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  • 12mins - Quarter Back Call
  • 15mins - 25 Years of Bryce...
  • 19mins - Tamaiti Williams' injury
  • 22mins - Leigh Hart on the show
  • 33mins - KFC One Question Quiz 

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ON-AIR 🟢 - Semi Authentic Mexican Corn Chips

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0:00This is a podcast from Rover The morning rumble catch up podcast Good morning, it's the morning rumble Wednesday one past six rock two thousand is back after eight this morning and Malsers back to morning makes morning. Ah good morning everyone. How are we? Well, Mal morning morning guys Bryce you had you Had your dodgy stomach yesterday with your chicken that was yesterday how you today Wednesday? Andy, that's good. That's good. No, no not quite Just a few giggles looking around Never made it Here's a full a handy for a Wednesday and produce a much as well morning made how are you? Oh

1:07Show started much Worrying like it's your segment next Yeah, no, that's the good one Roger Yesterday's all of a sudden all was naked One upper with another all of a sudden Okay, dot dot dot find out next fantastic right He's my right I'm Love to kick it all down and just like storming Morning rumble podcast we have to day eight it is yes after eight day eight after eight There was a mess of songs you say afternoon wasn't a great yesterday Like so much dive it's diverse so much diverse We were going back and forth hearing some hits When you loved rog easy lovers Yeah, you know Yeah, Phil Bailey Phil Collins year years ago we actually know place on the rock

2:08But it's a no But it's an absolute ripper. Yeah, and this is why I love the count Yeah, and Bryson I think miles as well. We just really pushed and pender for that song to be in the countdown Yeah, it never would be and look at it now. Yeah, it's still in it's been in there ever since yeah Yeah, and you guys should have been higher Then John Funham's your the voice Yeah, they were I mean like it's like the countdown's great stuff, but there had been some shit I used to know it was no different. I heard like a real cry-wink Perfect circle one and then went into everybody hurts R.E.M. And I was all what a what a what a down bus And then the day I left a back up I'm talking about the circus. I heard the song Pete for them. You say which is absolutely rips and like things like I'm sorry. I wasn't a perfect circle my bad. It was some panteiro cry-wink song Yeah We listen to coast Pantera

3:14My bad So many reposities out love to Yeah, we do so much had a great segment yesterday when you sort of all of sudden you found yourself naked That was the topic. Yeah, and what have we got next? Yeah, so I want suddenly found myself naked I wandered into my lounge there was like a lounge full of year thrutons with my sisters friends and I was in the nutty Going up on my school hang on hang on give a context that you were younger than I was young again I'm Let us do all of a sudden I was naked this time I'm going with all of a sudden I'm on fire. I was on fire Based on what I see the real I I seen a real Now can we see it? We see We see no If you want to see no to it's on the Instagram story the morning rumble Instagram you go check it out this guy

4:16It's names Joey Joey seems like a great character not really Pretty funny story I bet he has now Joey Joey gets a Jerry Of petrol yes, and my right hand just essentially pulls it into his mouth. Yeah, they're hammered And then they're gonna do the put up a flame try and flame throw classic gag. Yeah, well not It's dumb as it doesn't doesn't work well for a more happens to him Well, he got lots his face on fire Have a listen Close the flame and then his face I Love that feeling when something's real funny and then all of a sudden it's like oh, maybe it's not that funny

5:19But then quickly you're like oh no, it's funny. Yeah Joey You should I was on fire you should write a book I don't read We know Subscribe and leave a review on the potty every time you do Raj has to give $1 to labor you could say it was on fire That's where we want to go That's where we want to go when you're on fire Much based on water game just to bring you in I've seen a real of this bloke blowing Petrol out of his mouth onto a lighter that other mate was holding yeah, yeah, we're wrong It's face on fire which is perfect because we're playing ahead like a hole. Yeah, the cover of our more fire So when did you know by you can watch that video as well morning rumble Instagram page good at Taylor good morning Morning rumble morning So good to have you on what did you do what happened? So at a house party someone thought a big good idea to set a couch on fire and I said to my mate That looks pretty nice to sit on he said a bee wouldn't I said a bee I would

