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I don't know. Yeah. I mean, this is about you. If you take it romantically, that's a, that's a youth thing. Happy birthday. How much did you say, Hyman? Did you see the, Jesus Christ. Did you? I'm like, thank you, Russ. I guess that's really good. Did you see the thumbnail? I made it. Let me see what you make for it. Look, look, look at that. Oh, cute. Look at that. Is it very virginal? No, it's, it's, it's her. It's her and I in first for some reason. That's not virgin like at all. That's not right there. That's animal-like right there. Well, that's the last time you'll see that nose. That's on Monday. It's going to change. Oh, yeah. We'll talk about your nose job here in a minute. Yeah. Anyway, happy birthday, Daisy. Thank you. That's a thing. How do you fit what in? What? For the nose job. How do you fit it into today? I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, what prizes do we have in the prize we got it today? Angels enjoying it. Is that a rooster sound? Yeah, that's a rooster. What the heck? A rooster's been in forever.
Why is Angel losing it? Sorry. What happened? Let me get my composure back. That was a joke that I missed. Yeah, it's in it. Ryan's good at that sliding those in. Not the nose. Easy there, killer. Russ, up first. We've got a paratickist WJRR's Earth-A-Birthday 2026. Goes down this weekend. March 21st. All roads lead to central Florida fairgrounds. Come hang out with us. It's going to be a fantastic day. I'll be DJing at the Loud Lounge. Go see Angel at the Loud Lounge. About one o'clock or so. A matter of fact, I'm timing. It's when you get there at one when he starts and just kind of hang out with the Angel for a little bit. And the Loud Lounge, it'll be over as you walk in. It'll be over to the right. It's air condition. It's an awesome place to be. There'll be bands that'll be performing. And then at five o'clock, MWO wrestling will be happening. And the bell starts at five. And we just found out today that you'll be able to watch it live on YouTube. A big thank you to our pal's solar source that are going to sponsor MWO wrestling at Earth Day Birthday.
If you're ready to wrestle down your electric bill, stop by their booth at Earth Day Birthday Saturday. That solar source, the solar source crew will be there to show you how to get big savings. But they are sponsoring the announced team, which is Angel Rivera, Angel of Boom in myself. We're announcing that day. And Tuna Tim will be in the ring with Onyx, the one. And a lot of stuff is happening. The main event is Amber Nova taking on Teal Piper. A lot of people are team Teal these days. I love a team Teal, Pete. I will tell you that. She's, I don't know what's going on, but I'm watching. The hard worker, Russ. I get, yeah. It seems like the wave is going towards Teal. Teal called the big Teal wave. Big Teal wave. But anyway, we've got tickets for Earth Day. Oh, we were supposed to get some Teal beer. Anyway, sorry. Yeah, sorry, I didn't know. There's so many of us sending that in. Russ, we also got a pair of tickets to the Orlando Pride versus Denver Summit. And that's going down tomorrow, the 20th at Inter in Coast ADM.
And we have tickets for that match. And those are the prizes. And today's prize for me out of Russ. Very nice. Who do we have on the line? And what's the win some tickets to Earth Day birthday? We got Jam Pak lines. We got Del Tona satellite beach melt or satellite beaches dropped off. Oh, so apparently we didn't like our prizes. Oh, we got Belperin Longwood and OVido. Daisy, give me a number between them. One and five. Let's go with a two. You would pick. All right. So we're going to go with Amy and OVido. Amy. Oh, by the way, and you have to stick around to take the floor afterwards. We got to talk to you afterwards. Amy, how you doing today? Good morning. Good morning. I have a trivia question for you. If you get it right, you are the queen. And you get the plug and promote whatever you want. You get the prize from the prize pinata and all good. If you don't get it right, don't worry. You got three folks here that can help you like a lifeline. It could be Daisy Del Toro. It's a birthday, by the way. It could be Angel Romera or it could be Ryan Holmes, OK? Yep, happy birthday, Daisy. Thank you. OK. Who was the US president who was credited
for introducing macaroni and cheese to the US? He brought the recipe back to the US after a trip to Europe. But the real credit should go to his slave. It was a slave chef that he had named James Hemings. He was the real mastermind behind the American version of macaroni cheese, but he doesn't get the credit. So what US president gets the credit for macaroni and cheese? I have no clue. And there's a lot of presidents to choose from. What year do you think macaroni and cheese came around? It's a famous president. It's not one of those ones we ignore a lot. So just name one that you think could have done it. Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln is incorrect. Who would you like to help? I don't think he had a slave as a chef. I don't think he had that. But who do you want to help? You've got Angel. You've got Daisy Doutoro. And you've got Ryan Holmes. Let's do it, Ryan. Ryan Holmes, she trusts you. She trusts your brains. She trusts your trivia knowledge.
