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you weren't able to do the mini golf tournament, weren't you? Yeah, now Ryan and I were just talking about that. I mean, in the morning, it looked like it was gonna be like 60% chance of rain. Yeah. And we were just like, we don't want this just to dump on people all day. Right. And the problem was we had to call it by 11 o'clock because they were gonna start prepping the food. Right. So after 11 o'clock, we're gonna have, you know, 200 pounds of food that we couldn't do anything with. And then of course it turned out to be a perfect day. It didn't have to be in falling. Yeah. That sucks I was thinking about you. Because I knew they were, you know, man, that sucks when they tell you that it's not gonna be good. And then you cancel something like that. Yeah, I mean, you're all just. Yeah. When's the loss, is lost. We talked about this. When's the loss? When's the loss. When I see the weather to people. Yeah, can you see the weather people? I think it's a deceptive practice. Yeah. Push craft on their own air. Yeah. Because I have a business. Sorcery. I have a business. And a weatherman confidently tells me it's gonna rain. It's gonna shut down my business. That's losing money, obviously. Do I have a case? I mean, that's. Yeah, that's a good case. Yeah, let's go to class action going. Let's do it. I'm down with it. We're coming for your tuning.
So you changed it and you're gonna be doing it the same day as Earth Day birthday? No, so we can't do it that day. We're looking at April. So we'll announce, we're trying to lock it in and then we'll announce the official date. So we're gonna push it back probably till after Easter. Okay, all right. So it's still doing it. It was like sold out, right? Yeah, it's still sold out. If you bought tickets and you're not able to make it, let us know, we'll refund those, of course. But hopefully everybody can come out. It'll be a good time. Still for the same charity, same cause and sorry. We had to reschedule. It's just, you know, sometimes you have to make these calls and, you know, because you know what happened. Had you gone ahead and planned it and everything? It would have been on everybody. Yeah, that storm wouldn't have split. It would have actually landed right there on Congo River and not moved for the rest of the day. And then someone might got struck by lightning and then they're gonna sue you. They're sue you. All right, exactly. That would be horrible if they sue you. You don't need that. No, we don't need that. We don't need that. We don't need that. You can't just call them all twice. Can I represent myself in a lawsuit against myself? I'm over and call myself. Yeah. And I talked to myself most of the times. That sounds like me. Hey, you know, I do this Fox 35 show. It's the 4-7 of Fox 35.
And there was one of the topics they talked about yesterday was this, and I need to ask you about it. I don't know if there's a legal aspect to it. Oh, maybe there is. So a united airline is starting to ban people who passengers that if they don't use their headphones when they're sitting in their seat, you know, if they're listening to watching TikTok or they're watching a movie or whatever, and they don't have headphones, they're phoning them off and banning them. And if you get banned for something like that, even though it's super, it's not courteous, you know, it's not courtesy to make people listen to what you're listening to, it's bad form, it's not good. But I don't know that you should be banned for it. It could use, I'm just saying, if you got banned from united because you were listening on your phone, could you sue them to not be banned? Can you get, or is it their airline? So it's their rules. I mean, for the most parts of their airlines, their rules, they're a private company. I mean, you know, even though they do offer transportation, they are a private company, and just like any other private company, you can really refuse service to just about anyone
as long as it's not discriminatory. You know, as long as you're not, you know, discriminating against a protected class, you can make your own rules and people don't follow them, see you later, find somebody else to follow you. Just like, just like certain places, it might be legal to carry a gun, but you can say, hey, not in my store, I own this store, you can't carry a gun in here. Yeah, exactly. Or you could even say like, you know, only people wearing gray shirts are a lot of my store. You can make up your own rules as long as they're not discriminating against a protected class. So, where did we lose? Well, whereas the society, did we lose our way when it comes to cell phone etiquette? Yeah. Like that, it's just courtesy. Yeah, there's a common sense. And you see it all day long. People, whether it's an airplane or in the grocery store, you know, a speaker phone talking, what they do in the movie theater, like, where did, where did we lose that? Because if you bring it up to somebody, they are highly offended. You mean, you mean like, hey, like, where did, I'm like, where did, Yeah, where did that, where did you lose that? Like, hey, this isn't cool to be me screaming on the phone in the middle of the grocery store and everybody can hear me.
Yeah, if you want my two cents on it, I think it came from reality shows honestly, because in reality shows, they always put people on the speaker phone. So that the camera can get it. And I think people started picking up on that. And they thought, well, everybody's a reality star, right? Everyone wants to hear my conversation. So they just keep doing it. I don't know. Or they're for the good ones. Because like, when I go get my nails done, they're for the weekend girls, just so you know, that's what they're doing. It's all about the American Jesus Christ. No, no, no, no, no, because the Mexicans didn't even talk on the phone. They talked about the room. Go to the room. Go to a Dominican on nail shop. You're going to hear the same thing. I don't want to be weird, but she just had a very loud speaker phone conversation during the last break. Actually, okay. So maybe it's Mexicans too. I don't know. Yeah, you were just yelling at your mom. Oh, yeah, that is true. On speaker phone in here. Against Mexicans too. Go get some more tequila. Okay, ours. We'll add people to the list. I'm down there, but a jug. Yeah, countdown you people. Us people. Anyway, what do you mean us people? Well, they need to be quiet more. Man, I go to get my nails done. I'm supposed to be relaxed. The Chinese and Japanese people.