6:23So he bent me ten bucks ago sit on it. So I ran over Said on it with my skinny jeans and burnt them to my ass An absolute monitor I really just want to wrap you up, but I just feel like I need to ask How did you get your jeans off? Basically there was a couple of patches at burnt to my ass Masters on fire so to roll down the hill behind the couch, which was a grassy hill, but yeah, basically Yeah, it was too big holes and plastic burnt to my ass That's not good. Did you get your ten dollars in the end great cool, man? Oh it took me months Those excuse was he didn't think I'd actually do it No, that's not you proved him wrong though Good call I think I was about 17 17 18

7:23Brain dummy age you've always said mouth. It's not developed until you at least 25 Turning from a cauliflower into a beautiful brain as we speak Just a little bit It wasn't too bad it was just a case of a couple of months until it's healed and All right Yeah, you make sure you ring again Guess what guys from West Auckland We It was in Glen Eden. Oh yeah, no wild west Heaps more to get to all of a sudden you're on fire. We got a guy's nickname is crispy

8:23You know like I'm really bad in bed. It's like you know you said Joey who accidentally lit his face on fire much loves this story and he wanted to run with it So all of a sudden you're on fire. What happens? Guy here called crispy. We find out why have a listen Nine o'clock new year's Eve got pretty cold so we all decided to light fire fire was All stoked with wood and cardboard and stuff and then without that's realizing there's a empty can of brake clean in there Empty can of brakes The heavy duty degree to run okay Highly flammable. Yes, we let the fire about five minutes goes along and get the couch Rondick's so it I go and grab a drink and boom Wood flying everywhere flames everywhere ended up burning my hand Burning my face any my nose burning my mouth. I And burning my rock study You're stubby holder the near free one now tell me you so you're basically engulfed by a fireball pretty much here like my

9:25Nocturl one side of my nostril. My ears going inside the nostrils. Did you still bring in new years? Yeah, you still bring it in. Yeah, I ended up going home with about 11 What a way to start a new year. Oh man. He is resolution. Yeah Any text emails on all of a sudden I'm on fire Used to live in the country dad would burn the rubbish came on Monday Came home one day and dad had no eyebrows and was for you man Turns out you shouldn't put empty cans in the rubbish if your dad burns it Because if they pressurize you boom, that's dead love petrol I mean, I know lots do but remember being such a thing where they just add petrol to anything I did yeah so many memories on the line. Yeah, so they'd always you know Trim the edges and put it in the middle of the paddock and your petrol and then boom up she goes Secret

10:26Yeah, that old little clean everything our owner He's brought a document everything and he's had to burn a lot of files Kim can text in as well just quickly he was shown as nephew's had a lot of bonfire oil petrol diesel Used a match so I had to get close boom Knocked me on my ass no more eyebrows and half my hair gone I was great. That's what happened to me We've all been around the bonfire of it Anyway, that's too close. Yeah, the bonfire of life. Yeah, whatever am I here Sincere Now remember Jack speaking of fire and explosions when he was caught inside his caravan Recently yes, LPG explosion Heroo, he survived that have a listen here Gasping Spotted inside a caravan. Oh far out Jack that's hectic. Yeah, oh my god. Oh my god. That's right Well right, but on my left foot mother told you just took right up in the air So there was four others in the caravan so my mum my dad and then two of the mates were inside the caravan at the time

11:32And then mom she lost all over here on a heat and her arms and everything like that because she was what it here from was How do you find out the door? Yeah blown out the door. Yeah. Yeah, yeah So she got blown out the door of the caravan and I'm even on our friend out of the cheat 10 hours before father and ten year with Jack and he turned around and he goes Oh, he's still with me so my mum meets you right back in and save my life. Oh my god, Jack Yeah, those are amazing. Crazy man crazy story So you can see the video just click on morning rumble in screen page There's also a little thing there if you if you found yourself on fire all the sudden You can type it in there. We might come back to it tomorrow the morning rumble podcast another way to line roger's pockets Munga fires getting another new build The morning rumbles caught a back crawl 80 That's 140 It's a Disney plus string the NFL live with ESPN on Disney plus Yes, start September 10 so that is yes tomorrow streaming live on ESPN and on Disney plus as well

