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0:00My buddy and me With friends like this Climb up a tree Yeah, you know For the best friends you can be My buddy and me No Me For your best morning buddies Toucher and hearty On the sports hunt All right It's been long enough It's been like two shows Since we've talked about Eddie Trump So Relax Adam will get a text from one friend saying That he'd like to segment and hotel it to me So we can encourage each other It grows each time But now I get when we play this song Like I start getting the direct message Of people going hell yeah Yeah You're gonna fall in love to love That your truck's coming Yeah, the five people that get it But we are toucher and hearty Don't worry about the rest of the people on the show Adam, they don't have to like everything You could watch us on YouTube Subscribe to 985 The Sports Abund YouTube But who is Eddie Trump? Well, he is The master of metal He has a two-hour afternoon show

1:00On serious XM satellite radio Where he plays no music He just talks about Old metal Hessian metal Hessian metal What is Hessian? Well, Dave Carney used to write for Big Brother Just put out a pentagram guide To the five Hessian haircuts That are available And the only reason there's five Is so he could put a pentagram on it And give you one Because he said he contends there's only one real Hessian haircut And that's the Jason newstead Which he calls the primus Where you shave the sides And keep the top long For maximum head banging Capabilities But he throws some others in there too Including the Rob Howford Balding Hessian haircut Where you just have to give up And not have long hair anymore Well, Eddie Trunk Was in South America And if you're having a metal festival in South America With guns and roses And Leonard Skinnerd And we're pivoting so I can tell you these things now It's not enough

2:00It's at a stadium How are you going to communicate with the crowd That speaks Portuguese Will you put Eddie Trunk on stage? So it's just I don't know why you said this audio wasn't usable Oh no no this is the segment Don't worry Adam and I decided to just go with it And just play it anyway But uh So you're figuring You're figuring English isn't your first language You speak Portuguese You know My uh The woman who comes And cleans my home Speaks Portuguese She uses Google Translate We communicate that way But nonetheless I would be just I'm sure that as soon as she sees a guy With a t-shirt and a button up With Unbutton that she would know That it was Eddie Trunk And that she was at a big event Yeah, so we didn't put that audio up Eddie Trunk put that audio up

3:01That's what Eddie Trunk put up But You might say I wasn't there I wasn't in San Paulo, Brazil Like what do you want out of me It already happened What do you just dig it in You just driving me nuts Well, no There's still a chance There's still a chance to see the Trunkster And where is that Well, Harding knows about these things It's the monsters of rock crews And it Set sail in six days There's time What are you gonna do So get Just cash in your 401k So Black label society Night Ranger And the darkness are headlining But there's a lot of other bands And Adam and I are just gonna ask you If you know the bands And then you can just For good measure say Is there singers still around Okay, all right So it's like It's like One, two, three Got it Here we go So you got Black label society

4:02Night Ranger and the darkness They're all playing The next name on this list is this band This All right, that's tape It's not good I'll give you a hint They have a song that you might have heard That has lucidity in the title Oh, a Queen's Brack Yeah Without Jeff tape Who's not in the band anymore Because he pulled the knife on his bandmates There's two Queen's Rikes now One with and one without Jeff tape There might even be a third come to think How can you have more than one Queen's Rike Well, because one doesn't have the The thing in Above the Y and Queen's Rike No So it's not a noom lot It's like It's like I don't not sure if it might be a noom lot I don't know what's highlighted here Yeah, I think it's a noom lot All right, well, whatever Well, the next thing

5:02That happens After Queen's Rike is there's one other band That is it's there next on the list So you're you're at sea You've been you've been around I've been on the 90s crews. I know all about it You're trying to create a vibe at sea Sure Right Yeah Like we're gonna all be on this boat together I mean this boat By chance is going The trunkster, the darkness Queen's Rike This is just say on the Mississippi It's going from St. Louis to East St. Louis Now when it's a riverboat Do you still get to call it a cruise? Yeah, sure If it's a paddle boat But you know it's the wheel The wheel of it Is only powered by metal It's actually it's eco-friendly There's no steam The steam is all the way It's just the vibe of the scene Is making this boat Putter on All right, who's this? You're gonna get it Cut, well, who is that That's uh, that's a rat