They're more quiet than that. And then you know that they're like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sorry. Okay, go ahead. No. Anyway, vote for the weekend. What's going on this weekend? Russell, you want to be right there doing their coke? We have so much fun things happening here in Central Florida. And thank you, Brendan O'Connor from Orlando Shine for compiling this list. You can hear him on, I hear the Orlando Shine show Friday nights right before what the hell's Angel listening to. Make sure to check that out right after Tom and Dan. Up first tonight. Yeah, Thursday, March the 5th. We've got baby no money. Have you ever heard of baby no money, Russ? Baby no money. Yeah, he's got the, he's a hitmaker. I have not. 2019, 2019 La La viral video. He's going to be at the House of Blues. Okay. And then we've got, this one seems right up your alley, Russ. And it's happening now. Starts today, Thursday through March the 8th at Reneghers in Moundora. It's Thundering Spirit Powwow. Featuring performers included Avril Bird, a Celtic
and Native American violinist at Flutus and Storyteller. Lowry Bee Gay, a hoop dancer. Easy for you to say. Yeah, there's a lot of awesome names here. And basically it's just a big giant Powwow happening at Reneghers. This was awesome and this is going down right now through March the 8th at Freehand Goods in College Park. Again, the Freehand Goods is a really cool local brand. They make leather goods. They also do t-shirts, really cool merchandise. And they're having their 10-year anniversary weekend and it's going down in College Park, first Friday and then through March the 6th. They'll have Hapa Hollow street food from they'll have flash tattoos available you from the tattoo shop. So they have a bunch of events going. I would say, hit up their Instagram account and I'll find out what they got going on. Moa, those say, you go to a festival and they're giving tattoos. I mean, so I interesting question
because I actually saw a video the other day which I did not know this on the Margaritaville cruise ship. Apparently they have a tattoo shop on there. I saw it. I was on the cruise ship. Which alcohol and tattoo could be problematic. I mean, I think that's, and you probably talked to a tattoo artist, more about that. But you know, you're not supposed to be drunk when you get the tattoo. Right. I was the first time I got one. Yeah, so they have to, you know, kind of like a bartender. Be like, can I serve you here? Should I be giving you a tattoo at this time? Now, is that because you bleed more if you've been drinking? Or is that because, hey, you could be making a bad decision and you're going to come back and want to see me, you know, sue me because I gave you a Batman tattoo? Well, you know, I don't know if I'm bleeding or more, but I would say the second one, you know, making a bad decision, not, you know, being able to sort of, quote, unquote, enter into a contract because you're inebriated things like that. Right. That could be where there's potential liability. Hey, speak of liability. I'm going to tie this into another one of the stories I had on the 407 on Fox 35. We were just talking about it and somehow we got way off in the jazz of something else.
Oh, boy. But okay, so there's been a lot of stories like this, right? Where it's like, hey, you're smoking, it's good for you and smoking is good for you. And then you start smoking and then you're like, well, I start smoking because I said it was good for you and then we know it's not good for you. Right. And then there's a story out now where I guess there are a lot of people that are saying, hey, it's really safe to give your kids a stick of butter to, yeah, seriously, give your kids butter to snack on. It's healthier than the goldfish. So if you watch that and next thing you know, your kid and your kids butter and then, you know, two years from now, your kids are fatter than hell. Like, can you sue? Is there anyone you could, like the source that it comes from that says it's safe to feed your kids butter? Can you go and sue that source if you're getting bad information? If they're telling you all this is safe and healthy, it turns out that it's not. I mean, if it was directly from the manufacturer or, you know, somebody like that, you could sue them because obviously they're, it's a deceptive ad at that point. If the butter manufacturer, I can't even think of a butter brand, Landelakes.
Landelakes, yeah. It's saying, hey, yeah, feed your, they're doing commercials where kids are at school, you know, just eating a stick of butter, which I think I can't imagine that. You probably made fun of that school for that. Well, I do, I did do that though. She says that. But my mom made the butter. You can't sue my mom for making butter. You would eat straight butter at the start. Just like that. Just like that. I was shocked. I was shocked. I was shocked. This one, Fox 35, and they showed a woman after woman after woman to give in their kids butter to eat straight up. And they're like, no, this is healthier than crackers. This is more white lady science. Like, it's the same thing with the lady with the salt room. It's just rich white ladies with nothing else to do. And they're like, oh, I think my kid butter. And you have no, the kid's still a toddler. So you don't know one way or the other. If it's working or not, you're just doing a weird science experiment and grifting. In the story, they had a doctor that was like, well, it's got calcium. It's got protein. It's got bubble milk. Yeah. Dr. Landelakes. Right. Right. So, yes. And that happens, though, right?