12:32So the quarterbacks of the NFL they often yell out random numbers and phrases are they gonna hear three randoms here Guess all three they have to be precise and you win 1,500 dollars It's been jackpotting every day. Yes, it's been the same thing every day. There's been some shocking Before efforts. Yeah It's really frustrating because we've got the the other one we're doing after C.A.A.A.C. 30 That has that's why there has gone the last couple of days That builds and builds and builds we thought this one will be straightforward But 1500 is on the line Here we are and Johnny good morning. Come on Johnny Morning, how are we? Johnny a real quarterbacks order name Johnny star Johnny Utah. Johnny Utah All right, we're gonna play we're gonna play for you. I hope you've been listening last couple of days So you've already got an idea? Good luck bro. Here we go. All right. Here we go All right, Johnny the three phrases go

13:33And it's blue 32 alpha 34 newland sucks at hut You came through for us made well done Perfect, uh, so today. Hey, so they're keen on 1500 bucks at six 30 on a winsey 100% I am Probably something boring white pay bill hey, well, he runs go He runs got a smile. It's my man isn't it man. That makes life. Yeah for you. Yeah. Why all means pay those bills? That's who does make good shot Thank you. Good on you Johnny Well done. You go good news is tomorrow. It's back in a straight act of 500. I know Bryce not no piddly amounts Straight to 500 dollars back tomorrow Thursday Thanks so much Justly plus the quarterback call as well. So yeah same same words

14:37Switch it up three new ones and don't get to NFL Which is gonna be huge that kicks off this week we've been talking about this because sound garden Play today. Don't think it's today tell a mason from pretty reckless So they're opening or playing halftime one of these games. I believe it's opening Yeah, it could be halftime but yeah tell a mason gonna be on singing and um Mike McCreedy from Pilgem and then the other members of sound garden Back at Seattle light malgis said a replay of last year. Oh, this year's Super Bowl. Yeah, it is yeah Can't wait also on Disney plus red zone on Monday mornings. It's the greatest uh sports show even made It's just all the highlights all the time of all the games going on at once And there's one guy telling you where to watch and they bring you all the scoring moments. It's cool So I don't entertain enough. This is what I this is weird my problem lies you see. Yeah, you've been on the radio But about home It's your own boss Brad because this is involved so doesn't it you guys help us? I'm not sure if you were ma's. I think you were recording something But now now I was here he walked in with it came in with a special celebration. Yeah, I'm celebration

15:39Congratulations, mate So it'll be really bad about start clapping I've done excuse me if I've got a little bit of bright celebration for tea Well, because we just celebrated 18 years on the rumble last week for you Feels like I was a bit of a throw away But the boss Brad brings in a certificate, bro. So I mean I I can't keep up with the anniversaries. What's this one? This is a frame certificate for 25 years at the rock the fair verify brush case years were for me works Five between two thousand two thousand twenty five Presented recognition of a mag never sent contribution to media works Now many things wrong with this I've got three though. I want to start one. I can know you go Okay, so first and foremost, I've never actually seen 25th spelled out Like I usually it's just 25 and a small TH Number two the color way it looks like the holding picture you get when you go to brusco's

16:44And you buy the frame Because you don't die mentions of the frame it looks like the info color When you buy the frames Cheap looking at it's so cheap looking and I can't remember what that third thing was not a real signature. We don't think oh Yeah, it looks printed I got I got one It was my 21st yeah about 19 months last year you were the big last May we're the big morning for that And you were supposed to get there then it was May last year. I've just been given this certificate We made our guys on the windies fold our CEO. She's great. I'm like 26 and a half years now I'm what so what's been the delay? Yeah, where's it being? Such a good point and braid our boss goes oh shit. Sorry, mate. I'm supposed to give this to you at the meeting today But I forgot and he goes but actually to be knowing I've had it for like three months Oh my god, he was a wafer to them Now what what what is the why why green

