it a court interview, maybe. Well, if you shut the F up, you might just... I'm excited. You are a little talky-talky. I'm excited for you. I know. I need a noun. Nobody ever said that a teammate on a football team, hey, you're playing too hard today. I got it. I got it. It's just before after court. Down there. This is what you call a deposition. Okay. A deposition. And... You know what? Here's what we'll do. This guy's face is very famous, but it's his voice. Let's see if Paige can figure out who is speaking in this deposition before... I wait a minute, Fab-Boy. Do they even say anything? I don't think they do do. I think this is the...

58:53Let me write it down. I got a description for it. And then we'll see if this is... Is it... is it egg? Is it that one? Is that what he says in that one? Is it... That says penis. Yes. Okay. Yes. Egg-shaped. Yeah. I apologize. I went to the bathroom. I get back in here. Why is he leaving right now? Well, I know. I had to go. Sir, according to the police department's probable comment, the department's probable cause affidavit. One witness described. Your penis is oval-shaped. And claim was... It was thick towards the bottom. Nice. But was thin and small towards the... portion. And called it egg-shaped. Those are not my words I apologize. But as Mr... Now, John. As Mr. Critten has stated that this is an... Alright. I'm willing to continue. I... I said I'm willing to continue. The person being... Would it be deposited? I don't know what you call it in a... Desp...

59:53Desp... Deposition. Deposition. Deposition. Deposition. Deposition. Actually. They're being depried. Do you know who that was? I... I couldn't make it out. Well, you can tell. I mean, he didn't speak. But do you know what that... Deposition was from. If I had to guess, we might have mentioned them earlier. Yes, we did. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, gosh. Yeah. How long? I think it was where it was, you know, it was being told to them by one of the accusers. And they were, I guess, trying to find out if the... If it wasn't they... I don't know how they would do that in court, though. Like, do they send the judge into the John Weithman? They can go with the baila. Well, is he take a selfie of his... I think he took a picture of Harvey Weinstein during the whole thing. And they had the... I think they showed it to the jury. Like, you know, like him naked from the waist down. You know, it's crazy because like... What you may call it. And he was rapist. Stormy Daniel, she described Trumps.

1:00:54Yeah, mushroom. See? Yes, she did. Why don't you do this for your page? All of them kinda do. I mean, if yours does it, I'd see a doctor after four weeks. I don't have one. She did describe it. But I can't remember if it was... She was deposed, too, right? Yeah. And she had to talk about it. Deposed, that's the word. I like D.P. better. It's not deposited. It's deposited. Yeah. How about when he says this is done? This lawyer should like, you know what? This is a journey. He just looks over to lawyer. Who's not on the camera? Epstein should have been like, you know what? I'll answer it. I'll even show you what it looks like. You'd like... Drop trial. I really don't know what they would do to... Maybe that's why they deposed Bill Clinton. That's Kim Wood at work. God, when the Clinton interview on the whole thing, he was laughing when he said... I know! The picture of him in the dress. Yeah, but the thing about it is, if you watch that whole thing, if you like, watch it on... You know, you change the speed on videos now. You watch it. He drinks every four seconds.

1:01:55Like, that's the big telltale sign with him. He's constantly drinking. His mouth's getting dry. He's drinking, he's drinking. Hillary was the one who literally was like... I'm mad at my husband right now, but I can't say it right now, because we ain't really been married in like 25 years, but I still have to act like... It's like Vince McMahon and Linda McMahon were for years. Well, you know she's pissed, because she got her term, but she never really got it, you know, and it kind of blew it. Right. He made it all the way. He's up there just kind of... But when he... When his lawyer tried to take the picture away, he grabbed it and was laughing at it. I remember that. That's ridiculous. That was me in the dress. He said he'd never seen it before. It is odd how they... How people can be so vile, and that's okay. I don't know. It sickened me. I don't know. But here's the question I have though. Is if... If Paige ever had a one night stand. Come on. Serious question. Not with a stranger. But that's what that is, right?

1:02:55Yeah. Is it? I've never gone to a bar, Matt. Is it a one night stand? If Paige and I just give do it after the Christmas party, and they go back to work and never do it again? I think it is. Or does she hooks up with a gay friend? She ghosted me, maybe. But then she saw me at work and it nothing happened. I mean, I have... She was wearing that blue dress, I see. It's part of my costume. I have had an indiscretion one night with somebody. Okay. Could you... But I knew him. Could you tell me what it looked like? Don't, but could you? Yeah. Okay. Wow. I feel like she really wants to, but... Draw it on me. No, he was very... Very, very... Describe it to AI, and I'll see what it looks like. She said it was handsome. Yeah. So, we know there's a language barrier in this country. I screwed this up by not being in here on time. I've got... Well, the quipi in so much. And it's coming... It's making a bunch of water, guys. This is coming from an overweight, prediabetic. Okay. There's a language barrier. So, when you come here, some stuff you just don't know. So, as she trying to say to him,

1:03:56Skirtmarked or Skidmarked? Skirtmarked. Oh. He's having a little trouble. Have you ever heard of a Skidmark? What do you... Skirtmarked. Skidmarked. Skidmarked. Skidmarked. No, not Skidmarked. Skidmarked. Skidmarked. Skidmarked. Skidmarked. So, you don't know what a Skidmark is? Skidmarked. No. Okay, ask Siri. Oh, you're Siri. Aha. AI Girl. Can I know what that means? Skidmarked. And he has a skirt. Skidmarked. It says Skidmarked. With a D. You're listening, listening, listening. The next time you can say, Skidmarked. What the f*** is a Skidmark? Because I know. I never, I never... Don't say you've never had a Skidmarked before. That's a lie. No, I have a Skidmark. I know that. But it's enough for that. It's enough for Mickey Puth. You had a wedgie.

1:04:57I don't know what the f*** is way. It's way. What? Oh, I was having 90 days of your answer. I don't think so. That's fine. That's fine. She's really, you know, drilling them on S marks, if you will. Skidmark. Skidmark. Skidmark. There's no way I'd bore it. I'm telling you. What does this Skidmark? What does Skidmark? What does Skidmark? It says it's like, if we get together with those folks and they could make fun of the way we took, like, I... Oh. But then, my feelings get hurt. Yes, my ruins. You'll make fun of my accents. I don't know. I don't know. Sound like that. Just get married. That's what brings us together, man. Come on. It kinda does. I mean, it really, really, really does. Canning marks. This is... We're making fun of people with more accents today. I just realized the theme. We've got a whole theme. Well, this one here is rough. This video went viral as hell. Why is it so rough? Everywhere because it happens at a dollar general in Hodges, South Carolina. Shout out Greenwood. I'm not Google this simply because you said that yesterday.

1:05:59I want to hear it when everybody else does. Would it be fighting over something? I'd cut a lot of it out. And I'll tell you the bleeps you hear. Obviously, you know, the bleeps that we like to bleep. You know, you'll get a sense for the cuss word. Right. I'll just tell you straight up the other bleeps or racial slurs. Oh, okay. Then I couldn't elude to. So I just straight up bleeped them. So were they people of different races fighting or was it of the same race? So different races? Okay. That's where it's bad. There's a lady who, uh, black ladies working at the dollar general running the cashier. The lady in line is a white lady who's, you know, raising hell and making some accusations. Uh, and she got a little feisty. But, uh, here you go. Shout out Greenwood. This dumbass black bitch just hit me with a f***ing can in this dollar general. Is that what a f***ing say is? Man, I'm f***ing mad. I'm gonna change it. Okay. Hit me with a f***ing man. I'm gonna change it. I'm not f***ing on. On. Behind the f***ing register.