She trusts your integrity. She trusts your good looks. It's the looks. It's definitely the looks. So Ryan, who was the US president who was credited for introducing Mac and cheese to the US. He brought the recipe back to the US after a trip to Europe. That's the question. But the real is is that when he brought it back, he had a slave as a chef named James Himmings. James Himmings was the real mastermind behind American version of macaroni cheese. But this US president gets all the credit. Which president are we talking about? Ryan, you got this. You just gave it all the way. Well, you got to go slave owning presidents. So that gives us. The first 15 presidents. Hemmings is a clue. It gives you, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hemmings. Oh, you didn't, so you didn't see that. So I out. OK. Then I'm be a dumb dumb. Then you can be smart when you get it. I only know of like one president that had slaves. Oh, they all had slaves up until I think I forget which one.
But yeah, they all had slaves. And George Washington definitely had slaves. If you go by anyway, whatever, I'm not going to argue with you. But who do you think it is? What US president gets credit for macaroni and cheese? Interesting. Well, I don't know about George Washington having slaves. But he didn't invent mac and cheese. He's too busy being America's daddy. Correct. And we had a good relationship with France back in that early president. There's a Yankee Doodle. They called him macaroni. But that was based on an Italian thing. That I didn't have to do with mac and cheese. So I'm going to go. What president do you think it is? You get it right. She's a winner. No, he's president. I can think of the hat slaves that had Monticello. And that's Thomas Jackson. Yeah. Yeah. Woo. OK. I was going to say, I don't know if you remember it. A few years ago, there was a really good documentary
on Netflix. And it was about, and it was a culinary documentary. And they really focused on himmings and the impact that he had as a chef with all the food that he brought. And obviously, the stuff that he did for Thomas Jefferson. Yeah. But he also, after he left the slave. He was a slave. But after he left the White House and doing that, he started becoming one of the America's first fine chefs. OK. Fine dining chefs, let's say. Just quickly says we're talking about it. Because I look, I'm wrong a lot. We can be dumber. How many US presidents own slaves? Five. Only five. Five of them. Which ones? Well, George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, and Andrew Jackson. Now, I actually saw that Abraham Lincoln had slaves when he was younger. Is it not? But not in the North. Is it just in the White House you're saying? The North? No, I don't think Abraham Lincoln had slaves. Ask Mr. Google that. If Abraham Lincoln never owned his slaves.
I'll go from the North. So he wouldn't have slaves. OK. All right. All right, Amy, you're a winner. Congratulations. Now, you got to stick around and be on with us in the next segment. And we're going to get to know you a little bit. You get to plug and promote whatever you want. Remember, they charge hundreds of dollars for these commercials. So whoever you want to give that love to, you can. And what prize are we going to take with you, Amy? going to Earth Day birthday. Earth Day birthday. All right, make sure you come over, see us at five o'clock and go see Angel. He's going to be over at the loud lounge, which is air condition and is a good place to hang out. And I'll be hanging out with him over there too. So come say hi. So we'll get you those tickets and we'll come back. We'll get to know Amy a little bit. Do not go anywhere. You're listening to The Monsters of the Morning. Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Victory Lane? Yeah, it's even better with Chamba by my side. Race to ChambaCasino.com. Let's Chamba. No purchase necessary. VTW Group. Boy, we're prohibited by law. CT and C's. 21 plus sponsored by ChambaCasino. Doing taxes the old way meant handing everything off and just hoping things were moving. But now you can feel confident your taxes are being handled
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So Angel and I can bring you the behind the scenes beforehand and let you know how things are looking before we do our very first MWO men's tournament and the main event, Teal Piper, your MWO champion against Amber Nova, all live on YouTube. Thanks to Solar Source and Mills Air, and I want to say once again, they wanted to make it available for our listeners, they were the ones that kept going to us, hey, why don't you do this? Please, we'll take care of the production team. By the way, Kyle, Cassandra's production, thank you for that. And Angel and I will be bringing you all the action on Saturday for Earth Day birthday. Yes, Angel. I just wanted to close another loop because of the answer for the trivia question. Yeah. And the Netflix documentary that I was referencing, it's absolutely one of the better culinary documentaries that's out there. And it's called High on the Hog, how African American cuisine transformed America and it's available on Netflix. And they do a segment on the answer to your trivia question. Oh, yeah, about the macaroni juice. The chef that was for Thomas Jefferson.