17:47Why why the color like like gold is like I don't know maybe it's But why green? It's so petrified looking We're gonna put that yeah back on the briscoe shell What roch got a door First 25 he got the fairly sweet Oh you can tack that to the door Could be the door stop What a door You got a Congratulations So reg Match match match I don't want to be unappreciated I want to cross the match I don't want to be unappreciated Rich Mitch is 25 Yes So match And those all your years brice has been on the radio What would you like to say to brice about this 25 year anniversary Ranted up Couldn't have said it better myself The morning rumble podcast now recyclable just hit replay

18:49Uh to mighty Williams And you were same males before he is They forgot on all black in a way really because he would have been Definitely in South Africa Propping up the scrum for us for the all black Yeah, he'd be there he'd be in definitely being the max Yeah, and we all know how the scrum wins across those three test matches Some better than others. Yeah, some better than others So he uh, but he had to deal with it Devastating injury. Yeah, for it. He's a big lad. He's a big boy. He's a boy. He's a pro like a 140 odd kilo So obviously South Africa had a bunch of injuries for some of their key players too right But as did us, no excuses more just interesting to find out what's been happening with them Less to find an uk as well was not on that trip He would have been one but I did not know this about Smitey just how bad it was I knew he'd had a bad back and was in hospital for a bit because he'd been posting about it But he just appeared and we take this from the good the bad and the rugby podcast Which I good my Andy Rose who's uh, he's uh, he's very uh, very good friend He's a good man. Him and Karen Reed. Reed, I was on it just to Marshall's on this. They have a bunch good guests

19:50But they hit to mighty on it just the other day. Have a listen to this how bad it was I had a bit of an episode one night and I was rolling around and bed and 10 out of 10 pain Yeah, my mum my mum gave me a call and said I want to call the police if you don't go to the hospital They're pretty much ended up in hospital It's a bug called MRSA. It's like a super Super bug pretty much settled in my disc and my back and eight away my disc really say yeah eight away your disc yeah So what you've got no disc now? I've got four screws in my spine T12 L1 I had to get it fused because yeah pretty much have you ever seen like a tree on fire how The inside of the tree like burns first Yeah, that's pretty much what happened to my spine so and it was obviously super painful Was it down the leg as well when it was getting into that wasn't nerve or more just a disc? Oh, this was it never went to my legs because it wasn't nerve-y But it just I got real sick. So almost got sepsis twice. I was there a moment where you thought that ragby might not be on the cards

20:56Anyway, oh yeah, one of the first things they told me is I might be in a wheelchair Um, we love ragby right but I like walking to What I've spread to your lower back like is that how it works like it was in the mid back and then it was gonna spread to the lower back if you didn't catch it But pretty much because your mid back doesn't really move anyway, so when they fused it's kind of a good thing because So it's gonna help you in the scrub Keep you for a hard time. Keep you nice and square It's funny my surgeon put bigger screws than two because he These are people they got a rugby fan. I'm not So that's what's been up with him Emma is a eating his spinal disc All black to my two Williams been sent to look like he's doing a little bit more rehab As I've seen Scott Barrett been doing a bunch of so let's hope all the boys are you know back and fun ready for For next year, but yeah that podcast the good the bad and the rugby chicken out good lad's good potty too Feminist The man behind such TV shows back of the day sports care for late night big breakfast

22:04He's behind wacka Changi beer snack a snack a Changi corn chips as well Who he's here? Lee You mean now you've been listening to count down to going week and a half yeah Fantastic and what are you here for you? You're unhappy with it. I'm happy with it. I'm loving what I'm hearing. I'm happy with it all I just like anything sometimes things can be made better Okay, yeah, I could be a couple songs not in there that maybe you have me having me been able to vote for it There's there's something I've got I know there's a too late to check something in This is what he wants is what you want in the countdown Snacky Changi corn chips that's a crunchy That's short