1:06:59He had the bitch's work here. And I'm not f***ing leaving. You heard that, girl? That's because I tried to get his can of mountain blues and she ripped them and they broke. So I spun you back across Canada. She's wanting to hit me. Hit me with a f***ing drop. Talk it to your wifey. You got the f***ing dead meat. You can roll the can. I can't. You had an answer. You had a weird time. You hit me. You hit me. You've done the s***. ATE Fe income rate is poundg it? That can be you on her. I don't get- What is that s***? So somebody, she's on the phone I guess with theiesz with the cot. Maybe I don't know. So somebody else's video and your her? Yeah, somebody's video on the whole thing. I don't know if the lady or whoever's channeling which was a dumb explanation. She says the word the slur and that lady, that's when she says whatever or your son Hey! One of you these things. Oh yeah, yeah. And then you know, kind of gets. So was the lady that said that, I have to ask this,

1:07:59was the lady who said that black? Now the black lady works at the store. So the only black person was the lady who works at the store. God. The white ladies in the line. And we don't see the hurling in the mountain do's or whatever, you know. Right, of course. I didn't see her arm get hit. Orm. Sounded like the lady lived in the board. But it got to the point where it spreads to where, was find out who she is, where she lives, where she works, that type of situation. Cause that's how those go now. This is weird when you get into an argument with somebody. Like we see with our eyes, obviously. I just don't like wonder when blind people get into arguments. What do they call each other? Cause they, right? Like what did you used to look like? Like when why people get into our office, you ginger, you and then you know, we have the same color here. You Catholic. Oh, you SEC fan. Like you'll find a way to break down something visual or some characteristic. You pick her what? But what, what a blind people do. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now.

1:08:59How? The Rascals morning show. The Rascals morning show. With Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down and accidentally litter. Pete. My life is like a ball band with a new brush. In February. Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The Rascals morning. 93 minute red blush full day. 33.3. The planet rocks. Uh, you know what? I was not going to start with this one first because I usually don't like this name. But we'll do it. Steve, good morning. How are you? How you doing? Hey, morning guys. Hey, I'm doing good. I'm driving to meet my wife. I figured I'd call you all before I got here to blow off a little steam. Oh, oh god. Oh, let me guess. No, Suisse, I'm going to meet my wife. I felt like I heard air quotes in that. So you're going to force court? Is that what we're doing? No. Go into the plastic surgeon's office.

1:10:00Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. For you or for her? Well, for her. No man, go call in and talk about that. I think I did. I'm getting some filler put in. I'm getting a Brazilian. You getting your butt lifted, sir? Maybe it. No, god. This is going to be like facial reconstruction or something now. We've talked crap. Hi. Hi. Everything OK, though, for real? Oh, yeah. No, she's fine. This is voluntary. OK. What? Oh, voluntary. So she is doing, is she going back to 35 or whatever it is? Well, trying to face lick. Face lick. What? I had a dog bit. I had a dog bit. I really did. She's getting a face. So wait a minute. She's all this at once? Well, consultation today and surgery later, assuming she gets her way. You don't want to see her right? Not really. I think we're getting too old for this crap.

1:11:01Oh. How old a guy? How old are you? If I may ask. Well, we're both in our mid 60s. God, you don't sound it at all. Do I sound 50? Do I sound 50 to you, Steve? Because he is. I'm 50. I'm 50. Yeah. 50 years old. You do not sound that old. Do you look that old, Steve? Do you think? You're harder? Do you look mid 60s or? Who me? No. Yeah. So you think. That's my story and it's sticking to me. There you go. So you think that, I mean, what age is appropriate for plastic surgery? Because that's when, like, you know, that's, I swear, I say it all the time. And I think people think it's bulls, bulls, bulls, stud. Bulls, but I feel so bad for women and the way that they're held to this different standard than men, you know, with the look stuff. Like they say a man, a little gray makes him look more rugged, more mature, wrinkles on a man. Don't you sample me?

1:12:01Yeah. Sometimes. But then a woman, you know, like you're talking about bailin', the mom on that, she's, of course, she's beautiful, Julie. But then the second season she come back and she's got the lips going, you know? And like, what? What do you see that makes this right here look good? Men love it. I don't. You don't like it? I mean, it's just the top. I can't tell if she's just like, it's got to do the sales. But you want to kiss right now or you just, it's that's the way you lips look on top. I want to get my other, I forgot. Don't do that. You look goob-rish. Okay. And Steve wants to talk. Steve, you're both in mid-60s at, and, I mean, you're fine with her, right? Like you, you're, you know, you like, oh, well, yeah, yeah, sure, you know, but at some point, you just got to let nature win a few rounds, you know what I mean? Now look, I hate to bring this up. And I don't want to be disrespect. Oh god. But oh boy. He said this show too much. He knows what's coming. Do you think she needs a face lift?

1:13:01No, man. You see, she looks great. And that's what's driving me crazy. Oh yeah. But, but, but, you know, I don't want to be too nosy here, but like, did she feel that from you though? Like, you tell her like, honey, listen. Oh, every, every day for 40 years, I told her this morning. Yeah. And what she happened. I mean, what you say. Well, she's standing in front of the mirror, pulling the skin back on her face. Oh god. This look better. What did you say? That's it. I can't tell the difference. See, that's the wrong answer though. I hate to what you said then. Pull her skin back. You know what I mean? You're under phrase right? Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that's the wrong answer. I suppose. Well, there's just not a right answer to that question. You know, she got mad and said, well, this is why I need you at the consultation. You don't pay attention. Yeah. She can bust your balls good on that one. Yeah. Yeah. So, well, you could, you could get a remedial husband school if that was available.

1:14:03Is this her first plastic surgery? Oh hell no. No, you started around 30. Oh, really? What, like, with the boobs? Well, no, it's job first. She hated her nose and she was a teenager. So, I supported that. I remember when I found out that was called Rhino Plasty. I was like, I'd seen that word, but never knew what it meant. What does that mean? It's getting horn on it. I didn't know. I was like, what's she going to get at a unicorn? So, okay. So, I'm going to make a nose job at 30. All right. And then, where did we get? What did we do for 35? Or boobs. Boobs. Okay. Still supportive. Oh, it was the aesthetically. Oh, okay. And when was that around the same time? Yeah, I was around mid 30. So, we were done having kids and she wanted them done. You know, I had no objection. Right. I wonder now, because you know, a lot of women don't breastfeed now. Not other adults, at least.

1:15:04I don't like it. Well, they look down upon that. But, you know, the thing about, you know, they will do it in more of a kind of physical, not physical, but they know they're school, right, they're boobies. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's the choice of the... Okay. So, you're talking about your lovely wife. She's going today to get a consultation on... I wrote this, she had a nose job at 30. She got her boobs done afterwards. Did we ever say what she was going in for today for? It will, for a consultation. Oh, just a consultation. Yeah. So, you want to blow off some steam. You have... Is the steam that you want to blow off? Is it the money? Or is it... You want her to see what you see and you think she's perfect? Oh, you know, we've made a couple of adjustments, you know. It's both financially and emotionally.

1:16:06Yeah. Like, has your attitude changed about this over time? Like, now you're like, honey, you're going too far with it? Well, you know, yeah. It's like I said a while ago, you got to let nature take a couple of rounds, you know. Yeah, she's... When she hit 50, she discovered injections, you know, Botox fillers. She's kept it up ever since. Does that bother you that she gets fillers and stuff like that? Well, it didn't until I tried it. You got Botox too? Yeah, once. She talked me into it five or six years ago. So, why the hell did you get it? Well, she kept pointing out the lines between my eyebrows. I know, right here. I was in a relationship a year ago with a young lady who worked at a plastic surgeon. And she brought it to my attention that I had an 11 on my forehead. Did you get it done?

