Shitting Yourself In The Fart Contest

GOOD MORNING TEAM

Happy Friday, hope ya'll had yourselves a blessed week - I am writing this description in a rush because the boy is going on a shopping spreeeeeeee. It's my birthday and I'm gonna treat myself to getting body dysmorphia in the General Pants changing room mirrors. And as I see myself shirtless in the harsh fluorescent overhead lighting I will think how lucky I am to have Sam and you dear listener in my life, the viscose party shirt might accentuate my tits and make me feel like a fat little princess but this podcast and you all accentuate my heart, you are the cotton blend around my soul that makes me feel safe and confident in this crazy General Pants changing room that we call life x

THIS WEEK WE TALK:

• COCAINE
• Setting a psychotic precedent at the vet
• Sam is quitting vapes
• Aleks finally gets a football team

AND MORE

Much love team

See you next week x

Sam & Aleks

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