23:04We harvest them at midnight From the crunchy boy Snacky Changi You got to change You First of all, yeah, it does feel like an ad All their songs get turned into ads anyway Start off for the song that isn't it you know, I mean in many ways and look I mean it's yeah Do you have enough Mary Archie in the That's a great point. I don't think we do Lee Hart with a second of all voting close ages ago and like Roger I'm already a week and a half into the count down. Okay, so need one would have to come out One would have to come out for you Have a look out of the list. I mean warpigs Last years winner

24:06Black Sabbath warpigs I The morning rumble podcast because you can't afford a band expander in your car He's back Corn chips chip baron now obviously Trying to get this one into the into the Caldale This is beauty Yeah That is voting is sort of closed Tell us my sorry now you went to Mexico. Yeah, um to film that ad We'll call that so tell us I got together with the guys the old band about his cities Mary Archie stuff back in the day and

25:07I'm being with those guys for years You were never in a marriage No, but I worked with these guys that the brass guys are stuff. Sorry. It's not getting them back together You know because we had our differences Eduardo and Guido Both their last name And one of them ever drinking problem mostly in the ad yeah, super non at the key level. We all did You know, this is a home of mask out over there. It's a bunch of Tommy left their Out that'll be yeah, we're supposed to be three songs. We only managed to do the one of the That's in here. We're 20 seconds long. It's it's 30 seconds long. I was gonna add another verse We still can Can they can write their own verses will put the will put the music out there people can add to it. Could have not have been done here You'd say that we had to research had to go over to you know if these corn chips We caught them semi-authentic Mexican corn chips. I mean a lot of the corn chips here Say other brands, but in Mexican. I don't want to give us a break. I mean how can you call yourself that? That's cultural

26:13That's I went there did the research and I'm glad I did because I thought that corn chips grew on vines Oh wow and It's actually on the packets. I can't change now. We harvest them at midnight from the corn chip vine. Why midnight? I don't know It sounded more romantic and more professional now that you'll find these and stores can I just say Tasty? Mixed exaco there's trolley salsa The hint of she hint of tango and jive Funtro cheese, fiercester Criss, oh right I want to feed as well. The other scoopy the different shape risky You know we went on a limb with with the shape and it's it's paying dividends now Did you have to go and buy your own chips because you come in with a supermarket paper bag? I always do I'll be honest there the company's actually let me go I'm just you know, I just can't let the dream go myself So I'm sort of yeah, he's coming with countdown bag and You know trying to get a song on the countdown

27:17And you know he's leaking up you probably find a couple hundred bucks in an envelope Damn it. They're lia with us Amazing chips. They really are thanks coming in now. You've got you've got a steeped history. Yes Yes, the countdown over the moment. I mean you were a musician from way back out. Oh yeah, I mean look You've seen the doc Behind the music. Yeah, yeah in front of it behind it Next behind behind the music before the music When did it all start going wrong? I was a whole day will come back. Oh, okay Morning rumble podcast like IBS for your earholes Here we go. Oh, it back. We're back. Lea Hart back with Lea Hart Snack at Changi. He has a new semi-Mexican flavored corn chips Simu authentic You know Don't be flavoured man. They're flavoured. You know, I'm sorry, Lee You're not going to read the chip that see me flavor Well the catch phrase we're kind of running is was sacri-jangy corn

28:19Sacri-jangy semi-authentic Mexican corn chips by not from Mexico But we never said they were and that's illegal disclaimer You know, we never said they were we just tried to milk it and that's all trying to get that song on the rock 2000 countdown But you of course rock 2000 countdown is all of the moment. You're steeped in music is right. Yeah We're gonna start Well at the beginning really I I was in a band while turkey we toured Europe we played crush it and then we we we toured Europe No, and I tested to you. We released a crush it. I asked you to tell you You know now I think about it. The city council got to get No, we can went to Europe when there's Edinburgh England and end up in France And that's when it really started to what's the word English Tender shit There's a band difference. What happened? Well highlights once we end up paying the Jimmy Barnes One gig and I'd like to say he came to our gig more and sang with us and it was really good We're on the real high and then he bugged off after that and about 24 hours later we went to jail

