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Lucy and Nikki have a bit of a rant this week! Plus, a woman goes to a nudist village and fins out some CRAZY stuff!

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Cheers, ma'am. Welcome to this week's Radio Replay. Oh, guys, okay. Before we get into the polish and gays. Oh, okay. Also, side note, that sound that I just made then. So all of my friends in Melbourne make that fake porno sound. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You hate it, Dave. Like there's just some wacky shit that goes on down there, eh? I want not hung out with a quiet on the... It's not just going down there. It happens when the goal goes through. People are gone. Oh, man. It doesn't ever. Where are all bloody... I don't see any. Stupid matches and clubbing. It's crazy. No, do you know what? One night I ended up on a bit of a big night with quite a well-known AFL player. And... So he's named... So he's named us. The whole night, he sat next to me, the whole night he kept doing that clean. And I was like, what is wrong with you? Anyway, now like some of my really good friends down there do it. And I'm like, maybe this is a thing and I just missed out on the saying... You're going to be saying it. No, I wouldn't... You do say it. No, no. Did you have a real life? You would have got to eat.

No, I'm... Shorty. She doesn't do something bad. She doesn't do something bad. No, no, no, no, I don't do something bad. No, I don't even know. It's two of me one half. I don't know. I was just a young boy from a streamer's the other fucking Larian. God damn it. Like seriously, that... With the way he said, did you do something? I was like, shawty. Everyone knows I don't do something bad. Please, you guys are hard. Yeah. Oh, I'm too funny. Is hope anyone ever sees me out. You know what I won't be doing that night, and that's Dilsen anyway. Anyway, the story I got reminded of last night, Nick. I was like, oh my gosh, this story is so complicated and kind of bad, but also really funny in a weird way. Hey, what? So, you already know it, but I'm going to refresh it. So years ago, I got an internship at Mink Pink, which is a fashion brand. Everyone knows of Mink Pink. It was a huge vibe. And I got an internship. I just finished uni and I went down and stayed at a friend's house in Sydney for two weeks to do it. Oh, good story.

And I was staying in the room of their old housemate who had just moved out. And he was this fabulous gay guy. And he had just broken up with his boyfriend. So he broke up with his boyfriend, then he moved out. And then like, you know, two days later, I'm staying there for two consecutive weeks. Anyway, I'm there asleep at night alone. In Sydney, quite young, you know, had never really like lived in a big capital city before. And was like, this place was like right. It's the story is not what I'm thinking. It is. Is it? Yeah. And anyway, I could hear you. Sorry, I'm on the truth in this. I'm going to actually make up a code name for him. Yeah, okay. Make up a code name. So I'm asleep in bed, you know, it's like two o'clock in the morning. And I hear this like, max, max. Oh no. No, no. Max. It's me. Max. It's me. And I'm like, like, poke my eye out. Like, I'm like, fuck. And like, the house that, because I ended up actually living there for like two and a half years,

the house was on like a really quiet street. So there's like no way, you know, it's not like there was a lot of foot traffic. And I was like, God, they are yelling at him here. And I could see it in the dim of like a street light. There was like a figure on the street. And they kept going, Max. Max. Max. Lucy has just told us a story that we definitely, I don't think we can put on the podcast. So you would have heard just a big bleak just like, you know, that was my leading experience. Oh my God. But like, I think it's like, because you know everyone was okay, but I don't know. Yeah, okay. Maybe do what you can with that. But basically, moral of the story was this poor bloke was just putting on this huge show, thinking the whole time, little 23 year old me was his ex boyfriend. You're like, Charlie. And I'm like, person. And I'm like, my name is Lucy. I think maybe you need to send him a text. Because he's not here. Like I was like, bro, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I put on the water works for the wrong person, my guy. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. And you know, I do him with that what you can, carrot. I can't help it. Anyway, there's enough content to get me canceled for the rest of my life. Yeah. I'm like, God, what are you doing? What's on the podcast today, girls? Okay. All right. What are we, what are we keeping in there, produced carrots? Well, the girls had a bit of a rant a little bit earlier. We're so happy about a couple of bits and pieces. The girls got a bit worked up by an MITA host. The first time I think you girls have ever been split on a decision. Yeah. And I like it when you split. We're beefing on the podcast now, guys. We beef. We love a beef. I know. It's good to see you bring back a bit of the beef. I like when the girls beef. Yeah, no, we've been beefing. What do we say? What do we say? We'll be fine this weekend. I'll be like, oh, no. What's up? Don't be funny about the show. No, I don't, I don't beef in front of you with the live audience. Oh, no. I should have the live soon. I know. We'll be there. We'll be there. Samurai. Will you be there, Hania? Yeah. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Did you say what you made it? Don't get me.

Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't get me. School without a formal. You're s***. Oh, I'm losing. No, we got this. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is his whole top again. I'm going to be like, it's so chaotic and I'm nervous. What's going to be able to do that? We're going to do some magic. Yeah, poor bastard though. Yeah, it's a tight-me-half-a-diet edit. Do you want to do it again? No, no, we'll keep it. Keep it as it is. Let's get into it. This is Lucy and Nikki. Lucy and Nikki. Ask you the question. Am I the A-hole? All right, guys, it's that time of the night where I get to read you out a little to the radio and you need to tell me if this person is always not the A-hole. Tell me. I knitted my brother's girlfriend a blanket for a birthday after she had mired one that I'd made for myself. I'm not a great knitter so it took me ages and I spent over $100 on expensive all including marino in colors that I thought she'd like. She seemed really happy when I gave it to her. Over the weekend, I found the blanket in a charity shop. Oh no! I texted her and she admitted that she did donate it because she found it a bit itchy

and thought someone else might appreciate it more. Oh, that's... I know. It was her gift and technically she can do whatever she wants with it but I'm really upset. It wasn't just a blanket. It represented hours of work, thought and money. I honestly imagine them keeping it for years, maybe even using it for their future children. No, not the poor brother. My brother says that I'm overreacting and I'm taking it personally. Am I the A-hole for feeling hurt? You're taking away to brusalling. No, that's not fair. I can understand why that would hurt your feeling. Yeah, but you can't be like but hurt at her. But... Why not? Well, because like, maybe she wouldn't need the blanket. I don't know. Someone that's got blankets coming out the wa-zoo. And actually one that my mum's friend admitted that I'm about to re-gift to someone. I'm feeling a little attacked. If I made a really special gift for Raffer and you thought it was so ugly and I found it at Vinnie's, I'm sorry, but I would be like, that's... I feel... I feel like we've heard this story before. I feel like this was a couple of influencer friends demise.

No, what do you know? I'll close at the markets or something. Yeah, do you know what they always see online is whenever people go to op shops and like obviously like a well-known influencer has just gone and donated all the clothes that they were gifted? Yeah, literally. And the influencer usually cops and's like, listen, I think if someone spends hours and hours and hours making something for you, keep it out of sentimental value for at least a few years and then give it to a Vinnie's where they can't find it. Yeah. Specifically. Maybe too soon. Yeah, I think so. How do they do it? I'm such a hoarder. Like, you know, just even get it out the house that quick. You must have really thought it was quite itchy. You're like, I'm a hoarder, but also I would throw it in the Vinnie's office. You're talking to someone who's feeling very overwhelmed in their house right now. Yeah, I don't know, I'm torn on that one. I think just relax. Just chill. Yeah, I'm going to say you're I reckon that she shouldn't take it that personally. Well, I love it when you tour to Vyderon these. I know. Oh, I'm just think Nick, if you gave me a gift and I and you found it in Vinnie's the next week,

