Google Just Doomed Us

Google spent $10 million buying all of Spirit Airlines' back-end data — every corporate email, every flight route, everything — and they're using it to train their AI models. Rob explains why this, and not the singularity, is how the human race ends up back in caves.

Also: Nancy Mace's arm tattoos and the case against going goth in your 50s. Why shaming a dude for having a dad bod is the most feminine thing on the internet. An Iran war update from a guy who has officially reached the "okay, whatever" stage of Donald Trump, plus who's actually winning the economic war over the Strait of Hormuz. Why Candace Owens earned every penny of that $300,000, and what happened when the Andrew Wilson debate transcript got run through AI — and then hit with two follow-up questions. Fauci ducking a second Senate panel, the David Morens emails, Newsom and Whitmer in the podcast suit, an ABC News reporter's lab leak story getting routed to Fauci for approval, and Jeffrey Tucker on what the lockdowns were actually buying time for.

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