29:24You got a rest what we got arrested well We've had lots of noise complaints I'd been arrested a few months earlier On New Year's Eve I got in a drunken fracker and I It's sort of an event center where men the drama ended up you know those big massive fish tanks you can get Asian restaurants Yeah, yeah, some of the same sort of thing but this had lobsters and stuff You know at a strip one no this was there like an event center The Christmas function going on and we said whatever we do we'll not can end up down there sure enough bottle of him later We'll go down there and we both end up in the fish tank For some reason My brother wasn't there he went nuts at us and Next thing you know that the John Dams came in and my mate managed to run away and wet jeans I got I think I got caught and got arrested Teng down to the cells and they They were trying to wind me up and they spilled a cup of coffee in the floor and some tried to make me clean it up

30:24And I was I know I had a few and they gave me a wet mop to clean it up with those stringy wet Tend it up in the dust up with the with this guy with the wet mop And hit him on the side of the head and we're salted a police officer. Yeah Then three or four three or four more came in and I was in the corner with this wet mop Like you know pushing them off and hitting them and then the nose of the mop and But they were getting closer and closer to us They'll get they got me in the corner and next thing you know, but they were they were nice enough for that and and The crab had me and then they released me the next day a few months later so we're on their radar I suppose and we had noise complaints about the skid being too loud and They then they started asking about our work permits You know all this sort of stuff so we went to wind that up getting arrested taken to Leon prison this sort of deportation prison we thought it's gonna be a couple days. Did you have work visas? No That was a big thing and That seemed and so in that thing and that took us like 13 days before they

31:27So we're in this prison and that's where he met the Mary actually Well that meant my went meant one of them there. It was an interesting time. I'll say that Um it was place literally looked like cold. It's and when when we arrived there, you know We were sort of freaking out going. Oh yeah, no, it's just gonna be like an airport lounge You know deporting us Turn around and then this van see this place barbed wire stone. It was horrendous and we're in there But after while you wasn't as bad as you thought you know and I got to say you was up the best sex I've had It's in them but hey Lee We won't be bad. Thanks for coming Thanks mate leave your chips You're number one for 2026 ever look for them in your stores get amongst the stanker changi corn chips They're not from Mexico. Oh, we never said they were Blueheart a pleasure. Thank you so much. You can edit rest that story out country Oh We could we could have a project we could have visits we could have

32:29You know that but no you could have people coming my girlfriend can come you know, wasn't she in Christy? Yeah Coming up with the morning rumbles. What just happened I have to leave it's bad exhaust see when Lee heart comes in here. I'm not sure he was ever here Oh my god, it might be a figment of our imagination. Oh my god Just go ahead by lightning and me here Today the cab C1 question quiz that's two days in a rarts gone Wendard Taylor Hawkins joined the food fighters go 1997 Yes Yeah No shit no shit I knew kind of roughly I mean the kids are in the car where rather having no of your split the money with them

33:33KFC's $5,000 one question quiz Cheers to KFC's gonna one lunch box for 999 Yes, these the gonna want a lunch box from just four dollars 99 as well and yeah They've given us 5,000 to give away and we're given away a bit But it's back to $250 cash and even if you get it wrong you still get that $50 cab C voucher So Casey joins us get it mate Yeah Good luck to you. Have you been playing along and getting in there them right, bro? I No Well as miles and everybody's always said the answer is a year make sure you throw out a year even if you don't know the answer good luck to you bro 5 seconds to answer all right The morning rumble very rarely wins awards unlike Metallica what year did they their song one last when the rock camp down? 2004

34:34Oh Any for a year my young CKC It wasn't either of your options Yes, it was KC was 2012 2012. Yeah, yeah What was KC doing in 2012? Oh Oh Not a lot probably done first somewhere You're a great day all right enjoy the countdown. Yeah, Rodsey See you mate. This has been the morning rumbles show highlights to hear our off-ear chat check out the list of the podcast feed You Rover music radio podcasts

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