you would be so off me. You'd be like, you're I'm you're I'm off you. That was going to say something then. It was going to be a bit more vulgar than that. I'd like to stop myself. My name is actually the father's girlfriend. You can't yet in laws. It's a family. I know it's risky. I don't know. It's never nice to give away any gift really quickly. I think you've got to hold it for some kind of small amount of time just as like out of like, you know, respect. My name really gifted a gift the other day to my mum that my mum gave her. My mum. Oh, it's like a mum. What's that? Oh, she never remembered the movie old school. The movie old school and he always tries to re-gift the toaster that he got for his wedding. Oh gosh. This is why honestly in general without sounding like a bit of a scrooge or like a, you know, the Grinch of the Soul Christmas, I just think all gifts are stupid in my opinion. In my opinion, landfill. I know it's risky. It is. It is just silly. No, I don't worry about getting me anything. Don't worry about it. I mean, usually do you have a little happy hour, but right now,

whiplash, change a tune. We've got some ranting to do. I feel like I just put Australia to be honest. Do you remember ages ago when I loved that house and I was like, I'm going to put it off in this house. I really love it. It's amazing. Guess who comes out of the little woodworks yesterday and buys it? No. Suddenly, my office is actually looking quite appealing to the owner. They gaslit me for about a month and a half saying that, nah, it's nowhere. It's not going to meet. It's not going to meet. Obviously, they haven't had any interest. And now they want to come crawling back looking for machine. You guys want, I don't even know if I wanted any more mate. Oh, no. No, no. No, they'll regret that. Do you know what he said to me? Do you know what he said to me? I've been here to grease his hair. He goes, it was actually really clean. I don't know how to like pants. Lose it. He actually looked pretty fresh. Oh, should I date him? He was the coast of what. No. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it.

I want to do it. I want to do it. I want to do it. Are you going to be lucky? He had the tucked in like t-shirt with like the business pants. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes. You know, smooth criminal really. Yeah. No, no, no. Both of them are like copper loaf on a real estate agent. But anyway, continue. I actually love loafers. But anyway. Same. He was like, yeah. No, yeah. Thanks. Thanks anyway. Yeah, nah. No, not going to cut it. No. Thanks anyway. And I was like, oh God, you know, I love this house so much. I'd do, you know, blah blah. And he's like, yeah, maybe you just, you know, it's try and get it up that bit higher. get a few side hustles. I'm not going to cut it month and a half later. He's the little assistant is like, oh, hey, we're just saying if you'd still be interested, will your offer actually come in quite close? Do you know what I'm doing? You can't even look me in the eye in my bro. Do you know what I actually would have responded to him? Shove it up, yeah, is what I would have said to someone like that. No, and you know what I would have. Well, I'm feeling really like confused about this whole situation now, because now I'm going to. Sorry, mate. Now I feel like I'm being a little bit immature, I'm fighting

with the real estate agent. Oh, baby, wouldn't be the first time we've had a big with a real estate agent. I'm not doing it for the thank you, but a thank you would be nice. Guess what? We did a real estate agent. I apologize that we tried to get back what we did get back at. We had this a bit of a dispute with a real estate agent over some commercial property about five years ago. And to get back at him, you know, the real estate agent like posters that like the big built, like the things they have in front of the property with a photo of them, like, her, we bring it out, a life-size fedora and stuck it on his thing. So great. Oh my gosh, we need to find out about the justice. Yeah, and we all was like, just and we didn't even care about the money. We just thought, you know what, justice has been such. I can sleep easy once again. Oh, my God. I might actually one night prank all the real estate agents and just print out all the fedora and go back and on the office at all. But now we can get the rest of the time. Who are you, Amira? On the wall. Who's the smartest of them all? It's about to get tricky. Lucy versus Nikki. Yeah, yeah. So what you hear? There are five questions. Lucy and Nikki

