Nick Kroll: A Joke About His First "Boy Girl" Party

0:00I remember I was in seventh grade and it was our first like boy girl party and that was always very exciting. This was back in the day when everyone was still straight and I was hyped and so I was wearing my purple button down shirt and I was wearing my gap kids khakis with the elastic around the waist for the kids who were like, I need to go poopy now! I was very excited particularly about this party because there was this girl there Lizzy who I had had a crush on my entire childhood and she's sitting alone watching TV and I walk in and I already have my opening line ready to go I go. So did you hear Mrs. Goldman's daughter might have cancer? This spitting hot game and just as she looks over at me Jenny the girl who's house it is

1:05comes up behind me and she pants its me. Those gap kids khakis with the elastic waist come right on down and then below that I am wearing silk boxer shorts like a businessman on vacation in Hong Kong. Little slide right on down. Lizzy looks over at me and she is now eye to eye with my bald little cashew. She is horrified. Jenny the girl who pants to me is mortified and I am now a comedian. Thank you. Watch Nick crawled little big boy on the on Netflix.