Our Planes Aren't Getting Shot Down They're Just Spontaneously Falling From The Sky

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1:03but all you people in the live chat who had absolutely nothing better to do on a Sunday, were just sitting there in between masturbating, looking at YouTube. Hoping that something would pop up. If you guys want to let me know if we actually have sound, but I think we're going to be cooking here. I just ran all the tests. I checked everything. And if I was actually funny, I would be unplugging microphones and making sure the sound didn't play, but let's get into it. We got a lot going on, starting with the fact that we might be watching a ghost war right now, everybody. A lot of rumors circulating that Netanyahu always had six fingers and three pinkies. I don't remember that, but he was out and about today getting coffee. Twitter was quick to tell you that that coffee shop is in Jerusalem. It doesn't exist. Other people are letting you know that these are some of the first images we've gotten from Israel as they've done a media blackout as the powers it be, want to pretend that everything is perfectly fine. And nobody's losing a war right now, other than Iran. There's basically, say, anyways, we got a lot to talk about,

2:04but we can start with the fact that, you know, the supposed new Iranian leader, that the last leader was like, guys, I really don't know if I can leave this to my son. He's a bit of a nut job. And then at the start of the war, missed negotiations. We killed this guy's dad, his daughter, his wife. And apparently blow off his legs and he might be in a coma, which is why he's just putting out notes and he's not on television. We might be living in the world of that Stanley Kubrick film, how I fell in love with the bomb, where neither of these countries have a leader right now. And maybe they just have AI systems in place who are attacking each other. And we're on the sidelines observing a ghost war of two countries with no leadership, with an ongoing war with the US just getting involved with two ghost countries. I can't say it for sure, but I'm just not understanding the constant need for pretending like we're winning. How does that help? How does it help? If we're not actually winning this fight, why does Donald Trump need to convince us that this

3:07thing is going to best anywhere's ever gone ever in the history of wars? Are they sitting around with the CEOs of these military companies going, I just give it a couple more weeks. We had to get all this old gear off the books. Everything we've made for the last thousand years is basically irrelevant in this new warfare of drones. And this is our last chance to get all this gear off the books, Mr. President. Mr. President, we need you to use up every single one of these bombs while we still have them, because they're going to be irrelevant in about six months. When more of these tech wizard kids just build these cheap drones out of parts that you can buy at home depot. So please, Mr. President, can you keep this war just going on a little bit longer? And now listen, maybe we are winning this war and we'll get into some logistics because the range of things that I'm seeing and reading is really quite remarkable. But if we're not, it does feel a little bit like if you were boxing coach and your fighter is getting this shit absolutely mauled out of him. He looks like Rocky at his worst. Both of his eyeballs are currently out of its sockets. He's bleeding out of his ears. His mouth and jaw is completely broken.

4:11And the ref walks over to the corner and is like, hey man, unless your fighter shows me something, I think we got to call this fight and Trump's in the court are going, what are you talking about? My guys winning this fight. He's doing so good. Just wait. We already won it. We just got to go one more round and you'll see how well my fighters winning it. So with that introduction, I do want to get into some of the latest from this administration. But first, I'd like to share a retard at thought. And you know what? The runner mouth podcast is a safe place for a retard at thoughts. That's why you know, we'll read comments even from Slav. This is a safe place for a retard at thoughts. But this one popped into my head. And I just had to share it, which is over the last week I've been listening to a slaughterhouse five good anti-war book was recommended by a pal. I enjoyed it. And there's this narrative in the book of these alien creatures that know the ending of the world, which is a guy is experimenting. This is the very side of the book. I'm not ruining the book

5:13if you never read it. But this alien's going to experiment with some new fuel for his plane. And he's going to end up blowing up the entire universe. And they're not concerned with it because it's just the end of the world. And I was thinking back to our memories of kid. There was a show mighty max in the 90s. I think it was the 90s. And I remember it was real weird because the ending, the guy saw a mural on a wall, which predicted his demise, which was basically that they were going to be eaten by this black, this big black spider thing. And then you got to wonder how many times he's already lived through this because he keeps going back and using his magical hat to go back. And he already knows that the ending is reaching the spider and then every time he gets the spider, he just resets. And now here comes my retarded thought. So there's a new conspiracy online that perhaps Trump is a time traveler. And then it just got me wondering, you know, is Trump just, have we done Trump before? And he's just the end of the world. Doesn't that almost feel right in your soul that Trump is supposed to be like the reset button for planet earth? And he's just like

6:18we've gone through this on multiple planets and multiple different timelines and multiple different dimensions. And in every single circle of humanity, outcomes Trump, the big orange cartoonish figure goes, I'm going to make everything wonder. Just trust me. I know it has more common sense than he blows up the world. And it just do what we've been through the cycle a thousand times as a species of just coming to the Trump years. And it's going on through all of civilization. It's just the circle that we live in when God created the universe that along comes the Trump soul. And he just blows up everything and we start again. And I can't prove that to be true. I actually think that when people get very excited and they like to think, oh my God, it's the end of the world, it's not, you know, I think it's a human narcissism of wanting your life to be interesting and fantasizing and romanticizing that you're here for the end of the world. Because if you look at the chaos that's that's existed on planet earth and the odds of survival over the arc of human history, I don't think we're in any worse place than we've been in previous