must buzzing with their name when they know the answer. The first person gets the answer wrong. The other gets a chance to answer and claim a point. Best of five wins. We go to a tie bracket. If it's even today, girls, you were taking on the Mick Gala. Yes. And I actually had to ask our producer, Carol. I was like, come, I ask why we're talking about the Mick Gala now because it's in May, like what's the relevance? And there's some fresh news out of the Mick Gala. Isn't that, Carol? Yeah, a little bit earlier this week. Apparently one of the fashion designers who the Mick Gala is meant to be based off. It's come out that he was convicted of hate crime by French court in 2011. And so I think you don't quote me on it, but I think they're going to postpone or cancel the Mick Gala next year. Wow. They just changed the idea. Maybe designers are already working on it or who knows? Oh, God. That's a big event to cancel. It is crazy. It's Galeano is who is alleged the, you know, like the one that does the vanilla Galeano in San Bucca. I don't know what is some time

online. How gross. Galeano. I mean, the vanilla Galeano. I know exactly. It could have branched out and done fashion in their alcohol. You know, all right. Let's do it. Question one. Nice diversion. What's the liberty? Homelessly or a dress last year that people said look like an always start. Lucy. Yes. Rihanna. Yes. That's correct. Bad girl. Question two. What was the official theme of the Mick Gala last year? Oh, it was like tailoring or something. Wasn't it? No, that was a year before. Say your name. Mickey. Tailoring or something like that. Yeah, this correct. Can someone please enlighten me how Rihanna's a giant oyster is tailoring? Tailoring black star was super fine. Yeah, super fine. That's right. Yeah. It was the first time he was the oyster last year. Yeah. The oyster was lost. How was that super fine? I've got no one. Well, super fine delicacy dolls. That is true. Good boy. Oh, sometimes I'm like, you've lost me in this thing. Imagine you like a designer designing for your trade taking you on the culinary journey of their thoughts.

You'd be like, I don't get it. It's not going to be me. Yes, Lucy. If someone tried to be like, I'm not always. If they tried to dress me in that oyster gate, I would have been like, absolutely not like, what is this about? I'd be like, I'll have a plate, not on my body. No. And you know what I also think about the Mick Gala theme is just to interject my opinion that no one asked for. Come on. Take it away. Give it a try. Your rules. And next year's theme is better being better, but a little bit of bum bum, and they're like, yes, perfect. And it's like another person in the gown. I don't understand how that talks to the theme. I know. But some of them, I really do get it. Some of them I do. Yeah. But some of them I like all of your own adaptation of something, which is, you know, it gives a lot of design as a chance to be creative. So let's wait too literal. I'm like, I do not do. Let's get the oyster designer on the phone. And tell us through. Talk us through that absurd design. All right. Next question. Three, one, all in which city is the Mick Gala held? Luke. Oh, yeah. New York. And I've been in New York when the Mick Gala was on.

And it's like, look at the dream. See the bloody. Down. It's gridlocked. All right. Question four. What was the theme that you lose? But a big butterbun show. Question four. If you get this right, Lucy, you are the winner, which celebrity will Marilyn Monroe? Yeah. Keep that asian. That is correct. The winner. The winner. Woo. There's a loose congrats. That was a clean sweep from you, do you? And guys, just to speak to Julie, her from before Coachella, potential lineup had line up. I went to Julie, her's Mick Gala after party. You did too. Didn't you? Okay. She must be bloody nice. So I'll say, do you know what? It was out of club. That was quite nice. But like, listen, it could have just been any club. I was like, wow, it's good to see this. Let's just get in at about with the regular kind of nightclubs. Really? Well, it certainly wasn't like some kind of crazy, like, Buzzi, Ella, Andreas, you know, like VIP vibe. It was still quite bougie, but not like crazy, boozy. Interesting. Yeah. Good. Do was pretty good like that. When she was here in Australia, she was doing like, was that electric? Yeah. She's doing

