JuJu Gotti Is In NBA 2K27?! | Postgame Show

0:00It's one of my favorite times. There's that point in every summer where I start convincing myself, I'm going to be normal about football this year. Not as emotional. Not lose myself completely in it. And then the game start. The sprinklers. The smell of grass. The roar of the crowd. The toasting of Miller Light. Ah, that right there my friends. That's my favorite part about all of this because make it football time is great. Make it football time a Miller time. That's special. Some of my favorite weekends are built around football. Getting everybody together, putting the college games on on Saturday come back for the NFL on Sunday, order way too much food, and crack open Miller lights for me and my friends. That's a perfect weekend for me. And Miller light is a beer I reach for every time because it's crisp, refreshing, and easy to drink. Especially when football starts. When it's still somehow down here. 90 degrees in Miami. It's a true American pilsner that cools the body down the original light beer since 1975 and just 96 calories and 3.2 carbs. Legendary game days start with a Miller light.

1:00Make game day legendary. Go to Miller light.com slash stand by delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller light pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Game time is Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. We have an awful lot of polls to get to today. Juju we put him to work today. He's also got jokers of the weekend. He's got flowers to give as well. He too oddly looks just like Zazlo today, which is just unbelievably strange to me the amount of Zaz infection that is all over the place around here. Juju though has hats that are way too nice to have that shitty strap on them. So he's not quite Zazloish in all of the ways. Juju what kind of jokers do we have from the weekend and it's good to see you. What kind of flowers do we have from the weekend as well? Yes, sir, man. I got big time jokers.

2:01That's the kind of jokers I got. And just like my brother, me know, hasen I'm a wee big under the weather. You dig so I'm a power through first and foremost. Dean and Allen, welcome to Indianapolis brother. This is not necessarily the way you might have wanted to be. Welcome, but they got video my brother coming out of the police station after being detained after a DUI. Look at him. It's the brother steel drunk. It's salute to his homeboy. He's trying to help him. It's guys like, oh, come on. It's guys trying to help him, but you got Keenan Allen staggering out and the baldness is hurting him as well there. I was like a step down out of that door. Another step off. I'm going to go with that was just a odd step there. I don't think he's still drunk. Wait a minute. Keenan Allen. This video is so good. This isn't trying to hide. He's staying low. Let me stay low. Look how wide his buddy gets trying to hide from the cameraman. The fact that Keenan Allen is born.

3:02This is a play on template. Tony. That guy. I don't know what you'd say. That guy blocking Keenan Allen's view is doing what Ron McGill says you should do in front of a bear like get real big and get real wide. Hey, bear. That was LaVar ball for a second. He's got to come home, right? Oh my god. Ooh, of course. I'm talking about his letter has been in the mail for about 10 years now. Keenan, please. They're sending us San Diego. That's why he keeps getting them in San Diego, but obviously they're not there anymore. He's like, damn, I didn't get the letter. All right. The next Joker I have, someone who I used to love. You know what I mean? I mean, I would he would never end up on his list back in the days, but Jason Tatum took his behind the China and thought it was sweet. My boy gave NBA Twitter a meme for the rest of history. Look at my boy. Stroke and zero percent from the free throw line. He shot 10 of them guys. 10. Missed dollars. Is this one of those carnival hoops? You know those hoops are like off the handle.

4:04They're little small. Those hoops are a rip off. Those hoops on purpose are about half the size of NBA. You're stiff by the way too. Right. Get them out of here. Get the sales anxiety here. Loser. Next one. Of course, I got to go there. Matter of fact, before I go to the one or the other weekend weekend, I'm going to Phoenix Mercury, brothers and sisters. The Phoenix Mercury. Now, back in me in season, they traded Monique, a core mcconny, a 2027 first round pick, a 2028 second round pick. And all of that was just to acquire Kelsey Plum. They were in 12th place when they did this. They finished the season in 12th place, eliminated already before the break. And now Kelsey Plum is talking about she don't know if she's going to stay in Phoenix because she's an unrestricted free agent. You can't make this stuff up. And last one, but not least, your brother and ours.

5:05They're my love, man. They're one of them. Look at this, bro. If I were to sell this, now, hell no, bro. Whoever threw him that football, you a hater. Because, uh, what was that? Bro, love and love to all the women who fail for it. When you got you so bad at being a fake in a scammer, real deal in a failed analyst, Mina Kimes took to Twitter and made a video about how your route looked like a druski route, be it, bro. Ultimate Joker. Back to you, Dano. Uh, we'll get to some polls in a second because we've got too many of them. But how about some flowers? Because everybody knows you're not a hater. Everyone knows that you're usually somebody who is spreading positivity everywhere. So who deserves the flowers this weekend? Man, I'm going to give some flowers to the creators and the makers and the programmers of NBA 2K27 for recognizing your boy as a journalist.