1:17:07No, so I got Botox one time. I told you all this. I'm not going to lie, but I had it done. And I couldn't tell really any difference. Only based off what she said. But I think because she was in that sales mode. Not to me, per se, because I didn't know. But like, we snuck in on Friday night and then I was just kidding. But anyway, she talked you into doing it. And she pointed this out so you tried it. So obviously you didn't care for it. No, I hated it, man. Yeah. Yeah. Do I? I mean, you have to consistently do it if you want to do Botox. Yeah. And it stays in your body. I felt like I was wearing a little bit of a mask or something. You know what I mean? No. You face filled. Did you wife like it? Well, yeah, she loved it, you know, naturally. Of course, yes, she would.

1:18:08Yeah. And then one day, one afternoon, my granddaughter fell off the swing set. And, um, you know, but everybody was running toward her. I'm worried sick. I catch my reflection in the patio door. And I look, I look like I'm waiting on an oil change. You know, my expression didn't change. Like your face was not matching the situation. No, man. My granddaughter's crying. My wife was panicking. I'm standing there looking mildly inconvenienced. How long did that last? No, months. I spent about four months waiting for my forehead to come back. Did it ever come back? Well, no. My wife tried to schedule another appointment. God. Did that change the way you looked at what she had been doing or what she's doing now? Well, yeah, completely. I realized that I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting getting older. That's true. What would she say to that though? Well, that's because he only did it once.

1:19:09Oh, you know, the little she does. You said them, paints like they'll get you with one. It's like people who change their gender. It's like if you stop taking those pills, they can't. They don't know what's going to happen to your body. You go over my grow back. I don't know. Steve. I come back. So now she wants that you said the face lift and the neck lift. The money. I can't imagine. That's got to be a toll. Well, you know, yeah, we can afford it. Oh, yeah, look at Steve here. Money bags. You worry about the surgery though? I guess. Well, yeah, I mean, we're older now. Recovery is in as easy as it is. That's what I'm thinking. Yes, is the rise, guys. Morning, show. You want to. Man, I don't want to do anything like crazy heavy yet. I'm in a good mood. You know what I mean? Okay. Okay, well then, let's uh. Okay, let's talk to Kelly. We'll talk to Kelly. Kelly. Kelly. Kelly. Good morning. Welcome to the rise, guys.

1:20:09Is this your first time calling in? Good morning. Hey, guys. Hey, hey. It is. What can we do for you on this? I don't know where you are, but dreary and nasty. It's rainy. It's rainy. Yeah. It's rainy. And I need some advice because I've been dating this guy for about three months now. And I just found out something about him that has just completely thrown me off. Well, what happened? What did he do? What did you do? Well, okay. His name's Mike. He's a great guy. Oh, boy. He's funny. He's smart. He treats me well. Everything's really, I mean, everything's been going great. Yeah. She said his name is Mike. I'm not mock. Lord God. I've got two guesses already. One, he was born a woman or two as a last name. Stop. He's a last name as Hunt. The latter. Well, he sure doesn't want to say, oh, this is my boyfriend, Mike Hunt. You know what I'm going to do? Why not? He should be Michael. Yeah. It's pretty much that long.

1:21:09Okay. What's the issue here then, Kelly? Well, Mike is bald. Okay. I mean, this is Mike is bald. It's not really an issue. Well, except I found out he's not actually bald. He's shaved. What do you mean? Okay. So I'm at his house over the weekend. I'm looking through old pictures. And he's got a full head of hair. So before he lost his hair, he had hair. Well, that's what I thought. Okay. So I'm in Lala land here. I don't, I'm not following here. What do you mean? Okay. He told me that he still has all of his hair. Oh, no. I don't know what that means. It's three months. Three months. I've never seen him up here. He literally saves it every day. So like, yeah, but I mean, can you see like, like a recession?

1:22:09I guess you would call it like a receipt. Like, is he doing this on purpose? He saves it every day. So wait, wait, wait. You're telling us he's voluntarily bald on purpose. That is exactly, exactly. You know, first off, that's weird. You've got to have the right head to be able to do that. You know, like, like, I got a dent on this side of the head. I don't know what it's like. It's all fine. Them trying to pull me out or whatever. But like, it's, I'd look like I was in an accident. I mean, I really do. I feel like build or voluntarily bald though, is a phrase. I gotta say, it's almost like the new words for homeless or like displaced or whatever. I've never heard that one before. Neither had I. Yeah. And it's really bothers you at this point. Well, not because he's bald. Well, okay. So it bothers you. Why does it bother you then, I guess, I'm asking. Because, okay.

1:23:09If you have hair, I think you should have hair. Yeah. I mean, it sounds a little ridiculous, right? I mean, I don't know. I know it does sound ridiculous. I mean, a little, like if you don't like, let's say, okay, I'm going to be very broad with this. Let's say that you're dating someone that their mom was from this side of the world and dad from this side of the world. And they just don't like the texture of their hair. So they shave it off. I've got a great example I could say right now, but I won't do it. I mean, it is a little ridiculous, but what? I feel like I'm dating a version of him that he created. I mean, there's been no signs that man's head was made to be bald. But then I see these pictures and he's got a version of him. A hair. What do you mean a version of him? What do you mean a version of him? Everybody, I posted a picture of the own father's day of me and my daddy from 2005.

1:24:15I want to say, and I'm cool. Several people are like, I didn't know you just had a go-to at one point. And I was like, oh yeah, this is the new me. I quit shaving altogether. Not just quit shaving. That's different. He told, so when I brought it up, he told me that he started shaving it because people treated him differently. He said they took him way more seriously. He felt more confident that women liked it. Yeah, okay. Oh, women. Oh, no. Okay. He's right. So he's basically optimized himself. Yeah. I'm just called self-improvement, if you will. Yeah. I mean, is it? That's re-balling. Well, I mean, kind of, like, why would, you know, okay, a great example. I know someone who works from home. She gets up every day and goes and puts on makeup. Thank you. And why? And she's not even on like video stuff. She's just sitting there like coding and doing all this math. It just gives you structure. It gives you structure. But it clears you as a face under that makeup.

1:25:17Okay. Sure. Okay. Have you mentioned this to any of your girlfriend or sister? Yeah. I mean, unfortunately. Oh, oh. Well, I got some feedback. Yeah. One friend called him cause play ball. Oh, God. God dang. That's funny, right? Yeah. So, again, let's be that now. Yeah. Another said that, you know, he, I don't know, another said something that really got into my head. Oh, here we go. Speaking of his. Yeah. Speak that. Okay. She said, you didn't find out Mike has hair. You found out that Mike is making a daily decision to not have hair. God. I feel like I hear James Lipton saying that. I feel like I'm very, very dramatic way to put that. But I mean, she's not wrong. It's kind of making it worse though. Sounds like he woke up and made a choice. And he has been every day. Have you, you know, Greenville Braves had a player named Mike Kelly, which is so strange back

1:26:23in the 90s. Have you told Mike Kelly any of this? Oh, it's kind of like that. About his, his chrome dome. No. Don't good. Don't. Don't tell him. Yeah. I mean, why does Donald had to explain it without sounding crazy? Are you attracted to him or is that something? Oh, she's dating a guy she thinks is ugly. Yeah, God almighty. I mean, it kind of sounds like that. Like, no. No. No. I know. I think you should. Try to explain it without it not sounding crazy. Like, for us that don't see Mike, like, when I, the way you're describing him, I think of it as a way to explain it. Like, let's Luther. Yeah. You know, or like Jeff Bezos, some evil, some bitch. Oh, so you go, oh, you go hack man, Luther, not the, not Heisenberg Luther. No, yeah, no. I don't, I don't any my, like, Luther. No. No. Okay. So I just want to explain it without it. Well, for me, it just, it almost feels like a lie. Like a lie. Stop.