Like certain companies will hire a doctor that will say what they want. Secret. Secret is the classic example. Obviously, they had studies, you know, these medical studies that said it was good for you. Yeah. And then the Flintstones are. Exactly. Exactly. Are promoting cigarettes? I want to take advice from you because you actually smarter, you're a real lawyer. This one's trying or wanted to, but listen, and so what I want to know is they're saying I have 10 minutes tomorrow to do whatever I want. You have 10 minutes when you come here, but we interrupt you. But tomorrow, supposedly, I get to do what I want, supposedly. Should I go business route and just like talk about how I built businesses and got people to own their own businesses and do the boring route? Or should I bring Dildos and just run around the room and have fun? I think they could both be entertaining in their own right. Okay. Remains international women's say. Yeah. You might want to go the empowering route then. Oh, man. I mean, honestly, I bet that story is actually very interesting.
I mean, you can get some cheap laughs with the other side, but you know, I want to be funny. But you're funny every day. Are you funny? Okay. You're hysterical, right? So should I do 10 minutes of serious? What else is going on this weekend, Angel? Check it out. So because we are in the month of March, the city of Winter Park is hosting their 47th annual Winter Park St. Patrick St. Patrick's Day parade on Saturday. Yeah. So it's going to be at 9 a.m. on Park Avenue, Winter Park, obviously, attendance is free. If you want to get more information, hit up the city of Winter Park. We also have. And then you can head to the farmer's market, which is right next door to that and get some delicious cattle corn. Oh, you got that popper. You should make it green, you know, for if you think it's Patrick's Day. Can people love to eat food that looks like mold? Now some people do some people don't. Do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Not really. Yeah. You're not a party guy. Are you? Not for the most part. I'm a napper. He's an attorney. He's an attorney. He helps out everybody after the party. Okay. We also have Florida Spring Fest at Silver Springs.
That's 10 a.m. At Silver Springs State Park. It's a $2 interest. So they're going to have music and vendors and glass bottom boats out there. And then mayors jazz in the park is going to be on that on Saturday as well. Yeah. From noon to 6 p.m. at Cypress Grove Park, and then we'll wrap it up with the Urban Farm Bike Tour. And that's going to be at 9 a.m. At Framework Coffee in Mills 50 district, and that's a free event as well. Hey, Mo, when I'm reading the spots and I'm talking about you and reminding people about you and everything, I always talk about now about this distractions. That's the important people get into accident. Okay. Is the number one distraction? Is it still people texting and driving, or, and when are some other unusual distractions that you hear about that we wouldn't think of? In the car some guy was milking a Mexican one. Hi. And they're trying to look at YouTube and they go out of their own. Yeah. I walked in. Daisy's apologize for her milk jugs. You're talking about making a Mexican. This place is unbelievable. Yeah. But I'm trying to bring it back. Well, I appreciate it. I'm trying to do it.
I do. I do. Straight to plug her. I'm trying to be professional. Yeah. It's a serious radio show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I do think texting and driving plan on something. Still number one. Still probably number one. I think a lot of people eat. They do makeup. I've seen people shave before while driving. I mean, there's all sorts of stuff. Shave and while driving. Yeah. I want to try to do that. Which all three of you should do just I am. Oh, four of you. Oh, my goodness. I mean, we're all the, the, the, the hair go. And we get it all over your car. Yeah. You've never shaved while driving. No. I never shaved while driving. No, never shaved while driving. That's the only thing I haven't done. It's pretty easy to do. But like one time I had a speed bump nicked my nards. You're nicked on your nards. I'm sorry, Mom. I'm here. But. It's day's fault. It's crazy. My energy is not me. It's an engine on the go. Just call Mo. Mo. Thank you for coming. Thank you for coming. It's always a pleasure. I appreciate it, buddy. Sorry. And you're going to change. You're going to change the tournament to sometime in April. Yeah. Yeah. Well, now it's the new day real soon. Well, now it's it when it happens.
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And they're not available that often. And that's Jamaican beef patties. I think that's the right way you say it. Your name is Murt, right? Ryan, can you help Murt with the headphones? There you go. I got it. Okay, there you go. There you go. How you doing, Murt? I'm good, man. The other way. Sorry, there you go. There you go. We'll get y'all set up. Hold on. Deceptively difficult. Here, let me see. Here you go. Let's do it right so you don't feel bad. There you go. It's because it's sideways. There you go. Ryan, let's just do that for you. But he's too busy eating. Is Jamaican beef patty? I'm supposed to do that. It's good. Put it on his head for him. Murt. Nice to meet you. Pleasure. Tell me about, we've had juicy patties before. It's another location, right? You're opening a new location? Correct. And where's it at? It's in Metro, West Orlando. How do you okay? So not everybody knows what a Jamaican beef patty is.
