Lorena Bobbitt: Bird Butcher

This Venezuelan queen hacked off her husband's hog and chucked it near a 7-11. Cops found it, put it in a Big Bite box (although between you and me, they could have used a Small Bite box), and reattached it in a breathtaking display of modern weiner science.

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