NFL and Lions Bold Ass Predictions.

0:00Thank you, Update Kid. I want to give you assignment. Yes. We do bold-ass predictions for the coming season, for the lines in the NFL. All right. I want you to come up with a bold-ass prediction for the new update. Okay. I'll have it ready for it. All right. Thanks. Good. All right. Update Kid. And if you get it wrong, you will be let go. I mean, it's pressure. Yeah. See, I just want to see if you would sort of believe you there. Because if I vaguely remember some of the bold-ass predictions from last year, there's still three people employed on this show. Also, I don't have the authority. Okay. There's that too. That, it's a very, it's a threat with real teeth. Yeah. I want your bold-ass prediction. All right. There you go. Are you ready? You know I'm ready. Okay. Just making sure. Do you want to start? You want me to start? We're going lines in a fell where we're going first. I don't know. Can we do lines around a fell first? Let's do NFL then lines. All right.

1:01I mean, yeah, let's go. Let's go. All right. I will start. A team predicted to finish in last place in its division. With their starting quarterback being Tua Tonga Viola in the opener, will win their division. Behind Michael Panax, when he replaces Tua Tonga Viola, Atlanta wins the division. That's a long way to go to insult to what? What? And I'm here for it. That's the kind of thing I expect out of you, weekend and week out. Nice. I want to take a look at what's picking Tua Tonga with the division. Right. But I'm just going to spit up Tua's right. He's exactly what he said. Exactly what he said. First shot's fired up to it before week one, before the game even starts. I love it. I'm not picking on this guy, but Malik Willis will lead the dolphins to a winning record over the last nine games of the season. But the mammals will finish with only six wins overall. Wow. So five and four the last nine.

2:02That's right. After starting like one and one. I think it'll be a similar season to what the Lions went through the first year with Dan Campbell. We have to tear everything down and build the backup. And I really like Malik Willis. So I do too. Aaron Rogers. Oh, here we go. It doesn't get hurt, but also doesn't finish the season. I could see that. He gets benched and then just pouts and says, well, I'm done. Well, I'm saying he just bales, Doug. He just leaves darkness retreat in the middle of the year. Retreat or bales or runs for political office changes his aspirations. Something interesting. I like it. Travis Kelsey. He'll miss a substantial part of the season. And speculation is going to run rampant that his wife is behind it all leading to his retirement. Sure. The NFL will announce they will never go back to Australia after the Rams and Niners both

3:08lose their next three games. I really upset that I didn't think about the Australia game. There's so many like Koala jokes or something else that can be thrown in there. Lastly, Doug from the NFL, Lamar Jackson will have an MVP season and he will command $70 million per season in the National Football League with his next contract. There you go. Bold ass predictions for the NFL. Now we have bold ass predictions for the Lions. And I'll let you go first for these. Jim here gives. Who I heard you say is your offensive player of the year? Yep. I could see that happening. I didn't pick him to do that, but I could see it happening. Jim here gives will top 2000 yards from scrimmage and have 20 touchdowns. The Lions will send their 2027 first round pick to Pittsburgh for Joey Porter, Jr. and

4:11a sixth in 2027. Now that's bold. I like that. That's why I could get our yours. I almost didn't give you the bold sounder, but we're doing the segment because it gives us had 1900 yards and 20 touchdowns before in a season. But Doug, that is bold. I'm doing it. I like it. I like it. Well, Pittsburgh doesn't negotiate. Yeah. And Holmes doesn't make big drags. Oh, let's see if we can add. Is Rogers part of this deal? So are he Bales? No. But I could see Pittsburgh season going sideways. I really like that prediction. I hope it. I like you never said anything about the Tigers bullpen. Aiden Hutchinson will set the tone early and finish with a flurry and a total of 17 quarterbacks. X one per game, Doug. One per game. In the best divisions for tight ends in football, Detroit, Sam LaPorta will be the best of the tight ends in the division and make the non-existent NFC pro bowl. And lastly, Doug, Dan Campbell and Ben Johnson will have a midfield encounter that leads to

5:16an altercation, which leads to fines and suspensions. The honeymoon period is over. I'll take Campbell in a altercation. You really want Ben Johnson hurt, man. Jeez. Emotionally inf physically. Yes. You're calling for it. Did you see this clip that's going on viral where Dan Campbell was on the St. Brown podcast? And they asked him about putting out a cigarette on the hand of Tony Romo when he was in Dallas. What? That's his story that goes around. Tony Romo tells the Dan Campbell that you used to that you would put out a cigarette in his hand and Dan's like, yeah, that happened. They're like, that's not the first time that happened. He's like, no, it's not abuse. My final bulldozer's prediction of the lines. The lines will get Kade Mays, Brian Branch and Kirby Joseph all back on the field by week 11 and run the table winning their final eight games to finish 14 and three.

6:24Whoa. Mm-hmm. Have you seen who their final eight games are against? I thought we don't play this catch. No, I'm playing it. I'm playing it hard today. I'm playing it real hard today with that prediction. So I'm curious if we're going to see tomorrow when we do line season predictions. Is this going to stay at 14 and three or is it for talent? They're final eight games against Tampa, Chicago, Atlanta, Tennessee, Minnesota, the giants at Chicago at Green Bay. Well, it's it's Atlanta with Michael Pannix. Yes. Well, I mean, that be said, Pannix is going to win that division going eight nine. Okay. That's proven last year. All right. Here we go. That's your bulldass predictions for the Lions. If you want to throw it in for the NFL, go for it. 248-539-97-97 from BT and Kent and bulldass prediction. NS Raikstra finishes the season with five plus interceptions thanks to the Lions past rush dominating. Wow. It's good. It means he's going to see the field a lot this year.

7:26Yep. Dickelback. Bulldass prediction Matthew Stanford wins back to back MVP awards, the Super Bowl and Kelly makes him announce his retirement at the parade. That's from Jason and Oak Park. Kelly makes him. I can see that. What else do we got here? Bulldass prediction drew. Lock will play very well until Donald comes back and will be traded for or picked up by the Pittsburgh Steelers once Aaron Rogers leaves. That's from D in a mail truck. Mitch and Monroe, Dishon Watson will regain his old form and the Browns rookie receivers will flourish and lead them to a ten and seven record and a wild card birth. All right. That's as bulldass almost wanted to go dumb, dumb, dumb on that, but I'll give it a week or so before we really start to lay into Cleveland and how dumb they are.

8:27Yeah. Um, the Sean Watson with a bunch of rookie wide receivers, you say in a town that can't stand them like no fan support for the quarterback right now. Um, JJ McConnor will be cupped for the trade deadline. That's from Don and Phoenix. Cut it. We just get traded. Uh, and finally, this question. Hey, if we have the NFL on Wednesday, does that mean the Gatorrand is going to be played on Tuesdays? That's from Rick and commerce. No. We did not play the Gatorrand yesterday or Tuesday. Um, no, it goes into the, you weren't here last week. Right. I will tell you there was feedback coming in and people, Hey, are we going to hear the Gatorrand today? Hey, we're going to get the Gatorrand. Did you play it? Yeah, we did. Of course we did for the NFL season. Yep. That was a false later couch football. This is true. Hey, Bull Dazz predictions. Get them in. Two, four, eight, five, three, nine, 97, 97.

9:28Also, big of a tumble pretzels. We open that up at 1130. If you have any random questions, you'd like to ask us, feel free. Uh, we open that up at 1130 here on Carson Anderson on 97 one.