I know people that they don't know what it is. How do you get people to try it for the first time? Basically, you just got to have the appetite and it's great food. I mean, I don't really know how to describe what all I know is great. They're so good. Yeah. Ever since I was a kid, there was a place downtown Orlando. The only place I knew of that had them. And the first time I tried them, I'm like, man, I can eat those every single day. How long have you been making Jamaican beef patties? Two weeks. So you just got to make them? Two weeks. Yeah, I've just walked into the franchise. Oh, wow. This location is going to be on 31-20 South Kirkman Road in Metro, West. Right. So this is what's awesome about this. So this is basically an empanada. And this is Jamaica's version of an empanada. And they use whether it's spicy or the one I got was with Curry. Curry chicken is absolutely delicious. Yeah. And you'll notice all the Caribbean countries or different countries will use their native proteins and whatnot to make them give them their flavor.
So, Murk, you just bought into the franchise. Okay. So that's a big decision. I mean, you're putting the financial into it. What made you decide? And if all the things you could do, why did you decide this? Well, me and my business partners, we search around for great franchise to invest in and then on juicy patties. So it actually went down in Miami for the taste of when it first came to the US. So we try the food. It was so good, so great. Well, I, hey, look, this is going to be a rock star. Yeah. So let's try it out. And we did. And so it's going to like a drive-through thing. Can you drive for lunch? Can you drive through? Get in there. You got to go inside. Our location is not drive-through, but it does have drive-through throughout the state. Do I have to say, okay, so yours does it yet? No, not yet. Yeah, yeah. Once again, where are you located at this new location? We at 3120 South Kirkman Road in the Metro West Orlando. Kirkman Road. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know exactly what we're at. And tell me which ones did you bring for us to try today? Well, today I brought in the spicy beef, the curd chicken, the spinach.
So we have like several different flavors and we have more coming. What's the best seller that thinks the spicy beef? The spicy beef. Yeah, that's what you see patty known for the spicy beef. Yeah, it's really, really good. Mm-hmm. All right, how many do you have? Do you have one or two? What'd you do? I've had two. I got to try all of them. First of all, there's several out there. So I had the curry chicken and then the spicy beef is by far my favorite thing. It's really good. Yeah. And then you get a spicy? It wasn't too spicy. It was good. No, but I'm saying like that's, like I love spicy food. Yeah. But I don't want to eat something that's like crazy hot all the time. But I do like my food spicy and this is perfect. Yeah. And then how's it been so far since you've opened up? It's been great. Yeah. Yeah. We currently on our soft opening right now. The grand opening is this Sunday. This Sunday, great. This Sunday started at 10 o'clock. All right. Yes. And what else do you, is it just patties or is there other food along with it? Well, we have this fluffy brick called Coco Bread. Coco Bread. Yeah. I didn't want to go between my boobs last time.
Yeah, we had that last time. Yeah. Last time I took a bite and it was everywhere and it took me like two days to get it out. Now the cocoa bread is great. It was really good. Yeah. I should have watched you guys some. That's okay. Yeah. But it takes time. It is really good. Right. Yeah. Come back again. Yeah. That's great. One of the other ones they also offer is they do a breakfast version of this as well. Oh yeah. The bacon and cheese. Oh yeah. It's great. Oh yeah. In the same little pocket there. So yeah. What we do, we open it up and add the bacon, the egg and the cheese. Yeah. And it's great. And we also can add the avocado to it. And we have different toppings that we put inside. I like that you bake them. I mean, don't fry them. Because I don't like it. I don't know. I don't know. I learned that that was an option very recently that you could get this stuff baked and it was a game changer. Yes. It's freshly baked every day. Every 30 minutes we have a fresh batch. So you're making all the bread you're doing everything in town. Wow. Wow. It's called juicy patties and it's not spelled like you're thinking juicy.
It's spelled with a J U I C E. All right. Is that an eye? Yeah. Okay. Do you see eye? You can hit them up on Instagram, you on Facebook and if you go to the website, juicy pattiesUSA.com. And Russ, next time you're at a car of black, there's one. There's a location right next to the one of car black. Oh, good. So you can do your, your America girl there and I have a, a patty. Yeah. And one of the stars of this show just came back from Jamaica. Who's? Oh, yeah. Savannah just got back from Jamaica. Yeah. She just got back from Jamaica. She was teaching the alligators how to bite hard. Yeah. Really. So that's what you should have. You should have tried juicy patty and Jamaica. They are great. Is it? Is they have locations over there? Yes. They have over 50 locations. Oh, really? Yes. Oh, wow. And so that's why they're bringing them over here. Yes. Well, good luck. I hope it goes well for you. Absolutely. Thank you very much. And thank you for bringing us a bunch of them. We got like two boxes full over there. Absolutely. I want to feed the whole station. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I have to try one more. This whole station takes a lot. And I want to see you guys out there.
