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Postgame Show: Handsome Helps

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"We have actual shelves in our merch store." JuJu has some takes on Traitors and Paradise, Greg wears a shirt with his own face on it, and Zaslow delivers his MVP of the Day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Postgame Show: Handsome Helps

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1:02You will see somebody. You know they are a trader, but then somebody comes slithers in your ear. Believe me. And you believe them because they look like you. And it's like, oh man, come on. And her handsome handsome helps. They are very handsome, salute the rob. Is that what happened there? Somebody who played the handsome dummy got over on everybody? Definitely. He had also snake tattoos. And I think that helped him a lot. He wore overalls with no shirt on underneath. And that really made people underestimate him. But that's his trademark. Because if you are a fan of Love Island, he wore those overalls on Love Island, got kicked off, came back to next season. He's been getting over for about four years, but I suggest you watch that Traders ASAP. Mina put you on that? Absolutely. After she came on, I was like, let's see. Because Mina comes is pretty awesome. So if she cares about something, let me give it a little care. And boy, she was right here in Duke Dennis. What his name is?

2:02Yeah, Duke Dennis. Yes, sir, they got a good show over there on that Traders. How about Paradise? I'm one episode in, so don't spoil, but that first episode. You're one episode into season two. Yeah, I've seen two. That's my show, Paradise. It's great. Paradise is so amazing. Four episodes out right now. It is amazing. Now, the first two episodes are amazing. They're slower than you would expect. The first one took a little bit to get into. Right, they're slow than you would expect, but very important information throughout. I promise you, Paradise is back. That's Sterling K Brown. I don't think there's anyone on television better than him when it comes to conveying emotion. He's an incredible actor. Billy Bob Thornton. She really... He's on television, and he is really, really good at conveying emotion better than Sterling K Brown. That's sort of what actors do, right? You know what I'm saying, man? No, I don't know about that, Landman. Yo, and everybody could stop getting my mentions

3:02and ask me if I know about that, Landman. Landman's good. Promise, I'll let you know. Great show with it. Before I get into the MVP of the day with Zazlow and Juju, and before I get to the polls, I have a question. Based on the shirt that you are hiding. The shirt... Wasn't where I was hiding a shirt. Well, can you... Can you unbutton the shirt to reveal whatever it is that's underneath your shirt? What is that there? I happen to be wearing a shirt with my likeness on it. No. If I open it up at your face. It's just your face. It's an inception of his narcissism. It's an inception of his narcissism. It's an inception of his narcissism. Look at that. I can't believe that. That is staggering. He's wearing a t-shirt with his own face on it. Harsh headed at the top of your head. Yeah, it really is. Hit it. Yeah.

4:02So, you can get my these in my merch store, by the way. They're flying off the shelves. Are they? We have actual shelves in my merch store. The weirdest thing. It's like a retail store. You can get some bulletins. You can get some scrolls. You can get some old Greg Cody things. It's like an old maybe store. But it's called old Greg. Let's do Zaz's MVP of the day, please. Um... V... V... V... All right, Dan. Last night. The Denver Nuggets. They beat the Utah Jazz 128 to 125 last night. But if we're going to talk about MVP. We better have a conversation about Jamal Murray. Jamal Murray last night. 45 points. He had 8 assists.

5:04He was 11 at 12 from the free throw line. There's a lot of good players out there. Balm saying is... Maybe we need to have a conversation about Jamal Murray for MVP. Oh, yes. Do we? He's not the best player in his own team. FVP of the day! Let's update some polls here at LeBitt's Hard Show. If you want to partake in the shenanigans, what do you have for us, Duju? Did you know that Larry King was once a dolphins commentator? Everyone percent of the audience said no, they did not. It's a good fact. We're a little bit about your team. Do you know what a bulletin is? 86 percent of the audience says yes, they do.

6:06Have you ever used shampoo in the swimming pool? 94 percent of the audience says no, they have not. What a liar. What a liar. Thank you. Strict year time zone. Mountain or central? 89 percent of the audience says mountain. Yeah, for sure. Does anyone use the word attend when talking about going to the strip club? 78 percent of the audience says no, they do not. More popular in Atlanta. The Atlanta Hawks, the Aquarium, or Magic City. 69 percent of the audience says Magic City. Wow. They got a wheel shark in there. Last poll, before I say this, at DLS Hoops on YouTube,

7:06please make sure you sign up ASAP. Is Elvis Doomerville the most wonderful of names? 71 percent of the audience says yes, and those are your polls. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.

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