James Hemings. James Hemings. And how is the influence that he had in that part of the world as the chef for the White House? All right. Let's start to Amy real quick, who is your winner today. Congratulations. Amy, how long have you been listening to the show, Amy? Thank you. Good morning. Long time since the bubble in Susanna. Oh, yes. That's the way before the war. Way before the war. Very nice. Well, we appreciate that. Yes, Ryan, you've got a question for Amy. No, it's not a last one. Oh, thank you. No, Bob, I just want to say that Amy has the floor. Thanks to Corey at Core Flooring, Core Flooring is located in Winter Park off of State Road 436. And he's an expert with over 20 years of experience in the flooring industry. And right now Corey's offering 10% of all flooring and installation, starting at just $1 per square foot on made in the USA, waterproof, laminate, vinyl planks, wood flooring, it all comes with a lifetime installation warranty plus you get $50 right off the top. If you tell Corey, you know the King of Denmark and then monsters check them out online at coreflooringfl.com.
And now Amy, you have the floor. Thank you, Ryan. I forgot. I'm not bad. Amy, so you've been listening for a long time now forever. What do you do for a living? I woke up the sheriff's office. Oh, nice. Okay. A lot of action there. And it never gets boring at the sheriff's office. Nope. Get ready to retire, though. April 6th. Oh, wow. How many years did you work at the sheriff's office? 25. 25 years. Who was the sheriff when you first started working there? S-linger. S-linger. Okay. All right. Yeah. I knew him. I thought it was very nice. It was very nice to me. I'll just say. How many sheriffs have you been through? Two. I'm with sheriff Lima right now. Lima. S-linger. Yeah. I like both of those guys. Yeah. I like guys. Are they good to work for? Yes. Absolutely. So what made you decide to finally retire, Amy? 25 years. Go live some life. Just 25 years. You just ready to go. Okay.
Very nice. And then what would you like to plug and promote and tell us about? 25 years is a long time ahead of one job. I know. No, I've been doing this 3, 2, not even. I'm not done yet. Never retiring. Why was you retiring? I'm not on your feet. Get out of here, angel. Yeah. She's given 25 years to a public service. Congratulations. Do for her. Now she's going to go and live the rest of her life. Now she should get back to work. Lazy Amy. Good job. I don't even think about retiring. And I've been doing this 33. Right? Yeah. But this is a public service. Working for the community, especially in law enforcement. Sometimes you're underappreciated. So yeah. Absolutely. Congratulations, Amy. Thank you for doing it. Get back to work, Amy. Lazy pinch. You're right. What are you quitting for? You told me you were like, I'm quitting. You're quitting? Yeah. Get back out there. Hey, Amy. Did you solve crime? I don't think so. Get back to work. Yeah. What are you doing? You're leaving. Hey, soul. Get on you, Amy. What has been the most exciting thing about working for the Sheriff's Department?
Well, that's a loaded question. I guess. Hey. Really? Not everything's about guns being loaded, Amy. Calm down. No, no. Oh, that's true. Is it? I can imagine a lot of police officers. That's not a family. What's that? It's my second family. It's your second family. I can imagine a lot of police officers. There's a lot of egos there. There's probably been a lot of, sometimes the guys don't get along. And they're a little bit of drama. Have a lot of that? Yeah. I was supervisor. So yeah, you get that. So when you're supervising that, that's going to be sort of difficult. Because these are all kind of alpha males, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah. So what was the best way to get across to someone that, if they're wrong about something, what was the best way to get that across to them where they don't freak out or they accept what you're saying? Communication goes a long way. Yeah. So you had to learn to communicate better. Sure. I mean, sure. Sure. Okay. So Amy, what would you like to plug and promote and tell us about?