I want to see you guys out this Sunday. Yeah. This Sunday? Yes. Okay. What time to start? At 10 a.m. 10 o'clock. Yes. There you go. Enjoy anything else you need to take? No, that's it. Yeah. Okay. All right. Thank you for coming in. We appreciate it. Appreciate it. All right. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the most. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane? Yeah. It's even better with Chamba by my side. Race to Chamba Casino dot com. Let's Chamba. Don't purchase necessary. VTW Group. Boy, we're prohibited by law. But you deserve a weather app that can help. Weather Bug is easy to use and provides forecasts for your every need. From storm warnings to pollen levels, right at your fingertips. Get the fastest local alerts and comprehensive 10-day forecasts wherever you are. It's hyper-local, real-time, customizable alerts. Make sure the weather never takes you by surprise so you can plan every day with confidence. Download the free weather bug app from the App Store today and start getting accurate weather forecasts 24-7. Get ready for the wildest sight.
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Radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio, radio. Oh, I don't have to wake up in 3 in the morning. I can't sleep so far and get in here right six o'clock. I don't want to plan nothing tomorrow. Uh, this is got a B-bop on it. Actually, there's a couple technical issues that we got to handle right after the show in regards to that. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, it's set up. It's actual genuine setup of equipment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we setting it up over there like right after this? No. Oh, okay. But I need, it's a, it's a, it's a Ryan thing. It's a Ryan thing. Yeah. Guys, how many beef patties is too many beef patties? Cause I just had four. Oh my God. You had four of them. Those are so good. They are super good. I could just handle two though. And I'm full right now. These are super good. I'd have one of each kind. They brought a milder spicy, a spinach, and a curry chicken. And I'd have each myself root not to.
Yeah, the spicy, the regular spicy is absolutely delicious and the curry chicken was on point. Yeah, I don't get enough curry in my life. I need, my wife always wants to go to get Indian food and I've always forget about it. What is curry? Is it a spice? Yeah. It's a spice, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've had curry before. Yeah, I've had curry before. I can't, if there's, you know, I might go hat, I'll do half of a curry one over there. Okay. I just ate most of my curry chicken. Yeah. And just so you guys know, remember my ex from India? Your ex from India? And my other ex was from Jamaica. Okay, boys, together you do pretty good. So you have an ex from Jamaica, an ex from India, and another ex from where? I have exes from everywhere except the white ones. I haven't had the white ones. No white guys, huh? Not yet. But I'm thinking about it. Okay. I'm really thinking. I was trying to hit on the fluffy. Yeah. He's kind of white, but he's Mexican. He's Mexican, yeah. And I was trying to hit on the guy. I get over there. He got a white girlfriend. Does he really? Yeah.
I was mad as anything. I was like, but he was married to a Mexican for like most of his life. And you never dated a white guy? Oh, one police officer. Oh, yes, that's true. I did go on a date with a white one. Well, a date wasn't just trying to deport you, right? No, no, no, he was super sweet. He took me to this place that had a boat. And then we were like on the boat. And we were eating. He was like, go to the other side, stay over on your side. So he took you on like a yacht or just a boat? A boat. It was a boat, but it was a restaurant. So it was not an actual boat on the beach. It was like a boat at a Taylor, Taylor palms. Oh, I know that boat. Yeah. White guys love that boat. But that's not a real boat. That boat doesn't move. It's like built in, right? It's on the water. Yeah, it's not a real boat. It's a fake boat. It was good. That boat's known for the heist that happened there last year. That was a heist. Wasn't that the one that got robbed? Oh, no. The one you're thinking of, it was out at Disney Springs.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's another one that doesn't move. It's just, it's just, it's so hard enough. That's the one that's scuba diving away. Yeah. Yeah, it's a hard-solved mystery on that one. A couple people got scuba gear. They robbed the place. Got it and got back in the water. Scuba to wherever their car was and got away. That's pretty creative. I gotta get that. The reason we broke up or didn't make it, well, I don't even know who's my boyfriend. I think we just dated. But the reason we, or I broke up or didn't talk to him anymore is because he made a really funny joke that I wasn't having really fun with. Ah, what's up? Because I was like six months pregnant with my son, who's black, right? Okay, okay. And he was like, oh, I can't wait for us to be at the hospital. And when you give birth to your son, I just pretend like, oh my gosh, he cheated on me. Hey, that's hilarious. That's pretty funny. I broke up with him over, but he was white and he was very sweet and a very amazing police officer. But he was willing to be with you with your nine months pregnant. This guy went on a date with you, knowing you were pregnant.
