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Rich VS Broke Beauty Struggles | Hair and Face Girly Problems

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Rich VS Broke Beauty Struggles | Hair and Face Girly Problems

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Wow, he's so handsome! Nice chance to introduce myself. Hi. Hi. What? Steven, take care of her. Huh? I won it. I got it. Oh! Watch out! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it! Oh! Watch out! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Come to my party tomorrow. Party? Party? Party? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me sleep! Hmm.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Three, two, one. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Oh. Oh. Shh. Oh. Five more minutes, please. Hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I told you to go away, bro. Oh. Oops. Ha ha ha. Good morning. Ha ha ha. Three, two, one. And go to you. Butch. Butch. That's it. That's it. Thank you. Now go. No, no, no, no. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I can go to Chris' party like this. Huh. Thank you, ladies. Which one you prefer?

Hmm. Hmm. No. No. Oh. This. Phone. Huh. Hi, girls. I'm getting ready for Chris' party. Huh. I have to get prepared too. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. This is what I need. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Oh. Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Ah... Best soap ever! Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Time to scrub! Mmmmm... Mmmmm...

Face mask time! Mmmmm... Why should I pay for patches? Mmmmm... Oh, oh, oh... I have to get some sleep! Oh, oh, nice! Mmmmm... Mmmmm... Mmm... Girls, I'm ready! Mmmmm... Mmmmm... One, two... Oh, stop! Let me count! Okay! One, two... Go! Ah! Oh! Wow, so smooth! Wait, what's this? Huh? Oh, go away! I'll do it myself! Mmmmm...

Mmmmm... That's what I need! Mmmmm... Uh... Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Girls, my legs are so smooth! Thanks to these! Bye! Uh... Huh? Huh? What? Challenge accepted! Huh? Huh? Huh? Wait! Huh? It's useless! Hmm? Plenty? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Plancy! The most beautiful at Chris' party! Huh? Huh? What? Hmm... My eyeliner! Hmm... Huh? It's curvy! Why can't you do anything? Go away! I have to do it myself again! Huh... Hmm... Hmm... There's nothing left! I'm sure there's something left! Oh yeah! Hmm... Oh! Oh! I like it! It's the stories, check!

Hmm... To boring! No! Is it me? Oh no! Oh wow! Lily will be jealous! Mm-hmm! First? She looks so nice! I have to beat her! Which one should I choose? Oh, this one! Huh? Oh, I don't like it! Hmm... Hmm... I need another shade! No! No! No! No! I have nothing to choose! Huh... Hmm... Not a problem? Hmm... Hmm... Hmm...

Huh... Oh... Hmm... Hmm... Oh no! Oh no! Hmm... Oh... Oh... Hey everyone! My body starts in one hour! I have to hurry! Huh? You! Quickly! I can't be late! Hmm... Fix the degree! Quickly! Hmm... No time for that! Bye! Huh? Hmm... Hmm... So much hair! Hmm... Hmm... Here I come! Oh! I can't! I have to...

Oh! Oh! My eyebrows! Hmm... Huh? Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Too thin! Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Chris can't seem like this! Hmm... Who is it? Hello, only today by one and get another one for free! It's too expensive, sorry! Goodbye! At least take the catalog! Huh? Hmm... Wow! I wish I had the same makeup! Back to you! I told you not to! You look nice! Nice? Wow!

Hmm... Wow! Hmm... I have to find the best dress for Chris's party! Hmm... Hmm... Huh? Oh! Where is it? Oh no! No! Hmm... There! But it's so high! Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Where is it? Huh? Hmm... How sad! How can I help you, Miss Lily? Hmm... Give me that dress! Hmm... Good choice! Oh... Oh... Chris will like it!