Actually, I want to promote my niece's business, ZenQuest Reality. ZenQuest Reality. Okay. How long has she been a realtor? I'm going to say she's probably going on about 20 years. Oh, wow. Okay. So she's pretty successful then. She is. They do an excellent job. She's down south, mainly. That's where her business is. But she'll also do stuff out of Palm Coast and Central Florida area. Oh, yeah. Okay. So Ryan just pulled up the video that she has for ZenQuest Reality. Beautiful homes. Mm-hmm. That's a nice one. Yeah. So. Oh, damn. I know. Infinity pool and everything. Yeah. What's your daughter? Sister. Nice. Nice. What's her name? Emily. Emily. Emily. We're trying to find Emily there for you. Down. Emily. We found her. There she is. Oh, adorable. So, I'll try that way. She gets a little plug there on our YouTube channel for those that are looking for
a home. And, Amy, thank you for your service all the years. What do you have planned for retirement? Like, what are you going to do? I'm just going to. I'm behind a house. I'm going to travel and I'm just going to live life. I've got a big family. I want to spend time with them. It's the first place you're going to go. Like, oh, your first destination. Do you have that picked out yet, or you haven't decided? Pine Hills. Are you going to live any wild stuff like would you go to the strip club with me? Like can we go to that or are you over it now? I'm not over but I work with Sheriff's Office, Daisy You're retiring You can let it loose. Yeah, let loose now like it's okay now She makes a good point Amy Lillison. Yeah, you don't have any rules anymore Yeah, but you're not working for the Sheriff's Department you can go crazy Amy are you are you married or you're single? I can call back on the seventh. Okay. I definitely want to talk to you on the seventh. Are you married or you're single Amy?
I'm not married not married. So you got you got you got a She didn't say she was single. Say she said I'm not married listen to what Amy says Ryan. I am So what's what's your situation ship? What do you got going on there Amy? What is your situation? What you got going on for this retirement? It's not your job. It's your partner going to keep on working though Yes, okay, and did they work for the law enforcement? No, she doesn't I don't know about the strippers. I could tell you like Something in your voice. I was like, yeah, this lady likes them boobies. All right Thank you for calling. Thank you for listening. Yeah
Call us after the seventh Have a good day, okay Like that like that's my favorite segment that we do on the show we get to learn a lot about I agree with you. I enjoy it too is why I get so mad when they hang up the guy yesterday pissed me off I want to talk to him. He didn't hang up. He was in a bad area of town. I don't know. He can run to a pay phone I don't care Do it for miles Russ has been stuck in here too long Women wearing white now he's calling out payphones And then he's just a virgin women near a payphone reason and then he just dismisses 25 years of service. What's going on with you? It's your birthday today. I know actually tomorrow is a birthday But I started celebrating yesterday. You did yes. Oh man. I drink a lot. I don't sound like you
Hey, Daisy real quick question because we had a trivia question yesterday and I dealt with Eglations a fluffy And his new tequila fluffy got into the tequila business. Yeah. Yeah, he's a buddy too But there's a thing. This is what I was curious about because the company that's distributing his tequila and from everything I could get garner it looks like they're making it in North Carolina It's not really tequila. That's not yeah, right? And that's illegal actually So they called it a Mexican American tequila is that the because he named it differently is that Well, and so if you go to the website and you start like looking it up and everything So nowhere does it say a hundred percent agave on there nowhere does it say and then the company that is distributing it is out of North Carolina and There was a couple other things that did distribution can be in the USA, but like distilling it has to be in haleesco To be tequila. Yeah, exactly. That's why I'm saying that's not tequila It can't be so what why is he calling it tequila? I wonder if it's being made in North Carolina
Well, no, no that's the part like in rest of what I was trying to the like she just said the distributors Based out of North Carolina and then I went to their website and everything I was trying to determine where where they're sourcing their tequila Yeah, right because yeah, like Distillery in Mexico. It's very very strict like it has to be distilled in Mexico, right? And everything right and then from there they can ship it to be distributed anywhere in the world So distribution can be in North Carolina. Just like you said like my distributions here in in Florida But all of the tequila is shipped as tequila from haleesco Has to come from there if not then it becomes like Well, there's there's other stuff, but there's nothing that can be called tequila unless it's from um Yeah, from haleesco. Hey, so when you visited fluffy a couple weeks ago did he bring up the tequila? No, nothing that's what I was shocked. I was like and You would think that's something to have a comment. Yeah, or have or at least have it out like at least have it there You know how I always have my tequila with me. Yeah, I wouldn't he have it out that day. It didn't make any sense