And you did it, bang him. I didn't, but he was so sweet though. I guess he was. Yeah. But I broke up with him because of it because I was like, you can't make this joke, man. It's not a funny joke. That's pretty good. Oh, funny. And that this must be once again lost in translation. Why is it, why do you think that's not funny? I think it's pretty funny. Because you already knew I was pregnant. You already knew my ex was black. So why are you gonna make a black joke? It's not. He's saying how funny would it be for everybody else in the world? I'll tell you. And he asked, oh my God, I had no idea. That's kind of funny. When I was born. And he was gonna marry me. He's like, I'm gonna marry you. And I'm gonna take all your kids and put them in my name and whatever I was like, they don't need a different last name. They have fathers. It's okay. No, we love colonizing. My dad, when I was born in the hospital, there was another Ryan Holmes that was born on the same day. There's a bunch of them. Yeah, there's another Ryan Holmes that's born on the same day. And I was a, I was premature. So I was in a different ward or wing or whatever, right? So my dad goes to where all the babies are.
He sees that there's a black baby named Ryan Holmes. And he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. He told that story for 30 years, you know what I mean? So we just like that joke here. Yeah, white people love that joke. So, so he, he was like, I'm gonna take this milking Mexican. Who's pregnant by a black man. Yeah. And I'm gonna take her other three kids who are from other races. Also, I want to change him to the American name because I'm the man, the white one. Yeah. And then he was going to, when I'm giving birth, make a joke about, oh my God, you cheated on me. So I'm gonna have a cheater. The joke was for the, yeah. For in the future. Yeah. For in the future. Well, I didn't like it. I didn't like the future joke. Okay. So I would like aff it. Man, I'm a good birth to my survival self. So you broke up him for one joke. Damn right. Okay. See why I'm married to Ryan? Yeah. I put up with all your jokes. No. Two years and four months, I put up with all your jokes
and some of them make me really mad. Ryan, news from the headlines brought you by who? I don't know. Let's call it Earth Day birthday rest. It's an Earth Day birthday and you can get your tickets at a liquor. Right now, you don't, you avoid all the service charges. You go to a liquor, stop laughing. And you also get a beer with it too. You can get a neutral. Oh really? Yeah. So you say it'll save by three tickets. Not only are you not paying the service charge for Earth Day birthday, but then you get three drinks. There you go. So there you go. Check that out. Thank you to a liquor. You guys are awesome. And Earth Day birthday coming up on March the 21st. So a new poll this year about the toughest jobs in America. Oh boy. No, it's not the radio hose. No, it never is. Oh, it's the, what is the deadliest catch? Do you see another guy from the deadliest catch died though, by the way. But it's called the deadliest catch. It's not called safe lobster fishing. Yeah, but it's not. It's not the, you know, what is it? Crab fisherman guy.
It's not crazy. These are normal jobs every day job. What do you think came up number one for the toughest job in America this year, 2026? Daisy, I'll let you go first. What job? The toughest job. My America. My job on the dump. Yeah. Yeah, you know, I know, you know, I was gonna go there. You already know me. Okay, maybe that one's more pleasurable than some. Okay, toughest job in America. Yeah. What's the worst? What? A leaf lower. No, not in the top 10. Angel, what do you think? So you're, so we're going regular jobs. These aren't like gimmick jobs. These are not gimmick jobs. None of these jobs are like so specific that it's like, you know, like the whole thing would be in a crab. Yeah, it's not that. Okay. We've got these guys listening in the audience right now. That's why I wanted to bring this up because every one of these top 10 are our listeners. Oh, uh, firefighters. There's a band. Hold on. Where you at? Hold on.
Bingo. Lollipop. That's not a job. Number one is firefighters and number two is police officer. Yeah. Now, why would people think it's more dangerous to be a firefighter than a police officer? Uh, I don't know because police officers have to deal with angry Mexicans that are mad. You made a joke. He writes. I broke up with him over a joke when they're just protecting the people. I would consider police officer more dangerous than fire. Fire. Could it be possibly a riot because of the wildfires that we had like out in California? Okay. Okay. So like some of the weather things that we've incurred across the country and it's firefighters that have been called for sometimes for these things. Okay. That could be. I'm thinking Florida. I'm only thinking in our little bubble. So you're right. And that that might as you said, it's a nationwide poll. Yeah. Yeah. It was just Florida. 2000 people they asked nationwide poll number one came firefighter and it look. I have a son and all that's a firefighter and even the wildfires that we have. We've had Dylan. We had, we had a wildfire just two weeks ago with the 500 and we still on a burn man.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We're still on a burn man. We haven't talked about it. But we're in a crazy drought right now. We're crazy. Right. And on the same on the other side of the drought for two years. On the other side, they're asking about what job, what profession cheats the most and number one is firefighter. And then it was nurses. No. And number one, this year with the nurses. Number one is firefighter for the toughest job. Number one is number one for cheating. And this is according to divorce attorneys is firefighters cheat more. And then number two is police officer. So you know why because I like to put out a fire. So number two for the toughest job is police officer and number two for cheating is police officer. What do you think is the third toughest job in America? This is, this is not saying most dangerous. This is boss. No. No, Russ is chair. I think it's in third place and this and this is a lot of our listeners, guys.