7:21points. And I think people the same way they get nervous for sharks in the ocean or that their plane's going to crash is just a fascination with trying to be interesting as a human being. And so you like to panic that you're here for the end of the world because it's interesting to being here for the end of the world. How many how many people in human history got to experience the end of the world? None of them. Unless maybe you were around, I guess when the comet took out the dinosaurs and you were part dinosaur, you were conscious dinosaur, maybe dinosaurs were conscious. I don't know. We're sharing retard of thoughts today, everybody. But it doesn't something in your soul just feel like Trump is supposed to be the end. Doesn't that just make the most sense? Like if you just dig into your inner thoughts and think about this thing where it came from, how it rose to the top and the decisions he made once he had absolute power, doesn't it, doesn't that just kind of make the most sense of all the storylines here? All right. Now with that out of the way, we can actually get into all the latest from the Iran War, the breakdowns. And to give you guys the broadscrope, Scrope, Scropeless, Scropulums, Scroedums,

8:24to give you guys the broad strokes here. Of course, Donald Trump is just in this to win more. And the talking point is that we've got complete domination over the skies. They keep, I keep seeing footage on Twitter going, oh my God, they just busted out this plane. And the only reason you would bust out this plane is because you were taking out some serious target. And so they must be taken out the serious targets because that thing drops the biggest of all bombs. But then they can't tell you what target was taken out. They can't tell you what was blown up. And then I keep hearing, I watch a lot of Judge Nap show. I really like Judge Napolitano, particularly when there's these kind of things going on. He gets the war experts on and they keep talking about how you cannot win wars from the skies. And at some point, if you're trying to just continue a war from the skies, you run out of good targets. And so you just blow things up to pretend like the war is like you're still winning a war. But you know, you're not actually making any improvements because you don't have any targets to blow up.

9:24So I'm not a military expert. I can just tell you the two storylines going on right now is Trump. We've got absolute control over the skies. Look at all this unbelievable military gear that's flying over their skies. Look at all the stuff we're blowing up. And then other people telling you all the stuff that they knew about to blow up has been blown up. And now we seem to just be playing this game still of can we take out all of their munitions and all the stuff that they're using a blow stuff up? Or do they just the regime survive, go nuclear and end up needing, you know, with basically everyone who was our partner out in the Middle East going, you guys lied to us. You can't keep us safe. Get your bases out of here. We're not selling oil for U.S. dollars anymore. And that seems to be kind of what's playing out. I think the latest from this week is maybe Trump toying with the thought of sending in the Marines, taken over. They already blew up some random spots on Carg Island. Apparently that goes all the way back to earlier administrations. I think it was Carter who realized you can't take Carg Island because you'll

10:28just end up getting your soldiers blown to pieces. And Trump not wanting to blow up Carg Island because that will mean the end or at least for now the Iranian oil business. And more oil in the world, you know, suddenly Trump's really concerned about our enemies. He wants Russia to be old to sell its oil to everybody. He thinks China needs its oil for all this China is the enemy talk. Donald Trump seems to be pretty concerned about these supposedly enemy countries meeting their oil needs, which I think is just more oil in the world also means that oil is cheap for us. Well, let me tell you, I filled up on gas yesterday. It's the first time in a while where I looked at this. I was like, shit, I got to make more money or stop going places. This is getting a little bit nasty. I think the Trump off road off ramp might be is taken over the Hormus straight saying, we got this thing under absolute control. We took out Iranians military completely. There's absolutely nothing they can do. Just continue the media blackout of every time Iran blows something

11:29up. Get an app and nothing got blown up. I already told you I beat them. And then it's just an endless war where every single time we find a new target in Iran, we go and blow it up. And maybe we call it a war that way or maybe Iran really starts kicking the crap out of Israel and then someone just nukes it. But with that, because like I said, we're not getting good information. It's just a bunch of slop. You go to Twitter and it's every storyline that you can think of, including my storyline that Trump is here to bring us to the end of the world. But let's look at some of the latest from from the last couple days. Now this was from Al Jazeera. I did see it in other locations, but I thought that this one was funny. As Donald Trump continues to tell us that we're winning the war, one of the incidents recently was supposedly that the Iran's shot down aircraft. And so this was the response to the administration. The circumstance of the incident is under investigation. It said in a statement on Friday, however, it said loss of the KC 135 aircraft

12:29was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire. So is it supposed to make us feel better that our planes are just spontaneously falling from the sky? Is that the better storyline here? Hey guys, don't worry. No one can take out our planes. They're just spontaneously falling out of the skies. But we're winning this thing. We've prepared for everything. We've got the best military in the world. Nothing can nothing can affect us. We just have some planes that are just falling out of the skies. But you don't have to be we just a plane. We got dumb pilots to flying into each other. But don't make that thing. Don't make it look like we're not prepared for war. We're losing the war. We just got some dumb pilots. We didn't train properly and they're flying into each other. I'm going to read a couple more articles. Then we'll take some comments. And then, of course, the Islamic resistance in Iraq, you see, we didn't even realize how many enemies we kicked up in this thing. Apparently, we're not just worried with the Iranians that were beating, but there's also the Islamic resistance in Iraq who claimed responsibility for shooting down the plane, announcing that it shot down a US Army KC 135 aircraft in Western Iraq with the appropriate

