r/Tinder | TINDER TANTRUMS AND TIRADES!!

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1:08Yeah, ram time. I'm swiping right. Hello friends, welcome to our slash Tinder. With all the bad dating stuff we've done on the channel, I thought it might be nice to get some bands back and forth before everything goes super sour. And there's some really good lines in here too. So, uh, let's see. Found one from a wild bank if I recall correctly, he unmatched me after. Oh, Matthew, what are you doing out here, Matthew? Oh, he says, huh, I'd probably want to go to talk about. Is that a restaurant? It is, right? You got the job. Just stop talking. Because you get sit down. Yeah, I'm sure they bring your food to your table. If I wanted to, I could tip. I think that makes it a restaurant. I am slain. I was thinking more like the Ritz for first date, but I guess Taco Bell works.

2:08The Ritz doesn't have Baja Blast, Matthew. Oh, my God. That's a keeper right there. Matthew, he's not being this true authentic self. OP Dail, it does. He's like, yeah, I just want the Baja Blast. It's fine. He's a marketing ploy that works. All right, here's one called. I'm honestly blown away. You want to hear a funny story? Yeah, a girl walks into a bar with her co-workers. See this cute bartender, but can't flirt because she's got a complicated relationship going already. Low and behold, L.O.W. Low. As she's heading out the door, the ravishing bartender gives the girl his name and number. She's in disbelief and baffled on what to do. She says, thank you and a leaves. By the next morning, she has to throw away the number and hope fate will let her set eyes upon this man again. Well, months and months later, she's single and matches with him on

3:13Tinder. Thank you, fate. The end. He's like, yeah, I got the date. I ain't even the bartender. What the fuck? This chick is super screwy. I guess that's one way to live your life. Hey, cool. I got that guy's number and I kind of like him better throw it away. Okay, I guess the opportunity has to knock twice for you, huh? I'm way too neurotic to live this way, but I don't know. Must be nice. Must be nice. I wonder why she's single. Yeah, you really do just see the most unfortunate requirements on Tinder, don't you? About me. Swipe right only if you meet the criteria below. Must be five foot ten plus must make 80,000 plus and looking for other sources of income. Yeah, this source of income was you. I'm trying to be a two-income household. She's like, oh, no, I don't do that. Well, share your location and social media passwords with me.

4:16Aren't allowed to have any female friends without my permission. Oh, my god. This is it. How does it get worse every single sentence? Why are you this insecure? Who hurt you? You need to let that go before you get back on the market. How about he must be financially stable and are against loans mortgages. So what you're saying is you never want to buy a car or a house? Okay. I'm financially stable, but I'm not gonna take out a loan. I guess you can buy a decent use car. He must be dominant and kind and sympathetic and funny and family oriented. I mean, those are all fair dues, I suppose. You are okay with me taking a girl's trip. Oh, and you lost me again. Are they going to be boys on this girl's trip? Tell you what, how about you give me your social media passwords. Let's see how that one flies. She not gonna like that none too much.

5:19This is wild, dude. Just for fun, let's head over to I got standards bro.com. Now we'll set okay, not married 5, 10, 80,000 per year. What's the probability of meeting someone in that range? 2.5%. And the age range was as specified. So yeah, that's up to 40. It's not the worst probability ever, I guess though. It could happen. Alternatively, life is gonna hand this woman a very hard lesson in some form or fashion and that's unfortunate. One of the biggest red flags on dating apps I can imagine is them describing their ideal partner instead of telling me anything about themselves. You're never gonna find anything meaningful in somebody that only sees other people as like, oh, you can do this for me. Okay, yeah, I can't. What are you contributing to the equation? I exist. Whatever. I need a girl's trip. Sure, man. My name is Van and this loved me speechless.

6:23Bravo. Do you have any tattoos? Like 12, I think. Why? That is good. My mom told me never to trust in unmarked Van. All right, but I do have candy in the front seat for real. Hey kid, get my van. I'll give you some candy. Okay. It's clever. I like it. We can learn a lot from our sledge tinder about normal human interactions and some not so normal human interactions. I hope they went on the date. I hope they vibed. Here is an absolute bullet dodged. I'm actually a very difficult person to connect with personality wise. So let's make this simple. Tell me something unique about yourself and why you think you're better than other potential candidates on here. No, I'm good. Robin really out here acted like this is a mating ritual, right? You have to build an

7:30estadance for me. Not bitch. We're birds. I'm good. Back away from that one. Played and simple. How's that ever going to work? She probably wonders why she gets unmatched too. You're essentially walking up and being like, hi, I'm a maniac. Would you like to go on a date? No, I'm good. Oh, we go from a feel good bullet dodging moment to a very sad moment. This OP did catch the bullet. Second time I match with this girl, I don't get some people. We match before and I called you fat and it shattered your small ego. Then why would you match with me again to remind you that you're still a fatty. All right, well, let me tell you like this girl all the hair in the world isn't going to hide a jawline that looks like it can crack a chest nut. Go ahead and choke that down for a minute. That's really what you want you to come back with. You know, that's why she keeps matching because once you get your nuts up, she's going to be like,