6:02Yeah, that's D-Martini's tone Yeah, that's that's We're Guys, he's kidding around Don't He's going to email him That we all know that's not Robin Crosby or Warren D-Martini's tone Don't worry You say I'm gonna get this I'm not gonna get this He's being a goose Now this cruise is leaving in six days Not six days from 25 years ago This is leaving in six days No, I apologize, I knew when I said it 45 I caught myself, I know This is not leaving Now this now this would have been huge 45 years ago though So is it 40 years ago or 45? This is like help me determine who this is To the 80s Okay In fact Stephen Adler was friends with these guys And you wouldn't think so But they were In fact, we were talking about one of the guys in this band We weren't

7:02Very rich It's uh, that's uh, crew It's Christian rock bumblebee striper Oh to hell with the devil I was thinking shout at the devil No, they're saying to hell with the devil Stephen Adler was friends with one of the guys from striper and most have tapped out on a conversation Were you talking about it on the air? No, we were trying to get We were learning that the singer of striper was local We were thinking if we could get him in to help judge the songs for the for the for the thuppets No, don't worry. You didn't miss a conversation and who Stephen Adler was and was not friends with No, that's we plan that for Wednesday Striper almost made it Like I mean in terms of like a crossover metal band from you know, Christian rock to actual rock like they

8:07They kind of did well. They saw how cool all the Ghost and Goblin's metal bands were and they decided to counter it with their own positive message of Christian Which makes that even lamer But they got some people into it even though they weren't necessarily into the message Yeah, they were hot. Yeah You know they they did drugs and had sex even though they were a Christian band Okay, so we've said black labels society. We said night ranger The guy crows queens right striper symphony acts who I've never heard of is the next band. Who's the following band now There's probably 20 bands after this now don't don't I'm sorry. We can't get into all of them, but so There's say 20 bands after this band is listed. So this is a big one. All right You get it on a boat You're like we're going to East St. Louis. We're going to We're going to every Nicaragua we're going We're going to a lot of good places here now is this one of the bands that's actually on the boat

9:09Or is this just at a port of call where you get off the ship and they're performing there that's a good question because I don't know if it would Create I think this is all in the boat heart because this is like leaving my am well some of these bands are too big And they can't afford to be on board a ship or we was being sarcastic. They are bringing They're going some of the people are getting off in Haiti because the conditions are better there than when they care where they currently live But maybe on the boat Well, listen less chance of getting disease So better food All right, so here we go. This is the next band. Gotcha John you might know this okay now we're talking 50 years on this one. Okay Oh Now you're probably pitching a nude lady in a rated R moving in the 80s Because that's what would be playing in the background if a if a movie didn't have the biggest budget in the world

10:11But hey, this singer sound familiar to me Oh Their mascot was a robot Oh, I might actually have this one summertime girls. Oh, it's wine tea. Yeah, you say summertime girls You can tell that's hold there's some bright major chords in there and Like major open chords on an electric guitar. Yeah, that's the Y and T sound Okay, so Y and T plays God helps symphony X who goes on after them because Y and T I have to boat just goes overboard afterwards in ecstasy They call it the reverse Titanic Titanic they were all bummed out because they were gonna you know, they hit the iceberg here. You hit an iceberg of metal and you

11:14If you float off the boat But the band listed after Y and T Sure, they're guys that are dead in the band, but they can still play Hmm You are forced to do some plumbing work when you get off Again, I don't like it. I don't know if the singer sounds familiar or if they just all sound vaguely similar Sleep all day. That's right Yeah, he didn't get a correct answer who is Uh

12:16warrant Great white you could include Vinnie Opasy in that as well. Well, great white are playing. Okay But we didn't pick them as one of the bands. That's slaughter So glad I avoided 90% of this just ignored it Didn't like it didn't get it. How'd you get laid? I had the white snake cassette. That's all you needed Okay Well now that you've passed kindergarten Can we get into the first grade and bring slaughter into it How many more 70 you want 17 I want one more Okay, give it what I can get so I feel good about myself I'll give you one that you can get here we go