13:36weapon. And I just love that language of the appropriate weapon, like they got it certified before the war. They're sitting around like, we got some credit here. We took this thing in for certification before the war as a valid weapon for shooting down US planes. Don't tell me, when in shoot down this plane, don't go back to the American people and tell them it's spontaneously combustion and fell from the sky. We did our homework before this war. And we had a certified appropriate weapon for taking out that plane and we took out that plane or the war ends and they're in DC lobbying for their points on the scoreboard for having taken down the plane. They're like, we want our credit for having taken down the plane. And now we got heat, Pete Hegseth addressing why it is that the US was not prepared for the shutting down of the Hormuz straight. But before, let's, let's take a couple of comments here. Let's start with Thia 0604. Whenever I think of Trump saying something, I just hear it in my head is Rob's Trump voice. That's, you know, that's the best way to translate these things into your head. Uh, episode brought to you by yokeratom.com,

14:40homeless $60 kilo and the only place in the entire world where you can get a kilo of freedom for just $60. Hustle bones. Bro really said we already won, but we haven't won enough, so we're sticking around to win more. I, yes, he, that is, uh, quite true. What he said. Oh, retarded comments. Runaway Slav. Robbie would probably to friend the credit card companies to not have their debt records wiped out by Iran because you know, Jew, helpful comment. Hustle bones, Trump took Tart Island that happened today that he actually took it. I thought, uh, I thought they just, uh, bombed it a whole bunch and then fought over what was actually bombed. All right, let's, uh, let's go to the clip. You guys, let me know if we have sound. I definitely tested this beforehand and it was working and now we'll find out. Everyone grab your balls. Maybe they're in sheaths. And let's see if we have sound on our new system. Roll the clip producer, man. Yeah, right here. You have said that the US military is essentially aerial superiority,

15:48naval superiority over Iran. Yeah. Well, I think we had sound and then for some reason, the internet decided to freeze them. Oh, here we go. To the straighter for me. Why, how did you not plan for this? We plan for it. We recognize it because ultimately, uh, come on. Don't do this to me now, internet. We're cooking. I got everything working. It's actually in a way that makes the most sense for what we want to achieve and ensure that we're we're sending the right signals uh, to the world when we do so. So when Chris Wright speaks, are we speaking? Well, we can pause it there for a sec guys. The reason why oil prices are growing up and the reason that the straight of her muse is closed is because opening the straight of her muse sends the wrong message to the world. It's it would send a bad message to everybody. We've got total air superiority. We've defeated Iran. We've won this war and the reason why the

16:50straight of the Hormuz is closed is because we don't want to send the wrong message to the world. This is wonderful propaganda from the Trump administration. Doesn't this feel like we're winning? Let's continue the clip. It's based on a full assessment of of what we're what we're up against, what we want to say to the world, how that we want them to see and understand the conflict. It's like this whole idea of the war widening. That's what the press wants to make it look like. Like it's widening in chaos and so we know we're actually closing in on grabbing hold of and controlling what what objectives we want to achieve and how we want to achieve them. You didn't have that before the war. You guys don't you're now you're already in the war and now we're shaping our objectives and the chaos that everyone is looking at because the straight of her muse has been closed and the fact that it's been closed despite the fact that we've already won the war and we have air superiority. The reason why it remains closed is because we don't want to send the wrong message to the world everybody. It's called shaping operations and setting the conditions but when you shape the environment you don't always tell I mean foolish

17:54political leaders and foolish military leaders at the point. All right we got we can go to the the next one. This was reported by a zero hedge risk of attack to high U.S. Navy refuses to provide escort to ships transiting her muse straight and now let's let's go to the next one which is oh okay yeah this was fun. Hegseth gave you know he's given these big time glamour speeches explaining how we're winning and one of the things that he discussed was Hegseth's no quarter Iran Tark alarms legal experts and it also got Israel upset then because they were going we want those quarters don't say no quarters we we absolutely want those quarters stupid joke but I apparently no quarter is the actual legal lingo for not taking in the committing war crimes just to keep it simple just to keep it really simple this is a statement of we will be committing war

18:57crimes and if there are down soldiers instead of taking them as prisoners we'll be killing them and in defense of Pete Hegseth he probably doesn't know that you know people are getting all upset that is specifically the language for committing a war crime and much like comedians that if you were to hit me with the defamation suit I would turn around and go hey I tell a lot of jokes on the show and I was joking uh my guess is if these people were ever prosecuted which they won't be but if they ever were prosecuted for all the actions that they took or things that they said they be like we did a lot of dumb shit we said all sorts of crazy shit all the time you can't hold me accountable as if I'm supposed to know that that's in law as a war crime I was just trying to rally the troops and get them excited for blowing things up I didn't actually mean we were going to engage in war crimes all right and here's another video of Pete Hegseth let's roll the clip and then we'll comment they're confused and we know it our response we will keep pressing we will keep pushing keep

19:58advancing no quarter no mercy well there's the line right there we will commit more crimes and we will make sure that we win this war for our enemies yet some in this crew in the press just can't stop allow me to make a few suggestions people look up at the TV and they see banners they see headlines I used to be in that business and I know that everything is written intentionally for example a banner or a headline mid east war intensifies splashing on the screen the last couple of days alongside visuals of civilian or energy targets that Iran has hit because that's what they do what should the banner read instead how about Iran increasingly desperate we need full Trump spin all the time we need all hands on board and pretending like we're winning this war are the worst one by lying is there some other like game in ship of war that's played in another dimension which whoever can lie the best wins the war it's not actually fought on the ground it's