Hmm... Oh, I have nothing to wear! Hmm... I won't go anywhere! Huh? I know what to do! I'm back! Hmm... I won it! I got it! Let's see... Huh? They don't fit! Um... Palfred! Yes, Miss? Oh, put them on! But they're so small! Uh... Quickly! I can't be late! Hmm... Okay, let me check! Uh-huh! Hmm... Oh, thank you, Alfred! Wow! Wow! Oh! Uh-huh!

Uh-huh! Oh, hi, Granny! Hello, my cutie pie! And where is your mom? Oh... These are perfect for my dress! Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Oh, perfect! Hmm... Hmm... In 15 minutes, the best body stars don't be late! Quick, I have to go now! Hmm... Yeah! Whoa! Huh? Watch out, Miss Lily! Oh... Oh, thank you, Alfred! It's my pleasure! Oh, I'm ready for the party! Oh, perfect! Hmm... Hmm... Oh! I need some jewels too!

Huh? Ah! Hmm... Uh-huh! Better know, it's done for party! Huh? Chris! I'll be your guest, Mary! You'll be mine! Hmm... Hmm... You will be mine! Hmm... In your dreams! Hmm... Oh, my makeup! Huh! Huh! Whoa! AHHHHH! This is my revenge! No, not today! Hmm... Hi! Hey! Meet my girlfriend, Ellie! Hi! Have fun! Girlfriend! Oh, sorry for ruining your makeup!

Sorry, too! Leave gloss! Thanks! Yeah! The party will be great! Oh, you're so beautiful! Thank you! Hmm... Ah! Now it's time for eyeliner! Uh-huh! I need to sharpen my eye pencil! Oh? What is wrong with it? Hmm... Hmm... Now I will save it for later! Huh! I need a brush immediately! Hmm... Mom, did you see my brush? Here you are! Ew! Ew! Ugh...

Now it's better! Hmm... Something is missing here! Uh-huh! Huh... I just need to make the scene, huh? AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! I don't need to go to the party! I didn't bring the party here! AHHHHH! Huh! Huh! Why is it so heavy? Huh! Ugh! What's inside? Ooh! Pocket money! Huh? Ugh... My little cutie pie!

Huh! Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Hmm... Which one do I choose? Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! I need some help! Bodler? Yes, I'm here! Huh! Huh! Huh! What is happening? Ugh! Ugh! Oh no! I'm in trouble! Yes, you're in trouble! Ugh! You're gonna fix it! Okay! Ugh! Hmm... Ugh! Huh? Huh! Huh!

What is this? Um, it's a new fashion! I really like it! What? Huh! I need to get ready! I need a face mask! Uh, okay! Hmm... Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Yes! The mask is ready! Finally! Huh! Who is this? I need a problem mask! Um, okay! Ugh! Ugh! Oh yeah! Hmm... Huh! Something left for my coffee! Huh? Hmm, huh! Hmm, hmm... Hmm?

It shouldn't be wasted! Hmm? Noodle! Hmm? Ugh! Anything for beauty? Hmm? Oh yeah! I'm ready to go! Ugh! This is my favorite bag! Ugh! Ugh! I have an idea! Hmm... Hmm... I have an idea! Huh! This is so awful! No, it's better! Hmm? Huh? Oh no! The keys! Uh-oh! That's my crush! Oh! Huh? Huh?

Oh! Oh! Are you okay? Huh? Ugh... Sorry! Hmm... Will it come to my party at 6? Sure! At 6? I need to get ready! Huh? I'll stick a new photo! Let's check it! Huh? Huh? Huh? I need the same nails! Huh? Now what do you want to choose? Oh! For special occasions! Huh? Perfect! Full hours before party! I have to hurry! Oops! Huh? Huh? No!

Huh? Huh? I can't let this happen! Hmm... Hmm... No! It doesn't work! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I need to dress up! I hope you have created this at the party! Huh? Huh? My dress will dress as party! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? I need an address! Huh? Huh? Too long! Huh? Too short! Huh? Huh?

Oh! Huh? Hmm? I hope this is the last one! Huh? Sorry! Really? My card is not endless!

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