13:20Oh They were huge No pun intended They were huge are they fat now They weren't fed they couldn't about fat that if all it will be too big a clue if I tell you who if what they look like now Because you they're on the they're in the news in fairness in the news all the time Well, this is a motley crew is the only one I can think they're playing monsters or rock crews any guesses Quite right no, it's killer dwarves Of course Of course killer dwarves this point. Yeah, thank you And finally You you might know them for their regular appearances on Howard Stern that's not a joke Jesus twins No, no, that'd be if the Jesus twins were on the boat I'd go I'd go you only get one these days Well, yeah, the one guy I think he killed himself, but you're sad by cop. Oh, yeah, that's

14:23All right, so here we go. This is the the last one Remember Winston couldn't get anyone to go on his show So like he would just have people on and they would say anything. Yeah, this is a real band. Okay, Chicago Erge overkill You didn't know where he was gonna go with that when he goes I know that what goes up and you're like what? He goes calms down and you're like, oh Mr. Dylan. Thank you for joining us You have woven a tapestry of language that has taken me into your soul Thank you missed Chip All right, that's a I'm gonna guess right now that down just fine with ground We said ground when you hit the ground and you know when he hit the ground That's a triple rhyme and you talked all over it. Jesus Christ. When can I get a rhythm with this guy? It was not a triple rhyme

15:31He didn't know you're gonna hit the ground He thought you'd fly forever. You're on PCP You know you was just a little girl Yeah, yeah, you know this song before this no, okay, I've never heard this song in my life No, I know that I know this band I I don't know necessarily in their songs off the top of my head Chip is one of the guys their brothers They are from not Nelson. They're from Chicago A lot of times you can never get of this band You can never get oh enough it's enough

16:42Yeah All right, I know you guys don't need this on an April Day where it's crappy here when you could be out sale on the 7th sees Going to quarter plotta and great stir up K But uh if you would like to see dangerous toys crazy licks spread eagle Which is a ping pong band It's more of a paddle sport than is a band. It's more of a performance art than it is a traditional concert Right paradise kitty of course is going to be there to stone whiskey all of them They'll be setting sail on April 12th out of Miami Uh, they're only letting on it's not like madlibs coming up with these bandnaves paradise You don't eat a passport because they realize it's too big a hassle But and they're only letting on so many people that are without homes

17:45But otherwise you only draw back as Eddie's show being in best of us for a week I don't know how I feel about that. Oh, he can sometimes do it from the bowdad Yeah, don't you think he can't? Oh, no, no, no I don't know if serious would let him go off I mean there I mean when you get that 10 figure deal I would assume that there are some There are some he's got the upgraded internet package worked into his deal from the cruise people He's not paying that firm. Yeah, for himself. Yeah, I mean, you know, there's enough guys that install it for a living they can they're on the boat There's so many cell phone places that have no one to sell the phones, but nonetheless here we are If you want to go to port to plata Look no further than that boat Or a great stir-up K You want to go to great stir-up K? The only thing that will get you there is the sweet sounds of slaughter Imagine the net worth of that boat God help the Nasdaq if that thing goes there's a lot of happens. There's a lot of pests

18:47They're not being sprayed away this week You want to talk about a group that will not be affected by AI All right, very good. Well, you did terribly and John you didn't really really participate. I got wine tea come on Yeah, yeah, it took a lot of hints in the robot thing which gave it away true. All right We'll be back with our award-winning email segment in just a moment that's You know, I got an idea for that The email bit. We should do the email bit. It's great idea Let's do the email bit. We are toucher and hardy are a world famous email bit is powered by Jeffrey Glassman injury lawyers The best in the biz just like this email segment. They're the best in the biz if you've been hurt in any way in a car or work accident You got to get a classman don't just send an email you jerk Call 7 617 777 77777 or visit got to get glassman.com I got an email from Jim Louth yesterday

19:49As we are here in the the morning of the the the championship at basketball game Monday Jim Louth and he's right. He said I know you make fun of me for this But this was actually created in your old stomping grounds. Yes for years. I've made fun of Jim Louth because he loves One shining moment He will stay up. He will record one shiny moment He will watch it several times afterward to see if his favorite scenes and moments from the tournament actually make it into one shiny moment When Dan Roach was here, he said basically the same thing. Yeah Louth yesterday sent me a long form piece from Ryan McGee of ESPN talking about The composition of one shining moment and the fact that it actually happened In 1986 when a guy by the name of David Barrett was sitting at the varsity in which she was a bar in East Lansing And watching basketball and he was a struggling musician and he started writing lyrics to something and he wasn't even watching college

