Pineapples After Dark: Kennedy's Trip to Georgia

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1:03Very excited. Love it. So, I'm staying at Little Marriott right around the corner. Alpha Redda is like a suburb of Atlanta, about 45 minutes outside of Atlanta. And after the Saturday show, go back, you know, watching Little College Football eating some salmon, get a go to bed early, real excited. So I go to sit down at the bar. There's a man and a woman. So I'm like, do you mind if I sit here and the woman's like, we would love it if you sat down next to us. I'm like, okay, all right. Slow down. Whoa. Yeah. And then the man is like, you hear for the festival? And I was like, no, no, I'm just seeing France and she's like, honey, not everyone is here for the festival. And I'm like, what is going on? And then all of a sudden, all these people descend into the lobby wearing essentially degla lingerie. And there's a lot of like matching outfits, like men and women in matching little, they go out and they go out. And they even holding pineapples. Like what are by missing here? Yeah. So I high five and go to bed. I'm asleep by 930.

2:031030, I wake up to the fire alarm. And it's like, there is a fire in the building to not take the elevator, take the stairs, exit your room immediately, repeat there is a fire in the building. So I'm like, holy s**t. So I grab my phone, put my flip flops on. I run downstairs and I enter into the lobby of the festival. The festival is called Pineapples After Dark. No, it's one of them. Yes, come on. And the word Pineapples is upside down. And then everyone there is like, woo, chickabrampere. Oh, yeah, they were. And I was like, what alternate universe have I entered? So I find a lobby and I'm like, I go to the front desk and I'm like, is there a fire? And she's like, no, I'm so sorry. The smoke machine from the festival set off the smoke detectors. So it's at off the fire. They're out the entire building. Where is the fire in my pants? Oh my god.

3:03All right, listen, we're not competing. But the hotel right across the street from here, not the hard rock. I don't, I don't, I actually don't know the name of it. The way she used to go for sushi. Okay, remember we used to go to the sushi board. I can't see you in the bar. Yeah, where the hell is this? There's a hotel across the street. I don't know that I was walking in. There was a male hooker in the lobby. I was wearing my pink denim jacket. And he thought that he goes, he goes, no, he goes, he goes and you check again. I'd already checked in. I'm like, no, I checked in. I work across the street. He goes, I work here. It's a said to me, which is totally, I'm a professional. Wow. Yeah. So we're in my room. I'm kidding. But I was like, oh, that is amazing. I'd never see male hookers in, like openly on the street. Male hookers are usually discreet. That's why I'm kelp. There's nothing weird going on. If you were to hotel that hosted a pineapple convention. And the hotel across the street allows male hookers, openly in the lobby. It's a different time. It's a revolution right now. Yeah, it is a different time. Wow, the revolution. Yeah. It is on. But I got to tell you, so seven in the morning, I get up to swim because I always, whenever

4:04I do shows, I always find a place for the pool. So on Saturday or Sunday morning, I can swim bright and early before kids get in the pool. I get in the pool and there's a couple like fully just making out in the pool. And I was like, um, do you mind if I just swim? I'll just take a place. And they're like, no, absolutely get in here. Yeah. And I was like, oh man, I just want to work out. Oh, the horny hotel. That's amazing, though. And this old lady came up to me and she's like, what is going on here? She's like, all these people in these outfits, there was a woman who came down and her buttocks was hanging out. Like, like, Dernan, I'm like, yeah, no, that's, that's full, uh, pharmaceutical grade buttocks right there. Ah, and this is an alpha redder. Yeah. That's funny. That's one of the reasons. This is like a suburb, like, you know, an upscale, nice suburb. I went to the outdoor mall. It was lovely. Like, they have a DQ. I was in heaven there. And I think that's why they're like, no one will suspect a swimmers convention is going

5:06on. It's such a funny concept to like, you two need to get a room. They're like, I don't know. We have several. We're just trying to figure out we try to narrow you 18. That is amazing, but that's alpha red. I mean, that's why I never perform anywhere that starts with an A. And I was just saying this is my show in Arkansas on Saturday. I'm like, I would never go to a city. Well, Arkansas wasn't as horny. It was hot. It was hotter in its own way, but it wasn't as horny. I'm so happy you got to be around one of those though. It was hysterical. I got to show you their sign because it just, I took a picture and they were like, not pleased that I was taking photos, but it's like, look at the pineapples. Oh, my God. I planned destiny. Oh my God. I don't think we could show that. I don't think so either. I was dying. I should probably look again just to make that. What the hell is he? Wow. Wow. So you had a good weekend. It's fine folks, Georgia. Great to see you all. It's all out of you. And she gave the hotel on Yelp two thumbs up a buttocks.

6:07I mean, who knew? Who knew? Just right up there. Right up there. I love this for you. Don't go anywhere. More Kennedy saves the world right after this. This episode is brought to you by Caesar. If you're looking to serve your dog high quality dog food, just eat Caesar. Whether it's a protein rich beef recipe or savory chicken and vegetable dinner, Caesar offers a variety of delicious meals made with freshly crafted and slow cooked ingredients. All designed to support your dogs everyday nutrition without compromise. So if you're looking to serve a meal, your dog actually looks forward to every single day, they should totally just eat Caesar. Learn more at Caesar.com. Suffering from dry, tired, irritated eyes, don't let dry eyes win. Use Sistine Pro. It hydrates, restores and protects dry eyes for up to 12 hours. Sistine Pro. Triple action, dry eye relief. So last weekend, I went and saw Ed Sheeran because Fred, my sexy teenage husband,

