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Hot Girl Water Walks

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This week, we’re diving into Hot Girl Water Walks because who wouldn’t want to spend their days power-walking through the pool, gossiping, and wrapping it all up with a 9 PM bedtime? Cort just got back from living her best retired life in AZ, staying with her Tia in a community that has figured it out…sunrises, golf, cocktails, and concerts where nobody stands up. Who needs rowdy when you have rhythm (while seated, of course)?  

Meanwhile, Des had to take a side chick to an event because Cort ditched her for the good life. We also discuss the new way to reference exes, should we be calling them “great ex” or even “great great ex”? (Because honestly, some of them belong in history books.)  

Plus, Des’s daughter has inherited her intolerance for excessive noise, and we unpack whether this is a personality trait or a warning sign of future HOA leadership.  

Throw in some random chaos, and you've got another episode of nonsense you didn’t know you needed. Grab a drink (or a fiber supplement), and let’s go!  

#hotgirlwaterwalks #retiredbutnot #bingobabes #greatgreatex #caneyounot  

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