1:27:23Oh, come on. I'm, well, I'm serious. Well, I have, I mean, where are the colors, where are the colors, Aaron? Women's names. Yes. They got it. Because I, because I found out by accident, I mean, I just feel like that's something you tell somebody. I don't know why you would tell somebody that though. Because it's real, it's relevant information. Oh, it's not like he's hiding anything from you or not. Disclenacy. Why, exactly. Like, why is it relevant? Because if you're intentionally making yourself look completely different than your natural looks, I just think the person you're dating should know. Okay. You know, you make up then. Yeah, right? Well, yeah, you kind of treat it like he's lying about his identity, like his name's not really a mic or whatever, you know? Right. Well, not that bad. Yeah, but it's kind of close, so you got it met. Like, this is like, I don't know. I never thought about that before. Closer than everybody else wants to admit. Yes. Let me ask you this. Kelly, if that is your real name.

1:28:23Because I had, no, look, she's getting one. I knew it. You ain't gonna come on here and say his name and your name, you're probably a Grimble Brace fan, isn't it? Throwback. Tomorrow we're gonna talk to Steve about his girlfriend Avery. Yeah. Oh. If Mike caught wind of this and said, oh gosh, I'm gonna grow my hair back out tomorrow. What would happen then? You're not gonna be a straightener. Yeah. I think I would find him more attractive. Oh. You're a baldest. You don't like baldest. You said that. That is when you have hair and you're not what this is about. Exactly what it is about him. What it is. I got to talk to you. Who is you? Listen, I liked him when I thought that he was naturally bald. But now that you know that he, but now you know he has hair and. Well, right. Yeah, I'm now you want the hair. You like this? I want the hair, Mike. There it is. There it is. I've seen it. I'm a fairer. I'm a fairer. I think once my husband decided that he was just gonna shave it all off, because he was

1:29:27going lighter on the top, I think he looks super hot. Why not just get some, get a Snapchat filter. They have one on there. I made Fat Boy have a big black afro a couple weeks ago. You did. Almost got canceled for two. Take a picture of Mike and get the hair. Can't I just ask him to see it once, like grow it all out? What? Don't you think that's a bad ass? Why don't you buy different wigs from him? No, paycheck. Gaze it up. I don't know. I don't cry much, but damn. Like this is the rise guys morning show. Let me get through this. Can't take it. It's me. You're in the artificial intelligence. You know what? You just pick a line and I'm going. I don't have that screen. So pay says line three. Rise guys, who's this on line three? Good morning. Hey, this is Greg. Hey, Greg. What's up? Well, you know, I was listening to that woman talking about her boyfriend, you know, Mike, the whole hair guy thing. All the voluntary bald guy. Yeah, yeah, that's the one.

1:30:27All right. What did you think about that? What else? You know, first I was laughing like everybody else, right? Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. Yeah. So honestly, I almost didn't call because I didn't want to be the guy that ruins the joke. You didn't want to be yet. Here you are, Greg. Here you are. We appreciate the sacrifice there, Greg. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, I was laughing too, but like the more that I listened, the more I started thinking about a buddy of mine getting turned on. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Yeah. What about your family? So years ago, he started shaving his head. Yeah. So is he going bald too or what? No, no, he was not going bald. We had a great headhanger. Oh, OK. Yeah. He went terribly bald again. There we go. Volunteerly bald. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. OK. So, you know, and like, guys, I was one of the people who make it fun of him. Like, he had a weird shaved head.

1:31:28Yeah. I had much more weird shaved, I think, if I shaved. But he still had a weird head. I don't even want to get your age. But like, what? 28. 34. 15. So, can we guess, Greg? Yeah. Go ahead. How do you? 39. Oh, 39. I found 34, Greg. Greg. Oh, well, I appreciate it. How does that? How does 39-year-old man make fun of his friend? What do you call it? Like, you just say the same stuff that everybody's saying about Mike, you know? Like, you know, it's the same thing. Yeah. Like, yeah. So, you know, like, why would you shave your head if you don't have to? You know, you're not hair. Like, you've got beautiful hair. Why are you doing that? Like, the flowing locks, stuff like that. Is it... You see? You know, I don't want to say it again, because it is prognosis. That's weird, like, if... Yeah. It's like, man, your hair is nice. Like, I know. I thought it was weird too. It is. Okay. Well, I think, damn, Greg. It is.

1:32:28Wow. Well, you know, it's like, we would ask him about it. He would just, you know, he would just shrug it off. You know, he said he liked it. Right. Like, Stone Cold used to have long blonde hair page. I told you that before, and you were like, there's no way. And I showed him a picture. It's stunning for you. It's stunning for you. It's stunning for you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, well, yeah. It was kind of the same thing. Stone Cold has a gorgeous skull, though, you know. But, you know, Greg didn't... I mean, I... I mean, my flip didn't have that shape. He's got a hair. He's a big guy. He's got a skull, you know. He's a little... A little pepper sword for seeing me as a beautiful girl. You heard me. Well, the question off, did... Yeah, yeah. Okay. You know, he was shrugging off. He said he liked it. You know, we joke it, and he didn't care. So, wow. But then... Wow. So, a couple of years ago, a couple of years later, after, like, he started shaving, we found out he was diagnosed with cancer. Wow! What happened right now? He's reading it. He's reading it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah.

1:33:28We eventually found out that he's been dealing with, like, the health concerns and the doctor's visit. He's been doing it for a long, long, long before anybody knew about it. He is being really... Yeah. So, shaving his hair wasn't random at all. He was just... I'd not entitle him. What do you mean? Like, he was just... I'd prepare... Well, so, like... Dreamy. Yeah, he told me... He told me later that he just wanted control over something. I get that. Huh? I don't know, I guess. Yeah. Well, he knew that there was a possibility that one day he would lose his hair, you know, with the chemo. With the chemo and everything. He knew that the tests were going on. He knew that the results weren't great. But he didn't want to, like, burden us with it. So, he just... He was like, yeah. No, he basically said, I'd rather choose it than have it happen. Oh, that's heavy, man. Yeah. There's that word again. Should've shaved yours too, though, I'd be honest with you. Yeah. So... It's all the dirty. But so, okay. You're not saying that, like, the girl that just called...

1:34:29Remind me of her name again? It was... My Kelly. Kelly Kelly Kelly. My wife. That's how I remember it. Kelly Kelly. So, you're not saying, like, hey, there's a chance, dude, might have, you know, the seaword, you know, the... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying... You know what I'm saying? I'm not saying that at all. We don't want to scare her. It's an important distinction. Yeah, okay. Yeah. It might be just... What I'll... Yeah. All I'm saying is that everybody keeps assuming that Mike owes an explanation for why he shapes his head. Yeah, okay. Okay. You know, and maybe he doesn't. I don't know why anybody thinks anyone like owes an explanation. He didn't ask anyone. I don't know. I say... If Paige came in here tomorrow, shaved head completely. Ballad equal Jones. Ballad, I mean, Dan from Columbia would have so many songs ready to go. It'd be ridiculous. People would be texting in about Paige being blad now because they can't spell. It would be something... I did, really. I would say, hey, are you okay?