20:49Basketball he was watching the Celtics. He was watching Larry Bird probably beat up on the pistons 1986 and He he came up with this This idea of creating a song centered around basketball in this one shiny moment I said that's great Jim and I read two paragraphs of it and then let it go but And he somehow proved to point to you by this What do you think? I think he found it interesting and I did find it interesting enough to to peruse it for What what I thought was an adequate amount of time that is struggling musicians remain struggling by creating a bad song How is this guy now? I don't believe he was struggling The more tennis drills are going off and This guy was just like get the dentist one day and he's like there's a whole radio station that plays nothing but this But now it's show Bob Bronson's the morning show

21:56This might be the first time I've ever heard this song It's the first time I've heard this song up to here I just know Jim Nance used to give I wonder if I an eagle is doing anything is horribly pretentious is giving away an article of his clothing We should have asked him that we didn't ask no, we have asked him that have we yeah Evaded the question because he didn't want to be disrespectful to Jim Nance. Okay. All I remember is the Is the hullabaloo that was creative when they replaced that version the the the Luther version with Jennifer Hudson That was probably about like 15 years ago and Oh people did not like that. I must have PTSD because I it's ringing no bells It must have been to a to had to yeah, it was too much for you. You've blocked it out Yes, another email from Megan To me and wallet yesterday. You're two worlds collided on a great documentary that aired yesterday I saw this on the guide. I did not watch it about Ken Griffey, Jr. Photographing the masters last year

23:01Well, what an idea for a film Thank God that was shot produced and released. Yes I didn't see this, but I remember it occurring. Yes. Hey, there's a guy that used to be famous taking pictures Yeah, it's just like Randy Johnson and rock was about the struggle of him getting a credential as a black man It's getting to Eddie Murphy the thing See him fidget it's something else photographer 24 is the name of the document What a fascinating how long is how long is this documentary eight hours Yeah, it's which part I'm thinking it's about 15 minutes. There's 15 minutes per step. He took on the course What number did Dan Griffey Jr. Where job? What's what number did he wear 24? Okay, that's I figured that's why yes I don't know I don't I'd my Twitter handles not Ken Griffey rules. It's 24. Yeah, Ken Griffey rules

24:04I'm asking brilliant. I asked you before what are the Ken Griffey rules and why why did you be awesome and hit left-handed? Oh, okay, good luck keeping that Twitter page when you leave and I know So it was gonna squat on that some bitch immediately Well, I mean they're gonna fight you for it. I mean they're gonna they're gonna want that What Well, I think that was necessary good morning hardy happy masters week for those who celebrate This is for hardy. How does he feel about his beloved sport of golf turned into a sport of criminals? Michelson with his gambling schemes tiger numerous moving violation Scotty Sheffler somehow getting off for attempted murder after running over a police officer Are you embarrassed by these actions of your once beloved athletes? I feared for your safety at the live event Connecticut But the likes of these criminals walking around and you weigh in on their criminal activity taking over the golf world on the sports hub golf club Sincerely Paul implement. Will there be a true crime episode of the golf club?

25:05I could do one on Michelson. I've mentioned it at length before He's something else that guy. Yeah, maybe you could find a sheriff of some small town or something that have on As coherent as tiger appeared and some people were trying to defend him in the in the like the first Bodycam video they came out Do you see the ones that were leaked over the weekend of him sitting in the back of the cop car? Unable to keep his eyes open. Yeah, yeah, you didn't let he didn't look so coherent in the well a lot of times What will tire you out as being cuffed and put into the back of the car and realizing that you're being arrested That a lot of times that will just knock you right out kind of let your guard down Yeah, that's when you just finally can take a sigh and just Really relax with your hands cuff behind your back in the back of a police car That's when generally you would close your eyes sober All right start drifting off to slumber Those had to be the quickest eight hours of his life Probably just put his head down and slept and then they went you're out He's like what day is it and they're like eight hours is gone by