A lot of our listeners in third place have the toughest job in America. Being a mom. No. Mom is not in the top 10. Oh, well. You got the first one. Let's even get this one. This is third place. Toughest job in America. It wasn't what she said. But the long guys, not lawn guys. No. Roofers. Roofers are in ninth place. So you're on board there. That ninth place was for roofers. Have a concrete guys. Okay. Well, if we're considered construction workers, construction workers, construction worker is in third place for toughest job in America. Yeah. I was kind of there. I'm here. My nephews all have businesses in that. Minor and oil worker is in fourth place for who still does mining? Well, once again, this is all over the country and a lot of oil. You know, if you're in Arkansas or if you're in Texas, a lot of oil, you know, oil workers there. Sorry, guys. Well, the guys who worked the oil rigs up between their times of saving the world from asteroids. Yeah. We're actually working on the oil rigs. Rough next.
What about teacher Russ? Teacher on there? Show me teacher. Teacher not on there. What? This is bogus. But in fifth place is nurse for toughest job in America. Oh. That is really hard to do. They got, they have a high injury rate. They're dealing with crazies and sick people. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. My friend said wiping butts is horrible. And she said when she has to wash the man. Yeah. The man are really hard because you got to lift everything before you wash it. Yeah. I'm being careful. I'm being careful. You see that? Carefulness. Yeah. She said it's so bad. Like she prefers to take care of women because all you got to lift is two. Yeah. Yeah. With men, you got to lift three plus that. Yeah. Well, open up. And that is too much. In sixth place for toughest job in America is paramedic, which, man, I can't imagine. I like giving up. Oh, you just did this for your wife. He did it. He did it for his wife. He's like, oh, you have a lot of paramedics that listen to us and it is a tough job, I couldn't do it for sure. Oh, do you just want to hear real Daisy Del Toro's story?
I don't know. Maybe not. Because I saw in the group chat that they're saying I have a silver spoon and spoiled. Yeah. They want to hear a real story. Okay. Okay. Okay. So now we're programming their show for the group chat. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, you know, they want to think of me as the character I created for the show. How about you guys hear a real story about me and then you can shut that up. You could do that in your 10 minutes tomorrow. No. Why? Because that'll be boring. I'm here in the world. Well, don't bore us now. It's boring. I don't want to be boring for Savannah. Yeah. But I don't want them to think I'm a spoiled brat. Well, I think women in Mexico don't get anything from the family inheritance. I think what they were saying was that you have generational wealth. So that you don't know this is what I do have generational wealth, but that's when my parents die. They're not dead. My mom's alive. Oh, okay. So she doesn't keep any money yet. Heck no. Really? No. So everything is everything I have built.
Myself, Daisy Del Toro has built everything I have. So you know, on this list, number seven is what your family does, agriculture and farm working. So that's what your family was, right? Yeah. Well, they do a lot of stuff like my dad was a mayor. That was a real story. And then they did do farming. They had cattle and everything. When I was three years old, I already had a job. I was working for my dad opening and closing the door for baby cows to come and get milk from the big cows. And that was a real job. I had to wake up at four in the morning every day and I had to help. That was a tough job. It was a tough job. About three years old. I could barely like hang around and I was there handling these big baby cows and letting them in. And I had to settle that gate for four hours while they're milking cows to make cheese. My dad used to make so much cheese. He was making like a hundred thousand dollars a year just off of selling cheese. So you were a cheese maker? Well, my dad was a cheese maker, a farmer.
He farmed corn. He farmed tomatoes, green beans, a little bit, everything, pretty much everything. We had so much, we have so much land, I mean, we have like over 10,000 acres of land. What do you think is tougher than being a roofer, but not as tough as being a farmer? Listening to the date of your story, like what's in the middle, it's a tough story, right? Because people think I'm entitled and rich and whatever. But yeah, if you guys, you don't even know the real me. What's in the middle, right? Daisy's therapist. Is that in there? Oh, my therapist has had five years on me. They had to have their doctor as being one of the toughest jobs. And it seems like a doctor only has to come in and do the stuff that the nurse does, like it seems like the nurse does all the tough stuff. The nurse does all the hard stuff. Wait, a whole doctor comes in, does a couple things and gets out. No, but the doctor said do surgery, the doctor said do heart surgeries, that kind of stuff. That's a surgeon. Oh, that's the same thing though. Is it? Yeah, a surgeon and a doctor.
I'm assuming when I'm looking at this list, I'm thinking doctor's last surgeon. Hmm. Okay. They got doctor and then roofer and then the last thing on the list is health care assistant or caregiver. Now, caregiver, when I see that, I think of like, what is it, what your hospice or something? Like that's tough. Oh, that's right. So one of my friends has a business and what they do is they come in and if people are sick or older or whatever, you hire. These services and he has like thousands of people who come out and take care of whoever it is. That's hard work. And they can do everything. That's really hard work. And that's his business. And you got to deal with the emotional part of it, right? Everything. Like for hospice, you know, they're not going to make it. Like you're there. They know. No, and they're not going to make it. That to me and of everything. And they still have to take care of them and do everything else. It's pretty amazing. So firefighter beats all of those others as far as tough as job. For some reason, I guess I must not know it. But you're going into fire. Yeah. Pretty, but the most difficult thing ever. But you're in like a fire suit, right?