Hold up your new bottle because you got your well, it's the new logo on the bottle. I like that I like that. It stands out a little bit more daisy. It does, but you know Um At this point, I'm gonna I'm gonna just Keep the name of the first one and change the logo to the second one. Okay, so the next order will be a combination of both Joe collect them all With Arrandas haleesco mexico That's where they're that's where they're distilling it. Okay. Arrandas. Yeah, and then it's uh He's got a blanco flavor a mexican candy flavor and then a grilled pineapple What is mexican candy? It's probably spicy. It's probably spicy She brought us some without one time. It's a real spicy candy. It's usually spicy. Okay. It's gotta be some kind of spicy Yeah, you brought it in. Yeah, remember when you wouldn't eat it because you thought it was like nasty It wasn't good, but it was spicy. It was spicy. Did I like it? I don't remember. No, I did not like it Because most people don't like sweet with the spicy like yeah, it's an acquired taste when you're a kid
Give it to you so you grow up liking it, but most people don't like that. All right. We got to take a little break We come back. I want to find out about your nose job Oh, yeah, I want to talk about your birthday. I want to find out about what happened with your mama We'll get some mama drama And uh once again, I'm gonna thank our friends from solar source and mills air They're making it so all of our listeners can watch mw wrestling on saturday If you want to watch it'll be on a youtube channel real radio monsters on youtube And they made it happen another big thank you to kyle Cassandra's production They're gonna make sure the way to get good production angel and I will be bringing you the action because we're the announced team And Ryan will be a part of the wrestling with uh, you got honest the one and tuna Tim Poppy D You got to max den digger and also damos who is Teal Piper's husband all battling to be the first mw o champion And then the main event is ambernova Challenging teal pipe or for her title at mw wrestling You can watch it live for free on our youtube channel real radio monsters on youtube And that's a really exciting thing and I can't think solar source and mills air enough for making that happen
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Hey, hey Remember tomorrow night what tells Angel listen to from nine to midnight right here on real radio 104.1 nobody tells angel what to play He plays what he wants not too many DJs can say that these days not a whole lot of them They most of them has a program director that tells them what they have to do not angel What what do you have any special plans for tomorrow night angel Not yet You always look at looking for that a little bit of flavor inspiration that Kicks it off last week by for example Did the whole first hour with like just cool funky kind of funky Toons that were Chill kind of yeah, and then by the end of the show it's a Ripper age and EDM show Hey several people have texted in they were listening to the Jim Colbert show yesterday I want to know what happened with the the eating up headphones We will we will go through that here in a little bit whenever we got mode to win We'll let's think my lawyer we will let mode to win decide and he'll be the judge today And whenever mode to win says we'll go okay? Are you are you going that Ryan? No, I know I'm not because you've definitely texted him by now. I have not texted mode to it yet
Listen, yeah No, I have not done that. I will not do that. I'm I agree with you now you and I are on the same page I think Jack Bradshaw to pay for him after we saw him of videotaping okay video taping the dog eating the headphones So we're allies there you go. It's me and you against him. Okay, good. That feels good doesn't it? Shaky shaky truce that the two of you have Formed right now because at the first hit that Mo puts it on want to on you or him Like the on top All right, we'll go through that a little bit later on when when mode to wait gets here So yeah, we we do know about the eating up headphones. We do know the dog item And originally I said it was Jim Colbert fault because his show he should handle it But I watched the video and he was intent in an interview with somebody and it was not it was not Jim Colbert's fault
I had no clue devil Also a part of the interview because it's talking to your friend Jack was filming the whole destruction I tried to give Jack the benefit of the dad I was like we don't know who's filming that because you know, he's gonna be running the show and then lo and behold He's in the shop. He's in the shop You know what I agree with the right I first I said it was Jim Colbert's fault. He should pay the $100 But now Ryan and I agree Uh, it should be uh, Jack. I'm really curious to see how this alliance holds up Wait, so is that why your headphones are blue now? No, no, I've always had these no those are the headphones that go in that studio See these right here Daisy these were chewed up by a dog Oh, they brought in here yesterday. Okay, and these are dogs gonna do what a dog is gonna do So now these are my headphones that that Ryan uses every day But he did leave them out Which he shouldn't Make it sound like I left them out in the rain. I left them in the studio where I sit every day where they've been for last year When you take your headphones off what do you do with them put them in that bottom drawer?