1:35:30Like, when I lost a bunch of weight, I had a cousin who pulled me this side in public. I don't know why I needed to say in public how it's what he pulled me. He pulled me this side and says, hey, me and Mama was talking. Are you okay? I was like, what do you mean? Well, you've lost a bunch of weight. Well, God bless. I'm about to be 50. I want to get my ass in gear and live as long as I can. Right, Greg? Is that where we're at? I think so. Get back to your job. People don't know what to use. I think Paige was going to... I've seen models that are bald. He got me a little bit of a bald head. Yes. Just a bit of a bald head. Someone... You know, someone can pull it off. Mark Hendrix pulls it off. I mean, he or a bald head. I've never met him with full head of hair. He had the side thing, you know, whatever it's called. God, how does he cut his hair? Well, now he doesn't. I mean, he... Is he... It's always shiny. I've never, like, asked him.

1:36:31I only taught him my friends if they have facial hair about their daily routine. If you fall. But I don't know if he'd raise her or does it or not. Did we lose freaking Greg? He's not. No, I'm here. You're not surprised. You're not surprised. Yeah, for a little bit. Yeah, Greg. Yeah, okay. The whole... The point is that people don't have to tell you the reason behind something. You know, like, you don't have to tell anybody, like if it's confidence or insecurity or whatever. Not three months in the dating each other, like not that early. A bunch of people are texting in that maybe do... Hold on, scroll back. Maybe dude's dad or granddad lost hair early and he wants to just go ahead and get it out of the way. That I can understand. That would kind of make sense. But you've got to shave it at one time and make sure you don't have the den or the impression or whatever. Oh man, yeah, I know. I totally agree with that. I look like a dude rolled around with Nick Hogan. And I've never... He's ripped up now, you see him? No, I've never... No, I've never told anyone that I was dating, you know, that he needs to do something different than the way he looks.

1:37:36Right. That's just really... He's like, it didn't hear you. Oh yeah. Is there a death? Greg, listen. Are you calling, sir? You're here. You were a delightful participant today. Greg, quick making fun of your buddy. Yeah. Everybody should stop. People are texting and now about bald Mike. Some people are texting and glad Mike. I think they're doing an upurpose now. All right, Greg, good call, man. We appreciate you. Gee! All right, appreciate you all. Yes, sir. You know, I know. Appreciate you more. I want to ask them. They love you. Like, you know, the rock and all these people off their fallen to really bald. Well, that's the thing, too. He got... Somebody texted that in yesterday when I mentioned that Cena had implants and MJF, you know, talking about wrestlers. Yeah, Jim Jeffers. Didn't the rock get implants? I know he had his boobs done. I do remember that the summer of him wearing t-shirts. Is he had the... If he got it, he got it years ago before it was a thing.

1:38:36Is there implants? No, well, he had what you've called on the radio page. Oh, yeah, but bitch-tees. Oh, no. And that's from steroids. You can say dude boots. I guess, yeah. So, he wore a t-shirt for a summer. But I swear that he got hair implants done, too. But now he's obviously bald. The final bald. That's his name now. Oh, oh. All right. He might have. Yeah, I tell you what, if I had a dollar every time, what's the number to call on the number that they text? But again, this is not everyone knows. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now. The Rise Guys Morning Show. Oh, yeah! The Rise Guys Morning Show. With Batman. Surely I ain't the only person ever roll the windows down an accidentally litter. Pete. My life is like a bald man with a new brush. In fact, why? Why is it so hot? Why is it always hot? Why do I always sweat? The Rise Guys Every Morning. 33-minute-replush-full-day.

1:39:3733-point-tree. The planet rocks. There's no anonymous is yet. So, uh, I don't know who to start with. Who do you, uh, where should we go? No, anonymous. Uh, let's start with Ryan. Ryan. Good morning. We're Ryan. Ryan? Hey, Morning Rise Guys. What's up? How you doing? What's up, bud? Uh, well, not much. I'm calm because, okay, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody in my life thinks, thinks I'm overreacting and I need to know if I'm actually crazy. Okay. The answers yes, you are. We all are. Seriously though, what's, uh, got, if you live in 20, 20, uh, what year's it? 20, 26? Yeah. And you're over the age of, I'd say 25. Yeah. Crazy. Do I have to quick us all the vice ever? Yeah. Have a great day. No, seriously. What's going on? Tell us what we need to know. Uh, so, so I'm in this girl for about four months. Things are great. Really like her. She's a, uh, a licensed massage therapist, okay? Sweet. Oh, okay. You eat, okay. You're the one that you melt, okay.

1:40:38Missed you's hot, too. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so, uh, a couple months ago, my family met her for the first time. My mother Derek was there. Okay. I would do. Okay. Yeah. Say whatever you want. Well, as soon as he found out that she was a massage therapist, he starts joking around. We may like typical brother stuff, like you know, you got it. I'm your owner. Yeah. He's like, oh, well, I know who I'll call when my back starts hurting. And then you know, everybody laughed and I laughed and you know, she laughed. We all moved on. Right. Right. And everybody's just joking in which she looks away. He's probably doing his couple of elbows, couple of elbows with the tone coming out of the chair. Just joking around though, right? He was just joking. Oh, that's what I thought. Apparently not though. Uh-oh. Okay. So we jumped ahead a couple months. Uh-oh. We're having dinner one night. I'm a girlfriend casually says, oh, I worked on your brother last week.

1:41:42Last week? Yeah. She didn't tell you I had a time like, oh, look, your brother's coming into me. Wow. No. Yeah. No. Last week, not yesterday, not that day. And you said, that's how you said a week earlier. Right. Yes. Yes. That is how I found out. Yeah. You're brother got a massage from your girlfriend and nobody mentioned it. Nobody. Not my brother. No. Not my brother. What? No, nobody. Okay. I'm everyone's wondering, I'm going to ask it or whatever. Is she bonded? You said she was licensed. No, I'm kidding. What kind of massage are we talking about here? This was a 90 minute hour and a half deep tissue massage. 90 minutes. It's a 90 minute. Wow. Boom. Yeah. And before everybody starts yelling at me, okay, I understand that that it's her job. She is a professional. I'm not accusing either of them of doing anything inappropriate.

1:42:42That's not what this is about. Right. Right. To me, well, it doesn't matter what it means to me. What is it about then? Well, why wouldn't somebody tell me? Exactly. Like even the head of time, like that's all. Exactly. And just to heads up, hey, your brother booked an appointment or like, hey, I'm going to call like it doesn't. Like that's it. I don't think you, Craig, me from wrong, fat boy, you go to a VIP spa all the time. Do you just, no, but any kind of like, yeah, Craig, me from wrong, any kind of like massage therapy, you're not just going to walk in and say hi to like a massage. Like you have to book those generally, right? Yeah. Some places that take a walk in, but like, yeah, it's not always. So did she know that it was your brother when he booked? Yeah. And she didn't say that like, oh my God, like that, even if it's not like, I don't know, to me, let's say page an hour married and page is massage in fat boy books.

1:43:44And she didn't that night at dinner. She's like, oh, guess who came in today? I was like, don't you say a word? We need book. I don't know, we could go. Oh, God. Why wouldn't you tell me? It seems suspicious or whatever. She didn't think he was, but she's the professional. She's, oh, yeah, but it's like conversation like, oh my God. She violated my hippo. So it's not the same thing. So she didn't think that was worth mentioning that your brother got, was coming in. No, no, she said, she said she was at work and she didn't think it mattered. But so what did your brother say? Yeah, do you call him? Oh, oh, I called him immediately. Yeah, what do you say? Well, what do you think he starts laughing and not, that's how the conversation started. He's laughing, which is never a good sign. Nope. Nope. No, no, and then he says, dude, it's just a massage. I mean, that's kind of where I agree with that. I really, really do. But it seems like that. Yeah, yeah, sure, but then I asked, okay, well, why did you pick her?