8:33oh my god, put your big fat babies in me. Yes, they shall have a jawline like you as my dear. They shall be masculine boys. Well and penis. I really all want the day, dude. Oh, what's happening anymore? Okay, let's try this one. Boy, I sure do love online dating. We all do. Makes the world go around. Feels like a human connection when it's not and we can advertise to you. So I have to really stress about this business model and this woman's business model as well. She says, what do you do for a living? I'm a machine learning engineer. Aren't you unemployed? What do you do for a living? Yeah, I'm unemployed. Living on savings, but my profession is machine learning engineer. How much is your monthly salary? At least have a little more finesse. You know, it's the worst gold digger ever. She's like, how much gold you got in the

9:37bag? A one half. I existed near you. I said, I'm just living on my savings. I have money saved up that I'm living on. How much money do you have now? She's just an evil prospector on a tender app. What do you do? Shout out by me things. There's gold in them, not our accounts. I'm good. I'm good. Oh, I'm not sure what to do here. Hey, do you all three ladies come together? I mean, if you're into that, a wreck. I'll be outsourcing his game to Reddit. You didn't stand a chance, son. There are a few of us, do this is just a test. Okay. It's cleverly disguised as not a test, but do know that this is a test. Made a tinder account and put this as my profile picture,

10:43Tinder thinks my boobs are my friends. I mean, aren't they? You mongous hunga longa nono longa If they aren't, shouldn't they be? I think I rest my case. New kind of guy just drop. I know where the clitoris is. I just don't care. That's right Logan. Yein in the toilet. I don't know. I get there maybe. I'll be super nonchalant. Pay for the little check mark on my Tinder profile. But I totally don't care. Although, no, who's buying it? I'm sorry I had to be this way Logan. That's why I really want to say. Hey, look, there's Zoe. Impress me in one sentence. Go crazy wacky emoji. Nah. I love these two. These are my favorite. I thought you're fucking dancing monkey. Go away. So there's nothing impressive about you. Crying laughing.

11:44Nah. Not really. What you got going on that's so impressive. Damn, dude, I love it. I have size G-Tits if that counts. And then the original post title says, yeh, that counts. I exist and I grew these. Wow. I guess we're just gonna let that one slide. Fellas. Fellas. Yeah, dude. Yes, precious. Yes, absolutely. Yes, heavans. Yep. Yeah. Right job, boy, how? I'm with the youngins. Yep, the fellas say it slides. It's fine. Why am I even on Tinder? Big tits for a sleep girl. He big tits for a sleep girl. Bold opener for a mediocre dude.

12:44I mean, you both put it so succinctly. Maybe in some universe you do belong together, you know? I probably shouldn't say that. This sounds like a fate worse than death for her. I mean, it's got some deliverance vibes, doesn't it? Hey, you got a pretty mouth. Bad opener. Just wide to back. Spent a like just to send a message. What? You have to use likes. It's a currency now. I hate everything. Sarah says, all I ask is that you treat me like a princess. I will marry you to a foreign nobleman who ensures diplomatic relations with their country. Worth it. Hey, I love having this invisible currency so I can shit post everywhere online. I'm pretty sure that's what Teddy Coids was trying to do, but somebody beat us to the mark on that one. What could I say? Alright, move it on. I have this effect on women. Oh, impressive, OP.

13:44Show me your game. She says, okay, shoot. He says, what's the collective noun for frogs? I have no idea, unfortunately. It's an army of frogs. Did you know frogs have teeth? No way, no way, yes way. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. It's the whole prey in place on their upper job. Now that I've told you a frog fact, tell me something about yourself. Do you have autism? I'm leaving. You cut me real deep. And yes. The special interest is a bit too specific. Maybe he's a frog scientist guy. It gets really specific in these days and times. Tell me something you're passionate about so I can poop on it when you have too much knowledge of it. Makeup. Probably. I like your frog fact, OP.

14:46We don't have to be out here, wrist up, right? We could be a little tis-dub. That's fine. A touch of the tism. He never hurt nobody. I was not expecting this. If you want a burger, the Eda burger. I don't know, perfect. Core vine memory. I do remember that vine was a magical time. You want a side of poo, not me with that burger? Damn, surf and turf. Oh my god. Can you eat poo like that? It seems like it's going well. How big is your weenie? I'm trying to go to weenie hut junior. If you know what I mean. Super weenie hut junior is the best I could do. Would you be mad if I had a weenie too? Is that a truck? No, it's a- Three, no, two, no!