In your face also let me get in your bottom drawer If you do me and your wife are gonna have a good day It's your retired Amy All right, so sorry. I have a very quick line when it comes to that Yes, and we know that Daisy So happy birthday, by the way, no towards the birthday and we're celebrating it today But okay, when do you go to get your your operation? So it's on Monday Monday. Yes, and I got I thought about this since you talked about it last week I think I'm gonna be a little sad. Why? Because I like the way you look I like the I don't know why you want to change your nose Oh, no, no, but I'm not getting a nose job to get a nose job I'm getting a nose job because he said he already has to go in to fix the Broken but you but you said she's not breathing well Like a lot to my mom she's got sleep out. Yeah, but did you not say that you told him while you're there? My eyes will go ahead and make it. That is true because he said once it's already open like if there's anything that you would like to fix
It's the right time to do it because he said I'm already gonna charge you So what you're saying is you're electing to change your looks Yes, I am because he's already going in there and I was looking at my nose Very carefully and they took like these really close-up photos In every angle of my nose. Yeah, and I realized it is crooked. It's like it's got a You need to look. It's your face. I don't know. You're gonna have a different your face is gonna look different when we see you next Yeah, that's why I said look at that nose now because it's gonna be different I think it makes me sort of sad right? What do you think are you glad that she's gonna have her face looking different? She has a different face when she comes back. Oh, yeah, her face has been real problem for me I don't know what you're doing with that I've been struggling for two years. Yeah, like she's telling you there's a huge health benefit for them No, I know the angel now you're not listening to what she's saying She said he could go in and just fix the the part and leave her looking the same She has elected say while you're there go ahead and make my nose smaller
Like I did change my look so she's electing to change her looks. Yeah, and I don't think you need to do that But remember like I already went through the pain of having my nose broken and when I was 14 My parents refused to take me to the doctor So I already went through the pain of like two weeks of suffering and so I know it's gonna hurt So what will you look at basically has to re-break it to put it back together And that way I can use my Can we get a see you for a couple weeks are we no you're not gonna see me for at least two weeks Hey, is there a way to take a picture of her face and then and then make her nose smaller so we can see what it would look like with a smaller nose I mean has a picture. Yeah, they made a picture of this. Oh, I haven't seen that. Yeah, they made me a picture of this What you're gonna look like. Yeah. Oh my god. Can I see it for the first time here live on the show? Yeah, hold on Okay, let me find it so she's doing a nose job now She she has to have because she snores and she and only one nostril is open She has to have it for medical reasons, but while she's there. She's like hell make me look different. Okay, let's see what it's gonna look like She should get done her face right I don't think she should do anything to her face. I think it's perfect the way it is
Okay, let me angel obviously think she should change it No, listen to the lady's speaker. She wants to do it. I don't listen to women's speaker No, it's gonna. It's gonna. I don't know what they're talking about the day It's gonna make her infinitely more happier. So why not let her be happy. Let me see hold on. So Let's see what's it. There you go. So so that's what you're gonna look like. Yeah, so look at it It's like bigger and smaller. Oh So video. Yeah, yeah, so if you got a gym they make you a gym and everything of what it's gonna look like Huh, and I thought it was cool because it like he cannot change his mind. Okay. It's not that much different Yes, I was afraid it was gonna be like you know, you see some people some women they get the plastic surgery And they end up looking like you know like Michael Jackson or Pinocchio or some crazy thing It's not gonna be crazy He said you're barely gonna be able to tell but the reason he's able to do that is because He says like he has to do that to fit my face like they he doesn't do the surgeries. It'll look like that when it's done