1:44:48You know what he said? What do you say? Well, because I trusted her. Okay, I mean, dude, going to get the massage, like, do you want to go in and like, I mean, it kind of sounds reasonable. It's no, no, no, no, no, that made it worse. It made it worse. Okay, yeah. The way it's phrased, I can understand why that would bother you. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Okay, because I don't know all the possible words that he can choose. Like, that's not convenient, not nearby, not available. He's like, trusted. Maybe it's because like, he met her, he knows her. Maybe when they've met, like, maybe he's like, oh, I get my back. It's been bothering me. I mean, he knows. Yeah, but then, okay, but then I found out something else. What? And then he specifically requested her. Well, okay. He requested her, or he booked with her because he knew her because that's a difference. I, okay, I don't know that, but all I know is he specifically asked for, or for

1:45:50my girlfriend. He didn't take whoever was available. He wanted her from the side. It does look a little suspicious. I can see how you know you couldn't raise an eyebrow or two at the same time. I see what you would feel kind of jealous, but at the same time, I'm thinking she's a professional, it's in a professional environment. So it wouldn't. Okay, but here's, so here's the deal though, she has never, in his life, gotten a massage before, ever. You know that for sure? Absolutely. I'm not, my mother has never been a massage guy. And if he suddenly became a massage guy, I would know. I'm asked for your, make sense. But now his first massage ever is with my girlfriend. I still, I just, with, with, you know, you're calling in for advice. So it's just one, uh, P.O.V. here. But to me, the weird part is not that the weird part is not, neither one of them said anything to you like he didn't say, hey, guess what, Ryan, I'm going to see you know, I'm a girl, your girlfriend or she didn't say, oh my God, when you're sitting there having your dinner,

1:46:54the, the night of or, or again, back to the thing, page and I, page would you not text me, say, oh my God, guess you just booked or at least later in the night when you saw me, you wouldn't just tell him. He's gave you, he just handed her to me, not to tell me. There's no happy ending with me ever. You know that. I still don't know if that's weird, Ryan. If I may call you Ryan. I, that's, you may, you may. Uh, okay, well then, then I made a mistake. Oh, what did you do? I started asking more questions. Oh yeah. Um, yeah. And you know, I asked like, okay, well, what, what a, what a deep tissue massage. Really? Like big mistake there. Cause then she's explaining, okay, lower back, hips, glutes, hamstrings, calves. And I was like, can we just, can we stop naming all my body, all my brother's body parts, you know? I think has everyone has those, I think. Yeah, we will. Yeah, but then she's like, Ryan, those, those are just muscles, their muscles. And I was like, yeah, I know their muscles, but I'd rather not hear about my, my brother.

1:47:56But so, but in that context, so you have to think like you're asking her about it because of that, again, playing, uh, the devil's advocate here. This year, girlfriend's job, or what you've never asked her about it. You never asked her about a deep tissue massage. So she's literally just describing her job to you though. Sure, I understand that. But now every time my brother complains, yeah. Here's the deal. So now my brother, like every time he complains about being sore, I'm just getting like flashbacks to that conversation and her rubbing his body. I feel like you learned a little too much about your brother. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Wait too much. She give him a, uh, friends and family rate. And if so, may I get that promo code? I'm kidding. That's what I do when things are serious. I say stupid stuff, right? I'm sorry. But did she? Did she get moon? Discount? Well, that's funny. Yes. Because apparently he did get a discount. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I would ask I suffer.

1:48:58I guess. Yeah. Well, I mean, what is more to what? Like what's what's more to this? Like you, you go ahead. You got a discount through my girlfriend. Okay. And then he never mentioned it either. It was a little more personal to discount. Like I should have came here. Thank you. Ah, I mean, I don't know. I did post a thing the other day. And it was kind of a dickish. I didn't mean for it to be, but I could see you work because a friend of mine texted me. So you told about me and it said, quick, for your friends and own businesses, quick trying to get free stuff from them, buy stuff from them and try to get free stuff from strangers. I was like, I love that. But what is what is your girl say about all this? So Ryan. Well, she thinks I'm she thinks I'm ridiculous. She's saying Ryan, Ryan, I'm a professional. Yeah. She's my job and she's right. You never trusted her before. I just think somebody should have mentioned this. I agree. She should not understand any of this.

1:49:59Why you feel so weird about it? Like she's not really. No, and she was like, well, if you're dentist, clean your brother's teeth, would you be upset? Well, yeah, but you're not like, you're not in a relationship with your dentist, but it is a good point, I suppose. No, no, it's not. Well, okay. Why not, though? Okay, because it dentist didn't spend 90 minutes like working on every sore muscle in some of these bodies. See, you got a one day 90 minute thing. Like that's, do you not get 90 minutes with her day? Like it seems. I mean, really? I know. I can't let the 90 minutes go. You need to book an appointment. See what it's like. Yeah, it's like, you don't, she don't give you, anyway, go ahead. I have so many thoughts and questions about this. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, then she asked me questions. Well, what was the question? What she goes, okay, Ryan, well, where's the line? And I was like, what do you mean?

1:50:59In terms of like, well, do you, do you not want me massaging your brother? Okay. What about your cousin? I didn't know. And then she was like, what about your best friend? Yeah. I don't know. She said, what if you're, what about your mom? Okay. What did you say? Why did you say to all that? Well, I said, that's different. Yeah. Why is that different to? You know. Yeah, I mean, mom, yeah, that's why this is. I don't know. I mean, that's the problem. Like, I don't know exactly where the line is. Okay. I just know this. Your brother in a relationship. And did she, this his girl, his girlfriend or wife, she care? No, she didn't care. That's the other thing. Like, apparently she knew. Okay. She knew and she didn't care. This is the rise guys morning show. Let's go to the phone. This call our own line seven page. It doesn't have a name on the screen. I don't know if that boy forgot a not an answer private number. So, good morning. Who's this? Good morning, man. You can call me incognito.

1:52:00I love to see. I love that. It's like famous famous. That's like a, that's like fancy anonymous. I like that. Yeah, exactly. Everybody calls in anonymous. I thought it changed it up a little bit. Yeah, I like that. So what's going on? What you need it? What you get advice? Why is you need? Man, I need some advice about a friendship. That's, that might be over actually. And honestly, I don't, I don't know if I'm the bad guy in this situation or not. Oh, wow, wow. How long have you been friends with this person? Well, since high school, it's been, you know, over 20 years. 20 years. 20. You know what's crazy incognito if I may? Fab oil was in college for 20 years. Yeah, I know. How about that? It was 19, dammit. 19. And you dropped out. Well, you're, you're a, you're a GED receiver. How about that? Anyway, sorry about that. Sorry about that, Annie. I work with the bully actually too.

1:53:00I'm just calling it Annie. Annie is short for incognito. Annie, back to your story this, here's, let's, don't let these bullies bother you. Oh, please. So, about 16 years ago, one of his family was in a respost away. His dad, man, he was a great man. You know, he just had him since high school too. He's a fighter. Yeah. Did he was a boxer? No, no, he fought at part against the disease. See, I told you, be you LLY, you ain't got no Alabama, you're a bully. You're a bully. He said he was a fighter. God bless. Seriously though, sorry to, sorry to hear that. Whoops. Annie, I apologize. I'm a little worried for him. Yeah, it's wireless. And so, yeah. That's wireless. Sorry. Yeah. Well, thanks.

