OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Queefs of the Stone Age

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Yo, yo, here we go Friday 20th of February and yesterday Bryson Mel Hello, get a mate Great to have Mel not often on the podcast Well, I'm usually recording my show Which I still am, but I've just Popped in here for a few minutes Lovely lovely to have you Much in creatures well Yeah, Malz has a prolapse ass hole Yeah, you guys a red sock Yeah, you know there's a category For that on the naughty websites What for real for prolapse assholes Yeah, yeah, it's a thing How do I know that? Klok to the website Yeah, every corner I've seen Yeah, love it, ass don't you Now, but I've seen this is why Mel's I know I know we know

1:00I'm already starting to think about the title of this one Hey, Mitch, what was that good news That you shared with me just before? Oh, we got a message Someone was very happy with creatures Podcast intro titles It was at creatures muscles What have been from creatures burner account? Yeah, yeah, yeah Mel fantastic Kate and Jing Mel today looks like all of the spice girls She doesn't have one specific one She's every spice girl Put a great outfit today Thank you, there's sort of like these sporty pants My chunky sneakers I've done my hair with They call them, they actually They call them slut strips I think it was They call them slut strips Of course you have it Are they banks? They call them no banks We're not a teenager, these used to be slut strips Where you get the two at the front I don't know why they were called that I actually don't Actually, I've seen that hair done a little bit lately Yeah, it was very like Britney Spears Oh, yeah They're like front ponytails Yeah, could you almost grab them from the front

2:01And sort of act like you're riding a horse Like, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah And I decide, like the, yah, yah, yah, yah Bro, do you know this? The bit that goes around the horses mouth The reins, yeah, grab the reins Yah, yah, yah, this is not the slut strips No, I wouldn't have thought so No, I wouldn't have thought so I wouldn't have thought so I mean, I mean Don't mind a hair pull But not myself Who's your favourite, um, who's far out? Who's your favourite, um, Sposkel? Now, I used to love poshby Yeah, so did I She used to love, she was a little bit more mysterious She didn't give too much away And then she got her great boobies done Yeah, she didn't get them done then, didn't she? Yeah, yeah, she did Yeah, I just used to like, I mean, I liked all of them to a certain extent But I think she really was the one, I loved her outfits Yeah, always used to wear miniscoots, love the legs All right Have I said too much? I loved her leather, you don't really like outfits Yeah, when we were in the desert, eh, that video Yeah, you remember it, yeah Yeah, dude, black leather It was your favourite Right, so it's probably

3:01I loved that video Well, we didn't have the internet The 1997 No Oh, 1996, whatever that was And that song was a video that stands out in my memory And then also, Mariah Carey's honey Oh, yeah Stand out as a massive memory The one that has mace and stuff in the video Yeah And she's in like the gold, tiny, skirt and then a gold bikini Yeah I remember that clearly Yeah, that was standard Who's my favourite? Yeah, your favourite spy skill I had stages Definitely loved posh at one point Yeah Loved baby I knew you were a loved baby Yeah, yeah Also, has a place for all of them Ginger Ginger was your favourite Well, not at the start, Mel But then I watched this documentary with Robbie Williams And he was going out with the one Well, that's right, they were together, right? And he's had all this footage of her Her and him together And she's in a bikini on this boat And she has got, I had no idea She's got a banging body Quick, someone else Someone else sniped that part And she looks

4:02Now, look, still looks amazing now Yeah, she worked on that body, she Yeah Because, of course, she's with thermal ex-formulonga, of course, you see Yeah, hornet I say ex-formulonga I say ex-formulonga, he got dumped from Red Bull, but now he's back in another team She sees with him, and she's on that drive to survive a lot They were all bloody hot I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Still looking good Yeah, yeah And he just said not spore Mel over spiced, none of them Which one was your favourite? Maybe Mitch was more atomic-kitten I don't get either of those references Seven You don't know the atomic-kitten I don't think I know Sugar cubes, babes, sugar babes, sugar Sugar Sugar cube He's probably right guys when we born 2001 so what do you like more Hannah Montana?

5:04who were hot who were hot who were baddies when you were growing up in terms of pop artists it's a good question Katy Perry was probably going on like um the one in the California girls and also the one where she's with a tiger in the war yeah yeah yeah I used to like that because Tyson would be like I love this song let's watch the video again I'll be like okay great video if we might he wants to roar you may be Ariana Grande as well I feel like 20 teams was a big year for Czech pop stars but I can't really think of you I'm googling them now yeah see mine just sprung straight away

6:06but I also think that's because we were pre internet a big thing wasn't it? do we decimal system to find your favourite book what were your favourites great? well I actually was I was just a wee fella when the spice girls were around yeah some people like Asian spices I like an all spice I liked all five of them I'll take the lot you know Harry Potter anything from the trolley so yeah so spice girls I liked all five I think I think I'll ask you apart from the spice girls I couldn't have been fucking clear I said don't worry about them then you proceeded to fucking knowledge and all were there sorry about that we're out of time we got a secret sound

7:06we got a few secret sounds we get into if creatures don't talking about spices I tell you what one of these sounds that is who I really like I don't know what that means you really find out what's the aim of this game Mitch are we trying to work out who the artist is or what you're trying to guess what you're listening to I've got three of them here's your first one great no it's not great it's not anyone at work then we work with is this woman stuck somewhere is that why she's crying out screaming out no is it like a wife a husband calling competition contestant yeah because that's what they sound like that is what they sound like but that is actually a man stubbing his toe on a cross trainer that is fantastic that is because man they hurt

8:06we need to play that yeah we need to play that on Monday that's fantastic number two what's this horse it's crach horse fat hippo hippo doing a shit not a hippo doing a shit like a big elephant doing nothing like that that was my delivery is it like something bizarre like a crocodile farting on the water or something no it's an octopus sliding into a hole but quay fish yes what I've been listening to if I ever go blind and a need of a bit of relief for it sliding into a hole and he went off to push in the hole this week he was in a have crachers in a band he'd be in quays of the story oh yeah

9:06last one here oh jeez that's a good one one more time is that something from a horror like a trailer for like yeah anyway is there a bunch of geese no I thought it kind of sounded like mal when anything bad happens to you guys very good but that's actually a door stop that's a door being opened and shutting and hitting a door stop on the way through you know those little springy ones yeah oh essentially the noise of us little yeah gotcha yeah that second one can you play that because I actually think that's the sound that roach makes when he ejaculates sounds staggered yeah

10:06oh actually actually if you wouldn't mind just putting that on loop for me it molzes pro-lapsed us all coming out hang on started again the noise that goes on in matches brain will be asking a question um yes I love this game oh yeah holy heck how you ever good weekend everybody travel safe you're going to cross church yeah yeah different topic cranking to my usual set thanks for coming along with me ointment but i think

11:06i do i don't know just because of how many how many people will message i've got going what the fuck is that happening but we just don't address it like it's on purpose because we can't hear it and then people be like I don't know what you're talking about, and then do it again in the following break. A real sucks Aima. Yeah, yeah. I feel like, and then, because then it's a real, a real, if you know, you know, you're just sort of the potty in your inn on it. Yeah. For the, for the, for the nine of you that are listening to us, it's one of the great, if you know us. I'll boost, I'll boost it to 12 with it with a good time. Don't worry guys. Good luck with title, title in this one, Creech. I can queast off the stone age, it's pretty good. Oh, yeah. It's done. Yeah. See you mate. Queast off the bone age.

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