OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - The Crusaders Are Gonna Make The Highlanders Their WHAT?

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Yes, it is as hasn't been a while I can't remember didn't do one yesterday did we mails? No, no, I think we don't we I don't know I was a player winner. Oh, yeah, no Peter be like He did sailing though, didn't he? Yes, he still does he still does Sorry, you're not confused match stick to rugby Sorry, it's my apologies I'm just wondering because I'm a bit of a mere which likely no one or maybe not too many people picked up on Couple of days ago and I was doing a recording a voice break Talking to you much playing the New Zealand national anthem out live on air all over the songs

1:00Before Yeah, I think it was over Poojam Quarterway this time. Yeah, which was the Noripic workday song it was it was as well Because I Yeah, just a little button a shoe We're not a button a shoe today. Apparently if you push me Apparently it was you Apparently it was apparently I'm not taking responsibility, but someone has said that it was me Apparently It was Ryan. It was right. No. I must have hit F10 or my keyboard and supposedly that just stops the song So we know that now to be fair that shouldn't be a thing. That's a stupid thing Yeah, that should not be a thing. That should not be a thing That should not be a thing, but it is I actually think now looking back that I think When Barney at some of my net for started back at more he would do that I'll accidentally inadvertently accidentally hit it and wonder why and put the whole station off here So it's a company-wide thing. Oh, that needs to be like a shift F10 song. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why is this an easy button?

2:07I mean like I know Caused such a catastrophe. You could just you know brush it. Oh, so wonder I haven't done it like you just brush it Yeah, yeah, you're with your fat little fingers I Know mate. I know. I know. I mean, I'm always I know. It's a wonder I know I can't like just moving on from Mitch fucking the show up Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just I just again. I'm incredibly impressed by how much Creach can eat like he ate so much for breakfast this morning He ate a third of my breakfast and then he ate his his his concoctionally highlighted during Yeah, and then did you have something else? Yeah, so I So I had you like a you're left over Avow and eggs on toast That you couldn't finish and then he gave me your Avow so I added that to my concoction Yeah, and I had three bits of toast today rather than two just because it's Friday So yeah, and on each bit of toast so when Avow tuna spinach kimchi cottage cheese

3:11Started drinking the kimchi juice by the way at the end of the tub. Yeah, yeah, well, because we got to the bottom of the tub and Well, it's quite a delicious So I sort of drink that but are you still eating it in the producers both? No, no, I ate it out there I ate out there and then George FM they were doing like some random like pork belly sandwiches So I bought one of those oh wow, and then my lovely lady she got subway dropped off so I had I had some of her sub and this piece of chicken this hot honey chicken Is that what you call it and add it up? The hot piece of honey And then I had a cookie And then I just went and took a massive poo What's your your metabolism must be pretty good? It's all it's literally like Do not pass go do not collect 200 job. It's like it's like it's just this pipe that goes from a suffocates Yeah, direct up straight through like this bypasses you need to get on though

4:11You need to get on like the the the jabs just so your body. It slows it down to Yeah, so it actually gets the nutrients Yeah, it sounds like it doesn't sit in the assistant long enough here to get all the protein or the carbs or that Yeah, cuz you think I'm eating you know I'd be I'd be absolutely jacked or you're at least a bit big. You're right because you're always full of energy Yeah, always and you and you must I mean it's because you isn't because you eat all the time. Do you eat all the time? I'm a cereal eater. Yeah, I love food. Yeah, so much. Yeah, gosh, it's gonna be my favorite thing. Oh, they're in wanking Speaking of wanking matches wearing a crusader's top Ignite tonight fellas No, I know you made a right you made an outrageous prediction before much didn't you? What 50 plus points tonight for the crusaders. Yeah, I think easily. I think after the Hollanda's lost Fabian Holland Dillon pleger The coach has clearly been interested in the Harlem as he's already thinking about the old legs job

5:15It's a war going for the crusaders. He's so interesting. He's so off the old blacks. He's like, no Yeah, he's about my country not off the I never said that impression. I just think all the players are cats for getting rid of Razor I think you're all but who at that razor break danced on the fields at some point So you're saying over none of the crusaders players had anything to do with it. I don't know what the Harlem the Hurricanes will be salty at him But they never even break danced on Henry Stadium Hurricanes Yeah, no such a funny name Much known as we're talking about Henry Stadium. Yeah, everyone all know after it's been renamed. Yeah, which which stadium? It was Sky Stadium on Wellington. Yeah Right, okay. Oh, well I think this is the Wow, yeah, Westpac to Sky Sport You say the Harlem is lost Dylan Pleger. They never had Dylan Pleger. He's never played a game for the Harlem

6:16Yeah, yeah, but he was the one he brought was talking about I wouldn't yeah, there's a lot of talk a lot of talk about a guy never play super ugly Well, it's pretty easy to dominate the So you're thinking 50 points. This would be extraordinary Loaded their bench. They've got a bomb squad. They've got all their all bless. Yeah on the bench. That's crazy It's not fair They do have a live in all blacks. Yeah, a part of me wishes that all the other teams were better though Wow Oh, man, the landers get up. He's so good Get up landers of the landers won like season over Put a line through I think the Crusaders last season lost their first game to the chase, didn't they?

7:16Oh, you're probably I'm just wondering I'm I haven't seen the Chiefs team and I have seen the Blues team the Blues team looks pretty good I have not seen the Chiefs team. No DMACC Congrats to Damien McKenzie and his lovely partner. I have a hooker Semisoni Talki Ahor the props. Yeah, I mean Oh, I'm a Jared profan and George Dyer. Oh, Dyer. Yeah locks Josh Lord and Tupor. Vite. Oh, that's pretty good Yeah, the back row they're missing Satiti and Parker. Yeah, oh, but still I can mean back row with Kalim Boshia Jerome Brown Luke Jacobson. Oh, yeah, yeah, in the back line is Xavier Row, Josh Chakum Liam Coombs Fabling Quintu Pyer Daniel Rona Kyron Talmore for Lough from the Moana Pacifica. Yeah, and then it's in a nano Satuto at the back That's not a bad line up Not a bad line up. Yeah. Yeah, Tyrone Thompson back in the Blues

8:18Yeah, yeah, oh, they'll fucking they'll put them away. Oh, yeah, that's not a bad line up. It's Lee. Yeah They'll put them to the sword and that's that game to be honest. That's anyone's that game. Yeah, that's that really that games anyone's Cool. There's lots of them are coming off the bench as well as Summy Penny Fee now nine to a R-Coy Rubin O'Neill Tyrone It's like cool tears for your sakes plays better than he did last season for the Oblaks Oh Yeah, look great player that's great player love it. Really. Yeah, the end of the Atari wasn't He's unloading. He's unloading. He's speaking of unloading. We gave away a fleshlight on here today. Oh, we did Well done on that, Chris. Yeah, thank you. You organized that It's a bit of hustle really it's all about the hustle and bustle and Yeah, look shout-out to Annock to a Megastore and shout-out to Fleshy Friday You know, it's Friday the 13th a scary day for some yeah, and then it's also Valentine's Day Eve But some people are gonna have some very very good Valentine's Day so I got people to text it flesh Yeah to 3520 and maybe like a few bits and bobs about themselves and

9:24I actually ended up giving it to this guy a okay who messaged in roses are red There is fish in the bin. I need a soft Fleshy to put my rod in Here's a podcast Did he love it? He hasn't used it yet, but I took it for a spin. It goes pretty good Doesn't clean well Yeah, I decide is it gonna use the Harlem does like a flea Oh Shocking this has been the morning rumbles off here not for max podcast catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed Rover music radio podcasts