with it. And her dad gets her out of her too. I follow her whole family. I'm obsessed. And her energy is just infectious. I don't love her music to truth be told, but her energy as a person, I'm like, wow, you just look like someone I would. Do you know what she is? She's sexy. Yeah. And do you know what she is, babe? You would not dodge her on a bendite. Like you'd want to sit with her. You would want to be with her. Yeah. Her family's like that too. Like when she was here in Australia, her dad was like going out with people for like that I know. Like he was going to just normal bars hanging out. No, he's a manager. I'm pretty sure. We are talking X, X text etiquette. That is a mouthful, but texting your ex, you know, it's kind of like it's always one of those things. It's like, do you text them for their birthday? Do you say Merry Christmas? It's kind of like just because you were together, is it still appropriate to reach out? I feel like this is such a debate with different people. And it also really depends on the breakup as well, I think. Yeah, it just depends on the terms of your break up, your relationship, your current situation. Literally.

I have a new partner. Do not. But anyway, I've got an article in front of me and it's about one recently single woman and she decided to message her ex boyfriend for his birthday. Despite knowing better, she sent a brief message. Happy birthday. I hope you had a good one. Seemed harmless and then came the silence. She was immediately like super regretful, started spiraling, started being like, why do I even text him? And you know, we're just going to let you know from a psychologist point of view, this could be why. Replying can really disrupt the healing process. So I feel like if you kind of sent, like put the, what do they say, extend the olive branch, it just has to be from your own accord. Like you can't really expect anything in return. Sometimes they do it about needing reassurance. So like, do they still care? Do they miss me? Do I even matter? Blah, blah, blah. So hang on, these are the reasons why someone might text their ex. Might not reply. Right. Okay. Okay. I was confused by that. No, no, that's all right. Another one, a reply can reignite hope.

So warm response may trigger fantasies of reconciliation, even when nothing about the circumstances that ended the relationship has changed. Respecting each other's boundaries. So boundaries exist for a reason. If you've decided to not have contact, some people are just like dying on that hill, you know? And then lucky last outcome may be difficult. Cold response, no response or an unexpectedly warm response can all be emotionally challenging. So I think about like a million times when I've texted different axes and even the same axe at different like points in breakups. And like, I could tell you every single time there may be a different reason like for why they didn't reply. Yes, totally. Not replies. We're like, one axe I've texted and he didn't reply and I think that's because he was still in love with me. One axe I texted and he didn't reply and that's because he's new girlfriend didn't let him. One axe I texted and then he blocked me on every single possible form of communication. And that's because his girlfriend definitely didn't want me to reply. Wow. Yeah, we have that last weekend. My axe I looked out at my phone and I've got a miss call

from like my last relationship. And I was like, why was it accident you're okay? So I did never marry my kid now. She screamed shot and sent it to me and goes, oh my god, babe, jump scare. And I was like, I think you should at least text him back or call him back because I just know that when an axe reaches out for a phone call at this point, it's one of two things, especially knowing the history of you guys. Like they're on great terms. So if you're, there's a miss call, it's to tell you something really important, like something relevant to his family or something or him or it's a mistake. So I was like, there's no way he's calling you just be like, hey Nick, how's your weekend? I know, I wasn't like a cat-chut chat. Yeah, no, he, basically just was like, oh, I'm still in love with you. I want to get back together. Not kidding. He said, he's like the fourth. No wish you would think that's all I've been. I was just making sure I carried on showing you a listening. He said, four thing he goes, oh my god, so sorry, Siri stitched me up in the car. I was like, oh,

I'm going to break. So I, my husband now, his name is Oli and I have this old contact. He was like an old boss at like a job when I was like at uni saved in my phone. And when I Siri to call Oli, it always tries to call this old boss from way back and I'm like, I just need to delete his number so I really don't need it. Oh, no, I hate that. Siri stitched me up sometimes, doesn't it? Siri, you know, she's not always accurate though. That's not good. Oh my god, I cannot believe this would not fly now. Okay, tonight on this would not fly now or wouldn't as they say in the English language is a show called Shattered. So it was the reality TV program shown on channel four in the UK and it aired in 2004. So is the UK? Honestly. Oh, I reckon it's more the US, don't you reckon? There's been a lot out of the UK on this. I think about my little Britain embarrassing border use. That's not all right. No, it's a little bit, no, but do you know what little Britain would not fly now? I love little Britain big fan. No, apparently so I'm Ann breastfeeds from his mother.