6:06Now every single person on the world that buys 2K27, I will be in an NBA side in a WMBA side, providing commentary and social media updates to just explain to you what exactly is going on. Salute. That's awesome. Uh, Juju, am I allowed to say what you and Cody were doing last Friday? Or is that a secret? What? Don't say that. No, it's still a secret. All right. We'll find out exactly. Dad tried to ruin the mouse, though. My dad tried to ruin that on today's a great Cody show and I had to stop him. That was a real, that was a real look at me, Louis, though, from Juju there, right? Like that was a real celebration of Juju. He just gave flowers. Yeah, but see as a, as a brother though in this world, if I wait for you out of do it, I'll be waiting forever. That's right. I'm not sure if you saw me a text message, something you're congratulating the tourist situation, but if something go wrong, y'all are beyond my line. This is awesome. Celebrating myself. Really amazing. Also, also too. My brother, then I got some advice for you. My brother and putty flowers down.

7:07I'm gonna try a good dollar style brother. Google and massage near you is gonna have your ass at a penitentiary near the damn Gulf of Mexico, bit, bro. Stop doing it. Don't do it, no, no. So I get you a therapist, get you somebody who you trust and tell them to follow you over there or someone in the region that you trust, take the advice because I do not want to open a newspaper, the Miami Harrow and see my brother in handcuffs. Ain't that a beef? You'll be in front of me when I stumble out of the massage part of the park. The way he now did. Yeah, just that. Spread your own. No, me like. Any more flowers or is that the end of the flowers? Just Google massage near me. That's it. Exactly. Just for himself. I'll get some more flowers to Andrew Reese for breaking the double, double record in the W. Most double doubles in the seasons in a single season, man. Come on, now, as well as our sister, Caitlin Clark, who's the first player in WNBA history

8:08with 800 points and 300 assists in a season. Come on, man. These flowers are for y'all ladies. Get those poles ready, jujube, because we have a lot of them to get to. But while we wait for you to get them ready, I just wanted to ask you as it relates to your favorite Atlanta dream team, that Angel Reese trade has been a great one, correct? Like that, I don't know what that has done to Atlanta, but Atlanta seems well managed by our friend René Montgomery. So how do you feel about that trade and your team? Yeah, man. That's a great tackle to die like this. You could never, I couldn't imagine it actually happened. And I would tell people this as a joke. Are we going to get Angel Reese? Will we actually got Angel Reese? And it has turned around the economy of the dream. Let them know on the city because it sounds okay, okay, go see the dream someday or come watch the dream game with me, big brother. I'm going to pull up on you. But if I say eight, I'll come see Angel Reese play with me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, where we at?

9:09I'm pulling up. It's done revitalize the whole city, the city's faith in the dream basketball. And mine as well because I thought earlier in the season, some of them losses and some of those things could have been cleaned up. Damn, I'll be going get to them. But with the addition of the wine, a boner, a legend, a veteran, I think we actually have the chance right now to make some noise in the playoffs for real for real. Making some noise as there's going to be some noise made in the playoffs. None of that fake ass noise either for real for real. That Levitard show good, good like Maga Fee's album at Levitard show is where you vote on the polls. What do you got for us? Do you get your drink taken away when you're taking off on an airplane? 59% of the audience says no, you don't. That magazine. Ooh, I think 59% of the audience might not know ball, man, because the lady she brings your drink while the other people are loading on takes your order so you don't have to wait.

10:10And then when it's about to take off, she says, up, the tray is up. I need these drinks back. Yeah. How do you know they're? Yeah. Do you pack two pairs of draws for each day you travel? 55% of the audience says yes, they do. Pat Maga Fee. Ah, come on, y'all. Did you know that pilots and flight attendants cleaned their underwear in hotel coffee machines? Before I give this a response, I'm going to tell you what my hunger. I take my hunger. She a flight attendant. So I asked her, bro, y'all be watching y'all stuff in the day, coffee machine. She says, Negro H, no, who the hell told you that? So 87% of the audience says no, they did not know. Do you have Maga Fee? Are we still making jets? 86% of the audience says no, we are not. Pat Maga Fee. Let's see if baby emerged from the womb and say that boy's name is jet.

11:11You can't do that if you want that boy to have a life that doesn't end up in a trailer park with billions of dollars looking for $140 sex. It's Kirk Herb Street right about having your wife do a handstand upon conception to ensure that you have a boy. 58% of the audience says no, he is not. Pat Maga Fee. Is it redundant to send someone from Winnipeg to hell? 81% of the audience says yes, it is redundant. Pat Maga Fee. After all these years, should the Dave Matthews band be called the Dave Matthews band with Cardiff Buford? 79% of the audience says yes, it should. Pat Maga Fee. The Dave Damshick implied that Tom Hanks had sex with Wilson the down volleyball. 96% of the audience says yes, he did. Pat Maga Fee. That's a hell of a sounder.

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