21:02fought in some spiritual realm where if you lie better to your citizens that you're winning the war then it then you somehow win it it's like some some game that we're not aware of here where the war is actually won by winning and here you have Pete Hegseth putting the media companies unblast for not using Trump spin all the time in the way that the news is relayed to us which includes that you know the reporting of what's actually happening should be framed as Iran gets more desperate because they are they know it and so do you if it can be admitted or more fake news from CNN reports that the Trump administration underestimated the Iran war's impact on this great of Hormuz patently ridiculous of really because remember we want the straight of her muse closed because if it was open it would send the wrong message to the world just you got to keep these points in mind of course for decades Iran has threatened shipping in the street of Hormuz this is always what

22:07they do hold the straight hostage CNN doesn't accept it was open before the war was open we weren't as concerned with gas prices remember Donald Trump was actually celebrating gas prices and think we thought of that it's a fundamentally unserious report the sooner David Ellison takes over that we thought of it we're just currently trying to shape our plans uh yeah sounds like you weren't prepared and now on the topic of uh whether or not we're going to start seeing extreme censorship of the internet and making sure that everyone understands how great Donald Trump is when that's why the war's continuing is because Donald Trump just wants to put even more cherries on this ice cream sunday he just wants to win even bigger and so this should be concerning to everybody we'll read both first he had Donald Trump's tweet here yet again intentionally misleading headline by the fake news media about the five tanker planes that were supposedly struck down in the airport in Saudi Arabia and of no further use and actuality the base was hit a few days ago but the planes

23:11were not struck or destroyed for the five had virtually no damage or already back in service one had slightly more damage but we'll be in the air shortly so the storyline here is that basically we're trying the US is saying we've got complete air superiority and we're just uh winning more and you got the counter claims of that there are no good targets left to strike and we're just blowing things up for basically no reason uh now the latest was that these planes need to be refueled in order to get deep enough into Iran to hit targets and so Iran has successfully taken out some of the planes for refueling these and uh few of them were damaged uh seemingly and of course Donald Trump is upset about the fact that it's been reported as destroyed it's to whether damage destroyed I I'm not actually sure but I think what's more alarming here is that you've got Donald Trump upset at the way that the information is being reported because remember we're just winning

24:13here and we're just going to keep winning more and that's the way that the media needs to report it and here's Brendan Carr I think he's uh the head of the FCC and here's him making a warning to all television stations broadcasters that are running hoaxes and news distortions also known as the fake news have a chance now to correct course before their licenses renewals come up we've got the FCC threatening that your license will be pulled unless you are in line in your news reporting with the way that Donald Trump wants this information presented kind of sounds like you're being threatened that if you're not fully propagating or fully bringing propaganda to the United States people and the right propaganda which is uh no longer the old deep state propaganda which is Brendan and others being like hey this war is not a great idea but we need you in line with Donald Trump telling the people the American people that everything is just winning here and that all of these activities are just us winning more the law is clear this is back to Brendan

25:17Carr the law is clear broadcasters must operate in the public interest and they will lose their licenses if they do not and I guess government gets the right to just uh to declare what the public interest is in this case it's not telling people the truth it's making sure that all of your statements are in line with the regime and frankly changing this is back to reading him and frankly changing course is their own business interests since trust in the legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just nine percent and our ratings disasters the American people have subsidized broadcasters the tune of billions of dollars by providing free access the nation's airwaves it is very important to bring us back into media which has earned itself the label of fake news when a political candidate is able to win blah blah blah anyways they're threatening more censorship of the media landscape because uh like I said wars are one in another realm by who can lie the best and the only way that Donald Trump can sufficiently lie to the American people is if uh all of the new stations get on board and in terms of the new stations getting on board I'm finding it amusing

26:20that even some of the most hardcore Republican Trump loyalist broadcasters seem to be getting a little bit annoyed with Donald Trump and so let's start with this clip of Peter Duky and then we'll comment questions Peter yes you just said it is a little bit and you said it is a work so which one is it well you hear you hear it at the end of his question a little bit so which one isn't even Duky's a little bit annoyed like I'm out here I'm trying to lie to the American people you're giving me a lot of different information here so what are we going with this is a war or is it a military excursion it's both it's both it's a an excursion that I'm going to eat my cake and have it too we'll keep us out of a war and the war is going to be uh I mean for them it's a war for us it's uh turn out to be easier than we thought it's a war for them it's not a war for us and then here's uh Donald Trump on Fox News Radio and uh you'll see a similar thing

27:23with uh basically Donald Trump says he will end the bone when he feels it in his bones and uh the anchor's basically like well is anyone going to help you with this decision or are we completely going off of your whims and feelings and you could see his annoyed even he's annoyed he's like are you going to give us any reason for any of this or this is all just what your mood is and how your period's doing today I'm doing something about it and I had to take it excursion we had the greatest economy in history we do we still do oh this will bounce right back when it's over and I don't think it's going to be long when it's over this is going to bounce right back so fast when are you going to know when it's over is when I feel it okay I feel it in my bones will you ask anybody in particular would that be some of these uh a joint decision with people I have great people yeah you caught that right even Eastern they're like we're just going off your mood here that's it that's all you got hey are you going to use any analytics whatsoever to make the decision of it's over now all right let's take some comments they'll move on with some of the uh some some other

