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The Pablo Picasso Award | Postgame Show

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The Pablo Picasso Award | Postgame Show

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The Dan Le Batard Show with StugotzThe Pablo Picasso Award | Postgame Show. Machine-transcribed; use the interactive transcript above to jump the player to any line.

That's right. It's Jose Thunder's, was interviewed by Draft King Sports. Draft Kings, the crown is yours, Juju. Yes, sir. Thursday Thunder, we are back again. Two out of three in last three weeks, holy moly. But guess what? We got the NFL, that man's we from the turn it all the way up, man. First leg, I'm going with Puka, Puka Nakua. His quarterback is not named Tuwa. Therefore, he will get seven catches tonight. Look at it. That's crazy. It's crazy where the number always is with him. And it's crazy that he, it's always low. It's always too low. But Mike's got the under tonight. Mike's got the under all over the place. Yeah, and we're under Matthew Stavver, 261 and a half. Nice. Next leg, I'm going with run, CMC run Christian McAfry.

Now, you know, he's a great running back. But on the other side of that body, we got Miles Garrett. And he going to have some pressure on BPP. So when pressure comes on BPP, the dump down start happening. I'm going with over four and a half catches for Christian McAfry tonight. I'm worried about the opposite analysis here. Mike's taken unders and Juju's taken offense. Juju's taken a bunch of catches here. To be fair, he's not taking the offense. He's taking the catch. He can get five catches for 12 yards. There we are. And last leg, they didn't bring my boy back just to sit over there, eat popcorn. They ain't bringing back just to look intimidating on the side line. D-bo Samuel will get over two and a half catches tonight. Because he's going to need them. Lock him in, drop King sports. Now available in all 50 states. Zaz, did you enjoy the game last night? Because we talked a lot about it. You like defensive games. I do, but I found myself the last night was a struggle.

I thought that was a rough watch. And Mike's telling you bad offense again tonight. Mike's telling you that for all the training regimen, that the Rams do to get to Australia without being jet lagged, he's got a bad sloppy defensive game. I'm just telling you what the history tells us about these types of games. I think we're getting points tonight. You think so? Yeah. I think traveling over there. You saw your nose at the data. I think they're not going to be a sharp traveling all the way over there, which I think leads to more offense. You thought Drew Lock was great last night. Because you got afflicted by the Tony thing that any of these guys can go for 16 for 20 seconds for a hundred and a year. BTT Big Time throws from Drew Lock. Did you see the one where he was under pressure? Through its sideways, like a sidearm shot to JS then over the... I don't know if I like it. I like it. But I think we did answer a question. Carried over from Friday's discussion. In a pinch, Drew Lock in a pinch. Yeah. I got a question for Tony. Tony, can you imagine if Jalen Hertz had underthrown A.J. Brown like Drake made deal yesterday?

The narrative we would be getting today. Philly? Philly would have taken him out and I don't know what. They would have... Boo, they would have thrown batteries. They would have done something. But Drake made underthroes him. Crickets. Nothing. Exactly. He had five yards on that DB, bro. That was an easy touchdown underthrown by Drake. Maybe. Quite a different reaction. Do you have any post show awards for us today, Drew? Yes, sir, man. I do. I definitely do, man. First off, the Pablo Picasso award goes to my brother, Mike, man. Come on, bro. That was pure artistry you was doing now. Shameful. Shameful. I'm a little embarrassed. I mean, not subtle at all. No. On behalf of the entire show. Sorry. He plays basketball like Mr. Robinson and Prime Dennis Rodman. And he paints like Prime Van Gogh. You did. The next award. I know. I thought it was immature. I thought it was reckless. I thought it was embarrassing on behalf of the company.

Salute. Next award goes for the question of the day, award. To my brother, Jonathan Zaslow, man, Salute. Great question, bro. Just just a thing. I got it. I don't know what they was talking about. It was perfectly sequenced. Can one of these teams afford to lose this game less? That's right. And lastly, the most important award, the key respect on my damn name, award to my brother, David Sampson. Do not call that man that worked them three letters. Don't do it. I just asked. I just asked Roy a question. Roy, you seem defeated here at the end of the day. And you seem a little bit broken. You've been excellent today. How have you say so? You've been really good today. But I want to ask whether you have the gas bag imaging ready, because we haven't done this enough. And I've been complaining for, I don't know, years that we don't do gas bag of the week often enough.

Do you have the gas bag of the week imaging? I have it. All right. Go ahead and play it, please. Gas bag of the week. After many years of asking for it, that's what they produced as the imaging. Thank you. You're welcome. Just really excellent work. Who's the gas bag of the week that we do it seven occasionally every few months? Yeah, man. I got to give the award to my sister, the big doll, Linda Kong. She had this to say about Asia Wilson, skipping out on the, what's this, the World Cup, the basketball cup, feeble world cup right now is going on for the ladies, which they beat the dog shit out of hungry. It is morning by 75 points, but she had this to say. So is there any part of Asia that didn't want to spend the next couple of weeks watching the World Cup become the Caitlin Clark show? Because let's face it, Caitlin walks into a building and the attention follows her. She's already getting enormous attention in Berlin. Reuters just described her as embracing the global spotlight, heading into a World Cup debut.

That's just one of many reports. Could Asia simply not want to deal with that? Could there be some insecurity, dare I say? Could she be thinking, I'm the four time MVP, I'm the best player in the world. Why does everything have to be about Caitlin Clark? Man, and look, whenever people disagree online, we like to go cancel them and I know this is not me trying to cancel Miss Linda. I want to keep respect on Linda's name while holding her accountable because she's a bit down. That type of poisonous narrative is exactly the stuff that this specific sport just climbers on, especially that specific fan base. And I think you're putting Caitlin in an unfair position right there to even have to deal with these rumors of these vibes. It's like, come on, since we got to do a little better and keep the respect on Asia will since name because who knows why she didn't play in this tournament. I'm bambing together every day. I don't know who some anything could be happening. So Miss Linda, you go get this award this week. At LeBetard show is where you vote on these polls.

I don't know what you have Asian bam doing all the time. You said you had something in your head that you had Asian bam doing all the time and you just stopped yourself. No, you did that. I didn't do that. You did that. Yeah. I'm just saying sometimes we take breaks as men for certain reasons and sometimes women, they take breaks for certain reasons from athletics and I would hate for that to be the reason that Miss Linda steps in it. At LeBetard show, if you're voting on the polls, yes, respect. What do you have? She's been saying a whole bunch of right wing shit lately. She needs to knock it off. Go ahead and go ahead and update the polls, YouTube. It's queen still queen without Freddie Mercury. 92% of the audience says no, it is not. And last poll is journey still journey without Steve Perry. 75% of the audience says no and those are your polls.

Thank you. Good night everybody.

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