OFF-AIR 🔴 NOT FOR MAX - Hangover Yucky, But Will Mulls Get Lucky

0:00This is a podcast from Rover Yes, welcome sick in the March Monday today Moles is it your anniversary today? We're in the end of waiting today. Yeah, 13 years ago We were all on the piss at the Mungany wastewater treatment plant. That's reception venue. That's right. Grab a venue. The great venue. It's an amazing venue, but you're right. You've got to drive through the syringe plant to get there Yeah, you do. Incredible. That's incredible. No wonder it no wonder the the flora and fauna there are so abundantly beautiful 13 years 13 years I remember it. Yeah, that was that was a great day. Great day You're going to get some Fucky fucky Hey, Crouch. Hey, man Good morning. Good morning. Sorry. Sorry. Are you going to get lucky lucky tonight? Hopefully crouched. She's recovering from a hysterectomy

1:08Might be a bit up in the air at the moment. Maybe some sucky sucky Hey, Mitch Crouch has been like he's been a shadow of his former. Well, he wasn't until about nine. Yeah, exactly until what happened? You're a massive weekend of electric having crushes. You know, I realized I should have eaten my pineapple and banana and yoghurt Earlier because that really reinvigorated me now. Was it fresh pineapple or canned fresh? Yeah, so I buy it fresh and then I chop it up at home And that's sort of last a few days Yeah, I do something ill-prefied Oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a traditional prison little sexy set for a Pick some and up You have a one-lice mouth Have you

2:09You're Quite a course it was a great wedding had fun at your wedding I mean and Your stagdoo was good too. Yeah, stagdoo was good. It was fun being on the bus when you're staying we're on the bus moving hammered-ass on the bus hammered-ass Start Late late morning or like a 12 like a midday start back. Yeah, we were we now eat them bowl That's right long balls And then I started off there and then um after that I know we went to the strippers. We went to the where do we go in between? I don't I can't I think I genuinely can't remember yeah, I can't remember between the the balls club in the strippers That sounds like a good day to me Yeah, no, I actually not yeah, I can't I'll have to ask Some other But we were talking obviously see I'm a shot of a man today, so you know horrendous hangovers, and you were saying as well I was in the day after the stagdoo

3:11Well, I made the fatal mistake on the Friday night mates had come in from Aussie and we went out to like three four o'clock in the morning Yeah on Friday night and the stag was like midday Saturday And then I just power through yeah, yeah, and then that I went I would have gone until past well past Midnight on the Saturday big night big night for miles. Yeah, big weekend, and then Rolled into work on Monday morning. Yeah, but I'm shaking on the couch. Probably the alcohol poisoning. Yeah, yeah I don't believe in alcohol poison. I don't think it's a real thing. No, it is. What's the worst hangover you've been all state? Yeah, oh gosh. Yeah, I've been like, you know, obviously unable to move and capacitate it I've been working at restaurants and then I've got like a little set up in the bathroom with Roll on chewing gum face wash so that I've served the table run upstairs spew and then do it do that process roll on chewing gum face wash Those are those are bad, but my my worst one of recent memories

4:13My foot when I yeah, I know when I was in Finland and it was New Year's Eve on New Year's day So a big night New Year's Eve and and I was spewing into the toilet. Yeah, and I got cramp in my hammy And that is top three worst things Like I don't know about our guys when I get cramp I get it so bad when I first got it as a kid I described it to my dad because when I was a kid I watched all the all the movies no matter how What the ratings were I described I said it felt like alien was trying to push out of my thigh Yeah, you know with the the chest thing comes out and the Ridley Scott movies That's what I see it. I'm like dad. It feels like aliens trying to jump out of my thigh So I get bad cramp and yet so this is happening to me aliens trying to jump out of my thigh What I'm still trying to aim at the toilet with my Anyway, I'm falling over and I just start spraying the walls with my pupil

5:15Yeah That's that's like the movie exercise We were he'd spinning around What had you been drinking and Finland on New Year's Eve to be that bad vodka? Yeah, yeah, and they've got some horrible that some look you're that they used to get soldiers apparently during their little war They had with Russia. Yes. Now. Have you seen the movie CISU? No, but apparently it's like John it's like John Wick, but finished or something Yeah, yeah, it would war too. Fuck it's good man. Yeah, it's two movies now. It's just a by the by yeah the fans They don't fuck around. Yeah, no, I need to see it But yeah, he was probably drinking what I drank, but he's used to it. He's a hard man. So hang on just back to you Doing a spinning circle vomit who we at work then we at home. No, I was just at home. So who cleaned that up and oh I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I did I did I'm actually

6:16Oh Not as much of a crissor as those Spitting round and circles filling the walls of the Clean it up. I cleaned it up. I'm a good boy. Oh good. Okay. Let's go. Would you were you and he stayed to clean it up? Sure Yeah, it's sort of got stuck there for a little bit. Going back to the Aki Aki. I got stuck. He's stuck More wise must ask Sexy Rod came in and spewed all over up Sunday morning. Sorry, that was me mom. Yeah, no, oh fuck it probably was but the Glen Twenty that's right She's that's good. Fuck me. That's necessary. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and obviously Yeah, you just biffled my sheets out that way. Yeah, I didn't get it all it didn't get it in the sheets luckily He just got up when you get it here. It was like dropping like um pebbles on the beach

7:25And then he walked and he's like kind of the toilet Go to the toilet and he walks in the toilet. He's just sitting on there Poor poor kid spewing on himself as he's puking Roger been spend the day with his best mate Louie and Louie's grandparents and their grandparents took him in Miller My Sexy Rod out to dinner. Yes, and Miller. Here's a fussy pellet as most young kids do So he ate an entire bowl of fries Unbeknownst to him drenched in truffle oil In in in in in grated parmesan. Praigo I Know I hear what either those ingredients well And while it didn't sit well on the stomach. No, I'm lovely neighbor Lisa. She's a she's a retired nurse and she was like Yeah, that's food poisoning that we're not food poisoning, but that's just rich food

8:27How do you guys get some just coming back up with that serve on the side of the ducal or wrong? Hey talking of eating for Yorkies buttoned Want to hear from today in history. Oh, yeah play this on the show tomorrow. I'm just gonna play it down I'm Sunburned that pearly That's an amount of work colleague that pick scabs off Flex them while the weird sitting run ever lunch Call the cops Hi, every morning the missus sounds like a machine gun Blaster

9:37And it's more that tomorrow Machine gun and machine gun the toilet and left it there you know what I do Great you you you you you I don't know you'd be the the greatest in the bathroom Common misconception I Have openly said my farts do not smell they're stentialists, but When I do release the crackin On into the actual bowl Sorry, you don't you thought in front of each other you and you miss oh, yes Yeah, yeah, we're very very open about that And I think I think that's about a fear in the act yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know about in the even better Yeah, I see you just open it up Why the sheets right off them Because you're you're in love and and you just you fell in front of each other of course

10:40Yeah, yeah, I think I think that is true testament to the strength of our bond and And yeah, I just I see right past it. You know what I mean like I don't I don't when I when I hear that fart I don't think gross. I think natural Thank you great See you back at a handy tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah boy This has been the morning rumbles off in not for Max podcast catch up on the show highlights updated daily in the feed Rover music radio podcasts