28:28of the shenanigans in terms of trying to pretend like we're winning this war uh most an egg winning this war is subjective and so we get the various declarations I don't think it's a matter of the us can win the war it's at what cost uh acatola I'm going to stop reading these names why even trying keep an FCC license at this point well yeah I agree with you um but you know that's just one avenue of censorship and so if they're already talking about pulling FCC licenses to make sure that the television networks have their propaganda in line with the government I'm sure that there are similar conversations going on with the social media companies and uh we might be hearing talks of ministry of truths and other you know so it's more of just a signal of uh oh they're really starting to talk about censorship uh short hair who's the guy that owns twin towers owns the US bank building in LA and now uh threats of it now I've seen the

29:29storylines I don't know the guy's name off hand um the current Iranian government seems to be keenly aware of how politically fragile this whole bond boom doggal is domestically in the US they're betting on Trump giving up based on bad PR alone um yeah I I get your point all right last comment then we'll get into the next video illinois's will there was an interesting take I recently listened to that we had to do this now so we can eventually be ready to go with war China and not get attacked from Iran etc during that hypothetical war uh yeah I think all the talk of this needs to be now is just all right I'll tell you why I think this is nonsense firstly uh in terms of us maybe go to war with China down the line and I guess having to take out our ran first we've also displayed all of our military equipment for China so that I guess they could also be better prepared for that war so uh I'm I'm not sure not sure on that one all right and then also

30:29it's such a loser thing it's such unbelievable loser thing to me to go well if we don't do it now then they're gonna buy these things from China and then this is our last opportunity to be able to take them out do you have no faith in our technological technological development on our side at all this episode is brought to you by athletic brewing company no matter how you do game day on the couch in the crowd or manning the snack table athletic brewing fits right in with a full line up of non-alcoholic beer styles you can enjoy bold flavors all game long no hangovers no buzz no subbing out for water in the second half stuck the fridge for tip off with a variety of non-alcoholic craft styles available at your local grocery store or online at athletic brewing.com near beer fit for all times wait so they're gonna get better military equipment and we have no capacity for getting better military equipment that can handle their better stuff I mean just you're basically saying a list and we give up over here we understand that as Kyle Anselon explained that our military

31:34is actually just a giant Johnny money laundering scheme and we don't have any ability to create new cheaper drone technologies and we will be completely unprepared for modern warfare and so we need to make sure to take people out with our current gear because it's all gonna be irrelevant very soon and we're not actually creating anything and we've got no ability to create new technology so we can either have this war now or nuke them in the future all right let's let's go to our next slide but before we do not do in a pay walled episode today but please support the show go over to Rob Bernstein comedy.com it's all five bucks a month you get extra content and all sorts of stuff going on and then also thank you to sheathunderwear.com loyal sponsor of the run your mouth podcast use promo code RYM eat yourself 20% off the greatest underwear that's ever graced the balls man guys I don't go anywhere without my sheaths my thighs are too fat and they rub together and so as long as I have those sheath underwears I got smooth silky fabric protecting

32:40my disgusting thighs sheathunderwear.com promo code RYM this was from Federman and Federman is getting in on the action of pretending like we're winning the war and so the quote was Federman goes off on fellow Democrats why can't they just admit operation epic epic fury is a win and maybe it's because you need a stroke you need to be a stroke victim to see it that way Federman maybe the reason why other people don't look at this and go oh we're clearly winning is because they did not recently have a stroke and are functionally retarded maybe that's why now this was from the New York Post and you know we've already gone after them recently they're a fun paper but sometimes they're not too classy and you've got out in a limb Iran's new impentant supreme leader is wounded and likely disfigured and I guess this is the new effort to de-escalate is a Pete Hegseth in the New York post being like you know the new Iranian

33:41leaders got a little dick can't even use it yeah that's going to bring them to the negotiating table turn a real personal make fun of the guy for you guys blowing his legs off maybe that's the first the first path the piece is maybe send the guy some new legs instead of giving a hard time for not even having any legs and then Hegseth says Iran's supreme leader wounded and likely disfigured so like you mean what do we create a new Darth Vader here all right and then I think this is actually no we got two more on the Iran war and then we're gonna like I said we're not dropping the Epstein stuff over here all right so we're gonna be we got we got Epstein stuff to cover I just want to take down that comment CNN politics a shell of our former self how Trump and must spending cuts are hampering US governments readiness amid the Iran war and so if you guys were looking for what the mainstream information is that's so dangerous the American public that Trump needs to have it censored it's storylines that apparently the reason

34:47why the Iran war is not working out is because we one time in this country made a failed attempt to save money and so guys don't ever try and save money again because they already tried saving money once and they had to shut down the effort within three months they didn't even solidify the doge cuts when it came time for the spending bill but the reason why we're losing this war right now is because for about ten minutes they had a thought in their head of hey maybe we can't afford to spend all this money and that's why we're losing the war so moving forward if you're voting for a candidate or you're working in government don't ever have that impure thought in your head of possibly thinking about reducing government spending because that's how we lose wars everybody it's not the amount of money that we're spending on military equipment that's largely irrelevant it's not the fact that all this money is being spent and there's no adults in the room to go hey this one's a bad idea or maybe we should sit down and actually plan for this thing