Yes, okay, so all he's doing is just like rebraking it to make it Not block my one side. I was so afraid it was gonna be one of those draft. We've all seen the drastic You know plastic surgery women have done. It's like oh man like uh, what's uh from uh from dirty dancing. Oh, what was your name? Uh Jennifer Gray. I thought she was beautiful with the big nose and she got the small nose She looks looks like everybody else. I don't want to like it. Well, he said it's gonna be very natural What he's doing to mine good But he does have to re-break it. So he's like I might as well go in if you want a little touch up I was like yeah, let's do it, but you'll be you'll be out. You're not gonna know he's breaking it. Oh, I'm gonna be out And he said they're giving me oxy codon. Oh, yeah, he said I'm gonna be like not even able to move for days So you're gonna take oxy home with you. Yeah, okay, you should okay, just you know I have to sleep on a recliner So I had to get a recliner and I'm just gonna be sitting there Let me tell you that you should not drink tequila on oxy Well, he did say I have to stop drinking. That's why I drink extra yesterday and I'm gonna drink a lot today
That way I don't drink for like two weeks as your friend. I'll let me take whatever you have left over to make sure you don't take Yeah, don't don't drink don't don't drink tequila and oxy together because that'll be I know I'm not gonna do it. I'm not an actual alcoholic. I can't stop. No, I know that. I'm not worried about the alcohol We're not worried about the drink. We're worried about the ox. Yeah, you got an alcohol down. You you're you're what what they call that a Alcoholic no, no, no, no We're like a like a Ryan like a functional a functional alcohol. Yeah, yeah Function I'm a controlling alcoholic. I will say I have known people and this is this is this is all serious and true I've known people I love the death and they were fine and I went and got some dental work and got oxy cotton Yeah, they ruined his life. I will tell you like I knew him before also. They became addicted to it and had Definitely just follow the prescription and have problems their entire life after oxy And not just one person. I know one two four people. Oh jeez that that they they get addicted to it because the feeling is so good
And then you drink on it and it can be a real problem. So either the look and listen We've talked about before he only gave me seven pills of it. Oh perfect. Okay. That's good. Uh, so yeah Yeah, but what people do is they they say why need seven more and they find another way to get seven more and they find another way to get seven more Yeah, well, I've never been addicted to anything. That's the only reason I feel like I would be fine. Yeah, well, except maybe sex Yeah, you're right. Um, but other than that, I've been fine Um, so you think you're really addicted to sex? I don't think you are. Oh, no, I had to take counseling for it I remember I told you but you haven't had a mate you said you haven't been with a man in six years No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm a mister. Oh, I said I yearned a half. Oh, you're gonna have okay I'm six years. I would have died in six years. Okay, a year and a half though That doesn't sound like addicted to sex. Well, but I'm not anymore. Oh, you got I got help I went to counseling for two years. I had to read a book called Celebration of Sex. Uh-huh I read it three times and then I had to follow the steps on it. Oh, what's the number one step to not be addicted to the fact that touching it
I'm going to take a break. We're going to age one. We're just happening one Parsons There's a problem. So you're going to just go to high and you're going to told you that. All right, listen I can't even go to counseling. I'm going to just come to Ryan 100 percent. Yeah, all right We'll take a break. We come back. We'll find out what's going on with monster sports. You're listening to the monster Tyler Reddick here from 2311 racing another checkered flag for the books time to celebrate with Jamba Jump in at chamba casino.com. Let's chamba. No purchase necessary BTW group boy, we're prohibited by mom CC and C 21 plus sponsored by chamba casino This is Chelsea handler from deer Chelsea after the big game like most people I kept thinking about the commercials and there was one that stayed with me It was from the blue square alliance against hate and it wasn't loud or flashy It showed a Jewish kid being targeted at school and another student who chose not to ignore it As someone who was Jewish that moment felt very real to me Not dramatic just familiar and what struck me was how clearly it showed that hate doesn't always announce itself
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