Jeff Arcuri: A Joke About Marrying The Bachelorette

0:00I Will say this they do love my wife my wife is an amazing person we got married this year Yeah They love her dude I One might one of my sisters is a huge fan of hers actually cuz my wife I don't know if you know it was on a reality TV for a few years my wife was on the bash loretts. Yeah Yeah, you guys heard if you see nobody you have if you see the show before Bachelor at no, let me explain brother. Let me explain what the show is It's a show where one woman dates like 30 different guys And she tries to fall in love, but if she does been fall in love This is what you get to take home if you don't win I Get in my head about it if you have a matter she's so beautiful and when we started dating dude

1:00We I was not used to the attention that she got we started dating she put a picture of us up together of us hugging on her Instagram it was adorable it was a soft launch, but then us weekly picked it up Us weekly picked it up as news and they decided to announce With the headline former bachelor at Katie Durston dating comedian No name Beauty queen fuck's clown that's what that said And you don't piss me off they didn't even choose our photo of us holding each other They chose two separate photos of us alone and then just put them next to each other It looks like I murdered her dude It's a photo of her on a red carpet like this then a photo of me just outside looking into the camera And all the comments underneath were so mean a lot of which is so many vomit emojis so many like him really That guy that's your boyfriend And I hurt my feelings. I'm not gonna lie it hurts to feel to hear those things

2:01But I'm not almost 40 years old dude. I'm not gonna reply to those comments, you know So I created a fake Instagram And Then I went to every one of those people's pages and I commented the same thing verbatim on their children's pictures And it felt good really You don't know the catharsis I Felt sitting on the toilet like that's your son That's I swear to God I did that I told my friend that in secret and he laughed so hard that now I tell you guys Watch Jeopardy Curie nice to meet you only in that place