OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Is Passing Wind A Bigger Deal Than Making Love?

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Yes, welcome back Tuesday 10th of February but it's the not the max morning rumble podcast get emails get a guys How are we? Oh great because males on the podcast doesn't often happen always yeah always a treat when she's on there Well usually I'm busy doing my my other show Yeah, I've made some time especially for you guys because I just I love hanging out with you. Do you though? Yeah, I do it feels insincere You don't really know me No, no, we don't Do we know the raw melts do you do we I don't know no we do yeah zero to a hundred as you call me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah flat out Luckily underneath all those onion layers Hmm, could I crutch?

1:02This one out Which finds me way too much. Yeah, it's you're fine Just saying hi It's all the other stuff Creates you asked a question yesterday We couldn't really be bothered answering it, but I tell come back to me. So what is it? Yeah farting in front of partners Yeah, it's a bigger milestone than bonking for the first time. That is a headline that melts in there Oh, I see yeah, and I wanted to elaborate. I wanted to discuss what are our thoughts on that go because you are such a fatter And you have told me stories about when you've been saying girls That you fart in front of her and not only that but she farts in front of you and you like sniffing them up Oh I'm missing this one out as well I'm just wondering where this is going to go. I'm sorry. I'll never write crazy. I don't know if I would say I like sniffing them up But

2:04No, it's love stuff She fart and he goes We've got a tube But no, I've just got a collection of jars and no No, no, no, no, no, no, it's almost like listening and hearing, you know, it's a difference between those Obviously when you're listening you are intently You know hearing what the person is saying, but also like properly taking it in words if you heard something Then it just went into your ears. So I would say I smell her farts, but I don't like actually sniff them in You know, I'm not listening to her fart. I'm just hearing but what you're saying is you this is your current partner Yes, yeah, yeah, everything to get along. No, no, no, no, no, and you're already farting in front of each thing Oh, yeah already too And you don't mind it because it can be quite a It's a completely normal bodily function. Yeah, and it's better. It's better out than it. Well, it is of course

3:07It's going to cause indigestion It can cause cramps. It can cause bad gut health I think it's good to practice good gut health as you guys know with the breakfasts that I have lots of probiotics in there So you farting a new bed? Absolutely. Yeah, yeah, I farted a new bed. She farted a new bed with those fun One day we went to the movies a couple months ago, and we were the only ones in there and we were both just letting reps How loud are we talking? Oh, why some of those fucking loud. I So I would say it's love. It's love creatures. Oh, absolutely both on the same page there Certainly it's and there's no judgment at all and But one thing that is funny though is because mine don't smell but But but who's do have a have a bit of a tinge at times I So it's just sort of like You know I do it's just it's just funny It's just funny. Yeah, because obviously you'd look at actually go. Oh, yeah, look at that look at that gross guy

4:08But as far as freaking out look at that gorgeous gal. I bet you they smell like roses, but Freaky Friday swap that round. Hey guys, I'm just back I don't know that's a question What about us? I think I think it's love between creationers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah This is what they mean when they say lovers in the year But I mean, I think I mean I Nebritably if you're like at least and I think they've been together nearly 30 years this year Yeah, I mean where we've been I mean it's 30 years So of course, yeah, yeah, where was your first two? Now roggy do you play the fart game like Creech does he'll be like guess my fart and then you've got to make a noise And then he farts and then there's a big celebration if you get it right. No, I don't think there's we ever celebrated I

5:12Imagine miles you you know, you do it. You're like at home What are we talking about? You can do it. You're like Disgusting. I think much rings as mum Yeah, but you got two boys who imagine far from all the time. Of course they do and they think it's so funny So they're farting around Emma you're fine. I mean, it's just a daily. I imagine the earth is the daily thing I Striped me into it. No, it's a brass We've got a trombone a tuba and a trumpet in the three lads is little loose But anyway, don't make it to the question guys. What are you reckon? Is it a bigger milestone than making love for the first time?

6:13Oh whenever you when you hear you're part of fart No, I reckon roasting all the way Hey, while we're on fart, yeah, just because I feel like there's there's no time on the time that No, because I don't know where else we're gonna use this chance. I think this is the only time that we can meet Well, I was in the supermarket Well, I dropped my guts from the self-service oil. I was the only one there. So it wasn't a big deal But then people started like coming through and I've never more rapidly It's taken my bags because it was very apparent where this uh the smell had come from maybe we should have wrapped it up miles Hey, I'm back and we're still on the podcast

7:13Crutch can like he's what's what sound your fart's gonna make Obviously it's gonna be like a He knows me well. He knows I'm quite I down there squeaky Anyway, let's wrap it up Here's the podcast This has been the morning rumbles of fear not for max podcast catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed Rover music radio podcasts