7:08one ticket to see Ed Sheeran. So we went to MetLife. I always love seeing big concerts like that. It's always great to see, like, I don't listen to Ed Sheeran that much, but I wanted to see, like, how many songs I actually knew. What's the production like and all that? But I was really excited because Maclamore was opening. And I've never seen Maclamore live. I interviewed Maclamore in, like, I don't know, 2013, 2014. Something like that. And he was so effusive and like, oh my God, I never thought I would get to meet you. I watched you on MTV all the time. And I always wondered what would it be like. And he was so cool. I'm like, oh, what a great guy. He has turned into, like, not a lefty, not a Democrat, a full-blown calming. So he goes, he says the only reason I agreed to come on this tour with my brother, Ed Sheeran, is so I can say these two words. Free Palestine. And I'm looking around going, buddy, read the real. Nobody cares. No. No, I think those people got it in their heads that they represent something that has significant support.

8:09Yeah. And it never works anywhere. Like the guy who did it at the Yankee game got booed. Have you ever seen the guy who interrupts the, who interrupts the Seinfeld show? And Seinfeld goes, why here? He goes, tell whoever your bosses are. It's not working. You just gave a Jew more money. Which is so funny. But in every one of these places they do it, they're always the minority. But what is Ed Sheeran thinking? After the first time, McLeanmore does that. And so, you know, it's like right to our left, there's a couple. And the girl is just like, yeah, whoa! To whatever McLeanmore is saying, and the guy's like this, like he's furious. Yeah. And we're like, oh my god, that kid, that poor kid is probably like a nice Jewish boy. Yeah. And he thinks that he's in a relationship with a completely different person. And now he's just like, yeah, they're committing genocide. Zionism sucks from the river to the sea. And he is just like, and I'm like, that's why I'm like, read the room. Like you were in New Jersey, which is adjacent to New York. And how is Ed Sheeran like, oh, that's a great idea.

9:11Something nice and polarizing. I love it on the most apolitical ginger there has ever been. Let's get McLeanmore on the tour and let's wrap him up in a cafe while he's singing songs. So that is the bad news though for McLeanmore. So he got murdered off the tour. I know. Robert Kraft of all people said to Ed Sheeran, I don't want performing in my city. He's not going to be here at Foxboro. Yeah. But I don't care if you're not here at Foxboro. How about that? Yeah, take that Ed. But the bad news is he's off the tour. The good news is he hates the Jews so much. Mom Donnie just hired him. He's actually going to be working at City Hall though. Maybe his new music song. Yeah, it's going to be the music song with Mom Donnie. That's the biggest problem we have. I think in society right now is stupid people who think they're smart. Yeah. And you know, Bill Moore kind of talked about this on his show. So I gave him some credit for it. But he was talking about how we've taken the word genocide and it has no meaning anymore. Yes. Because there is a response in a war. But the truth is Israel is quite commonly taking civilians out of Gaza and treating them.

10:13Preemptively warning them. It's going to be a strike. I believe it was Bill Clinton who actually said Hamas is smart in creating a moral equivalence between them and Israel because they try to get their civilians killed. Yes. So I mean, you could argue that Hamas was committing a genocide but they're not because their population is quadrupled in it. But they never talk about Hamas. And for her. They never talk like what is problematic about Hamas? Ever. Never mind. I know right? And we were going to start and have this conversation. You know, Hamas would have a really big problem with a gay rapper. I don't know if you know this about gay rappers in Hamas. Atelech is not exactly through the roof. It's off the roof. I tell you what, Maclamore, go perform your song Same Love in Gaza. Let's see how that goes. Yes. Go ahead. Get on gratitude and bergs, flotilla. And just go ahead and float on over there and see how that works out for you because there's a good chance the Israeli Navy will probably have to save you before you get there. Yeah. And you're thrift shop still.

11:16This prison cell can't hold us. It turns out Hamas not a friend of the gays. They don't. You have a gay. Yeah, got Maclamore likes to do land acknowledgments before his show. Oh, God. And his capital hill, multi-million dollar mansion in Seattle is literally on stolen land. It's like go ahead and give it back to the tribe. Oh, man. Go ahead and give it back to the Muckleshoot tribe. They would love it. They would adore it. You ****, Howard. These people, it's just it's so exhausted. I mean, it's just like this is what happens when people who didn't graduate high school become emboldened and no longer employ anyone who will tell them now. They won't tell them now, but it's just two problems though. It's either the people who didn't graduate high school or the people who had too much college because they have the same issue. No, yeah. It's the same issue like that. The more the more elite you are because I was well today, there's a woman arguing in the New York Times that Sydney Swini does a bad job of portraying female athletes because she's in a gambling ad. I mean, this is in the New York Times where you're allowing someone with a penis to portray a female athlete.

12:16I mean, for whatever your misgivings are with Sydney Swini, I think she's pretty spot on with her portrayal of a woman. I mean, textbook wise, no. Brought the correct equipment. It's all the same. It's all the same people. It's the performative allyship of white people that nobody asked for. That's the biggest hindrance on societal function right now. And the people you are allowing yourselves with, they don't like you. They don't want any part of you. They're not impressed. They didn't ask for this. They did not ask for this. That's the problem. So I love it. But this is why more people are going to the pineapple after dark invention. You know, it's like, you're going to get a sit around and consume politics. I thought you're anyone talking about the Georgia Senate race or the Michigan South race. No, no one said free Palestine once. They said, all right, Jim, go have a wonderful week. We raised four. We really did. And now we're going to lower it right on your head. This has been Kennedy Saves World along with Jimmy Fala. I'm Kennedy. Listen, add free with the Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple podcast and Amazon

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