15:47That's good, Tory. You're nice enough front about that. Either way you go on this OP. I'm mad at you. Come be me though. I'll say that much. I was probably surf at turf. This is clearly turf and turf. I was drunk when I sent this last night. There's your problem. What does this mean? Do you want me to come over and eat your- Oh, thank you because of my followers, right? Close enough. It wasn't answer in the affirmative. And I think that was the intended purpose maybe. So hey, maybe drunk texting isn't so bad after all. Are you sure about this? We should all try it out tonight.

16:47Oh, there we got Kate over here. She's 19. My boy, friends. Penis is so small. So looking for a man that can satisfy me. Devil emoji. Oh, Kate. You're a bitch. You're 19. I get your need to explore and whatnot. But if you're not getting what you need out of the relationship, then it's time to break up. Do the exploring without crushing another human being. Thanks so much. See, I was much nicer with that one. I didn't even talk about Kate's hands. Those- those figures look like they're about to transform into fat girl figures. That's all I'm saying. Damn it. I did it right at the end. Next time we'll get them. Next time we'll get them. It's fine. Life of a technician on dating apps. Yo, wanna fix my car, though? Dude, why? Stop it. I take it all back. There's no normal human interactions here.

17:48Just a bunch of sociopaths trying to suss out what one person can do for the other without having to give anything in return. Right? But OP. You know, heavy is the head. He just says, what's wrong with it? The battery just keeps dying, but I got it checked. And they said it was fine. It's probably your alternator. I don't know. If you replace it and it keeps dying, it'd be your alternator. And any mechanic shop in the world should have told you that. Uh... OP continues. It could also just be something goofy with the positive cable from the out to the battery. So, uh, check that too. Easy peasy. Oh, that's one that I wouldn't have considered. Thank you, car guy. And she says, thank you. Ah, ha, ha, ha. What's funny, bitch? No problem. That's $85. Yes, for the diagnosis. Oh, coffee would work too, though. Ha, ha.

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20:14This is text with threatening ore, isn't it? We actually laugh right now because I'm getting a little nervous. OP clearly not of a business mind because he gave the information away for free. You say we can discuss it over coffee, but don't just hand deliver. That's probably why she laughed. She evil. Have a girl on Tinder. Now people are going to be super mad. I bet my wife on Tinder. Okay, she wanted a good one. How about that? Now everyone gather around. I want to introduce you to Brynn. Brynn is 5'2". She's 32 and she's a graphic designer. She's got some of the most hilarious pictures. The family photos with the not just the phase kids. That's beautiful. The fake Harry chest and everything. Brynnny and the Brynn.

21:14I'm all the characters. Why not? Look at this. I gave myself a fake mustache. What else do you want from me? Family photo at the beach. Goth's son. A very excited daughter. And she's kind of bad too though. Personality like that. She ain't going to be on the market for long. Oh, look at this splash mountain one. The emo kid is having the most fun. I love that. She got a cat. She likes cats. I'm not a fan personally, but you know. It's not a deal breaker for everybody. And then the Wonder Woman ones. It's really quite well done. She seems fun, dude. I hope you swipe right. You might be missing an opportunity. The only downside I can see is lips and Cincinnati. Now you're in Ohio. Now you'll never leave Ohio. That's terrifying to me. Oh, and then Brynn's actually in the comments. I just back away slowly.

22:15Pretend we didn't say nothing. It's fine. Have a nice life. I decided to clear things up today. I'm sure it's going to go well for you. I usually go for fours, but I guess I'll settle for a night. I roll emoji. Winking emoji. I hope that's not your targeted age range. I brow raising emoji. I want one officer right there. I walked right into that. You did say you grew with my pickup line. Do I need to try another one? Laura, I ate a pito. Congratulations. You played yourself. Laura's just out here to have some fun, I think. This wasn't ever a social situation that you could have won. She let you know that she wanted to ruin your day. And you're like, sure, go for it. How bad could it be?

23:16Now all of Reddit knows you're here. Oh, man. Well, that's not terrifying at all. Meet William 45 looking for short term fun. 6 for two 255 pounds highly experienced. And I like fruit and vegetables. You're a robot, aren't you? I like fruit and vegetables highly experienced at human experience. One day, I'll be the most known serial killer of all time. We'll primarily focus on women in their 20s and 30s. For now, you're all safe and I'm safe to date. For the time being. Have a great day and best of luck to you, girls. Stay safe. Is this your attempt at humor? Police never do this. I get dark humor. I'm a fan of dark humor.