Oh, yeah. No firefighters ever died when they had their suit on. I don't know. The firefighters died that often. Yes. All the time, dude. Do they? Yeah. That are they get burned out. Quit. Oh, that was. That was. That was a pun, right? No. No, it was not. They burned out. I don't know what you did there. Ryan is really good at this stuff. Yeah, I told you. I was mad at him, but then I realized it's me. I said, days of mass question. So when it comes to most like profession, to not cheat, you're, these are not cheaters. These, these people will not, as far as cheating, it's firefighters, it's police officers and military. They cheat the most. Who do you think cheats the least? Ryan. Yes. Try that with Ryan and Ryan doesn't give in. That's true. Radio side care. These are professions, professions that they, He's a professional radio. Okay. So you say radio guys aren't going to cheat. That is a dope. No. No. Yeah. Well, that's incorrect.
Yeah. One day weighing down this thing. What do you think? What do you think? What do they write? These are professions that are most likely to be faithful and not cheat. Oh, to not cheat? Yeah. These are the most faithful. I think for cheating, I knew the number one answer, so whatever my ex-girlfriend does. Oh. But for not cheating. Yeah. The most faithful professions are, and there's three of them. I'm going to go with pharmacists. Damn. Did you read this? No. It is pharmacists is number one. I was going to say nurses at first, but nurses are dirty, dirty cheating whores. Oh, yeah. You have a cheat. I swear to you. I swear to you. You just got pharmacists out. Because I was thinking of another profession that has to do with caring and like being articulate. That's pretty good. All right. Right. There's two more, Angel. What do you think the other one is? I'm going to go out boring life, so I'm going to go accountant. You guys sold the same thing. We don't cheat. We don't cheat. We don't cheat. We don't cheat. We don't cheat. Okay. All right. Do it. Do it.
We've gotten account on the phone. You run them down because like, man, that's a real boring job. Okay. It is number one. Was pharmacist number two is account number three. Daisy, you've already. No, don't be cheating. These are the most faithful. Yes. And you can get it because you've mentioned this already. Dang it. I mentioned it when when I was saying the cheaters. These are most faithful. It's a profession. It's the most faithful. You got the first one. He got the second. You said no. Yeah, it's not the radio. Okay. It's farmers. Farmers are coming. Dang it, man. You know why? Because there's cows there. And horses and donkeys. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. That's the place that my father was cheating on her. Uh, huh. You know, like, okay, fine. I'm the last baby. Maybe he cheated on her way before I was born about after I was born. Uh, She lying. Is it possible? How do you do? I was the most faithful man I ever met my whole life and women hid on him all the time.
You know, my dad was handsome, like Ryan. Really? Yeah. And my dad was so handsome, tall and white. made a smile like that. He had a lot of eyes. He had eyes. because within a period of two weeks, in front of us, I've been called handsome and a genius. Mm-hmm. And it's your fault that people think she's a hoe. It is your fault, though. That is your fault. Farmer's a hoe. Farmer's a my fault. Yeah. Don't care. Anyway. The point was. What was the point, Daisy? Yeah. My dad was never in my own life and time, a cheater. Yeah. Why did your mom think that he was? Because she's horny. So she thinks. That's her. Not to be fair, her mom. She's dad's gone. You got a 40-year-old boyfriend and then like, and see, I bet she's projecting. That's right. That's right. Your mom was cheating. Well, I don't believe so. I never saw any of this, nothing. But I do believe that, you know, as she got older, my dad, perhaps, stopped working in the downstairs.
Whoa. I'm just saying, maybe. I'm just saying, maybe. I don't know. I don't have any proven facts. And then she cheated then. No. She was frustrated then. And she thought he's cheating because he was so active. Won't you pick up the cell phone and call her and ask her. She ever cheated. Yeah, let's get her on the air. Ask her. No. Why didn't you bring her in with us? Yeah. Your mom's here in town. Can you bring her in tomorrow? Yeah. No, no, no. She's an international woman. She's an international woman. She's not, it's not going to happen. Because again, we represent an illicit fund for Daisy, where her poorest friends. She's not going to bring her mom around her poorest friends. Because then her mom's. She's just drawing her ego. Exactly. Because then her mom is going to go back to Mexico and talk to her brothers. Be like, you need to get your sister back here. Because she's hanging around with a bunch of poor people. No, I'm going to hit on her mom. All right, we're going to take a break. We'll come back. It's time for the King of Denmark, right? And Holmes will make his daily proclamation. You're listening to The Match of the Morning. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. The rush of racing?
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