35:47it's the fact that we one time sat down and considered saving money and the result i mean sure since then we've increased the funding for this military tremendously we're spending close to two billion dollars a day we've already asked for an additional fifty billion dollars but for there was that one day when we thought about saving money and because of that we're now losing unbelievable it's nice to sometimes check in with the mainstream media companies and you know see what their coverage is and their coverage is we one time flirted with saving money and now we're losing a war as a result and then here's just some more war propaganda for you this is from the New York Post they got some random guy used to serve in the military putting in them bullwords letting you know be on alert why an Iranian attack on us soil is not a matter of if but when what Americans need to be aware of well if that's the case can we just stop if the case is that if this war continues it's only a matter of time before we have Iranian strikes

36:51or terrorist attacks in the United States of America maybe we shouldn't do it of course they'll look at this as proof for why Iran's the enemy because they engage in this stuff after we attack them but I look at that and I'm going if you're telling me that this is definitely going to lead to terrorism the United States for America and we'll definitely lead to an attack on US soil I think the answer is let's stop and now guys if you haven't been paying that much attention thus far as I'm meander through random topics and I speak gibberish out of my mouth pay attention now's the time to tune back in if you were otherwise just like preparing dinner cleaning your apartment half listening to me now is the moment right now to sit down in a chair and give me your full attention because I figured out the way that Donald Trump 40 5d chess works I figured it out everybody there was an article in the hill trump when oil prices go up we make a lot of money and I figured out this is the way 5d chess works is that no matter what happens you pretend that

37:57that's exactly what you wanted and that it's working out well for you so you can go on for years and years about reducing the cost of oil in the United States of America making sure the gas is cheaper and then if you end up in a situation where you started a war that probably shouldn't have and then you lose control over the straight of her moves because it would be bad optics for the rest of the world if you maintain control over it and then all of a sudden gas prices start going up 5d chess equals well we wanted gas prices higher anyways we're going to make a lot of money and when they say we're going to make a lot of money what they mean is I guess the US natural gas producers or the US oil producers and you know who that money is going to be coming from you 5d chess Trump's winning everybody your oil is going to cost more but his friends with oil companies are going to make more money you know what's going on with the straight of their her moves to is people keep calling up Trump being like all right can you close it now I just put in a put

38:58okay call him back up hey guys I locked in my buy order if I can you reopen it okay all right no keep it open actually I just sold options against it can you close it again all right now if you could send to the Marines that pretend like we have full control over it we bought options again okay I actually just sold the options and we took the opposite bet do you mind do you mind re-closing it but there's there's there's US Donald Trump 5d chess in action doesn't matter what happens pretend that's exactly what you wanted and that it's good and so for all the talk of hey guys we can't do the Epstein stuff because the Dow is doing too good and hey quick complaining over here your gas prices are cheap now we've got excitement from Donald Trump that if oil prices go up we're going to be making money does that make you guys feel better about all of this all right I think that's it on the Iran topic for today one more article this was from the wall

40:00you know it will make some comments we'll read the last two articles all right run away Slav Trump is not the president that you Jared Kushner is the real president um all right uh shutter three two four six nine or nine or America suffers yes I agree with you Donald Scott 28 I don't know what that means hustle bones mega spike then mega drop nothing to see your people zero zero signals of clear fraud at all um yeah but uh that buy that that that that that Trump kit is going to be wealthier than all of us uh most sonnog that fell a silver scene that issued the WTC buildings purchased a US bank tower in Los Angeles was been uh pointed cut uh as of late the same tower was destroyed in the movie some predictive programming there um Robbie do you think BB is dead or alive flip a coin I couldn't tell you I've I've just seen

41:03plenty both ways including that new video from today which I I saw someone say that was AI and that that coffee shop doesn't even exist um if Netanyahu is dead I find that like really sad and alarming because it just speaks to how dumb our world leaders are and the risky behaviors that they'll engage in that you tell me that he really overestimated their ability to defeat Iran and couldn't even protect himself in a bunker you're telling me that Netanyahu went into this thing that unprepared without any plan whatsoever that he managed to get himself blown up in a bunker because of netanyahu is dead in a bunker just think about what that means in terms of how little will plan these people actually have and how stupid and recklessly aggressive they are like if netanyahu is alive we could say all right well Israel's acting in its strategic interest of uh getting us into a war on their behalf and they think that they're going to be able to win

42:04and uh have a week or I ran and uh this is a waste of money puts a lot of risk on the table but at least there was a functional thought that went into this but if these people are actually dead if Netanyahu is actually dead just think about how stupid that means this was because he wasn't even prepared to ensure his own survival or he's so miscalculated what Iran was capable of doing I mean that that's a really scary thought that Netanyahu pushed us into this war and was so unprepared and so miscalculated he got himself killed um I mean that would be so legendarily stupid and then the fact that like I mean that's just like even we can all look at this and go this isn't our interest and it can go horribly wrong and why do we have people who are putting all these unnecessary risks on our plate and doing all these actions that cost us money and just make the world a worse place but think about how much more of a black pill it is if it's that these

43:09people are just this recklessly stupid and have no plan no strategy whatsoever and managed to get themselves killed because they have no intelligent apparatus whatsoever to warn them and go hey you know you're going to wind up dead here I that that's actually scarier to me um so as much as I don't like him I'm kind of hoping that's any I was not dead um all right here we go last two things on the Iran war and then we're going to cover some Epstein stuff western leaders pivot to blaming Putin's hidden hand is Iran war not going to plan and guys after what took place of us fighting Russia for two years without actually fighting Russia and sending all of our military gear over to basically have a war with Russia without having a fight with Russia uh supposedly uh you know drone strikes on Putin's house that the CIA was not involved with I think this is the game that we chose to play against other countries and it's a stupid game it's a game that we shouldn't