24:17This, it feels like it doesn't really even toe the lines. Hey, I'm gonna kill people. Okay, goodbye. Okay, scenario. We meet in person at a coffee shop. You can either a kiss me or b kiss me. What would you do? Can I get my coffee first? Women. These are the best response is bar none. No, Spencer. Well, why are we in a coffee shop then? The hell is this interaction? Disappointed mother and teenage son vibes is what I'm getting here. I just want a freppuccino. Gosh. And of course, she unmatched right after this. But you know what? Maybe that's for the best. Maybe it's for the best. Another one, she unmatched shrug emoji.

25:19Hey, cutie. I'm selling videos and pictures. Shut up and take my money. You should be doing that on only fans, not dating apps. No! Well, that's what this site is for. This is for like, you know, dating. Like I was hoping to take you out and use my wit and charm to eventually see you naked. If I wanted to go the other route, I'd just go to the other site. Cossie less, too. Price of a Wapert Burger King. God forbid, I'm trying to make a human connection out here. So you're gonna human connections? Meet Jay. A small business owner from University of Florida. Jay is vivacious at 34 years old. She's a Sagittarius-based non-smoker. Meh. Master's degree. Drinks on special occasions. And she is a pescatarian. Mental health awareness. Dog lever, cat lever. DIY. Floor the native. Not looking for hookups or anything of that nature. Never married. No kids.

26:19Seems to me like this could work out. You give it the old swiperoo. It's slided to the DM saying, So what kind of small business do you on? That's not the topic I'll speak on until I'm more a clean-ed. Okay. She's trying to make sure you're not a gold digger this time, I guess. Okay, then what topic would you like to speak about? Law. That's all you can come up with. O.P. comes in with the clap back. With a profile as generic as yours, I pick the only thing which could start a conversation, which you shot down. Have a nice day. Laded down quite flat. These dudes on Tinder not taking no shit. And I love to see it. As far as the question in the topic of these pictures, did I do something wrong here? Nah, dude. What else are you gonna do? I don't want to sling accusations around, but I think it's pretty safe to assume that Jay isn't to some sort of MLM.

27:21Have you ever heard of essential oils? All right, I'll match. That's fine. I'm literally at a loss for words here. You spider-tats awesome. Did you design that yourself? Yeah, that's my work. That's dope. You're super talented. Do you do commissions? I actually don't do art at all anymore. Oh, gotcha. Any reason why? Or just stop doing it? My girlfriend killed herself. Shit. Sorry. Yeah, really took a turn, didn't it? I mean, that really got out of hand fast. How did we get here and how do we go back? There is no going back. Opie just says, do you still want to keep talking? Cause I don't really know where to go now. So blatantly honest at the end. I love it. All right, on to the next post. This isn't what I expected them to say. Camilla. Camilla?

28:21Who cares? Your bio says no one can handle me. I know I could handle you. Cause I'm part of you demon. Whoa, especially after a couple cold, millerlights. She says probably not law. Opie says, what's so crazy about you? I stabbed my ex three times in two seconds. Almost four times. He backed up in time. Oh hell no. This is a little total legboot status, right? I teleported behind him. I was like, oh my, wow, mo shinderoo. And he said, nanny. And I was like, you baca. What are you talking about? It sounds like a story that an eight year old child that was trying to be really bad ass would say, right? I almost sat down in like 18 times, but he backed up in time. So he was lucky. I totally would got him.

29:23Grow up. All right, here's our last post for the day. That was forward. Cause he always want to end on a high note, you right? So Chloe says, can't get that ass eight respectfully. We'll big out respect around here. Mine respectfully would rather eat your ass. Oh, everybody's too embarrassed to let somebody do it. Do it. It'll change your life. Have a nice shower and let's be adults about this. I'm pretty sure it's a two way street. Although this is how you get hepatitis. So I don't know. Probably not with somebody I just met, but whatever. Oh, sweet little man. I could take care of you, love. I'm not sure you want to. I am a hairy man. I want to enter the jungle. Oh, I mean, it's all right, like.

30:26Now possibilities are creeping into your mind. Aren't they? Yes. We're going to have some experiences. Aren't we? Yes. That's great. Like I said, she's going to change your life. I do worry a bit for Chloe's self esteem and stuff like that. But I don't know. Maybe OP is just a stud. Then again, no matter how studly OP is, I'm sure she once she gets that like post nut clarity. She's going to be like, oh my god, what have I done? You know how it be sometimes. Maybe you know, whatever. Either way, I'd like you to like, comment, and subscribe on the video. If it pleased you in some way, try to be a new editing style. Let me know if it works. It's a bit shorter. That's just to cut down on a life's workload and whatnot. But if you enjoyed the style, maybe share the video around. I'd appreciate that a lot. We got social media, of course. Many ways to support me, of course. Twitter, Discord, Facebook, Patreon, YouTube channel memberships, the little thanks button at the bottom of the video.

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