JuJu's Top 5 Gas Station Snacks | Postgame Show

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1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Where are you guys on the gas station snacks, Chris Cody? I don't mean to look at me. Single you out. But where is it that you go if you're in a gas station, what is the most tempting of the items to you when you go into a gas station? I would say, you know, I've had different times in my life. You know, I had a chip phase. I had a honey bun phase. Right now I'm in the Reese's department. I like variations. I do the fast break bar. Sometimes I'll get the old school cups. I would say I'm in a Reese's phase right now. How about the rest of you, Roy? Do you have a damage check? Do you have a? Do you have a gas station weakness? Well, not including the drinks, obviously, but going with snacks, I'll go with chips. They have a good chip there called the Ruffles queso flavor.

2:02That is really good. I thought he was going to be like the blue Dorito. No. That was an upset. No. He's an upset. I've never seen you pass it up. I have a broad taste. Okay. All right. Congrats on your palate for, you know, improving over the years. Improving over the years. Yeah, you dude. All right. I'm not going to do this with you. You were Colt Ranch Dorito guy. I'm a connoisseur. Okay. Don't put him in a box. I mean, I'm glad to hear that the spectrum is widened. I've thought from your breath that you brush your teeth with Colt Ranch Dorito. You see, not as not fair. I have fresh breath, man. Come on now. That's a hip avialation. Hey, Ju-Ju. Roy, you're a progressive guy. Yes. You try. I only recently, if I discovered their existence and my life has changed, I'm glad to hear that the spectrum is widened. I've thought from your breath that you brush your teeth with Colt Ranch Dorito. You see, not as not fair. I have fresh breath, man. Come on now. That's a hip avialation. Hey, Ju-Ju. My life has changed. The toki. Are you, are you, are you, do you know the, do you know the toki? Yes, I know the toki. It's a Dorito, but it's rolled up. Yes. I don't know why the crunch is way better that way.

3:03I don't, I don't know what it is. What, why it works that way. I just, I'm glad it exists. In the flavor? Why, I don't know. Are there various toki flavors? I'm a newbie. Yes. There's even a blue one. I have seen the blue one. That, that, that tries too hard in my book. Let's go out to Ju-Ju here for some help. First of all, and I, I just, you, can you settle this for us? The black and mild. Is it a cigarette, a cigar, or is it a cigar? That's definitely a cigar, man, especially in the, in the streets. Come on, man. That's a Cuban. Well, I come from, you both in the good stuff. Oh, to America's okay. Yeah, off the board. The answer is, it's a black and mild, dummy. Do you have for us, before we get to the polls, do you have any opinions on the gas station snacks? Yes, sir, man. Of course I do, man. I got a top five gas station snack list right now coming to your life. Look at that. Oh, well, life. Big, oh, well, life. I'm sorry I was to do this, Roy. The Doritos.

4:03How dare you, sir. Don't worry. Don't be sorry. He's already moved on, apparently. Right. And the Doritos that they owe a lot simply because I don't care if it's June, March, 8 a.m. 9 p.m. Once you pot on Doritos, your breath gonna be on Doritos for a good hour, man. No matter what. And that includes barbecue, three dose. That is why I said this about Roy. He brushes his teeth with cool ranch toothpaste. Pippa. Number five. Harribal gummy bears. Oh, my daughter loves these. I'm talking about industries that go back. Oh, my God. That's more valuable than Willie Wonka bars in my hood. You got to know. Number four. Another one. I'm talking about platinum in the hood. Platinum in the streets. Pop these open. You might have five people run up on you asking for a couple hot fries.

5:04They're very good. Put this on the pole for tomorrow. The Harribal gummy bears are they more popular in the hood than the Willie Wonka bars just for tomorrow. Number three. And this is why I include both America's. Both America's can enjoy these. Peanut, M&M. Always good. Not in the car though. No, too much chocolate driving around in a hot car. Yeah, I got. Look, the thing about these snacks is once you give them to me, they got a good 10 minutes of survival time with me. I don't play around with my snacks. Some things are out of here. They're not going to melt. There's not going to be time for those to melt no matter how hot it is. Oh no. Number two. Another one of both America's. The beef jerky. That's very high. I'm really surprised. Yeah, I'm surprised that that's that high. Yeah, sir, you can also go turquin jerk and you can also go chicken jerk.

6:08You did it because I don't like too much of the beef. You know, I'm trying to get my prostate right. So I go turquin jerk on them boys. You got to know. And the number one snack. The heavyweight champion of the hood. The white America, the black America, all the America's honey buns. Come on. Can't beat it with a hammer. If I send you to I absolutely love them. They just make me feel so fat after I've eaten them. I just can't do it anymore. Exactly. Just because just like Muhammad Ali and my Tyson eat too many of my honey buns. Yes, going to get you. What is that? I've never seen that. No, no, no. Donut like the circular. Never seen a honey bun. A jumbo honey bun. I've never seen that in my life. What's its flame? We understand honey. Look, we got to get my boy Dave, one of those. We going to get you a honey bun before you leave my amy, bro. No, no, no. Let us know how you feel about it. I mean, Chris Coney just told you about that.

7:09We are. Go ahead, you two. Yeah, brother. Sorry about that. We will have one tomorrow. I'm saying this to America's. You explain to other side of America earlier how the broadcast and work. And I think the taste of us might work that way too, bro. So trust me. I got you. We'll get you one tomorrow and you'll have it on air. What goes on? I don't think Cheetos deserves to claim both the puffy thing and then also the crunchy or bumpy or thinner thing. Well, choose one or the other. Which are you Cheeto, right? No. Yes, sir. I kind of like that though. I like it because you're right. If somebody, if I say, bro, can you bring me some Cheetos and they bring me some puffy ball of puss. I'm like, oh, you brought the wrong thing. You can't call this a Cheeto. I want the crunchy hard guy, Paul. Same you did. So yeah, I agree. Many kids like the puffs. Like once you get to be an adult, you have the crispy one. Jude you nailed it though. Hey, get me some Cheetos. Then I have to follow up with which kind do you want? Choose one or the other.

8:11One or the other. Can't be all things to everybody. You're against options. I like options. I don't like Cheeto trying to corner the market by saying we're everything. Well, we're the puffy ones. We're the, I believe you're picking up what I'm laying down. Roy, just the end and the show by just isolating what he just did there right in the middle. I want that to be the last of the show. Damage check, a thought trying to escape Damage check slips and trembling as it got near the mustache. Jude, let's update these polls at Levitard show. How many polls? What kind of poll wattage did we have today? We got three good last of Dino on the polls. This poll does everyone like free stuff. 92% of the audience says yes, they do. Niko, you know, yeah, I'm, I'm yet. Speaking of free stuff, my Philadelphia 76ers sign Taco far free agent. I can't wait to see how this is going to go.

9:15Next poll is being banned from Titan stuff, a punishment or a reward. 87% of the audience says that's a reward. Niko, you know, yeah, I'm, I'm yet. And before I read his last poll, salute to Dustin White from Twitter for reminding me that my list yesterday left off on a greasiest show. I can't believe I left it off lanterns. Oh my God. Watch it. And last poll is a black and mild, a cigarette. 79% of the audience says no. And those are your polls. Niko, you know, yeah, I'm, I'm yet. Thank you, Jude. Thank you. I like options. I like Cheeto trying to corner the market by saying, we're everything. Well, we're, we're the puffy ones. We're the, I believe you're picking up what I'm laying down.