1:54:21I was playing every other weekend and, you know, in all these different bands. And he just knew how much I love guitars and music. Yeah. OK. So, what happened? Well, so for one year from a birthday, he gave it to me. Damn. He just gave you a $5,000 like, was he aware that it was worth them? I mean, he just gave it to you. Yeah, yeah. We're talking about no strings attached. Just gave it back. No, there's so much strings. I had to add the drums. The guitar has strings, but yeah, no. Fat boy bar car that didn't have tires on it one time. So that's why he asked. It was my retarded era. It was. He can say that. OK, and it was about me. Yeah. So the guitar, it did have strings, you say? Yeah, it had strings, but no conditions. No, you know, hold on to it for me. Or if you get rid of it, let me know. Just nothing. It was a birthday gift. Yeah. That's a nice one. That is a very, very nice gift.

1:55:25You know, just, I mean, you got to be thankful for what you. I've had two friends and probably the last seven or eight years give me a birthday gift. So, and I'm looking at one of them that did. Thank you, Paige. Screw my friends. Anyway, the guitar in Cognito. Coggy. Y'all, I loved that guitar. I played it. I took care of it. Had it maintained. It kept it really, really good condition. So did your buddy ever ask about it over the years? Or did he just not really care? Yeah, I mean, sometimes it's hard. Really? Yeah, really. He's gonna give me a party. He's gonna ask if I still had it. And we talk at ours. He knows it's still on it. Yeah. Oh, that's interesting. That's a weird noise to me. Well, I'm wondering if he ever really stopped caring about it. Like, it don't sound like it. Maybe, but he never said anything about it. Yeah. OK, so I can figure this out already. You're saying past tense. Let's fast forward so we get all this in. Where are we at? What happened? So last year, last year, my daughter got married.

1:56:27Sweet. Congratulations. That's going to be fine. Thank you. Thank you. Well, weddings are expensive. Thank you. You are not kidding, sir. You're a nah. You're not. Yeah. Yeah, we had some unexpected coughs come up. I wasn't broke, but I needed money. So I sold the guitar. OK. That's just what I was assuming here. Now, did you think about calling him first and say, hey. Honestly, no. OK. I understand. But if he asked you about it over the years, here is why I say this. And I'll go into the full story after we get all your stuff out of the way. But when my dad, his health was declining. He sold his 58 Chevy in power. Like, I didn't have the money at the time. I would have loved to have bought that car and kept it because it was his pride and joy other than his family. He always helps his pride and joy. But he sold it because he's like, you know, Mary didn't want it and all this stuff.

1:57:27And I told the person who bought it. I said, if you ever sell this thing, anyway, I'll come back to that. Maybe it's one of those things where he had like givers remorse. Like he's like, god, he's a man. Like I think about my daddy thinking about him playing that old Fender. And if I don't play it, I'd like to still have it. So maybe that's why he kept asking about it. And, you know, I don't know, maybe he'd want it now. I mean, it had been my guitar for 16 years. I never, ever crossed my mind. I get that. Not even once. I not even see if he wanted first-tracked buying it. Didn't even think about it. You know what it's selling back. That's probably shit, is. Yeah. Okay. You know, at the time, I didn't even think of it. Yeah. Okay. So let's keep going with this. What's the advice part, I guess? What's the advice? Six months later, I first sold it. I got a text from him that was like, having eight messages long, completely, I don't know where. Hmm. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Sorry, I was taking a shower or drink. Yeah. Yeah. Somehow, you found out that I sold it, and I don't, I still don't know how.

1:58:30Look, you know somebody always knows somebody. It's going to get around. It was, yeah. It's going to come back. I don't know where you can't from, but even with like Facebook and stuff. Like everybody keeps that with everybody. Even if they don't like follow them or whatever, it's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. You're furious that I've said, I don't know, said I have a trade-ins, that I spit in his dad's face. Oh. Said if I'd ever sell, you know, if he'd have known, I'd ever sold it, he'd have never given it to me. Yeah. I mean, that's, that is so eerily similar to my thing. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah. What would you call me selfish? He'd call me some names I definitely can't repeat on the radio. Oh, come on, try. Let's see. Test fat boys finger on the dump button fast. It sounds like you thought about it for a while. You know, you sat down, thought about what you was going to say. That's what it sounds like. Seven texts long, that's long. Yeah. I mean, the last one said never contact me again. Damn. Thank you just text in again. That was very fun. I mean, little since then, he won't, he won't take my calls. He won't answer my text and nothing. And did you, like, did you apologize to him and say, look.

1:59:33Absolutely. Yeah. I told him, I'm, you know, I never meant to hurt him. He knew how much that guitar meant to me all those years. I had it for 16 years. Yeah. But, you know, he, he won't respond. And now he's posting all this stuff on Facebook. Is he posting about you or the guitar? Both. That is a bitch move. But what did he say? Yeah, things like real friends don't sell meaningful gifts or, you know, some people only care about money. That thing or things like that. It's definitely passive aggressive on Facebook. Does he, does he mention your name with this? No, but everybody knows exactly what he's talking about and who he's talking about. Okay. Here's the question. What is your question, Ashley? What is the question? I want to know if I was wrong. After 16 years, I was supposed to ask permission before selling something that was a gift. Or, you know, because they originally belonged to his father should I have offered it back

2:00:33to him first. I don't know what it would have done in the situation. This is where you're going to have people split. And me too. Both ways. Yeah. There's no easy answer. Anyway, he's not going to be happy about it because you don't have the same value that he did. But if you really cared about it, he would have kept it for himself. Right. I mean, once somebody gives you something, you know, it's your worst. I think that's true. Yeah. I did. But you know, look, if my dad's old guitar, I don't know why he'd have one because he was missing part of his middle bird finger on his left hand. Well, he did it. But if it ended up with a friend like, you know, I'd appreciate a phone call. Yeah. But that's the gray area, legal, it's simple. Morely, that's a whole different conversation up the individual, but in Cognito or any of so I call you. You know, we have a huge audience like crazy. It amazed me. We're very blessed. So very big. If this friend's listening right now, would you like him to call or would you like to say something to him or? I mean, I tell him, I'm sorry. I heard him. Same thing as I said last time. I was never my intention. Yeah. I love that guitar.

2:01:34For 16 years, I love that guitar. You know, I have to great care of it. But my daughter only gets married once. Hopefully. If I had known this would cost me a friendship, I'd have picked up the phone first. I hope that. If he calls, do you want us to trick him in the coming up here, then we'll be his ass in the back of the line? That's tough, man. I mean, it really is. It really is. It really is. I really is. I just miss my buddy. I bet. We sure to hold grudges and we're not going to guarantee tomorrow. You can go home, Mark, on a journey. All right, hold on. Stay on hold. I want to get your info so we can update this thing, OK? I appreciate it. You guys are the best. We really are. Thank you. I wish you had the guitar right now so you can call them up and sing to them. I miss my buddy. I miss my buddy. Well, see, tell him about his friend or the guitar when he said I miss him. Yeah. It was a good question. What is one? Yes. Is the rice guy's morning show? So this thing I was watching, it was a story on the Japanese. And how they eat. Also how they feed their kids at school.

2:02:34They have public meals. And the kids only eat fried foods a couple of times a month. The kids don't eat until everybody served. The portions are a lot smaller. And the way they eat at home is the same way. Smaller portions, better food. Now of course, I'm thinking, you know, this was not a part of the story, but I concluded. I'm like, you know what the Japanese probably don't go to the bathroom that much. Now I mean that much is in like, you know, what they're producing as far as, you know, what's going down the pipes. Right. Probably not that much at all. So that got me to thinking, you know, who's the world's leader when it comes to that stuff? Probably America. Yeah. That's what I was thinking. Or, you know, this would probably be frowned upon for me to say it. But is it okay to say, well, you know what, is it okay? Who am I asking that? Is it okay? Here's the statement. Okay, we don't know. When a Mexican eats American food, do they get tore up the way I do when I eat theirs?

