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Ha Hack — PIKACHU From BIRTH to DEATH! My Pokemon Is Missing!. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Okay, pushing! What's wrong with this baby? Oh, calm down. Think of, think of! Oh, it's a girl! Thank you, doctor. Let me hold her. Aww, that's speedy, sweetie. All of the best for my baby? Say, uh... Uh, uh, uh. Crap. Say, uh... Crap, so fast. Good girl. What? Daddy's calling. Oh, give me a minute. Hello, darling. Mommy, please, feed me more. Well, I want to try this. Two, two, two, pick up two. Well, I'm going to try this. Two, two, two, two, pick up two. Well, I'm going to try this. Two, two, two, pick up two. Well... What's happening? Well, I'm charged like the bush now. Yeah.
I'm up for some more, misschew. Let's throw an empty body. What did it next? It can't stop. That wasn't it. Okay, bye, darling. Oh! I made this mess. Sorry, mommy. Baby, how did you do that? Is this my coffee? Me, uh. Let's make mommy's pancakes. Time to cook. Huh? Wasn't it working? Huh? Let's drink the socket. Huh? Who did this? I'm going to try this. Huh? Who did this? Never mind. It's all good now. Okay, let's continue the cooking. What? What's wrong with Spitzer? Yeah? Something strange is going on here.
Mommy Holmes will solve this mystery. I'm the best sticky prankster. The criminal has been found. What? Gotcha! No! Oh no. This can't be good. Oh no. Whoa, you worked. No, it can easily beat the yokes for my pancakes. Oh no, no. This is so fun. Honey, let's go to the swing. Yeah. Let's go. Hello. Hello, time. You like it, sweetie? Yes, sweetly faster, Mommy. Yeah. Okay, let's turn on the rocket. Oh, my. Mia, where'd you go? Mia.
Mia. Mia? Where are you here? Mia! Oh no. Mia. What have I done? Mia. Oh, come on. Honey, honey, is that you? I will never find her. Hey! Hi, Mommy. I was hungry. Mia. Let's check Mommy's makeup. Oh, awesome lipstick. Mia. Sorry, Mom. I just wanted to try makeup. This is mine. Don't touch it. You're not going to reach that. Mom, please, please, please. I'll be back soon. Love you. Sheesh. That's all I've done in fire state. Come on.
I'm going to be back soon. Oh, my balls are short. I have an idea. I can play map like a bro. Who's called Mount Spider-Man? Yeah. Got to be good too. Huh? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Help me. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Mommy. Oh. Oh. Thank you, Mommy. You're welcome. My precious. Oh, oh, oh. Mom, I'm bored. Mom, I'm bored. Mom, I'm bored. Mom, I'm bored. Do you hear me at all?
Mom, I'm bored. Mom, I'm bored. What? I'm bored. Kids, let's play hide and seek. Yay! One. No one can be made hide and seek. Oh, my ball find me here. I need to change the place. I can land it more with this wall. Oh, oh, oh. Too obvious. I need a better hiding spot. How about... This old carpet will be a great hiding place. What was I thinking? No. Yeah, I can hide inside this computer. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Mom can never find me here. Wait a minute. I'm inside this quick game. No! I bet it's safer here. The game is not over yet. Ah!
Gotcha. Fine. How about some music, guys? Well, it's a new baller song. It's loud too. What? I can hear you. I'll show you. This party is over. No, that was easy. Go study, young lady. Mom, it's not fair. Why do you have to be such a villain? Maybe not. I said study. But mommy, please, please, please. Look at these cute little eyes. I said no! Yay! Okay. You win, mom. Are you ready? It's test time. Good luck. I hate school. Oh, I know the answer. It's my name. I don't know what it is.
Wait a minute. My little helper is always with me. Let's make some calculations, buddy. One plus two equals three. What do you think you're doing? What? No cheating. How great best to test them. Oh, my tail. The answer's up there. This is my chance. Yeah. What? I'm afraid of the dog. I'm not. Hopefully I can use my intuition. Learn the new cheating hack, guys. You're still cheating. You're still cheating. You get enough, man. Oh, no. Oh, boy. This chip is not bad. Finally. Excuse me. You have something on your forehead. Really?
Thanks. Will you marry me? No. Yes. No, we're husband and wife. Oh, my little baby. Oh, my baby. Are you hungry? I know. Mommy will feed you with chips. Is anybody there? Oh. We have a darling. Oh, don't worry. I have another one. Wow. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. Wow. Oh. Let me think. What about cupcakes? No. Maybe popcorn? No. How about this corn? No. Apples? No.
Baby grapes? No. Kessie notes a pizza? No. Oh, honey. See that. Wow. Yes. Yummy. What? Delicious. Happy 100th birthday. My daughter. How time flies? Oh dear. Where are my teeth? What happened, darling? I lost my teeth. Oh. I found them. Especially, darling. Give it to me, dear. Try to get it first. Hey. No. Uh-oh. Which one is yours? I don't know. Can you hear that?
Excite your hungry darling. Yeah. Maybe quick and harder, something. Oh. Looks at pizza and burgers and milkshake. Yeah. Tummy. Yeah. Let's wait. It's here. Who are you, darling? Who has gum?
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