26:06Anyway, no, let's get high. I mean board my private plane to Europe. Yeah, well not before I The chew these pills. Uh, hello boys. Did you see the company TKO has pushed Pat McAfee into being in wrestle many has made event to boost ticket sales Also, the CEO of TKO our Emmanuel has booked McAfee in the major projects Including a four episode arc on Tulsa King alongside Silvestre Stallone And a role as a US Marine drill instructor in the Netflix Netflix film The Mosquito Bowl See, I'm glad I tapped out on Tulsa King after a few episodes Because even if I were still watching it to hate watch it like I did with The rest of yellow stone and I tried to with landman But then it was behind a paywall and I don't think we have the paramount plus anymore I I wouldn't make myself sit through Pat McAfee infused Episodes at Tulsa King no matter how much I was enjoying a hate watching it It was just such blatant capitalism and just trying to get eyes on it when a it was starring

27:10Silvestre Stallone now And also focusing on Tulsa I knew I'm like, oh boy, why don't you just I mean you want to talk about just laying down and begging for people to watch But the premise is Uncharted territory Imagine a mob guy from New York going to a different locale and still acting like a mob guy That hasn't been done. Yeah, but this is we've never seen that before but this is cousin representative in court And Does he have a girlfriend that's way way way way too hot up for him that knows about cars exactly This is from our friend bob. He says thanks for talking up the Billy Joel documentary a couple weeks ago There's a two-part that Billy Joel documentary on HBO Joel is one of those musicians that I don't go out of my way to listen to But when he plays live I find myself being handed a ticket that I paid for and somehow Mindlessly walking into the funway park. Oh, no, he didn't say that That would be me. Joel is one of those musicians that be that would be everyone

28:12Yeah, again Billy Joel is someone people feel obligated to see live He has some kind of mind control device that gets people to Buy tickets even though they don't really want to go and feel like they have to go It's something that people that never go to concerts. It's it's the it's the concert equivalent of devil's tower in Close encounters of the third kind. It's I don't know why I'm obsessed with this I don't know why I have to go there But there's a bunch of us who don't just showed up here explain yourself. I can't Yeah, it's like but we're here. You gotta let us in having said that to documentary which friend It's like everybody accounts receivable departments Has to go and they got to have me that drinks for apple bees beforehand But he says Joel is one of the musicians that I don't go out of my way to listen to But one of his songs is on the radio. I don't change the station either in your words. He is fine Which is the I think an app description of Billy Joel documentary is interesting

29:12It unfortunately. It's two two and a half hour episode. No, it's good though It's I think it's worthy of the two two and a half hour. I am now about an hour and a half from the finish line Jesus John you've been working on this for like a month. I know five hours a lot for me to watch you watch I would bet you you watch six hours of TV a day No, that's not true with sports with sports not six hours of TV It's always after dinner nothing during the day. So it's you don't turn the TV on it all during the day You get you get home and don't watch any of the boob tube No, actually, I'm now working on different things like for instance the Billy Joel documentary. I'll watch Well, that's 25 minutes and then go to sleep But it's not an hour and a half two hours Yeah, you got plenty of time to watch that thing. You got nothing going on Let's be honest. Come on, John It's on me You're not even wasting at least an hour a day watching an old episode of NYPD blue No, I've been watching I've been watching so much Roku NYPD blue. I am now seeing episodes again

30:17Where are you now in the in the in the cycle who is simple. It's his partner at this point It's Bobby Simone right now. Okay, those are the golden years. Yeah Although I didn't give enough credit to how good the Caruso years were But you're in a half we got of that the second Caruso year was iffy But the three it was at four Bobby Simone years Three or four sounds right and then then they had Rick Charotter come in and it was a mistake But well the Bobby Simone were before Nina so it was known came in and made the thing very soulful All right, we'll be back in just a moment And we will take the ship to shore down in Puerto Rcata, Puerto Plata, Puerto Plata Where the metal crews will be docking where the metal crews will be docking so Maybe don't leave the house that day if you live there. All right, we'll be back in just a moment We know what you're thinking Possibly have missed from the show