2:03:38That's the question. Oh, that's a good question. Like, do you develop a like serious down to the bare bones question? When you eat spicy food all the time, your body's just naturally used to it, right? Well, I don't know if you used to like that many sco-vills or whatever it is, right? I mean, like, you eat a lot of Reaper. You're probably not going to use to that. Yeah, but that's not a like, right? Like, what the hell, no. Mexican food's not made with Carolina Reaper peppers. That's just a bunch of cratt-cats started. Yeah, dairy. But think I like to have in the arrows, right and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. Are you talking about mozzarella's revenge? No. No. That's like, don't drink the water. It was blood in the water. Oh, nothing about Spartanburg County page. So, really topic. Be on the lookout for that. Yeah, but as far as, oh, go ahead. Well, America's not number one. We're fourth. This is a real stat. This is a real stat. In the world. This is a real stat. And I've just started with me wondering if this was like, you know, stat it somehow,

2:04:40like, kept up with. And it is. Not only that one. German. Germany is not in the top five. God, imagine. I feel like the top two won't surprise you, but they might. Do you want to guess? I don't think so. Mexico. No, Mexico's not in the top five. I'm kind of surprised that who's number three though. Patients Boston. Boston did not make this list. But they're getting they all out of wicked low fine in the Louvre in the Triple Daca. Man. So we're talking poor nutrition. I ran. Well, see, that's the thing. You don't know. No, but you're close. You're real close as far as number five goes. Like not too far off area wise. Iraq. So we don't know. Afghanistan. No. Have we taken their leader out? Probably go back into power. I can't remember.

2:05:41Is it been as well? Russia sometimes used them as a. Dude, what's the big thing on Kowshi now where the big bet is Will Maduro go back into power? Like is that being talked about in the news? I heard about him since they captured him. Okay, but I don't follow that app either. I don't like to talk that, but when I go to my stock app, it pops that up. It's like trending thing. I don't like to follow the pop culture futures. No, because it's all the work anyway. Absolutely. So Paige asking about nutrition. This is just far as like what they're producing. So number one in the world. China. Wow. The Chinese produce the most excrement on a daily average than any other country in the world. So forgive me. Was it Chinese or Japanese people that eat the best you were saying? This is Japan. Japanese. So Chinese people are going to the bathroom more. There's a lot of salt in Chinese food. China accounts for 19% of the world's total feces on a daily basis. Good.

2:06:41And that's, I mean, land mass, not that big. Now they've got a lot of people. A lot of cities. I don't know where all this is going. Number two, mine not surprising. Maybe that's what all those hotels and all those apartments are where there's like, there ghost towns. It's like for people to go take dumps. Yep. Those, those bubble cities. They would not let people buy more than one. Right. Real estate property because they didn't want them to flip them. So now people are like, we're not going there. And they're huge ghost cities. Yeah. Empty. Number 10. The spiritual people thought it's because they thought they knew there's going to be like a tsunami or something. So they'd be able to just repopulate real fast. Mm-hmm. So someone texted in and said, kimchi disintegrates microplastics in your stomach. Well, I don't know her, but give me your number. Is that a spice? I know it's a cat, but it's a spice fruit, right? I thought it was cabbage. Oh, oh, I don't know. I thought it was a fruit. I had no idea. Yeah, I don't know. You're a fruit. So I think it is Japanese, right?

2:07:41Kimchi, maybe. Number two is India. Kimchi was a wrestler manager. Remember? Was it kimchi not the guy that came out with Kamala? Oh, dang it. Damn it. I'm going to put that up. I think it was. You know what's also great is I never even said what the big Mandela faith. Oh, yeah. You even wrote it down, didn't you? Yeah, I did. Hold on. Now I'm going to see this. I tell you what, I really should honestly got asked my daughter about ADD stuff. You want to take that stuff now? Kimchi. Kimchi. That was Stephen Barney, Brooklyn Brawler. I didn't even know. Oh, that was the same guy. Well, you should have walked out of this torn hole in the shirt, oh no. Right. If you get on that stuff now, people will try to steal it from you. Oh, yeah. I don't want to get on stuff, but I just want to like, you'll get mung. It's really, really bad. You just want him to tell you that you have it, but you can't take anything important. Right. Oh, it's just like, I mean, is it part of getting just old or is it just like I'm doing a job that most people don't wear your...

2:08:43Performing. Although not, just talking. It's also thinking, but you're listening at the same time and then... You got to do three things at the same time. Yeah. You four, because you got to put your fingers down and you got to write what you're thinking about. Right. I'll tell you where number four in the world at six percent. Is Brazil on there? I'm just thinking. Brazil, not only is Brazil on there, they're third ahead of us. Right. I knew something, but that's why the butts are so big. I thought they had to get a special... I have to get a special waxing. Brazilian barbecue. I don't know. You're thinking of Korean food? Are you thinking of the mongoloi beef across the street? Kimchi is cabbage. Oh, okay. You're welcome. Well, the Japanese eat a lot of cabbage and greens, right? Number five, where I told you we were close, Pakistan. Really? Yeah. It's 3%. What is like the Pakistani... Oh, for word? Yeah. Pakistan. What's like their big food? What's their international food? Is there any... Don't know.

2:09:43I mean, it's like America. There's no America food, really. I can't ask my neighbor because he moved. Oh, I did. He would go to Pakistan and move. Did he move? Did he wanted to move or did they make him move? Like, hey. Nah, he got a... He bought a house. Oh, I'm good. So, listen to this. Do you want to know... Does it make you mad when a young immigrant come in and... Makes him mad when he bites a house. And to be honest with you. But it's my own fault. Do you want to know who weighs the most? Who weighs the most? This is the country that weighs the most. The country's excrement that weighs the most by average. You've not said it yet? I've not said it yet. I've not said this state yet. I'm gonna say mother Russia. I would have not guessed this. But it makes sense when you hear it. Tonda. Oh. Now look at... He lines and stuff. He ate a lot of rice and talka. I don't know. You have to look this up because I don't know the conversion. 531 grams on average. Is the average low, if you will. Output. How much is that? I don't know. Let's hope you look it up so I don't have to worry. Oh, 531 grams.

2:10:44Regular grams. Oh, regular grams. Average per person. Each trip. 531 grams. 7th of a pound. God, I have to pound. I don't rate daddy. My gosh. Okay, now look at which country gets diarrhea the most. You know what? It's like serious. Like this is scientific. This is... And you know what? Many of you are probably disgusted now. Like, hey, you know what? Besides breathing, what else do we all have in common? Three Hs in diarrhea. Let me ask you that. Now, it's giving me the highest recorded death rate from diarrhea. Whoa, I'd like to hear that too. It almost got me once page. I thought it was going to hydrate on the toilet. I did. It says Central African Republic. That makes sense. Has the highest recorded death rate from diarrhea diseases in the world. Oh, man. Is that where you get a Ebola? Due to lack of clean drinking water. Okay, with our force to be up there. That's awesome. The suit, the hand, the suit, knees. Yeah. God, God, man. I've freaking...

2:11:45More than half a pound each time. God, full. Our continent in North America is number one for international travelers. Contracting travelers diarrhea. Here in my mouth. That's falling apart. In order to screw just popped out. That's what that was. That's going to work. No, it really... Oh, it's up here in this... I'll fix this. This is up to come in here. This hydrate. It just... That boy's got beef with our engineer. Or not on his list anyways. He's got beef with it. If your ears had an ass, they'd be kicking it right now. Ow! The Rise Guys Morning Show.