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Ha Hack — My boyfriend is a Vampire. I Become a Vampire. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.
Oh my sweetheart. Hello there. Here is roll. Oh there he is. How do I look? Hi, I just want to... Oh gosh. Pathetic! It's so embarrassing. Let me take off this mess. It's so sweet of you. Boy, she's flirting with him? All right. Just leave her. Come on. He was so kind to me. Uh? Oh my gosh. Gotcha. What are you doing there? Oh not her again. Watch out! Watch! Oh yeah! Oh no. Hold on. Oh you saved me. Wow! Get out. It's my boyfriend. Hey! Just leave her.
But I just... Oh. He was so kind to me. You look so cute on this photo. I wish we were together. But till then, I need to keep it a secret. I need to hide it. But where? Yeah, this looks safe. Yet only... It's too high. No, I can't. All right. The box is... Now I will reach it for sure. Uh huh. Done. What? What is it? I've got you. Wow, you saved me. What's that smell? Garlic. What happened? What's wrong? Only... what's that smell? Ew, it's my armpit.
Lunchy lunch. Do you mind if I sit here? Yoho! What? Oh sorry. Please be quiet. I need some sleep. Whatever. Just never mind it. So you did that. Did what? Oh this? It's just a tomato juice. Oh, how silly of me. Huh? It's so cold. Oopsie. Well, I've got to go. What's wrong with him? Let's find it out. Hey, open up. Oops, hope nobody's seen it. Such a strength? Wow. How do I look? Nice. I need to get closer. What was that? Oh hi.
Hi handsome. I've got something for you. Hmm, my favorite. Yummy. Right what I need. And the money? Alright, alright. Here you are. Thank you. Drinking heavily. Divine. What a bat. Oh my precious. Business is doing great. She as well. Oh boy. It can't be. No, that's impossible. I need to check it all out. He turns into a bat. His skin is ice cold. He drinks something red. He is a vampire. Cool. I could become one too.
I just need to follow the instructions. Make up will go first. So let's the battle begin. Nope, not this way. Let's start it all over again. It said the pale skin. So let's... Oh wow, it's so pale now. Done. Now the ice. And I think I had something like that here. Right, let's try them on. And make a TikTok video too. So it's both four. And after. And the fangs. Nice and sharp. Ready to charm and bite. And now let's add some makeup. Fabulous. All eyes will be on me. Especially his eyes.
Well done, vampy. Now save it. You, my hair. I need to fix it. Hopefully there's one way to do that. Gosh. Well it was worth it. Oh, disgusting. And now I need some new cloths. What's going on? Got it. Now let's see what we can do here. In no time I can turn it to a fancy dress. But I guess it lacks something. Wait, let's take these two. No, no, no, let me go. Got these two. Wow, looks awesome. And now time for shoes. Perfect.
Now I'm ready to shine in Marvel. Here I go. Feels really great. Oh, there he is. Hi. Oh wow, you look so amazing. Hey. What? Oh really? Ouch. Loser. Oh no. Hey. Why is it happening to me? Let me take it off. Hey, don't. And you, get off. What are you doing? No, stay away. Let me finish her. No, please don't touch me. No. All right, sweetheart. Here, come to daddy. Come on, I'm right here.
Got you. Don't worry dear. Everything is fine now. I hope so. So could you please. Sure. Huh? Thanks. Oh no. Huh? You're not a real vampire. Ew.
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