44:12be playing but now to go oh Iran is our enemy I mean I'm sorry Russia is our enemy because look they're helping out Iran would also mean that we are Russia's enemy and that we're at war with Russia and so that's almost uh this is another one of those things maybe want to keep this to yourself same as we were saying in the last episode of you would think if you were trying to sell us on this war you wouldn't do the terrorist fear propaganda because that would be your fault for taking on these military activities and putting us at risk for terrorism you think if there was a risk risk of terrorism it would fall into the category of pretend like we're winning where you wouldn't want to tell the American people that you would also think people would want to keep their mouth shut about that we think that if Putin is helping out Iran that means that he's actively fighting us because we've been doing the exact same same thing to Russia for close to three years now and then here's last article I want to highlight this was from the Wall Street Journal

45:13ending I ran war quickly carries biz were big risk for us and allies uh and this was an opinion piece but it man it was a right up of everything I've been talking about which is if the regime survives they now got the leverage and are going to go nuclear and uh I think we're in a sad place at the moment where like I said we're kind of playing for keeps because uh there's uh I don't I don't I don't see much of an off ramp other than maybe Trump takes their her moves straight at this point and uh calls it a war and every single time they find a new target that they can blast from the skies they uh they actually uh they actually do it uh all right now let's move on to uh the latest in the Epstein files which is last week they deposed Epstein's accountant uh which is a step in the right direction I think pulling by the you got also pulling that Indyke lawyer you got to you got to call all these people and they're all we're talking to and the fact that they had and previously been investigated is really quite remarkable and so this is from CBS news Richard

46:14Khan Epstein's account and tells Congress he didn't know about abuse on no red flags and spending and it's because it's hard to spot a red flag when they're bearing a pile of payments to children so you know he was there he was processing all the payments but just didn't see a single red flag the entire time and now let's roll some of the clips of people after they spoke to him and uh to comers credit because you know I have said it seems like comers the cover up guy and he's not actually interested in investigating this uh he does say that this guy uh basically claimed he had no knowledge of anything but named names of who was spending money with Epstein so we're going to hear those names he got the Rothschilds he got the Wexner's and three others but then he also makes it makes a quick point to let you know hey none of the payments were for Donald Trump or to Donald Trump um although apparently that person who made that wild accusation about Donald Trump that was just called into an FBI tip line and then they deemed non credible uh about uh I

47:18think it was the 13 year old rape sometimes information's coming at me all the time I might have it confused but there was a payout from this account and to that lady um which maybe was uh some hush money payment you know Donald Trump he likes that he likes those hush money payments uh and so anyways let's roll this clip of comer who actually he's doing some good work here they're they're deposing uh the accountant he's saying we're going to have to bring these other people in for questions so who knows maybe I had it wrong I still uh I still got my concerns with this guy roll the clip spring is here and the shopping list is long time to make a lows run by three bags get three free of stay green one cubic foot garden soil plus right now members can earn four times the points on an eligible purchase start spring off strong with these deals and more our best lineup is here at Lowes balance the three twenty five while supplies last soil offer excludes of last and who why loyalty program subject to terms and conditions silos dot com slash terms for details subject to change point booster subject to exclusions and

48:21more terms apply one time only offer I would say we are possibly at the halfway point it could last more than four hours but uh he confirmed there were five clients that paid money to extend and that was less wexner uh then newben steven sanofsky the rough child and leon black we've already imposed wexburn we're going to be supposedly on black very soon another thing i think it's important that i'll say before the democrats come up they tend to leave this to pop uh which contestified under oath it because the democrats asked his question that he had never seen any type of transaction to trump or anyone in his family that makes the fifth witness now that's testified under oath that they've never seen any involvement by Donald Trump or their family uh that includes con bill clinton wexner a cost up and bar so i know that's the obsession

49:23of the media all right so we've got listen don't trump nothing to see there he's totally cool but uh making some strides of at least bringing people in for depositions and uh now we'll see what some of the democrats were at the deposition transcript uh as far as i know is yet to be made publicly available nor is the video footage been made publicly available but uh here's two random democrats i never heard of and then we can watch some of uh rocahana on cnn he was able to commit heinous crimes and get away with them over and over again and people around him were able to enable this financially legally and uh he was able to evade the tax laws he was able to evade justice he was able to get away with fall the money there's no way that the lawyers who have been running the uh running as a state afterwards and paying out the victims we're unaware of what was going on beforehand there's no way that this account and didn't know was going on jp morgan look past their own internal uh safeguards uh for improper payments when they were banking with him uh and then

50:30you know you you got countless people who were involved with this guy and the idea that particularly is accounting and lawyers didn't know what was going on is clearly not true and they're alive and well as are some of the people who were uh not necessarily sexual clients but the raw childs are still around wexters still around so you still got a lot to dig into but let's continue a lot of crimes uh because there were white collar professionals around him helping him fix situations helping him get the best tax treatment best legal treatment possible and so we have serious concerns about this uh we can't get into the details of everything that was said one of the things that we did learn uh was that uh there was another head of state that was mentioned uh as having financial transaction that guy really looks like that small dinosaur from the land before time which i've seen not an American one and then another uh person who was an accuser of Donald Trump was given an incitement uh by Jeffrey Epstein's estate we did confirm that and so we're learning more the deposition is going to keep going on that's what i was referencing