31:19And time for the static on touch your and hearty Hey, we are Touch your and hearty all right hearty. What is left to be said just announced this morning Mohican Sun celebrating their 25th anniversary so they're bringing in a band To play two concerts inside the Mohican Sun arena Thursday November 19th and Saturday November 21st It will be a no repeat weekend of sorts. Does that ring a bell? A band that toured around doing no repeat weekends two shows At major venues all across the world. Yeah, Alabama And I was it is the Oak Ridge boys So people were upset when they weren't there on the Elvira night because what else we hear for now that would be up Oh see it see it live before you die

32:20Uh, no, this would be the band known as Metallica Thank you Mohican Sun in November now. What amount of this is Metallica. Yeah. Oh, okay What do you think of Metallica's getting paid for this gig considering they're at the sphere in Las Vegas shows that sold out immediately Starting in October. They're doing a run of shows all throughout that month and into November Taking a break from their sphere residency Not due back there until January, but Mohican Sun is getting them for two shows a week after their first sphere run Holy crap. I can't imagine the amount of money these guys are getting for the show Probably at least a quarter of the Ticket sale quarter of the gate. Yeah, they're not getting the piece of the bar though I mean for a senator it didn't get a piece of the bar No, but if they play their cards right, they'll get an area for merch table Um might get some compter reduced fair rooms too down there

33:21Hmm, so I but oh there are two on the bus thing There are two-day packages that will be going on sale when all of this goes on sale I believe on friday april 10th at 10 a.m. Metallica. There you go um Cardi B recently saying that uh her grandmother's Alzheimer's Uh when she was a child was explained away as demonic possession and that's what she that's what she grew up believing because of her parents She said uh Turns out that was Alzheimer's all along. She said in a reason post And she said it highlighted the bigger point about how older generations often explained mental health That's what happened in my home Whenever one of our elderly relatives started acting kooky It was just explained away as demonic possession And we were told things like Cardi B was don't go near her chair Even when she's not sitting in it because she's been possessed by evil spirits at what point with the advent of

34:22The internet and television and things does that get get out of your head. I mean this is not a small town and You know the mountains of west virginia. This is you know you are now Abled to access Well other thinking people also. Let's let's let's not you know look past the fact that Cardi B is not in her six-deesh She's 33 years old. So let's go back say 25 years. It is still the new century And where did she grow up because couldn't you just like walk into any kind of religious place and go like hey There my grandmother's possessed by demonic forces and usually the people would kind of talk it down And they'd be like that's probably not true Well, she was uh, she was born in a very small town of new york city and uh, you know Yeah, you walk into St. Patrick's Cathedral something I think that there's a good chance that they're probably They'll tell you maybe maybe a little girl. Maybe your grandmother's not been Doesn't have demonic forces applied you a temple or mosque anywhere

35:24I believe that you would go in that they might they'd probably inform you in new york city that it was well with a Dominican father and a and a mother of all You know just uh, you know different backgrounds uh, well I watch public access television in New York as a child when I was down there And I can tell you that there that message was being allowed in queer After the guy from screw magazine was on On the robin bird show Once our goldstein was done with his screw magazine Appearances on the robin bird show where they showed boobies John knows about these the hell yes, I do What a delight that was staying at your grandmother's board out of your mind everyone goes to sleep And there it is, but that required cable. Yeah, which was not available at my grandparents houses And if you're looking for the carny field guy to heshin haircuts of North America There are five types Type one is the classic. It is just long with a middle part. Yep type two is

36:24Long with a middle part, but you have curly hair Type three is the primus. That's also knows the date. Mistain. I believe uh, yes The primus is just of course the Jason new stead cut when he shaved the sides. Okay, the hair bear Is the type four, which is cc devil early poison days and type five is the non heshin heshin Which is a guy like carry king from slayers just shaved his head because he gave up. Oh, it's bad They're very rare, but the reason that there's five of them is because there's five points in a pentagram And then also that he was annoying his wife Dave carny by going That's a type three. That's a type three And then she was going how could something be a type three if there's no other types And he would go that's a type three heshin and then she would become infuriated that he was calling something a type three Heshin haircut when there was no other types And so he decided to fill in the blanks So there you go. How we thank him for his work. Yes, any Norwegian Hair metal band or like a satanic band all type one. Yeah, all middle parts long middle parts

37:31Scary no curling no de Snyder It's got a type two. All right. Yeah, that'll do it for us. Good pull. All right. Everyone have a great day. Bye