Yeah, Betty goes, Betty. Yeah, Betty. I'll be there. Oh, hello. So Ten contestants were challenged to go without sleep for seven days. Actions were monitored undergoing daily performance tests and a variety of challenges. They were competing for the potential of £100,000 with deductions made every time they fell asleep. Let's give this audio. So now until next Saturday you can watch them as a face week of grueling challenges that will get harder for them to do the longer they go without sleep. Every night this week, one of them will be eliminated in a live challenge or test them to the very limits of their brain endurance. Quite simply, they'll be shattered. Every time someone shuts their eyes more than 10 seconds, they lose £1000 from the price fund. No, this is literally making me feel sick. Yeah, that's crazy. That's like human cruelty. Wow. Says here, it says, um, Claire stayed awake the longer she endured 178 hours of sleep deprivation and ended up

winning $97,000 in prize money. How many days is, speaking of which to me, how many days is $197? I've got no quick math here, darling. What do you want to have today? 178 hours. 178 hours is seven days and 7.45 days. That's how much you ended out asleep. Yeah. That would be cool, bro. Well, they were apparently one of the contestants reported major hallucinations, believed himself to be the prime minister of Australia. Oh, and then another one. I wonder if he had a bushy eyebrows. It's giving John Howard something unusual thing of all the things to hallucinate about. That is specifically the prime minister of Australia. Oh, yeah. This is a little bit off topic, but what about that? Check that woke up from a coma and spoken to Chinese accent. Is that real? Or is that fake news? No, it's legit. One of the funniest things I've ever seen on the internet. I was like, thank you for gracing me with this unusual thing. I'll put you. You know, my neighbor, I'll lady, used to have her husband went to war and he came back speaking in completely different language. Like he got bombed or something. Oh, I'm sure he just didn't learn the language of the locals

where he got like he came back and couldn't speak English. Oh, well, that's crazy. It's a little quadratic, but they're crazy. Anyway, I'm glad that that show is another longer running because I feel like that would actually be really detrimental to people's health. And like sometimes you can do those things. Look, the empty asleep is like so important. Well, that could do irreparable things. Like you could become an insomniac. Like, no, thank you. I'll just have a newborn and you might actually succeed that challenge. Yeah, seriously. Socy. Sexy. It's Lucy and Nicky's Naughty 940. Okay, guys, I have got some statistics in front of me about none other than open relationships. It's probably a good conversation that I feel like becomes more and more prevalent. So body and soul's 2026 sex senses has found that one in three young Gen Zs, those age between 14 and 29 and one in four millennials, which is the age bracket we fall into,

prefer open relationships having more than one sexual partner compared to 10% of boomers and 7% of Gen X. So that's like one in four millennials. That's pretty crazy to think because I don't know anyone that is in an open relationship personally. Yeah, not really. I've heard of it along the way, but no, I'm close to us, I guess. Yeah, like I don't, I know that it happened, but I definitely like if you would line up 30 of my friends up in line one four. I feel like a lot of people say that they are when they're trying to bloody get a little something under the belt. Dodgy Dodgy. Dodgy. Well, is that an open relationship? Or is that cheating? Cheating down. Okay. That's what I'm saying. They say that they are, but then you're like, wait a minute, no, I'm not. Yeah, true. Okay. What else have we got in this fun little article? So it's saying, I'm good in front of me. It says that people in Sydney and Melbourne are really driven by different things. They reckon that Sydney lovers are driven by deep emotional bonds made in the bedroom. And then people in Melbourne feel the need for validation and being desired in the bedroom.