51:33before but this is a very illuminating one because we're starting to hear more information about the infrastructure around Jeffrey Epstein that enabled him to commit these crimes and and do the things he did i'll just say that you know Jeffrey Epstein's sex trafficking ring would not have impossible without Richard Khan who managed Epstein's money for years authorize payments including payments to victims and survivors and today we've heard from mr. Khan a lot of inability to recall inability to recall emails messages activities he was involved in from my perspective two hours into this i do not find it credible that he had no knowledge of Jeffrey Epstein's crimes there you go some people at the deposition coming out and calling bullshit maybe maybe we'll get an investigation if he was ignorant of Epstein's crimes he was willfully ignorant of those crimes given the depth of his involvement involvement with Epstein in

52:37his finances over many years the on the paper trail is there any indication he was ever around a little ridiculous all right and now uh in terms of other developments uh and some promising work from comor is they are going to bring in for uh to testify in front of the overnight the oversight committee the security guard who had some shady bank transfers of five thousand dollars was working on the floor where Epstein supposedly killed himself and of course right around when he died started going to google to ask whether or not Epstein uh what if there any storylines of Epstein all looked pretty shady and uh I guess uh I guess we can look forward to her being grilled and uh that's enough on that now let's listen to a little bit of roe kahana who is also at this deposition and let's see what he had to say and then we'll call in an episode once again please support the show you can go over to robburnsteincomedy.com it's all five bucks

53:39a month you get premium content or you can also buy merch at robburnsteinmerge.com roll the clip producer man of california and thank you server being here first off do you believe him when he says he didn't know about this when when Jeffrey Epstein was alive I don't know uh but what I will say is he wasn't very forthcoming about uh other men that who may have been involved in the abuse at one point uh he said look there were hundreds of uh survivors who were paid settlements and there were people other than Epstein and Maxwell uh involved because the survivors said that but beyond that he really was not that forthcoming so there's been some confusion tonight or back and forth with the house oversight committee and the republicans on your committee that I'm hoping you can clear up they say you were trying to have a gacha moment about president trump in regards to a question that you asked that the accountant was not referring to a trump accuser when he was talking about a settlement the Epstein estate had paid can you explain what happened so I asked about the woman uh who uh has alleged that uh Donald trump raped her when she was a 13 now as we

54:46know the FBI released one of those witness interviews first they didn't release three of the witness interviews I pushed for that as did thomas bassey then they released the other three to comply with thomas massey and my law I have no idea whether those are true or not one of the things her attorney has said is that she was paid a settlement from the Epstein estate so I said this jane doe four and I made the actual case number and I said you know did what did the Epstein estate pay uh this uh survivor and the lawyer took a brief pause and he said can I just confirm to make sure we're talking about the right person I said this is the person who was accused uh president trump of uh right and then the uh the con said yes that person was paid hours later five hours later uh he said oh no no I was talking about a different woman so he backtracked on on that and people will be able to see the testimony so I don't know which time he's telling the truth maybe he genuinely forgot but the transcript is pretty clear when uh people see it that I was talking about the

55:47woman who accused that wouldn't look great if the uh uh the discredited 13 year old which I think there was a storyline that that was uh hoax made by one of like the new york city tabloid newspapers or like I said too much random information floating around on my head but if there was a payment made to that individual um that certainly wouldn't help for trump uh president trump of uh abuse and rape okay because comrade later let's go one more question or says that he testified he never saw any transaction paid to the president or his family um in terms of what we'll see in this what were your other takeaways from his testimony did you learn anything i love how she's talking you know what were your other takeaways bro i'm like a lady on the news but like i talked with like a deep voice dude so like you think he was like a bad dude or something what you believe helped this investigation the biggest takeaway is that how many people were financially involved with Epstein at a significant level two people who we allegedly already know less wexner and

56:50Leon black and i just have to say this because i was up at dark month at the invitation of the university president dark month still has Leon black up on their buildings that is appalling given all that has come out and they need to to remove that and there needs to be accountability for some of these men who have very serious allegations of having abused or raped young girls uh and so you know he also talked about the rock child being involved uh and a lot of information but that makes them look guilty nation about other people who had deep ties allegedly to Epstein what do you make of what we know of cons testimony today thanks for having me on jake thank you i'm happy to be here that's like Nick sports and over there i wasn't planning on playing that clip all right that is uh that is our episode everybody uh thank you for hanging out we will uh wait i got one more slide here man and that's uh we're done we covered it all that's it we'll be back probably one's day for another episode if not we'll do friday got an intro basically running out

57:52film the whole bunch of sketches over the weekend hopefully uh i actually i filmed the uh the Epstein uh storage unit sketch i think it came out uh went really over the top with it but uh you know that that hopefully i'll have that out by friday and that's it enjoy your sunday go do some things be while we still have a country and uh your bitcoins still uh viable all right later dudes this podcast is brought to you by carvana selling your car shouldn't feel like a second job it should feel easy with carvana it is just visit carvana.com and to your license plate or venn answer a few quick questions and get an offer in minutes like what you see we'll pick it up right from your door and hand you your check no haggling no hassle no problem car selling made easy on carvana pick up fees may apply that's it