HYROX Race Disaster | "Selfish & Disgusting"

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1:00I think that's a say real last name. It's like W I E T R Y Z K. So I'm going to say Weetrick. And she lost control of her bowels mid race and kept racing. She's Australian and some people like, and it's, and we do it in Australia. We're a little bit of a tap of splases in our ought. No, that's actually gross and disgusting in a human bio hazard. And really puts a lot of people at risk for severe illness. It turns out that spreading your diarrhea all over yourself, your shoes and equipment in the middle of a high rocks competition is disgusting. And that is, that is not a win. The woman should have been disqualified. On the spot, she should have been removed from the competition so that they could have cleaned everything. That is so incredibly selfish. And she posted after the race, you know, she had to go get an IV like a wins a win.

2:01It's really not because it is not, you know, about your grit and determination. It is about you spreading liquid poo all over a pretty large surface area that is impossible for other athletes to circumnavigate. And you know, good for, so high rocks is, it's very interesting. I believe it is eight different elements of the competition. And they have like the skierg, which is a thing you pull down and then the sled pushed in the sled pole. And the farmers carry and it's all sorts of different things. You have to be in incredible shape to do these competitions to begin with, but to do well and to win, you have to be in really, really amazing shape. So if you see high rocks competitors, they are absolutely, they're thin and ripped and probably arguably in some of the best shape of any athletes in any competition, which makes it very compelling. It's very intriguing. You know, it's like, I have done triathlon for years. I'm sticking with it.

3:02I have no desire to try and put my body through whatever it would require me to do well in high rocks competition. I also have suffered from microscopic colitis for years. I made the mistake in the middle of one trough on of drinking red bull during the run. And that sent me to the porta potty within 30 seconds. Thank God there was one there. I have never pooped in my trough on suit in or a wet suit ever in the middle of race. I have never gone anywhere but a turlite, which is that is how the Lord intended. That is why porta potty were made. That is why there are support vessels and every type of competition like that because human feces is filled with all sorts of microbes that can get people really, really, really, really sick. Even if you, the pooper, are not sick, what is in your liquid Hershey squirts will send

4:06people to the hospital. And that's what makes this selfish. And I don't know if she is like me and suffers from an inflammatory bowel disease. And you know, maybe she had a flare up due to nerves or something she put in her body or an adverse reaction to food. It does not matter. Like there is something to be said for being a decent and thoughtful person as opposed to just getting the W. Because now her name is out there, she will forever be known as the diarrhea fire host. She will not be known as Joanna Weetrick, the really well conditioned, impressive specimen of an Australian athlete. She will ever be, forever be Diana Weetrick, the human poop machine who put other people at risk because she couldn't take 30 seconds to use the bathroom in private.

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6:08for second reason, it gets into any of your mucus membranes, even with you unknowingly grabbing something and just like scratching your eye. And now you've got her poop mascara. You can get very, very ill. And it is not worth it. I know this because I went to Julie Banderas's house on Thanksgiving for the Macy's parade when her orange juice fountain turned into a micro distilling fountain of terror. And everyone but five people of the 50 people, there were just five who did not get sick from that fountain. That is a kind of thing that can happen to people who unfortunately come across Joanna Weetrix poop. And I remember, I watched the Iron Man competition in the 80s. When Julie Moss, she was in the lead for most of the race. And at that time in the 80s, athletes did not know as much about nutrition and conditioning.

7:14And they just did not have the capacity to train and eat and drink and have all the shoes and all the support that endurance athletes have. Now, so by the time she got to the end of the marathon, she was dehydrated. She was exhausted. Her body had failed her. And she pooped in her shorts. And it was not liquid though. It was a nice solid turdlet. And I remember watching this with my dad and I was like, what is going on? And she was passed in the very last portion of the marathon by another athlete. And she refused medical help. She did not want anyone to help her. She even though she was almost paralyzed with dehydration and exhaustion, she crawled in her poop shorts over the finish line and didn't get anyone sick because it was not flowing out of her body. And that makes Julie Moss legendary because other people would have been embarrassed. She was defined by her poop in a good way because it was contained with Joanna Weetrick

8:18not contained and absolute disgusting selfish feces flood all over herself, the equipment and arguably all over anyone who unfortunately trought upon her poopy path, which was pretty much anyone who was competing during or after her in the competition. You, Barf, Gross, there is no more shame. We are living in a very dangerous time. The death of shame when your splattered turds might very well send people to the hospital. And we know what happens in Chinese hospitals. People go in. They don't come out. She might have launched another pandemic. Shame on you. You self-******. This has been Kennedy saves the world. I'm just trying to keep the world healthy, safe, fit and sexy.

9:19And if you are flooding carpet and sports equipment with your turds, you are not a sexy person. I'm Kennedy. Listen, Add Free, with a Fox News podcast plus subscription on Apple Podcasts and Amazon Prime members can listen to this show, Add Free, on the Amazon Music App. Oh, go ahead and leave me a review while you're there. I'd love to hear what you have to say. You've been listening to Kennedy saves the world on the Fox News Podcast Network. For the first time ever, Yamavar Resort and Casino at San Manuel is giving away a new Rolex watch for every club Serrano Card tier. Play with your club Serrano Card and on September 20th, you could be one of five winners of a Rolex watch. Plus, all winners will advance to the finale at Palm's Casino Resort Las Vegas for a chance to take home a rarity. The second Mustang Dark Horse ever produced on September 26th. Two properties, six winners, only at Yamavar Resort and Casino, your California to Vegas connection. Details at Yamavar.com must be 21 or older to enter participate.

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