I'm like, how the hell have I got these stats? I would love to know. And it says that someone in Melbourne says that the dating scene is a doom and gloom because they can't go out and walk the bond eye to bronchi like everyone else. We're just doing it for fun and excitement up here it would seem. Interesting. 42% unwinding and relieving stress. Well, I feel like people are meant to be stereotypically more wound down in Queensland. We're in the tropics. I don't do you reckon? Like weather related. It's like sunshine makes you happy. Yeah, true. I guess that's the, I guess that could be true. I just don't think you can measure. I know. I'm like some of these articles. Some of my kids live from where they live. And in Melbourne, I felt I needed more validation, but it's very not a problem. I was just craving a bit of humor connection. I don't know, Sarah Tonan, babe, if you're out walking around, you kind of feel better about yourself. It's true. You know, the Melbourne Olympics, we call to get my pants off. Incredible story in front of me.

So it's about this nudist resort, which is located in France. And basically, a girl's written an article. She's visited it multiple times throughout the years, seven times over more than two decades. And she reveals a bit of a glimpse inside of this hotel. So it can actually accommodate up to 40,000 people when it's busy. Like, can you just get a visual of that? 40,000 people in the nude. Yes. Like, let's just actually think about that. I would be like, am I in a simulation right now? What's going on? So just normally they just kind of swim, sunbathe, drink coffee, they eat it the restaurants, browse the shops, all in the nude. It's giving like 40,000 people is like, it's like quite a large town. And it's absolute busiest. Well, it's a village, sorry, I should say, a naturalist village. Where? In France. I can't pronounce it. Cap, are guard. I'm going to call it. But I don't know the pronunciation. And Lucy, we actually just got some. It's full of

swingers. Yeah, that makes sense. It's getting to that. Oh, sorry. And you wouldn't believe what she found after dark. Well, you don't get around with no clothes unless you want someone to, well, you know, it's internationally famous for its swinging scene. It's got clubs advertising phone parties, BDSM events and opportunities for couples to meet others. And basically, it's kind of like looks very sort of harmless during the day and then by night. But is everyone in the nude during the day? Yes, literally just getting coffee and eating restaurants and stuff. Wow. Shopping, browsing, just doing that thing. Lucy's walking around nude in a cafe. Well, maybe if it's really, really hot though, it would feel quite liberating. I'm googling this place. I don't believe this. I reckon this is not true. 40,000 people. Well, they're sitting around in the nude. Well, they say despite the, it's got a mix. Noble describes a resort as a fascinating mixture of traditional naturalists, older couples, families, first time visitors and people experimenting with a more liberated

lifestyle. There's no way people are taking their kids to these. I've seen nudist families hanging out in like Santa Pay. Well, is this close to Santa Pay? Because I do know that that's like the South of France is kind of famous for swinging. Yeah. Well, even just like families, whatever, I just don't, I think there's a lot of, there's a lot more, um, you know, acceptance around being in the nude. Well, I mean, on one hand, I think it's great. On the other hand, I think it's like could be a bit of an attraction for perverts, but anyway, you know what I mean? Well, I don't know. 40,000 people that I feel like they probably also feel like they've found their scene. Like if you, like I've been to a nudeist beach, um, up on the sunshine coast once, and I just could not believe the amount of old people doing yoga in the nude. Yoga. Yeah. Big stretching. Big bullbags in your face. Anyway. If I check in, um, in that town that we can't pronounce in the South of France on my next European holiday, you know exactly what I'm there to do.

It's on the South of France. It's near Montpellier and I must say. Yeah. Okay. Have a, a guard. There you go. Look out. So guys, if you love today's episode, make sure you give us a follow wherever you get your podcasts and also on Instagram, TikTok, join us in our close Facebook group, Happy Hour with Lucy and Nikki and don't forget to share. Tell your friends. We love you.

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